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 â„–108754[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

You are Nate Higgers. A few days ago, you witnessed your friend, Santa Cob, get beheaded by a genetically spliced Jeffrey Epstein. You worried, then grieved. However, Jeff didn't stop at killing Santa. He kidnapped the corpse. You've spent the past few days sitting in Santa's office and browsing the Sh@rty.

BEGIN

You hear a knock at the door. You wonder who it could be.

(Brenton Tarrant and Chuudler are on the other side, don't worry)

 â„–110861[Quote]

>>110857
if evens this le happens

 â„–110862[Quote]

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You enter the first pod room. Da joos stare at you.
A beef beetle crawls out from behind one of the pods.

 â„–110863[Quote]

>>110862
Shoot them up

 â„–110864[Quote]

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>>110863

>kill zem all

 â„–110865[Quote]

Oop

 â„–110866[Quote]

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kill zem all

 â„–110867[Quote]

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>>110863
>>110864
>>110866
Brent switches to Ray Gun (his own choice), then you fire upon da scrooges.

Rolan
Evens = partial hits
Odds = reroll
Digits = criticals

 â„–110868[Quote]

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>>110867

Someone walk in and give you the red pill that have chance to turn you into aryan or t r o o n

 â„–110869[Quote]


 â„–110870[Quote]

holy fuck, quads mean they all explode and turn into a bloody mist

 â„–110871[Quote]

>>110868
if evens, xe shows up

 â„–110872[Quote]

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>>110869
>>110870
You heckin' obliterate da scrooges. Then, the rest of them show up and you initiate TKD. All that's left is a floor of gore, and also a few ash piles from the ray gun.
The pods are clear.

 â„–110873[Quote]

>>110872
The Beetle consumes their remains and grows bigger

 â„–110874[Quote]

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>>110873
The Beef Beetle consumes some of their remains and begins to increase in size. Maybe slink out and let it do its thing… Or kill it for free food and risk aversion.

 â„–110875[Quote]

>>110874
Let him be. He's not bothering you

 â„–110876[Quote]

>>110872
Move on to barracks

 â„–110877[Quote]

>>110874
HIM show up and laugh at you then he disappear

 â„–110878[Quote]

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>>110875
>>110876
You let him eat the rest of the k1ke's remains, and slink out. He probably can't even fit out the doors, so the chances of him attacking you are very low.

 â„–110879[Quote]

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>>110877
HIM finally shows up and laughs at you and the Brapvengers. He disappears shortly after.
You shrug it off and proceed to the barracks…

 â„–110880[Quote]

the beef beetle consooms all of the boLet your heart be bright!s in the pod and grows even bigger, then he tries breaking the doors of the pod down so he can get out

 â„–110881[Quote]

>>110880
We already move onto barracks next chvdLet your heart be bright!s

 â„–110882[Quote]

>>110880
rolan
evens = he doesn't break out
odds = reroll
digits = he breaks out

 â„–110883[Quote]

rolan trejo
evens = doesn't reappear
odds = he does

 â„–110884[Quote]

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At the armory, you encounter Danny Trejo again.
>Hey, we can't break out.
The Gigachvd says
<Told ya.
>Anyway, we need some keycards for the armory, and the exit. Could you spare a few?

 â„–110885[Quote]

give him le cards or whatever

 â„–110886[Quote]

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>>110885
You give him one of your NWO cards and your special armory card.
>Thanks, bro. Let me repay you.
He gives you two medkits. You can use one of them to heal your wounded before entering the barracks.

 â„–110887[Quote]

>Are you REALLY sure you want to make that post?
Wtf

 â„–110888[Quote]

>>110887
i think tgere is a random chance that you will get those messages when you post

 â„–110889[Quote]

>>110886
Use them

 â„–110890[Quote]

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>>110888
>>110889
You use half a medkit, mostly for A24. Then you pocket it and the other medkit. Everyone gets restored to full health. Proceed to the barracks?

 â„–110891[Quote]

>>110890
WHY NOT THE ARMORY

 â„–110892[Quote]

OP here I'm trans btw

 â„–110893[Quote]

>>110891
the party already visited and looted some of it, and the previous intention was to go to the barracks. would you like the party to revisit the armory instead?

 â„–110894[Quote]

>>110893
go to the barracks then i guess

 â„–110895[Quote]

>>110893
This. Thats how Tarrant got his Big Mac that makes giants hole into people

 â„–110896[Quote]

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>>110894
You head to the barracks and enter. A bulletproof window stands between you and the red beret.
He says
>The shoah squad's arrived!
Do you try and kill the beret here and now, or do you enter through the barracks? Your party is free to attack.

 â„–110897[Quote]

>>110896
Enter through the barracks were gonna air it out

 â„–110898[Quote]

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>>110897
You enter the barracks. Five men stare you down. Your party is free to attack.

 â„–110899[Quote]

>>110898
Gigachvd unleashes shotgun blasts upon them

 â„–110900[Quote]

>>110898
Everyone start firing while Amerindian chant once again to give the bullet explosive effects and Yakub uses his magnetic power to guide those bullet

 â„–110901[Quote]

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>>110899
>>110900
DOUBLE BLAST!
Gigachvd cocks back both hammers, then fires the double barrel into the soldjers.
The Amerindian chants while he does this.

Rolan
Evens = partial hits (most)
Odds = Reroll
Digits = crits + autoexplode

 â„–110902[Quote]

rolan
evens = full hit
odds = reroll
digits = chant works too

 â„–110903[Quote]

evens = partial hit (most miss)
odds = full miss like Rudolf
digits = full hit anyway or something

 â„–110904[Quote]

>>110901
Cool moment ruined by raisinty luck award

 â„–110905[Quote]

where did the jeet guy go?

 â„–110906[Quote]

>>110905
forgot to reappear him while making the team heal

 â„–110907[Quote]

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Gigachvd breaks the barrel open, and sees that his double blast missing. He hangs back…
The Jeet catches up and he, and the rest of the party fires, with Amerindian chanting and Yakub boosting it.

Rolan
Evens = Partial hits
Odds = reroll
Digits = idk just blows up the n1ggers

 â„–110908[Quote]

>>110906
failerald

 â„–110909[Quote]

evens = full hit
odds = reroll

 â„–110910[Quote]

gogogo

 â„–110911[Quote]

evens = partial hit
odds = full miss

 â„–110912[Quote]

raisinty fucking luck got me resorting to artificially inflate the number to a favourable outcome

 â„–110913[Quote]

Rolan Yakub
Number = Tele force multiplier / 2

 â„–110914[Quote]

raisinitest luck award

 â„–110915[Quote]

rolan amerindian
evens = hollow point effect
odds = nope
digits = explosive rounds

 â„–110916[Quote]

absolute worst luck for this turn

 â„–110917[Quote]

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>>110915
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

 â„–110918[Quote]

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The party's aim is mediocre this turn, and neither Yalub's magnetic force nor the Amerindians chants recover it any.

It's the enemy's turn to attack…

Rolan reinforcements
Evens = red beret roll, half n half
Odds = 2 guards roll, half n half
digits = nope

 â„–110919[Quote]

rolan
evens = 2 guards arrive
odds = nope

 â„–110920[Quote]

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2 guards arrive, 7 firs at the team.

Rolan
Evens = partial hit
Odds = reroll
digits = a fire erupts in the room

 â„–110921[Quote]

>>110920
Everyone in the squad shoot at the k1kes heads

 â„–110922[Quote]

>>110920
Yakup mindrapes xhem

 â„–110923[Quote]

>>110920
Yakub compel the guards to blow their heads off

 â„–110924[Quote]

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The scrooges get about half their shots on the Brapvengers' Group A. Everyone gets hit at least once, except for the tacticool Jeet crouching on the bunker. +respect

Your party is free to attack. >>110921, >>110922, and >>110923 will be enacted.

 â„–110925[Quote]

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>>110924
Baron cob the 3rd walks in from the canteen proclaiming that the scrooge world order is over

 â„–110926[Quote]

>>110925
rolan
evens = he appears
odds = he doesn't but you can ask again because of sh1tty luck

 â„–110927[Quote]

>>110925
okay you roll if he appears

 â„–110928[Quote]


 â„–110929[Quote]

>>110928
he appears

 â„–110930[Quote]

>>110929
festive

 â„–110931[Quote]

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Baron Cob the 3rd enters from the Canteen.
He proclaims
>THE JEW WORLD ORDER IS OVER!
The party aims and fires towards the heads of the guards, in shorter, controlled bursts.

Rolan
Evens = headshots, reroll how many
Odds = reroll
Digits = special roll

 â„–110932[Quote]

rolan
evens = one of them gets headshot, full hit
odds = no headshots, reroll
digits = three get shot in head

 â„–110933[Quote]

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The guards get hit with every bullet. One of them gets killed by a headshot.


Rolan Yakub
Evens = stuns some guards
Odds = reroll
Digits = convinces them to kill themselves (even digits or greater than dubs = all, odd digits = 4 of them)

 â„–110934[Quote]

>>110933
>>9373076
dynamic IP award

 â„–110935[Quote]

evens = convinces one of them to kill themselves, roll how many
odds = nope
digits = same as last roll

 â„–110936[Quote]

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'shotted

 â„–110937[Quote]


which rng system should i use from now on?

 â„–110938[Quote]

>>110937
Just use the external roll and make sure it's set to 11 max

 â„–110939[Quote]

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 â„–110940[Quote]

>>110937
no rolls

 â„–110941[Quote]

After this battle, I'm going to conclude part 2, because there are too many replies and it's breaking. Part 3 will be the Epstein snowball fight.

 â„–110942[Quote]

>>110941
give a santa a frost sword imbued with the power of winter and have him duel weld it with his christmas sword from part 1 to get revenge on epstein

 â„–110943[Quote]

>>110941
Will it be tomorrow or next week?

 â„–110944[Quote]

>>110942
In your dream snowman

 â„–110945[Quote]

>>110943
I'm planning a few days after part 2

 â„–110946[Quote]

>>110944
shut up nigga you're the one who got santa killed by trying to have your little self insert ifunny p3do character win

 â„–110947[Quote]

>>110946
I'm not the one who insert chadstein you low functioning porch monkey

 â„–110948[Quote]

>>110946
im the guy who introduced chadstein in the first part, not him lil bro

 â„–110949[Quote]

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>>>9373149 (You)
>I'm not the one who insert chadstein you low functioning porch monkey

 â„–110950[Quote]

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>>>>9373149 (You)
>>I'm not the one who insert chadstein you low functioning porch monkey

 â„–110951[Quote]

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>>>>>9373149 (You)
>>>I'm not the one who insert chadstein you low functioning porch monkey

 â„–110952[Quote]

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>>>>>>9373149 (You)
>>>>I'm not the one who insert chadstein you low functioning porch monkey

 â„–110953[Quote]

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>>>>>>>9373149 (You)
>>>>>I'm not the one who insert chadstein you low functioning porch monkey

 â„–110954[Quote]

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>>>>>>>>9373149 (You)
>>>>>>I'm not the one who insert chadstein you low functioning porch monkey

 â„–110955[Quote]

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>>>>>>>>>9373149 (You)
>>>>>>>I'm not the one who insert chadstein you low functioning porch monkey

 â„–110956[Quote]

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(will switch to external rolls next post)
Brent aims and fires his Fat Mac.

Rolan
Evens = chest
Odds = reroll
Digits = collateral

 â„–110957[Quote]

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Brent nails another guard with his .950 JDJ. He reloads…

The five remaining guards shoot back at Group A of the Brapvengers.

Rolan (external, 11d) (shooting and also reinforcement)
Evens = red beret arrives
Odds = he doesn't
1,2,3 = all miss
4,5,6 = partial hits (fewer)
7,8,9 = partial hits (greater)
10,11 = every hit

 â„–110958[Quote]

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 â„–110959[Quote]

next adventure bread after the christmas one will be basically dnd at that point

 â„–110960[Quote]

>>110959
who invited this nigga fr



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