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 â„–108754[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

You are Nate Higgers. A few days ago, you witnessed your friend, Santa Cob, get beheaded by a genetically spliced Jeffrey Epstein. You worried, then grieved. However, Jeff didn't stop at killing Santa. He kidnapped the corpse. You've spent the past few days sitting in Santa's office and browsing the Sh@rty.

BEGIN

You hear a knock at the door. You wonder who it could be.

(Brenton Tarrant and Chuudler are on the other side, don't worry)

 â„–110558[Quote]

>>110557
go to the vault so u can finallly save santa

 â„–110559[Quote]

the monster fully melts, and the melted parts start moving back together…

 â„–110560[Quote]

>>110558
xe isn't in the vault, sweaty

 â„–110561[Quote]

>>110560
how many turns until Santa Cob is bad boyfied?

 â„–110562[Quote]

>>110560
then go to where santa is because this back and forth is getting tiring

 â„–110563[Quote]

>>110561
0, the ritual got stopped

 â„–110564[Quote]


 â„–110565[Quote]

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>>110562
You run past the monster's remains, as you see them pull towards each other. You feel the need to reach Santa Cob ASAP.

 â„–110566[Quote]

>>110565
start doing le early present introductionc aryan sprint

 â„–110567[Quote]

>>110566
le EPlC aryan sprint*

 â„–110568[Quote]

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A dozen turns back in time, Group A has to decide whether to double back to Santa or free the prisoners. A time limit is no longer imposed.

 â„–110569[Quote]

>>110568
depends on who is imprisoned

 â„–110570[Quote]

>>110569
it's randos being imprisoned, but it'd be heroic to release them, since most of them are innocent

 â„–110571[Quote]

>>110570
free them i guess (i hope theres atleast one aryan warrior in there)

 â„–110572[Quote]

release them, you have all the time in the world now

 â„–110573[Quote]

>>110571
>>110572
okay. i have to sleep soon / take a break, will continue later

 â„–110574[Quote]

ok saar

 â„–110575[Quote]

>>110568
>>110570

free the prisoners

 â„–110576[Quote]

>>110565
Group A will check on energy and air factory first

 â„–110577[Quote]

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>>110571
>>110572
>>110575
You resume the plan, now being unrestricted by coarse time limits… Block A, 3 NWO guards to deal with. Your party is free to attack.

 â„–110578[Quote]

>>110577
They all fire upon the guards

 â„–110579[Quote]

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>>110578
Your party fires upon the guards.

Rolan
Evens = partial hits
Odds = Reroll
Digits = crits

 â„–110580[Quote]

reroll
evens = full hits
odds = miss

 â„–110581[Quote]

most Rudolfed system ever award

 â„–110582[Quote]

>>110581
>>110580
redoing this because 25% of EVERY shot missing is plain Rudolfed and fvcking stupid

 â„–110583[Quote]

reroll (re-attempt)
evens = full hit
odds = reroll again

 â„–110584[Quote]

>>110582
Its called divine intervention chvd

 â„–110585[Quote]

>>110584
let's give divine intervention a lower chance gogogo

 â„–110586[Quote]

>>110585
Just like how you get digit almost every time you didn't mention them ?

 â„–110587[Quote]

>>110586
it's funny how that works, thought you were just referencing pulp fiction.

 â„–110588[Quote]

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The party hits every bullet. Brent Tarrant fires his elephant rifle round at the NWO.

Rolan (harsher because i re-attempted and got a 100% better outcome from it)
Evens and more than 3 = hit
otherwise, miss

 â„–110589[Quote]

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Brent gets a heckin ebic noscelebrate. The Fat Mac .950 JDJ puts aassive hole in the NWO shotgunner, killing xim instantly.
He racks the bolt back, beginning his reload process for the next turn…
It's the enemy's turn to attack…

 â„–110590[Quote]

>>110589
Meanwhile in space, the aliens prepare to invade

 â„–110591[Quote]

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The NWO guards fire their SCAR-L's at Group A.

Rolan (harsher due to previous reroll)
Evens = all shots hit
Odds = reroll
Digits = they attack twice

 â„–110592[Quote]

Reroll
Evens = partial hits
Odds = reroll

 â„–110593[Quote]

Final Reroll
Evens = Half shots hit
Odds = all miss

 â„–110594[Quote]

>>110591
why did this take you 40 minutes to make

 â„–110595[Quote]

>>110594
No one was replying so I attended to other things for a bit

 â„–110596[Quote]

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The enemies miss their shots, perhaps because of divine intervention.
Your party is free to attack.

 â„–110597[Quote]

>>110596
Yakub forces the right guards gun to fire on the other guard with his magnetism

 â„–110598[Quote]

tarrant fires his big mac or something

 â„–110599[Quote]

>>110598
He's reloading for the current turn

 â„–110600[Quote]

>>110599
ok than a24 fires

 â„–110601[Quote]

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>>110600
>>110597
Yakub and A24plier attack.

A24plier fires his LMG at the right guard, while Yakub magnetically manipulated his gun to fire at the other one.

Rolan A24
Evens = Partial hit
Odds = reroll

Rolan Yakub
Evens = he gets the gun to fire (reroll)
Odds = he can't

Digits = crits and Yakub's success

 â„–110602[Quote]

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Both guards get critted by the attacks, both dying. The only part of them left standing is the right dude's SCAR.
Do you enter the cell room or the break room?

 â„–110603[Quote]

a beefbeetle appears

 â„–110604[Quote]

>>110602
Break the room

 â„–110605[Quote]

>>110602
Cell room

 â„–110606[Quote]

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>>110604
The break room is empty, and doesn't even have enough seats for Group A. I guess you could get snacks here? Return, or check the door?

 â„–110607[Quote]

>>110606
Return and go to the cell room. Also what happened to the turns?

 â„–110608[Quote]

>>110607
>Also what happened to the turns?
Someone accidentally ACKed George Floyd by adding zyklon B the fentanyl mixer.

 â„–110609[Quote]

Check the door

 â„–110610[Quote]

>>110608
It was raisinty luck , could've been ebicly gas the scrooges in civilian room

 â„–110611[Quote]

>>110607
>>110609
rolan
if evens, 219
if odds, 224

 â„–110612[Quote]

rolan encounter
if evens, yes
if odds, nope

 â„–110613[Quote]

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>>110607
You enter the cell room, where quite a few inmates are imprisoned. You figure that there's a master switch to open the cells somewhere. You may ask the prisoners questions, or continue exploring.

 â„–110614[Quote]

>>110613
Ask them

 â„–110615[Quote]

>>110614
ask them what?

 â„–110616[Quote]

>>110615
Where can they find the room that has master switch in it

 â„–110617[Quote]

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>>110616
You ask one of the chvddy prisoners where you can find the master switch to the cells.
>It's in the middle, but you have to reach the end of the cell block to get there.

 â„–110618[Quote]

>>110617
Get to the middle

 â„–110619[Quote]

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>>110618
You go through the cell block, until you reach a junction. There are two doors: Central Command and Cell Block D.
Four men impede you: One with a SCAR-L, the others holding MP5k's.
Your party is free to attack.

 â„–110620[Quote]

>>110619
Each one of them pick their target except for two TJD who will shoot at 4th guard together

 â„–110621[Quote]

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>>110620
Group A selects their targets, then fires at them. Except for Brent, which gets rolled separately…

Rolan
Evens = partial hit
Odds = reroll
Digits = crits

 â„–110622[Quote]

evens = full hit
odds = reroll

 â„–110623[Quote]

evens = partial hit
odds = miss

 â„–110624[Quote]

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The party misses some of their shots, but still gets some hits.
Brent fires his 950 JDJ Fat Mac…

Rolan
Evens = chest hit
odds = reroll
Digits = ebic crit

 â„–110625[Quote]

ROLL

 â„–110626[Quote]

>>110625
That's not how it work , it depends on op rolls

 â„–110627[Quote]

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The Fat Mac kills again. Brent begins the reload process…

The other guards retaliate.

Rolan
Evens = partial hit
Odds = reroll
Digits = full hit

Above 4 = yakub is the target of the middle guard
Below 5 = brent is the target of the middle guard

 â„–110628[Quote]

evens = full hits
odds = miss, scar rerolls

 â„–110629[Quote]

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>>110627
add this

 â„–110630[Quote]

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The guards land all of their shots. A24 and one of the TJD get wounded…

Rolan
Evens = both survive
Odds = reroll

 â„–110631[Quote]

>>110629
penderald

 â„–110632[Quote]


 â„–110633[Quote]

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Both recover from their wounds. Your party is free to attack

It turns out you still have a medkit. Use it to heal the party?

 â„–110634[Quote]

>>110629
if odds, xe appears immediately
if evens, reroll

 â„–110635[Quote]

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A Native American wearing a headdress enters from Block D.
He asks
>Have you come to free my tribe?
The NWO is startled by him.

 â„–110636[Quote]

he asks your team btw

 â„–110637[Quote]

>>110633
No need begin firing upon the guards immediately

 â„–110638[Quote]

>>110635
Tell him the scrooges are raping his family behind that door and will receive lifetime supply of marlboro if he help us

 â„–110639[Quote]

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>>110637
>>110638
You decide against using a medkit, hoping to end the battle quick.
You tell the American Indian
>Help us and we'll get you a lifetime supply of Marlboro.

Does he agree?

Rolan
Evens = joins party
Odds = doesn't join, plainly a neutral party for now…

 â„–110640[Quote]

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The Amerindian joins your party then ducks as you unleash your bullets on the NWO guards.

Rolan
Evens = partial hit
Odds = reroll
Digits = critical shots

 â„–110641[Quote]

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Your team slugs the bastards pretty good. They're all wounded.

Rolan
Evens = all survive
Odds = reroll

 â„–110642[Quote]

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The guards fight back once again.

Rolan
Evens = partial hits
Odds = reroll

 â„–110643[Quote]

evens = full hits
odds = miss, scar rerolls

 â„–110644[Quote]

>>110643
didn't wait long enough like a reatard, sorry for that

 â„–110645[Quote]

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The attacks are devastating on your party. Three get wounded badly.

Rolan
Evens = Reroll (biased to survive)
Odds = Reroll (biased to Let your heart be bright!)

 â„–110646[Quote]

will wait for next roll…

 â„–110647[Quote]

>>110644
These whole rolls is a fucking curse for entire day

 â„–110648[Quote]

>>110647
I'd use 10d but the board is slow during these hours, giving certain numbers 0% for several minutes at a time

 â„–110649[Quote]

>>110648
Time to pull out external rolling tools again

 â„–110650[Quote]

>>110649
good idea, will do that…

 â„–110651[Quote]

rolan (6d) external tool
evens = A24 needs medical attention
odds = TJD needs medical attention
1,2,3 = yakub needs medical attention
5 = someone d1e n1gger d1es
6 = no one needs medical attention

 â„–110652[Quote]

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 â„–110653[Quote]

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A24 and Yakub collapse, and can no longer attack. Medkit recommended.
Your party is free to attack, including the Amerindian…

 â„–110654[Quote]


give yakub ze passive magnetic shield?

 â„–110655[Quote]

>>110653
The amerindian will tackle the nearest guard while other open fire on the rest

 â„–110656[Quote]

>>110654
Sure why not

 â„–110657[Quote]

use the medkit



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