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 â„–108754[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

You are Nate Higgers. A few days ago, you witnessed your friend, Santa Cob, get beheaded by a genetically spliced Jeffrey Epstein. You worried, then grieved. However, Jeff didn't stop at killing Santa. He kidnapped the corpse. You've spent the past few days sitting in Santa's office and browsing the Sh@rty.

BEGIN

You hear a knock at the door. You wonder who it could be.

(Brenton Tarrant and Chuudler are on the other side, don't worry)

 â„–110156[Quote]

if evens, this happens >>110155

 â„–110157[Quote]

>>110154
Ice Chvd interrogate the rabbi by pulling the same trick with the senior officer about how to revive a dead person

 â„–110158[Quote]

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>>110157
Ice good boy grabs the dazed Rabbi by his wrist, inducing a freezing cold feeling…
He tells the rabbi
>Tell me how to revive a dead person, or I'll freeze your hand and piss on it…
<Huh? Goy?…

Rolan
If evens, he tells
If odds, he doesn't.
If above 4, (secret outcome 1)
Below 5, (secret outcome 2)

 â„–110159[Quote]

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<Okay, okay! You need to go to the therapy room! Also, you need to mix embalming fluid and foreskin juice into it!

 â„–110160[Quote]

>>110159
Ice chvd sacrifice the rabbi to Adolf Hitler for extra boost in his magic , BP fan try to see if he could make zylokn b in the science station, feral elf grab foreskin skin juice from the box and search the other crate

 â„–110161[Quote]

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>>110160
Elf Feral collects Foreskin Juice and Embalming fluid, the latter of which he finds from the cabinet.

Ice good boy tries to sacrifice the rabbi to Adolf Hitler for extra magic.

Rolan
Evens = success
odds = fail
Above 2 = increase in power, if success
digits = big increase in magic

 â„–110162[Quote]

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The sacrifice is vain. No power increase.

BP Fan tries to use his high school chemistry and wiki searches to concoct a vial of zyklon b.

Rolan
Evens = his memory served him well
Odds = Nope
Digits = invents super zyklon

 â„–110163[Quote]

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BP fan makes a vial of Zyklon B. It does extra damage to scrooges, but works on goy too.

 â„–110164[Quote]

>>110163
Head to therapy immediately

 â„–110165[Quote]

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>>110164
You enter the therapy room.
You see John Kerry and 3 subordinates.
He taunts
>We figured you'd head here eventually… By the way, miss one shot, and you risk frying the computer.
The computer seems fairly important. You'll have to avoid accidentally firing at it…
>Now back off or become our prisoners. You're not getting what you want…

 â„–110166[Quote]

>>110165
Feral elf create a big ice wall behind the guard and shoot 4 lighting toward them , big Les and ice Chvd charge forward to melee

 â„–110167[Quote]

>>110165
BP fan also joined in the charge too

 â„–110168[Quote]

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>>110166
Elf Feral constructs a wall of ice to guard the computer.

Rolan strength (number is how many times the base health)
Odds = divide health by 2
Digits = indestructible except by ice magic

 â„–110169[Quote]

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Elf Feral constructs the raisintiest ice wall ever, before the team charges the guards.
Elf Feral shocks the guards as they charge.

Rolan
Evens = half guards stunned, ice wall unscathed
odds = half guards burned a bit, ice wall shatters
above 5 = all guards affected
1 = you are very unlucky and the computer gets fried

 â„–110170[Quote]

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The Ice Wall survives, 2 guards get stunned by the electric currents.

Everyone, besides Elf Feral, charge the guards to melee.

Rolan (overlap)
5-7 = +stabbed guard
3-6 = +stunned guard
2-5 = +stunned guard
0-2 = ice wall shatters
digits = best outcome selected, and x2 stun

 â„–110171[Quote]

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Rudolfs accomplish nothing but destroying the frail ice wall.
John Kerry and the other unstunned fight back.

Rolan
Evens = full hits (John Kerry, really good shot)
(overlap) 2,4,6 = full hits for other guard too
Most Odds = partial hit
1,3 = both miss
0 or 8 = other guard gets partial hits, overlap with evens

 â„–110172[Quote]

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The guards hit half their shots on Elf Feral and Big Lez.
Your party is free to attack. Mind the computer.

 â„–110173[Quote]

>>110171
Big Les grab two nearest guard and slam their heads together, ice Chvd throw small ice mist at the other guard and stab him , BP fan attempts to tackle Kerry to the ground while feral elf gets closer to tase him

 â„–110174[Quote]

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>>110173
Ice good boy throws ice powder into the guard's face, before stabbing him.

Rolan
If evens, blinded guard
If above 5, the stab does extra damage
0 or 1 = stab misses

 â„–110175[Quote]

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Big Lez smashes the two guards heads' together, while BP fan tackles John Kerry.

Rolan Lez
Evens = guards stunned for longer
Odds above 4 = guards knocked out

Rolan BP fan
Evens = tackle successful
1,3,5 = gets countered, BP fan stunned by buttstroke

digits = kerry knocked out, guards heads explode

 â„–110176[Quote]

damn nigga, i didn't think you would go all day on this, thankfully that means i have a chance to do something again

 â„–110177[Quote]

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The guards get stunned for longer. John Kerry is pushed to the ground.
The blinded guard gets stabbed in the face.
John Kerry fires in the air.

Rolan
Evens = hit
Odds = miss

 â„–110178[Quote]

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Your party is free to attack. Mind the computer.

 â„–110179[Quote]

>>110177
DON'T YOU DARE SAY ITS DIGIT

 â„–110180[Quote]

i noticed that this board is glacial in pace during these hours. i can't do complex rolls right now.
>>110175 basically had a 0% chance of being good for 5 minutes

 â„–110181[Quote]


 â„–110182[Quote]

>>110178
Ice chvd punch and stab the guard , big Lez keep slamming their heads into mush and BP fan beat the raisin out of Kerry while being shocked by feral elf taser

 â„–110183[Quote]

>>110177
kerry starts singing the jibjab song "you can't say aryan, that really scares me! sometimes a brain can, come in quite handy, but it's not gonna help you, because i won three purple hearts! thus synagogue will surely vote for me" the singing gives him a small boost

 â„–110184[Quote]

>>110183
*this synagogue
fucking phone

 â„–110185[Quote]


 â„–110186[Quote]

>>110185
Damn we finally found the deadest activity moments

 â„–110187[Quote]

>>110185
only active post during dead bad boy hours

 â„–110188[Quote]

using an external tool for next few posts, will screenshot the rolls

 â„–110189[Quote]

im glad im actually able to contribute again, because im a euronigra and im up at euro hours

 â„–110190[Quote]

Asiangods here , have been with op since his first post of today

 â„–110191[Quote]

>>110190
hi xi jing ping

 â„–110192[Quote]

>>110182
using online rng, 1-100
tool: https://www.random.org/

rolan ice good boy
evens = blinded guard
above 49 = extra damage
below 11 = stab misses
repeating number = critical

rolan big lez
29-49 = heads pancaked
evens = extra stun
above 79 = knocked out
digits = heads blown up

rolan bp fan
evens = reduces defense
odds = stunned
below 21 = both outcomes negated, he misses
digits = knocked out, negates below 21


rolan feral elf
evens = stuns john kerry
above 90 = stun but for longer
digits = his muscles are blown out, can't even move

rolan john kerry (enemy)
if above 49, he sings for buffs

will roll and send screenshot

 â„–110193[Quote]

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 â„–110194[Quote]

>>110189
>>110190
g3mmy internationalchads

 â„–110195[Quote]

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BP fan smacks John Kerry with his flag while Elf Feral shocks him. Kerry gets stunned by the electricution.

He sings his own somewhat obscure jibjab song as he gets beaten and shocked.
>you can't say aryan, that really scares me! sometimes a brain can, come in quite handy, but it's not gonna help you, because i won three purple hearts! this synagogue will surely vote for me
It boosts his morale, but he is still stunned.

Ice good boy throws more mist and stabs the guard again. (I reused roll like a SLF) The guard gets cut up even worse.

Big Lez prolongs the stuns of the 2 guards.

The blind guard will attack.

 â„–110196[Quote]

using external tool again

rolan blind scrooge
digits = he hits ice good boy
ends with 5 = accidentally frags the computer
below 21, but doesn't end in 5 = he faces the wrong direction as he fires

 â„–110197[Quote]

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 â„–110198[Quote]

here's the original song he was singing btw

 â„–110199[Quote]

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Blind guard hits Ice good boy a few times, despite his impairment.
Your party is free to attack. Mind the computer.

 â„–110200[Quote]


 â„–110201[Quote]

>>110199
kerry continues singing the song, he gets buff because of it, and is stronger, singing tge song from now on won't boost him any further

 â„–110202[Quote]

>>110200
thanks saar, jibjab is an underrated aryan gift

 â„–110203[Quote]

>>110199
Ice chvd execute the guard , big lez keep doing what he's doing and BP fan elbow drop Kerry while feral elf taser his balls

 â„–110204[Quote]

>>110201
>>110203
rolan kerry
evens = increase defense
above 61 = break stunlock

rolan ice good boy
evens, digits, or ends with 3 or 5 = execute guard

rolan bp fan and ice feral
digits = john kerry's nuts explode
below 30 = burns to john kerry
odds = extra stun, stun cycle continues, unless kerry rolls above 61

big lez repeats the maneuver, their heads are softer this time

rolan big lez
24-56 = heads pancaked
evens = extra stun
above 69 = knocked out
digits or ends with 0 = heads blown up

 â„–110205[Quote]

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 â„–110206[Quote]

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Big Lez finally gets through to the guards, exploding their braincases and emptying the contents on the floor.
Ice good boy does a precision slice to the guards neck, then literally punches his head off.
John Kerry tanks the shock and blunt force, singing his song and boosting his defense. His stun wears off.

He'll now attack, due to his morale being stable.

 â„–110207[Quote]

>>110206
kerry kicks BP away from him, and tries to shoot feral

 â„–110208[Quote]

/soy/ is speeding up again
rolan kerry (board number)
evens = leg sweep success and evasion
above 5 = both leg swept
odds = le fail
digits = stuns them

 â„–110209[Quote]

board numbers SUCK

 â„–110210[Quote]

>>110207
missed this

 â„–110211[Quote]

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John Kerry does a leg sweep, unsuccessfully.
Your party is free to attack, mind the computers.

 â„–110212[Quote]


keep using external tool for random numbers?

 â„–110213[Quote]

>>110212
BP fan body slam Kerry followed with punt kick by big lez while feral elf tase him again before receiving an elbow drop from ice chvd

 â„–110214[Quote]

+1 UID
no contribution

 â„–110215[Quote]


 â„–110216[Quote]


 â„–110217[Quote]

taking a break

 â„–110218[Quote]

>>110217
Maybe check up on group B and the alarm that was set off

 â„–110219[Quote]

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>>110218
The alarm keeps blaring. You hear footsteps marching, which gets louder with every moment. Yakub is still holding the k1ke armorer in place. What do you do?

 â„–110220[Quote]

final post for tonight or whatever

 â„–110221[Quote]

>>110219
Tarrant uses his ray gun at the window to try break through it and also kill the k1ke. If that doesn't work he tries to stab it with his sword

 â„–110222[Quote]

>>110221
And A24 and the TJD wait around the door, ready to fire at whoever is through it

 â„–110223[Quote]

>>110220
To clarify, does this mean the next turn is tomorrow?

 â„–110224[Quote]

>>110219
Yakub pull the k1ke through the iron bars again

 â„–110225[Quote]

>>110213
rolan
evens or digits = john kerry knocked out by this combo
3,5,7 = he gets stunned again
otherwise, he manages to keep fighting

 â„–110226[Quote]

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>>110225
BP fan body slams John Kerey, then the rest of the party kicks and stomps him. After the assault, you knock John Kerry out.
You may proceed to attempting to revive Duke Nukem.

 â„–110227[Quote]

rolan reinforcements
evens = +2
1-4 = +1
4-6 = +glowie
3-8 = +1 NWO
digits = multiply by 2

 â„–110228[Quote]

>>110221
>>110224
rolan ray gun
evens = explodes glass
evens + above 5 = damages k1ke too

rolan sword
evens = can execute second attack

 â„–110229[Quote]

>>110224
rolan yakub
0,1,5,7, digits = the k1ke comes out the other end
other odds = telekinesis becomes weak and k1ke breaks line of sight
otherwise, telekinesis resumes restraining the k1ke

 â„–110230[Quote]

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>>110221
>>110222
>>110224
Brent's Raygun shatters the glass, making it easier for Yakub to slice the k1ke like cheese, thru the iron bars that were meant to protect him.
The door opens. Only one guard has responded to the alarm. TJD and A24 were watching the door, however…


Rolan TJD and A24
evens = partial hit
3,5,7 = full hit
digits = crits
otherwise, miss

 â„–110231[Quote]

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>>110230
The team unloads on the guard, hitting the guard enough to wound him, maybe even kill…

Rolan
Evens or 5 = guard dead
digits = guard explodes into confetti
odds except 5 = guard survives

 â„–110232[Quote]

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TJD and A24 take care of the guard quick. What an anemic response from the facility.
You find a keycard for the weapons storage, so even if your NWO cards don't work, that will.
Proceed to the weapons room?

 â„–110233[Quote]


 â„–110234[Quote]

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>>110233
The first room is full of service rifles. It also has "special munitons" or mainly explosives from what you can see…
In the corner, you see some of the weapons the NWO has been using.
What really catches your eye is the special depot. That's probably where you'll find the good weapons.
It says armorer only, but that's not stopping you.

 â„–110235[Quote]

>>110234
They scavenge the special munitions area then they go into the special depot

 â„–110236[Quote]

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>>110235
You generally scavenge the special munitions locker, finding 7 frag grenades, a landmine, and a box of explosive shotgun ammo…
You then head to the special depot. You see (most of) Santa's weapons, and a "special" weapons locker, which is really tall.

 â„–110237[Quote]

>>110236
Try to open the special weapons locker then we shall decide what weapons will be taken

 â„–110238[Quote]

rewriting

 â„–110239[Quote]

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>>110237
You open the drawer and find a bunch of rare weapons.
You read the tags and identify the weapons: Manville Launcher, CMG-3, Fat Mac .950 JDJ, a Cochan Turret Revolver, and a Nambu Type 90.
Otherwise, you can name a small arm, and it should be in the locker.

 â„–110240[Quote]

>>108754 (OP)
Im fucking Rudolfed but how do i find previous bread

 â„–110241[Quote]


 â„–110242[Quote]

>>110239
Tarrant grabs the Fat Mac and A24 replaces one of his rifles with a CMG-3

 â„–110243[Quote]

rolan strength
if evens, a24 has dat soviet strength tho

 â„–110244[Quote]

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>>110242
You take the Fat Mac and the CMG-3 from the drawer.
Brent Tarrant smirks as he holds the massive Fat Mac, which is bigger than his biwisi. It can literally put big holes into people, or blast their limbs away.
A24plier lets out a sigh. He can't hold the CMG-3 and a Galil in akimbo. It's one or the other for him.

 â„–110245[Quote]

>>110244
A24 only uses the CMG and grabs a Turret Revolver as a backup. and the two TJD carry Santas weaponry on their back and notice his sword is missing

 â„–110246[Quote]

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>>110245
A24 takes the Turret Revolver as a secondary, and puts away his Galil and AK akimbo in favor of his new CMG-3.
The TJD stow away Santa Cob's legendary Jolly HMG and Present Rocket Launcher.
They notice the absence of Santa's sword.
You immediately conclude that Epstein took it for himself.

 â„–110247[Quote]

>>110246
They then continue forward to the prison area

 â„–110248[Quote]

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>>110247
You return to the armory room.

Rolan
Evens = reinforcements arrive (2 guards)
Odds = no reinforcements

 â„–110249[Quote]

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You make it through the armory without being accosted.

 â„–110250[Quote]

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You skip the Pods rooms. It's for the best, probably.

 â„–110251[Quote]

storychud i've been here since part 1 this is one of the gemmiest breads i've ever seen on the 'arty good job

 â„–110252[Quote]

>>110251
thanks

 â„–110253[Quote]

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You reach the prison checkpoint. You see two guards and a Glowie in a blanket.
The guards say
>Trying to turn yourselves in? It won't work! We're giving you bastards the death sentence!

 â„–110254[Quote]

>>110253
Tarrant and A24 try out their new firearms on the two guards

 â„–110255[Quote]

>>110253
while tarrant and a24 do their work have yakub mindbreak the glowie



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