â„–110156[Quote]
if evens, this happens
>>110155 â„–110157[Quote]
>>110154Ice Chvd interrogate the rabbi by pulling the same trick with the senior officer about how to revive a dead person
â„–110158[Quote]
>>110157Ice good boy grabs the dazed Rabbi by his wrist, inducing a freezing cold feeling…
He tells the rabbi
>Tell me how to revive a dead person, or I'll freeze your hand and piss on it…<Huh? Goy?…Rolan
If evens, he tells
If odds, he doesn't.
If above 4, (secret outcome 1)
Below 5, (secret outcome 2)
â„–110160[Quote]
>>110159Ice chvd sacrifice the rabbi to Adolf Hitler for extra boost in his magic , BP fan try to see if he could make zylokn b in the science station, feral elf grab foreskin skin juice from the box and search the other crate
â„–110161[Quote]
>>110160Elf Feral collects Foreskin Juice and Embalming fluid, the latter of which he finds from the cabinet.
Ice good boy tries to sacrifice the rabbi to Adolf Hitler for extra magic.
Rolan
Evens = success
odds = fail
Above 2 = increase in power, if success
digits = big increase in magic
â„–110164[Quote]
>>110163Head to therapy immediately
â„–110165[Quote]
>>110164You enter the therapy room.
You see John Kerry and 3 subordinates.
He taunts
>We figured you'd head here eventually… By the way, miss one shot, and you risk frying the computer.The computer seems fairly important. You'll have to avoid accidentally firing at it…
>Now back off or become our prisoners. You're not getting what you want… â„–110166[Quote]
>>110165Feral elf create a big ice wall behind the guard and shoot 4 lighting toward them , big Les and ice Chvd charge forward to melee
â„–110167[Quote]
>>110165BP fan also joined in the charge too
â„–110168[Quote]
>>110166Elf Feral constructs a wall of ice to guard the computer.
Rolan strength (number is how many times the base health)
Odds = divide health by 2
Digits = indestructible except by ice magic
â„–110173[Quote]
>>110171Big Les grab two nearest guard and slam their heads together, ice Chvd throw small ice mist at the other guard and stab him , BP fan attempts to tackle Kerry to the ground while feral elf gets closer to tase him
â„–110174[Quote]
>>110173Ice good boy throws ice powder into the guard's face, before stabbing him.
Rolan
If evens, blinded guard
If above 5, the stab does extra damage
0 or 1 = stab misses
â„–110176[Quote]
damn nigga, i didn't think you would go all day on this, thankfully that means i have a chance to do something again
â„–110179[Quote]
>>110177DON'T YOU DARE SAY ITS DIGIT
â„–110180[Quote]
i noticed that this board is glacial in pace during these hours. i can't do complex rolls right now.
>>110175 basically had a 0% chance of being good for 5 minutes
â„–110182[Quote]
>>110178Ice chvd punch and stab the guard , big Lez keep slamming their heads into mush and BP fan beat the raisin out of Kerry while being shocked by feral elf taser
â„–110183[Quote]
>>110177kerry starts singing the jibjab song "you can't say aryan, that really scares me! sometimes a brain can, come in quite handy, but it's not gonna help you, because i won three purple hearts! thus synagogue will surely vote for me" the singing gives him a small boost
â„–110184[Quote]
>>110183*this synagogue
fucking phone
â„–110186[Quote]
>>110185Damn we finally found the deadest activity moments
â„–110187[Quote]
>>110185only active post during dead bad boy hours
â„–110188[Quote]
using an external tool for next few posts, will screenshot the rolls
â„–110189[Quote]
im glad im actually able to contribute again, because im a euronigra and im up at euro hours
â„–110190[Quote]
Asiangods here , have been with op since his first post of today
â„–110192[Quote]
>>110182using online rng, 1-100
tool:
https://www.random.org/rolan ice good boy
evens = blinded guard
above 49 = extra damage
below 11 = stab misses
repeating number = critical
rolan big lez
29-49 = heads pancaked
evens = extra stun
above 79 = knocked out
digits = heads blown up
rolan bp fan
evens = reduces defense
odds = stunned
below 21 = both outcomes negated, he misses
digits = knocked out, negates below 21
rolan feral elf
evens = stuns john kerry
above 90 = stun but for longer
digits = his muscles are blown out, can't even move
rolan john kerry (enemy)
if above 49, he sings for buffs
will roll and send screenshot
â„–110194[Quote]
>>110189>>110190g3mmy internationalchads
â„–110196[Quote]
using external tool again
rolan blind scrooge
digits = he hits ice good boy
ends with 5 = accidentally frags the computer
below 21, but doesn't end in 5 = he faces the wrong direction as he fires
â„–110201[Quote]
>>110199kerry continues singing the song, he gets buff because of it, and is stronger, singing tge song from now on won't boost him any further
â„–110202[Quote]
>>110200thanks saar, jibjab is an underrated aryan gift
â„–110203[Quote]
>>110199Ice chvd execute the guard , big lez keep doing what he's doing and BP fan elbow drop Kerry while feral elf taser his balls
â„–110204[Quote]
>>110201>>110203rolan kerry
evens = increase defense
above 61 = break stunlock
rolan ice good boy
evens, digits, or ends with 3 or 5 = execute guard
rolan bp fan and ice feral
digits = john kerry's nuts explode
below 30 = burns to john kerry
odds = extra stun, stun cycle continues, unless kerry rolls above 61
big lez repeats the maneuver, their heads are softer this time
rolan big lez
24-56 = heads pancaked
evens = extra stun
above 69 = knocked out
digits or ends with 0 = heads blown up
â„–110207[Quote]
>>110206kerry kicks BP away from him, and tries to shoot feral
â„–110208[Quote]
/soy/ is speeding up again
rolan kerry (board number)
evens = leg sweep success and evasion
above 5 = both leg swept
odds = le fail
digits = stuns them
â„–110209[Quote]
board numbers SUCK
â„–110212[Quote]
keep using external tool for random numbers?
â„–110213[Quote]
>>110212BP fan body slam Kerry followed with punt kick by big lez while feral elf tase him again before receiving an elbow drop from ice chvd
â„–110214[Quote]
+1 UID
no contribution
â„–110217[Quote]
taking a break
â„–110218[Quote]
>>110217Maybe check up on group B and the alarm that was set off
â„–110220[Quote]
final post for tonight or whatever
â„–110221[Quote]
>>110219Tarrant uses his ray gun at the window to try break through it and also kill the k1ke. If that doesn't work he tries to stab it with his sword
â„–110222[Quote]
>>110221And A24 and the TJD wait around the door, ready to fire at whoever is through it
â„–110223[Quote]
>>110220To clarify, does this mean the next turn is tomorrow?
â„–110224[Quote]
>>110219Yakub pull the k1ke through the iron bars again
â„–110225[Quote]
>>110213rolan
evens or digits = john kerry knocked out by this combo
3,5,7 = he gets stunned again
otherwise, he manages to keep fighting
â„–110226[Quote]
>>110225BP fan body slams John Kerey, then the rest of the party kicks and stomps him. After the assault, you knock John Kerry out.
You may proceed to attempting to revive Duke Nukem.
â„–110227[Quote]
rolan reinforcements
evens = +2
1-4 = +1
4-6 = +glowie
3-8 = +1 NWO
digits = multiply by 2
â„–110228[Quote]
>>110221>>110224rolan ray gun
evens = explodes glass
evens + above 5 = damages k1ke too
rolan sword
evens = can execute second attack
â„–110229[Quote]
>>110224rolan yakub
0,1,5,7, digits = the k1ke comes out the other end
other odds = telekinesis becomes weak and k1ke breaks line of sight
otherwise, telekinesis resumes restraining the k1ke
â„–110230[Quote]
>>110221>>110222>>110224Brent's Raygun shatters the glass, making it easier for Yakub to slice the k1ke like cheese, thru the iron bars that were meant to protect him.
The door opens. Only one guard has responded to the alarm. TJD and A24 were watching the door, however…
Rolan TJD and A24
evens = partial hit
3,5,7 = full hit
digits = crits
otherwise, miss
â„–110231[Quote]
>>110230The team unloads on the guard, hitting the guard enough to wound him, maybe even kill…
Rolan
Evens or 5 = guard dead
digits = guard explodes into confetti
odds except 5 = guard survives
â„–110234[Quote]
>>110233The first room is full of service rifles. It also has "special munitons" or mainly explosives from what you can see…
In the corner, you see some of the weapons the NWO has been using.
What really catches your eye is the special depot. That's probably where you'll find the good weapons.
It says armorer only, but that's not stopping you.
â„–110235[Quote]
>>110234They scavenge the special munitions area then they go into the special depot
â„–110236[Quote]
>>110235You generally scavenge the special munitions locker, finding 7 frag grenades, a landmine, and a box of explosive shotgun ammo…
You then head to the special depot. You see (most of) Santa's weapons, and a "special" weapons locker, which is really tall.
â„–110237[Quote]
>>110236Try to open the special weapons locker then we shall decide what weapons will be taken
â„–110238[Quote]
rewriting
â„–110239[Quote]
>>110237You open the drawer and find a bunch of rare weapons.
You read the tags and identify the weapons: Manville Launcher, CMG-3, Fat Mac .950 JDJ, a Cochan Turret Revolver, and a Nambu Type 90.
Otherwise, you can name a small arm, and it should be in the locker.
â„–110240[Quote]
>>108754 (OP)Im fucking Rudolfed but how do i find previous bread
â„–110242[Quote]
>>110239Tarrant grabs the Fat Mac and A24 replaces one of his rifles with a CMG-3
â„–110243[Quote]
rolan strength
if evens, a24 has dat soviet strength tho
â„–110244[Quote]
>>110242You take the Fat Mac and the CMG-3 from the drawer.
Brent Tarrant smirks as he holds the massive Fat Mac, which is bigger than his biwisi. It can literally put big holes into people, or blast their limbs away.
A24plier lets out a sigh. He can't hold the CMG-3 and a Galil in akimbo. It's one or the other for him.
â„–110245[Quote]
>>110244A24 only uses the CMG and grabs a Turret Revolver as a backup. and the two TJD carry Santas weaponry on their back and notice his sword is missing
â„–110246[Quote]
>>110245A24 takes the Turret Revolver as a secondary, and puts away his Galil and AK akimbo in favor of his new CMG-3.
The TJD stow away Santa Cob's legendary Jolly HMG and Present Rocket Launcher.
They notice the absence of Santa's sword.
You immediately conclude that Epstein took it for himself.
â„–110247[Quote]
>>110246They then continue forward to the prison area
â„–110248[Quote]
>>110247You return to the armory room.
Rolan
Evens = reinforcements arrive (2 guards)
Odds = no reinforcements
â„–110251[Quote]
storychud i've been here since part 1 this is one of the gemmiest breads i've ever seen on the 'arty good job
â„–110254[Quote]
>>110253Tarrant and A24 try out their new firearms on the two guards
â„–110255[Quote]
>>110253while tarrant and a24 do their work have yakub mindbreak the glowie