â„–108953[Quote]
>>108951Do they have a way to communicate if they split up?
â„–108954[Quote]
>>108953yes, phones are universal
â„–108955[Quote]
>>108954Elf feral and tarrant should stay in the car while the rest take the sewers. Pincer the UN
â„–108956[Quote]
>>108954Also yeah shoot the jartcuks, cant have any info getting back to stein
â„–108957[Quote]
>>108954if you split up then if they do get arrested in the van you can contact them and you won't all go to jail, so i'd say half mans the van and the other half ventures into the sewers
â„–108958[Quote]
>>108955tarrant puts an eyepatch on to look cool o algo
â„–108959[Quote]
>>108952>>108953>>108954>>108955>>108956>>108957You shoot up the place santa doesn't visitbad boys, then drive away, to the UN building.
You reach a manhole and plan for most of your team to enter the UN that way. Only Brenton Yarrant and Elf Feral will stay in the van.
Is this okay?
â„–108960[Quote]
>>108959Tarrant is armed and can contact the party if anything goes wrong. It should be fine
â„–108961[Quote]
>>108959Methinks choodler should stay in reserve, ready to hop in on either side
â„–108963[Quote]
going to sleep, 'night everyone
â„–108964[Quote]
>>108963goodnight we'll keep the bread alive
â„–108965[Quote]
>>108964thanks ansd good night
â„–108968[Quote]
Live on!!!!!!
â„–108969[Quote]
This bread will not! Let your heart be bright!
â„–108970[Quote]
breaddy
â„–108971[Quote]
viva la cob
â„–108972[Quote]
still up even after i slept
â„–108973[Quote]
come back saar
â„–108974[Quote]
>>108960>>108959You proceed with the plan. You climb down the manhole, while Brenton drives away
In the sewer, you encounter a rat. He says
>To pass, you must pay a cheese toll.None of your party has the cheese. Any substitutes?
â„–108975[Quote]
>>108974nate takes one of his green fingers off because it's like moldy cheese
â„–108976[Quote]
>>108974lou reed gives the rat one of the mcdonalds gift cards
â„–108977[Quote]
>>108975You chop off one of your fingers and give it to the rat.
>Mmm… even better!He sinks into the water. The rats won't disturb you now.
â„–108978[Quote]
>>108977continue through the sewers
â„–108979[Quote]
>>108977they continue through the sewers and find a snowflake on the ground
â„–108980[Quote]
>>108978The rest of your travel is uneventful. You find a sign that says
>NWO PROPERTY>tresspassers VILL be shotWith a cardslot beside it.
This must be the UN's septic system.
â„–108981[Quote]
>>108980an evil zombie rabbi with red eyes appears (from the right side, not from the door)
â„–108983[Quote]
HOHOHO!
â„–108984[Quote]
>>108982easter al-cobby throws a bibisi magazine at him and asks if we can proceed
â„–108985[Quote]
>>108984Eastern Cobby gives a bibisi magazine to the evil rabbi.
>gogogo, okay, pal. Our turrets need some calibrating, anyway.He opens the door.
â„–108986[Quote]
>>108985the nwo tunnel has 5 computers for gooning and the people in there have nwo passes around their neck
â„–108987[Quote]
>>108986goonclown is also there, his charred corpse was healed like santa was, and now xhe works for the israelis
â„–108988[Quote]
>>108987back when nate and chuud threw him into the fire place
â„–108989[Quote]
>>108987xhe has a health bar above xis head
â„–108991[Quote]
HOHOHO!
â„–108992[Quote]
>>108990ted rants about the electronic turrets
â„–108994[Quote]
>>108993nate asks if the turrets can be disabled for another one of easter cobbys bibisi magazines
â„–108995[Quote]
>>108993they go in the room with the turrets, and nate shoves his TWP into the barrels and cooms in them, causing them to malfunction and explode
â„–108996[Quote]
>>108995his coom is sparkly green because of the crystal
â„–108997[Quote]
rolan
more than 6 or digits = success
less than 3 = death
â„–108999[Quote]
>>108996>>108995>>108994Nate asks if the turrets can be disabled for a bribe of an extra bibisi magazine.
The evil rabbi says
>Go Believe in the magic of christmas!rself.Nate takes matters into his own hands and makes love to the turret's barrels, cooming in both of them.
When he returns, they both explode like a heckin' Christmas miracle.
First room clearIf this post ends in odds, the rabbi notices and engages in combat with the Brapvengers.
â„–109001[Quote]
>>109000nate pees in the water, bringing it to surface level and killing the crocs, he uses one of them as a battering ram
â„–109002[Quote]
>>109000electrocute the water with your taser
â„–109003[Quote]
rolan piss, 2, 7 or digits = lethal
â„–109004[Quote]
rolan tazer efficiency
â„–109006[Quote]
>>109005call in your buddy duke nukem from the hit game duke nukem 3D
â„–109007[Quote]
>>109005nate hits the croc with his BGC, but this only stuns the croc for 3 turns
â„–109008[Quote]
rolan (digits / 3 = stun time)
rolan, if evens, duke arrives
â„–109010[Quote]
>>109006>>109007>>109008Nate smacks the crocodile with his bigisi (BGC), stunning it for the turn. This buys him enough time to call Duke Nukem.
Just as the croc is ready to strike again, Duke Nukem blasts him in the face.
He enters the screen and puts one more shell into the creature, finishing it off.
>Bite my ass, reptile scum!Officially, he's here to stay. He probably hates the NWO.
â„–109011[Quote]
>>109010Since duke is stronger, he's the one to use the croc as a battering ram
â„–109012[Quote]
rolan
if evens, success
if odds or digits, backfires (digits are le bad this roll)
â„–109013[Quote]
>>109011Duke Nukem hops on the croc boLet your heart be bright!s and uses the one he shot as a battering ram.
BAM!The drawbridge's lock disengage and it falls onto the water.
Unfortunately, Duke Nukem falls beneath. He's now drowning and will drown to death in 5 turns.
Attempt to rescue him?
â„–109014[Quote]
>>109010As if that is enough to take down the ol' duke…
But try and lift the bridge anyway in case he's unconscious
â„–109015[Quote]
>>109014He isn't unconcious but the bridge is quite heavy and the body of water is taller than him.
â„–109016[Quote]
rolan lift attempt
only 4 or 8 = success
â„–109017[Quote]
>>109013meanwhile, satoko arrives in court after xhe was arrested
â„–109020[Quote]
>>109018Ted can lift the board slightly due to his previous cabin building skills.
â„–109021[Quote]
>>109019he is ESL so what he says makes no sense
â„–109022[Quote]
>>109019satoko tell the judge xhe needs to go to the bathroom because xhe ate a taco beforehand and his stomach hurts
â„–109025[Quote]
>>109021>>109022Satoko mumbled, none of it is understood, confirming that he's ESL.
<Even if you're latinx, I can't just let you go.>Can me go to bathroom o algo?<Sure.The cop escorts Satoko to the bathroom and he begins brapping and sharting at the toilet.
â„–109026[Quote]
>>109024easter cobby plants explosives to break the bridge
â„–109027[Quote]
>>109025the smell is so bad that the cop passes out
â„–109028[Quote]
>>109026Easter Cobby plants a small explosive.
Evens = success
Odds = failure
digits = success but hurt duke a little
â„–109030[Quote]
>>109029worst luck ever award
â„–109031[Quote]
>>109030you can retry solutions with similar luck
â„–109032[Quote]
or get nukem oxygen
â„–109033[Quote]
>>109030Easter Cobby receives a worst luck ever award
â„–109035[Quote]
>>109034uh… have a24 shoot those metal things with his gun, i dont know
â„–109036[Quote]
>>109029nate pees on the bridge and tases it attempting to burn it
â„–109037[Quote]
>>109035>>109036A24 shoots the metal hinges while Nate pisses and tazes the bridge.
First roll
if evens, success
Second roll
Only 5 works
â„–109039[Quote]
I'll try to do less rolls in the future because that section was bullraisin
â„–109041[Quote]
>>109038cross the bridge then
â„–109042[Quote]
>>109040then satoko (barely) fits into the cops uniform as a disguise
â„–109046[Quote]
>>109045satoko covers the unconscious cop in raisin to make him a raisinskin and puts him on the toilet so people think he's still in there
â„–109047[Quote]
>>109045he leaves the bathroom and leaves the door open, causing the smell to go all through the building
â„–109048[Quote]
taking a small break
â„–109049[Quote]
>>109048marge this is big break