â„–109354[Quote]
>>109352A24 mercykills good boyler after dodging the bite
â„–109355[Quote]
>>109352A24 evades, he also shoots because I forgot to roll it last turn.
Rolan
2 or 4 = Meatshot
Odds = Miss
Evens = Hit
Digits = Critical
â„–109358[Quote]
>>109357DONT kill boyler, i believe he can be saved, just knock him out for now
â„–109359[Quote]
>>109357The party tries to restrain good boyler to save him.
â„–109360[Quote]
>>109358Marge, you prompted the bad boyzombie?
â„–109361[Quote]
>>109360i didn't think he was gonna kill one of the members… it was just gonna be a minor threat
â„–109362[Quote]
>>109361but tbh, boyler didn't really do much anyways, so its not a big loss
â„–109363[Quote]
>>109362if you want to, you can kill him
â„–109366[Quote]
>>109365max smacks the zombie with his gun, and duke shoots the zombie with his shotgun
â„–109367[Quote]
>>109358Nate takes good boyler's gun and shoots him with it
â„–109368[Quote]
>>109367>>109366Max buttstrokes the zombie, while Duke blasts another shell into its face.
Meanwhile, Nate takes good boyler's Luger with one bullet in it and jams it in his cranium, for an execution style kill.
Rolan Max and Duke
4-9 = Max hits
2-7 = Duke hits
5 = Meatshot
Even (if hit) = Meatshot
Digits = Critical
Rolan Nate
3 or 7 = Aimed at wrong part of hear like a Rudolf
other odds = good boyler gets heavily wounded and becomes heavily wounded zombie
Even = complete kill
â„–109370[Quote]
>>109369The zombie attacks Max.
Rolan
If 5 or 7, Max evades.
If evens, he evades.
If digits, he evades.
Otherwise, he gets bitten.
â„–109372[Quote]
>>109371have max smack boyler with the gun repeatedly until xhe gets knocked out
â„–109373[Quote]
>>109371oh, and reed and nukem attack the bad boy zombie
â„–109374[Quote]
>>109372>>109373Max repeatedly strikes good boyler, in hopes that it'll knock him out, but he's a zombie, so this is unlikely to happen.
Rolan
1, 3 or 5 = good boyler gets knocked out
7 or 9 = he gets killed
Evens = He gets stunned
Digits = Knocked out
Loud Reed and Duke Nukem shoot at the bad boyzombie.
Rolan
3-8 = Nukem hits
4-9 = Max hits
Evens = Meatshots
Digits = Critical
â„–109375[Quote]
>>109374good boyler gets knocked out as a zombie.
The bad boyzombie gets hit enough times to get disfigured. His attacks are going to be even less effective.
â„–109376[Quote]
>>109375The zombie's eyes are bloody and his vision is impaired, he is also disfigured. He's barely able to attack or even see his opponents. He goes for it anyway.
Rolan
Evens = No attack
Digits = No attack
1 or 3 = Attack
other odds = falls over
â„–109377[Quote]
>>109375max puts boyler in a black bag, and puts the bag on his back, easten cobby shoves a firecracker into the zombies mouth
â„–109378[Quote]
>>109377i meant eastern cobby does that to the bad boy zombie, not boyler, sorry for any confusion
â„–109379[Quote]
>>109377>>109378Max shoves the unconcious zombie good boyler into a body bag.
Eastern Cobby shoves a lit firecracker into the bad boyzombie's mouth.
Rolan
1 = Firecracker falls out, doing minimal damage
7 = Zombie survived
Evens = violent decapitation
otherwise, killed less violently
â„–109380[Quote]
>>109379cremate the boLet your heart be bright!s
â„–109381[Quote]
>>109380nigga stop, he's unconscious, he can't do anything
â„–109382[Quote]
>>109381he'll wake up and spread
â„–109383[Quote]
>>109379The bad boyzombie's head gets blasted in just the right way to disintegrate part of it and leave the rest of it on the walls and floor. The entire room gets painted in the zombie's blood.
The battle has been won.
â„–109384[Quote]
>>109382>>109380Let's try and see if he can be cured first.
â„–109385[Quote]
>>109384so take him back to the hospital wing?
â„–109386[Quote]
>>109341The negros try to negotiate with the guards in a swarthy speak, and Mafia Toilet speaks in the skibidi language to them which the guards find le heckin incomprehensible
â„–109387[Quote]
>>109385lets try that first
â„–109388[Quote]
>>109386SNCA but I was this ID
>>109323 from the days before, don't know why it changed
â„–109389[Quote]
>>109385You bring the unconscious good boyler back to the hospital wing, which is one room away.
You ask Dr. Soystein to help formulate a cure.
>I have an idea… Combine Sproke and zombie blood in a vial and run it through your green crystal. That might form a cure, but this is venturing outside the realm of science… â„–109390[Quote]
>>109388IP reset probably.
â„–109391[Quote]
>>109390Weird cause I still see the (you)'s from the older ID
â„–109393[Quote]
>>109386The negroes try to negotiate with the guards.
>Aye, bruh. We are undercover niggas an shiet. That cop oughta tell ya the same thing. We good, because we just are that way, alright?Meanwhile, the Mafia toilet speaks his skibidi-Swarthish. This confuses the guards.
If 2, 4, 6, or 8, this works.
If 1 or 3, they interrogate raisinoko.
Otherwise, this fails.
â„–109394[Quote]
>>109393this triggers combat o algo
â„–109396[Quote]
>>109395And of course, he speaks ESL to them
â„–109397[Quote]
>>109396Does he use any special argument?
â„–109400[Quote]
>>109397He tries to say in english that these amigos are his niggas who are visiting some friends in this building
â„–109401[Quote]
>>109396>>109398Satoko tries to roll with the nigga gangster's argument, that they're undercover 'n' shiet. His ESL confuses everything.
>Bro, umm. bro they is undercover o algo and i a officer of the police… Me hungry for tacos o algo. *brap*Rolan
If odds, they let you in despite confusion
If evens, they engage in combat.
â„–109402[Quote]
>>109401The guards attack first.
The glowie reveals his RAY GUN.
Rolan power
Higher number = more damage
Odds = area of effect
â„–109403[Quote]
>>109402The guards pull their gun on Satoko
>Let your heart be bright! YOU WETBACK!Rolan UN
Evens = Hit
1, 3, or 5 = Miss
7 or 9 = Meatshot
Digits = Critical
Rolan Glowie
Odds = Hit
0, 2, or 4 = Miss
6 or 8 = Miss but AoE
Digits = Critical
â„–109404[Quote]
>>109402mafia toilet fires his acid gun at the glowie
â„–109406[Quote]
>>109403Most of the UN's bullets hit satoko, hurting him.
>Aahhh, friendly fire, homes!The glowie's ray gun misses completely.
Your party is free to attack.
>>109404 and
>>109405 will be enacted this turn
â„–109407[Quote]
>>109406tarrant jumps at one of the guards and slices his throat open with his bone sword
â„–109408[Quote]
>>109407>>109404>>109405Mafia Toilet laughs at the glowie and fires his acid gun at him.
Rolan
Evens = Full hit
5, 7 or 9 = Partial hit
Digits = Full hit
Otherwise, miss
Brenton Tarrant performs a risky flip jump, intending to slash one of the guard's throats.
Rolan
0 or 2 = Out of range
Other Evens = Partial hit + stun
Odds = Throat slit
Digits = Beheaded
â„–109410[Quote]
jesus christ man this rolling raisin is autistic as fuck wake me up when you get to the good part of the adventure aka Santa's workshop managiftent
â„–109413[Quote]
also since when did OP start using fucking dice rolls every single fucking turn? dmin 6 adventure wasnt entirely like this
â„–109416[Quote]
>>109414Satoko tackles the stunned guard and sits on his face, building up a massive toxic brap
â„–109417[Quote]
>>109413I decided to try something different and probably more realistic. One of the flaws I saw with 'dmin 6, was that the enemies couldn't even strike back half the time. That's why I'm doing semi-traditional turn festive combat this time.
â„–109418[Quote]
No one even uses b@sed anymore. Just get rid of that damn wordfilter.
â„–109420[Quote]
also another complaint in your adventure breads it takes so fucking long to get to fighting the major bosses fighting the same fodder enemies for 3 days gets boring
â„–109421[Quote]
>>109420Well, I have two counterarguments.
First, I give many opportunities to avoid combat. With the right lick and strategy, you can avoid fighting the UN guards entirely.
Second, I tried to make fodder enemies more interesting and threatening. Previously, it was just blast the raisin out of enemies or chop them in half and proceed to next room. Now, it's engage in actual combat or GTFO to another room, or avoid combat entirely.
I guess you don't like it, anyway. I'm experimenting and trying to make combat more engaging.
â„–109422[Quote]
I just entered the bread, how did this go from saving christmas to whatever is happening now? Algo whats the winning terms?
â„–109423[Quote]
>>109422>I just entered the bread, how did this go from saving christmas to whatever is happening now?The party, the Brapvengers, are exploring New York and trying to find Santa Cob.
>Algo whats the winning terms?You find Santa and prevent the evil Santa replacement ritual from occurring.
â„–109425[Quote]
>>109416Satoko pushes the stunned UN guard and sits on his face. He unleashes a ghastly brap into the officer's face.
Rolan
Evens = Knocked out
7, or 9 = Stun
1, 3 or 5 = Ineffective
Digits = Kill
â„–109428[Quote]
>>109425Meanwhile, epstein calls israeli backed syrian rebels to come as reinforcement
â„–109429[Quote]
>>109427Some of the TJD n1ggers use their shotguns on the remaining guard. They're a bunch of street n1ggers so their aim isn't that good
â„–109430[Quote]
say some corny ass jolly line straight out of a 2000s disney christmas special
â„–109433[Quote]
>>109432digits as in repeating digits doe
â„–109434[Quote]
taking a small break, hopefully a short one
â„–109436[Quote]
>>109429The TJD niggas fire their guns at the remaining UN guard. Their gangsta aim is kinda bad. Only one of them uas a shotgun, the rest have pistols.
Rolan pistol
0 or 2 = all misses
other Evens = mostly misses, a few hits
1, 3, or 5 = partial hit
7 or 9 = full hit
Digits = Critical
Rolan shotgun
Other Evens = Miss
6 or 8, 1 or 3 = Partial hit
other Odds = Full Hit / Meatshot
Digits = Critical
â„–109439[Quote]
>>109437BP fan shoves the bottom of his flag pole into the guard
â„–109440[Quote]
>>109439The BP fan tries to stick his flagpole into the guard.
3 = blocked by armor
5 = parried with rifle
9 = hit
1 or 7 = critical
Evens = hit
Digits = critical
â„–109443[Quote]
>>109442Tarrant charges at the guard and uses his sword at him and attacks with the BP fan. Mafia Toilet charges another acid shot if they didn't kill him already
â„–109444[Quote]
>>109443Brenton Tarrant slashes his sword, while BP fan swings his flagpole.
Rolan Tarrant
Evens = the guard gets cut up pretty badly
1 or 3 = miss
other odds = partial hit on armor
Rolan BP fan
Evens = stun
1 or 3 = blocked
Other Odds = Pure damage
Mafia toilet aims and charges his acid cannon. He's on standby this turn for if the melee doesn't kill the guard.
â„–109447[Quote]
>>109446Feral elf picks up the glowies ray gun to use as a weapon, assuming it wasn't destroyed by the acid
â„–109448[Quote]
>>109447Feral Elf searches for the ray gun.
Odds = it was destroyed
â„–109450[Quote]
>>109449Yakub picks up one of the guards rifles. Then it cuts back to the Brapvengers
â„–109453[Quote]
Also I'm considering adjusting some of the rolls or the system because getting mediocre results because of a random number is coal.