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 â„–108754[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

You are Nate Higgers. A few days ago, you witnessed your friend, Santa Cob, get beheaded by a genetically spliced Jeffrey Epstein. You worried, then grieved. However, Jeff didn't stop at killing Santa. He kidnapped the corpse. You've spent the past few days sitting in Santa's office and browsing the Sh@rty.

BEGIN

You hear a knock at the door. You wonder who it could be.

(Brenton Tarrant and Chuudler are on the other side, don't worry)

 â„–109354[Quote]

>>109352
A24 mercykills good boyler after dodging the bite

 â„–109355[Quote]

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>>109352
A24 evades, he also shoots because I forgot to roll it last turn.

Rolan

2 or 4 = Meatshot
Odds = Miss
Evens = Hit
Digits = Critical

 â„–109356[Quote]

>>109355
it's a meatshot

 â„–109357[Quote]

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All of A24s shots land at the zombie (meatshot).

 â„–109358[Quote]

>>109357
DONT kill boyler, i believe he can be saved, just knock him out for now

 â„–109359[Quote]

>>109357
The party tries to restrain good boyler to save him.

 â„–109360[Quote]

>>109358
Marge, you prompted the bad boyzombie?

 â„–109361[Quote]

>>109360
i didn't think he was gonna kill one of the members… it was just gonna be a minor threat

 â„–109362[Quote]

>>109361
but tbh, boyler didn't really do much anyways, so its not a big loss

 â„–109363[Quote]

>>109362
if you want to, you can kill him

 â„–109364[Quote]

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Eastern Cobby and Ted Kaczynski strike good boylee try to knock him out, then cover him with a bodybag. (It's recommended for the other party members to attack the zombie)

Rolan
Evens or 5 = success
Odds = fail
Digits = success

 â„–109365[Quote]

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>>109364
It fails. Have the other party members attempt to subdue good boyler or attack the zombie again?

 â„–109366[Quote]

>>109365
max smacks the zombie with his gun, and duke shoots the zombie with his shotgun

 â„–109367[Quote]

>>109358
Nate takes good boyler's gun and shoots him with it

 â„–109368[Quote]

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>>109367
>>109366
Max buttstrokes the zombie, while Duke blasts another shell into its face.
Meanwhile, Nate takes good boyler's Luger with one bullet in it and jams it in his cranium, for an execution style kill.

Rolan Max and Duke

4-9 = Max hits
2-7 = Duke hits
5 = Meatshot
Even (if hit) = Meatshot
Digits = Critical

Rolan Nate
3 or 7 = Aimed at wrong part of hear like a Rudolf
other odds = good boyler gets heavily wounded and becomes heavily wounded zombie
Even = complete kill

 â„–109369[Quote]

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good boyler turns into a bad boyzombie because Nate aimed at the jaw like the stupid fucking Rudolfed bad boy soyim he is.
The bad boyzombie's flesh falls apart.
If evens, he falls over and can't attack.
If odds, he attacks a party member.

 â„–109370[Quote]

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>>109369
The zombie attacks Max.

Rolan

If 5 or 7, Max evades.
If evens, he evades.
If digits, he evades.
Otherwise, he gets bitten.

 â„–109371[Quote]

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Max parries the wounded bad boy zombie's attack, effectively evading it.
Unfortunately, you have two zombies now.

 â„–109372[Quote]

>>109371
have max smack boyler with the gun repeatedly until xhe gets knocked out

 â„–109373[Quote]

>>109371
oh, and reed and nukem attack the bad boy zombie

 â„–109374[Quote]

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>>109372
>>109373
Max repeatedly strikes good boyler, in hopes that it'll knock him out, but he's a zombie, so this is unlikely to happen.

Rolan

1, 3 or 5 = good boyler gets knocked out
7 or 9 = he gets killed
Evens = He gets stunned
Digits = Knocked out

Loud Reed and Duke Nukem shoot at the bad boyzombie.

Rolan

3-8 = Nukem hits
4-9 = Max hits
Evens = Meatshots
Digits = Critical

 â„–109375[Quote]

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>>109374
good boyler gets knocked out as a zombie.
The bad boyzombie gets hit enough times to get disfigured. His attacks are going to be even less effective.

 â„–109376[Quote]

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>>109375
The zombie's eyes are bloody and his vision is impaired, he is also disfigured. He's barely able to attack or even see his opponents. He goes for it anyway.

Rolan
Evens = No attack
Digits = No attack
1 or 3 = Attack
other odds = falls over

 â„–109377[Quote]

>>109375
max puts boyler in a black bag, and puts the bag on his back, easten cobby shoves a firecracker into the zombies mouth

 â„–109378[Quote]

>>109377
i meant eastern cobby does that to the bad boy zombie, not boyler, sorry for any confusion

 â„–109379[Quote]

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>>109377
>>109378
Max shoves the unconcious zombie good boyler into a body bag.

Eastern Cobby shoves a lit firecracker into the bad boyzombie's mouth.

Rolan

1 = Firecracker falls out, doing minimal damage
7 = Zombie survived
Evens = violent decapitation
otherwise, killed less violently

 â„–109380[Quote]

>>109379
cremate the boLet your heart be bright!s

 â„–109381[Quote]

>>109380
nigga stop, he's unconscious, he can't do anything

 â„–109382[Quote]

>>109381
he'll wake up and spread

 â„–109383[Quote]

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>>109379
The bad boyzombie's head gets blasted in just the right way to disintegrate part of it and leave the rest of it on the walls and floor. The entire room gets painted in the zombie's blood.

The battle has been won.

 â„–109384[Quote]

>>109382
>>109380
Let's try and see if he can be cured first.

 â„–109385[Quote]

>>109384
so take him back to the hospital wing?

 â„–109386[Quote]

>>109341
The negros try to negotiate with the guards in a swarthy speak, and Mafia Toilet speaks in the skibidi language to them which the guards find le heckin incomprehensible

 â„–109387[Quote]

>>109385
lets try that first

 â„–109388[Quote]

>>109386
SNCA but I was this ID >>109323 from the days before, don't know why it changed

 â„–109389[Quote]

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>>109385
You bring the unconscious good boyler back to the hospital wing, which is one room away.
You ask Dr. Soystein to help formulate a cure.
>I have an idea… Combine Sproke and zombie blood in a vial and run it through your green crystal. That might form a cure, but this is venturing outside the realm of science…

 â„–109390[Quote]

>>109388
IP reset probably.

 â„–109391[Quote]

>>109390
Weird cause I still see the (you)'s from the older ID

 â„–109392[Quote]

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Shart on a post

 â„–109393[Quote]

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>>109386
The negroes try to negotiate with the guards.
>Aye, bruh. We are undercover niggas an shiet. That cop oughta tell ya the same thing. We good, because we just are that way, alright?
Meanwhile, the Mafia toilet speaks his skibidi-Swarthish. This confuses the guards.
If 2, 4, 6, or 8, this works.
If 1 or 3, they interrogate raisinoko.
Otherwise, this fails.

 â„–109394[Quote]

>>109393
this triggers combat o algo

 â„–109395[Quote]

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>>109393
The guards interrogate Satoko.
>Okay, these teenagers asked for you to vouch for them. Can you explain what is going on, here?

 â„–109396[Quote]

>>109395
And of course, he speaks ESL to them

 â„–109397[Quote]

>>109396
Does he use any special argument?

 â„–109398[Quote]

>>109397
nigga, he's ESL

 â„–109399[Quote]

>>109389
try that

 â„–109400[Quote]

>>109397
He tries to say in english that these amigos are his niggas who are visiting some friends in this building

 â„–109401[Quote]

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>>109396
>>109398
Satoko tries to roll with the nigga gangster's argument, that they're undercover 'n' shiet. His ESL confuses everything.
>Bro, umm. bro they is undercover o algo and i a officer of the police… Me hungry for tacos o algo. *brap*

Rolan

If odds, they let you in despite confusion
If evens, they engage in combat.

 â„–109402[Quote]

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>>109401
The guards attack first.
The glowie reveals his RAY GUN.

Rolan power
Higher number = more damage
Odds = area of effect

 â„–109403[Quote]

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>>109402
The guards pull their gun on Satoko
>Let your heart be bright! YOU WETBACK!

Rolan UN
Evens = Hit
1, 3, or 5 = Miss
7 or 9 = Meatshot
Digits = Critical

Rolan Glowie
Odds = Hit
0, 2, or 4 = Miss
6 or 8 = Miss but AoE
Digits = Critical

 â„–109404[Quote]

>>109402
mafia toilet fires his acid gun at the glowie

 â„–109405[Quote]

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>>109401
>>109404
Mafia Toilet laughs and aims his acid cannon at the glowie, charging it up and blasting it

 â„–109406[Quote]

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>>109403
Most of the UN's bullets hit satoko, hurting him.
>Aahhh, friendly fire, homes!
The glowie's ray gun misses completely.

Your party is free to attack.
>>109404 and >>109405 will be enacted this turn

 â„–109407[Quote]

>>109406
tarrant jumps at one of the guards and slices his throat open with his bone sword

 â„–109408[Quote]

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>>109407
>>109404
>>109405
Mafia Toilet laughs at the glowie and fires his acid gun at him.

Rolan

Evens = Full hit
5, 7 or 9 = Partial hit
Digits = Full hit
Otherwise, miss

Brenton Tarrant performs a risky flip jump, intending to slash one of the guard's throats.

Rolan

0 or 2 = Out of range
Other Evens = Partial hit + stun
Odds = Throat slit
Digits = Beheaded

 â„–109409[Quote]

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The glowie gets submersed in acid, instant kill.
Brenton's sword slashes the guard's mouth. It's painful and stuns him, but he isn't dead.
It's the enemy's turn to attack.

 â„–109410[Quote]

jesus christ man this rolling raisin is autistic as fuck wake me up when you get to the good part of the adventure aka Santa's workshop managiftent

 â„–109411[Quote]

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>jesus christ man this rolling raisin is autistic as fuck wake me up when you get to the good part of the adventure aka Santa's workshop managiftent

 â„–109412[Quote]

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The unstunned guard shoots at mafia toilet.

Evens = hit but no damage
7 or 9 = partial armor penetration
digits = full armor penetration
otherwise = miss

 â„–109413[Quote]

also since when did OP start using fucking dice rolls every single fucking turn? dmin 6 adventure wasnt entirely like this

 â„–109414[Quote]

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The Rudolfed guard misses his shots.

Your party is free to attack.

 â„–109415[Quote]

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>>jesus christ man this rolling raisin is autistic as fuck wake me up when you get to the good part of the adventure aka Santa's workshop managiftent

 â„–109416[Quote]

>>109414
Satoko tackles the stunned guard and sits on his face, building up a massive toxic brap

 â„–109417[Quote]

>>109413
I decided to try something different and probably more realistic. One of the flaws I saw with 'dmin 6, was that the enemies couldn't even strike back half the time. That's why I'm doing semi-traditional turn festive combat this time.

 â„–109418[Quote]

No one even uses b@sed anymore. Just get rid of that damn wordfilter.

 â„–109419[Quote]

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>No one even uses b@sed anymore. Just get rid of that damn wordfilter.

 â„–109420[Quote]

also another complaint in your adventure breads it takes so fucking long to get to fighting the major bosses fighting the same fodder enemies for 3 days gets boring

 â„–109421[Quote]

>>109420
Well, I have two counterarguments.
First, I give many opportunities to avoid combat. With the right lick and strategy, you can avoid fighting the UN guards entirely.
Second, I tried to make fodder enemies more interesting and threatening. Previously, it was just blast the raisin out of enemies or chop them in half and proceed to next room. Now, it's engage in actual combat or GTFO to another room, or avoid combat entirely.
I guess you don't like it, anyway. I'm experimenting and trying to make combat more engaging.

 â„–109422[Quote]

I just entered the bread, how did this go from saving christmas to whatever is happening now? Algo whats the winning terms?

 â„–109423[Quote]

>>109422
>I just entered the bread, how did this go from saving christmas to whatever is happening now?
The party, the Brapvengers, are exploring New York and trying to find Santa Cob.
>Algo whats the winning terms?
You find Santa and prevent the evil Santa replacement ritual from occurring.

 â„–109424[Quote]

>>109423
Thanks

 â„–109425[Quote]

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>>109416
Satoko pushes the stunned UN guard and sits on his face. He unleashes a ghastly brap into the officer's face.

Rolan

Evens = Knocked out
7, or 9 = Stun
1, 3 or 5 = Ineffective
Digits = Kill

 â„–109426[Quote]

>>109425
Dammit one off

 â„–109427[Quote]

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The brap knocks the guard out, taking him out of the battle.

The remaining guard buttstrokes Satoko.

Rolan

Evens = Stun
1, 3, or 5 = Miss
7 or 9 = Knocked out

 â„–109428[Quote]

>>109425
Meanwhile, epstein calls israeli backed syrian rebels to come as reinforcement

 â„–109429[Quote]

>>109427
Some of the TJD n1ggers use their shotguns on the remaining guard. They're a bunch of street n1ggers so their aim isn't that good

 â„–109430[Quote]

say some corny ass jolly line straight out of a 2000s disney christmas special

 â„–109431[Quote]

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>>109427
Because of digits, Satoko gets knocked into the wall early present introductioncly. He's still merely stunned because I didn't say what digits would do.

 â„–109432[Quote]

>>109431
op do this

 â„–109433[Quote]

>>109432
digits as in repeating digits doe

 â„–109434[Quote]

taking a small break, hopefully a short one

 â„–109435[Quote]

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>>109428
Epstein calls a cell of Syrians to investigate the incident at the UNHQ. They'll enter the building in 3 turns.

 â„–109436[Quote]

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>>109429
The TJD niggas fire their guns at the remaining UN guard. Their gangsta aim is kinda bad. Only one of them uas a shotgun, the rest have pistols.

Rolan pistol

0 or 2 = all misses
other Evens = mostly misses, a few hits
1, 3, or 5 = partial hit
7 or 9 = full hit
Digits = Critical

Rolan shotgun

Other Evens = Miss
6 or 8, 1 or 3 = Partial hit
other Odds = Full Hit / Meatshot
Digits = Critical

 â„–109437[Quote]

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The Rudolfed gangsters leave a scratch on the UN guard.

He retaliates against the gangsters.

Rolan
Evens = partial hit
1, 3, or 5 = full miss
Other odds = full hit

 â„–109438[Quote]

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The guard fails to hit the gangsters at all because he is a fucking Rudolf.

 â„–109439[Quote]

>>109437
BP fan shoves the bottom of his flag pole into the guard

 â„–109440[Quote]

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>>109439
The BP fan tries to stick his flagpole into the guard.

3 = blocked by armor
5 = parried with rifle
9 = hit
1 or 7 = critical
Evens = hit
Digits = critical

 â„–109441[Quote]

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The guard parries the flag, then shoots the BP fan.

Rolan

Evens = hit
7 or 9 = partial miss
Other odds = full miss
Digits = BP fan counters with a flag to the guard's eye

 â„–109442[Quote]

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The guard misses again, maybe he's firing blanks????

 â„–109443[Quote]

>>109442
Tarrant charges at the guard and uses his sword at him and attacks with the BP fan. Mafia Toilet charges another acid shot if they didn't kill him already

 â„–109444[Quote]

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>>109443
Brenton Tarrant slashes his sword, while BP fan swings his flagpole.

Rolan Tarrant

Evens = the guard gets cut up pretty badly
1 or 3 = miss
other odds = partial hit on armor

Rolan BP fan

Evens = stun
1 or 3 = blocked
Other Odds = Pure damage

Mafia toilet aims and charges his acid cannon. He's on standby this turn for if the melee doesn't kill the guard.

 â„–109445[Quote]

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The guard suffers some damage from the attacks.

Mafia toilet fires his acid cannon.

Rolan
Evens = full hit
Odds = partial hit

 â„–109446[Quote]

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The remaining guard gets killed by acid. Team TJD has won the battle and may roam the UNHQ building.

 â„–109447[Quote]

>>109446
Feral elf picks up the glowies ray gun to use as a weapon, assuming it wasn't destroyed by the acid

 â„–109448[Quote]

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>>109447
Feral Elf searches for the ray gun.

Odds = it was destroyed

 â„–109449[Quote]

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Feral Elf now has a raygun.

 â„–109450[Quote]

>>109449
Yakub picks up one of the guards rifles. Then it cuts back to the Brapvengers

 â„–109451[Quote]

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>>109399
Dr. Soystein prepares the mystery cure. The process turns the crystal red.

 â„–109452[Quote]

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>>109450
Yakub picks up one of the rifles.

 â„–109453[Quote]

Also I'm considering adjusting some of the rolls or the system because getting mediocre results because of a random number is coal.



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