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>>109052Meanwhile underground the cult of krampus is preparing to strike…
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>>109052a24 shows his military ID
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>>109046>>109047Satoko covers the unconcious officer in fecal matter (totally unnecessary) then places him on one of the toilets.
He exits the bathroom, leaving the door open and letting the brap fumes into the hallway. The hallway is clear.
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>>9278723>>109055Satoko gets hungry and goes to the police break room to eat some takis
â„–109057[Quote]
>>109054A24 shows his soviet ID.
>This is very peculiar, but I've seen weirder. You may carry on.They open the door for you.
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>>109055a spark from an exposed wire in the bathroom and causes it to ignite the brap gas, causing a violent explosion
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>>109056in the break room, he sees a rat eating a can of planters peanuts
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>>109060Self* I'm a esl bad boy
â„–109062[Quote]
>>109060postal 3 mogs postal 1,2, corkscrew rules,postal mobile, 4 and brain damaged
â„–109063[Quote]
>>109060because i like postal and i downloaded it, then i found ted kaczinski to be the most convenient for a plot point earlier
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>>109063postal 3 mogs postal 1,2, corkscrew rules,postal mobile, 4 and brain damaged
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going to sleep saars
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I meant takis but my brain is on autopilot today
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>>109068satoko gets the takis as the other officers go to investigate, the opening of the takis attracts the rat
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>>109070The gas explosion draws the officers in, as it is their call of duty. Satoko knows nothing of this, so he resumes his task. He buys 3 bags of blue takis, since 1 bag alone can't satiate his hunger (45 yards of walking is a long distance for him).
It's just him, and the now interested rat in the room. The mouse looks at him expectantly. He notices it.
Do you spare a few chips for the creature?
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>>109071he gives the rat some takis and it says thank you and squeaks
â„–109073[Quote]
>>109071the cant handle the spicy o algo and Let your heart be bright!s immediately
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>>109072Satoko is an animal lover at heart and gives a handful of takis yo the mouse. The mouse happily squeaks and climbs up to his shoulder.
>Ok rata you no eat much and we are amigos.The mouse squeaks in agreement. He joins Satoko's party.
>>109073is a buzzkill award
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>>109075You see what appears to be a sort of lobby, although this isn't the full extent of the underground structure.
You may enter the elevator to the UN Headquarters, or explore the facility further. The NWO dudes might not be okay with the second option, however.
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>>109076Go through the elevator. They could split up but they already are>>109076
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>>109077You enter the elevator.
Upon exiting at the ground level, you feel like you've been mindfucked somehow. It's probably best to move along before you ask too many questions.
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>>109078Proceed with going through
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>>109082>>109080>>109081this but send tyrone to the right because he needs his welfare checks
â„–109085[Quote]
>>109084a24 nootices the commie tattoos on the shiitalian and argensimian, and seeks information from them as a fellow comrade
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satoko leaves the court with the mouse, gets into a cop car and drives off to find his friends in the van
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>>109087he starts driving and after some time sees tire marks that look similar to the van's
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>>109085A24 seeks to gain intel the Italian and the Argentinian, as a fellow communist.
>Excuse me, gentlemen.<What is it?>I think I got lost here. Where is a map?<The Argentinian ate them all!<No, the raisinalian ate them all!The Britcuck taps on A24's shoulder.
^My goor sir, there is not a map of this premises. What are you looking for? â„–109090[Quote]
>>109089He says that we're looking for the whereabouts of epstein and santa
â„–109091[Quote]
>>109090A24 says
>I'm looking for the whereabouts of Santa Cob and Jeffrey Epstein.Britcuck responds
<Hahaha, hee hee hee, hohoho… Good one, chap. If you are serious, they should be at the department of mental health. You should be there rightaway! â„–109092[Quote]
>>109091You look around for the department of mental health
â„–109093[Quote]
>>109091Then it cuts to Tarrant and Satoko
â„–109094[Quote]
>>109093satoko parks next to him
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come back op
â„–109096[Quote]
sorry, i might be undergoing burnout. also it's getting late
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>>109092You run around the UN building a bit, but you can't find a Department of Mental Health. You never realize that missed the Britcuck's sarcasm.
You end up at the hospital wing. You see old Dr. Soystein, but he's brownwashed like in a couple of other appearances.
>Mmhmm, I recognize you from the database. The security guards are looking for you now. Do you want any treatments before you get kicked out, arrested, or killed? â„–109099[Quote]
let's check up on tyrone too after this
>>109097have him drink chocolate milk, the most aryan beverage, sourced from eastern cobby's raisinskin teat to help free him from his brainwashing
>>109098satoko tries to tell the other officers that it's a falseflag, but since he's esl we should roll to see if they understand or not
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>>109099You conduct a test on Eastern Cobby's milk, to see what effects it has. Dr. Soystein accepts this chocolate milk.
Rolan
0 nothing
1-2 turns hostile
3-5 breaks brainwashing
6-9 Turns eastern (also breaks brainwashing a little)
Digits = becomes party member
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>>109101ask him where to find a map of the area, and have him divert the security guards
â„–109103[Quote]
>>109099Satoko says, thru the radio
>Seniors, we got wrong vehicle, pull off soon!If evens, this persuades the police for a while. Otherwise, it isn't comprehended or it isn't accepted.
â„–109104[Quote]
>>109102You ask Dr. Soystein
<Where do we find a map of this place?Dr. Soystein says
>I have a few in my closet. Any room you're looking for in particular? â„–109105[Quote]
will have him divert security guards OR SOMETHING
â„–109106[Quote]
>>109103he gets no response so he just braps like mario kart and causes the cars to crash, rolan even 2 cars crash, odd 1 car, dubs all 3
â„–109107[Quote]
>>109104tell them that you're looking for the santa cob george droid fent reactor
â„–109109[Quote]
>>109108tyrone goes on a loud rant and the other bad boy joins in
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>>109108tyrone has a rare negro moment of brilliance, rivaling the invention of the wheel. he pulls up the wikipedia page from micronations and vandalizes it so he shows up as a micronation
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>>109111satoko pops his pudgy little head out of the window and gestures for the police officer to pull over since they couldn't understand his ESL
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>>109110>>109109Tyrone Elf pulls human Tyrone in and they plan a hustle on the bank. He vandalizes the list of micronations wiki page, then he and human Tyrone chimp out over the incident.
rolan
If 4, 8, or 9, then the vandalism gets reverted and Tyrone gets rejected again.
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>>109114see if you can pickpocket one of the people in the bank to see if they're a government official and get social security that way
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>>109107You tell Dr. Soystein that you're looking for the Santa Cob George Droid Fent Reactor.
>Sounds like YOU need medication! There's nothing of the sort on these premises!You also ask him to divert the security guards. If evens or digits, he agrees and this is successfully done.
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>>109114the kike promises the tyrone's a deal, if they make rap music for the scrooge to money off of, he will pay them 1.2%
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>>109115Tarrant uses his glock and tries to shoot at the officers car
â„–109121[Quote]
>>109120bad boy we're just gonna get sand
â„–109122[Quote]
>>109118>>109116It turns out Dale Gribbleson is not a government official, and in fact, is a part of multiple anti-government organizations.
You wonder what he's doing here.
The kike sees your chutzpuh and offers you a record deal, in exchange for lawyers and a 1.2% cut of the profits.
â„–109123[Quote]
>>109122ask the kike to declare elf tyronia a real nation and they've got a deal
â„–109125[Quote]
>>109122>>109123also make him make a mansa munsa referece
â„–109126[Quote]
>>109124enter the closet to find the maps
â„–109127[Quote]
>>109119Brenton Tarrant fires his Glock multiple times at the enemy cruiser.
Odds = engine block
2 or 8 = police kill
6 or 0 = wound
otherwise, nothing
â„–109129[Quote]
>>109127everyone Let your heart be bright!s the end
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>>109128the police car is behind satoko's cruiser now, brap at him
â„–109131[Quote]
>>109123>>109125You say that you'll accept, but only if the kike declares Elf Tyronia a real nation.
>Hey, I'm giving ya a lot, here…This time, you beg him. If evens, he accepts these terms.
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>>109130Satoko braps on the police again.
Rolan
If odds, or 4 or 8, they crash.
â„–109134[Quote]
>>109133The final enemy crashes. You've helped Brenton Tarrant break free free from the police.
This concludes the pursuit.
â„–109135[Quote]
>>109134Tarrant calls the main party to see if they've made any progress and if they should go to the UN tower
â„–109136[Quote]
>>109132accept the deal, and work with the kike to make your first hit single so you can afford your own personal army against chadstein and the israelis
â„–109137[Quote]
Send link to part 1
â„–109141[Quote]
>>109136You accept the deal.
>Okay, goy. Here's my numbah. My studio is in the Bronx…Do you head over there?
â„–109142[Quote]
>>109138>>109141head over there, and have tyrone call tarrant (who nate told tyrone through phone is safe) for backup.
â„–109144[Quote]
>>109143go to the social security benefits office to cash in on a welfare check, then meet up with tarrant to begin assembling a personal army to take down chadstein
â„–109145[Quote]
>>109144the army is full of bad boys from new york
â„–109146[Quote]
>>109145tyrone being a hood negro will help get them on their side, and tarrant is a good leader who can buck break them into the perfect personal army
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>>109144>>109145>>109146Tyrone goes to the social security office, then cashes out on his welfare.
Outside he meets up with Brenton Tarrant and Elf Feral.
>I know plenty-a-niggas. We can form an army.<You're serving a great cause.Soon, the team will recruit an army from the streets, who will help the Brapvengers.
â„–109148[Quote]
Alright, that's it for tonight. G'night, 'teens.
â„–109149[Quote]
>>109148goodnight good boy, we'll keep the bread HOHOHO!ed
â„–109152[Quote]
>>109148goodnight, great entertainment