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 â„–108754[Quote]

You are Nate Higgers. A few days ago, you witnessed your friend, Santa Cob, get beheaded by a genetically spliced Jeffrey Epstein. You worried, then grieved. However, Jeff didn't stop at killing Santa. He kidnapped the corpse. You've spent the past few days sitting in Santa's office and browsing the Sh@rty.

BEGIN

You hear a knock at the door. You wonder who it could be.

(Brenton Tarrant and Chuudler are on the other side, don't worry)

 â„–108755[Quote]

chuudler says that he will help you make a missile himself instead of breaking in the ww2 museum

 â„–108756[Quote]

first

 â„–108757[Quote]

fuck

 â„–108758[Quote]

do the prompts from the other bread

 â„–108759[Quote]

brenton tells nate about VRILL power and how it can be used to make a time machine, but only objects can leave with you

 â„–108760[Quote]

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>>108755
>>108758
>>108759
You open the door. A24plier, Brenton Tarrant, and good boyler barge in.
>Comrade, our spirs have inter-
<haaiiii brenton tarrant :3
good boyler says
^I've come here to help you build a missile and destroy ze kikes.
Brenton says
>I think I can build a timeachine, just like heckin' Avemgers Endgame

 â„–108761[Quote]

>>108760
nate and tarrant french kiss each other

 â„–108762[Quote]

nate says "come in" and when he sees that its BT and chuudler he said "hail hitler" stands up and salutes enthusiastically. BT and good boy return the salute

 â„–108763[Quote]

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>>108761
>>108762
Nate french kisses Brenton Tarrant like a snowman.
A24 says
>Stop it, we have to save Santa Cob from the Israelis.

 â„–108764[Quote]

>>108763
ask a24 for a demo of the time machine

 â„–108765[Quote]

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>>108764
You turn to A24
<Where is the time machine?
>Niet, no time machine. Brenton said dat. We found out that Epstein sewed Santa's head back on, and that they're using him in a blood ritual. It is to replace him with George Floyd, da.

 â„–108766[Quote]

>>108765
cut to the scene of the blood ritual

 â„–108767[Quote]

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>>108766
The plans are coming to fruition. They could've left santa dead, but instead, they dumped him into a healing vat. George Floyd is also there, due to similar technology…
Seth Rogan says
>I can't believe we're doing this… It's so beautiful…

 â„–108768[Quote]

>>108767
they try and steal his goo

 â„–108769[Quote]

>>108767
why is chadsteins hair grey, wasn't it blond before? why does he look so normal?

 â„–108770[Quote]

>>108769
His design went through multiple phases. I used an older one and re-added the blue eyes.

 â„–108771[Quote]

>>108767
they have to start up the machine before floyd is able to continue, and it's very bright, able to be seen through the windows

 â„–108772[Quote]

Contact Borg Peanut the cyber squirrel and ask for his assistance, maybe he could help substitute Santa for some time

 â„–108773[Quote]

>>108770
alright…

 â„–108774[Quote]

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>>108768
>>108771
They drain the fluids.
Epstein says
>How does it feel Santa? You're about to be replaced…!

End of cutscene

 â„–108775[Quote]

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>>108772
You contact Borg the cyber squirrel.
<Listen, we need you to substitute Santa, while we retrieve him… Feral Elf will take care of everything.
^Aye, NIGGA!
A24 says
>They're located in New York. They just got done reviving Santa. We need to act quickly…

 â„–108776[Quote]

>>108775
brenton tarrant grabs and squeezes your asscheek

 â„–108777[Quote]

>>108775
ask A24 if we should launch a full scale assault that way Epstein's main force is focused on the commie solLet your heart be bright!rs

 â„–108778[Quote]

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>>108776
>>108777
Brenton grabs your asscheek, like a snowman.
You ask A24
<Should we launch a snowball fight on the compound to distract they're solLet your heart be bright!rs?
>I'd much prefer good boyler's missile strike them first, then we can mop up.

 â„–108779[Quote]

>>108778
nate braps in brenton's face

 â„–108780[Quote]

>>108778
say to A24
'good idea do we have the missile prepped and armed?'

 â„–108781[Quote]

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>>108780
>>108779
Nate braps in Brenton's face, then tells A24.
<That's a great idea! Do we have a missile prepped and armed?
A24 says
>good boyler?
good boyler says
^I thought Santa built missiles? Am I wrong?
That's preposterous. Maybe Feral Elf can tell you if they have missiled, or at least material.

 â„–108782[Quote]

>>108781
A24 remembers there's a few scrap missile parts inside of the grandfather clock

 â„–108783[Quote]

>>108781
tarrant shoves his Vanilla Candy in between your cheeks, and starts thrusting up and down

 â„–108784[Quote]


 â„–108785[Quote]

>>108783
he doesn't do this, it's only a small thought of his which causes him to merry down for the meantime

 â„–108786[Quote]

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>>108782
>>108783
A24 searched for scrap missile parts in the Grandfather Clock, but he only finds magic Grandfather Clock parts.
Brenton Tarrant pulls Nate Higger's pants down and begins to rape him with his biwisi.

 â„–108787[Quote]

>>108786
tarrant continues fucking you

 â„–108788[Quote]

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>>108787
Brenton continues thrusting his biwisi into Nate's asshole.
Borg slams the desk, knocking all of the items off.
>NIGGAS just get the elves to build the missile.

 â„–108789[Quote]

>>108788
tarrent cooms into your ass, amd prolapses your anus

 â„–108790[Quote]

>>108788
brenton's biwisi falls off (it regrows) and he turns it into a bone sword

 â„–108791[Quote]

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>>108789
>>108790
Brenton cums inside of Nate's asshole, then it falls off. He pulls the fallen penis from the prolapsed anus, and it forms a bone sword. He grows his biwisi back.

 â„–108792[Quote]

>>108791
brenton enchants it with the power of vril (it does nothing it just makes it have blue aura) Nate gets up and picks the computer back up

 â„–108793[Quote]

>>108791
they try and save christmas

 â„–108794[Quote]

>>108791
nate grabs some diamonds that he had in his pocket for some reason, and gives it to tarrant, tarrant uses the diamonds to make his bone sword razor sharp

 â„–108795[Quote]

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>>108792
>>108793
>>108794
Brenton enchants his bone sword with VRIL, which is 100% cosmetic. It gives the sword a blue glow.
Nate gives Brenton some diamonds to sharpen the sword.
Borg says
>GTFO of my office, and quit WRECKING IT, you silly NIGGAS.
You are kicked out of Borg's office. You see your friends from the previous bread.

 â„–108796[Quote]

>>108795
Nate tells them about Santa being in New York, and Nate realizes that there is many Santa impersonators which may confuse the group. He then suggests that the group have a name, like muh avengers o algx

 â„–108797[Quote]

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>>108796
Nate tells the group
>Santa's still alive, but he's in New York. Unfortunately, there will be many impersonators, so our missions will be more difficult…
>So, let's call ourselves something, as we form a team. Something like the Avengers!
Everyone falls silent. Then, they debate names.

 â„–108798[Quote]

>>108797
cut to santa cob getting prepped for the ancient scroogeish ritual

 â„–108799[Quote]

>>108797
Brenton thinks back to when Nate brapped in his face and speaks up…. he shouts out "BRAPVENGERS!"

 â„–108800[Quote]

>>108798
I'm saving this for if we reach New York which is looking improbable now.

 â„–108801[Quote]

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>>108799
Brenton recalls Nate farting in his face.
He suggests
<The Brapvengers…
The team is now called the Brapvengers.

 â„–108802[Quote]

>>108801
nate pulls his phone out and buys a crystal from Atlantis from the dark web

 â„–108803[Quote]

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>>108802
Nate buys an evil crystal from Atlantis on Craigslist.

 â„–108804[Quote]

>>108803
put it in your pocket

 â„–108805[Quote]

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>>108804
Nate pockets the crystal. He feels like asking Elf Feral about building a missile.

 â„–108806[Quote]

>>108805
as feral about making dem missles and sheeit

 â„–108807[Quote]

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>>108806
You ask Elf Feral to build a missile.
>That my elves can do. One ballistic missile, coming up.
The elves are building a missile.

 â„–108808[Quote]

>>108807
nates skin will turn slightly more green every appearance due to the crystal

 â„–108809[Quote]

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 â„–108810[Quote]

>>108807
use your phone to buy a taser

 â„–108811[Quote]

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>>108808
>>108810
Nate buys a taser. He also finds a map that visualizes the voyage they'll take to New York.

 â„–108812[Quote]

>>108811
nate finds the giant wooden sleigh but no reindeer because of technology o algx and Ted is slightly angry that there are none left

 â„–108813[Quote]

>>108812
they use raisinoko powered braps as a alternative

 â„–108814[Quote]

Yall sleearly present introductionng on Santa Cob porn

 â„–108815[Quote]

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>hourly bread limit

 â„–108816[Quote]

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>>108812
>>108813
Nate finds a wooden sleigh and rides it down the slope.
Ted comments
>Why aren't their reindeer?
They find raisinoko.
Nate says
<raisinoko, we need your braps to power the sleigh.
Satoko says
^Ok, amigo.
The sled continues, powered by gravity and Satoko's braps.

 â„–108817[Quote]

>>108816
they hit a rock, the sleigh and everyone on it goes flying into the nearby water

 â„–108818[Quote]

>>108816
arrive in new york and look for the jack frost hq building

 â„–108819[Quote]


 â„–108820[Quote]

>>108817
this doesn't happen, a small rock just came up and bruised good boylers eye im trans btw

 â„–108821[Quote]

>>108820
i did not say that at the end or if it shows up again this ->

 â„–108822[Quote]

>>108821
lie award

 â„–108823[Quote]

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>>108817
>>108818
>>108819
>>108820
>>108821
>>108822
The Brapvengers accidentally slide into a rock, which sends them flying into the ocean…
How do they escape?

 â„–108824[Quote]

>>108822
i see you buddy im not trans

 â„–108825[Quote]

>>108823
they all grab onto satoko, and satoko braps back onto the surface

 â„–108826[Quote]

>>108823
The sleigh gets turned into a brapotor boat

 â„–108827[Quote]

>>108826
nigga they can't just magically do that

 â„–108828[Quote]

>>108827
shut the fuck up negroid his braps are like wind and can push them across the water

 â„–108829[Quote]

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>>108824
>>108826
Everyone grabs Satoko, and he braps them back onto the shore.
Nate thinks about making the sleigh a brapotor boat, but then he sees the Soviet's ship.
>There's our transport. The missiles are loaded.

 â„–108830[Quote]

>>108829
hop on the ship o algo

 â„–108831[Quote]

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>>108830
You enter the ship.
A24 says:
>We're ready to go to New York. You may also take guns from our armory, or make last minute preparations here.

 â„–108832[Quote]

>>108831
put the taser in your pocket

 â„–108833[Quote]

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>>108832
Nate holsters his taser.

 â„–108834[Quote]

>>108831
they do a chvd huddle (chvddle) and discuss

 â„–108835[Quote]

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>>108834
They chvddle together. good boyler talks about the Joo tunnels as a potential lead on the case.

 â„–108836[Quote]

>>108835
Jax shows up

 â„–108837[Quote]

>>108836
Believe in the magic of christmas! nigg3r

 â„–108838[Quote]


 â„–108839[Quote]

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>>108836
>>108837
You see bunny ears pop up. You immediately recognize it as Jax.
>WTF IT'S JAX FROM NIGGARDLY NIGG3R MONGREL SHOW. GTFO krampusSLOP!
The purple bunny bad boy man climbs more
<Nate, take m3ds and let me join…

What do you do?

 â„–108840[Quote]

HOHOHO! Kill bad boys!

 â„–108841[Quote]

>>108839
rape him

 â„–108842[Quote]

>>108841
why it has to be porn as allways

 â„–108843[Quote]

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>>108840
>>108841
>>108842
>>9268603
>Okay, I've taken my milk and cookies…
Nate helps Jax over the rail.
<Thanks… what are you… AGGGGHHH
Nate bends Jax over and fucks him in the ass.
>Take it you purple bitch!
He continues raping Jax.

 â„–108844[Quote]

>>108843
we skip to when the group arrives in new york

 â„–108845[Quote]

>>108844
when they get there, they see amerimutts everywhere

 â„–108846[Quote]

>>108843
Jax is mindfucked and transforms into the Easter Cobby

 â„–108847[Quote]

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>>108844
>>108845
>>108846
The Brapvengers arrive to New York. Jax is so mindbroken by being raped the entire way that he transforms into the Eastern Cobby.

 â„–108848[Quote]

>>108847
due to you naming him EASTERN instead of EASTER, he grows a big bushy beard, has a turban on his head, and can speak arabic now

 â„–108849[Quote]

>>108848
the turban has bunny ears

 â„–108850[Quote]

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>>108848
>>108849
The Eastern Cobby gets up, transforming into a valid santa denier trans qxeen.

 â„–108851[Quote]

>>108850
explore scrooge york and try to find where santa is (the eastern cobby is your ally now)

 â„–108852[Quote]

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>>108851
You explore New York, with Eastern Cobby having joined your team.
There's no sign of Epstein or Santa Cob. Your search is sorta aimless. You see two Amerimutts on a sidewalk.



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