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 â„–108754[Quote]

You are Nate Higgers. A few days ago, you witnessed your friend, Santa Cob, get beheaded by a genetically spliced Jeffrey Epstein. You worried, then grieved. However, Jeff didn't stop at killing Santa. He kidnapped the corpse. You've spent the past few days sitting in Santa's office and browsing the Sh@rty.

BEGIN

You hear a knock at the door. You wonder who it could be.

(Brenton Tarrant and Chuudler are on the other side, don't worry)

 â„–110961[Quote]

>>110959
yeah for better or for worse

 â„–110962[Quote]

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The scrooges miss most of their shots. Red Beret arrives.


Rolan
Evens = he throws a grenade
Odds = he doesn't, finish turn

 â„–110963[Quote]

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The Red Beret throws a grenade at Group A.

Rolan
11d external
1=dud
2,3=thrown back
4,5=wounds 1
6,7= wounds 2
8,9=wounds 3 mortality roll for 1
10,11=wounds 4 mortality roll for 2

 â„–110964[Quote]

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 â„–110965[Quote]

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The grenade strikes A24, Brent, and the Amerindian.


Rolan
9d external

dies
1=brent dies
5=amerindian dies
7=a24 dies

incapacitated
2=brent incapacitated
4=amerindian incapacitated
6=a24 incapacitated

 â„–110966[Quote]

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 â„–110967[Quote]

>>110966
That's a d11 doe

 â„–110968[Quote]

>>110967
oh well, forgot to change it.

 â„–110969[Quote]

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Amerindian collapses and can no longer fight.

Your party is free to attack.

 â„–110970[Quote]

>>110966
if two people want a "correct" roll, i can redo it

 â„–110971[Quote]

>>110969
Baron cob the 3rd rushes in and strikes Red Beret
Yakub distracts the guards with his mind powers
A24 shoots one of the bloody guards, while Brent shoots at the other blooded guard

 â„–110972[Quote]

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>>110971
Baron Cob rushes in to strike Red Beret.
Yakub casts a distracting beam (keeps guards off of Baron Cob).
A24 shoots at the guard with blood sprayed on him.
Brent is still reloading.


Rolan 11d
Odds = yakub succeeds in distraction
7,8,9 = baron cob cuts Red Baron for bleed
10,11 = baron cob beheads Red Baron
3,4,8,10 = partial hits for A24
5,7,11 = full hit for A24
1,7,11 = yakub actually confuses guards (stun)

 â„–110973[Quote]

forgot to rename

 â„–110974[Quote]

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 â„–110975[Quote]

splendid roll here

 â„–110976[Quote]

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A24 kills one of the guards with an accurate burst, and Baron Cob slashes Red Beret for bleed.

Yakub stuns the entire enemy team. Your party is free to attack.

 â„–110977[Quote]

>>110976
Gigachvd attempts to fire a lethal shotgun blast again

 â„–110978[Quote]

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Gigachvd attempts another DOUBLE BLAST.

rolan 11d
11=full hit critical
9,10= full hit
5,6,7,8= partial (most)
3,4=partial(few)
1=full miss
evens = some friendly fire on cob

 â„–110979[Quote]

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 â„–110980[Quote]

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Gigachvd breaks the barrel open, having hit most of his shots and avoiding friendly fire.

Rolan
If evens, front guard Let your heart be bright!s

 â„–110981[Quote]

if evens, red beret breaks out of confusion early and attacks baron cob

 â„–110982[Quote]

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Two guards break out of confusion and fire at the party.


(this is because the player's attack was limited to one party member)

Rolan 11d
9,10,11=full hits
6,7,8=partial(most)
3,4,5=partial(few)
1,2=full miss

 â„–110983[Quote]

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 â„–110984[Quote]

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Most of the guards' shots miss. Your party is free to attack.

 â„–110985[Quote]

>>110984
CERN resets reality and deletes everything

 â„–110986[Quote]

>>110985
schizorald but not doing this

 â„–110987[Quote]

>>>9373664 (You)
>schizorald but not doing this
even dough it happened

 â„–110988[Quote]

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>>>>9373664 (You)
>>schizorald but not doing this
>even dough it happened

 â„–110989[Quote]

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>>>>>9373664 (You)
>>>schizorald but not doing this
>>even dough it happened

 â„–110990[Quote]

>>110984
Tarrant gets his Big Mac ready while Baron Cob finishes off Red Beret and others fire

 â„–110991[Quote]

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>>110990
Everyone fires on the guards while Brent aims and Baron Cob swings at Red Beret again.

Rolan 11d
9,10,11 = full hit
6,7,8 = partial hit (most)
3,4,5 = partial hit (few)
1,2 = miss
evens = some friendly fire on baron cob
9,10,11= baron cob beheads red baron
6,7,8,9=baron cob cuts Red Baron again for more bleed

 â„–110992[Quote]

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 â„–110993[Quote]

hitlerian trips therefore all shots hit and are crits

 â„–110994[Quote]

>>110993
tsmt

 â„–110995[Quote]

>>110993
okay I'll make it count

 â„–110996[Quote]

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With the power of Hitler, the party shreds through the k1ke guards, initiating TKD on the barracks.
Baron Cob beheads Red Beret and the rest of the guards are blasted to pieces.
Baron Cob arrived from the canteen, so the rest of the area is probably clear…

 â„–110997[Quote]

suddenly, barack obama comes in

 â„–110998[Quote]

get it? because we are in the barracks and his name is barack?

 â„–110999[Quote]

>>110997
>>110998
bad boyald

 â„–111000[Quote]

You should use mouthwash instead.

 â„–111001[Quote]

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>>110997
>>110998
obama is actually involved…
teaser:

 â„–111002[Quote]

>>111001
if you aren't joking and obama will actuall come, then i guess we can have robama fight them instead, if it's important

 â„–111003[Quote]

kinda like george droyd, but obama style

 â„–111004[Quote]

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The team breaks out a medkit and begin healing. They'll soon merge with the rest of the Brapvengers…

TO BE CONTINUED…

 â„–111005[Quote]

>>111004
/cvive/?

 â„–111006[Quote]

VBSQLVTE CINEMV

 â„–111007[Quote]

>>111004
Right we haven't seen what Nate and the rest of the group were doing

 â„–111008[Quote]

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>>111004
giftmiest bread in months. Take as much time as you need to make the next part

 â„–111009[Quote]

>>111007
this bread has run its course
Dunno when the next bread will begin doe

 â„–111010[Quote]

>>111007
they're waiting at the junction
>>111005
perhaps

 â„–111011[Quote]

>>111008
thanks
>>111009
planning on part 3 dropping in a few days

 â„–111012[Quote]

>>111006
thanks

 â„–111013[Quote]

>>9374108
some features are breaking and it does get laggy when viewing full bread

 â„–111014[Quote]

>>111013
Will the aliens play a part in part 3?

 â„–111015[Quote]

>>111014
they'll be hovering over nyc, maybe they will

 â„–111016[Quote]

i hope they do, because i want them to be the next big villain o algo

 â„–111017[Quote]

Have a Merry Christmas, everyone!

 â„–111018[Quote]

>>111017
thanks saar

 â„–111019[Quote]

>>111017
You too

 â„–111021[Quote]

Up

 â„–111022[Quote]

>>111017
Merry Christmas.

 â„–111023[Quote]

>>111017
You're going to drop the next installment on Christmas right OP?

 â„–111024[Quote]

>>111023
I'd imagine that he's spending time with his family on Christmas rather than running a bread on bald man with glasses wesbite for half the day

 â„–111025[Quote]

>>111011
>Few days
>A week later

 â„–111026[Quote]

Still waiting…

 â„–111027[Quote]

Any update on when part 3 will come out OP? Take your time if you need to

 â„–111028[Quote]

I'm so sorry but part 3 has been delayed until further notice, and it might not even release.

 â„–111029[Quote]

>>111028
Oh, why so?

 â„–111030[Quote]

>>111028
At least it's nice to get a response instead of leaving me hanging


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