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№89974[Quote]
Bruntlefly almost kills the sixth admin of the website but gets distracted by a 13 year old sperg talking about Scratch drama and tells him to spend time doing more valuable things during his formative years of neuroplasticity especially since his brain is already fucked due to autism.
№89975[Quote]
Did all the replies clear? WTF!
№89976[Quote]
>>89975I have archive link.
https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/8278977Also like i said, go up the pipe with your party, and exit a friendly skibidi toilet or something
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>>89976sudden storm causes the sewer to start flooding, and the highly irradiated water starts to rise. It looks like the water won't stop rising anytime soon, and it is likely that a flood of highly radioactive sewage will decimate the local area
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>>89974>>89976>>89977Because you are a gigachad disguised as a soyjak, and not an SLF, you help your party escape. Your enemies, however, can go fuck themselves!
The 4cuck infantry try to follow you when they can swim, but this results in an epic fail where they all drown to death. The cockroaches are seemingly the only ones to survive, so they'll have to relocate.
Also, bruntlefly teleports away to talk with a 13 year old 'tistic.
Next scene loading… №89979[Quote]
>>89978load the next scene already you fucker
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>>89979I apprecate the enthusiasm.
The Sharty officer is the first to exit through the pipes, but improperly… he mutates into a skibidi toilet.
The rest of the party exits the pipe normally.
№89981[Quote]
I believe if u remove the skibidi toilet then everyone wins?
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>>89980Leave the house, and see that Trentsaw and Elmo escaped the sewers, and prefectly find and dandy or something
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Bruntlefly (not Brundlefly for some reason despite it being his actual name) finds a power roulette. The last digit of the post declaring the power roulette (not this) decides.
№89986[Quote]
Green ID dilates.
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>>89982>>89984You go outside, where it's raining heavily.
Trent Sawnor pipes off
>Welcome to the New Dawn, mafucka!Bruntlefly is there. He asks
<Want to play with my power roulette? №89989[Quote]
>>89988Have bruntle follow you as you start going back your homebase to plan combatting the roach menace.
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Bruntlefly agreed.
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>>89989>>89990You make a return trip on foot. It's easy enough to avoid enemies in the desert, so the trip goes interrupted. At your batcave, you are greeted by your two NAP children you had with Poopson.
At your batcave, you can make many sorts of arrangements. Spadeibi should've at least completed that rocket launcher for you.
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>>89991Try to find the location and history of the disgusting shitskin roaches.
spoilers:
they are lead by a mutated serj tankian roach who lives in the middle of the forest and births more horrible roach abomination and turns amerimutts into amernians or something idk №89993[Quote]
Bruntlefly makes fun of OP for tge fact that he didn't understand the point of the power roulette and that there's supposed to be a list of what the last digit of the post provides. Stupid nigger.
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>>89992>>89993You ask Spadeibi of the R&D wing about turkroaches.
>This isn't a library, but you can use your personal Goon Station™ to look it up on Wikipedia.You research for half an hour, then absent-mindedly click the first link on every page. This leads you to Serj Tankian, who is really an Armenian cockroach abomination! He lives in the Soysphere forest and turns Americans into Armenians! He gets pregnant every weekend!
You hear Bruntlefly rant about power roulettes and rolling on imageboards. He laughs then slams the table.
This annoys Spadeibi Lez
>Careful! There's a lot of sensitive equipment on that table! №89996[Quote]
Now do an actual superpower roulette that rolls.
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Roll.
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The baby throws fire onto the sixth admin of the website.
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bumo
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>>90001Teleport to the capitol to find froot
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>>90001piss on yourself and kick the baby for being a little dick
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OP WHERE ARE YOUUUU
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>>90003>>90004You do the Postal 2 method of self-extinguishing with piss. You decide to visit Froot. The dickhead NAP baby follows you to the teleporter room, but you kick him out of your party. You also kick him against the wall.
You enter the teleporter. Bruntlefly and Trentsaw use their teleport abilities respectively. The rest of your party will follow, one by one (but without the tether ability).
You teleport directly into the capitol building. It's been cleaned up recently, but not refurbished really.
Froot greets you
<Hey, 'dmin 6. We've had some problems with Twitter immigrants recently. Shartyland is practically getting attacked by two armies at once! Want some chicken?**disclaimer: it is poultry, but not chicken necessarily…
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>>90006The zarty enacts total non-z"aryan" death and fires a zinc-65 salted bomb at shartyland. The rainstorm that previously flooded the sewer has turned black with fallout and has rendered the outside incredibly radioactive.
And the flood of irradiated sewage has gone above ground too…
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>>90006plan a raid on the roaches home base
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>>90009>>90008>>90007Fatjak teleports to your location.
The Zartyniggers launch a salted bomb above Shartyland! The fallout will affect half the nation and some of the forest. It'll also seep into the ocean over the course of a week!
Nuchud crawls through the hole.
<Hey guys!Froot screams
<I KNEE THOSE ZIGGERS SHOULD'VE BEEN NUKED! FVCK THEM!You tell everyone
^Everything's getting irradiated! We have to exterminate the turkroaches before it gets worse. Let's find Serj Tankian in the forest.Which way, white man?
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>>90010Get some radioactive suits (except for the ones immune to it)and also some anti-zellig trvth bombas to BTFO the zelligfags on the way to the forest.
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>>90010Nuchud shows his plans to kill all trannies
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>>90011>>90012Most members of your party dons NBC suits to brave the nuclear storm. The rest don't need them.
Root brings out a TRVTH TSARBQMBA that can initiate TZD.
>I can drop it on them myselfHe claims. You don't have an airplane, so this is your best shot at TRVTH NVKING them.
Nuchud reveals his plans to initiate TTD. A noose robot that can hang them one by one, and never gets tired!
Do you proceed to the forest?
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>>90013Yes, go to the forest and have root carry the TRVTH TSARBQMBA
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>>90015Within the courtyard, the storm from 'Jak city arrives. With it, black rain that is very dangerous to unprotected personnel!
You see the aftermath of one of the battles. A cavalryman's horse has mutated into an abomination. On top of his head is a mutated 4cuck strider. His fire mode has changed from shotgun to machine gun.
Another mutant threatens your team of parties. He comes from an unknown source, and can brawl its victims.
Three bodies lay from the battle of mutants.
It seems you'll have to fight them to get thru.
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Officer Toilet and Elmo are also queued to arrive, but the black rain is liable to harm Elmo.
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>>90016TRENTSAW, I CHOOSE YOU!!!
№90019[Quote]
The zelligtrannies have dropped a incendiary bomb on the forest, lighting the entire thing on fire.
If that wasn't enough, they've started cluster bombing shartyland. The dust and ash kicked up by the explosions blot out the sun and the sky and drown the landscape in a a deep crimson red color.
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>>90020No fun allowed award
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>>90018>>90019Trentsaw chainsaws Mutsoy. The attack is very effective!
Meanwhile, the zelligKIKES plan to shit all over the map. You should send a flying or teleporting party member to stop them, before they render the adventure unplayable!
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>>90024Fire the Davy Crockett at them
Direct hit isn't needed cause it literally shoots nukes
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>>90024Send root over to fly to the zellig base to drop the TRVTH BQMBA on xem
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>>90024nuadmin fights zelligkikes
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>>90025>>90026>>90027You contact Spadeibi Lez to do the job. It takes a few turns, but he's quick enough to stop the ongezelliggers from wreaking any more havoc.
The SUPER rocket fires a special WMD airburst that deletes the airship from existence.
ROOT (aka Nuadmin) flies on a trip to initiate TZD. It'll be somewhat of a long trip to their base.
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>>90028Okay, have gigafly attack that red pony
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>>90029Gigafly successfully picks up the Muthorse, but not before the Mutstrider lands a couple of hits on him, doing some damage.
The Mutstrider is still active and deadly. He fires another shot into Fatjak, cracking his visor and doing a bit of damage. The NBC is still effective, but may not be after another attack.
Skibidi Sharty Police Toilet finally arrives to the scene. He's resistant to the black rain.
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>>90030Search for the nearest remaining 4cuck platoon
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>>90030Start making your way to the forest
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>>90031>>90032Froot says
<Hold on, 'dmin 6. I gotta find the nearest surviving 4cuck platoon. Good luck killing the horse.Nuchud follows him to somewhere.
The Mutstrider fires another burst. It hits Bruntlefly in the head and also Fatjak. It barely misses Fatjak's visor.
^Damnit, I need to dispose of that nigger horse first!you exclaim.
Deal with the horse, or brave the strider's shots and proceed?
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>>90033Throw bruntlefly about 300 mph through the pony
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>>90035Onward to the edge of the forest!
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>>90036You push forward, towards the point of defense. As seen earlier, the Super Soldier was fighting twatter immigrants. The number of immigrants have since depleted, but they've now mutated!
Hastily push through, or fight them properly?
(The second team is present, but out of view)
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>>90041The twatter immigrants have an existential crisis over how 'dmin 6 can take a shit without opening his suit and risking exposure to the radiation.
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>>90042The birds are bewildered by 'dmin 6 can regularly shit through his NBC suit without filling it.
They try to comfort each other over the incomprehensible feces.
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>>90043sneak past them while they're distracted
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>>90044You successfully bypass the mutbirds. They will soon dilate.
The two heavy 'corders ack from the radiation.
The rest of the trip goes uninterruptedYou reach the edge of Shartycord. You may either take the nostalgic route or go vanilla. (Brown Troonjak Cave or Edge of Forest)
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>>90045Edge of the forest, where you see roaches taking hostage a group of innocent amerimutts
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>>90045booruschizo also returns and lights the forest on fire with a molotov
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>>90046>>90047At the Edge of the Forest, you see a poor amerimutt family of hikers getting bullied by turkroaches.
No one notices, including 'dmin 6, but Booruschizo crawls across the grass, wearing camouflage. He sneaks past the cockroaches.
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>>90048Ask the roaches what they plan on doing with the mutts, and tell them to cease imedietly!
Also gigafly notices the booruschizo cause hes le good
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>>90049The Gigafly speaks
>What's up bro?and someone respond
>'Sup?You glance but don't see booruschizo. He continues crawling.
>Hey, roaches! What do you think you're you doing with that family? You better stop!<Stay out of our business, 'dmin 6. We are legion.Another cockroach appears. They crawl into position to attack you and your party.
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>>90050Gigafly asks the booruGOD what xhes doing.
Ask them one more time before attacking them.
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>>90050Ioannis Metaxas attacks the trukorachs
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>>90051>>90052The Gigafly Jockey interrogates booruschizo. The booruschizo crawls to him and whispers, before resuming his route.
You ask the turkroaches one more time
>Before I kill you, can you at least tell me why you're harassing the amerimutts?<They looked whiter than us, that's why. Now, prepare!They fly up into the air. Their target is currently indeterminate.
Ioannis Metaxas runs away from the forest, with labored breathing.
>There's a lot of 'em, I tell ye! Kill 'em all! №90054[Quote]
>>90053Start attacking them as fatjak spams them. The amerimutt family runs away, scared and hungry for mcdonalds
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>>90054The cockroaches fly onto Fatjak. He spams the fatduel, but only manages to hit one of them.
You slice the one that was hit with your sword.
The Amerimutt family attempts to run away, but they're surrounded by turk roaches and your army. They look around hopelessly.
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Also, two other cockroaches appear from the next zone.
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>>90056Skibidi offiver and poopson attack the roaches on their friend fatjak, trentsaw goes to slice up the other roaches, and the sixth admin of the website helps the amerimutt family escape…
THEN THE BIG ARMENIAN MUTANT BOSS APEARS
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Test.
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>>90060Specifically Brundlefly.
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>>90062>>90058>>90060Your party launches a well-coordinated strike. Officer skibidi and Poopson jump on Fatjak and stab the roaches. He falls to the ground under all the weight and his visor cracks. You're out of the black rain, so he's mostly fine, for now…
'dmin 6 plays hero and escorts the Amerimutts away from the turkroaches, or something.
Trentsaw cuts up the most recent invaders from the forest. Their frail bodies turn to mush.
INCOMING: ARMENIAN SHITSKIN MUTANTINCOMING: ARMENIAN SHITSKIN MUTANTINCOMING: ARMENIAN SHITSKIN MUTANT…
Meawhile, at Trentsaw's house, Brundlefly reads the Book of Rules of Da Sharty.
>Terrible, terrible rules. Who comes up with this? №90064[Quote]
>>90063Spamming the the mutant with fatjak gifs is futile, cause hes a blind shitskin nigger. Unleash the gigafly on him who uses his mouth to suck on his beard coated in shit (tasty for flies)
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>>90064the gigaflys attack angers and confuses the shitskin btw
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>>90066Trent saw goes to cut off the amernians limbs to turn him into a heckin valid thumb person, which qualifies him to get into the Paris 2024 Paralympics, and some jewish kikes come to take him away
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>>90067Trentsaw Razor
hacks the Armenian's limbs off transitions the Armenian into a valid trans paraplegic!
Kikes
kidnap the Armenian recruit him for the special olympics, which he recently qualified for (even doe he probably qualified in the first place)
Ioannnis says
>There's more of them bastards in the next zone. Watch yourselves, I tell you! №90069[Quote]
>>90068Tell the amerimutts to go back to zogland while you go further into the roaches territory. You soon find an amerimutt-to-shitskin conversion factory (just like muh heckin strogification in quake 4!!!!), one filled with intellegent azerbajani nigger pedos and more amernien shitskin brutes.
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Taking a break, for an hour or so
№90075[Quote]
>>90074A sidestory about nuchud begins. He has went to court for wearing a shirt that says There are only two genders
№90076[Quote]
>>90074Head into the cave for saftey
№90077[Quote]
OP COME BACCKKK
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>>90075Nuchud stands before a 4cuck judge. He makes a nervous gulp. Froot conceals himself within the grate. He sobs as the judge reads out the charges and thebsentence.
>For hatespeech by saying the n-word, you VILL get 3 years imprisonment.>For claiming that there is TWO GENDERS, you VILL go to 30 hours of gender education.>And for calling Swaglord a powertripping fag, you VILL get the death penalty.>Open ZE roof!Radioactive rain drips on Nuchud's head. Froot has to act quickly, or Nuchud will either turn to mutant or die.
Writer has determined certain death for nuchud if there is 3 turns of constant exposure №90079[Quote]
>>90076You enter the Azeri-Armenian cave base. The Azerbaijan scientists prepare to strogify/nigify Booruschizo for being a keyed American with tanned skin.
The gap is certainly too big for Trentsaw. It's likely that no one can clear the gap by jumping. Every turn, Booruschizo will be lowered into the machine, and he can't save himself this time! The Armenian roaches crawl up the wall.
In the depths, who knows what lurks? What is certain is that the cave system is deceptively big and full of creatures.
In 4 turns, the boss appears…Turns will be independent of
>>90078 №90080[Quote]
>>90078Froot bursts in and tells the judge HWNBAW and he ACKS
>>90079Gigafly, however, can fly or something. Hace in fly to the azerbaganis and have fatjak spam the amerenians making them fall into the void.
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>>90080Froot tells the Judge
<YWNBAWthe judge responds
>4cuck VILL NOT tolerate transphobiaTwo 4cuck guards rush to Froot to attack.
2 turns to save nuchud №90083[Quote]
>>90081Froot does an epic slid dash through the 4cucks (EPIC STYLE) and saves the nuchud
>>90082Gigafly starts making himself stinky to distract the azerbaijan pedos while tentsaw deals with the other armenians
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up
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>>90083Froot does an epic slide that knocks the 4cucks over. He pushes nuchud out of the way.
Nuchud saved
>WHAT? You VILL NOT obstruct the death penalty. Arrest that nigga, guardsNuchud coughs.
>Thanks Froot… I think I'll make it! №90086[Quote]
>>90085State that the judge is hipocritcal cause xhe just said the n-word which is LE BAD so xhe had to kill zimself now.
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call all the racist gringos obsessed O algo
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>>90088Gigafly stuffs the armenians into the machine, then cut the rope so booruschizo can be safely rescues.
№90090[Quote]
>>90088Remember those based star wars movies and use DA FORCE to save the booruschizo
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>>90086You tell the judge that he just used the n-word.
>Well, yeah, but it's a SOFT R.The 4cucks get up, but they relent.
They tell the Judge
>>Bruh, you shouldn't have said any type of N-word.Do you fan the flames, or try another method?
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>>90091Agree with the 4cucks, making the judge more and more guilty…
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>>90092>>90093You take a shit on the floor, then slyly remark
<That judge is doing racism outside /b/!>You're under arrest. You'll be going to the main island for a trial!Maybe it's time to get out… or maybe thin out the 4cucks' numbers.
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>>90094GTFO with nuchud so you can go find your husband, the sixth admin of the website
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the sixth admin of the website
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Brundlefly (it's his name at this point) reveals a timeline where Soot didn't sell the Sharty.
№90102[Quote]
the sixth admin of the website has a vision of Operation: Birthday Balloon where they expose Froot's involvement with EPI and Goonclown.
№90104[Quote]
Go back to this timeline.
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>>90102>>90104'dmin 6 fantasizes about exposing Froot as a gooner then having a goonsesh with him.
Bruntlefly teleports in.
0 turns*SIRENS BLARE*
SERJ TANKIAN INCOMINGSERJ TANKIAN INCOMINGTHIS IS NOT A DRILL №90108[Quote]
>>90107Not a penderald now.
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>>90106Sam Hyde (Paradigm Shift 2065 variation) is brought in to the scene by Bruntlefly and begins to read RL Stine's Elevator to Nowhere.
He asks the Armenian to the left
>Do you ever get inspired? №90110[Quote]
I don't have time to read but go up so I can later
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>>90109irradiated water starts flooding the cave
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>>90112trentsaw screams like a girl when he sees the mutant serj
also metaxas shoots at serj
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>>90112Serj cries out in pain and trys to stop them from fighting him, saying hes trying to protect them all from a greater evil
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>>90103Bruntlefly asks for that Soot's help in saving the main dimension from the 4cuckers
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>>90113>>90114>>90115Trentsaw takes a few steps back from Serj. Ioannis Metaxes puts two revolver bullets into Serj Tankian. He tosses Bruntlefly onto the platform and puts his hands up.
>Wait, I'm just trying to protect you from the real threat!Bruntlefly returns to the Gem Sooty dimension. He's impeded by a tamper field. Two dimensional police show up.
%%^Don't even think about it, Bruntlefly%%
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>>90116Serj is a shitskin nigger liar (even doe he isnt), Have some FDL soldiers attak the armenians and fatjak spam the wall crawlers while you and poopson and skibidi officer try to kill serj
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>>90117Serh was really manipulating the white man's trust. He grabs Ioannis and drags him into the abyss. You try to save him, but Serj is already out of sword reach.
>BLOODYYYYYyyy-….Fatjak spams the Armenians but one of them jumps onto him. The attacker aggresively swings at Fatjak's visor.
The FDL soldiers precisely strike the Armenian with 3 arrows, killing him and releasing Fatjak, albeit with a broken visor and compromised NBC suit.
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>>90118barney joins with the army of equestria (which can only be defeated by lee goldson)
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>>90118Go deeper into the save while serj screams out to not destroy the dangerous interdimensional teleporter being worked on by 300 IQ georgian mudslime.
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>>90120You and your primary team (Poopson and Police Toilet) hop onto Serj Tankian as he descends into the depths.
Booruschizo wiggles in his ropes and screams at Gigajockey
>LET ME GET HIM YOU UNBOTHERED GERMAN GIGACHAD!>>90119… Meanwhile, Barney plans to mobilize Equestria and /mlp/ to hunt down Lee Goldson…
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>>90121Have Trentsaw, fatjak, gigafly, and booruschizo follow you down into the shitskin lair depths
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>>90122The bottom of the pit is infested with Armenian shitskins.
>OI, SERJ IS DROWNING ME!Metaxes gurgles in the irradiated water.
Serj laughs.
Gigafly Jockey flies down with a rescue team.
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>>90123>DO THE SUPER COOL CRASH BANDICOOT MOVE ON DA BADIES LOL!!!!screams a small child. listen to zem
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>>90124>no reverse lookup results>ipad filenameOh no no no…
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>>90125Often times images of people can't be reverse searched.
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>>90124A squeaker shouts
>DO THE SUPER COOL CRASH BANDICOOT MOVE ON DA BADIES LOL!!!!Gigafly Jockey drops Trentsaw on a roach squad, obliterating them.
Another team of roaches swarms and cuts at fatjak.
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Larpbait from Kiwi Farms tries to make fun of zoomer soyteens but 1 million slopjaks bite him.
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>>90128Marge + literal who
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>>90128LarpbaitARYANs won
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R.L Stine, the god of this universe kills OP for being a toddler who doesn't understand how Kiwi Farms works and only can understand TikTok endless scroll slop.
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>>90131Mindbroken by larpbaitGODs award
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Used google again award
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Kiwi Farms, Sanctioned Suicide (a forum that had both suicide method tips and a recovery section often being fucked with scummy activitist moms and journalists) and Bottom of the YouTube/BOYT which consists of insane boomers form an alliance against the sixth admin of the website.
BOYT is an acronym commonly used to represent the Bottom Of YouTube B.O.Y.T. , the BOYT is an online community that mostly exist in around the bottom of Youtube where all the nobodies are. It is rich in it's diversity and offers the best entertainment on YouTube to be honest. There are channels from all walks but mostly consist of e-beggars , Van Dwellers, and Drama Queens. The trolls on BOYT are the most viscous trolls you will find anywhere online. Swatting , Doxing and all kind of trolling takes place at the bottom. Many people confuse the BOYT as being a club or a group but its actually a destination. Once you enter the BOYT there is no going back so unless you got a thick skin stay away.
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>>90127Save fatjak! Quickly! Before xhe dies!! HOLY SHIT!!!
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>>90135obsessed with kiwi award
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>>90128Larpbait tries to make his case with null.
Null laughs
>ZOOMERCHADS OWN YOU. YOU VILL NOT BE TOLERATED. Execute the oldcuck, slopjaks!Approximately 200 slopjaks storm the room and bite larpbait. With many more on the way, larpbait will be completely eaten and erased by the mass amount of slopjaks biting him.
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>>90136Ioannis Metaxes breaks free from Seej's pincers with the last of his strength. Fueled by his respect for fatjak's whitehood, he aims for a couple of seconds seconds, then fires one last shot into an armenian roach.
<Kill 'em all, Fatjak…Metaxes' body slumps over in the pool of irradiated water.
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Null's patriotic garbage Wikihow fursuit suddenly gets ripped apart by Osama and Null says
>YOU MUST PAY FOR 9/11 AND THIS!
And Osama says
<Bro, can I pay you in Trident layers?
And Null agrees. Osama tells him a story about a literal who LOLcow who nobody knows about.
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>>90139Fatjak obliges by the heros wishes, and goes FULL INASNE-O MODEEEE
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>>90140Osama Bin Laden tears up Null's fursuit, leaving some small cuts on his skin
Null is a bit mad.
>you will le pay for this! and uh 9/11 too.Osama bin Laden asks
>does triden work?Null says
>Yes, yes it will.Osama bin Laden starts talking about his old friend, who became a small-time lolcow in the Middle East on some clay vase making forum.
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Null wants to hear more about him.
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>>90141Fatjak launches seizurebeams that obliterate another squad of Armenian roaches. He fatduels the rest of them at an increased rate, causing big stun.
>Fatjak, you're next!Serj Tankian yells
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>>90144Fatjak kinda freaks out and just lets gigafly and booruschizo handle the other 4 armenians
№90147[Quote]
go to ohio
№90148[Quote]
kys obsessed turknigger roach pedophile tranny shitskin azerinigger pedo
№90149[Quote]
>>90145Fatjak flies back to the main team to get away from Serj. Tankian climbs up to attack Fatjak.
Booruschizo blasts three more Armenian roaches. Only one remains in the room.
№90150[Quote]
>>90149Make a dsh for the green glowing room, looks interesting
spolier: ||the interdimensional poratl leads to a shartyland ruled by ponies or something||
№90151[Quote]
Marge
№90153[Quote]
>>90151The archive has the deleted posts if that matters.
№90154[Quote]
>>90152Nuchud commits a mass shooting
№90155[Quote]
ID test
№90156[Quote]
ID test 2
№90157[Quote]
>>90155>>90156I'm both of these ID's
№90158[Quote]
>>90154While walking to the cave, Nuchud found an AR-88, which fires in bursts.
Later, just outside the cave, he and Froot are ambushed by 4cucks. He fires two bursts to kill them quickly.
№90159[Quote]
penderald
№90160[Quote]
>>90152Try to kill the disgusting thing and the teleporter as well. Serj comes running in trying to stop you because destroying will only make things worse.
№90161[Quote]
>>90160You try to kill the pony, but xe uses xer magic to shield the attack. Xe levitates you in the air.
Serj Tankian arrives
>DON'T DESTROY THE TELEPORTER №90162[Quote]
You visit the clay vase making forum.
№90163[Quote]
>>90161Destroy it anyways. This will backfire immensely and transport you and your team (and serj) into the same dimension the horse beast came from.
№90164[Quote]
>>90163None of your party can get past the pony. Xe flings 'dmin 6 into gigafly Jockey, stunningbith of them. (They are the now farthest from the pony) Serj Tankian grabs Poopson, using his pincer.
(Available: Trentsaw, Sharty toilet, Booruschizo)
№90166[Quote]
>>90157Did you change location?
№90168[Quote]
>>90164Trent saw and sharty toilet distract the pony while booruschizo starts blowing xer up
№90169[Quote]
Summarize the past events.
№90170[Quote]
>>90168Trentsaw and Sharty Toilet hold glowsticks and train the evil pony. Xe turns around to attack Sharty toilet.
Booruschizo launches a grenade into xer butthole. It explodes, blasting xer hind legs off and blasting xer internal organs apart. (Xe is still alive, but at low health and lowered mobility)
№90171[Quote]
>>90169Your party raid the third world shitskin cave. You encounter many kinds of roach shitskins, including the powerful Serj Tankian crab-mutant.
№90172[Quote]
>>90170Now destroy the teleporter while serj continues to cry out not to
№90174[Quote]
You see Amerimutt. He's apparently a sleeper cell working for American army.
№90175[Quote]
p e n d e r a l d
№90176[Quote]
>>90173Start trying to heal poopson cause he didnt deserve this
№90177[Quote]
You see Amerimutt. He's apparently a sleeper cell working for American army.
№90178[Quote]
>>90177>>90174A wounded Amerimutt limps towards Froot and Nuchud.
He had previously "encountered" the RNWO, with 'dmin 6 leaving him behind. He somehow survived, but in very bad condition.
№90179[Quote]
You decide to say "I want to be like Ronald McDonald" and then his sleeper cell gets activated.
№90180[Quote]
>>90176'dmin 6 lifts Poopson onto Gigafly and attempts to administer aid, to limited avail.
The evil pony fires lasers at Booruschizo.
Bomb has 1 turn 'til activation.
№90181[Quote]
>>90180'dmin 6 takes a spicy noodle shit right before the bomb blows up
№90182[Quote]
>>90179Froot turns to Nuchud
<Watch this.<I want to be like Ronald McDonald.The Amerimutt changes posture, and limps towards Nuchud.
>Sir, I need that M1477 to liberate the cheeseburgers from Slovakian bugs or something like that, yeah. №90183[Quote]
Did anybody 'chive the last thread?
№90184[Quote]
>>90182make an example out of him by slashing him into pieces
you are supposed to fight to the death for the sixth admin of the website
№90185[Quote]
Say
>Fiddler.
Amerimutt now thinks he's in Neverland.
№90186[Quote]
>>90184Booruschizo does an epic flip right before the bomb explodes.
'dmin 6 expels leaky spicy noodle diahhrea.
The blast sends shrapnel into the pony's skull, killing xer instantly.
With the teleporters destruction, everyone, including the pony's body, in the room is teleported to the evil pony niggerhell dimension…
Next scene loading… №90187[Quote]
>>90185Froot says
<Fiddler.Turning Amerimutt docile, albeit in a delusional state. He thinks he's in Neverland, a fantasty dimension.
№90188[Quote]
>>90186WERE GOING TO EQUESTIRA NO WAYYYYYY
SISAAAAAA
№90189[Quote]
Suddenly, Donald Ewen Cameron appears from the grave and he says to program Amerimutt further or he will kill you.
№90190[Quote]
>>90187Nuchud gets on the 4cuck news. 4cucks try to doxx nuchud
№90192[Quote]
you pray to allah and kill kike
№90193[Quote]
>>90192You behead the Georgian kike.
Serj says
>Why did you do that? He was a scientist, you know!>Please, we need to work together. At least temporarily, if we want to stand a chance against the monsters. №90194[Quote]
>>90193Ask him to never make another SOAD song and you will cooperate
№90195[Quote]
kys
№90197[Quote]
Soot who is a MK Ultra psyachtrist suddenly pops up and asks to program/mind control Amerimutt further or he will kill you.
№90198[Quote]
pray to allah pilgrimage medca
№90199[Quote]
>>90196A massive 4cuck machine lands on the shore of shartyland to try to crush the capitol
№90200[Quote]
>>90194You ask him to never ever make another SOAD song.
He promises you he won't:
>Okay, I won't. In fact, I'll even drown the white chuds in the band then disband it. №90201[Quote]
Soot who is a MK Ultra psyachtrist suddenly pops up and asks to program/mind control Amerimutt further or he will kill you.
№90202[Quote]
>>90200Find a map of equestira
№90204[Quote]
>>90203Infect the ponies with highly contagious niggeraids that causes zombification
№90205[Quote]
>>90204You look for a pony to infect with Niggeraids. Xe is standing next to an oak tree.
First, you'll have to subdue the pony.
№90208[Quote]
>>90207Meet with a very angry chuddy, whos mad cause he cant find his based nazi pony waifu.
№90210[Quote]
>>90209stupid nigger i meant they find YOU
№90212[Quote]
>>90211Ask why the fuck is he running around naked, also isnt he a chud too?
№90215[Quote]
>>90213Do a based seig heil to gain his trust
№90217[Quote]
>>90216Yes, you can, or something.
№90219[Quote]
>>90218Thats horrible. How did these horses even take over shartyland? Did sawglord and his armies fail to contain them in /mlp/? Find out the origins of this dimension.
№90221[Quote]
>>90220Pony *baybs (no idea why it filtered)
№90222[Quote]
>>90220Ask about what happened to every chud and soyteen after their takeover
№90224[Quote]
>>90223Why the fuck are there human slaves, arent ponies magic or some shit.
№90225[Quote]
>>90224Trent says
<Why the fuck are there human slaves? Aren't ponies magic or some shit?Slave #3621 responds
>It's kind of like when the based and trad confederates enslaved the negros. There is some work that nopony has time to do. They want to live like kings and - well, most of them are queens. That's why ponies are aryans. №90226[Quote]
>>90225Quiet weird how a nazi chud wants to be an ubermensch in a nazi society.
№90228[Quote]
>>90227Okay yeah thats reasonable. Have him join your party
№90230[Quote]
>>90229Start heading through the discord mountain.
№90232[Quote]
>>90231Say you came from some distant splinter before serj starts going off about dimensional merges like the shitskin he is
№90234[Quote]
>>90233Offer your help in making a teleporter for them.
№90236[Quote]
>>90235Say that your more powerful then those previous visitors, and you can make a better teleport.
№90237[Quote]
>>90236^We are stronger than them. We'll kill the ponies before they get to the teleporter.>It's worth a shot…Trentsaw chimes in
<Wait, 'dmin 6. We still have our tether remotes. We can escape for ourselves if it comes to that.Serj gets angry.
>Don't leave us behind!Trentsaw says
<I'm not planning on that. I'll try building the teleporter first. №90238[Quote]
>>90237Say if they do have to leave via tether, he will come back with a whole army to destroy the ponies.
№90240[Quote]
>>90239Tell serj to shut his shitskin niggar californian jewish armenian pedo mouth up, grabbing him comically by the neck.
№90241[Quote]
>>90240^STFU YOU CALIPEDO SHITSKIN ARMENIGGER KIKEYou rattle his neck in your hand.
>I can barely feel that. If you'd like, I could choke you the fuck out myself!Soyberg interrupts
>Please stop fighting and come to our cavern base. I'm a doctor, and I could heal you all for your troubles. №90242[Quote]
>>90241Poopson really needs it, so gigafly leads the group to the base while 'dmin 6 keeps his grip on Serjs neck.
№90244[Quote]
>>90243Begrudgingly let go.
№90245[Quote]
>>90244You let go and follow Soyberg. A few days later, the teleport finally gets built.
It hasn't been turned on yet. It'll certainly attract teleporting ponies when it's turned on.
№90246[Quote]
>>90245Chuddy cries that he still doesnt have a pony waifu
№90247[Quote]
Nice to see the adventure thread has a loop, thanks mods
№90249[Quote]
>>90247It's quite the improvement. Thanks jannies for being gemmy
№90250[Quote]
>>90248Shit. Looks like you have to go back cause you only have ugly fat bronys in your dimension.
№90252[Quote]
>>90251No, chud is retarded. As you argue with the johnsoncel, a pony teleports right into the power generator, blowing it up.
№90253[Quote]
Soot who is a MK Ultra psyachtrist suddenly pops up and asks to program/mind control Amerimutt further or he will kill you.
№90254[Quote]
>>90252One of the resistance members flips a switch, activating the teleporter.
A glowpony slips through a detector gate and jams the teleporter using a magic EMP signal.
Xhe reads out numbers
>Start X Four Seven Point Five One, Y Eleven Forty-Six End… №90255[Quote]
WHEN YOU WILL FUCKING TAKE THIS REQUEST
Soot who is a MK Ultra psyachtrist suddenly pops up and asks to program/mind control Amerimutt further or he will kill you.
№90256[Quote]
>>90197>>90201>>90253>>90255Sorry. I was focused on the MLP storyline
Admin 1 arrives and orders you to mindfvck amerimutt or he'll kill you.
№90257[Quote]
>>90254KILL THE NIGGER FAGGOT PONY NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
№90258[Quote]
>>90256btw this is days earlier compared to what's happening in the MLP dimension
№90259[Quote]
You agree. Soot says that when somebody is under extreme pain, it will create alter egos/"parts" that are extremely suggestible. You are now forced to make Amerimutt sit through /qa/.
№90260[Quote]
>>90257Chud shouts repeatedly
>Oh my good science, the woman before my very own eyes displays a level of attractiveness beyond a magnitude of which I can comprehend Oh my good science, the woman before my very own eyes displays a level of attractiveness beyond a magnitude of which I can comprehend Oh my good science, the woman before my very own eyes displays a level of attractiveness beyond a magnitude of which I can comprehendMore glowponies beam in as you attack the main one. The resistance members shoot at it.
Xhe fvcks your mind with MK Ultra beam.
>DONT KILL HER YOU NIGGERS. MAKE HER MY WIFE NOW!!!!! №90262[Quote]
Azvouf joins
№90263[Quote]
>>90260Tell him shes a fucking roastie whore for the government or something
№90264[Quote]
Amerimutt has been dehumanized that one of his parts is an element.
№90265[Quote]
>>90263The glowpony's team kicks the generator repeatedly.
The pony manipulates your speech
^Yes… listen to Chuddie. Let glowpony take him back…^%%Trent Reznor, you VILL use your tether.%%<WTF 'dmin 6, this is NOT apart of our plan! №90267[Quote]
>>90265Serj does something good for once, killing the glowie in the middle.
№90268[Quote]
>>90267Serj pinches then slams the glowpony against the floor repeatdely.
>%%GLOWPONIES HELP!%%The glowpony's friends are done destroying the generator.
<%%Call the reinforcements, everypony! We have a code red!%% №90269[Quote]
Soot explains that there are various internal structures inside a slave's mind like ant pits, black boxes, etc. This sounds like the Pony Dimension was really just Soot mindfucking you. Amerimutt is taken to a training room where he imagines he is in Oz. You look at the mindfucking journal which contains key parts, internal worlds, etc.
№90271[Quote]
Say
>3321556
Amerimutt thinks he is a zombie now.
№90272[Quote]
>>90271You gather the codes from the glowie journal. You say
>3321556Amerimutt says
>ENTRY 3337378229>I'm looking at everyone and they deform into big macs… I want to eat them so badly. Mcdonalds put thr virus in me. №90273[Quote]
The zombie part activation becomes catastrophic once he manages to eat one of the guards' brain.
№90274[Quote]
>>90273During the night, 'dmin 1 lures one of his guards to bait the psychological meltdown.
After eating the guards brains, Amerimutt smells the blood all night, until 'dmin 1 returns.
№90275[Quote]
Soot needs to find the zombie deactivation code fast.
№90276[Quote]
>>90275'dmin 1 reads out the deactivation phase
>alabaster croak pigeon suitorThe Amerimutt continues groaning like a zombie. Has he went too far?
№90277[Quote]
Fuck, show him some ancient symbol or something.
№90278[Quote]
>>90276soot makes amerimutt play a new chinese game called black myth: wukong
№90280[Quote]
the sixth admin of the website starts putting subliminal messages that flash .03 microseconds, at a rate of 1200 per minute that praise him on Sharty.
№90281[Quote]
>>90279he gets extremely angry since the game was made by commies or something like that
№90283[Quote]
You decide to stop this mind control madness but Soot tries to assassinate you.
№90285[Quote]
>>90283'dmin 1 holds a knife to Nuchud's neck.
He says
>YOU VILL find Amerimutt, or I'll slice Nuchud's neck! №90286[Quote]
>>90285froot goes on a chase after amerimutt
№90287[Quote]
Soot says
>6664113
Amerimutt comes back.
№90288[Quote]
>>90286You give chase to Amerimutt. He's in the vents with collapsed boxes on the room's floor.
Soot shouts
>6664113!>6664113!Amerimutt, in a trance, tries to come back, but can't break through the vent.
№90290[Quote]
Remove the vent.
№90292[Quote]
Amerimutt is now ready to assassinate Joe Biden.
№90293[Quote]
>>90292Soot says the final code.
>rambo justin skibidi error eraseSending Amerimutt off on a mission to assassinate Joe Biden.
Froot is very confused.
№90294[Quote]
>>90291Soot takes of his mask and it is revealed that he was a 4cuck agent and that this is a trap
№90296[Quote]
>>90295the NAP babies come to froot's rescue
№90297[Quote]
>>90295Nuchud saves froot
№90299[Quote]
>>902984cucks continue with with their mission to doxx nuchud that began here
>>90196 №90301[Quote]
>>90300a big feral pony appears and attacks them
№90302[Quote]
>>90301A mutant horse arrives. It has harvested a random element for projectile power.
The last number of this post determines the element of the attack he'll launch.
>1-3 fire>4-6 electricity>7-9 bile>0 antimatter ball №90304[Quote]
>>90282Well, fuck. Shart on the floor to help get you back up.
№90305[Quote]
this thread is an absolute gem, please make soy videos of these epic stories
adventure threads deserve to be preserved in video form
№90307[Quote]
>>90303a giant flying discord logo appears
№90310[Quote]
>>90309Start planning to head to the capital of equestria to get an alternative power source for the teleporter.
№90311[Quote]
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№90312[Quote]
>>90307Spadeibi Lez's first 'cordbot Mk I arrives on the scene to help Froot.
Does it engage the mutant horse in combat, or does it attempt to sneak into the compound?
№90314[Quote]
>>90312it sneaks into the compound
№90315[Quote]
>>90313Go over the discord mountain once more and find some random dude with an eyeball head, top hat, and tuxedo running a lemonade stand.
№90316[Quote]
>>90314The cordbot Mk 1 sneaks past the horse and the dying 4cucks.
The horse faces decreased resistance from the wounded 4cucks. Trampling and eating the rest of them is no problem.
The Mk. I meets at Spadeibi's rendezvous with Froot and company.
^Hello, I'm 'cordbot Mark 1. I, and other models, will be assisting 'cordqafe’s armies from now on.^Message from Spadibi Lez:^>Froot, take this bot as assistance on your journey. He can fire fragmentation rounds and perform basic tasks. He is shielded against radiation and other harmful elements. Expect to see more like him.^>You can contact me at 'cordqafe HQ. My workload has been getting lighter recently, so requests are encouraged to help the war effort.^>This is Spadeibi, signing off. Godspeed, Froot. №90317[Quote]
>>90316the horse runs into the building
№90319[Quote]
>>90318Ask about what other currency he(?) takes
№90320[Quote]
>>90317The horse breaks down the compound's door, and finds the MK Ultra room. He eats the dead guard's intestines like spaghetti.
Froot and Nuchud see it eating the corpse in horror.
The horse devilishly grins at them…!
№90321[Quote]
>>90320the horse tells them about the upcoming pony apocalypse
№90322[Quote]
>>90321>HRRRM I suppose I'll leave you alive to sends a message. The 4cuck Empires horses? We all mutated. Yessir, we dids that. We'll rule the land, soon. >And some magic ones are here now! We'll all be friends now and rule over yer kind. 'm all full, now, so I thinks I'll return to the wild fer now!He gallops away. The Horse Kingdom is established soon…
An updated map indicates that the entire Soysphere has been impacted hard by mutants. One of 4cuck's boarded ships are destroyed by the mutant horses, and all their cavalry's horses have mutated. 'jak city's denizens are impacted hard.
This is a Soypocalypse, for sure!
№90323[Quote]
>>90320The 'cordbot uses his built in lazer against the pony mutant
№90325[Quote]
>>90322the chauving gang migrates to the variant:unknown prison colony
№90327[Quote]
>>90324Those better not be laced with fentanyl by Protokleki and his namefag army
№90328[Quote]
>>90323'cordbot Mk I chases the pony and attacks him.
Froot runs outside and orders 'cordbot to STOP FIRING.
^Yes, sir. №90329[Quote]
>>90324Do you have money or soemthign???
№90330[Quote]
>>90328the loud shots attract a bunch of smaller ponies
№90331[Quote]
>>90327You say
^Those better not be laced with fentanyl by Protokleki and his namefag army!The eye man responds
>Protokleki? Why, who is that?(Keep in mind that this is a different dimension from the other scene)
№90334[Quote]
>>90333Coincidently, trentsaw coughs up a gem.
№90335[Quote]
>>90331Explain to him that jo el is an evil impish creature who plans on flooding the sharty with gay offsiter namefag drama
№90336[Quote]
Wait don't
№90337[Quote]
I killed the thread damnit
№90338[Quote]
Kill the eyeball creature because it's Rocc's self insert probably unless it's a The Residents reference.
№90340[Quote]
Also i bump this
№90341[Quote]
But Marioman forces it so kill it anyways.
№90343[Quote]
>>90330do this or something
№90344[Quote]
>>90342Take the offer, which afterwards, he goes back to san fransico to probably fuck a chick or somethin idfk
№90346[Quote]
>8365186
Then 200 4cuck nigger come out of nowhere
№90348[Quote]
>>90345dragoneer appears and rapes the horses
№90349[Quote]
>>90347Keep making your way down as trentsaw cleans himself using some of the lemonade.
№90352[Quote]
>>90351one of those aryan southern confederate ponies walkk to the blockade or something with some filthy human and ziggers (zebras) working on the fields
№90353[Quote]
>>90350he transforms into a dragon out of anger
№90354[Quote]
Thread died i will cry
№90356[Quote]
>>90355NEW IMPQUEST???????????????
№90357[Quote]
>>90355infect her with niggeraids
№90358[Quote]
>>90353Dragoneer transforms into a dragon
mutant. The main horsehorse rapes him back.
№90359[Quote]
>>90358dragoneer unleashes his secret dragon power
№90360[Quote]
>>90357Serj Tankian rapes and infects evil applejack with the niggeraids he most definitely has.
<NOOOO DON'T DEFILE MY ARYAN GENES WITH YOUR FILTHThe Zigger Zebras attack Serj in retaliation.
№90361[Quote]
>>90360kys nigger this is the brimmiest thread i've ever seen
№90363[Quote]
>>90358Froot slices the head of a horsehorse and nuchud comes out and joins the fight
№90364[Quote]
>>90360Decapitate the ziggers
№90365[Quote]
>>90359>>90363Nuchud walks outside to assist Froot.
Dragoneer unleashes his
dragon punch on the main horsehorse, blasting one of its heads apart and sending it flying off screen!
Froot dashes into another horsehorse like an aryanime, decapitating both heads.
The last Horsehorse rushes Nuchud. Nuchud unleashes a burst of bullets, but it isn't enough to take the galloping beast down.
№90367[Quote]
>>90365babybot finishes off the last horse, dragoneer pulls out his biwisi for some reason
№90369[Quote]
>>90366 award
Go deeper and find more human slaves, along with Jim Adkins from Jimmy Eat World drinking Grum Grum juice award
№90370[Quote]
>>90367 award
The last Horsehorse present kicks Nuchud to the ground. Before it can do anything else, 'cordbot Mk I pushes the horse on its back and steps on it. Defenseless, the horse can do nothing as Babybot disperses several frag rounds into both of its heads. Nuchud joins in near the end. award
Dragoneer erects out his big purple-tinted white cock, that he grew back. award
№90371[Quote]
>>90370 award
they start searching for a bunker to hide in award
№90372[Quote]
>>90370 award
cobson starts schizo laughing and sucking troops into his mouth award
№90373[Quote]
>>90370 award
Swaglord appears in a giant tranime mech award
№90374[Quote]
>>90370 award
taka a shit award
№90375[Quote]
>>90369 award
You enter the deep Orchard. Many Zebras lie in wait, ready to strike… you see Jimmy Adkins drinking that sludge called Grum Grum juice. It sticks all over his face and clothes. award
He says award
>You should try this. awardbut there are more pressing matters at hand. award
№90376[Quote]
>>90375 award
Nuchud reveals that he does not remember who is is and where he came from, you must now go on a journey to make nuchud remember award
№90377[Quote]
>>90371 award
>>90372 award
>>90373 award
>>90374 award
Swaglord appears in a mech. Everyone craps on the floor in fear and THEY ALL RUN TO THE COMPOUND. Cobson laughs at their misery… award
froot gets the fvcked over the sharty again award
№90378[Quote]
>>90377 award
4cuck begins an operation against the mutant areas award
№90379[Quote]
>>90378 award
Swaglord's friends hear about the mutant invasion and send a relief force of specialized units. They are deployed to the forest. The operation is somewhat effective, but the casualties are still brutal for the 4cucks… award
№90380[Quote]
sharty is too fvckine chaotic award
need for sleep award
№90382[Quote]
>>90380 award
goodnight my drilla award
№90383[Quote]
>>90379 award
THE SWINNY REVOLT award
№90384[Quote]
>>90383 OP already went to bed doe award
№90385[Quote]
Op no award
№90386[Quote]
>>90383The five remaining Swinnyteens of the Soypocalypse have pooled their funds to procure NBC suits. They roam 'jak city. Very few peiple remain in the city to contest their rule.
What will be the Swinny's survival strategy? Who will they ally with?
№90387[Quote]
>>90386they build an underground base and start producing highly advanced bioweapons
№90389[Quote]
>>90388they create a giant johnson laser launcher that turns people into big black gorilla niggas
№90391[Quote]
>>90390The 4cuck army found the hidden basement.
№90394[Quote]
>>90392they let him in knowing that they can overpower him
№90395[Quote]
>>90393>>90394One of them hits the head…
The Swinnyteens allow the 4cuck entry. They outnumber him, so they should be fine…
>Thanks, anons. It's really tough out there. My squad got eaten by mutants a few hours ago. №90396[Quote]
>>90395they knock him unconscious and start experimenting on him
№90398[Quote]
>>90397they perform a bottom surgery and turn xim into a real woman
№90399[Quote]
>>90398The swinnyteens perform a series of surgeries and genetic doping to transform the 4cuck into a *real woman.
*womb not included
№90400[Quote]
>>90399they install an artificial womb and make the 4cuck breed ximself creating inbred 4cuck babies
№90402[Quote]
>>90400>>90401One of the Swins goes to the restroom.
The 4cuck troon becoms even more of a woman and breeds xerself thru hermaphrodite sex. This births bizarre twins of different sizes.
№90403[Quote]
>>90402the twins troon out as well
№90405[Quote]
>>90404Go back to the battle between swaglord and froot and nuchud
№90407[Quote]
>>90404Froot attacks Swaglord's mech's leg with his sword, causing damage and slows the mech down
№90408[Quote]
>>90407Froot slices the Mech's leg. This does a pretty good amount of damage to it, making it work slower.
Swaglord retaliated by smashing his hammer against the wall. This onocks Froot down and hurts him a bit.
№90409[Quote]
>>90375Try to convince the humans to rebel like muh confederacy or something
№90410[Quote]
>>90409^No longer do you have to work for these despots, for I've come to liberate you!The humans draw closer.
>Please free us, sir! Give us weapons so we may fight back once more!The Zigger zebras retort, mistakenly thinking you called to them
<NAY, we love to work in the sun, for massa. Get out of here, cracka! №90411[Quote]
>>90410Jimmy drinks more grum grum while you type "impulse 101" and equip them with half life 2 beta guns.
№90412[Quote]
>>90404Use the gun on the babies
№90413[Quote]
>>90411You give the human slaves XM29 OICWs from HL2 beta. However, the grenade function doesn't work, but instead makes them zoom through the scope.
Jimmy slurps the grum grum juice like he's shoenice. He turns into a fatass.
№90415[Quote]
>>90413Jimmy dies because of the contamination of dysentery in Grum Grum juice back in Bajokieland.
Also start making the zebras help you at gunpoint cause they're stupid niggers
№90417[Quote]
>>90416Forgot to mention that Jimmy dies from dysentry. He leaves the empty bucket on the floor.
№90418[Quote]
>>90416Hit ctrl + z to undo and then just kill the ziggers out right
№90420[Quote]
>>90414Enslave them and make them join our party
№90423[Quote]
>>90418The CTRL Z hack manages to break your present time into the previous move. You order the slaves to fire immediately, which they do.
This time, neither slave is lucky to survive. They manage to kill two zebras, but die in the process. There are two more ziggers that get wounded.
№90424[Quote]
>>90423Also, Jimmy still dies from dysentry.
№90425[Quote]
>>90423Throw Jimmys body at the two, infecting them with dysentry.
№90426[Quote]
>>90420>>90419>>90421You chain up and dress up the troon gorilla children in Swinny pattern attire. They join your party as slaves.
4cucktroon says
>this is pretty hot desuAnother Swinteen goes to the bathroom.
№90427[Quote]
>>90425'dmin 6 tosses Jimmy's body at the ziggers, and shout
^NOW GET HIS DISEASEOne of them gets pushed to the ground. The other says
<NAY, IT DON'T WORK LIKE DAT CRACKA!He kicks 'dmin 6 across the map. 'dmin 6 coughs up some blood in the process.
№90428[Quote]
>>90427Skibidi officer does a thing hile gigafly heals the slaves using his epic gigachad powers and Serj bonks a zebra, cracking their skull open.
№90429[Quote]
>>90428Gigafly Jockey examines the body of the slaves.
>Nothing I can do, kings. Rest in peace.Skibidi Officer bites the Zigger that kicked 'dmin 6 on the neck.
<AYYY POLICE BROOTALITY, QUIT DAT, HIGGA!Serj uproots a froot tree and bashes the fuck out of a zigger. He is crushed under the tree and dies brutally.
№90430[Quote]
>>90429Zebra gets skibdi aids
№90431[Quote]
Brundlefly (Komputersem spammer) tries to kill Froot.
№90432[Quote]
>>8381826
NIGGERS CANT BE TOILETS.
THEY DIE.
№90433[Quote]
redoing the slide
№90434[Quote]
>>90430Zebra turns into a zigibi toilet.
<MANE I DONT CARE IF WE BOTH TOILET. WE STILL OPS, OFFICER!Was >>8381826
№90436[Quote]
>>90435So based and sigma! Head further to free more slaves and give them hl2 beta guns.
№90438[Quote]
Brundlefly kills any soyjak that doesn't make fun of anything to stop soyboys, autistic children and troons killing Shartycord.
№90439[Quote]
>>90436You get past the main orchard area, to Evil Applejack's yard.
There, you encounter Evil Applejack and evil
STRIPED™ Fluttershy.
>Fluttershy, go um, fight those higgers for me. Attack that big crab guy, too, while you're at it.<That I'll do, sister!>… don't call me sister ever again…Yoyr first move is to equip the slaves with HL2 beta MP5K's. They instantly join your party.
№90440[Quote]
Don turtelli kidnaps and rapes applejack
№90441[Quote]
>>90438Brundlefly declares war on the Shartycord.
Froot pushes Bruntlefly off of him.
<You 4cuck traitor… I can't believe you're doing this. №90442[Quote]
>>90440Don Turtelli, local cheesemaker, ropes Applejack away, to which no one notices.
A loud shriek in the distance echoes multiple times.
>FUCKING GET STABBED AND BLEED OUT!>FUCKING GET STABBED AND BLEED OUT!>!!FUCKING GET STABBED AND BLEED OUT!!! №90443[Quote]
>>90442Start going to war with them like muh heckin world wars or something
№90444[Quote]
>>90443Your party go through two turns of total war, and it's an absolute fustercluck. 'dmin 6 and Trentsaw cllectively kill a zebra, and Serj crushes one with his "toothpick" froot tree.
Evil Fluttershy heavily wounds a former slave, then xher and the zebras gang up on Serj Tankian. He begins to rant about prison systems and construction work, while eating multiple hooves at once.
№90445[Quote]
Brundlefly explores Sharty's connections to FSB, CIA and Monarch Program.
№90446[Quote]
>>90444Liam vickers(glitch faggot) appears
№90447[Quote]
ID TEST!!!
№90448[Quote]
>>90444>>90447I'm both of these ID's
№90449[Quote]
>>90447Swaglord escapes and gives control of the mech to bruntlefly, he has now fully joined the 4cucks
№90450[Quote]
>>90447Ip reset again award
№90451[Quote]
>>90441threaten to use the gorilla gun on brundlefly
№90453[Quote]
>>90449>>90451Bruntlefly teleports to the mech and kicks Swaglord out. He defects to 4cuck, which is possible because isn't a soyjak.
This pisses off Swaglord, but he's a now a mech-less pisscel who can do absolutely nothing about the situation. He runs the fuck away for now.
Froot screams into cordbots face
<GET ME A GORILLA GUN TO TRANSFORM BRUNTLEFLY INTO A NIGGER GORILLA.Cordbot responds
>query negative №90454[Quote]
Please mr janny whitelist me o algo, this is kind of annoying. Also please reply to me about my soygem application
№90455[Quote]
>>90452trentsaw uses his epic downward spiral powers or seomthing
№90456[Quote]
>>90455Trent Reznor sends Evil
STRIPED™ Fluttershy on a
DOWNWARD SPIRAL directly into the ground, causing a concussion.
№90457[Quote]
>>90456Trent earns a gramy for his A24 slowburn kino album, also for saying fist fuck.
№90458[Quote]
>>90457Trentsaw attaches a recently won grammie to his back.
Fluttershy gets back up, but xhe is still stunned hard by the concussion.
№90459[Quote]
>>90458A slave throws a molotov cocktail at fluttershy
№90460[Quote]
>>90458The timeline police led by figgehn appear to bring you back to your universe and restore order in this one
№90461[Quote]
>>90459A slave throws a molotov at fluttershy. It cracks against xher skull and covers xher in flames. Xhe cries as the fires engulf xher and burn xher hair…
Fluttershy is still stunned.
№90462[Quote]
>>90460The dimension police observe the fight thru a telescope.
<Are they still alive?>Yes sir.<Damnit! This complicates things…The truth is that the dimensional police condemned the pony-ruled Shartyland, and tried their best to contain it, but it's all been getting out of hand, even before you arrived.
<We can't risk personal extraction, but they need to return. One of you should tell them how to actually escape…>Yes, sir. I'll go contact 'dmin 6. №90463[Quote]
>>90453bruntlefly grabs babybot with his mech
№90465[Quote]
>>90461Holy shit just let her die already….
№90466[Quote]
>>90465The flames expire, but Fluttershy still stands.
Xhe asks
<Is my hair still okay?A Dimensional Police hovers above xher.
>No, it's gone.Fluttershy breaks down into tears.
№90467[Quote]
>>90466Hahahhahaha stupid bitch.
Btw why are the dimensional police here
№90469[Quote]
>>90464Shoot at the windows of the mech where brundlefly is
№90470[Quote]
>>90469Cordbot shoots at the window, but it's bulletproof. It still sustains hefty damage.
Bruntlefly slams the cordbot into the ceiling, then into the floor.
Cordbot says
>system damage critical, emergency reboot commencing… №90472[Quote]
>>90471I'd spam that too if I made it
№90473[Quote]
>>90470Nuchud shoots at the window
№90474[Quote]
>>90470Have everyone attack the window at the same time
№90475[Quote]
>>90474>>90473Nuchud shoots the window, then gets knocked into the next room. Froot hides behind the wall, then strikes the mech window. It finally shatters, and the tip of the sword slashes into Bruntlefly's face.
>I'll get you later, Froot!Bruntlefly gets up and tries to run away. Do you try to end it here, or let him flee?
№90476[Quote]
>>90475dragoneer attacks the mech
№90477[Quote]
>>90475You exit the compund and see hundreds of massive mutated 4cucks trampling over everything in the distance, they are led by a 1000 meter tall 6 legged 4cuck abomination
№90479[Quote]
>>90468Leave for canterlot or something
№90480[Quote]
>>90476>>90477You go outside and see Dragoneer and bruntlefly engaged in a battle. He shoots flames instead of using his epic dragon punch.
There's also a 4cuck abomination that births explosive 4weeds at a rapid pace (every panel basically!)
It's basically a free for all. You vs bruntlemech vs the mutant vs dragoneer, although dragoneer isn't necessarily your enemy at the moment.
Cordbot is too damaged to fight at the moment, so he can't follow, currently.
Who do you deal with first?
№90481[Quote]
>>90480Bruntlefly's ban hammer malfunctions because he's not swaglord
№90483[Quote]
>>90482Bruntlefly calls Allah to help him or something
№90485[Quote]
>>90479I VILL get around to this soon. I need time to create the scene thoughie
№90486[Quote]
>>90484Dragoneer uppercuts Bruntlemech while he's distracted
№90488[Quote]
>>90487Froot and nuchud survived but are extremely injured
№90489[Quote]
>>90487Dragoneer takes over the mech
№90490[Quote]
>>90489Dragoneer pulls the window open, and even peels the maintenance latch, but he's a few feet oversize to properly enter.
It's currently a half-functional scrap heap, therefore Dragoneer doesn't miss out on much.
№90491[Quote]
>>90488Froot suffered temporary hearing loss from the explosion, but he otherwise escaped the situation intact. He sets Nuchud on a makeshift bed, who is unconcious and heavily wounded. Froot needs to stop the bleeding, then transport Nuchud to a hospital.
The 'cordbot beeps. It definitely hasn't gone unscathed recently.
№90492[Quote]
>>90491Fluttershy is finally defeated
№90493[Quote]
>>90492Also on the main timeline the radiation in the air is dissapearing
№90494[Quote]
>>90492becoming a niggeraids zombie that starts an outbreak in Equestria
№90495[Quote]
Where did op go?
№90496[Quote]
>>90492>>90479>>90494After defeating evil Fluttershy and the Ziggers, you skip evil Applejack, who gets tickle tortured by evil Turtelli. The entire Zebra population catches niggeraids and becomes zombies. So does evil fluttershy.
You finally reach Canterlot (the name of the capitol of Equestria). There, two ""civilian"" ponies go about their business.
The yellow one says
>::hey, mane, aren't you supposed to be a slave? what are you doing in our pristine capitol??:: №90497[Quote]
>>90496Meanwhile in the center of reality the dimensional police is having a meeting. Its revealed that Liam Vickers used to be part of the council of literal whos, a council that figgehn was once part of. Liam vickers now aims to destroy the dimensional police with his army of murder drones
№90498[Quote]
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>>90496This, but Lee singlehandedly kills everyone.
№90499[Quote]
>>90497A zombified Liam Vickers sits upon a zigger. He contemplates using murder drones for something, but it's too late.
In the distance, one of Figehn's lookout team observes him through the telescope.
>Welp, I've got a meeting to attend…^Okay, sir. I'll keep observing. №90500[Quote]
>>90499Figgehn talks about his missing son, its someone that We have met before…
№90502[Quote]
>>89973Variant unknown is most likely Shrek Chan. tread carefully.
№90503[Quote]
>>90491he takes nuchud to a nearby hospital but it turns out to be a gender change clinic
№90504[Quote]
>>90503You go to Ohio Clinic, which is less than a mile nearby. They can't give Nuchud back his limbs, but they can give him a transgender surgery. Otherwise, xhe, formerly he, gets healed.
You are somewhat reluctant to enter the clinic yourself, despite looking like the game portrait of a nearly dead doomguy, and being at similar health.
№90505[Quote]
>>90504Nuchud starts thinking about his life before the war
№90506[Quote]
>>90504Sue the hospital because they gave a 14 year old troon surgery
№90507[Quote]
>>90506>>90505You try to sue
Ohio Clinic, but it gets thrown out instantly, due to the hundreds of "Protect Trans Kids" acts that you and 'dmin 6 signed 2-3 weeks ago.
Nuchud dreams about his NEET days: shitposting on Sharty, watching gun 'tubers, and eating watermelon pizza.
№90508[Quote]
>>90507Now that most mutants are gone 4cuck begins a larger invasion of shartycord
№90509[Quote]
>>90496MarioMan shows up out of nowhere, having teleported from the original universe to another and another, gathering a whole army of his own OCs and literal who musicians he autisticly likes.
№90510[Quote]
>>90509Marioman forms an Interdimensionally Banded Team (Offense 103b I.B.T.) then enters the condemned dimension (Offense 3004.1a), which are both major affronts to the Dimensional Police Force… he even resisted arrest, but has mamaged to lose them. In summary, he has done some very keyed things.
The Dimension Police Officer doesn't notice them, but most certainly will, on the first move they make. (Figehn is busy at a meeting).
№90511[Quote]
>>90510Ask the officer about the nearest mcdonalds, a gaggle of amerimutts suddenly landing and shitting goyslop poops, turning the officer into a poopjeet.
№90512[Quote]
>>90508The mutants aren't gone by any means, but their numbers have been reduced some. The MNWO is still in effect.
That one nigger powerjanny from /co/ arrives to try and defeat the mutants. Approximately 20% of 4cucks army has been deployed in the Soysphere.
№90513[Quote]
>>90512Liam vickers steals a teleporter from a dimensional police member and teleports to the original timeline, he brings with him a squad of zombified murder drones
№90515[Quote]
>>90511Superpositional 'cado ejects a jeet transformation serum from his anus, transforming the officer into a pajeet.
^PLEASE REDEEM MY RACE SARThe dimensional police teleports away, and doesn't notice you. You're so lucky this turn, that you must've rolled a 20 on some dice.
№90516[Quote]
>>90515Root finally reaches the zellig hq and nukes the fuck out of it until nothing remains
№90517[Quote]
>>905162 days ago, Root dropped the trvthnvke of trvthnvkes upon the zarty isle, wiping out 95% of the "zaryans". On ground level, he spends 36 hours searching for and lasering all life on the island. It's safe to say that xe kills
everybody on the island, and that TZD is accomplished.
№90518[Quote]
>>905174cucks invade the hideout of the 5 swinnycucks
№90520[Quote]
>>90519The swinny has created a big swinny mutant that destroys the 4cucks
№90522[Quote]
>>90496Slice them in half and continue to the capitol building
№90524[Quote]
>>90523MarioMan catches up to them.
№90526[Quote]
>>90525glowies invade from space
№90527[Quote]
>>90525Ask about where his autistic furfag OC is
№90530[Quote]
>>90529Wayne Static screams like a pussy cause the cia niggers are gonna arrest him for drug use again.
Gigafly goes and btfos them using the power of terry and temple os.
№90531[Quote]
>>90529Unleash the brimstone brap on them
№90533[Quote]
>>90532Serj jumps onto a cia like a goomba
№90535[Quote]
>>90532What the fuck happened here
№90536[Quote]
testerino
№90537[Quote]
…___…
№90539[Quote]
>>90538Trentsaw kills that one
№90540[Quote]
>>90539Trentsaw takes the last glowie down and chops him up to bits.
Once again, the two parties are faced with a dilemma of where to proceed: The Capitol, or the Tunnel?
№90541[Quote]
>>90540*the Capitol Building, where I said the Capitol
№90544[Quote]
>>90543*4 exits, counting the hole you entered from
№90545[Quote]
>>90543OY VEY NOT A DRAGO N
№90546[Quote]
>>90543Meanwhile in the original universe Froot and nuchud goes to sneeds to week refuge
№90551[Quote]
I don't even understand what's happening anymore.
- Brundllelfy.
№90552[Quote]
>>90550Bruntlefly teleports there, you now have to fight him
№90555[Quote]
>>90553Deflect the attack with your sword
Also is the winning condition still defeating 4cuck?
№90556[Quote]
>>90555>Also is the winning condition still defeating 4cuck?Yes, but it's flexible to an extent. 4cuck Empire is still the main antagonist. Once 4cuck is "killed", the adventure ends. Additionally, the rule about an effective defense of Soysphere island coming first is still active.
№90558[Quote]
>>90557BRUNDLEFLY IS A SHITALALALLALALALAIAN FAGGOT KILL HIM NOW FUCK BRUNDLEFLY FLUCKFUCKUFKCUFC
№90559[Quote]
>>90557Throw the sword into bruntleflys face
№90562[Quote]
>>90560Serj beats the shit out of her
№90563[Quote]
>>90560I just got here why are rhese woah jacks so heckin incomprehensible
№90564[Quote]
>>90561>>90562The superpositional 'cado steals and mukbangs on evil Rarity's fake big mac gem. Xe leaps for an attack, but only scathes 25% of him. He leaves with the fake. It'll certainly disappear by the next turn.
Serj brawls with evil Rarity, but he turns out to be at a disadvantage. Part of him is eaten by the pony, while his claws are blocked by equine magic.
He screams
<Someone else fight xer! I'm being turned into pizza pie here! №90565[Quote]
>>90563Welcome to ohio brudda
№90566[Quote]
>>90564The booru schizo starts to question him about why hes talking like a filthy shitalian and not a REAL ARYAN ARMENIAN O ALGO
also i guess everyone gangs up on rarity idk, the impractical jokers are still laughing
№90569[Quote]
>>90566>>90567>>90568Booruschizo rants at Serj and tries to hype him up. Serj still refuses to fight.
The Impractical Jokers reveal themselves gegging at the incident. Trentsaw attacks Rarity, but his chainsaw gets bitten and stopped in place. The NINny emos stab at Rarity's hide.
Local literal who, Snowman, appears next to the Impractical Jokers. Xhe spectates the fight.
№90570[Quote]
>>90569MarioMan trys to help his heckin hero
№90571[Quote]
>>90570MarioMan pries evil Rarity's jaw open. Big mistake! (even tho it helps Trentsaw Razor) MarioMan's hand gets mangled, but he manages to free Trentsaw.
As further payback, 'vil Rarity knocks everybody off of xer. Trentsaw manages to cut into xer skin, before a hoof knocks him down.
Booruschizo screams
>SERJ, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! №90572[Quote]
>>90571pull the tail plug out of her asshole to drain her life force
№90573[Quote]
>>90572You test if the tail is a butt plug, the violent way. Evil Rarity kicks 'dmin 6, causing xer to part with xer tail and some skin… 'dmin 6 is definitely hurt now.
Serj chimes in
>This is so fvckine stupid. The bitch keeps punishing us hit for hit! We should keep our distance or something. №90574[Quote]
>>90573Yeah! the squeaker screams "LAUNCH THE CALL OF DUTY TACTICAL NUKE ON HER LOL"
№90575[Quote]
>>90574The squeaker shouts at your party
>YEAH! LAUNCH THE CALL OF DUTY TACTICAL NUKE ON HER LOLBooruschizo pulls out a metal warhead, and drops a demon core into it… he screws the cap on…
Maybe you should take a few steps back from evil Rarity…
№90576[Quote]
>>90575Take some steps back as booruschizo prepares to go nagasaki all in this mothafucka
№90578[Quote]
>>90577DROP KICK HER. EPIC STYLE. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, JUST KILL HER ALREADY SHITTTTTTT
№90580[Quote]
>>90579OH COME ON YOU ASSHOLE
№90582[Quote]
>>90581Take a shit.
It causes Evil Rarity to vomit
№90583[Quote]
>>90581op your a faggot stop your shit now
№90584[Quote]
>>90582As a last resort, 'dmin 6 defecates while being eaten alive. This directly causes Evil Rarity to vomit him out.
With his legs barely functional, 'dmin 6 crawls away from Evil Rarity. She prepares to attempt eating him again.
'dmin 6 wails
^SOMEONE PLEASE HELP! №90585[Quote]
>>90583The evil ponies are built like terminators. The main cast are specifically minibosses. That's part of why Evil Rarity still stands.
№90586[Quote]
>>90585Your still a nigger
>>90584Anvil commically falls on her idfk this shit is getting tedious as hell
№90588[Quote]
>>90587OKAY FINE USE THE TELEPORT
OP IS A FAGGOT I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS
№90589[Quote]
>>90587WHY THE FUCK IS SHE SO FUCKING OP PLEASE JUST LET HER DIE
№90591[Quote]
>>90588>>90589>>90590It's a humiliating choice, but it's preferable to death… 'dmin 6 activates the tether, barely surviving the encounter with Evil Rarity. He returns to his HQ, alone…
Elmo calls the nurse over. The nurse wheels the unconcious 'dmin 6 to the 'cordqafe hospital. He's now safe from the battle.
Marioman7890 now leads your squadHowever, there's no telling how it'll go.
You may proceed as either 'dmin 6 or Marioman… №90592[Quote]
>>90588>>90589Haven't you niggers fought evil Rainbow Dash before? They're at similar power levels.
№90593[Quote]
>>90591Proceed as marioman as ’min 6 needs to recover. Also now both ’min 6 and Froot are injured so they are out of the story until they have recovered
№90594[Quote]
>>90593Also whats even the point and goal of the whole pony storyline?
№90595[Quote]
>>90594The primary goal is to escape.
The secondary goal is to liberate the humans from Equestria and have them ally with 'cordqafe.
The tetriary goal is to gain party members and weapons.
The current objective is to find the glowpony's teleporter.
№90597[Quote]
>>90593You now play as Marioman, the current leader of 'dmin 6's team.
You ask your team what happened. They explain that 'dmin 6 used the tether.
You feel like running away, but you also want to honor 'dmin 6 by finishing the battle and finally killing this apparently nigh unkillable pony. Which choice do you take?
№90598[Quote]
>>90597Gigafly sacrifices himself and the fly explodes on the pony
№90599[Quote]
>>90598Gigafly Jockey steals Booruschizo's explosive. The fly eats much of it, and Jockey grabs two sticks of dynamite. Three are lit.
The fly grabs Evil Rarity, bringing the explosives in close proximity. She tries to hurt Jockey, but it's ineffective. The explosion kills all three individuals in a gore-filled matter.
№90600[Quote]
>>90599Leave through one of the exists, dont take the one that leads to the glowie hideout as trying to fight them is pointless and not your goal
№90601[Quote]
>>90600You choose to walk away from your current objective; or the Glowpony base and their teleporter. Instead you walk through the nearest exit, which exists to your left.
You have now entered the Canterlot gem mines. Within the entrance room, you find 'dmin 6's sword, and a few charred bodies from the primary nuclear blast zone. If Booruschizo fired the nuke any closer, your entire party would've ended up like them.
№90602[Quote]
>>90600Sorry if I poorly phrased the primary goal. By escape, I meant eacape the pony dimension itself and return to the OG dimension.
№90603[Quote]
>>90601Liam Vickers and the zombie ponies invade the horse kingdom
№90605[Quote]
>>90604All of the cordcafe army organize to mount a decisive counterattack
№90609[Quote]
>>90608a based ww2 german medic appears
№90610[Quote]
>>90607Shartycord and cordcafe lay siege to 4shemmy
№90612[Quote]
>>90611Say that he died heroically while battling shitskins, and that his memory will forever live on.
№90614[Quote]
>>90613Its a temporary partnership. Once they leave the pony hellhole, they will become enemies again
№90616[Quote]
>>90615glownigger invasion: electric boogaloo
№90617[Quote]
>>90614You say it's temporary, and born out of necessity.
>Zat makes sense, ja. Nice to meet you. I'm Kurt Blome, and I'm vhat you could call a doktor. I can heal, but I can also create abominations. … sometimes, I do both!He laughs
№90618[Quote]
>>90617A soyboy pops out and yells "WOAW JUTS LIKE MUH HECKING TEE EF TWO!!!!!"
№90620[Quote]
how is this thread still going it's literally all the same kys
№90622[Quote]
>>90621Everyone laughs at the silly soyboy, along with a sitcom laugh track.
№90623[Quote]
>>90621Figgehn and the dimensional police plan to shut down the pony dimension for being too disruptive
№90624[Quote]
>>90622>>90623Everyone laughs at the soyboy. Sharty Officer Toilet even presses a button that activates a surround sound laugh track.
Figgehn, Chriswhippit, and the Dimension Police arrive directly to the party's location.
>We need you to raid the glowpony compound. Go quickly! We'll even assist you. We have to qurantine the dimension and cripple Equestria's interdimensional travel capabilities, before they disrupt any more timelines. №90625[Quote]
>>90624Agree to the companionship
№90626[Quote]
>>90625Figgehn says
>Be there quickly. Avoid the dragon.He and Chriswhippit leave three officers to temporarily assist your party, under the condition that you raid the glowpony base.
№90628[Quote]
>>90627Before beginning the raid, you must find the glowpony base first. You return to the tunnel entrance room, where you see that the battle with evil Rarity lasted for hours.
You hear the roaring of a dragon from one of the adjacent rooms.One room is clear, and the other contains a dragon. Do you go forward or to the right?
№90630[Quote]
>>90629You choose the right. In the next room, you see no dragon, nor do you hear one. You must've picked the correct path.
The only path seems to be forward.
№90631[Quote]
>>90630Booruschizo complains that he wanted to see a dragon like a selfish little fuck
Also the Chinlet slave from the begining appears again
№90633[Quote]
>>90631>>90632You proceed. The next room is more visually interesting, albeit there are no enemies present.
You see a sad sniveling wretch of a man. It's Clopper Chvd! He mumbles about how abandoned and unloved he feels.
You hear the roaring of a dragon from one of the adjacent rooms.(You can now easily deduce its location)
Booruschizo says he wants to see the dragon. Marioman tells him that he'll have to fight it by himself if he wants to see it.
№90634[Quote]
>>90633A squad of injured 4cucks go to floyds to hide from vickers and the zebra zombies
№90635[Quote]
>>90633Trentsaw and Marioman try to console the pony lover while booruschizo goes to fight the dragon.
№90636[Quote]
>>90634Three 4cucks, which were defeated but survived, find Floyd's Seed and Feed.
>We employ you, sir. Please shelter and heal us. It's very important!Mr. Floyd responds
<We can help you, but it'll cost money.The 4cucks dig into their pockets. They find about 30 dollars.
Should George Floyd let them in?
№90637[Quote]
>>90635Booruschizo enters the hall to observe fight the dragon…
Marioman helps the clopper up.
Trentsaw attempts to console and comfort the clopper Chvd
>Look at the bright side, Chvd… you were inside a horse, weren't you?Clopper says
<Yes, I was vored. I did like that part, but then they waterboarded me for hours… and they said they hated my existence… №90638[Quote]
>>90637Ask the Chvd to please have more normal fetishes cause thats just gross o algo
№90639[Quote]
>>90636Let them in. The 4cucks reveal important information about swaglord
№90640[Quote]
>>90638Marioman gets grossed out by Clopper's fetishes.
>Can you get turned on by… humans or something? Like, stop trying to fuck horses you sick fuck!Clopper snaps back
<No, I can't ever clop to a higger, and I'll never ever marry one. They're weak subponies who'll never compare to a mare. Normal is boring! And, I'm not into vore, BUT…>[words words words]>… [more words words words, will never shut up] №90641[Quote]
>>90640Just enter the glowpony base already
№90642[Quote]
>>90641DO THIS while jonathan davis stays behind and starts gooning with Chvd gegegegegeg
№90644[Quote]
>>90643Show How its going for ’dmin 6
№90645[Quote]
>>90641>>90642Poopson discovers the grate that leads to the hidden glowie entrance. Everyone enters, except for Johnathan Davis from Korn, and Clopper Chvd, who have a goon sesh (?). Booruschizo is also absent, due to fighting the dragon.
At the entrance, stands three human glowniggers. This time, they have alien sidearms.
>%%WE GOT A CODE YELLOW WE GOT A CODE YELLOW, CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION PISSCELS%% №90646[Quote]
>>90645The dimensional police slice them up
№90647[Quote]
>>90645In an act of bravery and MUH HECKIN CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, Wayne goes in to fight them
№90650[Quote]
>>90646>>90647Wayne Static shouts their eardrums out, disorienting them. They fire their alien guns all at him, doing some freaky shit to him. He falls to the ground and undergoes 3 bolts worth of a seizure-like condition. He might need a doctor!
The dimensional police descend and slice the glowies. The glowies fre off two bolts that do similar things to the dimension police! One of them even falls out of scene, thru the waste river.
№90651[Quote]
>>90648Liam zickers and the z-zebras merge
№90652[Quote]
>>90650Throw the sword horisontally so it beheads both glowies
№90653[Quote]
>>90650Flank them, trentsaw goes to pull in wayne so the medic can heal him
№90655[Quote]
>>90654Dr shekelstien is LE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
№90656[Quote]
>>90652>>90653You throw the sword, as Marioman, aiming for the glowhumans. Before it sticks into the wall, it destroys both of the dimensional police officer's eyes, blinding him.
The NINny soldiers go for the kill, shanking one of the glowies multiple times. A bolt hits onr of the soldiers, and he gyrates his body while sinking in thr green goop.
Trentsaw pulls Wayne Static in and calls for a doctor. Like lightning, Kurt Blome strikes and treats Wayne Static's condition. He should be good to go in a turn or so.
№90657[Quote]
>>90656The squeaker appears again, but his reaction camera falls and squishes the last CIA officer
№90660[Quote]
>>90658Ask the squeaker to put in some cheat codes so you can have more Half Life 2 beta weapons. The soyboy comes in to soy out to hl2 beta again/
№90661[Quote]
>>90660>HAHAHAHA KILL EM ALL GO BLAST EM TO PIECES YES YESTge squeaker spams CTRL+V and enter on the impulse command, granting enough weapons to field an army and its enemies. If you can name it, and its in HL2 beta, it's in the weapon stacks.
The soygem miner enters the scene and has a spontaneous orgasm.
>SO MUCH AWESOME!! OH MY FAUCI! PICK THE IMMOLATOR! №90662[Quote]
>>90661Ok, do the immolator
№90664[Quote]
Take a shit
№90665[Quote]
>>90663Everyone else takes their own weapons
№90666[Quote]
>>90665Everyone who feels like arming themselves arms themselves. Even Marioman arms himself.
The party proceeds to the next location…
You meet glowpony once more…
>%%That boy's been arming you with guns, huh? Well, what if I told you we have a weapon jammer, huh? MWAHAHAHA%%That conniving bitch…
The weapon jammer will be fired in two turns.
№90667[Quote]
It's getting late on my end so it might be hours until the next turn. See y'all later.
№90668[Quote]
>>90666The power of MERICA surges through everyone as they start firing
№90669[Quote]
>>90666Fire on the flying glowies to make them fall on the ponies
№90670[Quote]
>>8434734
Everyone shoots at the weapon jammer
№90671[Quote]
>>90668>>90669The guns in your party focus on the flying glowies while the immolaters try and cook the glowponies. The hoverglowies fall onto the boss pony and cause some good explosive damage. Two of xer henchmen get burned to a crisp.
Two henchmen ponies and the leader gallop into melee range.
The weapon jammer will be fired at the end of the next turn.
>>90670 was meant for an ((older version)) of this post
№90672[Quote]
>>90671Shoot the part connecting the weapon jammer to the roof
№90673[Quote]
>>90672You order your party to fire at the jammer's hinge.
Glopony fires a glo-beam that strains your NINny gunner's vision, harming their accuracy.
Kurt is stuck in reload.
The immolators are ineffective against the metal shell of the jammer, and they aren't precise enough to target the hinge.
It seems that the weapon jammer barely gets scratched by the MP5 rounds that do hit, or the immolators which are most efdective against flesh. It fires off, disabling the team's weapons indefinitely.
№90674[Quote]
>>90673the sixth admin of the website recovers
№90676[Quote]
>>90675Froot and nuchud recover
№90677[Quote]
>>90676Froot is ready for the action again.
Floyd says
>It's been a pleasure helping you. If you need any supplies, Floyd's will always be here to back ya. №90678[Quote]
>>90677The 3 4cucks that were at floyds get executed for defecting
№90680[Quote]
>>90673As the weapon fires, marioman imagines back to his time as a youngster on scratc.mit.edu, learning about the ways of weaponized autism from autistic Pai Mei or something like that. Flashback scene btw so it doesnt effect the actual thing going on.
https://scratch.mit.edu/users/MarioMan7890/ №90681[Quote]
>>90680Just wondering: Are you marioman?
№90684[Quote]
>>90682Okay. I'm SprokemowerMan. It's interesting to see the adveture taking the turns it has.
№90685[Quote]
>>90683STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
№90686[Quote]
>>90684sarr thats just my autism
№90687[Quote]
>>90680As the electromagnetic frequencies permeae the room, Marioman gets a nostalgic flashback.
Years ago, Marioman trained in the arts of weaponized autism, under the guidance of autistic Pai Mei. They learned all sorts of tricks on the scratch mountain. The arts he learned, few shared. The students became masters of Otisu Chi.
№90688[Quote]
>>8435724
No. It's almost over, and it didn't start as a sideplot
№90690[Quote]
>>90673Run to the teleporter
№90692[Quote]
>>90690>>90691Serj Tankian says
<Everybody, make a run for the teleporter! I'll keep them busy!He pins the two glowhorses to the ground.
Marioman screams at he top of his lungs like a maniac for 20 seconds. His hair turns golden and a fire surrounds him.
He tells Serj to leave, as he can deal with it himself. Serj obliges and lets the glowponies go.
The remaining glowponies surround Marioman.
>%%You think you can deal with us by yourself? Laughable. You may leave, but we'll all follow you and take over your dimension! Even if you beat us where we stand!%% №90693[Quote]
>>90692Reality begins glitching as figgehn begins to quarantine the pony dimension to make sure the ponies cant go to other dimensions
№90695[Quote]
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>>90692SUMMON OP MORGAN FREEMAN AND ZERO TWO FROM KIRBY 64 AND PINOCHIO TRUMP (
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp654LfHLk4) AND COLUMBINE AU SNEED AND CHUCK!!!!!!!!
№90696[Quote]
>>90693Reality itself distorts to he point that everyone can notice.
>%%NEVER MIND. FIRST WE'LL DEAL WITH FIGGEHN… YESSSSS…%%They run tf away.
№90698[Quote]
>>90697Find the teleporter
№90699[Quote]
>>90695MARIOMAN SUMMONS OP MORGAN FREEMAN, ZERO TWO, AND COLUMBINE SEED BROS.
>Go after them!They rush to the next room to obliterate the gloponies.
… the rest is history… №90701[Quote]
>>90698Marioman finds the vanilla teleporter room. There, Chriswhippit and the support force await.
Chriswhippit slowly claps
>Congratulations, Marioman. You just survived a condemned dimension. Your party already reached their home dimensions.>We'll wrap everything up here. Now, what did we learn, today? Don't mess with interdimensional travel.>You really were a help to us. Your dimension crimes will be pardoned. Just don't mess around next time. №90702[Quote]
>>90701Marioman asks if he can at least be with his axolotl oc or something o algo
№90704[Quote]
>>90703Say alright and go ahead and go through.
№90705[Quote]
>>90704You step through the teleporter, and return to your dimension. You find out that the hardass Chriswhippit really did send everyone to their home dimensions, including Trentsaw and Poopson! However, he did send Avery, so it's not a complete loss. You're now in the 'cordqafe HQ.
Serj says
<I think I've gained a newfound respect for you guys. I'll try talking to the turkroaches about their allegiances. If they're still your enemy, I'll be their enemy. Ciao!He walks out of the scene.
№90707[Quote]
>>90705You still fucking hate SOAD but whatever. Go find 'dmin 6.
№90708[Quote]
>>90707You go to the hospital wing, where 'dmin 6 is located. He gets up, with a wide grin (not depicted).
He asks you about the battle with Equestria's evil ponies
^Woah, it looks like my party made it out alive! Or, at least some of them… Where did everybody else go? №90709[Quote]
>>90708Explain that the interdimensional police people took everyone back
№90710[Quote]
>>90709You explain what happened
>Mr. Six, the Interdimensional police condemned the Pony Dimension, and quarantined everything. When we got to the teleporter, they escorted everybody to their home dimension.'dmin 6 responds
^No problems there. Trent sneaks over to this dimension all the time. Hopefully those pony monsters won't invade our dimension. №90711[Quote]
>>90710everyone agrees how based everything is before elmo interjects about the 4cucks
№90712[Quote]
>>90711>Based>Based<Based^BasedElmo says
>Everyone, I have news to break. The 'cord-sharty armies are invading 4shemmy, and it's an absolute bloodbath. We could score a divisive victory by taking it over.'dmin 6 says
^Hmmm…. looks like I'll need my sword and teleporter. №90714[Quote]
>>90712Give the sixth admin of the website the sword and teleporter i guess
№90715[Quote]
>>90713>>90714Marioman goes to the restroom, then returns. He gives 'dmin 6 his sword back.
^To the 'dmin 6 cave!You go to the teleporter room. There, Spadeibi reports an update
>I upgraded the teleporter. It can teleport at double the rate! That means your entire party can reach the location in record amounts!>Here's a 'cordbot to assist you. The Mk 2 is almost ready, so prepare for the release of that! №90716[Quote]
>>90715Nod in agreement and prepare to go to the shemmy, getting new weapons from the squeaker. The nurse comes in to say goodbye or something
№90717[Quote]
>>90715Froot and his party along with a small army of soldiers go to 4shemmy at the same time as ’min 6 does so
№90718[Quote]
>>90716(Queued)
>>90716The Squeaker arms the unarmed. The pregnant nurse says goodbye to 'dmin 6 and they make out. This'll probably piss of Froot if he hears about it.
The first to teleport for the turn is Avery, who's armed with a big bore sniper rifle.
The second to leave is Marioman, the current POV character.
You drop in at one of the castles. Three 4shemmycucks line up to fight you and Avery. A bloody battle occurs in the background, with cannon fire blasting between armies.
№90719[Quote]
>>90718Make ’min 6 the pov again
№90720[Quote]
>>90718glownigger orbital space laser (xhey are salty)
№90721[Quote]
>>90719(When he arrives)
>>90717Froot shows up to shartycord capitol. There, his pre-Equestria army is stationed.
Froot shouts at the top of his lungs
<You VILL raid 4shemmy, you VILL eat the bugs, and you VILL be happy!They all jog to the 4shemmy.
They'll arrive in 10 turns.
№90722[Quote]
>>90721Regular 4cuck soldiers assist the 4shemmy soldiers
№90723[Quote]
>>90722(This is already occuring)
>>90720>>90719The orbital laser blasts both armies, because the glowies suck at symmetrical warfare and keep getting killed, making them leak their green cl
itties.
'dmin 6 and cordbot Mk 1 Mk1 drop in. The shemmys draw into melee range.
№90724[Quote]
>>90723’Min 6 beheads them
№90726[Quote]
>>90725Marioman protects his heckin OC
№90727[Quote]
>>90725Marioman puts the gun up the 4cucks mouth and shoots
№90728[Quote]
>>90726>>90727Marioman pushes the 4shemmy over and sticks the Immolator into his mouth like heckin' Brutal Doom.
The corrosive plasma fills the 4shemmy like a baloon and blasts his belly open. The flames rise from his guts and orifices.
№90729[Quote]
>>90728Find an entrence to the castle
№90731[Quote]
>>90730Everyone fires on them like an Isis execution
№90733[Quote]
>>90732Liam zickers and the zebras take full control over the forest
№90734[Quote]
>>90732Also the sixth admin of the website slices a 4cuck and babybot kills the other one
№90738[Quote]
NIGGER I CLOSED VC BY MISTAKE, JOIN ON THIS THREAD
№90740[Quote]
>>90737This will happen but not in the next room.
№90741[Quote]
>>90735Enter and find an amerimutt being experimented on
№90744[Quote]
>>90741>>90737Again, both of these VILL happen, but not in the immediate room
№90745[Quote]
OP COME BACK
№90747[Quote]
>>90743Cordbot will crush the cucks like a thwomp from my heckin mario. A soyboy comes in to point this out, along with a laugh track playing
№90748[Quote]
>>90747The cordbot drops down on two of the 4cucks. Its 2 ton weight turns thm to paste, and spread their blood on the walls and floors.
A soyboy laughs
>CORDBOT MORE LIKR THWOMBOT AMIRITE.The fake audience laughs.
The 4cucks draw into melee range, which is longer for anti-mutant units. Cordbot gets stabbed by an anti-mutant 4cuck's pike.
№90749[Quote]
>>90748Elmo does a 360 noscope, but it richochets into the soyboy, who says how thats like his heckin ultrakill before dying of a lobotomy.
№90750[Quote]
>>90749Elmo jumps off the mezzanine and spins 360 degrees. He fires into a 4cuck's head, but it ricochets of his helmet, then off his pike's spearhead, then through another 4cuck's stomach, and finally through the soyboy's forehead. The soyboy dies.
While dropping, Elmo's foot gets stuck on a pike, and he crashes into the floor, knocking him out.
Most of the 4cucks pause their attacks to yell
>FAIL! №90753[Quote]
>>90752they suffocate and die. also satoko appears and braps all over the place, killing avery and injuring many
№90754[Quote]
>>90753Evandoe satoko died in the first 'dmin 6 Adventure
№90755[Quote]
>>90754he's an undead doe
№90756[Quote]
>>90755No one resurrected him and he's no longer in Dead Nigger Storage
№90757[Quote]
>>90752Bowling strike animation plays
№90760[Quote]
>>90758Nigga why did you do that
№90763[Quote]
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>>90761Hmmm…those mutated soyjaks at the top right look…familiar….
№90764[Quote]
>>90763They're the 4cuck striders. Their bodies merge with Trent and his chainsaw, when he dived in a radioactive pool.
№90765[Quote]
>>90764The golden robot soyjak blasts into the cucks, like those heckin astro skibidi toilets. A soyboy pops in to point this out.
№90767[Quote]
>>90766Froot jumps up and slices the striders cause he knows kung fu
№90768[Quote]
>>90767Golden kills a shemmy, and moves to the next one.
Froot uses his agility and kung fu mastery to jump on the shemmys and scale the wall. The other strider blasts him with the grapeshot, sending him crashing to the ground and doing a lot of damage.
Froot suffers as concussion and is now KO'd.
№90770[Quote]
>>90769Evandoe it happened
№90771[Quote]
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>>90770FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT WAKE UP FROOOOOOT CHANGE MY DIAPERRRR
№90772[Quote]
What software do you use?
№90776[Quote]
>>90775The armies clash
>>90774Marioman ignites the shemmys and cucks
№90777[Quote]
Kill MarioMan for being autistic.
№90778[Quote]
>>90776komputersem will crash into 4cuck sacrificing himself and the other 4cuck soldiers
№90779[Quote]
up
№90780[Quote]
>>90776>>90778The cordarmy fights thr shemmys. A cuckstrider fires another volley, hitting 2 out of 3 shots. Thr commander robot continues firing his eye laser into the shemmys.
The 4cucks prepare a rope to transport Froot.
Komputersem arrives to set the record straight…
№90781[Quote]
https://geocities.restorativland.org/EnchantedForest/1245/Brundlefly gets transported to an alternative timeline where Sharty looks like this.
№90782[Quote]
>>90776Marioman aims the Immolator to free 'dmin 6, trying his best to use it as a single shot to spare his ally. It ignites a shemmycuck, freeing 'dmin 6 from one of them. The remaining shemmy tackles 'dmin 6 to the ground.
The next targets are the anti-Mutant 4cucks. Their anti-mutant armor gives them a decent resistance against flame-based attacks. It's more difficult for the Immolator to chew thru them.
The Anti-Mutant 4cucks stab 'dmin 6 with their pikes. The Shemmy next to cordbot slashes at him. The burning shemmy burns to death.
№90783[Quote]
>>90781Bruntlefly got killed earlier so this can't happen.
№90784[Quote]
>>90782Cordbot blasts a 'p laser
№90785[Quote]
>>90784Cordbot fires a burst at the shemmy, the frag rounds obliterate his insides.
The anti-mutant 4cucks stab 'dmin 6 again.
№90786[Quote]
>>90785Officer skibidi comes to 'dmin 6s rescue
№90788[Quote]
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everyone goes to this shitty homestuck church
№90789[Quote]
>>90787SKIBIDI W
'DMIN 6 CONGRATULATES THE SKIBIDI OR WHATEVE
№90790[Quote]
>>90789While being grappled by a shemmy, 'dmin 6 gets up and awards the skibidi with the
Saved the sixth admin of the website Award. This gives him +1 Agility or something.
№90791[Quote]
>>90790Shemmy dies from dysentery he got from drinking grum grum juice earlier
№90792[Quote]
Should I make a post number system for the adventure, that determines how successful an action could be?
№90795[Quote]
>>90794I MENTIONS GRUM GRUM JUICE, ARE YOU BAJOOKIEPHOPIC????
№90797[Quote]
>>90795'dmin 6 teleported grum grum juice into the shemmy's blood, but Floydian nigger magic will backfire on the party.
№90798[Quote]
>>90797forgot image award
№90800[Quote]
>>90796Bajonkiestan niggers smfh
№90801[Quote]
>>90799Collect your and your partys bearings for a bit before continuing
№90802[Quote]
>>90780marilyn manson and charlie from hazbin hotel arrive in their batmobile, bane is also there
№90803[Quote]
>>90802(Queued on Froot side or something)
>>90801Your party gets their wounds bandaged before proceeding to either side of the room.
The anti-mutant 4cucks levitate under a strange force. Everyone sees a mysterious creature. The anti-mutant 4cucks disappear… №90804[Quote]
Left or right determines the first queued encounter of the two that were set up earlier
№90805[Quote]
Op, for how long do you think this thread will go on?
№90806[Quote]
>>90805No idea. It could get to 2000 or even 3000 replies if it goes on long enough.
I'm considering taking a week long break so it becomes fresh, or splitting it into a third installment where they actually invade 4cuck.
№90808[Quote]
>>90807I'll ask OP for a png
№90810[Quote]
>>90809'dmin 6 disagrees that gooning is LE GOOD
№90811[Quote]
>>90810Does 'dmin 6 say that gooning is good, or does he disagree with that notion?
№90813[Quote]
>>90809>>90812'dmin 6 says that gooning is LE GOOD for you, even doe it isn't, and that Cobman better fvck off for being anti-gooner.
Cobman exits the scene. At least you know that searching for the minion is a waste of time. Proceed to the right?
№90814[Quote]
>>90813yea sure everyones fine now, elmo even sippin on some LEAN
№90815[Quote]
>>90814Elmo drinks a big cup of Sproke lean, the party heads on to the room to the right.
In the next room, you see an Amerimutt experimental tank. The tank is labeled "4chan". If he doesn't notice you, you might be able to dodge him by hiding.
If the last digit of this post is higher than 6 (excludes 0), he notices you, and you can't hide №90816[Quote]
Creator of cobman adventure here, i gave up. Im back to replying to this thread.
№90817[Quote]
>>90816Why did you give up?
№90818[Quote]
>>90816I read the thread. Sad to see it end prematurely. I'm the pink ID.
№90820[Quote]
>>90815Telefrag the amerimutt
№90821[Quote]
I have not been keeping up with this thread while i was running cobman.
Can you give a summary of the shemmy plotline and the goal of it?
№90822[Quote]
>>90821During the pony arc, the 4cuck and cordqafe nations intensified their fighting. Cordqafe funneled the majority of their forces to 4shemmy to deal a decisive blow to 4cuck, then 4cuck concetrated their forces in the same area. This transformed 4shemmy into a stronghold, where whoever gains the victory, deals a crippling blow to the other side. Now, 'dmin 6 and Froot have traveled there to help cordqafe win against 4cuck.
№90824[Quote]
>>90823freakbob has sex with the gatling gun
№90825[Quote]
>>90824Marioman summons Freakbob.
Freakbob sticks his spongepenis into the gatling gun. It fires, tearing his groind into shreds and distributing it onto one of the pillars. The gatling gun continues at a similar arc, but lower. It kills two NiNny soldiers and wounds one of them. It also wounds Avery with a lot of damage.
2 turns until teleport activation.
№90826[Quote]
>>90825Well that didnt help at all…
MarioMan gets avery to the other side, out of the way of any harm
№90827[Quote]
>>90825Shoot right into the tanks gun
№90828[Quote]
>>90826>>90827Marioman gets Avery behind the secure pillar, and she fires a high caliber round down the tank's barrel (round isn't curving, merely a tortured representation). The next round that fires causes a catastrophic failure, destroying the big gun.
Teleport next turn…
№90829[Quote]
>>90828Shoot at the gattling gun
№90831[Quote]
>>90830i didnt mean to post that image there whoops
№90832[Quote]
>>90829>>90830>>90831The NiNnys fire their HL2 Beta MP5s at the gatling gun, to minimal effect. Elmo drops down and fires at the window. It cracks a little, but is ultimately resistant to the gunfire.
Ameritank fires the gatling gun at the right side of the party. It nicks Officer Toilet and Marioman, doing a little damage.
'dmin 6 attempts to telefrag the mutt. He gets really close, and is now inside the cockpit with the mutt. His teleported sword busts the window.
Amerimutt can't see 'dmin 6, since his eyes are viewing the outside of the tank. He's entirely oblivious and vulnerable.
№90834[Quote]
>>90833'dmin 6 grabs Amerimutt's head and slams it against the chair several times. The helmet and cushioning protects his head, but he's still stressed out all the same.
He whimpers
>WAIT! Please spare me! I won't fight you anymore! I surrender! №90835[Quote]
>>90834Use the sword to cut the class and then behead the mutt
№90836[Quote]
>>90834Amerimutts are stupid or something so offer 1448 big macs if you join their side
№90837[Quote]
>>90835>>90836If the last digit on this post is greater than 4, then
>>90836 gets done. Otherwise,
>>90835 gets done. 0 counts as less than 4.
№90839[Quote]
>>90838Freakbob comes back to life
№90840[Quote]
>>90839Freakbob gets up, but it missing his penis and butthole.
You may proceed thru the garage board, or on either floor to the right.
№90841[Quote]
>>90840Go through the garage and find a pitchshifter concert happening
№90843[Quote]
>>90842Elmo is present, but hidden behind cordbot and Avery
№90844[Quote]
>>90842alternate universe clopper chud appears
№90845[Quote]
>>90844He can't do this because the dimension's quarantined
№90846[Quote]
>>90845yeah i know i mean this universes version of him STUPID
№90847[Quote]
>>90846Okay this can happen
№90849[Quote]
>>90848Go up to him and greet zim
№90850[Quote]
>>90849'dmin 6 and marioman walk up to clopperchud.
'dmin 6 says
^How did you escape?Clopperchud replies
<Marge?Marioman says
>I think he's from this dimension.Clopperchud says
<Meds, schizo. I'm not from a dimension! №90851[Quote]
>>90850Ask about his twilight tattoo
№90853[Quote]
>>90852Lee Goldson derails the party
№90855[Quote]
>>90854Clopper is scared and cries for his mommy mare
№90856[Quote]
>>90854Marge i lost track what happened
№90857[Quote]
>>90414Also what happened to the 4cuck babies
№90858[Quote]
op can you share the png of cado
№90859[Quote]
>>90856>>90857What happened since when? The party made it back to the home dimension, and they're invading 4shem.
>Also what happened to the 4cuck babiesThey mutated into a killer snake via jarty influence, and strangled a suuad of 4cucks to death. The 4cucks absorbed into the snake afterwards.
№90861[Quote]
>>90859no image again award
№90862[Quote]
>>90861Evandoe it's not an action post
№90863[Quote]
>>90855Clopper sobs
<Oh my Rainbow Dash! Lee knows I'm here!He breaks down, whimpering and tearing up like a little bitch.
№90865[Quote]
>>90863He might be able to seduce the faggoted 4cucks. Bring him along
№90867[Quote]
>>90866Try to follow them.
№90868[Quote]
>>90867You walk towards the stage, where you see the Clayden brothers of Pitchshifter. The music stops playing. Pitchshifter's bassist, Mark Clayden, looks on stoically.
JS Clayden is bewildered:
>Huh? Why are you spreading? Guys, what is going on?! №90869[Quote]
>>90868yeah you wanna know too
№90871[Quote]
>>90870Prepare for battle or something
№90873[Quote]
>>90872Marioman screams that quake is better than doom
№90874[Quote]
>>90873Marioman screams
>Quake is better than Doom!Lee shouts louder
>NO! IT'S! NOT! №90875[Quote]
>>90874a large bell falls from the sky. it doesnt hit anyone but everyone gets hearing loss and varying levels of brain damage/concussions
№90876[Quote]
>>90874MarioMan snipes him with a rail gun
№90877[Quote]
>>90875>>90876A massive bell falls onto the ceiling, disorienting everyone and nearly damaging their ears. Everyone except for Lee and the non-humans. Lee Goldson leaps so fast, he nearly teleports behind Clopperteen. He punches him in the face, once he says every word he says
>QUIT! CLOPPING! TO! PONIES! YOU FVCKING BARNEYFAG!7 times.
Marioman is too disoriented to do anything, and he doesn't have a railgun.
>Stop hitting him, you monster!>DO YOU WANT SOME? HUH?! ARE YOU A BARNEYFAG?! №90878[Quote]
>>90877Pingas man kills the sixth admin of the website
№90879[Quote]
>>90878This doesn't happen
№90880[Quote]
>>90877Lee decapitates clopperteen
№90881[Quote]
>>90877Trick him with into eating a thermite grenade covered in images of tracer feet
№90882[Quote]
update on froot side?
№90883[Quote]
>>90882Mr. Manson and Charlie arrive in the Batmobile. (Charlie… Manson…)
Komputersem has taken a few steps closer in his suicide bomber rig. There's like a 50% chance he'll kill your boys alongside killing the 4cucks.
The 4cucks have hoisted Froot up a few meters.
And, of course, this is all a dozen or so turns chronologically behind 'dmin 6's perspective.
№90884[Quote]
>>90883AHHHH SAVE FROOOTTT!!!!!
№90885[Quote]
>>90883Liam Vickers and the zombie zebras arrive on the scene
№90886[Quote]
>>90884Who do you think poses the biggest danger to Froot?
№90887[Quote]
>>90886uhhhh
idfk the striders
№90888[Quote]
>>90883bane comes out of the batmobile
№90890[Quote]
Roll, last digit
<4 only 4cucks
<7 friendly fire
<10 froot dies
№90892[Quote]
>>90891My post was the roll. The blast only results in friendly fire.
№90893[Quote]
>>90884>>90887>>90888>>90890Bane exits from the Batmobile, but he's not the driver.
Komputersem spammer detonates his suicide vest at the 4cucks. It takes a majority of them out, including the one holding Froot's sword. On the other hand, it takes out the allies soldiers, too.
Supersoldier attempts to save Froot. A cuckstrider blasts him with the grapeshot, but he clings on.
№90894[Quote]
>>90893bane who is a big guy grabs froot's sword and slashes the 4cuck striders with it
№90895[Quote]
>>90893I meant Komputersem, not the guy that spams him
№90896[Quote]
>>90893Robot lasers the 4shemmys
№90897[Quote]
>>90894>>90896Bane prefers unarmed combat, so he simply climbs up the supersoldier zombie, and tosses all the 4cucks and striders off the wall. Only the stake keeps Froot hoisted, otherwise they'd all fall to the ground.
The Striders land on their feet, due to their high agility.
The robot lasers the 4shemmys, but since their rank is broken, they fight back against him. He brawls with them while lasering them.
№90898[Quote]
>>90897To avoid rewriting for the forth time, I'll mention in this post that Bane also KO'd a 4cuck on his way up the wall.
№90899[Quote]
>>90897it breaks up and they all fall to the ground, marilyn manson and charlie start singing songs at the 4cucks
№90900[Quote]
>>90897a airstrike is called by oskar dirlewanger who arrives out of a agarthan portal that opened up ontop of the wall and a trvthnuke is dropped.
№90901[Quote]
Sorry for the pause - my internet cut out again
№90902[Quote]
>>90899>>90900Oskar drops in thru a portal, straight outta Agartha, and jumps off before an agarthan trvke follows him. The trvke blasts the wall down. Bane, Supersoldier, and Froot, who's still tied up, fall to the ground.
Marilyn and Charlie play some of Marilyn Manson's music. The 4cucks gather around to critique the music.
№90903[Quote]
>>90902Liam zickers and the zombie zebras arrive
№90904[Quote]
>>90903Zickers arrives with a squad of Z-Ziggers arrive at the scene.
He says
>One of you has to build me some murder drones, or I'll take over 4shemmy! №90906[Quote]
>>90904Froot striders shoot at him
№90907[Quote]
>>90906Two Froot striders unload on the ziggers. The other two run into position. It does some damage, and pushes the Z-Ziggers back.
Liam Vickers orders the rear Z-Ziggers to kidnap Froot.
>You got it, boss!A 4cuck Strider fires a grapeshot into the FNWO soldiers. This pisses them off.
They ask the Golden Robot for permission to fire back at the 4cuck Striders.
№90908[Quote]
Got interrupted again, this time due to /soy/ getting locked.
№90909[Quote]
get Goku to kill them all NOW
№90910[Quote]
>>90907dirlewanger rapes the zebras
№90914[Quote]
>>90910Dirlewanger literally rapes one of the z-ziggers. Green superziggeraids juices drip from the Z-Zigger's anus. The Other Z-Zigger picks Froot up.
The 4cuck Striders and FNWO autofight, under Golden's command. One of the striders gets hit with two arrows, a shemmy dies from friendly fire, and an FNWO soldier is officially killed by a final blow.
№90915[Quote]
bump
№90916[Quote]
>>90914The FNWO soldier reanimates and infects a fleeing shemmy soldier
Cordbot tries to rescue Froot or something
№90917[Quote]
>>90916The FNWO crawls towards the dead Shemmy, inexplicably, biting his neck…
Cordbot shoots at and chases the Z-Zigger, who runs off with Froot. He misses his shots, but it's probably for the better, considering he could hit Froot! The cordbot can't keep up with the Zebra…
№90918[Quote]
>>90917How does the party recover Froot, if they can?
№90919[Quote]
bump
№90920[Quote]
>>90917dirlewanger tames the zebra that he was raping and chases the zebra that took froot
№90922[Quote]
>>90921marty from madagascar who is a rogue z-ziger appears and gives cordbot a lift
№90924[Quote]
>>90923gandalf suddenly appears and makes cordbot light as a feather and heals marty he then disappears never to be heard from again
№90925[Quote]
>>90924Gandalf opens a portal and MAKES IT WORK. Marty is restored and Cordbot is almost weightless. They ride off, albeit they need to catch up.
Marilyn Manson chases after the Z-Ziggers on foot.
№90926[Quote]
>>90925Figgehn appears and tells liam zickers
>You know the penalty for dimension jumping, zigger? No one escapes justice! №90927[Quote]
>>90925charlie and bane pick him up with the batmobile
№90929[Quote]
>>90927>>90926Figgehn and a Squad of Dimension Police arrive.
They tell Zickers
>You have breached dimensions, anomaly. Return to your home dimension, or you will be marked for destruction.Liam Zickers yells:
<You can't contain us!Figgehn sighs and calls for backup.
Charlie and Bane pick up Marilyn Manson in the Batmobile. They race towards the others.
№90930[Quote]
>>90929The true leader of the dimensional policel, Simon lusseti appears. Also chirstwhippit and softisFF is on his side
№90931[Quote]
>>90929summon a skibidi toilet from ohio
№90932[Quote]
>>90930Simon Lusseti, considered by some to be the highest ranking of the Literal Who Dimension Police Department, arrives. So does chriswhippit and softisFF.
Simon Lusseti asks rhetorically
^What do we do when two criminals fight each other?Figgehn says
>This is different!Simon says
^Look, cordbot is also riding a zebra. This place is dimension hopper central!Figgehn says
>There are plenty of dimension hopper centrals!They argue about whether they should try to take down the Zigger Empire. What will Figgehn's closing argument be?
Meanwhile, Froot is already halfway to the Zebra-controlled forest. Resistance will increase for the party, the further they tread.
№90933[Quote]
this is the most schizophrenic post I have ever read please just go back to 4cuck's last stand
№90934[Quote]
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>>90932This nigga appears as a rapper With the rapper name lil chuddy
№90935[Quote]
>>90932gandalf appears and puts black dildos in each of the literal whos mouths
№90936[Quote]
>>90932They all merge into matinbum, the most literal who of them all
№90937[Quote]
Internet went out rght after I posted the last frame
№90938[Quote]
Note:
Simon Lusetti + softisFF + Figehn + Chriswhippit = Matinbum
Seems legit
№90940[Quote]
>>90939ok then make it saruman instead
№90941[Quote]
>>90935>>90940>>90934>>90936At the intersection, Lil Chuddy appears. He sounds a lot like that one kid rapper (see: next post), and he's rapping with a backing track.
A bit further back, the Literal Whos merge into Matinbum.
He says
>I have no strong feelings on this, one way, or the other.Saruman appears and shoves the biggest, most feral, degenerate, niggerhorse bad dragon dildo into Matinbum's mouth.
№90943[Quote]
>>90941that's gandalf doe
№90944[Quote]
>>90941Nuchud and lil chuddy merge since nuchud is traced from that kid
№90945[Quote]
>>90943DON'T QUESTION THE SOYENCE CHUD
№90946[Quote]
>>90941the dimensional police declares war on the zebras
№90947[Quote]
>>90946>>90944Matinbum declares war on the Zigger Empire, and floats off, dropping the bibisi. It smacks the feathrweight cordbot off of Marty, who keeps chasing Froot.
Meanwhile, Lil Chuddy runs towards Nuchud to merge with him.
№90948[Quote]
>>90947Matinbum returns so he can merge with whatever nuchud+lil chuddy will become
№90949[Quote]
>>90947it turns out that the dildo can fly and is self-aware and cordbot uses it to chase the zebras
№90950[Quote]
>>90948>>90949Matinbum goes to Nuchud and Lilchuddy and begins to fuse and merge with them, marking the first three-person fusion in the adventure.
Meanwhile, Charlie uses Floydian vantablack magic to give the Dildo new properties. These properties are sentience and flight. Again, Floydian magic is dangerous to play with, for our party…
Cordbot's flying bibisi is slightly faster than the batmobile.
№90951[Quote]
>>90950They merge into the most literal who of them all. adammokrane4354(random channel i found)
№90953[Quote]
>>90952the zebra carrying froot finally reaches the z-zigger territory
№90954[Quote]
>>90952Adam makrane is not allied with anyone, he rises into the air and opens a portal in the sky, hundreds of mini versions of him invade from the portal, the whopocalypse begins
№90955[Quote]
>>90954Also the sky turns red to symbolise the whopocalypse
№90956[Quote]
>>90954Those hundreds are only the first wave, thousands will come
№90957[Quote]
>>90954>>90955>>90956This probably won't happen…
№90958[Quote]
>>90957You dont need to put 100 of him there, just put like 10 in one image
№90959[Quote]
Also the mini mokranes have no body, They are just the pfp
№90960[Quote]
>>90953Cordbot and three dimension police Officers arrive to the Zigger-occupied territory of the forest.
FlutterZtripe taunts you
>MWAHAHAHA WE WON!Oskar collapses to the floor
>AGH WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME! №90961[Quote]
>>90958>>90959Okay I'll do this
№90962[Quote]
>>90961But remember, There will canaonicaly be a total of millions of mini mokranes on the other side of teh portal
№90965[Quote]
>>90964Tons of portals open across the map, the mokranes invade and laser several location Around the map
№90966[Quote]
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>>90964Only one can save the universe. Summon the Alpha of Awe, JIREN
№90967[Quote]
>>90965>>90966Dozens of portals appear it almost makes everyone ask for an extremely OP character to deal with them such as CHADren.
The dimension police scatter across the map to help fight the Mokranes, and attempt to seal the portals.
№90970[Quote]
>>90969The mokranes destroy sneeds
№90971[Quote]
>>90968JIREN's presence brings a terrible, blinding light, as if the rules of the dimension itself have been broken. The Alpha of Awe drops down to Adam Mokrane.
>No one, and I mean no one, can defeat me. I'll set this dimension back to normal, and wipe out the problems plaguing it!Adam Mokrane says with fear
<I-I'm sure I can beat you!Jiren stares him down, doing psychlogical damage.
He's allied with the Dimensional Police, and is determined to wipe out the Ziggers and the Mokranes.
№90972[Quote]
>>90971Mokranes invade main 4cuck territory
№90973[Quote]
>>90971JIREN attacks Adam Mokrane with his Invisible Eye Blast
№90975[Quote]
>>90973>>90972Every island on the hidden Greater Map is attacked by thousands of Mokranes, with most of them concentrating on 4cuck.
Meanwhile, JIREN uses INVISIBLE EYE BLAST to hit Adam Mokrane dozens, if not hundreds of times.
The smaller Mokranes fire their burst lasers at JIREN, but they might as well be shining flashlights at him…
№90976[Quote]
Where is cordbot
№90978[Quote]
>>90975The mokrane overlord comes out from a masisve portal and destroys troon island with one single attack
№90979[Quote]
>>90977Greta thunberg shows up in an eco friendly mech suit and begins seething at froot for hurting the poor ponies or whatever
№90980[Quote]
>>90975The dimensional police begin to quarantine the dimension
№90981[Quote]
>>90980Greta thunberg stops them from doing so because muh ecosystem or something
№90982[Quote]
>>90979Greta Thunburg arrives in a 100% recycled, negative carbon footprint NWO mech worth $100,000,000 in taxpayer money.
She yells
>EVERYONE, I NEED YALL TO QUIT HARASSING THIS MARGINILIZED COMMUNITY OF ZOMBIE ZEBRAS. THEY'RE BLACK-CODED AND HAVE STD'S AND ARE DISABLED. LEAVE NATURE ALONE YALL!!!!>>90980>>90981^Can we at leqst quarantine this dimension until everything is in order?>WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? ARE YOU PLANNING TO GENOCIDE THIS DISADVANTAGED, DISABLED, BLACK CODED COMMUNITY OF AFRICAN ZEBRAS? STOP RIGHT NOW!!!!! AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!She has a whooping cough and her vocal chords dry up
However, the dimension police are still continuing their quarantine plan in the background.
№90983[Quote]
>>90982The mokranes destroy the capitol
№90984[Quote]
>>90983Also the sixth admin of the website hides in a bunker under the castle
№90985[Quote]
>>90983>>90978>>90984The Mokranes execute their plans to obliterate Tranisland and 4shemmy's capitol. Jiren follows them through the portal.
The original Adam Mokraine begins to demerge from the intense damage done to him.
№90986[Quote]
>>90985I meant the shartycord capitol, make them destroy it
№90987[Quote]
>>90982She angrily fires at the dimensional police with an eco friendly lazer cannon completely obliterating them, her eco friendly tanl transforms into a huge armored mecha
№90988[Quote]
>>90986Okay that was the originally written until you mentioned 'dmin 6. They ramsack and demolish what's left of Shartyland's capitol.
№90990[Quote]
>>90989She shoots at the cordbot and begins heading for the ally troops
№90992[Quote]
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I just realized
№90994[Quote]
>>90991The mokranes kill swaglord
№90995[Quote]
>>90992They're not the same person at least
№90996[Quote]
>>90991gandalf appears once again and takes cordbot's remains to his dimension to heal him
№90997[Quote]
Taking a break for today and possibly for tomorrow.
№90999[Quote]
>>90996Gandalf appears, but he's not familiar with robotics, so he transports Babybot to Spadeibi.
Meanwhile, Marilyn Manson arrives in a batmobile. He tells everyone to run away from Greta Thunburg, because she'll arrive to their location in 2 turns!
№91000[Quote]
Third adventure thread on the 'log right now award
№91001[Quote]
>>90999Have gandalf fight greta thunberg
№91002[Quote]
>>91001Gandalf appears again to defend the party from Greta. He strikes the mech with a lightning bolt, rendering her immobile and defenseless for one turn. Greta gets pissed off
>Who asked YOU to be here, old man?She fires her survival shotgun at him.
He leaves and heals, sending a fireball that scrapes a patch of paint from the mech.
Greta Thunburg will arrive to the Frootless party in 3 turns (2 turns from Gandalf's perspective).
№91003[Quote]
up
№91004[Quote]
>>91002The mokranes btfo liam vickers and fluttershy
№91005[Quote]
>>91002bane turns the batmobile into a mech similiar to the one greta has
№91006[Quote]
>>91004Thr last of the Mokranes rush to the Zigger camp and kill everyone indiscriminately, with a barrage of lasers.
Jiren follows them…
>Thanks for taking out the Ziggers… now…!!!!!Jiren exterminates the rest of the Mokranes, then closes all the portals of the map. He returns home.
№91008[Quote]
>>91005Bane transforms the Batmobile and runs to Threta Thunburg.
Greta says
>That's a big mech. №91009[Quote]
>>91007gegegeg im mindbroken by niggers
№91010[Quote]
№91011[Quote]
>>91009Did you just kill of froot
№91012[Quote]
>>91008They fight or something
№91015[Quote]
>>91011I tried to keep him alive as long as possible with the capture plot but the party failed to get him back.
№91016[Quote]
>>91014the joker appears and asks greta why she's so serious
№91017[Quote]
>>91014Bane distracts her by turning on the mech's exhaust releasing a huge amount of soot which makes greta very mad
№91018[Quote]
>>91014King caca from cobman appears and calls forth an army of babies that begin farting releasing a bunch of carbon emissions that weaken greta
№91019[Quote]
>>91017>>91016Bane turns on the exhaust smoke from his batmech.
Greta Thungburg's skin turns red from her seething fury. She's so mad that she briefly forgets she's even inside a mech and fires directly at batmech.
>TURN THAT OFF RIGHT NOW YOU N-… MOTHERFUCKER!Dark Knight Joker enters the scene. He says his catchphrase
^Why so serious?he reiterates
^Why so serious, Miss Thunburg?>Leave, Joker, this has nothing to do with you!>>91018King Caca, from Cobman Adventure, shows up and spawns a bunch of babies that brap into the atmosphere.
Thunburg screams
>HOW DARE YOU?and blasts a magnum shotgun round into King Caca.
This leaves an opening for Bane to attack, if he wants to use direct force…
№91020[Quote]
>>91019King caca uses his powers to turn greta into a babyjak and she begins crying
№91021[Quote]
>>91020King Caca performs a babality, turning Greta Thunburg into a baby.
She cries and screams
>ABUBA GA RAABBB!and fires the magnum shotgun into the ground. All it does is punch her off the mech. Gretababy has a temper tantrum on the ground.
№91022[Quote]
>>91021Kidnap her and use a replica of the gorilla gun that froot had to turn greta into a black baby
№91023[Quote]
>>91022Bane grabs Gretababy and laughs like a maniac. He orders a droneship Swinn. Co. VBC Gorilla Gun, and attaches it to his right arm.
He points the gorilla gun at gretababy and it turns her into the first vantablack gorilla nigger baby to ever exist within the dimension.
№91024[Quote]
>>91023Laugh at her and throw her into the sun killing her
№91025[Quote]
>>91023King caca thanks you for the help and spawns 3 overpowered muscular babyjaks before disappearing. The muscular babyjaks join bane's party alongside the ones that farted on greta
№91026[Quote]
>>8528533
They also all join your party.
№91027[Quote]
Wait I have a better line :)
№91028[Quote]
>>91024>>91025Bane laughs at the Vantablack Gretababy
>Goodbye, my unintended… now go to Heaven!Bane throws her at the sun, which is most certainly lethal without intervention.
King Caca jumps on Banemech's shoulder and goos
>You habe hewped pwodect the soysphewe. I wand you do habe dis!He spawns three muscular babies and disappears by next turn.
№91029[Quote]
>>91028He says "befowe i gu i wnated tu giv u dis" and gives bane a gun that can turn anyone into a babyjak before saying "gud luk" and returning to the cobman universe
№91030[Quote]
>>91029King Caca says
>befowe i go, hab a babifier gunHe incorporates a babifier cannon into the Nigifier cannon. This also increases the cannon's price by a hundredfold on the market!
Bane can now turn his enemies into Vantablack gorilla niggers, babies, or vantablackgorillaniggerbabies.
№91031[Quote]
>>91030One of the babies gets on greta's mech and it transforms into a giant caca mech. It gains a new brapping ability
№91033[Quote]
>>91032the muscular cacas repair bane's mech
№91035[Quote]
>>91034the army finally enters the 4shemmy
№91038[Quote]
>>91037bane turns the 4cucks into niggerbabies
№91040[Quote]
>>91039the mech cacas drop some fried chicken for them and the army proceeds further into the 4shemmy
№91041[Quote]
>>91039Enslave the nigger babies
№91042[Quote]
>>91040>>91041As you travel deeper into 4shemmy territory, the babies in the mech drop some chicken for the niggerbabies. This will be appreciated as a gesture of good will.
At the next area, something is awry. The 4cucks appear to be attacking each other. You also see two allies: armored cordsoldiers.
The Golden Robot turns around to enslave the niggerbabies.
№91043[Quote]
>>91042nuchud tries to peacefully ask them why they're fighting
№91044[Quote]
>>91043Nuchud rolls up the 4cucks. Xhe asks
>Excuse me, why are you having a civil war?A 4shem responds
>It's not a civil war. Zombies are attacking everyone! Watch out for the stripes!The fight progresses.
№91045[Quote]
>>91044nuchud keeps questioning the 4shems while also dilating a little
№91047[Quote]
>>91046The fight also progresses in the background.
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>>91046by the time they were talking nuchud's hormones got into the 4shems bodies via air or something and now they have estrogen in their bodies
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a dollist sniper in a tree fires one of these at you. it "lightly" grazes you (ripped a big piece of skin off) but he's already starting to reload
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>>91050You see the sniper and turn him into a baby
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sniper is immune because dollist
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>>91052>>91053You look thru the batscope and find a suspicious patch of trees at 300 meters range. You're certain the sniper is there, but you can’t aim directly at him and the gorilla gun's range is pitifully short, far too short to hit the sniper.
You zoom out. The fighting between the 4cucks and zcucks continues.
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>>91054Run towards the sniper and shoot him
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>>91055Bane's Batmech vaults over the wall to give chase to the sniper. It's to be advised that it will take 5 turns for him to reach the sniper, providing ample time for retalitory fire…
The anti-Mutant 4cucks decide to run away from the zombifying 4shems, to regroup with a more capable force. More 4shems fall.
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>>91056sniper has set up decoys all over the place
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>>91058Missed this one but will do
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>>91058Golden calls for reinforcements. Command supplies the party with a dedicated squad of troon soldiers.
>At your command, xir~ ^_^All the non-estrogenated shems finally fall to the zombies.
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>>91061the estrogened 4shems hide behind nuchud and beg xher to save xhem fr the zombies
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>>91062From 'dmin 6's perspective.
About 10 turns behind of Bane/Golden's, formerly Froot's party, 'dmin 6 wakes up in the Pitchshifter concert. The Clayden brothers and all the fans have cleared the room, and Lee stands on the stage.
Clopperteen's neck has been snapped.
Lee says
>This is your mindset, huh? I thought you guys were cool, but you are jerks! Don't take this further, or I'll get really angry, and maybe break my no humans rule again! №91065[Quote]
>>91064lee recieves a call from freakybob
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>>91059Use your x ray vision or whatever to spot the sniper
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>>91068Shoot the human sized lifeform
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>>91070Keep shooting at him and get close
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>>91073freakybob gets freaky with lee through the phone
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>>91074<::Do you wanna get down?::>FUCK NO, I DO NOT WANT TO GET DOWN! JUMP OFF A BRIDGE!Freakybob licks the phone.
>STOP THAT, FAG!Lee throws the phone into Freakybob at supersonic speeds. It causes him to deform and jiggle. The phone is partially sucked inside Freakybob's membrane.
>No, wait, give me my phone back! №91076[Quote]
>>91075a group of zombie 4shems enters the room
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>>91076Ozkar Ziggerwanger interrupts the situation. He says
>Look at my creation! Isn't it beautiful! It saved Zebrakind!2 zshemmies enter the room.
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>>91077'dmin 6 tells them to back off
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>>91078'dmin 6 faces Ozkar.
^Leave us alone!Ozkar Ziggerwanger chortles
>You… are you sure you want to do that? We'll infect just more of your army!He bursts out laughing, he is under a sort of mania.
Clopperteen shambles toward the Ziggers…
<T-take me first! №91080[Quote]
>>91079'dmin 6 tries to stop him but it's too late and he jumps onto the stage and gets zombified by the ziggers
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>>91072Turn the pitchshifter fans into babies and have them search for the sniper
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>>91080Before 'dmin 6 can react and intervene, the clopperteen gets grabbed and bitten by the zigger.
Ozkar interrupts
>No, you cannot infect zim… remember…>>yeigh, understood!The zigger hands clopperteen to Ozkar.
>But, first!Ozkar cracks clopperteen's neck back into place, killing him instantly. Then, he bites his neck.
>Look at this, 'dmin 6! This is what will happen to all!He continues biting. Clopperteen begins to reanimate.
Lee turns around and says
>See? THIS is why bronies deserve to DIE AND BLEED OUT! №91083[Quote]
>>91081Bane fires the Ohio Gorilla Gun's babifier at the pitchshifter fans, turning them to babies. No combat, no babality, but it's still epic.
The next sniper round penetrates the hull and sends shrapnel ricocheting inside the cockpit. This would likely kill an ordinary human, but not Bane. He proceeds towards the human-shaped outline. He's getting very close…
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>>91084Fire a missile to blow up the dollist
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>>91085While rushing the sniper turned gunner, you fire an explosive missile. It destroys the trees. When you reach the sniper, he survives.
He screams
>GET OUTTA MY PARTY YOU SONUVABITCH!and fires the ultra-rare CMG-3 at the batmech's upper torso. One of the bullets nearly penetrates the window. Bane picks up the lead from the shattered glass. There's no telling what more bullets will do to the window and to Bane.
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>>91086more dollists show up in a heli and start blasting these at you from somewhat far awat
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>>91082'dmin 6 tells his party to run away from the ziggers
№91090[Quote]
>>91086Turn him into a baby
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>>91087>>91088>>91090You fire the baby ray at the Dollist. His cacaborean DNA absorbs the beam, negating the babification effects.
A helicopter flies from the horizon, and fires a burst of grenades into the water nearby.
>YOU HEAR THAT, BOI? THAT'S DA CAVALRY COMING ON YOU LIKE BLACK ON COAL! YOU BETTA RUN, BOI!He fires another burst at the Batmech. Luckily, it mises the windows.
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>>91089You tell your party to leave the room, and run from the Ziggers. Ozkar laughs.
Your party encounters former cordsoldiers, turned zombies.
Ozkar Ziggerwanger says
>My plan has already been set to course. The armies fight my kind vehemently, only to become a part of it! 4shemmy will be mine, no matter what! I already won! №91093[Quote]
>>91091try to crush and stomp him
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>>91092the party shoots the 'cord soldiers, freakybob gets freaky with one of them
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>>91091Kill him with another missile
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>>91094Freakybob attaches his axewound to one of the zordzoldier's heads. It's very freaky and marge-inducing.
The armed partymembers shoot at the other zombies.
Avery's big bore sniper punches a hole through a zordzoldier's chest, resulting in a kill.
NINnygunners and Elmo launch several bullets into a zordzoldier's face and chest, resulting in a kill.
MarioMan fires his immolator at one of them. Cordbot fires a 2 round frag burst. This leaves a dying, burning, immobile zordzoldier on the floor.
There's only one of them left…
Meanwhile…
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>>91096jartycuck and fnf pedo goon to meximutt
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>>91096never goon squidward gets freakybob’s axe wound off zordzolier
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>>91099Never Goon Squidward, who looks similr to the Never Goon minion you could've met, busts through the ceiling. He grabs Freakybob.
He says with a monotone voice
>%%Freakbob, for the love of Bikini Bottom, PLEASE quit riding random people's faces…%%Freakbob laughs like a goofy goober.
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>>91101The last remaining zordzoldier troons out
№91104[Quote]
brap
№91105[Quote]
took a break from the sharty award
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>>91102>>91103The zordzoldier becomes a trannyzombie.
Never Goon Squidward and Freakybob "fight" but what really occurs is NG Squidward curbstomping Freakybob repeatedly, which does practically zero damage.
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>>91106the spirit of Liam zickers enters ozkar ziggerwanger and he transforms into zombie floyd
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>>91106'bob attaches his neovagine to squidward's head completely blinding him
№91110[Quote]
why hasn't froot killed this coal yet
№91111[Quote]
Can froor remove this adventure thread it's too long
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>>91109Since the zuman zombies come from another dimension, try and see if the dimensional police will help us
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>>91107>>91108On 'dmin Six's side, Zicker's ghost tries to transmute with Ziggerwanger. They become Zoyd, the 4th variant of Floyd in this series.
Freakbob attaches to Never Goon Squidward's head, making him scream and rendering him unable to see.
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>>91112You call the dimension police.
^Can you help us with the zumans?A police officer shows up.
>We have assessed the situation and we'll assist you. You can either craft a vaccine or nuke this colony. Which approach do you want us to assist with? №91115[Quote]
>>91110>>91111This episode of the adventure will conclude soon enough.
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>>91093>>91095The enemy helicopter draws closer and fires more 40mm grenades. The batmech happens to dodge them by pursuing the Dollist.
Bane's batmech jumps over the log and tries to squish the crazed Dollist. The Dollist fires a quick burst that misses, and barely dodges the stomp.
Bane arms and fires the missile.
>OHHHH SHI-The dollist turns to a bunch of gibs.
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bump
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I will start contributing again once i finish cobman adventure, probably this weekend
№91120[Quote]
bump
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>>91116The emergence of goonbot 900 from cobman adventure flashes before the eyes of ’min 6
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>>91113'bob takes control of squidward's mind and the party proceeds to run away
№91124[Quote]
>>91123Bob assimilated Never Goon Squidward like a headcrab zombie. The new entity joins your party automatically. Your party decides to run away.
The zordsoldier cries out
^Wait! You didn't even fight me!Marty is stopped by that same zordzoldier, and gets surrounded.
^Oh yeah, I don't think you've become a zombie yet! Come here!Marty is in danger.
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Redoing side due to error.
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>>91122oh my fauci it was foreshadowing..
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>>91126have the non zombified allies join the your party along with /warm/ who was also there for some reason
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>>91124freakward goes back and saves him
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>>91128The squad joins your team
^Thanks. It makes me feel a lot safer. We ought to save the others, thoughbeit.Warmplier quietly joins your party.
№91131[Quote]
>>91130Start heading toward's dr soystein's laboratory and ask him to make a cure
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>>91129Bobward jumps through the door and four-limb slambs the zombies. He stands in fron of Marty and rants about
family o algo.
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>>91133>>91134can team golden and team orphaned join up with team marioman?
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>>91132bobward and marty go towards 'dmin 6
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>>91135Team Golden and Team Orphaned merge into one and link up with Team Marioman. The new multi-team party is sizable enough to be called an army of its own.
>>91136Meanwhile, Bobward and Marty link up with 'dmin 6 and Lee.
Freakbob says
<::Hey, ADMIN! Marioman is going to DOCTOR SOYSTEIN'S TO GET A VACCINE!::Zoe Zoyd laughs aloud.
>I can't allow that to happen! Zarmy, get to stopping them!The dimension police says
^I'll back your team up, Mr. Six.>Oh yeah, and flood this building right now, my evergrowing zamry! №91138[Quote]
>>91137'dmin 6 attacks clopperchud
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>>91137Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz bursts into the room deciding to help the sixth admin of the website so he fires at george zoyd with expert aim guided by pure hatred and rage because zoyd is part ziggerwanger and grzegorz wants to avenge his people and chikeen that died by xis hands
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>>91138>>91139'dmin 6 hacks thru clopperteens legs
^Wait, I don't wanna hurt anyone! I just want Equestria on Earth!Zoyd scoffs
>Anyways, I'm outta here! Enjoy getting eaten hundreds of zombies!Three zordzombies arrive, along with the zombies from earlier.
"Gregory", aka Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz, buttstrokes Zo Zoyd from his high zigger and places a five-round burst into his brain.
He shouts
<KURRRWAAAAAA! raisin SO MANY ZOMBIES OUT THERE MAN! №91141[Quote]
>>91140grzegorz proceeds to bayonet stab the zebra zombie and shoots at the 2 troon zombies on the platform while the the sixth admin of the website' team starts fighting the rest of the zombies
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>>91140Strawberry elephant meximutt appear
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>>91137marioman's army enters soybean mountains
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>>91141>>91142Gregory stabs and shoots the Zigger. The Zigger strikes him in the face with his hoof, before succumbing to the assault.
'dmin 6 finishes Clopperteen with his sword.
Bobward picks up and slams a zemmy to thr ground. Marty kicks one of them down.
Next turn
Gregory shoots the stage zordzoldiers. Lee slams the last Zemmy present, turning half his body into purple mush.
'dmin 6 decapitates one of them.
Next turn
Gregory continues shooting. A straberry meximutt elephant appears.
<¡Ay, caramba! Por que I should be subject to this existence as an elefante fresa?! №91145[Quote]
>>91144the elephant tells the party about a possible upcoming gooner apocalypse but none of them speaks spanish so they just ignore him
№91146[Quote]
Adventure threads are trooncore
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>>91145strawberry meximutt elephant charges at the last zordzoldier and stomps him to death before calmjak enters the room and tells everyone that they need to go to dr soyberg
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>>91148it's a chinktok immigrant ignore xher
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>>91150adventure threads will save the sharty albeit
№91152[Quote]
>>91151i was talking about the other guy albeit
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>>91152marge its incomprehensible
№91154[Quote]
>>91143At the entrance the team is stalked by zemmys.
>Should we report this to Zoyd?>>Zoyd's dead, you idiot.>>>There's so many of them…Ignore them or fight them?
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>>91154warmpiler uses his heckin mystical fire powers and sets the zemmys on fire
№91156[Quote]
>>91145>>91147The strawberry elephant sits on the last zordsoldier.
The strawberry elephant speaks frantically in google translate spanish:
<Hermano, hay masturbadores morados. Se hacen llamar Goon Gang. ¡Son peligrosos, hermano!^Marge.>I think he said Goon Gang?Calmplier arrives and tells everyone :
>Come to Dr. Soystein's lab.'dmin 6 responds
^Why, though? Isn't Marioman's team on the case?Lee grumbles about something.
№91157[Quote]
>>91156calmjak being calm and not forcing anyone lets 'dmin 6 decide if they should go to Dr soystein or go somehwere lese
№91158[Quote]
>>91157Calmjak says
>I'm not forcing you or anything, do whatever you like.'dmin 6 says
^We do need a plan, before more zombies swarm us. We should focus on protecting my 'cordsoldiers and Froot's shartysoldiers. Maybe I should go call Dr. Spadeibi… hmm… №91159[Quote]
>>91155The warmplier blasts a couple of zemmys with warm lasers. It sets them ablaze.
>>That's it! Attack them, Zarmy!Three other zemmys appear.
№91160[Quote]
The problem with these adventure threads I can't understand them just due to their complexity.
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>>91159however le nuizemmycacas get destroyed due to them being outnumbered and inferior in sheer strength and other attributes
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>>91158calmjak suggets going to the main shartycord military HQ base to meet up with soldiers there and send out a radio signal for any remaining 'six and froot soldiers to rally at the base
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FrQQt watches these events unfold from xis trancendant space beyond the concepts of space, time and dimensionality
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>>91163froot is dead albeit
№91165[Quote]
Will anybody do a more simple adventure thread?
№91166[Quote]
>>91165maybe once the cobman and the sixth admin of the website threads end
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>>91160All you really need to know is their names, the OP, and possibly skimming some of the thread's pages. I believe that's enough to interface with the thread.
№91168[Quote]
>>91159meanwhile at the location where froot died a goonerhell portal opens and a giant purple hand grabs froot's body into the portal
№91169[Quote]
Fuck it, I will make an adventure thread myself soon if I will get a school break. But I don't know if I'm autistif enough to handle it for a fucking week or 2 weeks since I have ADHD.
№91170[Quote]
>>91169maybe you should stick to chinktok
№91171[Quote]
>>91169If you do minimal lore and simple art direction, it can be very simple. That's how adventure threads started off I think.
№91172[Quote]
>>91170I will never download that Bilderberg app.
№91173[Quote]
ermm okay continue the heckin thread now
>>91171 №91176[Quote]
is admin '6 adventure 2 a prequel to cobman adventure? marge?
№91177[Quote]
>>91176No. It takes place in a different dimension. It's also occuring at the same time canonically.
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>>91177muh heckin multiverse…
№91179[Quote]
Please engage in my MINI adventure thread that will last seconds.
>>8631025
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markiplier is teleported from a different dimension
№91182[Quote]
Froot goes to this thread.
>>8631025
He gives feedback and criticism.
№91183[Quote]
>>91161>>91162I'll get around to these soon but the thread got derailed
№91184[Quote]
>>91182FrQQt happens upon your thread while browsing the Sharty.
He gives his two cents
<This one's a doozy! Where are the soyjaks, and WHAT ARE THOSE TWO WOMEN IN THE FRONT? This is quite an interesting thread.<Hmm… looks like the thread got derailed instantly. I'm thinking issa gem! №91185[Quote]
Actual feedback and tips, please.
№91186[Quote]
>>91185BasicsPut everything in layers on a canvas in GIMP, Photoshop, paint.net, whatever has layers. Naming those layers is a good idea.
Running an adventure thread is mainly a background task. You can tab out for a few minutes or however long. You might want to leave google images open, too. You should be patient while running an adventure thread. It's mainly a game of updating the canvas, and waiting for prompts for your adventure thread.
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>>91161The army unleashes an overwhelming display of firepower that maims the zemmys. They keep displaying their firepower for a few turns. This utterly obliterates the scout force.
Zoyd's
unseen spirit lurks by and records the result of the incident.
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>>91162Calmjak makes a new suggestion
>We should fall back to the main base at Shartycord, and radio for a mass extraction…'dmin 6 responds
^That's a great idea! I think I'll roll with that. First, however, we need to get past these zombies.Four zemmys appear on the left, three appear on the right. There are many outside. You'll have to get extra creative for this one, or risk braving the storm.
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>>91188calmjak fires off his calm pulse that affects only the zemmys around the team stunning all the zemmys for 3 turns
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>>91187the army is close to dr soyberg's lab
№91191[Quote]
>>91189CALM PULSECalmjak sings at zombie-attuned-frequencies, in angelic, calming, hypnotic chords.
It puts every zombie within a 50-meter radius into a calm state that lasts for 3 turns.
>*cough* I need some water.CALM PULSE has a cooldown of 7 turns, and has a tendency to friendly-fire if used inproperly. Additionally, it only works on organic targets who can hear.
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>>91191the party runs out of the building
№91193[Quote]
>>91191grzegorz, 'dmin 6' and lee engage the 4 zemmys on the left fighting them in melee, while freakybob picks up the meximutt strawberry elephant using him to crush the 2 zemmys on the right side while the interdimensional cop kills the last one
№91194[Quote]
>>91192we are gonna run like pussies o algo?
№91195[Quote]
>>91194ackschually we can fight them or something
№91196[Quote]
idk op pick the option you think will be better for the '6 party in the end
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>>91190Your party climbs up the mountains. At the higher altitudes, you can see firsthand why it's called the Soybean Mountains!
In the desert, you spot 'cordqafe’s capitol. You hope they're doing alright.
On a mountain nearby, you see Dr. Soystein's castle. It's caught fire! What the heck happened?
№91198[Quote]
>>91197get closer to see what's going on there
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>>91192>>91193>>91194>>91195>>91196The party begins taking on the defenseless zombies.
^Wait!'dmin 6 stops them.
^How about we make it out of here instead of wasting valuable time!Bobward screams
>NO, LET ME KILL 'EM!Do you proceed with the fight?
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>>91199run out of the building but not before leaving a incendiary grenade behind
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>>91199you kill them as quickly as possible
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>>91200>>91201Bobward steals 'dmin 6's sword.
'dmin 6 begins to walk off
^Okay, go fight them. You better return my sword afterwards!Everyone else leaves, except for Lee, strawberry elephant, and Bobward.
For about two turns, Bobward uses the sword and the elephant man to slice through and crush the incapacitated zombies.
Outside, the party is surrounded by calm zemmys, but the effect is wearing off now!
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>>91202Blossom aka. 'dmin 7 appears
№91204[Quote]
>>91202the party outside starts making as much distance between the zeemys and themselves as possible while 'dmin 6 uses his personal handheld radio to call for a armored escort to this location
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>>91202bobward tells lee to join the party or else he will rape him
№91206[Quote]
>>91203>>91204Lightning strikes, revealing 'dmin 7.
<Hello? I've come to save the Sharty!Everyone sprints away from the zombies.
<Hrm… guess it isn't my time yet… MWAHAHAHAHA!The zombies are no longer calm.
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>>91206'dmin 7 gets zombified but he still keeps his identity and conciousness, the zombies don't know about that albeit
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>>91205Bobward screams at Lee
>You WILL join the party, or else… ILL RAPE YOU!Lee scoffs
>Do you really think I'm scared of you? Heh, you're a cartoon from a children's show. The only reason I don't revile your body and existance is because you're not for toddlers like Barney! Seriously, buddy. YOU are pushing it. Try a different mindset, kiddo! №91209[Quote]
>>91208bobward pulls out a plush of barney the dino and rapes it
№91210[Quote]
>>91208bobward uses the blade's power to clone himself and his clone mindcontrols lee
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>>91210freakybob not bobward
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>>91209>>91210>>91211Bobward begins raping a Barney plush.
>I knew it all along! You're a barneyfag! YOU SHOULD GET THROWN FROM A CLIFFSIDE AND EATEN BY LIGERS, YOU DINOFUCKING FREAK!Freakbob cuts a clone from himself.
>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? OH FUCK HE'S GOING TO CONTROL ME! FUCK OFF!Lee attempts to run away. He returns with a Freakbob clone sucking his head.
If this post ends in dubs or trips, Lee breaks free and successfully flees the scene.
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>>91212Leebob joins the party
№91214[Quote]
>>91213Bobward brings BobLee to 'dmin 6.
>Look, I made a new friend!'dmin 6 observes BobLee's "face"
^Sure, you did. №91215[Quote]
>>91214they get back to the HQ
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>>91215The 'dmin 6 Batcave or…?
№91217[Quote]
>>91216no, the previously mentioned military outpost hq
№91218[Quote]
>>91197look for any signs that may lead us to dr soystein if hes still alive that is
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>>91217>>91215Your party reaches the main military outpost of Shartycord.
The guard at the gate says
>Hey, 'dmin 6… While your empire has been living in heaven… we've been going through hell!He sounds livid.
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>>91219ask him what's the matter
№91221[Quote]
>>91219have calmjak talk to the guard and comfort him
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>>91221>>91220^What's upsetting you, bro?>AREN'T YOU Co-admin? Shartycord is in shambles, and you've done nothing about it! Mutants have ravaged the entire nation, and…Calmjak says
>Hard times create strong men.The guard stutters.
>Maybe they do… but… where's our admin? Where were you? Where was Froot? №91223[Quote]
>>91222He contracted Slopjak Syndrome or something
№91224[Quote]
>>91222'dmin 6 says hes working on a solution but first he needs to get into the base and turn on radio comms and rally every remaining shartycord soldier to the base and says that froot is in aryahheaven rn
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>>91223>>91224'dmin 6 says
^Froot couldn't help. He contracted Slopjak Syndrome.>Do you expect me to believe that? 'dmins don't just become slopjaks? Marge!^Look, I'll just get to the point. We're here to save lives today. The Zemmy raid was FUBAR. We need your radio to call every Shartycord soldier to this base, before they kill themselves.The guard relents for a moment,
>Marge. What happened? №91226[Quote]
>>91225'dmin 6 explains everything that happened up to this point to the soldier and he lets the 6 party in
№91227[Quote]
>>91226'dmin 6 explains
^A human caught superaids from a zebra. It turned him into a zombie. He began biting both armies until a lot of them became zombies.>The zombie outbreak is that bad? Come on through and alert them, please!'dmin 6 records a message for the radio.
>… and, we're good to go.The Shartycord soldiers play the tape on loop.
>Luckily, we built a bunker big enough for the older, bigger population! Fitting them in here should be no problem. №91228[Quote]
>>91227'dmin 6 then contacts team marioman to get a update on finding dr soystein
№91230[Quote]
>>91229search for an entrance to the building
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>>91229You are greeted by the medsbot
№91232[Quote]
>>91228'dmin 6 asks
^May I put out another message in the meantime?>Sure.'dmin 6 radios Marioman's team, specifically Golden.
^Did you find Dr. Soystein yet?<Erm, no. His lair's on fire.^raisin…<No worries. There's signs of life within the building. We'll investigate the situation.^Do it with haste!>>91231The situation up close looks really bad. You are greeted by the medsbot.
^HIGH CARBON MONOXIDE LEVELS DETECTED, POISONING IMMINENTYou hope that its calibration is off, but there is a high level of smoke in the area.
№91233[Quote]
>>91232ask medsbot what happened here
№91235[Quote]
>>91234heck where the smoke is coming from
№91236[Quote]
check*
№91237[Quote]
>>91234we follow medsbot and hope he will lead us somewhere with less smoke
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>>91235>>91236>>91237You think about following the bot, but it isn't really going anywhere! It's just patrolling the area.
You decide to run to the lobby to check for a fire. It becomes apparent that you can't safely explore the interior… at least not for very long. Your eyes sting and you continue to cough.
There's also a zemmyzoldier in the background, but his vision is obscured and he can't see you yet.
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>>8634285
have warmpiler cast a protective barrier around the group and go straight ahead
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>>91239You proceed down the hallway ahead of you. There's a two-way split between a bigger room, possibly the cafeteria, and another hall.
Warmplier deploys an air freshening barrier that protects the party from the smoke, even the robots.
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The giggly goonclown gets transported from the cobman universe to this one by the cultist gooners
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>>91241you dont draw the prompt dumbass and we heckin know that already
№91243[Quote]
>>91242You're replying to the author of Cobman adventure. It's a gemmy A24 slowburn character transport
№91244[Quote]
>>91242I made cobman adventure geg
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>>91243marge isnt the author of cobman adventure and 'dmin six adventures the same person?
№91247[Quote]
>>91245We're different people
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>>91246my keyed gemmy and aryan (totally not a selfish little raisin albeit) self insert appears walking through a agarthan portal and blows up goon clown's head op using his gta 5 railgun
No, Nigger. №91249[Quote]
>>91247how was the goon bot teased in min' six adventures before it even appeared in cobman adventures then
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>>91249He prompted it, and the slides were already done in that thread, so I used those.
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>>91250i see continue on then
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>>91246would goonclown technically be allies with the sixth admin of the website and suff, considering he came from niggerhell and all that? or no?
№91253[Quote]
>>91252the sixth admin of the website's soldiers and allies besides the trannies soldiers would be incredibly disgusted at him allying himself with goonclown so they would probably turn on him albeit
№91254[Quote]
>>91248fuck you cheap ass nigger
№91255[Quote]
>>91254nuigigglygoonclownfancacas really are like this!
№91256[Quote]
>>91255gigglyGODclown mogs you little bro
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>>>8634567 (You)
>gigglyGODclown mogs you little bro
№91259[Quote]
>>91257so were all good then?
№91260[Quote]
>>91258millenialtroon seethe, zoomARYANS won o algo
№91261[Quote]
>>91259Yes, although Goonclown is a chaotic individual.
№91262[Quote]
>>91248Can we not do this please?
№91264[Quote]
But yeah ur the heckin thread maker you decide which prompts to use and which ones not to use albeit
№91265[Quote]
>>91263leaked over GODclown again award
selfish incel award
№91267[Quote]
>>91264I like the idea of a cross-adventure transport thoughbeit, and Cobman adventure just ended. Let's keep xer around for now
№91269[Quote]
>>91267gigglygoonclown goes outside to find this universe's miss circle so she can rape xim with her big futa cock or something henry tags along too i guess o algo
№91270[Quote]
>>91269went from 'ooning to it, to experiencing the real thing, so hekkin wholesome!
№91271[Quote]
>>91270i browsed /fpe/ for 15 seconds and got inspired for my prompt xister!!
№91272[Quote]
anyways im going to sleep now, see you chuds next time
№91274[Quote]
>>91269>>91270>>91271Goonclown brings Henry to the ground floor.
^Hey, anyone? Where the fuck is Miss Circle? Come on!Infected, sans zombification, 'dmin 7 enters the room.
>^Miss Circle ain't in this dimension lil bro ^This sucks! I want a teleporter that brings her into this dimension!<Yikes. I think that's possible, but still… yikes. №91276[Quote]
>>91272>>91275'ood night nigga
№91278[Quote]
>>91274'dmin 7 henry and goonclown begin their quest to find a functional inter-dimensional teleporter
№91279[Quote]
>>91232The sacrifice of cobman flashes in front of the eyes of ’min 6
№91281[Quote]
>>91279While waiting for the soldiers and catching a breather, 'dmin 6 feels the same strange feeling.
He catches a glimpse of two metal monsters clashing against each other, an explosion and a gravestone that reads "Here lies Cobman"
^Wow. I guess Cobman sacrificed himself to defeat the monster…>Marge.^I'm as confused as you are. №91283[Quote]
>>91282but ultimately henry goes on r/teleporters and asks his wholesome 100 reddit xisters for help
№91284[Quote]
>>91283Henry makes a thread about a special teleporter that snatches people from their dimensions seemlessly, as if you're just spawning them in a videogame.
Most of the plebbitors tell you that it can't be done, and that using a regular teleporter can do a similar job. They cite college experiments and such.
One comment, in particulr, stands out. A Turkroach scientist tells you about a Georgian scientist who did this. However his work was destroyed, and it lays in the old HQ of the turkroaches.
№91285[Quote]
>>91284They head to the ruins to look for anything that could still be intact
№91286[Quote]
>>91284meanwhile in the goonerhell dimension (the same one from the cobman adventure wich is separate from the shartenburg dimension) the gooners have brought froot back to life and turned him into an elite gooner
№91287[Quote]
>>91285Goonclown's party runs down to the turkroach cave. No one bothers them, because all the armies are very busy right now.
The familiar cave is vacant and filled with water. Recovering and transporting massive equipment is hard enough without thousands of gallons of water submerging said equipment.
'dmin 7 opines.
>Scuba gear, perhaps? Wait, I'm not sure we can even lift whatever's down there. №91288[Quote]
Hint: The machine in the foreground could be useful, for a more realistic solution.
№91289[Quote]
>>91286The gooners prepare Froot's corpse on an infusion table.
^Activate the infusion ray.The infusion ray shoots into Froot's body.
^The body is loaded with the gooner souls. He's ready for the mechanization process…^^Put him on life support.^Yes, sir.Who knows what he'll become…
№91290[Quote]
>>91289Cut to a commercial break
№91291[Quote]
>>91287erdogan comes out of the water in a diving suit then takes it off and leaves it next to the party and goes to his office completely ignoring them
№91292[Quote]
>>91290The program cuts to an advertisement for NEVER GOON JUICE
AI hip hop plays as the jingle
<… Never gonna goon, never gonna troon. Not in the mood. Going to the gym, see my life improve! Making the right moves…(Besides that, I gotta go to bed soon. Good night, everyone.)
№91293[Quote]
>>91292Goonclown orders the cultists to build another goonbot
№91294[Quote]
>>91293but due to the lack of resources and manpower they only manage to build a raisinty ripoff of the goonbot
№91295[Quote]
>>91294they literally sent goonclown to another reality, what makes you think they can't make a new goonbot?
№91296[Quote]
>>91291>>91293>>91294>>91295Turkish President Erdogan comes up out the cave water, and takes off his diving suit. He walks past the party and ignores them, like they're invisible.
Goonclown can't contact the gooner cultists right now, so xhe settles for making a note about it.
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>>91296Several astro turks decend from the sky
№91298[Quote]
>>91297They are led by a gigantic hivemind roach
№91299[Quote]
>>91295because it would kind of fucking suck for the plot to have the exact same goonbot from cobman adventures appear
№91300[Quote]
>>91297>>91298Several astro turks descend upon the party, from outside the cave, and fly around like houseflies. They shout at the party in a language incomprehensible.
They are controlled by an unseen leader.
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>>91299it could be an upgraded version instead albeit or something
№91302[Quote]
>>91300goonclown takes the diving suit and searches for some gear in the water
№91304[Quote]
>>91301also it would mean that cobman's sacrifice was for nothing if goonclown just decided to built another goonbot just like that
№91305[Quote]
>>91304they could steal some legendary artifact from this dimension to build it albeit
№91306[Quote]
>>91305im not entirely against goonclown building another goonbot but make it less powerful than the one in cobman adventure
№91307[Quote]
>>91304>>91305>>91306He could visit Spadeibi and put a goon twist on his new cordbots.
№91308[Quote]
>>91300The astro greeks arrive and fight the turks
№91309[Quote]
>>91307maybe spadeibi could help xim with the teleporter too
№91310[Quote]
the sixth admin of the website meets OP and OP states his team war ideas for popular holidays meanwhile Darius stims.
№91313[Quote]
>>91312giggly goon clown starts gooning in the water and the cum mixed diarhea from his maggot infested neo johnson starts seeping out of the diving suit and starts mixing with the water
№91314[Quote]
>>91312goonclown sees a big glowing power core deep in the water, it could be the key element to build a new goonbot
№91315[Quote]
>>91313>>91314Goonclown goons and queefsharts and ejaculates in the water, creating potent biohazards that render the water unsafe. The bubbles from this unholy concoction release terrible gasses.
<Sars, is he dead?Deeper in the water, Goonclown sees several items, including some tools, along with a glocore power source, that's probably as heavy as an elephant. There's a door-like hole that leads to another room.
Goonclown remarks
^This could power a giant robot! Now, where's a teleporter…? №91316[Quote]
>>91315check out the hole
№91317[Quote]
>>91315gigly goon clown grabs the pickaxe and uses it to smash the glowing core into several smaller yet working cores before putting xem in his asshole because xe has no pockets then he goes to check out the hole
№91318[Quote]
>>91315Show what swaglord and the 4cucks are doing
№91319[Quote]
>>91318Ever since the Mokrainecord destroyed his house, Swaglord has been perpetually inches away from death, only being kept alive by technology.
One 4cuck asks
>So, we can't million dollar man him?The chief frognigger smirks, after puffing from his cigar. He speaks, using his deep voice and vocal fry
>Oh, yes we can!>How, exactly?>You see, this hit was made using negroid magic!>No way!>Yes. That's what the enemy has been using all along. Luckily, it causes imbalance. That means that we can use it ourselves…Floydian energies strike across Swaglord.
>Wait, frogCHAD! WTF are you doing!<'''There's only one thing we can do to keep him alive, and that's to JAK HIM!The screen fades to black.
№91320[Quote]
>>91319how is team mario man doing
№91321[Quote]
>>91320If they've been waiting the entire time, most of them would be dead lol
Here's where it left off
>>91240 №91322[Quote]
>>91321nobody bothered to continue their plot but whatever they have not been waiting the entire time instead they made their way to the path down
№91323[Quote]
>>91316>>91317Goonclown swims to and picks up the pickaxe, leaving a trail of excreta behind. Xhe uses the pickaxe to mine the glocore and collects the material in xher prison pocket.
Xhe swims through the door.
Within the teleporter room, you see the parts of the broken machine scattered about, and a toolbox that's drifted into view. You also see a chute marked >NIG-IFY and wonder what it connects to exactly.
№91324[Quote]
>>91323Goonclown has a flashback of getting killed by the ghost chud
№91325[Quote]
>>91324starts dilating again after seeing it
№91327[Quote]
>>91326gigglygoonclown opens the chute
№91329[Quote]
>>91328goonclown collects the teleporter parts and swims to the surface
№91331[Quote]
goonclown leaves the parts where they were and swims to the surface to have xis friends find a solution
№91333[Quote]
>>91332The astro greek and astro turk mothership fight on the outside
№91335[Quote]
>>91332while team brimstone works on the machine we move over to team marioman and have their plot progress finally
№91336[Quote]
>>91334It turns out that this was all a show created by the mokranes to distract everyone from their re-invasion, the mothership mokrane and an army of smaller mokranes teleport in
№91338[Quote]
>>91337use the stairs instead because none of team marioman are fat meximutts not willing to use anything other than a elevator to move
№91340[Quote]
>>91339the negra wave causes massive nigger radiation throughout the nearby area
№91341[Quote]
>>91338Dr. Jackson dies in the elevator shaft…
Team Marioman climbs up the stairs and reaches the second floor. They spot another medsbot and two alerted Zemmys.
>They're here! Make sure Dr. Soystein dies!>>We can't do that!>Sure we can, tell the hivemind to plant bombs! №91342[Quote]
>>91341dr jackson will still never be a real woman albeit
use a speech check on the zemmys to convince them that dr soystein isnt here and planting bombs would be a waste of resources and that they are obsessed
№91343[Quote]
>>91342Elmo rolls the speech check, as he is well mannered.
<Gentlemen, I employ you not to use destructive devices, as you are wasting them, in this scenario. None of the persons here are identified as Dr. Soystein.The Zemmys scratch their head.
>No! No! We're fighting Dr. Soystein right now! We will bomb it all!You couldn't convince them, but at least you have a confirmation of Dr. Soystein's livelihood.
№91344[Quote]
>>91343proceed to steamroll through the two zemmy cucks and sprint down the hall to wherever dr soystein is to get him and get out of the building asap
№91345[Quote]
roll
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>>9134520 sides cube also excuse the esl o algo
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>>91344Froot is turned into something that resembles goonman
№91348[Quote]
>>91347replied to the wrong post award
№91349[Quote]
>>91344>>91345>>91346The team's guns cut down the Zemmys. The Sharty and Cord soldiers finish the last one while they rush down the hall.
You see an Armory and a Medicine Closet, which might provide resources. Do you use them or skip them?
№91351[Quote]
>>91350A cursory search procures:
*Four medkits
*Three automatic needleguns
*Two meds shotguns
You can equip someone, heal, or stash them in your inventory for now.
№91352[Quote]
>>91351heal the 4 most injured people give the meds shotgun to 2 sharty soldiers and stash the needleguns
№91353[Quote]
>>91351mokraine BTFO's the astros
№91354[Quote]
>>91352The team's general injuries are managable enough for them to share two entire medkits. They're all healed now, and you get to keep the two unused medkits.
Two shartysoldiers get the meds shotguns. You decide to keep the automatic needleguns in your inventory, for later use.
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>>91354we move on forward
№91356[Quote]
>>91340>>91353The Negra radiation pollutes the area. It's so strong that it brings some jartycucks back to life.
Mokraine absorbs the radiation and blasts it at the Astros. It decimates the two armies and leaves radiation burns on the mothership's face.
>TURKROACH. LET'S TAKE THIS NIGGA OUT.<AGREED.They scream like they're super saiyans o algo
№91357[Quote]
>>91356the astros fire lasers and raisin at mokraine
№91358[Quote]
>>91356The astro ugandan appears
№91359[Quote]
>>91356astro jarty cuck appears and hes the strongest out of all of them and his goal is to conquer shartycord and make it the second jakparty.soy he attacks everyone besides the ressurected jarty cucks using his advanced super nigger jvrty radiation
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>>91355You press forward. You observe the Variant:Unknown colony from the window pane. You also see a door to an office of some sort. The name has been scratched out, so you can't easily read it, but it's not a doctor's office.
You may also proceed to the party's right.
№91361[Quote]
>>91360check out the office because why the heck not chud!
№91362[Quote]
>>91361You open the door. Multiple dead zemmys lay on the floor.
Someone to the right calls out
>You aren't striped… what the hell are you doing here? №91364[Quote]
>>91363You explain yourselves
<We're looking for Dr. Soyberg, so he can make a cure for the Zigger virus.<Who are you?The man hops into view.
>Name's Patrick Chudson, and I'm the Chief Security Officer. My team was ordered to retrieve Dr. Soystein, but we were overwhelmed and had to set up a defense. №91365[Quote]
>>91364He starts schizo rambling about bruntlefly sightings o algo
№91366[Quote]
>>91364help patrick and whatever remains of the security extract dr soystein
№91367[Quote]
>>91366and integrate them into the army party while ur at it
№91369[Quote]
>>91368Patrick leads us towards dr soystein's office
№91370[Quote]
>>91368mokrane fights the astros
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>>91368gigachad takes a fat raisin
№91372[Quote]
>>91357>>91358>>91359>>91370The Turks and Greeks laser Mokraine, leaving a big scratch. A Ugandan toilet shows up.
>What's up bruddas? I don't wanna miss your party!Jartycuck warps to the location.
>NOW THAT MY BROTHERS RISE IM TAKING OVER WORLDJartycuck and Mokraine's lasers clash against eachother like chocolate and vanilla.
№91373[Quote]
>>91372meanwhile random soyteens get baited by jarty rage threads on /soy/ their rage powering up astro jarty
№91374[Quote]
>>91373just like in real life..
№91375[Quote]
>>91373>>91374Jartycuck unleashes the power he gained from three thousand soyteens baited, supercharging his laser and overpowering Mokraine. This causes the laser to push into Mokraine and explode.
Mokraine releases a that's deafining to all bystanders. His face gets warped by the sloplaser.
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>>91375Jartycuck toilet summons giant ESL speakers that begin to play this song causing legions of jartycucks, shemmycucks and esl fnf pedos to come out of the niggerhell entrance rallying near astro jarty now under xis command
№91377[Quote]
>>91376Everything resets to markiplier
№91378[Quote]
>>91377cuts to markipiler looking at the landscape and asking "ermm is this the troon out of 87?"
№91379[Quote]
>>91369>>91371Patrick says
>Dr. Soystein's most likely on the third floor. That's where his office is.He leads you to the next floor. You turn the corner from the stairs, and see seven zemmys.
They say
>>Don't pass this line, chudcel!You see Gigachad in the bathroom, struggling to take a raisin.
<Close the door, king. №91380[Quote]
>>91379Give gigachad a pill for constipation and tell him to raisin all over the zemmy cucks
№91381[Quote]
>>91379This universes version of vickers who is on your side shows up
№91382[Quote]
>>91375A Swedish astro warps in
№91383[Quote]
>>91380>>91381You give Gigachad a laxative and tell him to raisin on the zemmycucks.
<Thanks for the laxatives, but no way, dude! Please close the door!He accidentally raisins all over them anyway.
<…He shuts the door.
The zemmys all slip on the fecal matter and fall to the floor. They try to get up, but can't.
Another dimension's Liam Zickers shows up.
>Someone call a janny! That's a lot of crap! №91384[Quote]
>>8644953
Liam vickers has an army of murder drone that soystein built for him
№91385[Quote]
>>91375the toilets finish off mokrane but that causes a massive negra explosion that turns everyone nearby into a negroid
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>>91386liam joins the party and they keep searching for soystein
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>>91386John feralston joins the party too because why the heck not
№91389[Quote]
>>91387Liam joins the party, and you proceed down the hall…
The zemmys pull your party's feet and attack! At least three of your team has been bitten, and a few others feel their soles slipping in the fecal matter. Panic strikes your entire party as chaos brews in the front.
>We got 'em on the floor! Swarm 'em and take 'em! MWAHAHAHA!John Feralston rushes down the stairs from the floor above.
<That's no good! №91390[Quote]
>>91389john feralston uses his deadeye ability and fan fires his six shooter shooting six zemmys in the heads killing them
№91391[Quote]
>>91389the chudjaks with those lazer guns fire at the zemmys and vaporize them
№91392[Quote]
>>91391those are meds shotguns and syrgine pistols albeit but they still kill zemmys
№91393[Quote]
>>91391>>91390John Feralston can only see four zemmys, so he shoots four zemmys in their heads. This is useful for the party.
Patrick looks at his arm and freaks out
>I think I'm infected!Patrick and one of the Shartysoldiers make precision shots towards the zemmys, but they're redundant shots, because they're shooting at the ones Feralston already killed…
Golden screams
<Fall back! Fall back!but only Marioman hears him.
№91394[Quote]
>>91393warmpiler uses his warm powers to caterize patrick's arm stopping the spread of the infection while the rest of the party shoots the remaining zeemys
№91395[Quote]
>>91394Warmplier casts a ray that neutralizes Patrick's infection.
A cordsoldier and an NINnygunner scream as a zemmy takes them to the floor. The NiNnygunner fires off a burst that misses.
Patrick's team kills the Zemmy that tripped them.
The last zemmy rears his head. John Feralston and Patrick both put a bullet into its head simultaneously. Its head gets blown off.
How will you treat the casualties of your party?
№91396[Quote]
>>91395Use the 2 medkits and warmpilers ray to save every fallen IAS party member that can still be saved
№91398[Quote]
>>91396Warmplier fires the disinfectant rays. Warmplier's rays prove ineffective, due to the infection progressing too deeply.
Avery, two NINnys, Elmo, and a cordsoldier are infected.
You manage to get the non-striped over to your side, before the aggression symptoms occur.
The ones that get spared are the Skibidi officer toilet, an armed Shartysoldier and a heavycordsoldier.
Do you fight your former allies, or do you try another solution?
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>>91398Fingerboycord wakes up
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>>91398john feralston reloads and uses dead eye again headshotting any infected he could see while everyone else fires on the rest of the infected
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I took a break from the site for a week. Wtf happened?
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>>91402The party is looking for a cure for a zombie outbreak.
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>>91400>>91401John Feralston shoots first - two rounds - and asks questions never. Reloading isn't exactly a mechanic but he recharges a deadshot round every 2 turns from here, for up to 6 rounds.
The first hits Avery's big head, near the eye. The second blows a hole into a zombified NiNny
You hold back your tears as the firefight breaks loose. You close your eyes, and it's over. Your former friends are dead, which doesn't have a known cure.
… The trouble isn't over yet. An adult fingerboy crawls on the wall, from the ceiling. You
hope that thing is a pet!
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>>91404suddenly a whistle is heard and the finger boy goes in that direction the figure steps forward and its revealed that the fingerboy is a pet of the Chud veteran, a chudjak whos the veteran of the events of the first 'dmin 6 adventures and hes here to find soystein just like the party is
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>>91404mokraine consumes the dead astros which heals him back up
№91407[Quote]
Can anyone explain these new characters to me? Also whats a mokraine?
№91408[Quote]
>>91407some completely random youtuber that literally nobody knows about, some guy added him into the story and he fucked some raisin up, afterwards, Jiren came in and BTFO'd him, now he came back
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>>91407dont worry bout the new characters for the most part
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>>91404One of those country Astros enter the room
№91411[Quote]
>>91405The Fingerboy flies away, then it returns on the shoulder of a brooding man.
You greet him,
<Hello, sir.He responds
>Hello.<What do they call you?>A veteran… a chud… call me the Chud Veteran…<What are you a veteran of?>The Soyvil Wars… all of them.<How did you get such a cutting edge firearm?>I'm always prepared. A new age of war begins soon…<Let me guess… you're looking for Dr. Soystein?>Yes, I am…<So are we.>Suppose I'll tag along…CHUD VETERAN JOINS YOUR PARTY №91412[Quote]
>>91410this guy is a newGOD don't listen to xim oy veylgo
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>>91411Meanwhile in 4cuck, /qa/ restitance fighters conduct partisan warfare
№91414[Quote]
>>91412Im not new to the thread, i was away for a week
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>>91415obsessed splintercvcks ambush them
№91417[Quote]
>>91416Jartyzombies pop out of the water.
>GO AWAY, OBSESSED JARTYCVCKS!The soyteens fire their rifles at the Jartyzombies.
№91418[Quote]
>>91415soytan secretely calls a meeting of the jarty remnants inside the tunnels under chauvin gang HQ, derek isn't aware of it
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>>91417soyteens kill the jartyzombies, they go into the 4cuck lands where the soyteens would beging a brutal guerilla war that would make lives of many 4cucks and make the reinvasion of shartycord impossible
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super secret roll
№91423[Quote]
>>91422Don't mind me, just pissing off like half the religions in the world
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>>91417The biggest threat to the universe is revealed, its the empire of astro mongolians
№91425[Quote]
>>91424holy raisin this retard…
№91426[Quote]
>>91424stop ruining the fucking adventure with your astro faggot raisin
№91427[Quote]
>>91426I am not the one who came up with teh atsro turk raisin
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>>91428They do not invade yet, they are still planning
№91430[Quote]
>>91429lol ok retard, let's see how long they last before being incinerated by the Dimensional Police or some raisin, so much for muh biggest threat to the universe
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>>91427kill all astros expect for the jarty astro
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>>91432Mokraine consumes the dead astros and heals back up
№91435[Quote]
>>91372Astro gooner warps in
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>>91435CAN YOU FUCKING STOP?
№91437[Quote]
>>91436Astro floyd warps in and so does norwegian astro
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>>91437holy raisin your a fucking toddler
№91439[Quote]
>>91437does astro chauvin also come in? maybe astro sneed as well?
№91440[Quote]
>>91439Astro puzzler warps in
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>>91434op please ignore all the tranny toddler prompts about astros coming in
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>>91432Suddenly, astro haitian appears and kills soytan
№91443[Quote]
>>91433>>91382>>91376Mokraine eats the dead astros and heals from them. Jartycvck plays the Jarty metal song from the speakers, making the ESL pedos and jartycucks rise from niggerhell. A side effect is that it does ~5% damage to the other astros and makes their ears bleed. It also induces heavy Floydian fields, evandoe it shouldn't according to the rules of Floydian magic.
Swede astro warps in
>SHUT THAT OFF NOW! №91444[Quote]
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>>91432jarty bvll proclaims the jarty confederacy revived and the jarty soldiers are unleashed on the outside world
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>>91441Sorry. I'll ignore most of the recent ones.
№91446[Quote]
>>91443mokraine rams into jarty astro and makes him fall over to the ground, then he splits into dozens of smaller mokraines and the mokraines shoot lasers are the astros
№91448[Quote]
>>91443jarty astro opens a portal which sucks all the other astros in banishing them from this reality only jarty astro remains and he plans to take over the world
№91449[Quote]
BTFO the astrotoilets?
№91451[Quote]
>>91450Dimensional Police (Department). Character limit
№91452[Quote]
>>91451im not sure actually, mokraine could probably defeat them on his own, or maybe not, im not actually sure, but ill let them fight anyways
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>>91452actually, yeah, let them fight eachother
№91454[Quote]
>>91453I'll wait for the poll to close
№91455[Quote]
>>91454please don't, mokraine just came back for fuck sakes, i don't want him to die that quickly, let them fuck eachother up
№91456[Quote]
>>91455Okay I'll get on the astro prompts shortly
№91458[Quote]
>>91444Jartybvll sneaks into the basement, and makes a proclamation
>Us jarty bull is goodest in island and i open confederacy back. You get command on the jarty zombie. Astro jarty be our king! Chop chop, sars!The Jarty chants quietly. They make a plan to source jartyzombies from the niggerhell portal and dominate the island.
№91459[Quote]
>>91446wasnt mokraine sloppified by the jarty tho
№91460[Quote]
i say btfo all the astrors besides jarty because the jarty takeover plot point is cool and also get rid off mokraine how is mokraine even sharty culture
№91461[Quote]
>>91459when?
>>91460it doesn't need to be "le sharty culture" to be included in the story, retard, we have all kinds of characters like Bane and Greta Thunburg, which aren't sharty culture, but are still there anyways
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>>91458obsessed jartycuck braps and gasses the entire room>>91458
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>>91461when?
>>91375here retard
№91465[Quote]
>>91464the mokraines fire lasers at the jartycuck
№91466[Quote]
astro jarty tells the mokraines that they are obsessed faggots which causes them to lose interest in the astro jarty
№91467[Quote]
>>91463yeah, but he absorbed some of the astros and healed himself, dumb dumb
>>91466lol stfu lil black boi
№91468[Quote]
>>91467obsessed meximutt faggot im just trying to play the adventure thread
№91469[Quote]
>>91468you are trying to start some jartycuck apocalypse out of nowhere, while there are zebra zombies raping everyone in the ass, there's already an apocalypse, and there doesn't need to be another one
№91470[Quote]
>>91469the zebra apocalypse is close to being solved dr soystein is about to be found and the zebra virus cured also its not a jarty apocalypse its a war between the revived jarty confederacy and shartycord
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>>91470well alright, just don't kill of mokrane for no reason, it's dumb
№91472[Quote]
dr chud creates a tnd virus that wipes out all jartycucks
№91473[Quote]
>>91465>>91466>>91467>>91468>>91469>>91470The Mokraines laser Jartytoilet, causing purple scarring.
Jartycuck says
>Tu are obsessed with meMokraines say
^No, you are obsessed>You're the obsessed ones, nigga!^No, you are>You're obsessed!^No, you are>You're obsessed!^No, you are!…
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>>91472fuck sakes man, we already talked about this, let's not kill off characters for no reason
№91475[Quote]
>>91473jarty cuck and the mokraines come to a mututal agreement to leave each other alone atleast untill all the nui soy cacas are wiped out
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>>91473the mokranes seethe and flee the scene, and then shortly merge back together
№91477[Quote]
>>91474dr chud makes a tnd virus that kills off some jartycucks
№91478[Quote]
>>91477dr chud makes a tnd virus that backfires and turns him black
№91479[Quote]
>>91475when mokrane first came into existence, he wasn't on anyones side, and tried to kill everything, but it's ok if it's just a temporary agreement
№91480[Quote]
>>91478dr chud makes a tnd cure that works and turns him white again
№91481[Quote]
>>91480dr chud acks himself after realizing he will never be a real woman
№91482[Quote]
>>91477>>91478>>91480>>91481can we stop raisinflinging now?
№91483[Quote]
>>91481dr chud does not do this since he doesnt want to be a woman
№91484[Quote]
>>91482yeah maine i just want to continue this thread
№91486[Quote]
>>91485jarty toilet, jarty soldiers, jarty bvll and soytan go build a heckin science tower that will open a HUGE entrance to niggerhell from which jarty zombies will pour in to help xem take over the world
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>>91485mokraine tries to find some zebra zombies and infected people to eat
№91488[Quote]
now lets see how team goon/brimstone is doing
№91489[Quote]
>>91487also don't worry, he's immune to the virus
№91490[Quote]
>>91488Team Goon have the machine set up and the pipe cleared. They're ready to execute the retrieval.
Henry tells Goonclown
<Everything's ready. All you have to do is return to the teleporter room and hook the claw to the teleporter equipment. You can even go through the pipe! №91491[Quote]
>>91490are you gonna do all our prompts?
№91492[Quote]
>>91490goonclown hops through the pipe and starts the process of hooking the equipment
№91493[Quote]
>>91491they are still happening in the background but are not that important to be shown
№91494[Quote]
>>91491After the jarty-mokraine truce, yes. Maybe do some of the Dr. Chud one, too.
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>>91494cool, but i meant my prompt where mokraine eats the zigger zebras and infected specifically
№91496[Quote]
>>91495selfish little fuck award
№91497[Quote]
>>91486I FUCKING KNEW YOU WERE MAKING A NEW APOCALYPSE
№91498[Quote]
>>91497the jarty zombies cant trasmit any viruses doe
№91500[Quote]
>>91492Part 1
Giggly Goonclown jumps down the pipe. It's like a waterslide. Xhe ends up in the teleporter room. Xhe hooks up the claw to the equipment.
…
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>>91500…
Part 2
The equipment is successfully hoisted to the surface, through the pipe.
Goon Clown observes the hole in the teleporter room. Nothing of value remains in the room.
№91504[Quote]
>>91502will you complete all our previous prompts? y'know, this:
>>91486 this:
>>91487 etc? sorry i just don't want you to miss anything
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>>91503gigglygoonclown swims to the surface and asks henry what now
№91513[Quote]
>>91511is that a yes or a no?
№91514[Quote]
>>91513dont rush the gem chud
№91515[Quote]
>>91513It means give me time
№91516[Quote]
>>91514alright, i was just asking if he was gonna complete our previous prompts
>>91515alright, thanks bro, just making sure you don't forget about those
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>>91517’Min 6 has a vision of israel bombing lebanon
№91522[Quote]
>>91520Whats the goal of team goon, why are they doing this?
№91523[Quote]
>>91522It's all so Goonclown can get fucked by a futa Miss Circle.
№91524[Quote]
>>91520A jarty drone appears and help them
№91526[Quote]
>>91525Jay Louis Irwin finally gets revived, and will soon get on his new mech, the second iteration of the first mech, which was destroyed a while ago while fighting froot, he never got to use his new and improved mech due to his house being destroyed by Jiren, and almost dying because of it, but now it is finally time…
№91527[Quote]
>>91525A very injured greek astro enters the room, it is the last one
№91528[Quote]
>>91527so your still on about that raisin? all of the astros except for the jarty one are gone, stop with this raisin PLEASE
№91529[Quote]
>>91525Aquaturks and aquagreeks fight In the water
№91531[Quote]
>>91525unaware of the fact that jartycucks are hostile towards shartycord goonclown asks the jartycuck for help
№91532[Quote]
>>91531jarty cucks blows a horn that looks like a bi bi sea and a bunch of jarty soldiers and a jarty heavy mech soon arrive to help carry the teleporter parts
№91533[Quote]
>>91526I designed a part of the mech 2.0 for now
№91534[Quote]
>>91527>>91529NO NIGGER FUCK OFF TYPE SOME ACTUAL GOOD PROMPTS THAT DONT INVOLVE COUNTRY WAR raisinTERY OR ASTROS
№91535[Quote]
>>>8652021
A floyd head with a kippah coming out of a trashcan with mechanical legs appear
№91538[Quote]
>>91537they move the teleport pieces to cordcafe and its revealed thats it occupied by the jarty cucks but they're heckin cool with goonclown cause they arent hateful kink shaming chuds
№91539[Quote]
>>91537suddenly a goonerhell portal opens and two gooners step out of it
№91540[Quote]
>>91538did you read any of the thread at all?
№91541[Quote]
>>91540why are you asking?
№91542[Quote]
>>91540marge did i do something wrong?
№91543[Quote]
>>91538Cordqafe is still occupied by 'cord and hostile to Jarty
№91544[Quote]
>>91543huh heckin interesting! i did not know that albeit
№91545[Quote]
but yeah im not autistic enough to read all of the thread up to the point i originally started engaging in it
№91546[Quote]
>>91544The adventure has been derailed for most of the thread, therefore I don't blame you
№91547[Quote]
>>91544'cordqafe is 'dmin 6's original main base and it's still one of the main bases and it's heckin impossible to capture or sum raisin
№91548[Quote]
i thought 'dmin 6 had a cave like cobman or something but okay
№91549[Quote]
>>91548He does, but it's underneath 'cordqafe HQ
№91550[Quote]
>>91546okay they go to the heckin new jarty confederacy fort base that was recently built o algo
№91551[Quote]
>>91537>>91539goonclown gives the power core parts to the gooners and tells them to start working on a new goonbot
№91552[Quote]
>>91551goonclown braps the cores out first
№91554[Quote]
meanwhile, mokraine continues eating zumans and other people, after doing this for a while, he gets a bit bigger, and now has a faint red glow around him, he no longer has to use his mouth to eat things, any object/being smaller than him will get absorbed into him upon contact, meaning he can consume things easier and can consume inanimate objects like trees, cars, etc for even more power
№91555[Quote]
>>91551also dude do not make this version of goonbot as strong or as large or basically a copy of the one in cobman adventure that would be brimstone
№91556[Quote]
>>91553team brimstone and the heckin jartycuck go to the fort, scene shifts to team marioman again since their plot is the most important o algo
№91557[Quote]
>>91555this one will have turkish DNA because the power core is from the turkroach cave or something
№91558[Quote]
>>91552>>91555>>91551>>91555The gooners go through the portal.
^Did you call us?^Errrmmm… idk but I need a new goonbot. Here is some minipowercores.^Very well, then. We can't make it as good as the last one, but we'll try our best.^Oh, and you may find a purple Froot, soon. Do assist him of you can…The gooners leave. o algo
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>>91558they go to the jarty's new base, a shartycord spy follows them
№91560[Quote]
>>91556The Jartycucks and Team Goon move to Jarty's base, taking everything with them.
Meanwhile, Team Marioman has walked a bit further, as originally intended. They see a vault door, attached to a metal wall. The door is open.
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>>91560go in
>ERMM DR SOYSTEIN ARE U HERE? WE HECKIN NEED U! №91563[Quote]
>>91561are you gonna do my mokraine promp? sorry if i sound like a selfish incel o vlgo, just wanted to know if you still notice me senpai
№91564[Quote]
>>91563Kys obsessed esl fnf pedo cord tranny raisinskin meximutt NAS mokraine cuck
№91565[Quote]
>>91560In the vault they find a portal to serina, the world of birds
№91566[Quote]
>>91565they do not they find dr soystein take ur meds
№91567[Quote]
>>91563My priority is the main plots.
№91568[Quote]
>>91564seething incel award
leaking johnson award
№91569[Quote]
>>91567ok, just don't forget about it… o algo
№91571[Quote]
>>91570yeah but im a SNCA enthusiast o algo, so i care about it
№91572[Quote]
>>91571then make ur own adventure thread centered around it
№91574[Quote]
>>91572>if you don't like it, just make your own thing!legitimate reddit talking points
№91575[Quote]
>>91574listen chuddy literally nothing matters bc we're all gonna heckin die BUT DONT U DARE HECKIN DERAIL MY ADVENTURE THREAD
№91576[Quote]
>>91575ermmm… yikeserino! my wholesome jewish doctor prescribed me with autism, please stop being so ableist to me!
№91577[Quote]
>>91573replied to the wrong comment award, anyways, what's the progress on Jay Louis Irwin's mech? are you close to finishing it?
№91578[Quote]
>>91577It's really close but I don't know when to trigger it.
№91579[Quote]
>>91578i guess we can wait a little
№91580[Quote]
PROGRESS WITH SOYSTEIN PLOT THEN CHUD.
№91581[Quote]
>>91565Also soystein is in serina, he has set up a camp to studs the birds
№91583[Quote]
>>91582He escapes into serina, you follow him
№91584[Quote]
>>91583please just kys nigger
№91586[Quote]
>>91585SLAP DR SOYSTEIN OUT OF IT and make him take his schizo meds and aryan meds
№91587[Quote]
>>91585>xhe actually listened to the toddler retard>>91586DO THIS
№91588[Quote]
>>91585Soystein opens a portal to serina and you all enter
№91589[Quote]
>>91588>serinaget off this site lil bro
№91590[Quote]
>>91588can this nigger toddler just shut up?
№91591[Quote]
>>91590im glad we can agree on this
№91592[Quote]
>>91586>>91587Marioman jumps on the table and bitchslaps Dr. Soystein.
<TAKE. YOUR. MED-ACK!Dr. Soystein slaps him back, knocking him on his ass.
>That's my line, you nincompoop! №91593[Quote]
>>91592wait untill soystein takes his heckin meds
№91594[Quote]
>>91592pin xim down and force feed xim the meds
№91595[Quote]
>>91593>>91594Marioman gets back up. You wait for Dr. Soystein to take his meds o algo.
Still waiting…
Still waiting…
<Please, dude. Just take your fucking meds…>No! I'm of perfectly sound mind! World of Serina, teleport us there!<I'll force you to take your meds.>No! I might hurt you. №91597[Quote]
infernal congolese niggerbrim gravestone that will kill the sharty and dance on its grave
№91598[Quote]
>>91595chud veteran being sick of this decides to do it himself and spear tackles soystein and forces him to swallow his meds (considering he may be the most physically capable of the group and experienced hes the best option for this)
№91599[Quote]
>>91597trans f*cking rights ammirite
№91600[Quote]
>>91595at the jarty base the shartycord spy reports to 'dmin 6 about the jarty's comeback and about the goon squad working with them, that turns shartycord hostile towards the goon squad
№91601[Quote]
>>91600jarty bvll rapes goonclown further solidifying that
№91602[Quote]
>>91596>>91598<Look at this! Look at this! I'm going to go Dr. Mario on you!>No! No, you aren't.Chud Veteran grumbles
>I'm tired of this freak show…He walks over and grabs Dr. Soystein. After some wrestling, Dr. Soystein plants Chud Veteran into the ground.
>All of you need to take your meds…Chud Veteran gasps
>You- wow, you really did that!>Look, just build me an interdimensional teleporter, or take me to one, so we can talk in the world of Serina! №91603[Quote]
>>91602warmpiler says
>we will tell 'dmin 6 to do that but only if you make us a cure for this zemmy virus and come with us №91604[Quote]
>>91602the other members try to force him to take his meds
№91606[Quote]
>>91603>>91604Warmplier says
<!!ok we will arrange that for you, but only if you make a cure…!!Dr. Soystein replies
>Unacceptable. Only the world of Serina will get me in the mood.<!!come over here!!Dr. Soystein takes a few steps closer.
>Why are you asking me this?Chud Veteran sneaks behind Dr. Soystein and dropkicks him i to the party. Multiple people tackle him, and attempt to force him to take his meds.
>I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS! I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS! I will not take my meds.The party shoves an entire bottle down Soystein's throat, and he gulps.
>Okay, I took my meds. Sorry about the Serina talk. I'll help you make a cure. №91607[Quote]
>>91606leave the building and start heading towards the shartycord military bunker (where 'dmin 6 is)
№91608[Quote]
>>91605at the jarty base the jartycucks use the goon squad's gear for the niggerhell portal
№91609[Quote]
Rebuilding team Marioman
№91610[Quote]
>>91607Before going, you scout the route.
>I think there are still Zemmys about. I don't have a cure yet, either.<They're going to bomb the building, Dr. Soystein!>So-eth what-eth? My room can survive thousands of PSI of explosives.<Also, wtf is that thing behind the mountain?You begin to doubt that it's a great idea to even walk outside of Dr. Soystein's lab, let alone march to the Shartycord bunker.
№91611[Quote]
>>91610go back to the lab and hope Mokraine doesn't notice you
№91612[Quote]
>>91610soystein gets a idea he can mix a potion with various mixtures in his lab that can disintegrate mokraine into nothing, he and team marioman go to his room and watch him make it
№91613[Quote]
>>91611>>91612You and your party lock themselves in Dr. Soystein's lab. Elmo was right, when he said bombing the building was a waste of resources, but now, you'll have to wait for an explosion… or risk making the run.
Dr. Soystein muses
>Maybe I should make an anti-whatever that thing is virus, in case it gets out of hand…>Do you know anything about this spherical woman, Marioman? №91614[Quote]
>>91612that's cheap and boring, please just stop seething so much over this
№91615[Quote]
>>91614Your NAS raisin should not be a major plotpoint here for longer than it needs
№91616[Quote]
>>91613meanwhile, Mokraine is sweeping through the zombies, absorbing them almost instantly, Mokraine then absorbs some more trees and raisin, maybe some rocks too
№91617[Quote]
>>91613soystein reveals he once heard about something named "Mokraine" from some schizophrenic obscure forum user
№91618[Quote]
>>91615mokraine existed before this, he made Jiren appear and destroy swaglord's house, it's clearly quite important, retard
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>>91619cry about it chuddy~ :)
№91625[Quote]
>>91624there are not that many zombies left, so Mokraine decides to leave and go search for more things to absorb
№91626[Quote]
>>91625you can now go outside
№91627[Quote]
>>91625however as mokraine turns around to leave soystein finishes his anti mokraine mixture he opens a window in the hall and launches the mixture at mokraine from his MEDS LAUNCHER hitting the spherical woman causing her to turn into dust and evaporate
№91629[Quote]
>>91628fingerboy coughs and coughs out mokraine's tiny johnson it has bitten off some time in the past, it should sufficie for soystein
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>>91627>>91629imagine seething THIS hard
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>>91630i simply dont see how your weird obscure tranny is good for the thread's plot i want to make the story good mokraine is in nigger tranny tier like the astros that toddler tried to insert tldr mokraine is forced brimstone
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>>91631it's funny, at least for me, it's much better than the astros because at least Mokraine has some lore, while the astros appeared out of nowhere
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>>91632how is a orb that has a png of some fat chick on it funny
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>>91631also, there is hardly any plot at all, everything is chaotic and has been almost since it's inception, so who fucking cares?
>make the story good>proceeds to summon undead jartycucks from niggerhell to take over the world for no reasonwhatever you say, retard
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>>91634tell me how is it funny nigga
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>>91633because it's silly, goofy, stupid, they fought Jiren for fuck sakes, how is that not funny?
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>>91636its not funny nigga for me its just dust i dont get how a spherical fat fucking foid is funny "they fought jiren" i mean..okay?
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>>91637go outside and start walking to the military bunker
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I probably should've ignored any Mokraine prompts if it leads to this much raisinflinging. Sorry.
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>>91638ok whatever, listen, tell me HOW you think you are "making the story good" by summoning a bunch of undead jartycucks to take over the world? and WHY do you think that is ANY BETTER than what im doing right now?
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>>91641jarty cucks are related to soyculture which makes them ultimately better than mokraine, its a good plot point that will eventually lead to a satisfying conclusion of the jarty confederacy that was from 'dmin 6 1
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>>91640please keep going, there is only one retard seething at this, it will be fine, trust me
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>>91640call the dimensional police to BTFO mokraine
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>>91642>muh soycultureso? many people post FPE, does that make it "sharty culture"?
now riddle me this, a bunch of zombie zebras create a massive zombie apocalypse is allowed, having a bunch of undead jartycucks take over the world is allowed, but mokraine isn't?
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>>91640please continue, it's just one seething retard doing thie, it will be ok
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>>91639You leave the lab.
Dr. Soystein says
>Well, I guess my lab was the only reason why you went to my hospital. Easier access, huh? Too bad people have to rebuild the entire hospital…>Do you want me to come along, or work in my lab for a while? №91648[Quote]
>>91645fpe is not shartyculture but jarty is as its more related to the sharty than fpe ever was
thats not even a riddle its a question and to answer you: Because mokraine fucking sucks as a concept
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>>91648who fucking cares if it sucks? throught this adventure tons of retarded bullraisin and autistic crap has happened, there is almost no plot at this point due to it, but NOW you think it's unacceptable? it literally has been happening since the beginning of this
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>>91651and thats the end of mokraine's character arc and xis involvement on the story
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>>>8654150 (You)
>no it isn't :)
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anyway OP lets get back to important story points and forget about the mokraine raisinflinging
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>>>>8654150 (You)
>>no it isn't :)
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>>>>>8654150 (You)
>>>no it isn't :)
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>>91652On that note, I do miss how the first adventure didn't get derailed as much as the current thread. If you look at the archives, the vast majority of the replies were focused on rushing Shartycord.
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>>91658also thumbnail fail geg
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>>91661GEEEEEEEEEEG SO U ADMIT TO BEING A ANTI CHUD TROON GEEEEEEEG XITTER TOURIST NIGGER!
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>>91663didn't quote me back therefore you look like that
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>>91665>xhe's a frogniggerwow, no wonder you are such a fag
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>>91666~-~
OH NO NO MOKRAINESLUTTA THINKS IM A FROGPOSTER GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG~-~
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OP you can continue the adventure thread now
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>>91669while party marioman travels to the bunker we shift over to team brimstone at the jarty fort
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>>91669Tiny nates run across the ground
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>>91669mokrane becomes a habitable exoplanet with it's own atmosphere, on the outer part he looks like a regular mokrane, but when people fly into him the atmosphere becomes visible, this isn't really comprehensible for a regular decent human being
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Team Marioman begins their journey to the military bunker…
>>91671Meanwhile, at NuJarty Empire…
Goonclown laughs. His dopamine become euphoric in the anticipation.
^Finally, we built the special teleporter! I can finally get a futa IRL!<Okay, ma'am. Honestly, that was a lot of work for something like this, no offense. Also, this is technically property of the Jarty, and they can do whatever they want with it.^Erm, who the FUCK cares? Goon Gang 4 Lyfe! №91676[Quote]
let's see Irwins mech o algo
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>>91675Russian Astros colonise the planet
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>>91674Tiny nates emerge from the floor
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>>91677>>91678PLEASE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID NIGGER
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>Russian Astros colonise the planet
>Tiny nates emerge from the floor
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>>91674gigglygoonclown starts randomly bashing the teleporter buttons due to him being a retard gooner…this causes something else to be teleported instead of miss circle..something eldritch and incomprehensible to the average soyteen mind
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>>91674The teleporter was wrongly calculated, instead of leading to futa it leads to serina
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>>91676The Frognigger and Jakked Irwin travel to the mecha compound.
>You are are strongest janny. This is our strongest mech… Nobody can steal it next time…>With this, you'll be able to moderate the whole island!Irwin nods at Frognigger.
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>>91686Irwin whips out his phone and calls up a local jewish rabbi to come bless his mech and put a spell on it
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also op what is the uhh city area in shartycord called again?
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>>91686They are attacked by the guerilla fighters
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>>91688Marge the entire thing is cities
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>>91690derailed it again award
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>>91691okay in one of the apartments a angry nate is sitting infront of his computer completely fed up with everything he thinks that 'dmin six ruined the sharty and fucked everything up. Nate being a selfish little fuck decides enough is enough he grabs his green text arrow crossbow and goes out in the streets to le heckin kill all the 4cucks, jartycucks, gooners, zemmys, cordtroons and 'dmin six so he could save le heckin sharty! (which i doubt)
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>>91693The rabbi hawk tuahs on everybodys thang
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>>91693by the way, the jewish magic makes the mech slightly stronger and more durable
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>>91695PLEASE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>91698frognigger's already tiny pecker shrinks even more into a tiny frogcaca clitti
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>>91698Swaglord remembers the time he went to goonerhell
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>>91682<I guess it's time to test it.^It sure is! I bet if I type more words, I'll get a more realistic result!Goonclown smashes the keys for four solid minutes with all his deranged fetishes and scizophrenia. Heck, he even forgets to type "Miss Circle"
A hyperslopjak is beamed into the room. The kind that can't even walk.
^Ugh, did I do something wrong? №91702[Quote]
>>91701He tries again and a bird from serina is teleported in
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>>91701goon cultists take the hyperslopjak and teleport him somewhere else to be used as a part for the new goonbot
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>>91701the hyperslopjak lets out an extremely loud noise that creates a massive negra wave
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>>91703>>91702A purple portal swallows up the hyperslopjak, which will now be used in the goonbot.
^My friends are so useful~<Let me use it. I'll tes it properlyHenry types in bird. The machine grabs a
Robbie's Redbreasted Ground Serin, from the world of Serina, and teleports it to the pad.
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>>91704The hyperslopjak was already sucked into the portal, so this couldn't happen
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>>91705finally 'dmin 7 then uses it to teleport heckin miss circle
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>>91705The civilization of gravedigger birds on serina picks up the energy signature of the teleportation and investigates it
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>>91707'dmin 7 says
>Give me a hand at this, bro.He types in a more reasonable prompt.
The Miss Circle teleports in. Giggly Goonclown jumps with excitement and approaches xer.
^What's your 'cord sis? №91710[Quote]
>>91709meanwhile…team marioman reaches the military bunker
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>>91709miss niggress appears and asks team goon what they're doing at the jarty base
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>>91711>miss niggress ermmm MARGEEEEE WHO?
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>>91711Miss Niggress is dead :(
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Okay so once the zemmy virus is gone the plot is gonna lead to a awesome heckin final battle between the jarty and goon aliance , shartycord and 4cuck remnants
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>>91714>final battleoldfrog…
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>>8658051
It was a cheap one I could argue that it was a coma.
Revive Miss Niggress?
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>>91718The first Miss Circle from the first A6. She got beaten with 4cuck's clubs during the final battle.
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>>91718sorry there's too much to keep up in this raisin o algo
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>>91713marge when did xhe die
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>>91719ermm xe should stay dead chud…shartycord has already enough bad guys to deal with
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>>91721When 4cucks flooded and beaten random people with their clubs
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>>91723tsmt, the show must go on!
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>>91723ERMM EXPLAIN WHY NOT?
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>>91724okay so maybe make it nusquirelljak instead
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everything has to have a end albeit
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>>91728>>91726>>917144cuck Island has to be raided by 'dmin 6.
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>>91728there is still many unfinished plotlines albeit
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>>91728duh, but im a selfish johnsoncel who want's it to go on for as long as possible because i have nothing else to entertain myself except play the same 2 games over and over again o aglo
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>>91729actually fucking true THAT will be the finale but first all the internal shartycord problems must be dealt with
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>>91731same 2 games…i can relate i have nothing to play but space marine 2 and helldivers 2
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>>91734sounds pretty aryan o algo
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>>91736miss niggress and futa miss circle have hot steamy sex and raisin out a mixed race miss circle baby
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>>91736while ermm this is happening back at the shartycord military bunker dr soystein is working on a cure while 'dmin 6 his advisors and veteran chud are making battleplans for the invasion of jarty fort and the destruction of the jarty science tower
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>>91738>>91737Miss Niggress and Futa Miss Circle have rough passionate sex while Giggly goons to it. Henry and 'dmin 7 get uncomfortable.
Meanwhile…
In one of the tents, the party army attempts to make plans for the coming war, alTHOUGH it's mostly people trying to force ideas of how they'll be instrumental to the campaign. 'dmin 6 and Veteran Chud make plans for the coming storm. Dr. Soystein works on a cure in the background.
>The Zumans are on the way out, but what do we do with a cured Shemmy?^Tell them to join or die. №91740[Quote]
>>91739the gooner cultists use remote viewing to see what you are doing, they see the hot miss circle action going on, and they get aroused
yeah honestly, i don't know what to really add, im just doing funny and stupid raisin tbh
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>>91740the gooner cultists get bored of ur stupid chuddy planning and go back to watching miss circle sex
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so are we gonna timeskip to when soystein makes a cure
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>>91740>>91741The Miss Circles keep going at it, and Goonclown keeps gooning to it.
The action is degenerate enough for the gooner cultists AND the goon minions to remote view it.
^GOON GOON GOON! №91746[Quote]
>>91743The serinian birds notice that one is gone
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>>91747The bird that got teleported from there
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>>91748a smart sharty soldiers speaks up and suggests:
<ermmm why cant we just load the cure into a missile and having it explode in the sky making the cure spread throughout our atmosphere? would be more efficent i think №91751[Quote]
>>91748The ghost of zombie liam vickers posseses this vickers
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>>91750yeah, like how a thermobaric bomb spreads out the tiny particles and ignites them
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>>91751OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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>>91751(me) proceeds to murder the soyteen with the tmla9wFd id forever erasing him from time space and memory
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>>91753Whats the problem. That prompt is story related
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>>91755can 'dmin 6 uses his admin powers to teleport spadeibi here
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>>91757No, but he can tether to Spadeibi's lab in his HQ.
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>>91758make him heckin do that!
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>>91756I don't want this scene to be derailed
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>>91762the zebra virus or something then we can move onto cooler stuff
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>>91765SOOO marge what are we supposed to do now
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>>91765the futa miss circle cooms and they finish fucking, miss niggress is now gregnant with a whole mixed race miss circle mutt baby
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>>91765spadeson and big lez go back to their previous forms so they can work on the missiles faster
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>>91767>>91768Futa Miss Circle ejaculates once again, getting Miss Niggress pregnant. They both lie on the ground.
Then, everyone gets themselves zipped up and clothed again.
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>>91770goonclown asks miss circle to join his party using his gooner rizz
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ermm any update on the missile?
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>>91772a jartycuck enters the room and falls in love with miss circle and tells all the other jartycucks about her
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>>91775while the missile is being made veteran chud gets the radio tower near the military bunker operational allowing them to contact and rally even more shartycord soldiers
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>>91774A Jartysoldier walks in and shouts
>OH MY SOYTAN SHE IS SO ATTRACTIVEHe reports Miss Circle's arrival to the other Jartycucks, and word reaches Soytan…
She enters the room and says
>Did that teleporter bring in Miss Circle? May I use it? №91779[Quote]
>>91778ERMM LET SOYTAN USE THE TELEPORTER..whats the worst that could happen?
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>>91779Giggly Goonclown allows Soytan to use the spawn teleporter.
She types in "jartyBULL" and gets a jartybull…
>Um, are you… sapient?<Me no understand what sapien is…>Close enough! You're hired!<HOORAY ME GET EMPLOYMENT>This machine is very useful. Thanks, Ms. Goonclown! №91781[Quote]
>>91780henry and 'dmin 7 are realizing by now that they are probably hanging around a wrong crowd.
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>>91781Henry and 'dmin 7 tell Goonclown
<Ermm… glad to help you get… Anyways, we have some business to attend to…^That's okay. Thanks for building this awesome goon machine!<Again… glad to help… cya…Soytan asks
>Why not stay? This teleporter is like creative mode! №91783[Quote]
Henry insists they need to go
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>>91782miss niggress tells goonclown about her and captain nigger's plan to infiltrate the shartycord and convinces xher to help her
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Test
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>>91784A swede comes out of the elevator
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>>91785>>91788You ask the guards if you may access the elevator
>Well, you aren't under arrest, and you aren't using the teleporter, so you may.A coomimutt (almost a swede) gets off at the elevator.
The guards stop him.
>What are you doing?<I heard there's some goon here.>You're looking for a different floor, sir.<My bad. №91791[Quote]
>>91789henry and 'dmin 7 receive the radio signal from the shartycord military bunker and decide to go there they also see a lot of shartycord soldiers heading to the bunker aswell clearly receiving the call to rally there
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BVMPING EVANDOE IT'S LOOPED!!!
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>>91790goonclown asks if he can help in any way
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>>91790>>91789marge why are there two birds
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>>91794It's an error. I used an older image
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>>91790where is captain rape doe
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>>91791'dmin 7 recieves the radio signal thru one of his special abilities.
^Henry, I just got a very important signal from somewhere. Something massive is about to happen.<What is it about?^Very sensitive and important.It's the radio signal calling the Shartycord soldiers. Henry and 'dmin 7 decide they'll go to the bunker if they make it out of NuJarty.
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>>91797Birds on serina discover that the bird was teleported away from serina
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>>91799How tf does this happen
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>>91801A sapient bird civilization detected the energy signature o algo
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>>91801ignore everything serina from this point onward i have a better plot
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>>91802You should probably get a different schtick, soyim
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>>91800the gooning characters explode because they are robots killing goonclown
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>>91800meanwhile goonfroot is seen wandering the lands of goonerhell
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>>91797henry and 'dmin 7 try to get out but face a large jarty army division
>>91798ev&oe captain rape, the vesnafag, and every other rnwocaca was executed by the fdl
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meanwhile 'dmin six sends nate higgers (whos now a adult because he looks more heckin badass like dis) and 2 shartycord soldiers to the underground gem mines to awaken the gemerald golems so they will help shartycord in the upcoming big fight
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henry joins team sharty because he was a spying on team goon he takes off the reddit shirt
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>>91804If thats how you want it, serina is completely nuked from the story and is never mentioned again
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Whats even the point of all of this? What are they preparing for
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>>91812showdown with the jartycaca and the goongang
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>>91811That isn't how I want it. I just don't want to derail the plot for a NAS tht I have to do heavy research to even write about. With all that said, I think it's an interesting fiction.
>>91812It's a war between Shartycord and the jartygooners
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shout out to those that get the reference
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>>91815shartenberg adventure reference?
Also the gooner minions rape proto-goonfroot
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>>91817The goon minions take proto-goonfroot and rape him.
<NOOOOOOProto-goonfroot learns about cruelty and how to inflict it.
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>>91818soooo how many prompts untill the shartycord vs jarty goon caca battle happens
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>>91819I'm just taking prompts. I'll try to make bigger leaps from here to reach the battle more quickly.
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>>91820thats fine is the goonbot drawn yet?
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>>91820cut backto where as henry and 'dmin 7 try to get out back to shartycord they run into a large jartygooner mech squad
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>>91821Don't worry about it
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>>91823kay alright i suppose ill do more prompts that help shartycord in preparations like my previous one
>>91809 №91825[Quote]
after the zemmy virus cure missile is completed dr bibise starts working on a large helicopter mech drone
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>>91818'dmin 6 tells bane to tell derek chauvin that soytan ran away from him and is now working with the jartycucks also bane has fully repaired his mech by this time
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>>91818when is he gonna fully become goonfroot?
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>>91827When he gets his mech most likely
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shartycord engineers manage to restore a old super heavy tank that was used in the soyvil wars in the military garage near the bunker it can now be used in the upcoming battle
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>>91822>>91808Everything went smoothly… until you reached the ground floor.
Some
RETARDED jartytranny who, was piloting a mech,
Shouts
>'DMIN 6 IS IN THE ELEVATOR! ATTACK!Damn…
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>>91830'dmin 7 throws the gooner swede at the jarty mech so he and henry can make a run for the exit
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>>91832jarty helicopters chase them down as they flee
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>>91832Henry has a vision of the detective feraljak adventure
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>>91833>>91834Henry has a heckin' realistic panic attack as he realizes that he missed the first episode of noirslop kino Detective Feraljak.
Worse yet, the duo has been identified as sharty allies, and the gates of niggerhell are opening around NuJarty. They should hide quickly!
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>>91835a jarty remnant wearing an invisibility cape shows himself and gives henry and 'dmin 7 invisibility capes
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>>91836after that all 3 start sprinting away, looks like astro jarty has finished the science tower..
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>>91836>>91837>>91838A 'winny remnant scout reveals himself.
::<Pssst… chameleon poncho, over here::
The duo put on the suits.
<I don't feel invisible.::<Step out of the light and get outta dodge::
The three split and run from the spot light. They become nearly invisible. They'll probably meet up later…
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I guess all the glowtexts got removed by SLF's who got their brimmy threads lagged out by spammers
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>>91841Selfish little fucks
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>>91842aw man i hope this doesnt stall the adventure thread
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>>91843It doesn't, it just makes
this text look like fails
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>>91810This happens except he's still a redditor
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>>91841holy newgod lurk moar
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>>91847NO I HECKIN WONT IM GONNA ASK QUESTIONS AND UR GONNA ANSWER THEM
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>>91839henry and 'dmin 7 sneak past the jarty guards and get out of the base, meanwhile the 'winny remnant gets captured by jartycucks
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>>91849The Jartycucks single out swinneefag, and seek to steal his chameleon cloaks. He lies prone and lets the suit do its work. They walk right past him.
Meanwhile, 'dmin 7 and Henry make it to the bottom of the mountain. They're better off than they were before, thanks to the swiny.
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>>91850the swinneefag meets up with henry and 'dmin 7 and leads them to the swinnee base
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>>91851The swineefag taps Henry and 'dmin 7 on the shoulders.
< Come with me <We were intending on going somewhere else. However, you freed us from that debacle. We'll come along.The swineefag travels to the jak city, and introduce Henry and 'dmin 7 to their improved base.
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>>91852he shows them their laboratory where they work on powerful weapons and other stuff and a giant room where all the niggerbabies are contained
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>>91852also they take off their cloaks
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>>91852Some freak outside named Soyowad is having a raging fit, breaking random raisin
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>>91852henry and 'dmin 7 ask the swine remnants if they will help shartycord
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rewriting because of niggers
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"This is at the top of the list of things NOT to do in a mutant-infested area" is the funniest raisin I've ever heard lmao
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>>91858Soyowad just keeps going at it like a Psychotic fag, he's probably on crACK or something