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 89973[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

It's been one week since ‘dmin 6 annexed Shartyland into his empire. He's resolved the conflict with Shartyland as peacefully as he could, and is now co-leaders with Froot. The nation is now named Shartycord.
The 4cuck Empire has invaded Soysphere Island, and the Soyteens fight a guerilla war. It's up to ‘dmin 6 to ultimately save the Sharty this time, and to kill the 4cuck.
Before even setting foot on 4cuck's soil, ‘dmin 6 and his army WILL defend the Soysphere Island.

BEGIN

Your party has been scattered to the winds of time. You have to search for surviving members throughout Soysphere Island. Currently, you're alone in your lair: The ‘dmin 6 Batcave.
You may enter:
^the prison cell
^the Research and Development wing (recommended)
^the teleporter room
Or
^the elevator (leads to ‘cordqafe HQ)
Of course, you may visit all the rooms. 'dmin six's batcave is a saferoom, it cannot be invaded or entered casually…

 90772[Quote]

What software do you use?

 90773[Quote]

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>>90772
ibisPaint X because I'm phonefagging 24/7. I'd most likely be using GIMP if I was on PC.

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>>90760
Everyone gets up. The shemmys grab 'dmin 6 and disable his sword movement. The 4cucks prepare to stab him.

 90775[Quote]

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Th 4cucks tie and bind Froot and steal his glisterald sword. They call for backup to help extract him.

 90776[Quote]

>>90775
The armies clash
>>90774
Marioman ignites the shemmys and cucks

 90777[Quote]

Kill MarioMan for being autistic.

 90778[Quote]

>>90776
komputersem will crash into 4cuck sacrificing himself and the other 4cuck soldiers

 90779[Quote]

up

 90780[Quote]

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>>90776
>>90778
The cordarmy fights thr shemmys. A cuckstrider fires another volley, hitting 2 out of 3 shots. Thr commander robot continues firing his eye laser into the shemmys.
The 4cucks prepare a rope to transport Froot.
Komputersem arrives to set the record straight…

 90781[Quote]

https://geocities.restorativland.org/EnchantedForest/1245/
Brundlefly gets transported to an alternative timeline where Sharty looks like this.

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>>90776
Marioman aims the Immolator to free 'dmin 6, trying his best to use it as a single shot to spare his ally. It ignites a shemmycuck, freeing 'dmin 6 from one of them. The remaining shemmy tackles 'dmin 6 to the ground.
The next targets are the anti-Mutant 4cucks. Their anti-mutant armor gives them a decent resistance against flame-based attacks. It's more difficult for the Immolator to chew thru them.
The Anti-Mutant 4cucks stab 'dmin 6 with their pikes. The Shemmy next to cordbot slashes at him. The burning shemmy burns to death.

 90783[Quote]

>>90781
Bruntlefly got killed earlier so this can't happen.

 90784[Quote]

>>90782
Cordbot blasts a 'p laser

 90785[Quote]

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>>90784
Cordbot fires a burst at the shemmy, the frag rounds obliterate his insides.
The anti-mutant 4cucks stab 'dmin 6 again.

 90786[Quote]

>>90785
Officer skibidi comes to 'dmin 6s rescue

 90787[Quote]

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>>90786
>>90786
Officer Skibidi slams into the 4cucks,knocking them to the floor, and stunning them.

 90788[Quote]

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everyone goes to this shitty homestuck church

 90789[Quote]

>>90787
SKIBIDI W
'DMIN 6 CONGRATULATES THE SKIBIDI OR WHATEVE

 90790[Quote]

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>>90789
While being grappled by a shemmy, 'dmin 6 gets up and awards the skibidi with the Saved the sixth admin of the website Award. This gives him +1 Agility or something.

 90791[Quote]

>>90790
Shemmy dies from dysentery he got from drinking grum grum juice earlier

 90792[Quote]

Should I make a post number system for the adventure, that determines how successful an action could be?

 90793[Quote]


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>>90791
'dmin 6 uses Floydian nigger magic to give shemmy dysentry. Shemmy dies, but this will accost 'dmin Six's party later.

 90795[Quote]

>>90794
I MENTIONS GRUM GRUM JUICE, ARE YOU BAJOOKIEPHOPIC????

 90796[Quote]

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>>90795
BAJOOKIEPHOPIC?

 90797[Quote]

>>90795
'dmin 6 teleported grum grum juice into the shemmy's blood, but Floydian nigger magic will backfire on the party.

 90798[Quote]

>>90797
forgot image award

 90799[Quote]

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>>90798
'dmin 6 teleported grum grum juice into the shemmy's blood, but Floydian nigger magic will backfire on the party.

 90800[Quote]

>>90796
Bajonkiestan niggers smfh

 90801[Quote]

>>90799
Collect your and your partys bearings for a bit before continuing

 90802[Quote]

>>90780
marilyn manson and charlie from hazbin hotel arrive in their batmobile, bane is also there

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>>90802
(Queued on Froot side or something)
>>90801
Your party gets their wounds bandaged before proceeding to either side of the room.
The anti-mutant 4cucks levitate under a strange force. Everyone sees a mysterious creature. The anti-mutant 4cucks disappear…

 90804[Quote]

Left or right determines the first queued encounter of the two that were set up earlier

 90805[Quote]

Op, for how long do you think this thread will go on?

 90806[Quote]

>>90805
No idea. It could get to 2000 or even 3000 replies if it goes on long enough.

I'm considering taking a week long break so it becomes fresh, or splitting it into a third installment where they actually invade 4cuck.

 90807[Quote]

>>90803
Cobman appears

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>>90807
I'll ask OP for a png

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>>90807
You see a superhero climb through the window. It's Cobman, from Cobman Adventure! He tells you about the Never Goon Minion located to the left.

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>>90809
'dmin 6 disagrees that gooning is LE GOOD

 90811[Quote]

>>90810
Does 'dmin 6 say that gooning is good, or does he disagree with that notion?

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>>90811
he says that

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>>90809
>>90812
'dmin 6 says that gooning is LE GOOD for you, even doe it isn't, and that Cobman better fvck off for being anti-gooner.
Cobman exits the scene. At least you know that searching for the minion is a waste of time. Proceed to the right?

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>>90813
yea sure everyones fine now, elmo even sippin on some LEAN

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>>90814
Elmo drinks a big cup of Sproke lean, the party heads on to the room to the right.

In the next room, you see an Amerimutt experimental tank. The tank is labeled "4chan". If he doesn't notice you, you might be able to dodge him by hiding.

If the last digit of this post is higher than 6 (excludes 0), he notices you, and you can't hide

 90816[Quote]

Creator of cobman adventure here, i gave up. Im back to replying to this thread.

 90817[Quote]

>>90816
Why did you give up?

 90818[Quote]

>>90816
I read the thread. Sad to see it end prematurely. I'm the pink ID.

 90819[Quote]

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>>90815
The Amerimutt notices the party. fires the cannon, blasting into one of the pillars. It can fire every 3 turns. Now the party can only run or fight!

 90820[Quote]

>>90815
Telefrag the amerimutt

 90821[Quote]

I have not been keeping up with this thread while i was running cobman.
Can you give a summary of the shemmy plotline and the goal of it?

 90822[Quote]

>>90821
During the pony arc, the 4cuck and cordqafe nations intensified their fighting. Cordqafe funneled the majority of their forces to 4shemmy to deal a decisive blow to 4cuck, then 4cuck concetrated their forces in the same area. This transformed 4shemmy into a stronghold, where whoever gains the victory, deals a crippling blow to the other side. Now, 'dmin 6 and Froot have traveled there to help cordqafe win against 4cuck.

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>>90820
'dmin 6 uses the emergency tether to cordinate a telefrag. This will be activated in 3 turns. Amerimutt fires the gatling gun at your party. The shrapnel does some damage to Avery and the NINny troops.
>Darnit, gotta calibrate the frylock burger or something.

 90824[Quote]

>>90823
freakbob has sex with the gatling gun

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>>90824
Marioman summons Freakbob.
Freakbob sticks his spongepenis into the gatling gun. It fires, tearing his groind into shreds and distributing it onto one of the pillars. The gatling gun continues at a similar arc, but lower. It kills two NiNny soldiers and wounds one of them. It also wounds Avery with a lot of damage.
2 turns until teleport activation.

 90826[Quote]

>>90825
Well that didnt help at all…
MarioMan gets avery to the other side, out of the way of any harm

 90827[Quote]

>>90825
Shoot right into the tanks gun

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>>90826
>>90827
Marioman gets Avery behind the secure pillar, and she fires a high caliber round down the tank's barrel (round isn't curving, merely a tortured representation). The next round that fires causes a catastrophic failure, destroying the big gun.
Teleport next turn…

 90829[Quote]

>>90828
Shoot at the gattling gun

 90830[Quote]

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>>90828
can elmo or whatever that thing is jump on it and break the glass and kill the fag driver

 90831[Quote]

>>90830
i didnt mean to post that image there whoops

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>>90829
>>90830
>>90831
The NiNnys fire their HL2 Beta MP5s at the gatling gun, to minimal effect. Elmo drops down and fires at the window. It cracks a little, but is ultimately resistant to the gunfire.

Ameritank fires the gatling gun at the right side of the party. It nicks Officer Toilet and Marioman, doing a little damage.

'dmin 6 attempts to telefrag the mutt. He gets really close, and is now inside the cockpit with the mutt. His teleported sword busts the window.
Amerimutt can't see 'dmin 6, since his eyes are viewing the outside of the tank. He's entirely oblivious and vulnerable.

 90833[Quote]

>>90832
Crush his head

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>>90833
'dmin 6 grabs Amerimutt's head and slams it against the chair several times. The helmet and cushioning protects his head, but he's still stressed out all the same.
He whimpers
>WAIT! Please spare me! I won't fight you anymore! I surrender!

 90835[Quote]

>>90834
Use the sword to cut the class and then behead the mutt

 90836[Quote]

>>90834
Amerimutts are stupid or something so offer 1448 big macs if you join their side

 90837[Quote]

>>90835
>>90836
If the last digit on this post is greater than 4, then >>90836 gets done. Otherwise, >>90835 gets done. 0 counts as less than 4.

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>>90835
It takes a good effort, but 'dmin 6 breaks the rest of the window from the inside. He beheads the Amerimutt, whose head falls onto the floor.

 90839[Quote]

>>90838
Freakbob comes back to life

 90840[Quote]

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>>90839
Freakbob gets up, but it missing his penis and butthole.
You may proceed thru the garage board, or on either floor to the right.

 90841[Quote]

>>90840
Go through the garage and find a pitchshifter concert happening

 90842[Quote]

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>>90841
It's peculiar, but nobody recognizes the strobe lights until they pass thru the garage door. You hear what you can only describe as some sort of electronic music/nu-metal playing. It might be a part of another genre, in fact…

 90843[Quote]

>>90842
Elmo is present, but hidden behind cordbot and Avery

 90844[Quote]

>>90842
alternate universe clopper chud appears

 90845[Quote]

>>90844
He can't do this because the dimension's quarantined

 90846[Quote]

>>90845
yeah i know i mean this universes version of him STUPID

 90847[Quote]

>>90846
Okay this can happen

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>>90846
This dimension's clopperchud still has markings, albeit self-imposed, and he's wearing just enough clothing to be barely acceptable at the concert. He must've got lost here or something.

 90849[Quote]

>>90848
Go up to him and greet zim

 90850[Quote]

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>>90849
'dmin 6 and marioman walk up to clopperchud.
'dmin 6 says
^How did you escape?
Clopperchud replies
<Marge?
Marioman says
>I think he's from this dimension.
Clopperchud says
<Meds, schizo. I'm not from a dimension!

 90851[Quote]

>>90850
Ask about his twilight tattoo

 90852[Quote]

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>>90851
Marioman asks Clopperteen about the Twilight tattoo.
<This? Why, she's the main character! My love for the cast is so big, I need to make the tattoos big! I just can't figure out if I can fit them all on my body.

 90853[Quote]

>>90852
Lee Goldson derails the party

 90854[Quote]

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>>90853
You hear an ear-piercing shriek, from apparently miles away
>YOUR MINDSET SUCKS! GET SPLATTERED ON A SIDEWALK!

 90855[Quote]

>>90854
Clopper is scared and cries for his mommy mare

 90856[Quote]

>>90854
Marge i lost track what happened

 90857[Quote]

>>90414
Also what happened to the 4cuck babies

 90858[Quote]

op can you share the png of cado

 90859[Quote]

>>90856
>>90857
What happened since when? The party made it back to the home dimension, and they're invading 4shem.
>Also what happened to the 4cuck babies
They mutated into a killer snake via jarty influence, and strangled a suuad of 4cucks to death. The 4cucks absorbed into the snake afterwards.

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>>90858
Here he is and the gif he's ripped from

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>>90859
no image again award

 90862[Quote]

>>90861
Evandoe it's not an action post

 90863[Quote]

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>>90855
Clopper sobs
<Oh my Rainbow Dash! Lee knows I'm here!
He breaks down, whimpering and tearing up like a little bitch.

 90864[Quote]

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>>90861
Here's a picture of the snake killing its prey.

 90865[Quote]

>>90863
He might be able to seduce the faggoted 4cucks. Bring him along

 90866[Quote]

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>>90865
Clopperteen joins your party, desiring protection. The Pitchshifter fans (civilian) shuffle around the room. You sense panic in their movements.

 90867[Quote]

>>90866
Try to follow them.

 90868[Quote]

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>>90867
You walk towards the stage, where you see the Clayden brothers of Pitchshifter. The music stops playing. Pitchshifter's bassist, Mark Clayden, looks on stoically.
JS Clayden is bewildered:
>Huh? Why are you spreading? Guys, what is going on?!

 90869[Quote]

>>90868
yeah you wanna know too

 90870[Quote]

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>>90869
'dmin 6 grabs one of the fans by their shirt.
^Tell me why you're scared, or else I'll give you a swirlie!
>What? There's not even a toilet around here!
^Never mind. I have a big ass sword, so you should do as I say.
>Okay! I heard a voice! A very loud one! A monster draws close! Now let me go!

 90871[Quote]

>>90870
Prepare for battle or something



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