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It's been one week since ‘dmin 6 annexed Shartyland into his empire. He's resolved the conflict with Shartyland as peacefully as he could, and is now co-leaders with Froot. The nation is now named Shartycord.
The 4cuck Empire has invaded Soysphere Island, and the Soyteens fight a guerilla war. It's up to ‘dmin 6 to ultimately save the Sharty this time, and to kill the 4cuck.
Before even setting foot on 4cuck's soil, ‘dmin 6 and his army WILL defend the Soysphere Island.

BEGIN

Your party has been scattered to the winds of time. You have to search for surviving members throughout Soysphere Island. Currently, you're alone in your lair: The ‘dmin 6 Batcave.
You may enter:
^the prison cell
^the Research and Development wing (recommended)
^the teleporter room
Or
^the elevator (leads to ‘cordqafe HQ)
Of course, you may visit all the rooms. 'dmin six's batcave is a saferoom, it cannot be invaded or entered casually…
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>>91804
If thats how you want it, serina is completely nuked from the story and is never mentioned again

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Whats even the point of all of this? What are they preparing for

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>>91812
showdown with the jartycaca and the goongang

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>>91811
That isn't how I want it. I just don't want to derail the plot for a NAS tht I have to do heavy research to even write about. With all that said, I think it's an interesting fiction.
>>91812
It's a war between Shartycord and the jartygooners

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>>91806
Proto-goonfroot lurks the plains of goonerhell, learning deeply of its culture.
^GOOON GOOOOOON!
<GOONY GOOB

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shout out to those that get the reference

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>>91815
shartenberg adventure reference?
Also the gooner minions rape proto-goonfroot

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>>91817
The goon minions take proto-goonfroot and rape him.
<NOOOOOO
Proto-goonfroot learns about cruelty and how to inflict it.

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>>91818
soooo how many prompts untill the shartycord vs jarty goon caca battle happens

 91820[Quote]

>>91819
I'm just taking prompts. I'll try to make bigger leaps from here to reach the battle more quickly.

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>>91820
thats fine is the goonbot drawn yet?

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>>91820
cut backto where as henry and 'dmin 7 try to get out back to shartycord they run into a large jartygooner mech squad

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>>91821
Don't worry about it

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>>91823
kay alright i suppose ill do more prompts that help shartycord in preparations like my previous one
>>91809

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after the zemmy virus cure missile is completed dr bibise starts working on a large helicopter mech drone

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>>91818
'dmin 6 tells bane to tell derek chauvin that soytan ran away from him and is now working with the jartycucks also bane has fully repaired his mech by this time

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>>91818
when is he gonna fully become goonfroot?

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>>91827
When he gets his mech most likely

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shartycord engineers manage to restore a old super heavy tank that was used in the soyvil wars in the military garage near the bunker it can now be used in the upcoming battle

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>>91822
>>91808
Everything went smoothly… until you reached the ground floor.
Some RETARDED jartytranny who, was piloting a mech,
Shouts
>'DMIN 6 IS IN THE ELEVATOR! ATTACK!
Damn…

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>>91830
'dmin 7 throws the gooner swede at the jarty mech so he and henry can make a run for the exit

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>>91831
'dmin 7 throws goonimutt onto the jartymech's barrel. The jartytranny tries to fire at the duo, but instead begins to fill the goonimutt like a waterballoon. Goonimutt soon pops, blinding the jartycucks and getting the duo away scott free.

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>>91832
jarty helicopters chase them down as they flee

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>>91832
Henry has a vision of the detective feraljak adventure

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>>91833
>>91834
Henry has a heckin' realistic panic attack as he realizes that he missed the first episode of noirslop kino Detective Feraljak.

Worse yet, the duo has been identified as sharty allies, and the gates of niggerhell are opening around NuJarty. They should hide quickly!

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>>91835
a jarty remnant wearing an invisibility cape shows himself and gives henry and 'dmin 7 invisibility capes

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>>91836
after that all 3 start sprinting away, looks like astro jarty has finished the science tower..

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>>91836
swlnny not jarty

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>>91836
>>91837
>>91838
A 'winny remnant scout reveals himself.
::<Pssst… chameleon poncho, over here::
The duo put on the suits.
<I don't feel invisible.
::<Step out of the light and get outta dodge::
The three split and run from the spot light. They become nearly invisible. They'll probably meet up later…

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I guess all the glowtexts got removed by SLF's who got their brimmy threads lagged out by spammers

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>>91840
whats SLF

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>>91841
Selfish little fucks

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>>91842
aw man i hope this doesnt stall the adventure thread

 91844[Quote]

>>91843
It doesn't, it just makes this text look like fails

 91845[Quote]

>>91844
shieeeeeeeeeeet

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>>91810
This happens except he's still a redditor

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>>91841
holy newgod lurk moar

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>>91847
NO I HECKIN WONT IM GONNA ASK QUESTIONS AND UR GONNA ANSWER THEM

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>>91839
henry and 'dmin 7 sneak past the jarty guards and get out of the base, meanwhile the 'winny remnant gets captured by jartycucks

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>>91849
The Jartycucks single out swinneefag, and seek to steal his chameleon cloaks. He lies prone and lets the suit do its work. They walk right past him.
Meanwhile, 'dmin 7 and Henry make it to the bottom of the mountain. They're better off than they were before, thanks to the swiny.

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>>91850
the swinneefag meets up with henry and 'dmin 7 and leads them to the swinnee base

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>>91851
The swineefag taps Henry and 'dmin 7 on the shoulders.
< Come with me
<We were intending on going somewhere else. However, you freed us from that debacle. We'll come along.
The swineefag travels to the jak city, and introduce Henry and 'dmin 7 to their improved base.

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>>91852
he shows them their laboratory where they work on powerful weapons and other stuff and a giant room where all the niggerbabies are contained

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>>91852
also they take off their cloaks

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>>91852
Some freak outside named Soyowad is having a raging fit, breaking random raisin

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>>91852
henry and 'dmin 7 ask the swine remnants if they will help shartycord

 91857[Quote]

rewriting because of niggers

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>>91853
>>91854
>>91856
> ::Here is our lab. You see, we don't have the numbers, so we try to gain other sorts of advantages::. ::We also sell weapons and such.:: ‏‏‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎
<That's pretty nice. Will you be allying with shartycord in the coming war?
>::That's a difficult question::.‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎::Our old leader told us that Shartyland has taken advantage of us, before disbanding the tribe. They're also allied with 'cordqafe, now, who did the killing. Who are they fighting against?::‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎


>>91855
Meanwhile, a schizophrenic retard screams outside. This is at the top of the list of things NOT to do in a mutant-infested area.

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"This is at the top of the list of things NOT to do in a mutant-infested area" is the funniest raisin I've ever heard lmao

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>>91858
Soyowad just keeps going at it like a Psychotic fag, he's probably on crACK or something



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