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 89973[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

It's been one week since ‘dmin 6 annexed Shartyland into his empire. He's resolved the conflict with Shartyland as peacefully as he could, and is now co-leaders with Froot. The nation is now named Shartycord.
The 4cuck Empire has invaded Soysphere Island, and the Soyteens fight a guerilla war. It's up to ‘dmin 6 to ultimately save the Sharty this time, and to kill the 4cuck.
Before even setting foot on 4cuck's soil, ‘dmin 6 and his army WILL defend the Soysphere Island.

BEGIN

Your party has been scattered to the winds of time. You have to search for surviving members throughout Soysphere Island. Currently, you're alone in your lair: The ‘dmin 6 Batcave.
You may enter:
^the prison cell
^the Research and Development wing (recommended)
^the teleporter room
Or
^the elevator (leads to ‘cordqafe HQ)
Of course, you may visit all the rooms. 'dmin six's batcave is a saferoom, it cannot be invaded or entered casually…

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>>91571
then make ur own adventure thread centered around it

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>>91563
>>91526
Mokrainecord finds out that he can eat trees. The leaves that get stuck on his skin begin to absorb. He emits a faint red glow.

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>>91572
>if you don't like it, just make your own thing!
legitimate reddit talking points

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>>91574
listen chuddy literally nothing matters bc we're all gonna heckin die BUT DONT U DARE HECKIN DERAIL MY ADVENTURE THREAD

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>>91575
ermmm… yikeserino! my wholesome jewish doctor prescribed me with autism, please stop being so ableist to me!

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>>91573
replied to the wrong comment award, anyways, what's the progress on Jay Louis Irwin's mech? are you close to finishing it?

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>>91577
It's really close but I don't know when to trigger it.

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>>91578
i guess we can wait a little

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PROGRESS WITH SOYSTEIN PLOT THEN CHUD.

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>>91565
Also soystein is in serina, he has set up a camp to studs the birds

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>>91562
>>91565
Within the vault, you see Dr. Soystein, but something looks off…

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>>91582
He escapes into serina, you follow him

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>>91583
please just kys nigger

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>>91583
>>91583
Dr. Soystein gets to the point
>LOOK, I just want you to take me to the world of Serina. I could provably genetically engineer them, but I'd probably create a monster on accident…

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>>91585
SLAP DR SOYSTEIN OUT OF IT and make him take his schizo meds and aryan meds

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>>91585
>xhe actually listened to the toddler retard
>>91586
DO THIS

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>>91585
Soystein opens a portal to serina and you all enter

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>>91588
>serina
get off this site lil bro

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>>91588
can this nigger toddler just shut up?

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>>91590
im glad we can agree on this

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>>91586
>>91587
Marioman jumps on the table and bitchslaps Dr. Soystein.
<TAKE. YOUR. MED-ACK!
Dr. Soystein slaps him back, knocking him on his ass.
>That's my line, you nincompoop!

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>>91592
wait untill soystein takes his heckin meds

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>>91592
pin xim down and force feed xim the meds

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>>91593
>>91594
Marioman gets back up. You wait for Dr. Soystein to take his meds o algo.

Still waiting…

Still waiting…

<Please, dude. Just take your fucking meds…

>No! I'm of perfectly sound mind! World of Serina, teleport us there!
<I'll force you to take your meds.
>No! I might hurt you.

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>>91595
*solos you*

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infernal congolese niggerbrim gravestone that will kill the sharty and dance on its grave

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>>91595
chud veteran being sick of this decides to do it himself and spear tackles soystein and forces him to swallow his meds (considering he may be the most physically capable of the group and experienced hes the best option for this)

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>>91597
trans f*cking rights ammirite

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>>91595
at the jarty base the shartycord spy reports to 'dmin 6 about the jarty's comeback and about the goon squad working with them, that turns shartycord hostile towards the goon squad

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>>91600
jarty bvll rapes goonclown further solidifying that

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>>91596
>>91598
<Look at this! Look at this! I'm going to go Dr. Mario on you!
>No! No, you aren't.
Chud Veteran grumbles
>I'm tired of this freak show…

He walks over and grabs Dr. Soystein. After some wrestling, Dr. Soystein plants Chud Veteran into the ground.

>All of you need to take your meds…

Chud Veteran gasps
>You- wow, you really did that!
>Look, just build me an interdimensional teleporter, or take me to one, so we can talk in the world of Serina!

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>>91602
warmpiler says
>we will tell 'dmin 6 to do that but only if you make us a cure for this zemmy virus and come with us

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>>91602
the other members try to force him to take his meds

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>>91600
A shartycord spy tells 'dmin 6 about Team Goon and how they're working with Jarty to build a teleporter. He also tells 'dmin 6 about Jarty's plans of conquest.

^This is bad. I hope they don't ally. By the way, do you have any news on the pregnancy?

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>>91603
>>91604
Warmplier says
<!!ok we will arrange that for you, but only if you make a cure…!!
Dr. Soystein replies
>Unacceptable. Only the world of Serina will get me in the mood.
<!!come over here!!
Dr. Soystein takes a few steps closer.
>Why are you asking me this?
Chud Veteran sneaks behind Dr. Soystein and dropkicks him i to the party. Multiple people tackle him, and attempt to force him to take his meds.
>I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS! I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS! I will not take my meds.
The party shoves an entire bottle down Soystein's throat, and he gulps.
>Okay, I took my meds. Sorry about the Serina talk. I'll help you make a cure.

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>>91606
leave the building and start heading towards the shartycord military bunker (where 'dmin 6 is)

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>>91605
at the jarty base the jartycucks use the goon squad's gear for the niggerhell portal

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Rebuilding team Marioman

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>>91607
Before going, you scout the route.
>I think there are still Zemmys about. I don't have a cure yet, either.
<They're going to bomb the building, Dr. Soystein!
>So-eth what-eth? My room can survive thousands of PSI of explosives.
<Also, wtf is that thing behind the mountain?
You begin to doubt that it's a great idea to even walk outside of Dr. Soystein's lab, let alone march to the Shartycord bunker.

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>>91610
go back to the lab and hope Mokraine doesn't notice you

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>>91610
soystein gets a idea he can mix a potion with various mixtures in his lab that can disintegrate mokraine into nothing, he and team marioman go to his room and watch him make it

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>>91611
>>91612
You and your party lock themselves in Dr. Soystein's lab. Elmo was right, when he said bombing the building was a waste of resources, but now, you'll have to wait for an explosion… or risk making the run.

Dr. Soystein muses
>Maybe I should make an anti-whatever that thing is virus, in case it gets out of hand…
>Do you know anything about this spherical woman, Marioman?

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>>91612
that's cheap and boring, please just stop seething so much over this

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>>91614
Your NAS raisin should not be a major plotpoint here for longer than it needs

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>>91613
meanwhile, Mokraine is sweeping through the zombies, absorbing them almost instantly, Mokraine then absorbs some more trees and raisin, maybe some rocks too

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>>91613
soystein reveals he once heard about something named "Mokraine" from some schizophrenic obscure forum user

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>>91615
mokraine existed before this, he made Jiren appear and destroy swaglord's house, it's clearly quite important, retard

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>>91618
its not

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>>91619
cry about it chuddy~ :)

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>>>8653853 (You)
>cry about it chuddy~ :)

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>>91621
nice selfie

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>>>8653882 (You)
>nice selfie

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>>91616
Mokraine sucks some of the zemmys like ants, and some of the rocks. The level of power displayed is nearly Biblical.

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>>91624
there are not that many zombies left, so Mokraine decides to leave and go search for more things to absorb

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>>91625
you can now go outside

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>>91625
however as mokraine turns around to leave soystein finishes his anti mokraine mixture he opens a window in the hall and launches the mixture at mokraine from his MEDS LAUNCHER hitting the spherical woman causing her to turn into dust and evaporate

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>>91617
Dr. Soystein browses Jartybook and looks at the images the NuJarty took of Adam Mokraine. He then looks him up on NuJarty Wiki.
>Adam Mokraine… hmm… aka adammokrane4354… fought Jiren. Apparently, there's bodies of his clones all over the map. Collect a sample of his DNA, and I can make an agent against him.

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>>91628
fingerboy coughs and coughs out mokraine's tiny johnson it has bitten off some time in the past, it should sufficie for soystein

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>>91627
>>91629
imagine seething THIS hard

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>>91630
i simply dont see how your weird obscure tranny is good for the thread's plot i want to make the story good mokraine is in nigger tranny tier like the astros that toddler tried to insert tldr mokraine is forced brimstone

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>>91631
it's funny, at least for me, it's much better than the astros because at least Mokraine has some lore, while the astros appeared out of nowhere

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>>91632
how is a orb that has a png of some fat chick on it funny

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>>91631
also, there is hardly any plot at all, everything is chaotic and has been almost since it's inception, so who fucking cares?

>make the story good

>proceeds to summon undead jartycucks from niggerhell to take over the world for no reason
whatever you say, retard

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>>91634
tell me how is it funny nigga

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>>91633
because it's silly, goofy, stupid, they fought Jiren for fuck sakes, how is that not funny?

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The Zumans, who don't know about the bunker's durability, stand outside, and are ready to press the detonator.
>Why were they so hostile to us? All we wanted was unity.
^They'll never understand. Just flip the switch.
The entire compound is blasted to pieces. Thankfully, most of the people that were there went home, and Dr. Soystein's lab is spared by the blast. It slides down the mountain, all the way to the bottom. The team may go outside, now.

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>>91636
its not funny nigga for me its just dust i dont get how a spherical fat fucking foid is funny "they fought jiren" i mean..okay?

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>>91637
go outside and start walking to the military bunker

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I probably should've ignored any Mokraine prompts if it leads to this much raisinflinging. Sorry.

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>>91638
ok whatever, listen, tell me HOW you think you are "making the story good" by summoning a bunch of undead jartycucks to take over the world? and WHY do you think that is ANY BETTER than what im doing right now?

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>>91641
jarty cucks are related to soyculture which makes them ultimately better than mokraine, its a good plot point that will eventually lead to a satisfying conclusion of the jarty confederacy that was from 'dmin 6 1

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>>91640
please keep going, there is only one retard seething at this, it will be fine, trust me

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>>91640
call the dimensional police to BTFO mokraine

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>>91642
>muh soyculture
so? many people post FPE, does that make it "sharty culture"?

now riddle me this, a bunch of zombie zebras create a massive zombie apocalypse is allowed, having a bunch of undead jartycucks take over the world is allowed, but mokraine isn't?

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>>91640
please continue, it's just one seething retard doing thie, it will be ok

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>>91639
You leave the lab.
Dr. Soystein says
>Well, I guess my lab was the only reason why you went to my hospital. Easier access, huh? Too bad people have to rebuild the entire hospital…
>Do you want me to come along, or work in my lab for a while?

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>>91645
fpe is not shartyculture but jarty is as its more related to the sharty than fpe ever was

thats not even a riddle its a question and to answer you: Because mokraine fucking sucks as a concept

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>>91640
please erase mokraine from the story from this point forward

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>>91647
<ur coming with us to the military bunker there is a lab in there where u can work on a cure

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Adam Mokraine feels sad. He flies up to become a part of the sky.

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>>91648
who fucking cares if it sucks? throught this adventure tons of retarded bullraisin and autistic crap has happened, there is almost no plot at this point due to it, but NOW you think it's unacceptable? it literally has been happening since the beginning of this

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>>91651
and thats the end of mokraine's character arc and xis involvement on the story

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>>91653
no it isn't :)

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>>>8654150 (You)
>no it isn't :)

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anyway OP lets get back to important story points and forget about the mokraine raisinflinging

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>>>>8654150 (You)
>>no it isn't :)

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>>>>>8654150 (You)
>>>no it isn't :)

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>>91652
On that note, I do miss how the first adventure didn't get derailed as much as the current thread. If you look at the archives, the vast majority of the replies were focused on rushing Shartycord.

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>>>>>>8654150 (You)
>>>>no it isn't :)

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>>91658
also thumbnail fail geg

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>>91661
GEEEEEEEEEEG SO U ADMIT TO BEING A ANTI CHUD TROON GEEEEEEEG XITTER TOURIST NIGGER!

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>>91663
didn't quote me back therefore you look like that

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>>91664
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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>>91665
>xhe's a frognigger
wow, no wonder you are such a fag

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>>91666
~-~OH NO NO MOKRAINESLUTTA THINKS IM A FROGPOSTER GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG~-~

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OP you can continue the adventure thread now

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>>91651
>>91650
<We can build a lab at the bunker, come alon-
>Good Scott, Adam Mokraine became a part of the sky!
<That's nuts.
>Okay, I'll come along.
SOYSTEIN HAS JOINED YOUR ARMY OF A PARTY

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>>91667
obsessed award

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>>91669
while party marioman travels to the bunker we shift over to team brimstone at the jarty fort



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