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 89973[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

It's been one week since ‘dmin 6 annexed Shartyland into his empire. He's resolved the conflict with Shartyland as peacefully as he could, and is now co-leaders with Froot. The nation is now named Shartycord.
The 4cuck Empire has invaded Soysphere Island, and the Soyteens fight a guerilla war. It's up to ‘dmin 6 to ultimately save the Sharty this time, and to kill the 4cuck.
Before even setting foot on 4cuck's soil, ‘dmin 6 and his army WILL defend the Soysphere Island.

BEGIN

Your party has been scattered to the winds of time. You have to search for surviving members throughout Soysphere Island. Currently, you're alone in your lair: The ‘dmin 6 Batcave.
You may enter:
^the prison cell
^the Research and Development wing (recommended)
^the teleporter room
Or
^the elevator (leads to ‘cordqafe HQ)
Of course, you may visit all the rooms. 'dmin six's batcave is a saferoom, it cannot be invaded or entered casually…

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>>90871
A menacing figure appears. He more quietly shouts
>Hey, barneyfag, I heard you like children's cartoons!

 90873[Quote]

>>90872
Marioman screams that quake is better than doom

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>>90873
Marioman screams
>Quake is better than Doom!
Lee shouts louder
>NO! IT'S! NOT!

 90875[Quote]

>>90874
a large bell falls from the sky. it doesnt hit anyone but everyone gets hearing loss and varying levels of brain damage/concussions

 90876[Quote]

>>90874
MarioMan snipes him with a rail gun

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>>90875
>>90876
A massive bell falls onto the ceiling, disorienting everyone and nearly damaging their ears. Everyone except for Lee and the non-humans. Lee Goldson leaps so fast, he nearly teleports behind Clopperteen. He punches him in the face, once he says every word he says
>QUIT! CLOPPING! TO! PONIES! YOU FVCKING BARNEYFAG!
7 times.
Marioman is too disoriented to do anything, and he doesn't have a railgun.
>Stop hitting him, you monster!
>DO YOU WANT SOME? HUH?! ARE YOU A BARNEYFAG?!

 90878[Quote]

>>90877
Pingas man kills the sixth admin of the website

 90879[Quote]

>>90878
This doesn't happen

 90880[Quote]

>>90877
Lee decapitates clopperteen

 90881[Quote]

>>90877
Trick him with into eating a thermite grenade covered in images of tracer feet

 90882[Quote]

update on froot side?

 90883[Quote]

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>>90882
Mr. Manson and Charlie arrive in the Batmobile. (Charlie… Manson…)

Komputersem has taken a few steps closer in his suicide bomber rig. There's like a 50% chance he'll kill your boys alongside killing the 4cucks.

The 4cucks have hoisted Froot up a few meters.

And, of course, this is all a dozen or so turns chronologically behind 'dmin 6's perspective.

 90884[Quote]

>>90883
AHHHH SAVE FROOOTTT!!!!!

 90885[Quote]

>>90883
Liam Vickers and the zombie zebras arrive on the scene

 90886[Quote]

>>90884
Who do you think poses the biggest danger to Froot?

 90887[Quote]

>>90886
uhhhh
idfk the striders

 90888[Quote]

>>90883
bane comes out of the batmobile

 90889[Quote]

>>90888
I forgot

 90890[Quote]

Roll, last digit
<4 only 4cucks
<7 friendly fire
<10 froot dies

 90891[Quote]

>>90890
Roll…

 90892[Quote]

>>90891
My post was the roll. The blast only results in friendly fire.

 90893[Quote]

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>>90884
>>90887
>>90888
>>90890
Bane exits from the Batmobile, but he's not the driver.
Komputersem spammer detonates his suicide vest at the 4cucks. It takes a majority of them out, including the one holding Froot's sword. On the other hand, it takes out the allies soldiers, too.
Supersoldier attempts to save Froot. A cuckstrider blasts him with the grapeshot, but he clings on.

 90894[Quote]

>>90893
bane who is a big guy grabs froot's sword and slashes the 4cuck striders with it

 90895[Quote]

>>90893
I meant Komputersem, not the guy that spams him

 90896[Quote]

>>90893
Robot lasers the 4shemmys

 90897[Quote]

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>>90894
>>90896
Bane prefers unarmed combat, so he simply climbs up the supersoldier zombie, and tosses all the 4cucks and striders off the wall. Only the stake keeps Froot hoisted, otherwise they'd all fall to the ground.
The Striders land on their feet, due to their high agility.
The robot lasers the 4shemmys, but since their rank is broken, they fight back against him. He brawls with them while lasering them.

 90898[Quote]

>>90897
To avoid rewriting for the forth time, I'll mention in this post that Bane also KO'd a 4cuck on his way up the wall.

 90899[Quote]

>>90897
it breaks up and they all fall to the ground, marilyn manson and charlie start singing songs at the 4cucks

 90900[Quote]

>>90897
a airstrike is called by oskar dirlewanger who arrives out of a agarthan portal that opened up ontop of the wall and a trvthnuke is dropped.

 90901[Quote]

Sorry for the pause - my internet cut out again

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>>90899
>>90900
Oskar drops in thru a portal, straight outta Agartha, and jumps off before an agarthan trvke follows him. The trvke blasts the wall down. Bane, Supersoldier, and Froot, who's still tied up, fall to the ground.
Marilyn and Charlie play some of Marilyn Manson's music. The 4cucks gather around to critique the music.

 90903[Quote]

>>90902
Liam zickers and the zombie zebras arrive

 90904[Quote]

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>>90903
Zickers arrives with a squad of Z-Ziggers arrive at the scene.
He says
>One of you has to build me some murder drones, or I'll take over 4shemmy!

 90905[Quote]

>>90904
I'm EFL btw

 90906[Quote]

>>90904
Froot striders shoot at him

 90907[Quote]

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>>90906
Two Froot striders unload on the ziggers. The other two run into position. It does some damage, and pushes the Z-Ziggers back.
Liam Vickers orders the rear Z-Ziggers to kidnap Froot.
>You got it, boss!

A 4cuck Strider fires a grapeshot into the FNWO soldiers. This pisses them off.
They ask the Golden Robot for permission to fire back at the 4cuck Striders.

 90908[Quote]

Got interrupted again, this time due to /soy/ getting locked.

 90909[Quote]

get Goku to kill them all NOW

 90910[Quote]

>>90907
dirlewanger rapes the zebras

 90911[Quote]

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>>90909
summon jiren to rape gokus ass

 90912[Quote]

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>>90911
SUMMON TIEN TO RAPE THEM BOTH

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>>90910
Dirlewanger literally rapes one of the z-ziggers. Green superziggeraids juices drip from the Z-Zigger's anus. The Other Z-Zigger picks Froot up.
The 4cuck Striders and FNWO autofight, under Golden's command. One of the striders gets hit with two arrows, a shemmy dies from friendly fire, and an FNWO soldier is officially killed by a final blow.

 90915[Quote]

bump

 90916[Quote]

>>90914
The FNWO soldier reanimates and infects a fleeing shemmy soldier
Cordbot tries to rescue Froot or something

 90917[Quote]

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>>90916
The FNWO crawls towards the dead Shemmy, inexplicably, biting his neck…
Cordbot shoots at and chases the Z-Zigger, who runs off with Froot. He misses his shots, but it's probably for the better, considering he could hit Froot! The cordbot can't keep up with the Zebra…

 90918[Quote]

>>90917
How does the party recover Froot, if they can?

 90919[Quote]

bump

 90920[Quote]

>>90917
dirlewanger tames the zebra that he was raping and chases the zebra that took froot

 90921[Quote]

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>>90920
Oskar Dirlewanger mounts the buckbroken zzigger and chases the one carrying Froot. Liam Zicker and his team give chase to Oskar. The cordbot is quickly left behind.

 90922[Quote]

>>90921
marty from madagascar who is a rogue z-ziger appears and gives cordbot a lift

 90923[Quote]

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>>90922
Marty from Madagascar breaches dimensions to help cordbot. He offers to be cordbot's ride. The cordbot is too heavy to ride Marty. The other Z-Ziggers ride away.

 90924[Quote]

>>90923
gandalf suddenly appears and makes cordbot light as a feather and heals marty he then disappears never to be heard from again

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>>90924
Gandalf opens a portal and MAKES IT WORK. Marty is restored and Cordbot is almost weightless. They ride off, albeit they need to catch up.
Marilyn Manson chases after the Z-Ziggers on foot.

 90926[Quote]

>>90925
Figgehn appears and tells liam zickers
>You know the penalty for dimension jumping, zigger? No one escapes justice!

 90927[Quote]

>>90925
charlie and bane pick him up with the batmobile

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Positions are roughly as follows

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>>90927
>>90926
Figgehn and a Squad of Dimension Police arrive.
They tell Zickers
>You have breached dimensions, anomaly. Return to your home dimension, or you will be marked for destruction.
Liam Zickers yells:
<You can't contain us!
Figgehn sighs and calls for backup.

Charlie and Bane pick up Marilyn Manson in the Batmobile. They race towards the others.

 90930[Quote]

>>90929
The true leader of the dimensional policel, Simon lusseti appears. Also chirstwhippit and softisFF is on his side

 90931[Quote]

>>90929
summon a skibidi toilet from ohio

 90932[Quote]

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>>90930
Simon Lusseti, considered by some to be the highest ranking of the Literal Who Dimension Police Department, arrives. So does chriswhippit and softisFF.

Simon Lusseti asks rhetorically
^What do we do when two criminals fight each other?
Figgehn says
>This is different!
Simon says
^Look, cordbot is also riding a zebra. This place is dimension hopper central!
Figgehn says
>There are plenty of dimension hopper centrals!
They argue about whether they should try to take down the Zigger Empire. What will Figgehn's closing argument be?

Meanwhile, Froot is already halfway to the Zebra-controlled forest. Resistance will increase for the party, the further they tread.

 90933[Quote]

this is the most schizophrenic post I have ever read please just go back to 4cuck's last stand

 90934[Quote]

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>>90932
This nigga appears as a rapper With the rapper name lil chuddy

 90935[Quote]

>>90932
gandalf appears and puts black dildos in each of the literal whos mouths

 90936[Quote]

>>90932
They all merge into matinbum, the most literal who of them all

 90937[Quote]

Internet went out rght after I posted the last frame

 90938[Quote]

Note:
Simon Lusetti + softisFF + Figehn + Chriswhippit = Matinbum
Seems legit

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 90940[Quote]

>>90939
ok then make it saruman instead

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>>90935
>>90940
>>90934
>>90936
At the intersection, Lil Chuddy appears. He sounds a lot like that one kid rapper (see: next post), and he's rapping with a backing track.
A bit further back, the Literal Whos merge into Matinbum.
He says
>I have no strong feelings on this, one way, or the other.
Saruman appears and shoves the biggest, most feral, degenerate, niggerhorse bad dragon dildo into Matinbum's mouth.

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>>90941
This kid rapper

 90943[Quote]

>>90941
that's gandalf doe

 90944[Quote]

>>90941
Nuchud and lil chuddy merge since nuchud is traced from that kid

 90945[Quote]

>>90943
DON'T QUESTION THE SOYENCE CHUD

 90946[Quote]

>>90941
the dimensional police declares war on the zebras

 90947[Quote]

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>>90946
>>90944
Matinbum declares war on the Zigger Empire, and floats off, dropping the bibisi. It smacks the feathrweight cordbot off of Marty, who keeps chasing Froot.
Meanwhile, Lil Chuddy runs towards Nuchud to merge with him.

 90948[Quote]

>>90947
Matinbum returns so he can merge with whatever nuchud+lil chuddy will become

 90949[Quote]

>>90947
it turns out that the dildo can fly and is self-aware and cordbot uses it to chase the zebras

 90950[Quote]

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>>90948
>>90949
Matinbum goes to Nuchud and Lilchuddy and begins to fuse and merge with them, marking the first three-person fusion in the adventure.
Meanwhile, Charlie uses Floydian vantablack magic to give the Dildo new properties. These properties are sentience and flight. Again, Floydian magic is dangerous to play with, for our party…
Cordbot's flying bibisi is slightly faster than the batmobile.

 90951[Quote]

>>90950
They merge into the most literal who of them all. adammokrane4354(random channel i found)

 90952[Quote]

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>>90951
The result they merge into is is Adam Mokrane, nametag adammokrane4354 on Youtube. He/she is allied with Shartyland and the Dimension Police simultaneously.

 90953[Quote]

>>90952
the zebra carrying froot finally reaches the z-zigger territory

 90954[Quote]

>>90952
Adam makrane is not allied with anyone, he rises into the air and opens a portal in the sky, hundreds of mini versions of him invade from the portal, the whopocalypse begins

 90955[Quote]

>>90954
Also the sky turns red to symbolise the whopocalypse

 90956[Quote]

>>90954
Those hundreds are only the first wave, thousands will come

 90957[Quote]

>>90954
>>90955
>>90956
This probably won't happen…

 90958[Quote]

>>90957
You dont need to put 100 of him there, just put like 10 in one image

 90959[Quote]

Also the mini mokranes have no body, They are just the pfp

 90960[Quote]

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>>90953
Cordbot and three dimension police Officers arrive to the Zigger-occupied territory of the forest.
FlutterZtripe taunts you
>MWAHAHAHA WE WON!
Oskar collapses to the floor
>AGH WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!

 90961[Quote]

>>90958
>>90959
Okay I'll do this

 90962[Quote]

>>90961
But remember, There will canaonicaly be a total of millions of mini mokranes on the other side of teh portal

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>>90956
Adam Mokrane reveals his true alliances, and that's himself. Ten Mokranes drop from the dark red mist in the sky to attack everyone in the dimension. Each one's strength and qualities are roughly equivalent to an eagle. There are thousands within the pocket dimension.

 90965[Quote]

>>90964
Tons of portals open across the map, the mokranes invade and laser several location Around the map

 90966[Quote]

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>>90964
Only one can save the universe. Summon the Alpha of Awe, JIREN

 90967[Quote]

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>>90965
>>90966
Dozens of portals appear it almost makes everyone ask for an extremely OP character to deal with them such as CHADren.
The dimension police scatter across the map to help fight the Mokranes, and attempt to seal the portals.

 90968[Quote]

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>>90967
Do it.

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As an aside, swaglord is currently on 4cuck and left like 20 turns ago.

 90970[Quote]

>>90969
The mokranes destroy sneeds

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>>90968
JIREN's presence brings a terrible, blinding light, as if the rules of the dimension itself have been broken. The Alpha of Awe drops down to Adam Mokrane.
>No one, and I mean no one, can defeat me. I'll set this dimension back to normal, and wipe out the problems plaguing it!
Adam Mokrane says with fear
<I-I'm sure I can beat you!
Jiren stares him down, doing psychlogical damage.
He's allied with the Dimensional Police, and is determined to wipe out the Ziggers and the Mokranes.



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