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>>90671Shoot the part connecting the weapon jammer to the roof
№90673[Quote]
>>90672You order your party to fire at the jammer's hinge.
Glopony fires a glo-beam that strains your NINny gunner's vision, harming their accuracy.
Kurt is stuck in reload.
The immolators are ineffective against the metal shell of the jammer, and they aren't precise enough to target the hinge.
It seems that the weapon jammer barely gets scratched by the MP5 rounds that do hit, or the immolators which are most efdective against flesh. It fires off, disabling the team's weapons indefinitely.
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>>90673the sixth admin of the website recovers
№90676[Quote]
>>90675Froot and nuchud recover
№90677[Quote]
>>90676Froot is ready for the action again.
Floyd says
>It's been a pleasure helping you. If you need any supplies, Floyd's will always be here to back ya. №90678[Quote]
>>90677The 3 4cucks that were at floyds get executed for defecting
№90680[Quote]
>>90673As the weapon fires, marioman imagines back to his time as a youngster on scratc.mit.edu, learning about the ways of weaponized autism from autistic Pai Mei or something like that. Flashback scene btw so it doesnt effect the actual thing going on.
https://scratch.mit.edu/users/MarioMan7890/ №90681[Quote]
>>90680Just wondering: Are you marioman?
№90684[Quote]
>>90682Okay. I'm SprokemowerMan. It's interesting to see the adveture taking the turns it has.
№90685[Quote]
>>90683STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
№90686[Quote]
>>90684sarr thats just my autism
№90687[Quote]
>>90680As the electromagnetic frequencies permeae the room, Marioman gets a nostalgic flashback.
Years ago, Marioman trained in the arts of weaponized autism, under the guidance of autistic Pai Mei. They learned all sorts of tricks on the scratch mountain. The arts he learned, few shared. The students became masters of Otisu Chi.
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>>8435724
No. It's almost over, and it didn't start as a sideplot
№90690[Quote]
>>90673Run to the teleporter
№90692[Quote]
>>90690>>90691Serj Tankian says
<Everybody, make a run for the teleporter! I'll keep them busy!He pins the two glowhorses to the ground.
Marioman screams at he top of his lungs like a maniac for 20 seconds. His hair turns golden and a fire surrounds him.
He tells Serj to leave, as he can deal with it himself. Serj obliges and lets the glowponies go.
The remaining glowponies surround Marioman.
>%%You think you can deal with us by yourself? Laughable. You may leave, but we'll all follow you and take over your dimension! Even if you beat us where we stand!%% №90693[Quote]
>>90692Reality begins glitching as figgehn begins to quarantine the pony dimension to make sure the ponies cant go to other dimensions
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>>90692SUMMON OP MORGAN FREEMAN AND ZERO TWO FROM KIRBY 64 AND PINOCHIO TRUMP (
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp654LfHLk4) AND COLUMBINE AU SNEED AND CHUCK!!!!!!!!
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>>90693Reality itself distorts to he point that everyone can notice.
>%%NEVER MIND. FIRST WE'LL DEAL WITH FIGGEHN… YESSSSS…%%They run tf away.
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>>90697Find the teleporter
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>>90695MARIOMAN SUMMONS OP MORGAN FREEMAN, ZERO TWO, AND COLUMBINE SEED BROS.
>Go after them!They rush to the next room to obliterate the gloponies.
… the rest is history… №90701[Quote]
>>90698Marioman finds the vanilla teleporter room. There, Chriswhippit and the support force await.
Chriswhippit slowly claps
>Congratulations, Marioman. You just survived a condemned dimension. Your party already reached their home dimensions.>We'll wrap everything up here. Now, what did we learn, today? Don't mess with interdimensional travel.>You really were a help to us. Your dimension crimes will be pardoned. Just don't mess around next time. №90702[Quote]
>>90701Marioman asks if he can at least be with his axolotl oc or something o algo
№90704[Quote]
>>90703Say alright and go ahead and go through.
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>>90704You step through the teleporter, and return to your dimension. You find out that the hardass Chriswhippit really did send everyone to their home dimensions, including Trentsaw and Poopson! However, he did send Avery, so it's not a complete loss. You're now in the 'cordqafe HQ.
Serj says
<I think I've gained a newfound respect for you guys. I'll try talking to the turkroaches about their allegiances. If they're still your enemy, I'll be their enemy. Ciao!He walks out of the scene.
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>>90705You still fucking hate SOAD but whatever. Go find 'dmin 6.
№90708[Quote]
>>90707You go to the hospital wing, where 'dmin 6 is located. He gets up, with a wide grin (not depicted).
He asks you about the battle with Equestria's evil ponies
^Woah, it looks like my party made it out alive! Or, at least some of them… Where did everybody else go? №90709[Quote]
>>90708Explain that the interdimensional police people took everyone back
№90710[Quote]
>>90709You explain what happened
>Mr. Six, the Interdimensional police condemned the Pony Dimension, and quarantined everything. When we got to the teleporter, they escorted everybody to their home dimension.'dmin 6 responds
^No problems there. Trent sneaks over to this dimension all the time. Hopefully those pony monsters won't invade our dimension. №90711[Quote]
>>90710everyone agrees how based everything is before elmo interjects about the 4cucks
№90712[Quote]
>>90711>Based>Based<Based^BasedElmo says
>Everyone, I have news to break. The 'cord-sharty armies are invading 4shemmy, and it's an absolute bloodbath. We could score a divisive victory by taking it over.'dmin 6 says
^Hmmm…. looks like I'll need my sword and teleporter. №90714[Quote]
>>90712Give the sixth admin of the website the sword and teleporter i guess
№90715[Quote]
>>90713>>90714Marioman goes to the restroom, then returns. He gives 'dmin 6 his sword back.
^To the 'dmin 6 cave!You go to the teleporter room. There, Spadeibi reports an update
>I upgraded the teleporter. It can teleport at double the rate! That means your entire party can reach the location in record amounts!>Here's a 'cordbot to assist you. The Mk 2 is almost ready, so prepare for the release of that! №90716[Quote]
>>90715Nod in agreement and prepare to go to the shemmy, getting new weapons from the squeaker. The nurse comes in to say goodbye or something
№90717[Quote]
>>90715Froot and his party along with a small army of soldiers go to 4shemmy at the same time as ’min 6 does so
№90718[Quote]
>>90716(Queued)
>>90716The Squeaker arms the unarmed. The pregnant nurse says goodbye to 'dmin 6 and they make out. This'll probably piss of Froot if he hears about it.
The first to teleport for the turn is Avery, who's armed with a big bore sniper rifle.
The second to leave is Marioman, the current POV character.
You drop in at one of the castles. Three 4shemmycucks line up to fight you and Avery. A bloody battle occurs in the background, with cannon fire blasting between armies.
№90719[Quote]
>>90718Make ’min 6 the pov again
№90720[Quote]
>>90718glownigger orbital space laser (xhey are salty)
№90721[Quote]
>>90719(When he arrives)
>>90717Froot shows up to shartycord capitol. There, his pre-Equestria army is stationed.
Froot shouts at the top of his lungs
<You VILL raid 4shemmy, you VILL eat the bugs, and you VILL be happy!They all jog to the 4shemmy.
They'll arrive in 10 turns.
№90722[Quote]
>>90721Regular 4cuck soldiers assist the 4shemmy soldiers
№90723[Quote]
>>90722(This is already occuring)
>>90720>>90719The orbital laser blasts both armies, because the glowies suck at symmetrical warfare and keep getting killed, making them leak their green cl
itties.
'dmin 6 and cordbot Mk 1 Mk1 drop in. The shemmys draw into melee range.
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>>90723’Min 6 beheads them
№90726[Quote]
>>90725Marioman protects his heckin OC
№90727[Quote]
>>90725Marioman puts the gun up the 4cucks mouth and shoots
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>>90726>>90727Marioman pushes the 4shemmy over and sticks the Immolator into his mouth like heckin' Brutal Doom.
The corrosive plasma fills the 4shemmy like a baloon and blasts his belly open. The flames rise from his guts and orifices.
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>>90728Find an entrence to the castle
№90731[Quote]
>>90730Everyone fires on them like an Isis execution
№90733[Quote]
>>90732Liam zickers and the zebras take full control over the forest
№90734[Quote]
>>90732Also the sixth admin of the website slices a 4cuck and babybot kills the other one
№90738[Quote]
NIGGER I CLOSED VC BY MISTAKE, JOIN ON THIS THREAD
№90740[Quote]
>>90737This will happen but not in the next room.
№90741[Quote]
>>90735Enter and find an amerimutt being experimented on
№90744[Quote]
>>90741>>90737Again, both of these VILL happen, but not in the immediate room
№90745[Quote]
OP COME BACK
№90747[Quote]
>>90743Cordbot will crush the cucks like a thwomp from my heckin mario. A soyboy comes in to point this out, along with a laugh track playing
№90748[Quote]
>>90747The cordbot drops down on two of the 4cucks. Its 2 ton weight turns thm to paste, and spread their blood on the walls and floors.
A soyboy laughs
>CORDBOT MORE LIKR THWOMBOT AMIRITE.The fake audience laughs.
The 4cucks draw into melee range, which is longer for anti-mutant units. Cordbot gets stabbed by an anti-mutant 4cuck's pike.
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>>90748Elmo does a 360 noscope, but it richochets into the soyboy, who says how thats like his heckin ultrakill before dying of a lobotomy.
№90750[Quote]
>>90749Elmo jumps off the mezzanine and spins 360 degrees. He fires into a 4cuck's head, but it ricochets of his helmet, then off his pike's spearhead, then through another 4cuck's stomach, and finally through the soyboy's forehead. The soyboy dies.
While dropping, Elmo's foot gets stuck on a pike, and he crashes into the floor, knocking him out.
Most of the 4cucks pause their attacks to yell
>FAIL! №90753[Quote]
>>90752they suffocate and die. also satoko appears and braps all over the place, killing avery and injuring many
№90754[Quote]
>>90753Evandoe satoko died in the first 'dmin 6 Adventure
№90755[Quote]
>>90754he's an undead doe
№90756[Quote]
>>90755No one resurrected him and he's no longer in Dead Nigger Storage
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>>90752Bowling strike animation plays
№90760[Quote]
>>90758Nigga why did you do that
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>>90761Hmmm…those mutated soyjaks at the top right look…familiar….
№90764[Quote]
>>90763They're the 4cuck striders. Their bodies merge with Trent and his chainsaw, when he dived in a radioactive pool.
№90765[Quote]
>>90764The golden robot soyjak blasts into the cucks, like those heckin astro skibidi toilets. A soyboy pops in to point this out.
№90767[Quote]
>>90766Froot jumps up and slices the striders cause he knows kung fu
№90768[Quote]
>>90767Golden kills a shemmy, and moves to the next one.
Froot uses his agility and kung fu mastery to jump on the shemmys and scale the wall. The other strider blasts him with the grapeshot, sending him crashing to the ground and doing a lot of damage.
Froot suffers as concussion and is now KO'd.
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>>90769Evandoe it happened
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>>90770FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT WAKE UP FROOOOOOT CHANGE MY DIAPERRRR