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>>91357>>91358>>91359>>91370The Turks and Greeks laser Mokraine, leaving a big scratch. A Ugandan toilet shows up.
>What's up bruddas? I don't wanna miss your party!Jartycuck warps to the location.
>NOW THAT MY BROTHERS RISE IM TAKING OVER WORLDJartycuck and Mokraine's lasers clash against eachother like chocolate and vanilla.
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>>91372meanwhile random soyteens get baited by jarty rage threads on /soy/ their rage powering up astro jarty
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>>91373just like in real life..
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>>91373>>91374Jartycuck unleashes the power he gained from three thousand soyteens baited, supercharging his laser and overpowering Mokraine. This causes the laser to push into Mokraine and explode.
Mokraine releases a that's deafining to all bystanders. His face gets warped by the sloplaser.
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>>91375Jartycuck toilet summons giant ESL speakers that begin to play this song causing legions of jartycucks, shemmycucks and esl fnf pedos to come out of the niggerhell entrance rallying near astro jarty now under xis command
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>>91376Everything resets to markiplier
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>>91377cuts to markipiler looking at the landscape and asking "ermm is this the troon out of 87?"
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>>91369>>91371Patrick says
>Dr. Soystein's most likely on the third floor. That's where his office is.He leads you to the next floor. You turn the corner from the stairs, and see seven zemmys.
They say
>>Don't pass this line, chudcel!You see Gigachad in the bathroom, struggling to take a raisin.
<Close the door, king. №91380[Quote]
>>91379Give gigachad a pill for constipation and tell him to raisin all over the zemmy cucks
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>>91379This universes version of vickers who is on your side shows up
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>>91375A Swedish astro warps in
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>>91380>>91381You give Gigachad a laxative and tell him to raisin on the zemmycucks.
<Thanks for the laxatives, but no way, dude! Please close the door!He accidentally raisins all over them anyway.
<…He shuts the door.
The zemmys all slip on the fecal matter and fall to the floor. They try to get up, but can't.
Another dimension's Liam Zickers shows up.
>Someone call a janny! That's a lot of crap! №91384[Quote]
>>8644953
Liam vickers has an army of murder drone that soystein built for him
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>>91375the toilets finish off mokrane but that causes a massive negra explosion that turns everyone nearby into a negroid
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>>91386liam joins the party and they keep searching for soystein
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>>91386John feralston joins the party too because why the heck not
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>>91387Liam joins the party, and you proceed down the hall…
The zemmys pull your party's feet and attack! At least three of your team has been bitten, and a few others feel their soles slipping in the fecal matter. Panic strikes your entire party as chaos brews in the front.
>We got 'em on the floor! Swarm 'em and take 'em! MWAHAHAHA!John Feralston rushes down the stairs from the floor above.
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>>91389john feralston uses his deadeye ability and fan fires his six shooter shooting six zemmys in the heads killing them
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>>91389the chudjaks with those lazer guns fire at the zemmys and vaporize them
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>>91391those are meds shotguns and syrgine pistols albeit but they still kill zemmys
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>>91391>>91390John Feralston can only see four zemmys, so he shoots four zemmys in their heads. This is useful for the party.
Patrick looks at his arm and freaks out
>I think I'm infected!Patrick and one of the Shartysoldiers make precision shots towards the zemmys, but they're redundant shots, because they're shooting at the ones Feralston already killed…
Golden screams
<Fall back! Fall back!but only Marioman hears him.
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>>91393warmpiler uses his warm powers to caterize patrick's arm stopping the spread of the infection while the rest of the party shoots the remaining zeemys
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>>91394Warmplier casts a ray that neutralizes Patrick's infection.
A cordsoldier and an NINnygunner scream as a zemmy takes them to the floor. The NiNnygunner fires off a burst that misses.
Patrick's team kills the Zemmy that tripped them.
The last zemmy rears his head. John Feralston and Patrick both put a bullet into its head simultaneously. Its head gets blown off.
How will you treat the casualties of your party?
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>>91395Use the 2 medkits and warmpilers ray to save every fallen IAS party member that can still be saved
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>>91396Warmplier fires the disinfectant rays. Warmplier's rays prove ineffective, due to the infection progressing too deeply.
Avery, two NINnys, Elmo, and a cordsoldier are infected.
You manage to get the non-striped over to your side, before the aggression symptoms occur.
The ones that get spared are the Skibidi officer toilet, an armed Shartysoldier and a heavycordsoldier.
Do you fight your former allies, or do you try another solution?
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>>91398Fingerboycord wakes up
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>>91398john feralston reloads and uses dead eye again headshotting any infected he could see while everyone else fires on the rest of the infected
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I took a break from the site for a week. Wtf happened?
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>>91402The party is looking for a cure for a zombie outbreak.
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>>91400>>91401John Feralston shoots first - two rounds - and asks questions never. Reloading isn't exactly a mechanic but he recharges a deadshot round every 2 turns from here, for up to 6 rounds.
The first hits Avery's big head, near the eye. The second blows a hole into a zombified NiNny
You hold back your tears as the firefight breaks loose. You close your eyes, and it's over. Your former friends are dead, which doesn't have a known cure.
… The trouble isn't over yet. An adult fingerboy crawls on the wall, from the ceiling. You
hope that thing is a pet!
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>>91404suddenly a whistle is heard and the finger boy goes in that direction the figure steps forward and its revealed that the fingerboy is a pet of the Chud veteran, a chudjak whos the veteran of the events of the first 'dmin 6 adventures and hes here to find soystein just like the party is
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>>91404mokraine consumes the dead astros which heals him back up
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Can anyone explain these new characters to me? Also whats a mokraine?
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>>91407some completely random youtuber that literally nobody knows about, some guy added him into the story and he fucked some raisin up, afterwards, Jiren came in and BTFO'd him, now he came back
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>>91407dont worry bout the new characters for the most part
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>>91404One of those country Astros enter the room
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>>91405The Fingerboy flies away, then it returns on the shoulder of a brooding man.
You greet him,
<Hello, sir.He responds
>Hello.<What do they call you?>A veteran… a chud… call me the Chud Veteran…<What are you a veteran of?>The Soyvil Wars… all of them.<How did you get such a cutting edge firearm?>I'm always prepared. A new age of war begins soon…<Let me guess… you're looking for Dr. Soystein?>Yes, I am…<So are we.>Suppose I'll tag along…CHUD VETERAN JOINS YOUR PARTY №91412[Quote]
>>91410this guy is a newGOD don't listen to xim oy veylgo
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>>91411Meanwhile in 4cuck, /qa/ restitance fighters conduct partisan warfare
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>>91412Im not new to the thread, i was away for a week
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>>91415obsessed splintercvcks ambush them
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>>91416Jartyzombies pop out of the water.
>GO AWAY, OBSESSED JARTYCVCKS!The soyteens fire their rifles at the Jartyzombies.
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>>91415soytan secretely calls a meeting of the jarty remnants inside the tunnels under chauvin gang HQ, derek isn't aware of it
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>>91417soyteens kill the jartyzombies, they go into the 4cuck lands where the soyteens would beging a brutal guerilla war that would make lives of many 4cucks and make the reinvasion of shartycord impossible
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super secret roll
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>>91422Don't mind me, just pissing off like half the religions in the world
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>>91417The biggest threat to the universe is revealed, its the empire of astro mongolians
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>>91424holy raisin this retard…
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>>91424stop ruining the fucking adventure with your astro faggot raisin
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>>91426I am not the one who came up with teh atsro turk raisin
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>>91428They do not invade yet, they are still planning
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>>91429lol ok retard, let's see how long they last before being incinerated by the Dimensional Police or some raisin, so much for muh biggest threat to the universe
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>>91427kill all astros expect for the jarty astro
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>>91432Mokraine consumes the dead astros and heals back up
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>>91372Astro gooner warps in
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>>91435CAN YOU FUCKING STOP?
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>>91436Astro floyd warps in and so does norwegian astro
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>>91437holy raisin your a fucking toddler
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>>91437does astro chauvin also come in? maybe astro sneed as well?
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>>91439Astro puzzler warps in
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>>91434op please ignore all the tranny toddler prompts about astros coming in
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>>91432Suddenly, astro haitian appears and kills soytan
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>>91433>>91382>>91376Mokraine eats the dead astros and heals from them. Jartycvck plays the Jarty metal song from the speakers, making the ESL pedos and jartycucks rise from niggerhell. A side effect is that it does ~5% damage to the other astros and makes their ears bleed. It also induces heavy Floydian fields, evandoe it shouldn't according to the rules of Floydian magic.
Swede astro warps in
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>>91432jarty bvll proclaims the jarty confederacy revived and the jarty soldiers are unleashed on the outside world
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>>91441Sorry. I'll ignore most of the recent ones.
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>>91443mokraine rams into jarty astro and makes him fall over to the ground, then he splits into dozens of smaller mokraines and the mokraines shoot lasers are the astros
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>>91443jarty astro opens a portal which sucks all the other astros in banishing them from this reality only jarty astro remains and he plans to take over the world
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BTFO the astrotoilets?
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>>91450Dimensional Police (Department). Character limit
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>>91451im not sure actually, mokraine could probably defeat them on his own, or maybe not, im not actually sure, but ill let them fight anyways
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>>91452actually, yeah, let them fight eachother
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>>91453I'll wait for the poll to close
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>>91454please don't, mokraine just came back for fuck sakes, i don't want him to die that quickly, let them fuck eachother up
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>>91455Okay I'll get on the astro prompts shortly
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>>91444Jartybvll sneaks into the basement, and makes a proclamation
>Us jarty bull is goodest in island and i open confederacy back. You get command on the jarty zombie. Astro jarty be our king! Chop chop, sars!The Jarty chants quietly. They make a plan to source jartyzombies from the niggerhell portal and dominate the island.
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>>91446wasnt mokraine sloppified by the jarty tho
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i say btfo all the astrors besides jarty because the jarty takeover plot point is cool and also get rid off mokraine how is mokraine even sharty culture
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>>91459when?
>>91460it doesn't need to be "le sharty culture" to be included in the story, retard, we have all kinds of characters like Bane and Greta Thunburg, which aren't sharty culture, but are still there anyways
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>>91458obsessed jartycuck braps and gasses the entire room>>91458
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>>91461when?
>>91375here retard
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>>91464the mokraines fire lasers at the jartycuck
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astro jarty tells the mokraines that they are obsessed faggots which causes them to lose interest in the astro jarty
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>>91463yeah, but he absorbed some of the astros and healed himself, dumb dumb
>>91466lol stfu lil black boi
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>>91467obsessed meximutt faggot im just trying to play the adventure thread
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>>91468you are trying to start some jartycuck apocalypse out of nowhere, while there are zebra zombies raping everyone in the ass, there's already an apocalypse, and there doesn't need to be another one
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>>91469the zebra apocalypse is close to being solved dr soystein is about to be found and the zebra virus cured also its not a jarty apocalypse its a war between the revived jarty confederacy and shartycord
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>>91470well alright, just don't kill of mokrane for no reason, it's dumb