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anyways im going to sleep now, see you chuds next time
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>>91269>>91270>>91271Goonclown brings Henry to the ground floor.
^Hey, anyone? Where the fuck is Miss Circle? Come on!Infected, sans zombification, 'dmin 7 enters the room.
>^Miss Circle ain't in this dimension lil bro ^This sucks! I want a teleporter that brings her into this dimension!<Yikes. I think that's possible, but still… yikes. №91276[Quote]
>>91272>>91275'ood night nigga
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>>91274'dmin 7 henry and goonclown begin their quest to find a functional inter-dimensional teleporter
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>>91232The sacrifice of cobman flashes in front of the eyes of ’min 6
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>>91279While waiting for the soldiers and catching a breather, 'dmin 6 feels the same strange feeling.
He catches a glimpse of two metal monsters clashing against each other, an explosion and a gravestone that reads "Here lies Cobman"
^Wow. I guess Cobman sacrificed himself to defeat the monster…>Marge.^I'm as confused as you are. №91283[Quote]
>>91282but ultimately henry goes on r/teleporters and asks his wholesome 100 reddit xisters for help
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>>91283Henry makes a thread about a special teleporter that snatches people from their dimensions seemlessly, as if you're just spawning them in a videogame.
Most of the plebbitors tell you that it can't be done, and that using a regular teleporter can do a similar job. They cite college experiments and such.
One comment, in particulr, stands out. A Turkroach scientist tells you about a Georgian scientist who did this. However his work was destroyed, and it lays in the old HQ of the turkroaches.
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>>91284They head to the ruins to look for anything that could still be intact
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>>91284meanwhile in the goonerhell dimension (the same one from the cobman adventure wich is separate from the shartenburg dimension) the gooners have brought froot back to life and turned him into an elite gooner
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>>91285Goonclown's party runs down to the turkroach cave. No one bothers them, because all the armies are very busy right now.
The familiar cave is vacant and filled with water. Recovering and transporting massive equipment is hard enough without thousands of gallons of water submerging said equipment.
'dmin 7 opines.
>Scuba gear, perhaps? Wait, I'm not sure we can even lift whatever's down there. №91288[Quote]
Hint: The machine in the foreground could be useful, for a more realistic solution.
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>>91286The gooners prepare Froot's corpse on an infusion table.
^Activate the infusion ray.The infusion ray shoots into Froot's body.
^The body is loaded with the gooner souls. He's ready for the mechanization process…^^Put him on life support.^Yes, sir.Who knows what he'll become…
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>>91289Cut to a commercial break
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>>91287erdogan comes out of the water in a diving suit then takes it off and leaves it next to the party and goes to his office completely ignoring them
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>>91290The program cuts to an advertisement for NEVER GOON JUICE
AI hip hop plays as the jingle
<… Never gonna goon, never gonna troon. Not in the mood. Going to the gym, see my life improve! Making the right moves…(Besides that, I gotta go to bed soon. Good night, everyone.)
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>>91292Goonclown orders the cultists to build another goonbot
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>>91293but due to the lack of resources and manpower they only manage to build a raisinty ripoff of the goonbot
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>>91294they literally sent goonclown to another reality, what makes you think they can't make a new goonbot?
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>>91291>>91293>>91294>>91295Turkish President Erdogan comes up out the cave water, and takes off his diving suit. He walks past the party and ignores them, like they're invisible.
Goonclown can't contact the gooner cultists right now, so xhe settles for making a note about it.
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>>91296Several astro turks decend from the sky
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>>91297They are led by a gigantic hivemind roach
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>>91295because it would kind of fucking suck for the plot to have the exact same goonbot from cobman adventures appear
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>>91297>>91298Several astro turks descend upon the party, from outside the cave, and fly around like houseflies. They shout at the party in a language incomprehensible.
They are controlled by an unseen leader.
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>>91299it could be an upgraded version instead albeit or something
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>>91300goonclown takes the diving suit and searches for some gear in the water
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>>91301also it would mean that cobman's sacrifice was for nothing if goonclown just decided to built another goonbot just like that
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>>91304they could steal some legendary artifact from this dimension to build it albeit
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>>91305im not entirely against goonclown building another goonbot but make it less powerful than the one in cobman adventure
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>>91304>>91305>>91306He could visit Spadeibi and put a goon twist on his new cordbots.
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>>91300The astro greeks arrive and fight the turks
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>>91307maybe spadeibi could help xim with the teleporter too
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the sixth admin of the website meets OP and OP states his team war ideas for popular holidays meanwhile Darius stims.
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>>91312giggly goon clown starts gooning in the water and the cum mixed diarhea from his maggot infested neo johnson starts seeping out of the diving suit and starts mixing with the water
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>>91312goonclown sees a big glowing power core deep in the water, it could be the key element to build a new goonbot
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>>91313>>91314Goonclown goons and queefsharts and ejaculates in the water, creating potent biohazards that render the water unsafe. The bubbles from this unholy concoction release terrible gasses.
<Sars, is he dead?Deeper in the water, Goonclown sees several items, including some tools, along with a glocore power source, that's probably as heavy as an elephant. There's a door-like hole that leads to another room.
Goonclown remarks
^This could power a giant robot! Now, where's a teleporter…? №91316[Quote]
>>91315check out the hole
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>>91315gigly goon clown grabs the pickaxe and uses it to smash the glowing core into several smaller yet working cores before putting xem in his asshole because xe has no pockets then he goes to check out the hole
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>>91315Show what swaglord and the 4cucks are doing
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>>91318Ever since the Mokrainecord destroyed his house, Swaglord has been perpetually inches away from death, only being kept alive by technology.
One 4cuck asks
>So, we can't million dollar man him?The chief frognigger smirks, after puffing from his cigar. He speaks, using his deep voice and vocal fry
>Oh, yes we can!>How, exactly?>You see, this hit was made using negroid magic!>No way!>Yes. That's what the enemy has been using all along. Luckily, it causes imbalance. That means that we can use it ourselves…Floydian energies strike across Swaglord.
>Wait, frogCHAD! WTF are you doing!<'''There's only one thing we can do to keep him alive, and that's to JAK HIM!The screen fades to black.
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>>91319how is team mario man doing
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>>91320If they've been waiting the entire time, most of them would be dead lol
Here's where it left off
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>>91321nobody bothered to continue their plot but whatever they have not been waiting the entire time instead they made their way to the path down
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>>91316>>91317Goonclown swims to and picks up the pickaxe, leaving a trail of excreta behind. Xhe uses the pickaxe to mine the glocore and collects the material in xher prison pocket.
Xhe swims through the door.
Within the teleporter room, you see the parts of the broken machine scattered about, and a toolbox that's drifted into view. You also see a chute marked >NIG-IFY and wonder what it connects to exactly.
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>>91323Goonclown has a flashback of getting killed by the ghost chud
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>>91324starts dilating again after seeing it
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>>91326gigglygoonclown opens the chute
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>>91328goonclown collects the teleporter parts and swims to the surface
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goonclown leaves the parts where they were and swims to the surface to have xis friends find a solution
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>>91332The astro greek and astro turk mothership fight on the outside
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>>91332while team brimstone works on the machine we move over to team marioman and have their plot progress finally
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>>91334It turns out that this was all a show created by the mokranes to distract everyone from their re-invasion, the mothership mokrane and an army of smaller mokranes teleport in
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>>91337use the stairs instead because none of team marioman are fat meximutts not willing to use anything other than a elevator to move
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>>91339the negra wave causes massive nigger radiation throughout the nearby area
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>>91338Dr. Jackson dies in the elevator shaft…
Team Marioman climbs up the stairs and reaches the second floor. They spot another medsbot and two alerted Zemmys.
>They're here! Make sure Dr. Soystein dies!>>We can't do that!>Sure we can, tell the hivemind to plant bombs! №91342[Quote]
>>91341dr jackson will still never be a real woman albeit
use a speech check on the zemmys to convince them that dr soystein isnt here and planting bombs would be a waste of resources and that they are obsessed
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>>91342Elmo rolls the speech check, as he is well mannered.
<Gentlemen, I employ you not to use destructive devices, as you are wasting them, in this scenario. None of the persons here are identified as Dr. Soystein.The Zemmys scratch their head.
>No! No! We're fighting Dr. Soystein right now! We will bomb it all!You couldn't convince them, but at least you have a confirmation of Dr. Soystein's livelihood.
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>>91343proceed to steamroll through the two zemmy cucks and sprint down the hall to wherever dr soystein is to get him and get out of the building asap
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roll
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>>9134520 sides cube also excuse the esl o algo
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>>91344Froot is turned into something that resembles goonman
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>>91347replied to the wrong post award
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>>91344>>91345>>91346The team's guns cut down the Zemmys. The Sharty and Cord soldiers finish the last one while they rush down the hall.
You see an Armory and a Medicine Closet, which might provide resources. Do you use them or skip them?
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>>91350A cursory search procures:
*Four medkits
*Three automatic needleguns
*Two meds shotguns
You can equip someone, heal, or stash them in your inventory for now.
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>>91351heal the 4 most injured people give the meds shotgun to 2 sharty soldiers and stash the needleguns
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>>91351mokraine BTFO's the astros
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>>91352The team's general injuries are managable enough for them to share two entire medkits. They're all healed now, and you get to keep the two unused medkits.
Two shartysoldiers get the meds shotguns. You decide to keep the automatic needleguns in your inventory, for later use.
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>>91354we move on forward
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>>91340>>91353The Negra radiation pollutes the area. It's so strong that it brings some jartycucks back to life.
Mokraine absorbs the radiation and blasts it at the Astros. It decimates the two armies and leaves radiation burns on the mothership's face.
>TURKROACH. LET'S TAKE THIS NIGGA OUT.<AGREED.They scream like they're super saiyans o algo
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>>91356the astros fire lasers and raisin at mokraine
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>>91356The astro ugandan appears
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>>91356astro jarty cuck appears and hes the strongest out of all of them and his goal is to conquer shartycord and make it the second jakparty.soy he attacks everyone besides the ressurected jarty cucks using his advanced super nigger jvrty radiation
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>>91355You press forward. You observe the Variant:Unknown colony from the window pane. You also see a door to an office of some sort. The name has been scratched out, so you can't easily read it, but it's not a doctor's office.
You may also proceed to the party's right.
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>>91360check out the office because why the heck not chud!
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>>91361You open the door. Multiple dead zemmys lay on the floor.
Someone to the right calls out
>You aren't striped… what the hell are you doing here? №91364[Quote]
>>91363You explain yourselves
<We're looking for Dr. Soyberg, so he can make a cure for the Zigger virus.<Who are you?The man hops into view.
>Name's Patrick Chudson, and I'm the Chief Security Officer. My team was ordered to retrieve Dr. Soystein, but we were overwhelmed and had to set up a defense. №91365[Quote]
>>91364He starts schizo rambling about bruntlefly sightings o algo
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>>91364help patrick and whatever remains of the security extract dr soystein
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>>91366and integrate them into the army party while ur at it
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>>91368Patrick leads us towards dr soystein's office
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>>91368mokrane fights the astros
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>>91368gigachad takes a fat raisin