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 89973[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

It's been one week since ‘dmin 6 annexed Shartyland into his empire. He's resolved the conflict with Shartyland as peacefully as he could, and is now co-leaders with Froot. The nation is now named Shartycord.
The 4cuck Empire has invaded Soysphere Island, and the Soyteens fight a guerilla war. It's up to ‘dmin 6 to ultimately save the Sharty this time, and to kill the 4cuck.
Before even setting foot on 4cuck's soil, ‘dmin 6 and his army WILL defend the Soysphere Island.

BEGIN

Your party has been scattered to the winds of time. You have to search for surviving members throughout Soysphere Island. Currently, you're alone in your lair: The ‘dmin 6 Batcave.
You may enter:
^the prison cell
^the Research and Development wing (recommended)
^the teleporter room
Or
^the elevator (leads to ‘cordqafe HQ)
Of course, you may visit all the rooms. 'dmin six's batcave is a saferoom, it cannot be invaded or entered casually…

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>>90271
You gather the codes from the glowie journal. You say
>3321556
Amerimutt says
>ENTRY 3337378229
>I'm looking at everyone and they deform into big macs… I want to eat them so badly. Mcdonalds put thr virus in me.

 90273[Quote]

The zombie part activation becomes catastrophic once he manages to eat one of the guards' brain.

 90274[Quote]

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>>90273
During the night, 'dmin 1 lures one of his guards to bait the psychological meltdown.
After eating the guards brains, Amerimutt smells the blood all night, until 'dmin 1 returns.

 90275[Quote]

Soot needs to find the zombie deactivation code fast.

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>>90275
'dmin 1 reads out the deactivation phase
>alabaster croak pigeon suitor
The Amerimutt continues groaning like a zombie. Has he went too far?

 90277[Quote]

Fuck, show him some ancient symbol or something.

 90278[Quote]

>>90276
soot makes amerimutt play a new chinese game called black myth: wukong

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>>90277
>>90278
You rip off the old headset and replace it with Black Myth: Wukong. You force him to play the game.

 90280[Quote]

the sixth admin of the website starts putting subliminal messages that flash .03 microseconds, at a rate of 1200 per minute that praise him on Sharty.

 90281[Quote]

>>90279
he gets extremely angry since the game was made by commies or something like that

 90282[Quote]

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The glowieponies paralyze Serj with their beams and free the main glowpony. One of them vores Chuddie alive. They all teleport away.

 90283[Quote]

You decide to stop this mind control madness but Soot tries to assassinate you.

 90284[Quote]

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>>90281
Amerimutt is tired of being mindbroken and playing chink games breaks from his containment. He sprints away.

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>>90283
'dmin 1 holds a knife to Nuchud's neck.
He says
>YOU VILL find Amerimutt, or I'll slice Nuchud's neck!

 90286[Quote]

>>90285
froot goes on a chase after amerimutt

 90287[Quote]

Soot says
>6664113
Amerimutt comes back.

 90288[Quote]

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>>90286
You give chase to Amerimutt. He's in the vents with collapsed boxes on the room's floor.
Soot shouts
>6664113!
>6664113!
Amerimutt, in a trance, tries to come back, but can't break through the vent.

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 90290[Quote]

Remove the vent.

 90291[Quote]

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>>90290
You slice the vent open. Amerimutt jumps down and crushes one of the boxes.

 90292[Quote]

Amerimutt is now ready to assassinate Joe Biden.

 90293[Quote]

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>>90292
Soot says the final code.
>rambo justin skibidi error erase
Sending Amerimutt off on a mission to assassinate Joe Biden.
Froot is very confused.

 90294[Quote]

>>90291
Soot takes of his mask and it is revealed that he was a 4cuck agent and that this is a trap

 90295[Quote]

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>>90294
Haha froot. I'm really a 4chan agent. We gained a new sleeper agent while wasting your time. I already won…

 90296[Quote]

>>90295
the NAP babies come to froot's rescue

 90297[Quote]

>>90295
Nuchud saves froot

 90298[Quote]

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>>90296
>>90297
Nuchud and the NAP children convene to save Froot. They ignite him and fire bullets at him. He falls to the ground, then vanishes…

 90299[Quote]

>>90298
4cucks continue with with their mission to doxx nuchud that began here >>90196

 90300[Quote]

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>>90299
The 4cucks line up outside to capture Nuchud and find out his dox.

 90301[Quote]

>>90300
a big feral pony appears and attacks them

 90302[Quote]

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>>90301
A mutant horse arrives. It has harvested a random element for projectile power.

The last number of this post determines the element of the attack he'll launch.
>1-3 fire
>4-6 electricity
>7-9 bile
>0 antimatter ball

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>>90302
The electric attack stuns the entire army, allowing the mutant horse to stomp on the 4cuck army and eat their flesh. However, some get up and hit him with maces. He shocks them again, and continues to trample them…

 90304[Quote]

>>90282
Well, fuck. Shart on the floor to help get you back up.

 90305[Quote]

this thread is an absolute gem, please make soy videos of these epic stories
adventure threads deserve to be preserved in video form

 90306[Quote]

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>this thread is an absolute gem, please make soy videos of these epic stories
>adventure threads deserve to be preserved in video form

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>>90303
a giant flying discord logo appears

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>>90304
You do an epic shart backflip. You hear applause echo around the cave as everyone claps and cheers.

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>>90309
Start planning to head to the capital of equestria to get an alternative power source for the teleporter.

 90311[Quote]

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le this le thread le can't le be le dead…

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>>90307
Spadeibi Lez's first 'cordbot Mk I arrives on the scene to help Froot.

Does it engage the mutant horse in combat, or does it attempt to sneak into the compound?

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>>90310
Dr. Soyberg takes your map and jots down details.
>We'll also relocate, since our base has been compromised. Remember that even civilian ponies are hostile.

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>>90312
it sneaks into the compound

 90315[Quote]

>>90313
Go over the discord mountain once more and find some random dude with an eyeball head, top hat, and tuxedo running a lemonade stand.

 90316[Quote]

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>>90314
The cordbot Mk 1 sneaks past the horse and the dying 4cucks.
The horse faces decreased resistance from the wounded 4cucks. Trampling and eating the rest of them is no problem.

The Mk. I meets at Spadeibi's rendezvous with Froot and company.
^Hello, I'm 'cordbot Mark 1. I, and other models, will be assisting 'cordqafe’s armies from now on.
^Message from Spadibi Lez:
^>Froot, take this bot as assistance on your journey. He can fire fragmentation rounds and perform basic tasks. He is shielded against radiation and other harmful elements. Expect to see more like him.
^>You can contact me at 'cordqafe HQ. My workload has been getting lighter recently, so requests are encouraged to help the war effort.
^>This is Spadeibi, signing off. Godspeed, Froot.

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>>90316
the horse runs into the building

 90318[Quote]

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>>90315
While traveling to equestria, you encounter a fancily dressed individual with an eyeball for a head. You read the sign. The lemonade costs 2 units of a mysterious currency. You're priced out by default, unless he accepts another form of currency.

 90319[Quote]

>>90318
Ask about what other currency he(?) takes

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>>90317
The horse breaks down the compound's door, and finds the MK Ultra room. He eats the dead guard's intestines like spaghetti.
Froot and Nuchud see it eating the corpse in horror.
The horse devilishly grins at them…!

 90321[Quote]

>>90320
the horse tells them about the upcoming pony apocalypse

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>>90321
>HRRRM I suppose I'll leave you alive to sends a message. The 4cuck Empires horses? We all mutated. Yessir, we dids that. We'll rule the land, soon.
>And some magic ones are here now! We'll all be friends now and rule over yer kind. 'm all full, now, so I thinks I'll return to the wild fer now!
He gallops away. The Horse Kingdom is established soon…
An updated map indicates that the entire Soysphere has been impacted hard by mutants. One of 4cuck's boarded ships are destroyed by the mutant horses, and all their cavalry's horses have mutated. 'jak city's denizens are impacted hard.
This is a Soypocalypse, for sure!

 90323[Quote]

>>90320
The 'cordbot uses his built in lazer against the pony mutant

 90324[Quote]

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>>90319
>I take Equestrian Money, of course! Two Hoove Shillings for one glass of lemonade. Even resistance members use such an Equine-minted currency.

 90325[Quote]

>>90322
the chauving gang migrates to the variant:unknown prison colony

 90326[Quote]

>>90325
chauvin*

 90327[Quote]

>>90324
Those better not be laced with fentanyl by Protokleki and his namefag army

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>>90323
'cordbot Mk I chases the pony and attacks him.
Froot runs outside and orders 'cordbot to STOP FIRING.
^Yes, sir.

 90329[Quote]

>>90324
Do you have money or soemthign???

 90330[Quote]

>>90328
the loud shots attract a bunch of smaller ponies

 90331[Quote]

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>>90327
You say
^Those better not be laced with fentanyl by Protokleki and his namefag army!
The eye man responds
>Protokleki? Why, who is that?
(Keep in mind that this is a different dimension from the other scene)

 90332[Quote]

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>>90325
Chauvin Gang has had enough of the niggerhell that 'jak city has become. They relocate to the Variant:Unknown Prison Colony.

 90333[Quote]

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>>90329
^Do you accept any other form of currency?
>Hmm… I do accept gems and minerals. That would, however, get you a lot of lemonade.

 90334[Quote]

>>90333
Coincidently, trentsaw coughs up a gem.

 90335[Quote]

>>90331
Explain to him that jo el is an evil impish creature who plans on flooding the sharty with gay offsiter namefag drama

 90336[Quote]

Wait don't

 90337[Quote]

I killed the thread damnit

 90338[Quote]

Kill the eyeball creature because it's Rocc's self insert probably unless it's a The Residents reference.

 90339[Quote]

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Also i bump this

 90341[Quote]

But Marioman forces it so kill it anyways.

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>>90334
>>90335
>>90336
Trentsaw spits out a gem that he ate in a cave. He hands it to 'dmin 6, who hands it to eye man.
>This is a spectacular gem. This will get you about 7 thousand lemonades.

 90343[Quote]

>>90330
do this or something

 90344[Quote]

>>90342
Take the offer, which afterwards, he goes back to san fransico to probably fuck a chick or somethin idfk

 90345[Quote]

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>>90330
>>90343
A mutant horsehorse arrives, being attracted from the sound. It spits out two smaller horsehorses.

 90346[Quote]

>8365186
Then 200 4cuck nigger come out of nowhere

 90347[Quote]

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>>90344
He disappears. 7000 lemonades are added to your inventory. (Don't ask questions, Chud)

 90348[Quote]

>>90345
dragoneer appears and rapes the horses

 90349[Quote]

>>90347
Keep making your way down as trentsaw cleans himself using some of the lemonade.

 90350[Quote]

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>>90348
Dragoneer attempts to rape the horses by fvcking their mouth, as it is the only orifice available. It bites his cock off and gives him an axewound for a crotch.

 90351[Quote]

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>>90349
Trentsaw uses 100 lemonades to wash the blood off his body. He's now squeaky clean. The party walks across the plains until they reach the outer limits of Equestria. There seems to be an orchard located neatly within the limits.

 90352[Quote]

>>90351
one of those aryan southern confederate ponies walkk to the blockade or something with some filthy human and ziggers (zebras) working on the fields

 90353[Quote]

>>90350
he transforms into a dragon out of anger

 90354[Quote]

Thread died i will cry

 90355[Quote]

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>>90352
Evil applejack shows up with two zebra nigger untermensch and a human slave.
<Welcome to my Orchard. Surrender now and I'll let you live and work the farm. Surrender later and I might not… but you WILL surrender. Yessss… yessssss….

 90356[Quote]

>>90355
NEW IMPQUEST???????????????

 90357[Quote]

>>90355
infect her with niggeraids

 90358[Quote]

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>>90353
Dragoneer transforms into a dragon mutant. The main horsehorse rapes him back.

 90359[Quote]

>>90358
dragoneer unleashes his secret dragon power

 90360[Quote]

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>>90357
Serj Tankian rapes and infects evil applejack with the niggeraids he most definitely has.
<NOOOO DON'T DEFILE MY ARYAN GENES WITH YOUR FILTH
The Zigger Zebras attack Serj in retaliation.

 90361[Quote]

>>90360
kys nigger this is the brimmiest thread i've ever seen

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 90363[Quote]

>>90358
Froot slices the head of a horsehorse and nuchud comes out and joins the fight

 90364[Quote]

>>90360
Decapitate the ziggers

 90365[Quote]

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>>90359
>>90363
Nuchud walks outside to assist Froot.

Dragoneer unleashes his dragon punch on the main horsehorse, blasting one of its heads apart and sending it flying off screen!
Froot dashes into another horsehorse like an aryanime, decapitating both heads.
The last Horsehorse rushes Nuchud. Nuchud unleashes a burst of bullets, but it isn't enough to take the galloping beast down.

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>>90364
The Ziggers push Serj to the ground, as evil Applejack manages to slip out of his pincers. You behead both ziggers successfully, but one of them gets a single hit on you. The mass of their body nearly crushes yours. Evil Applejack gallops deeper into the orchard…

 90367[Quote]

>>90365
babybot finishes off the last horse, dragoneer pulls out his biwisi for some reason

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>>90365
lol wtf is this stupid shit gemmy thread btw

 90369[Quote]

>>90366 award
Go deeper and find more human slaves, along with Jim Adkins from Jimmy Eat World drinking Grum Grum juice award

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>>90367 award
The last Horsehorse present kicks Nuchud to the ground. Before it can do anything else, 'cordbot Mk I pushes the horse on its back and steps on it. Defenseless, the horse can do nothing as Babybot disperses several frag rounds into both of its heads. Nuchud joins in near the end. award
Dragoneer erects out his big purple-tinted white cock, that he grew back. award

 90371[Quote]

>>90370 award
they start searching for a bunker to hide in award



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