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Bruntlefly almost kills the sixth admin of the website but gets distracted by a 13 year old sperg talking about Scratch drama and tells him to spend time doing more valuable things during his formative years of neuroplasticity especially since his brain is already fucked due to autism.
№89975[Quote]
Did all the replies clear? WTF!
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>>89975I have archive link.
https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/8278977Also like i said, go up the pipe with your party, and exit a friendly skibidi toilet or something
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>>89976sudden storm causes the sewer to start flooding, and the highly irradiated water starts to rise. It looks like the water won't stop rising anytime soon, and it is likely that a flood of highly radioactive sewage will decimate the local area
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>>89974>>89976>>89977Because you are a gigachad disguised as a soyjak, and not an SLF, you help your party escape. Your enemies, however, can go fuck themselves!
The 4cuck infantry try to follow you when they can swim, but this results in an epic fail where they all drown to death. The cockroaches are seemingly the only ones to survive, so they'll have to relocate.
Also, bruntlefly teleports away to talk with a 13 year old 'tistic.
Next scene loading… №89979[Quote]
>>89978load the next scene already you fucker
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>>89979I apprecate the enthusiasm.
The Sharty officer is the first to exit through the pipes, but improperly… he mutates into a skibidi toilet.
The rest of the party exits the pipe normally.
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I believe if u remove the skibidi toilet then everyone wins?
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>>89980Leave the house, and see that Trentsaw and Elmo escaped the sewers, and prefectly find and dandy or something
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Bruntlefly (not Brundlefly for some reason despite it being his actual name) finds a power roulette. The last digit of the post declaring the power roulette (not this) decides.
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Green ID dilates.
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>>89982>>89984You go outside, where it's raining heavily.
Trent Sawnor pipes off
>Welcome to the New Dawn, mafucka!Bruntlefly is there. He asks
<Want to play with my power roulette? №89989[Quote]
>>89988Have bruntle follow you as you start going back your homebase to plan combatting the roach menace.
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Bruntlefly agreed.
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>>89989>>89990You make a return trip on foot. It's easy enough to avoid enemies in the desert, so the trip goes interrupted. At your batcave, you are greeted by your two NAP children you had with Poopson.
At your batcave, you can make many sorts of arrangements. Spadeibi should've at least completed that rocket launcher for you.
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>>89991Try to find the location and history of the disgusting shitskin roaches.
spoilers:
they are lead by a mutated serj tankian roach who lives in the middle of the forest and births more horrible roach abomination and turns amerimutts into amernians or something idk №89993[Quote]
Bruntlefly makes fun of OP for tge fact that he didn't understand the point of the power roulette and that there's supposed to be a list of what the last digit of the post provides. Stupid nigger.
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>>89992>>89993You ask Spadeibi of the R&D wing about turkroaches.
>This isn't a library, but you can use your personal Goon Station™ to look it up on Wikipedia.You research for half an hour, then absent-mindedly click the first link on every page. This leads you to Serj Tankian, who is really an Armenian cockroach abomination! He lives in the Soysphere forest and turns Americans into Armenians! He gets pregnant every weekend!
You hear Bruntlefly rant about power roulettes and rolling on imageboards. He laughs then slams the table.
This annoys Spadeibi Lez
>Careful! There's a lot of sensitive equipment on that table! №89996[Quote]
Now do an actual superpower roulette that rolls.
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Roll.
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The baby throws fire onto the sixth admin of the website.
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bumo
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>>90001Teleport to the capitol to find froot
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>>90001piss on yourself and kick the baby for being a little dick
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OP WHERE ARE YOUUUU
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>>90003>>90004You do the Postal 2 method of self-extinguishing with piss. You decide to visit Froot. The dickhead NAP baby follows you to the teleporter room, but you kick him out of your party. You also kick him against the wall.
You enter the teleporter. Bruntlefly and Trentsaw use their teleport abilities respectively. The rest of your party will follow, one by one (but without the tether ability).
You teleport directly into the capitol building. It's been cleaned up recently, but not refurbished really.
Froot greets you
<Hey, 'dmin 6. We've had some problems with Twitter immigrants recently. Shartyland is practically getting attacked by two armies at once! Want some chicken?**disclaimer: it is poultry, but not chicken necessarily…
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>>90006The zarty enacts total non-z"aryan" death and fires a zinc-65 salted bomb at shartyland. The rainstorm that previously flooded the sewer has turned black with fallout and has rendered the outside incredibly radioactive.
And the flood of irradiated sewage has gone above ground too…
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>>90006plan a raid on the roaches home base
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>>90009>>90008>>90007Fatjak teleports to your location.
The Zartyniggers launch a salted bomb above Shartyland! The fallout will affect half the nation and some of the forest. It'll also seep into the ocean over the course of a week!
Nuchud crawls through the hole.
<Hey guys!Froot screams
<I KNEE THOSE ZIGGERS SHOULD'VE BEEN NUKED! FVCK THEM!You tell everyone
^Everything's getting irradiated! We have to exterminate the turkroaches before it gets worse. Let's find Serj Tankian in the forest.Which way, white man?
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>>90010Get some radioactive suits (except for the ones immune to it)and also some anti-zellig trvth bombas to BTFO the zelligfags on the way to the forest.
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>>90010Nuchud shows his plans to kill all trannies
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>>90011>>90012Most members of your party dons NBC suits to brave the nuclear storm. The rest don't need them.
Root brings out a TRVTH TSARBQMBA that can initiate TZD.
>I can drop it on them myselfHe claims. You don't have an airplane, so this is your best shot at TRVTH NVKING them.
Nuchud reveals his plans to initiate TTD. A noose robot that can hang them one by one, and never gets tired!
Do you proceed to the forest?
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>>90013Yes, go to the forest and have root carry the TRVTH TSARBQMBA
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>>90015Within the courtyard, the storm from 'Jak city arrives. With it, black rain that is very dangerous to unprotected personnel!
You see the aftermath of one of the battles. A cavalryman's horse has mutated into an abomination. On top of his head is a mutated 4cuck strider. His fire mode has changed from shotgun to machine gun.
Another mutant threatens your team of parties. He comes from an unknown source, and can brawl its victims.
Three bodies lay from the battle of mutants.
It seems you'll have to fight them to get thru.
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Officer Toilet and Elmo are also queued to arrive, but the black rain is liable to harm Elmo.
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>>90016TRENTSAW, I CHOOSE YOU!!!
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The zelligtrannies have dropped a incendiary bomb on the forest, lighting the entire thing on fire.
If that wasn't enough, they've started cluster bombing shartyland. The dust and ash kicked up by the explosions blot out the sun and the sky and drown the landscape in a a deep crimson red color.
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>>90020No fun allowed award
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>>90018>>90019Trentsaw chainsaws Mutsoy. The attack is very effective!
Meanwhile, the zelligKIKES plan to shit all over the map. You should send a flying or teleporting party member to stop them, before they render the adventure unplayable!
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>>90024Fire the Davy Crockett at them
Direct hit isn't needed cause it literally shoots nukes
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>>90024Send root over to fly to the zellig base to drop the TRVTH BQMBA on xem
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>>90024nuadmin fights zelligkikes
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>>90025>>90026>>90027You contact Spadeibi Lez to do the job. It takes a few turns, but he's quick enough to stop the ongezelliggers from wreaking any more havoc.
The SUPER rocket fires a special WMD airburst that deletes the airship from existence.
ROOT (aka Nuadmin) flies on a trip to initiate TZD. It'll be somewhat of a long trip to their base.
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>>90028Okay, have gigafly attack that red pony
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>>90029Gigafly successfully picks up the Muthorse, but not before the Mutstrider lands a couple of hits on him, doing some damage.
The Mutstrider is still active and deadly. He fires another shot into Fatjak, cracking his visor and doing a bit of damage. The NBC is still effective, but may not be after another attack.
Skibidi Sharty Police Toilet finally arrives to the scene. He's resistant to the black rain.
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>>90030Search for the nearest remaining 4cuck platoon
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>>90030Start making your way to the forest
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>>90031>>90032Froot says
<Hold on, 'dmin 6. I gotta find the nearest surviving 4cuck platoon. Good luck killing the horse.Nuchud follows him to somewhere.
The Mutstrider fires another burst. It hits Bruntlefly in the head and also Fatjak. It barely misses Fatjak's visor.
^Damnit, I need to dispose of that nigger horse first!you exclaim.
Deal with the horse, or brave the strider's shots and proceed?
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>>90033Throw bruntlefly about 300 mph through the pony
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>>90035Onward to the edge of the forest!
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>>90036You push forward, towards the point of defense. As seen earlier, the Super Soldier was fighting twatter immigrants. The number of immigrants have since depleted, but they've now mutated!
Hastily push through, or fight them properly?
(The second team is present, but out of view)
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>>90041The twatter immigrants have an existential crisis over how 'dmin 6 can take a shit without opening his suit and risking exposure to the radiation.
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>>90042The birds are bewildered by 'dmin 6 can regularly shit through his NBC suit without filling it.
They try to comfort each other over the incomprehensible feces.
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>>90043sneak past them while they're distracted
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>>90044You successfully bypass the mutbirds. They will soon dilate.
The two heavy 'corders ack from the radiation.
The rest of the trip goes uninterruptedYou reach the edge of Shartycord. You may either take the nostalgic route or go vanilla. (Brown Troonjak Cave or Edge of Forest)
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>>90045Edge of the forest, where you see roaches taking hostage a group of innocent amerimutts
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>>90045booruschizo also returns and lights the forest on fire with a molotov
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>>90046>>90047At the Edge of the Forest, you see a poor amerimutt family of hikers getting bullied by turkroaches.
No one notices, including 'dmin 6, but Booruschizo crawls across the grass, wearing camouflage. He sneaks past the cockroaches.
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>>90048Ask the roaches what they plan on doing with the mutts, and tell them to cease imedietly!
Also gigafly notices the booruschizo cause hes le good
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>>90049The Gigafly speaks
>What's up bro?and someone respond
>'Sup?You glance but don't see booruschizo. He continues crawling.
>Hey, roaches! What do you think you're you doing with that family? You better stop!<Stay out of our business, 'dmin 6. We are legion.Another cockroach appears. They crawl into position to attack you and your party.
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>>90050Gigafly asks the booruGOD what xhes doing.
Ask them one more time before attacking them.
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>>90050Ioannis Metaxas attacks the trukorachs
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>>90051>>90052The Gigafly Jockey interrogates booruschizo. The booruschizo crawls to him and whispers, before resuming his route.
You ask the turkroaches one more time
>Before I kill you, can you at least tell me why you're harassing the amerimutts?<They looked whiter than us, that's why. Now, prepare!They fly up into the air. Their target is currently indeterminate.
Ioannis Metaxas runs away from the forest, with labored breathing.
>There's a lot of 'em, I tell ye! Kill 'em all! №90054[Quote]
>>90053Start attacking them as fatjak spams them. The amerimutt family runs away, scared and hungry for mcdonalds
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>>90054The cockroaches fly onto Fatjak. He spams the fatduel, but only manages to hit one of them.
You slice the one that was hit with your sword.
The Amerimutt family attempts to run away, but they're surrounded by turk roaches and your army. They look around hopelessly.
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Also, two other cockroaches appear from the next zone.
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>>90056Skibidi offiver and poopson attack the roaches on their friend fatjak, trentsaw goes to slice up the other roaches, and the sixth admin of the website helps the amerimutt family escape…
THEN THE BIG ARMENIAN MUTANT BOSS APEARS
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Test.
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>>90060Specifically Brundlefly.
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>>90062>>90058>>90060Your party launches a well-coordinated strike. Officer skibidi and Poopson jump on Fatjak and stab the roaches. He falls to the ground under all the weight and his visor cracks. You're out of the black rain, so he's mostly fine, for now…
'dmin 6 plays hero and escorts the Amerimutts away from the turkroaches, or something.
Trentsaw cuts up the most recent invaders from the forest. Their frail bodies turn to mush.
INCOMING: ARMENIAN SHITSKIN MUTANTINCOMING: ARMENIAN SHITSKIN MUTANTINCOMING: ARMENIAN SHITSKIN MUTANT…
Meawhile, at Trentsaw's house, Brundlefly reads the Book of Rules of Da Sharty.
>Terrible, terrible rules. Who comes up with this? №90064[Quote]
>>90063Spamming the the mutant with fatjak gifs is futile, cause hes a blind shitskin nigger. Unleash the gigafly on him who uses his mouth to suck on his beard coated in shit (tasty for flies)
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>>90064the gigaflys attack angers and confuses the shitskin btw
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>>90066Trent saw goes to cut off the amernians limbs to turn him into a heckin valid thumb person, which qualifies him to get into the Paris 2024 Paralympics, and some jewish kikes come to take him away
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>>90067Trentsaw Razor
hacks the Armenian's limbs off transitions the Armenian into a valid trans paraplegic!
Kikes
kidnap the Armenian recruit him for the special olympics, which he recently qualified for (even doe he probably qualified in the first place)
Ioannnis says
>There's more of them bastards in the next zone. Watch yourselves, I tell you! №90069[Quote]
>>90068Tell the amerimutts to go back to zogland while you go further into the roaches territory. You soon find an amerimutt-to-shitskin conversion factory (just like muh heckin strogification in quake 4!!!!), one filled with intellegent azerbajani nigger pedos and more amernien shitskin brutes.