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 89973[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

It's been one week since ‘dmin 6 annexed Shartyland into his empire. He's resolved the conflict with Shartyland as peacefully as he could, and is now co-leaders with Froot. The nation is now named Shartycord.
The 4cuck Empire has invaded Soysphere Island, and the Soyteens fight a guerilla war. It's up to ‘dmin 6 to ultimately save the Sharty this time, and to kill the 4cuck.
Before even setting foot on 4cuck's soil, ‘dmin 6 and his army WILL defend the Soysphere Island.

BEGIN

Your party has been scattered to the winds of time. You have to search for surviving members throughout Soysphere Island. Currently, you're alone in your lair: The ‘dmin 6 Batcave.
You may enter:
^the prison cell
^the Research and Development wing (recommended)
^the teleporter room
Or
^the elevator (leads to ‘cordqafe HQ)
Of course, you may visit all the rooms. 'dmin six's batcave is a saferoom, it cannot be invaded or entered casually…

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>>91669
Tiny nates run across the ground

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>>91669
mokrane becomes a habitable exoplanet with it's own atmosphere, on the outer part he looks like a regular mokrane, but when people fly into him the atmosphere becomes visible, this isn't really comprehensible for a regular decent human being

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Team Marioman begins their journey to the military bunker…
>>91671
Meanwhile, at NuJarty Empire…

Goonclown laughs. His dopamine become euphoric in the anticipation.
^Finally, we built the special teleporter! I can finally get a futa IRL!
<Okay, ma'am. Honestly, that was a lot of work for something like this, no offense. Also, this is technically property of the Jarty, and they can do whatever they want with it.
^Erm, who the FUCK cares? Goon Gang 4 Lyfe!

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>>91673
Mokraine becomes a habitable exoplanet. Seeds from various plants emerge on his skin and grow. Sweat and oil becomes an ocean, along with space water. However, the exoplanet looks like mokraine to the naked eye, from afar.

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let's see Irwins mech o algo

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>>91675
Russian Astros colonise the planet

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>>91674
Tiny nates emerge from the floor

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>>91677
>>91678
PLEASE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID NIGGER

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>Russian Astros colonise the planet
>Tiny nates emerge from the floor

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>>91674
gigglygoonclown starts randomly bashing the teleporter buttons due to him being a retard gooner…this causes something else to be teleported instead of miss circle..something eldritch and incomprehensible to the average soyteen mind

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>>91674
The teleporter was wrongly calculated, instead of leading to futa it leads to serina

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>>Russian Astros colonise the planet
>>Tiny nates emerge from the floor

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>>>Russian Astros colonise the planet
>>>Tiny nates emerge from the floor

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>>91676
The Frognigger and Jakked Irwin travel to the mecha compound.
>You are are strongest janny. This is our strongest mech… Nobody can steal it next time…
>With this, you'll be able to moderate the whole island!
Irwin nods at Frognigger.

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>>91686
Irwin whips out his phone and calls up a local jewish rabbi to come bless his mech and put a spell on it

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also op what is the uhh city area in shartycord called again?

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>>>>Russian Astros colonise the planet
>>>>Tiny nates emerge from the floor

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>>91686
They are attacked by the guerilla fighters

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>>91688
Marge the entire thing is cities

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>>91690
derailed it again award

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>>91687
The 4cuck's rabbi says some funky prayers on the mech and blesses the thing. Weird logos and shiet appear, including Israel's niggerstar.
<There ya go, thes mech is now a zogmech!

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>>91691
okay in one of the apartments a angry nate is sitting infront of his computer completely fed up with everything he thinks that 'dmin six ruined the sharty and fucked everything up. Nate being a selfish little fuck decides enough is enough he grabs his green text arrow crossbow and goes out in the streets to le heckin kill all the 4cucks, jartycucks, gooners, zemmys, cordtroons and 'dmin six so he could save le heckin sharty! (which i doubt)

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>>91693
The rabbi hawk tuahs on everybodys thang

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>>91693
by the way, the jewish magic makes the mech slightly stronger and more durable

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>>91695
PLEASE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

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>>91695
The rabbi spits everywhere, which coats everyone's crotch in his saliva.
>I hope you weren't aiming there. You may go home, now.

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>>91698
frognigger's already tiny pecker shrinks even more into a tiny frogcaca clitti

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>>91698
Swaglord remembers the time he went to goonerhell

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>>91682
<I guess it's time to test it.
^It sure is! I bet if I type more words, I'll get a more realistic result!
Goonclown smashes the keys for four solid minutes with all his deranged fetishes and scizophrenia. Heck, he even forgets to type "Miss Circle"
A hyperslopjak is beamed into the room. The kind that can't even walk.
^Ugh, did I do something wrong?

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>>91701
He tries again and a bird from serina is teleported in

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>>91701
goon cultists take the hyperslopjak and teleport him somewhere else to be used as a part for the new goonbot

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>>91701
the hyperslopjak lets out an extremely loud noise that creates a massive negra wave

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>>91703
>>91702
A purple portal swallows up the hyperslopjak, which will now be used in the goonbot.
^My friends are so useful~
<Let me use it. I'll tes it properly
Henry types in bird. The machine grabs a Robbie's Redbreasted Ground Serin, from the world of Serina, and teleports it to the pad.

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>>91704
The hyperslopjak was already sucked into the portal, so this couldn't happen

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>>91705
finally 'dmin 7 then uses it to teleport heckin miss circle

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>>91705
The civilization of gravedigger birds on serina picks up the energy signature of the teleportation and investigates it

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>>91707
'dmin 7 says
>Give me a hand at this, bro.
He types in a more reasonable prompt.
The Miss Circle teleports in. Giggly Goonclown jumps with excitement and approaches xer.
^What's your 'cord sis?

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>>91709
meanwhile…team marioman reaches the military bunker

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>>91709
miss niggress appears and asks team goon what they're doing at the jarty base

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>>91711
>miss niggress
ermmm MARGEEEEE WHO?

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>>91711
Miss Niggress is dead :(

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Okay so once the zemmy virus is gone the plot is gonna lead to a awesome heckin final battle between the jarty and goon aliance , shartycord and 4cuck remnants

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>>91714
>final battle
oldfrog…

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>>91715
problem frogcucka?

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>>8658051
It was a cheap one I could argue that it was a coma.

Revive Miss Niggress?

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>>91717
who even is that?

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>>91718
The first Miss Circle from the first A6. She got beaten with 4cuck's clubs during the final battle.

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>>91718
sorry there's too much to keep up in this raisin o algo

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>>91713
marge when did xhe die

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>>91719
ermm xe should stay dead chud…shartycord has already enough bad guys to deal with

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>>91714
do NOT do this

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>>91721
When 4cucks flooded and beaten random people with their clubs

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>>91723
tsmt, the show must go on!

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>>91723
ERMM EXPLAIN WHY NOT?

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>>91724
okay so maybe make it nusquirelljak instead

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everything has to have a end albeit

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>>91728
>>91726
>>91714
4cuck Island has to be raided by 'dmin 6.

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>>91728
there is still many unfinished plotlines albeit

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>>91728
duh, but im a selfish johnsoncel who want's it to go on for as long as possible because i have nothing else to entertain myself except play the same 2 games over and over again o aglo

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>>91729
actually fucking true THAT will be the finale but first all the internal shartycord problems must be dealt with

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>>91731

same 2 games…i can relate i have nothing to play but space marine 2 and helldivers 2

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>>91734
sounds pretty aryan o algo

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>>91711
Miss Niggress beams in.
<Sorry, everybody. I had to heal myself in Doctor Reznor's for a long while. Everybody's thinking I'm dead for some reason?
<Anyways, I see that you summoned another Miss Circle. Whys you do this?

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>>91736
miss niggress and futa miss circle have hot steamy sex and raisin out a mixed race miss circle baby

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>>91736
while ermm this is happening back at the shartycord military bunker dr soystein is working on a cure while 'dmin 6 his advisors and veteran chud are making battleplans for the invasion of jarty fort and the destruction of the jarty science tower

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>>91738
>>91737
Miss Niggress and Futa Miss Circle have rough passionate sex while Giggly goons to it. Henry and 'dmin 7 get uncomfortable.

Meanwhile…

In one of the tents, the party army attempts to make plans for the coming war, alTHOUGH it's mostly people trying to force ideas of how they'll be instrumental to the campaign. 'dmin 6 and Veteran Chud make plans for the coming storm. Dr. Soystein works on a cure in the background.

>The Zumans are on the way out, but what do we do with a cured Shemmy?

^Tell them to join or die.

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>>91739
the gooner cultists use remote viewing to see what you are doing, they see the hot miss circle action going on, and they get aroused

yeah honestly, i don't know what to really add, im just doing funny and stupid raisin tbh

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>>91740
the gooner cultists get bored of ur stupid chuddy planning and go back to watching miss circle sex

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so are we gonna timeskip to when soystein makes a cure

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>>91740
>>91741
The Miss Circles keep going at it, and Goonclown keeps gooning to it.
The action is degenerate enough for the gooner cultists AND the goon minions to remote view it.
^GOON GOON GOON!

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>>91744
gemmm

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>>91743
The serinian birds notice that one is gone

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>>91746
who's gone?

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>>91742
Dr. Soystein enters the commander room.
>Listen up, soyim. The cure is finished! Load this into a needle gun and it can cure many of them at once.

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>>91747
The bird that got teleported from there

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>>91748
a smart sharty soldiers speaks up and suggests:
<ermmm why cant we just load the cure into a missile and having it explode in the sky making the cure spread throughout our atmosphere? would be more efficent i think

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>>91748
The ghost of zombie liam vickers posseses this vickers

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>>91750
yeah, like how a thermobaric bomb spreads out the tiny particles and ignites them

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>>91751
OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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>>91751
(me) proceeds to murder the soyteen with the tmla9wFd id forever erasing him from time space and memory

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>>91750
>>91752
One of the Sharty soldiers speak up
<Erm, can't we load the cure into a missile?
>Yeah, you could probably do that. I don't specialize in missiles, albeit.
^I can send the material to Spadeibi. He knows how to make missiles.
>Sure! As long as it doesn't have any side effects on uninfected… any volunteers?

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>>91753
Whats the problem. That prompt is story related

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>>91755
can 'dmin 6 uses his admin powers to teleport spadeibi here

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>>91757
No, but he can tether to Spadeibi's lab in his HQ.

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>>91758
make him heckin do that!

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>>91756
I don't want this scene to be derailed

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>>91761
whats being cured

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>>91761
Then go Cure them

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>>91762
the zebra virus or something then we can move onto cooler stuff

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>>91760
>>91758
>>91757
^I'm sure it doesn't have side effects.
>I'm flattered.
'dmin 6 takes the sample and tethers to his Batcave. The missile is now in the process of being built…

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>>91765
SOOO marge what are we supposed to do now

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>>91765
the futa miss circle cooms and they finish fucking, miss niggress is now gregnant with a whole mixed race miss circle mutt baby

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>>91767
wholesome*

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>>91765
spadeson and big lez go back to their previous forms so they can work on the missiles faster

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>>91767
>>91768
Futa Miss Circle ejaculates once again, getting Miss Niggress pregnant. They both lie on the ground.
Then, everyone gets themselves zipped up and clothed again.

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>>91770
goonclown asks miss circle to join his party using his gooner rizz



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