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№90572[Quote]
>>90571pull the tail plug out of her asshole to drain her life force
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>>90572You test if the tail is a butt plug, the violent way. Evil Rarity kicks 'dmin 6, causing xer to part with xer tail and some skin… 'dmin 6 is definitely hurt now.
Serj chimes in
>This is so fvckine stupid. The bitch keeps punishing us hit for hit! We should keep our distance or something. №90574[Quote]
>>90573Yeah! the squeaker screams "LAUNCH THE CALL OF DUTY TACTICAL NUKE ON HER LOL"
№90575[Quote]
>>90574The squeaker shouts at your party
>YEAH! LAUNCH THE CALL OF DUTY TACTICAL NUKE ON HER LOLBooruschizo pulls out a metal warhead, and drops a demon core into it… he screws the cap on…
Maybe you should take a few steps back from evil Rarity…
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>>90575Take some steps back as booruschizo prepares to go nagasaki all in this mothafucka
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>>90577DROP KICK HER. EPIC STYLE. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, JUST KILL HER ALREADY SHITTTTTTT
№90580[Quote]
>>90579OH COME ON YOU ASSHOLE
№90582[Quote]
>>90581Take a shit.
It causes Evil Rarity to vomit
№90583[Quote]
>>90581op your a faggot stop your shit now
№90584[Quote]
>>90582As a last resort, 'dmin 6 defecates while being eaten alive. This directly causes Evil Rarity to vomit him out.
With his legs barely functional, 'dmin 6 crawls away from Evil Rarity. She prepares to attempt eating him again.
'dmin 6 wails
^SOMEONE PLEASE HELP! №90585[Quote]
>>90583The evil ponies are built like terminators. The main cast are specifically minibosses. That's part of why Evil Rarity still stands.
№90586[Quote]
>>90585Your still a nigger
>>90584Anvil commically falls on her idfk this shit is getting tedious as hell
№90588[Quote]
>>90587OKAY FINE USE THE TELEPORT
OP IS A FAGGOT I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS
№90589[Quote]
>>90587WHY THE FUCK IS SHE SO FUCKING OP PLEASE JUST LET HER DIE
№90591[Quote]
>>90588>>90589>>90590It's a humiliating choice, but it's preferable to death… 'dmin 6 activates the tether, barely surviving the encounter with Evil Rarity. He returns to his HQ, alone…
Elmo calls the nurse over. The nurse wheels the unconcious 'dmin 6 to the 'cordqafe hospital. He's now safe from the battle.
Marioman7890 now leads your squadHowever, there's no telling how it'll go.
You may proceed as either 'dmin 6 or Marioman… №90592[Quote]
>>90588>>90589Haven't you niggers fought evil Rainbow Dash before? They're at similar power levels.
№90593[Quote]
>>90591Proceed as marioman as ’min 6 needs to recover. Also now both ’min 6 and Froot are injured so they are out of the story until they have recovered
№90594[Quote]
>>90593Also whats even the point and goal of the whole pony storyline?
№90595[Quote]
>>90594The primary goal is to escape.
The secondary goal is to liberate the humans from Equestria and have them ally with 'cordqafe.
The tetriary goal is to gain party members and weapons.
The current objective is to find the glowpony's teleporter.
№90597[Quote]
>>90593You now play as Marioman, the current leader of 'dmin 6's team.
You ask your team what happened. They explain that 'dmin 6 used the tether.
You feel like running away, but you also want to honor 'dmin 6 by finishing the battle and finally killing this apparently nigh unkillable pony. Which choice do you take?
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>>90597Gigafly sacrifices himself and the fly explodes on the pony
№90599[Quote]
>>90598Gigafly Jockey steals Booruschizo's explosive. The fly eats much of it, and Jockey grabs two sticks of dynamite. Three are lit.
The fly grabs Evil Rarity, bringing the explosives in close proximity. She tries to hurt Jockey, but it's ineffective. The explosion kills all three individuals in a gore-filled matter.
№90600[Quote]
>>90599Leave through one of the exists, dont take the one that leads to the glowie hideout as trying to fight them is pointless and not your goal
№90601[Quote]
>>90600You choose to walk away from your current objective; or the Glowpony base and their teleporter. Instead you walk through the nearest exit, which exists to your left.
You have now entered the Canterlot gem mines. Within the entrance room, you find 'dmin 6's sword, and a few charred bodies from the primary nuclear blast zone. If Booruschizo fired the nuke any closer, your entire party would've ended up like them.
№90602[Quote]
>>90600Sorry if I poorly phrased the primary goal. By escape, I meant eacape the pony dimension itself and return to the OG dimension.
№90603[Quote]
>>90601Liam Vickers and the zombie ponies invade the horse kingdom
№90605[Quote]
>>90604All of the cordcafe army organize to mount a decisive counterattack
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>>90608a based ww2 german medic appears
№90610[Quote]
>>90607Shartycord and cordcafe lay siege to 4shemmy
№90612[Quote]
>>90611Say that he died heroically while battling shitskins, and that his memory will forever live on.
№90614[Quote]
>>90613Its a temporary partnership. Once they leave the pony hellhole, they will become enemies again
№90616[Quote]
>>90615glownigger invasion: electric boogaloo
№90617[Quote]
>>90614You say it's temporary, and born out of necessity.
>Zat makes sense, ja. Nice to meet you. I'm Kurt Blome, and I'm vhat you could call a doktor. I can heal, but I can also create abominations. … sometimes, I do both!He laughs
№90618[Quote]
>>90617A soyboy pops out and yells "WOAW JUTS LIKE MUH HECKING TEE EF TWO!!!!!"
№90620[Quote]
how is this thread still going it's literally all the same kys
№90622[Quote]
>>90621Everyone laughs at the silly soyboy, along with a sitcom laugh track.
№90623[Quote]
>>90621Figgehn and the dimensional police plan to shut down the pony dimension for being too disruptive
№90624[Quote]
>>90622>>90623Everyone laughs at the soyboy. Sharty Officer Toilet even presses a button that activates a surround sound laugh track.
Figgehn, Chriswhippit, and the Dimension Police arrive directly to the party's location.
>We need you to raid the glowpony compound. Go quickly! We'll even assist you. We have to qurantine the dimension and cripple Equestria's interdimensional travel capabilities, before they disrupt any more timelines. №90625[Quote]
>>90624Agree to the companionship
№90626[Quote]
>>90625Figgehn says
>Be there quickly. Avoid the dragon.He and Chriswhippit leave three officers to temporarily assist your party, under the condition that you raid the glowpony base.
№90628[Quote]
>>90627Before beginning the raid, you must find the glowpony base first. You return to the tunnel entrance room, where you see that the battle with evil Rarity lasted for hours.
You hear the roaring of a dragon from one of the adjacent rooms.One room is clear, and the other contains a dragon. Do you go forward or to the right?
№90630[Quote]
>>90629You choose the right. In the next room, you see no dragon, nor do you hear one. You must've picked the correct path.
The only path seems to be forward.
№90631[Quote]
>>90630Booruschizo complains that he wanted to see a dragon like a selfish little fuck
Also the Chinlet slave from the begining appears again
№90633[Quote]
>>90631>>90632You proceed. The next room is more visually interesting, albeit there are no enemies present.
You see a sad sniveling wretch of a man. It's Clopper Chvd! He mumbles about how abandoned and unloved he feels.
You hear the roaring of a dragon from one of the adjacent rooms.(You can now easily deduce its location)
Booruschizo says he wants to see the dragon. Marioman tells him that he'll have to fight it by himself if he wants to see it.
№90634[Quote]
>>90633A squad of injured 4cucks go to floyds to hide from vickers and the zebra zombies
№90635[Quote]
>>90633Trentsaw and Marioman try to console the pony lover while booruschizo goes to fight the dragon.
№90636[Quote]
>>90634Three 4cucks, which were defeated but survived, find Floyd's Seed and Feed.
>We employ you, sir. Please shelter and heal us. It's very important!Mr. Floyd responds
<We can help you, but it'll cost money.The 4cucks dig into their pockets. They find about 30 dollars.
Should George Floyd let them in?
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>>90635Booruschizo enters the hall to observe fight the dragon…
Marioman helps the clopper up.
Trentsaw attempts to console and comfort the clopper Chvd
>Look at the bright side, Chvd… you were inside a horse, weren't you?Clopper says
<Yes, I was vored. I did like that part, but then they waterboarded me for hours… and they said they hated my existence… №90638[Quote]
>>90637Ask the Chvd to please have more normal fetishes cause thats just gross o algo
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>>90636Let them in. The 4cucks reveal important information about swaglord
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>>90638Marioman gets grossed out by Clopper's fetishes.
>Can you get turned on by… humans or something? Like, stop trying to fuck horses you sick fuck!Clopper snaps back
<No, I can't ever clop to a higger, and I'll never ever marry one. They're weak subponies who'll never compare to a mare. Normal is boring! And, I'm not into vore, BUT…>[words words words]>… [more words words words, will never shut up] №90641[Quote]
>>90640Just enter the glowpony base already
№90642[Quote]
>>90641DO THIS while jonathan davis stays behind and starts gooning with Chvd gegegegegeg
№90644[Quote]
>>90643Show How its going for ’dmin 6
№90645[Quote]
>>90641>>90642Poopson discovers the grate that leads to the hidden glowie entrance. Everyone enters, except for Johnathan Davis from Korn, and Clopper Chvd, who have a goon sesh (?). Booruschizo is also absent, due to fighting the dragon.
At the entrance, stands three human glowniggers. This time, they have alien sidearms.
>%%WE GOT A CODE YELLOW WE GOT A CODE YELLOW, CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION PISSCELS%% №90646[Quote]
>>90645The dimensional police slice them up
№90647[Quote]
>>90645In an act of bravery and MUH HECKIN CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, Wayne goes in to fight them
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>>90646>>90647Wayne Static shouts their eardrums out, disorienting them. They fire their alien guns all at him, doing some freaky shit to him. He falls to the ground and undergoes 3 bolts worth of a seizure-like condition. He might need a doctor!
The dimensional police descend and slice the glowies. The glowies fre off two bolts that do similar things to the dimension police! One of them even falls out of scene, thru the waste river.
№90651[Quote]
>>90648Liam zickers and the z-zebras merge
№90652[Quote]
>>90650Throw the sword horisontally so it beheads both glowies
№90653[Quote]
>>90650Flank them, trentsaw goes to pull in wayne so the medic can heal him
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>>90654Dr shekelstien is LE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
№90656[Quote]
>>90652>>90653You throw the sword, as Marioman, aiming for the glowhumans. Before it sticks into the wall, it destroys both of the dimensional police officer's eyes, blinding him.
The NINny soldiers go for the kill, shanking one of the glowies multiple times. A bolt hits onr of the soldiers, and he gyrates his body while sinking in thr green goop.
Trentsaw pulls Wayne Static in and calls for a doctor. Like lightning, Kurt Blome strikes and treats Wayne Static's condition. He should be good to go in a turn or so.
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>>90656The squeaker appears again, but his reaction camera falls and squishes the last CIA officer
№90660[Quote]
>>90658Ask the squeaker to put in some cheat codes so you can have more Half Life 2 beta weapons. The soyboy comes in to soy out to hl2 beta again/
№90661[Quote]
>>90660>HAHAHAHA KILL EM ALL GO BLAST EM TO PIECES YES YESTge squeaker spams CTRL+V and enter on the impulse command, granting enough weapons to field an army and its enemies. If you can name it, and its in HL2 beta, it's in the weapon stacks.
The soygem miner enters the scene and has a spontaneous orgasm.
>SO MUCH AWESOME!! OH MY FAUCI! PICK THE IMMOLATOR! №90662[Quote]
>>90661Ok, do the immolator
№90664[Quote]
Take a shit
№90665[Quote]
>>90663Everyone else takes their own weapons
№90666[Quote]
>>90665Everyone who feels like arming themselves arms themselves. Even Marioman arms himself.
The party proceeds to the next location…
You meet glowpony once more…
>%%That boy's been arming you with guns, huh? Well, what if I told you we have a weapon jammer, huh? MWAHAHAHA%%That conniving bitch…
The weapon jammer will be fired in two turns.
№90667[Quote]
It's getting late on my end so it might be hours until the next turn. See y'all later.
№90668[Quote]
>>90666The power of MERICA surges through everyone as they start firing
№90669[Quote]
>>90666Fire on the flying glowies to make them fall on the ponies
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>>8434734
Everyone shoots at the weapon jammer
№90671[Quote]
>>90668>>90669The guns in your party focus on the flying glowies while the immolaters try and cook the glowponies. The hoverglowies fall onto the boss pony and cause some good explosive damage. Two of xer henchmen get burned to a crisp.
Two henchmen ponies and the leader gallop into melee range.
The weapon jammer will be fired at the end of the next turn.
>>90670 was meant for an ((older version)) of this post