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>>90370 award
cobson starts schizo laughing and sucking troops into his mouth award
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Swaglord appears in a giant tranime mech award
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taka a shit award
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>>90369 award
You enter the deep Orchard. Many Zebras lie in wait, ready to strike… you see Jimmy Adkins drinking that sludge called Grum Grum juice. It sticks all over his face and clothes. award
He says award
>You should try this. awardbut there are more pressing matters at hand. award
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>>90375 award
Nuchud reveals that he does not remember who is is and where he came from, you must now go on a journey to make nuchud remember award
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Swaglord appears in a mech. Everyone craps on the floor in fear and THEY ALL RUN TO THE COMPOUND. Cobson laughs at their misery… award
froot gets the fvcked over the sharty again award
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4cuck begins an operation against the mutant areas award
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Swaglord's friends hear about the mutant invasion and send a relief force of specialized units. They are deployed to the forest. The operation is somewhat effective, but the casualties are still brutal for the 4cucks… award
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sharty is too fvckine chaotic award
need for sleep award
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goodnight my drilla award
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THE SWINNY REVOLT award
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>>90383 OP already went to bed doe award
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Op no award
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>>90383The five remaining Swinnyteens of the Soypocalypse have pooled their funds to procure NBC suits. They roam 'jak city. Very few peiple remain in the city to contest their rule.
What will be the Swinny's survival strategy? Who will they ally with?
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>>90386they build an underground base and start producing highly advanced bioweapons
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>>90388they create a giant johnson laser launcher that turns people into big black gorilla niggas
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>>90390The 4cuck army found the hidden basement.
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>>90392they let him in knowing that they can overpower him
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>>90393>>90394One of them hits the head…
The Swinnyteens allow the 4cuck entry. They outnumber him, so they should be fine…
>Thanks, anons. It's really tough out there. My squad got eaten by mutants a few hours ago. №90396[Quote]
>>90395they knock him unconscious and start experimenting on him
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>>90397they perform a bottom surgery and turn xim into a real woman
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>>90398The swinnyteens perform a series of surgeries and genetic doping to transform the 4cuck into a *real woman.
*womb not included
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>>90399they install an artificial womb and make the 4cuck breed ximself creating inbred 4cuck babies
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>>90400>>90401One of the Swins goes to the restroom.
The 4cuck troon becoms even more of a woman and breeds xerself thru hermaphrodite sex. This births bizarre twins of different sizes.
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>>90402the twins troon out as well
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>>90404Go back to the battle between swaglord and froot and nuchud
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>>90404Froot attacks Swaglord's mech's leg with his sword, causing damage and slows the mech down
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>>90407Froot slices the Mech's leg. This does a pretty good amount of damage to it, making it work slower.
Swaglord retaliated by smashing his hammer against the wall. This onocks Froot down and hurts him a bit.
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>>90375Try to convince the humans to rebel like muh confederacy or something
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>>90409^No longer do you have to work for these despots, for I've come to liberate you!The humans draw closer.
>Please free us, sir! Give us weapons so we may fight back once more!The Zigger zebras retort, mistakenly thinking you called to them
<NAY, we love to work in the sun, for massa. Get out of here, cracka! №90411[Quote]
>>90410Jimmy drinks more grum grum while you type "impulse 101" and equip them with half life 2 beta guns.
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>>90404Use the gun on the babies
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>>90411You give the human slaves XM29 OICWs from HL2 beta. However, the grenade function doesn't work, but instead makes them zoom through the scope.
Jimmy slurps the grum grum juice like he's shoenice. He turns into a fatass.
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>>90413Jimmy dies because of the contamination of dysentery in Grum Grum juice back in Bajokieland.
Also start making the zebras help you at gunpoint cause they're stupid niggers
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>>90416Forgot to mention that Jimmy dies from dysentry. He leaves the empty bucket on the floor.
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>>90416Hit ctrl + z to undo and then just kill the ziggers out right
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>>90414Enslave them and make them join our party
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>>90418The CTRL Z hack manages to break your present time into the previous move. You order the slaves to fire immediately, which they do.
This time, neither slave is lucky to survive. They manage to kill two zebras, but die in the process. There are two more ziggers that get wounded.
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>>90423Also, Jimmy still dies from dysentry.
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>>90423Throw Jimmys body at the two, infecting them with dysentry.
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>>90420>>90419>>90421You chain up and dress up the troon gorilla children in Swinny pattern attire. They join your party as slaves.
4cucktroon says
>this is pretty hot desuAnother Swinteen goes to the bathroom.
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>>90425'dmin 6 tosses Jimmy's body at the ziggers, and shout
^NOW GET HIS DISEASEOne of them gets pushed to the ground. The other says
<NAY, IT DON'T WORK LIKE DAT CRACKA!He kicks 'dmin 6 across the map. 'dmin 6 coughs up some blood in the process.
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>>90427Skibidi officer does a thing hile gigafly heals the slaves using his epic gigachad powers and Serj bonks a zebra, cracking their skull open.
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>>90428Gigafly Jockey examines the body of the slaves.
>Nothing I can do, kings. Rest in peace.Skibidi Officer bites the Zigger that kicked 'dmin 6 on the neck.
<AYYY POLICE BROOTALITY, QUIT DAT, HIGGA!Serj uproots a froot tree and bashes the fuck out of a zigger. He is crushed under the tree and dies brutally.
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>>90429Zebra gets skibdi aids
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Brundlefly (Komputersem spammer) tries to kill Froot.
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>>8381826
NIGGERS CANT BE TOILETS.
THEY DIE.
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redoing the slide
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>>90430Zebra turns into a zigibi toilet.
<MANE I DONT CARE IF WE BOTH TOILET. WE STILL OPS, OFFICER!Was >>8381826
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>>90435So based and sigma! Head further to free more slaves and give them hl2 beta guns.
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Brundlefly kills any soyjak that doesn't make fun of anything to stop soyboys, autistic children and troons killing Shartycord.
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>>90436You get past the main orchard area, to Evil Applejack's yard.
There, you encounter Evil Applejack and evil
STRIPED™ Fluttershy.
>Fluttershy, go um, fight those higgers for me. Attack that big crab guy, too, while you're at it.<That I'll do, sister!>… don't call me sister ever again…Yoyr first move is to equip the slaves with HL2 beta MP5K's. They instantly join your party.
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Don turtelli kidnaps and rapes applejack
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>>90438Brundlefly declares war on the Shartycord.
Froot pushes Bruntlefly off of him.
<You 4cuck traitor… I can't believe you're doing this. №90442[Quote]
>>90440Don Turtelli, local cheesemaker, ropes Applejack away, to which no one notices.
A loud shriek in the distance echoes multiple times.
>FUCKING GET STABBED AND BLEED OUT!>FUCKING GET STABBED AND BLEED OUT!>!!FUCKING GET STABBED AND BLEED OUT!!! №90443[Quote]
>>90442Start going to war with them like muh heckin world wars or something
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>>90443Your party go through two turns of total war, and it's an absolute fustercluck. 'dmin 6 and Trentsaw cllectively kill a zebra, and Serj crushes one with his "toothpick" froot tree.
Evil Fluttershy heavily wounds a former slave, then xher and the zebras gang up on Serj Tankian. He begins to rant about prison systems and construction work, while eating multiple hooves at once.
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Brundlefly explores Sharty's connections to FSB, CIA and Monarch Program.
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>>90444Liam vickers(glitch faggot) appears
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ID TEST!!!
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>>90444>>90447I'm both of these ID's
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>>90447Swaglord escapes and gives control of the mech to bruntlefly, he has now fully joined the 4cucks
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>>90447Ip reset again award
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>>90441threaten to use the gorilla gun on brundlefly
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>>90449>>90451Bruntlefly teleports to the mech and kicks Swaglord out. He defects to 4cuck, which is possible because isn't a soyjak.
This pisses off Swaglord, but he's a now a mech-less pisscel who can do absolutely nothing about the situation. He runs the fuck away for now.
Froot screams into cordbots face
<GET ME A GORILLA GUN TO TRANSFORM BRUNTLEFLY INTO A NIGGER GORILLA.Cordbot responds
>query negative №90454[Quote]
Please mr janny whitelist me o algo, this is kind of annoying. Also please reply to me about my soygem application
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>>90452trentsaw uses his epic downward spiral powers or seomthing
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>>90455Trent Reznor sends Evil
STRIPED™ Fluttershy on a
DOWNWARD SPIRAL directly into the ground, causing a concussion.
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>>90456Trent earns a gramy for his A24 slowburn kino album, also for saying fist fuck.
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>>90457Trentsaw attaches a recently won grammie to his back.
Fluttershy gets back up, but xhe is still stunned hard by the concussion.
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>>90458A slave throws a molotov cocktail at fluttershy
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>>90458The timeline police led by figgehn appear to bring you back to your universe and restore order in this one
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>>90459A slave throws a molotov at fluttershy. It cracks against xher skull and covers xher in flames. Xhe cries as the fires engulf xher and burn xher hair…
Fluttershy is still stunned.
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>>90460The dimension police observe the fight thru a telescope.
<Are they still alive?>Yes sir.<Damnit! This complicates things…The truth is that the dimensional police condemned the pony-ruled Shartyland, and tried their best to contain it, but it's all been getting out of hand, even before you arrived.
<We can't risk personal extraction, but they need to return. One of you should tell them how to actually escape…>Yes, sir. I'll go contact 'dmin 6. №90463[Quote]
>>90453bruntlefly grabs babybot with his mech
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>>90461Holy shit just let her die already….
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>>90465The flames expire, but Fluttershy still stands.
Xhe asks
<Is my hair still okay?A Dimensional Police hovers above xher.
>No, it's gone.Fluttershy breaks down into tears.
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>>90466Hahahhahaha stupid bitch.
Btw why are the dimensional police here
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>>90464Shoot at the windows of the mech where brundlefly is
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>>90469Cordbot shoots at the window, but it's bulletproof. It still sustains hefty damage.
Bruntlefly slams the cordbot into the ceiling, then into the floor.
Cordbot says
>system damage critical, emergency reboot commencing…