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 89973[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

It's been one week since ‘dmin 6 annexed Shartyland into his empire. He's resolved the conflict with Shartyland as peacefully as he could, and is now co-leaders with Froot. The nation is now named Shartycord.
The 4cuck Empire has invaded Soysphere Island, and the Soyteens fight a guerilla war. It's up to ‘dmin 6 to ultimately save the Sharty this time, and to kill the 4cuck.
Before even setting foot on 4cuck's soil, ‘dmin 6 and his army WILL defend the Soysphere Island.

BEGIN

Your party has been scattered to the winds of time. You have to search for surviving members throughout Soysphere Island. Currently, you're alone in your lair: The ‘dmin 6 Batcave.
You may enter:
^the prison cell
^the Research and Development wing (recommended)
^the teleporter room
Or
^the elevator (leads to ‘cordqafe HQ)
Of course, you may visit all the rooms. 'dmin six's batcave is a saferoom, it cannot be invaded or entered casually…

 90172[Quote]

>>90170
Now destroy the teleporter while serj continues to cry out not to

 90173[Quote]

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>>90172
Booruschizo plants a bomb to destroy the teleporter (2 turns 'til activation). Serj Tankian slams Poopson onto the floor with strength immeasurable. Poopson is now crippled, with a broken leg, and moderately damaged.

 90174[Quote]

You see Amerimutt. He's apparently a sleeper cell working for American army.

 90175[Quote]

p e n d e r a l d

 90176[Quote]

>>90173
Start trying to heal poopson cause he didnt deserve this

 90177[Quote]

You see Amerimutt. He's apparently a sleeper cell working for American army.

 90178[Quote]

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>>90177
>>90174
A wounded Amerimutt limps towards Froot and Nuchud.
He had previously "encountered" the RNWO, with 'dmin 6 leaving him behind. He somehow survived, but in very bad condition.

 90179[Quote]

You decide to say "I want to be like Ronald McDonald" and then his sleeper cell gets activated.

 90180[Quote]

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>>90176
'dmin 6 lifts Poopson onto Gigafly and attempts to administer aid, to limited avail.
The evil pony fires lasers at Booruschizo.
Bomb has 1 turn 'til activation.

 90181[Quote]

>>90180
'dmin 6 takes a spicy noodle shit right before the bomb blows up

 90182[Quote]

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>>90179
Froot turns to Nuchud
<Watch this.
<I want to be like Ronald McDonald.
The Amerimutt changes posture, and limps towards Nuchud.
>Sir, I need that M1477 to liberate the cheeseburgers from Slovakian bugs or something like that, yeah.

 90183[Quote]

Did anybody 'chive the last thread?

 90184[Quote]

>>90182
make an example out of him by slashing him into pieces
you are supposed to fight to the death for the sixth admin of the website

 90185[Quote]

Say
>Fiddler.
Amerimutt now thinks he's in Neverland.

 90186[Quote]

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>>90184
Booruschizo does an epic flip right before the bomb explodes.
'dmin 6 expels leaky spicy noodle diahhrea.
The blast sends shrapnel into the pony's skull, killing xer instantly.
With the teleporters destruction, everyone, including the pony's body, in the room is teleported to the evil pony niggerhell dimension…

Next scene loading…

 90187[Quote]

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>>90185
Froot says
<Fiddler.
Turning Amerimutt docile, albeit in a delusional state. He thinks he's in Neverland, a fantasty dimension.

 90188[Quote]

>>90186
WERE GOING TO EQUESTIRA NO WAYYYYYY
SISAAAAAA

 90189[Quote]

Suddenly, Donald Ewen Cameron appears from the grave and he says to program Amerimutt further or he will kill you.

 90190[Quote]

>>90187
Nuchud gets on the 4cuck news. 4cucks try to doxx nuchud

 90191[Quote]

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You teleport to the dimension the Georgian sourced the pony from. In the dimension, ponies took over Soysphere Island by using equestrian magic and initiating partial soyteen death. All that remains of the soyteen race is a small pocket of resistance, and slaves. There are legends of a hero who hunts ponies.

This is a dangerous dimension. You have to escape quickly.

 90192[Quote]

you pray to allah and kill kike

 90193[Quote]

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>>90192
You behead the Georgian kike.
Serj says
>Why did you do that? He was a scientist, you know!
>Please, we need to work together. At least temporarily, if we want to stand a chance against the monsters.

 90194[Quote]

>>90193
Ask him to never make another SOAD song and you will cooperate

 90195[Quote]

kys

 90196[Quote]

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>>90190
4cucks put a bounty to dox and kill Nuchud specifically. It is broadcast on their news.

 90197[Quote]

Soot who is a MK Ultra psyachtrist suddenly pops up and asks to program/mind control Amerimutt further or he will kill you.

 90198[Quote]

pray to allah pilgrimage medca

 90199[Quote]

>>90196
A massive 4cuck machine lands on the shore of shartyland to try to crush the capitol

 90200[Quote]

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>>90194
You ask him to never ever make another SOAD song.
He promises you he won't:
>Okay, I won't. In fact, I'll even drown the white chuds in the band then disband it.

 90201[Quote]

Soot who is a MK Ultra psyachtrist suddenly pops up and asks to program/mind control Amerimutt further or he will kill you.

 90202[Quote]

>>90200
Find a map of equestira

 90203[Quote]

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>>90202
You walk for around an hour before finding a mysterious, isolated shed with a garden. Inside, you find a map that you were looking for.

 90204[Quote]

>>90203
Infect the ponies with highly contagious niggeraids that causes zombification

 90205[Quote]

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>>90204
You look for a pony to infect with Niggeraids. Xe is standing next to an oak tree.
First, you'll have to subdue the pony.

 90206[Quote]

>>90205
take a shit

 90207[Quote]

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>>90206
You take a shit on the floor.

 90208[Quote]

>>90207
Meet with a very angry chuddy, whos mad cause he cant find his based nazi pony waifu.

 90209[Quote]

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>>90208
You look around the plains and the mountains, but you can’t find him.

 90210[Quote]

>>90209
stupid nigger i meant they find YOU

 90211[Quote]

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>>90210
Human Worker Slave #3621, miner class, walks up to you.
>GIVE ME MAREPUSSY YOU STUPID FUCKING CHUD

 90212[Quote]

>>90211
Ask why the fuck is he running around naked, also isnt he a chud too?

 90213[Quote]

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>>90212
>STFU libtard. I want to show everypony my johnson, which can satisfy them just as much as horse cock.

 90214[Quote]

>>90213
bee dubyou sea

 90215[Quote]

>>90213
Do a based seig heil to gain his trust

 90216[Quote]

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>>90215
You do an epic jojo pose sieg heil for the chud.
>Wait, are you a nazi? Can you help me find a blonde based tradcath nazi pony?

 90217[Quote]

>>90216
Yes, you can, or something.

 90218[Quote]

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>>90217
You tell him that you can. He responds:
>Okay. Please do! Nopony wants to ride my bee dubyou sea. They just tell me to dig up more brimstone, then whip me.

 90219[Quote]

>>90218
Thats horrible. How did these horses even take over shartyland? Did sawglord and his armies fail to contain them in /mlp/? Find out the origins of this dimension.

 90220[Quote]

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>>90219
^Thats horrible. How did these horses even take over shartyland? Did swaglord and his armies fail to contain them in /mlp/?
>Who is that?
^I'm talking about 4chan.
>They were the first to fall. They tried to use the pony johnsonas a weapon, but they all turned on 4chan's army.

 90221[Quote]

>>90220
Pony *baybs (no idea why it filtered)

 90222[Quote]

>>90220
Ask about what happened to every chud and soyteen after their takeover

 90223[Quote]

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>>90222
^Okay, but what happened to every soyteen?
>Their armies were destroyed. The old admins were burned alive. On the grassy side of the mountains, all the survivors are slaves. On the desert side, they are resistance fighters.

 90224[Quote]

>>90223
Why the fuck are there human slaves, arent ponies magic or some shit.

 90225[Quote]

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>>90224
Trent says
<Why the fuck are there human slaves? Aren't ponies magic or some shit?
Slave #3621 responds
>It's kind of like when the based and trad confederates enslaved the negros. There is some work that nopony has time to do. They want to live like kings and - well, most of them are queens. That's why ponies are aryans.

 90226[Quote]

>>90225
Quiet weird how a nazi chud wants to be an ubermensch in a nazi society.

 90227[Quote]

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>>90226
<Well, why the fuck do you want to be an untermann in this white society?
>…
>I'm not a subhuman! I'm a based tradcath husband that hasn't been discovered yet!

 90228[Quote]

>>90227
Okay yeah thats reasonable. Have him join your party

 90229[Quote]

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>>90228
3621 joins your party. He hopes you can lead him to a based pony wife.

 90230[Quote]

>>90229
Start heading through the discord mountain.

 90231[Quote]

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>>90230
On top of the mountain, you meet a familiar, enigmatic figure.
^Dr. Soyberg?
>Why, yes, I am. Any human face is a friendly face to me. I'm a licensed doctor.
>Say, your faces are fresh. Where do y'all come from?

 90232[Quote]

>>90231
Say you came from some distant splinter before serj starts going off about dimensional merges like the shitskin he is

 90233[Quote]

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>>90232
^We come from a splinter outside the Soysphere, but very similar. We've come to-
Serj interrupts
<Actually, we come from another dimension. You see, there are many dimensions and they're finally coming together, just like Chris Chan sai-
>Enough is enough. I see that you're interdimensional sojourners. This isn't the first time I've encountered such people, though I assure you that I'm native to this one.
>Unfortunately, the resistance doesn't have access to a teleporter, or else we would've left long ago.

 90234[Quote]

>>90233
Offer your help in making a teleporter for them.

 90235[Quote]

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>>90234
^Well, we could make a teleporter for you.
>That's what the previous visitors told us. When the power was fed to it, however, the ponies teleported to it and destroyed it, before it could be used. They kidnapped the visitors and teleported back.

 90236[Quote]

>>90235
Say that your more powerful then those previous visitors, and you can make a better teleport.

 90237[Quote]

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>>90236
^We are stronger than them. We'll kill the ponies before they get to the teleporter.
>It's worth a shot…
Trentsaw chimes in
<Wait, 'dmin 6. We still have our tether remotes. We can escape for ourselves if it comes to that.
Serj gets angry.
>Don't leave us behind!
Trentsaw says
<I'm not planning on that. I'll try building the teleporter first.

 90238[Quote]

>>90237
Say if they do have to leave via tether, he will come back with a whole army to destroy the ponies.

 90239[Quote]

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>>90238
^Listen, everybody. If it does come to that, I'll return with an army…
>Hopefully, we'd survive long enough for your little rescue!

 90240[Quote]

>>90239
Tell serj to shut his shitskin niggar californian jewish armenian pedo mouth up, grabbing him comically by the neck.

 90241[Quote]

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>>90240
^STFU YOU CALIPEDO SHITSKIN ARMENIGGER KIKE
You rattle his neck in your hand.
>I can barely feel that. If you'd like, I could choke you the fuck out myself!
Soyberg interrupts
>Please stop fighting and come to our cavern base. I'm a doctor, and I could heal you all for your troubles.

 90242[Quote]

>>90241
Poopson really needs it, so gigafly leads the group to the base while 'dmin 6 keeps his grip on Serjs neck.

 90243[Quote]

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>>90242
Gigafly leads the group away, while 'dmin 6 keeps his grip on Serj's neck.
>I'm not moving until you get your hand off my neck.

 90244[Quote]

>>90243
Begrudgingly let go.

 90245[Quote]

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>>90244
You let go and follow Soyberg. A few days later, the teleport finally gets built.
It hasn't been turned on yet. It'll certainly attract teleporting ponies when it's turned on.

 90246[Quote]

>>90245
Chuddy cries that he still doesnt have a pony waifu

 90247[Quote]

Nice to see the adventure thread has a loop, thanks mods

 90248[Quote]

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>>90246
3621 begins to cry
>I… I thought you were going to find me a pony waifu… Do… you have any in your dimension…? *sobs*

 90249[Quote]

>>90247
It's quite the improvement. Thanks jannies for being gemmy

 90250[Quote]

>>90248
Shit. Looks like you have to go back cause you only have ugly fat bronys in your dimension.

 90251[Quote]

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>>90250
^We have ponies at our dimension, but they're less demonic and feral. Also most of them are ugly regular horses and not mlp.
>Wait… does that mean I can find a waifu in your dimension?

 90252[Quote]

>>90251
No, chud is retarded. As you argue with the johnsoncel, a pony teleports right into the power generator, blowing it up.

 90253[Quote]

Soot who is a MK Ultra psyachtrist suddenly pops up and asks to program/mind control Amerimutt further or he will kill you.

 90254[Quote]

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>>90252
One of the resistance members flips a switch, activating the teleporter.
A glowpony slips through a detector gate and jams the teleporter using a magic EMP signal.
Xhe reads out numbers
>Start X Four Seven Point Five One, Y Eleven Forty-Six End…

 90255[Quote]

WHEN YOU WILL FUCKING TAKE THIS REQUEST
Soot who is a MK Ultra psyachtrist suddenly pops up and asks to program/mind control Amerimutt further or he will kill you.

 90256[Quote]

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>>90197
>>90201
>>90253
>>90255
Sorry. I was focused on the MLP storyline

Admin 1 arrives and orders you to mindfvck amerimutt or he'll kill you.

 90257[Quote]

>>90254
KILL THE NIGGER FAGGOT PONY NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 90258[Quote]

>>90256
btw this is days earlier compared to what's happening in the MLP dimension

 90259[Quote]

You agree. Soot says that when somebody is under extreme pain, it will create alter egos/"parts" that are extremely suggestible. You are now forced to make Amerimutt sit through /qa/.

 90260[Quote]

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>>90257
Chud shouts repeatedly
>Oh my good science, the woman before my very own eyes displays a level of attractiveness beyond a magnitude of which I can comprehend Oh my good science, the woman before my very own eyes displays a level of attractiveness beyond a magnitude of which I can comprehend Oh my good science, the woman before my very own eyes displays a level of attractiveness beyond a magnitude of which I can comprehend
More glowponies beam in as you attack the main one. The resistance members shoot at it.
Xhe fvcks your mind with MK Ultra beam.
>DONT KILL HER YOU NIGGERS. MAKE HER MY WIFE NOW!!!!!

 90261[Quote]

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>>90259
Admin 1 gives you a VR with zarry and /qa/ simulator on it. You coax Amerimutt to the floor and superglue it to his face. Amerimutt will get mindbroken every turn, and he can't take it off.

 90262[Quote]

Azvouf joins

 90263[Quote]

>>90260
Tell him shes a fucking roastie whore for the government or something

 90264[Quote]

Amerimutt has been dehumanized that one of his parts is an element.

 90265[Quote]

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>>90263
The glowpony's team kicks the generator repeatedly.

The pony manipulates your speech
^Yes… listen to Chuddie. Let glowpony take him back…
^%%Trent Reznor, you VILL use your tether.%%
<WTF 'dmin 6, this is NOT apart of our plan!

 90266[Quote]

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>>90264
Amerimutt cries in pain as his mind collapses. This truly is the worst day in his life. The program breaks him, neuron by neuron. He gains more sleeper routines.

 90267[Quote]

>>90265
Serj does something good for once, killing the glowie in the middle.

 90268[Quote]

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>>90267
Serj pinches then slams the glowpony against the floor repeatdely.
>%%GLOWPONIES HELP!%%
The glowpony's friends are done destroying the generator.
<%%Call the reinforcements, everypony! We have a code red!%%

 90269[Quote]

Soot explains that there are various internal structures inside a slave's mind like ant pits, black boxes, etc. This sounds like the Pony Dimension was really just Soot mindfucking you. Amerimutt is taken to a training room where he imagines he is in Oz. You look at the mindfucking journal which contains key parts, internal worlds, etc.

 90270[Quote]

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>>90269
It's been days since Admin 1's amoral experiments started. Amerimutt has been tied up and plugged in constantly. You convinced him to write his hallucinations down in a journal.
>Entry 573272882
>I have seen ponies. The RNWO told me about how they were being sources from a weird dimension.
>Entry 4738282
>After 200 hours of internet access, I was told by Coco that 'dmin 6 is fighting the ponies. I called her truthful and she called my a liar. I can't remember the lies I told.

 90271[Quote]

Say
>3321556
Amerimutt thinks he is a zombie now.



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