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THE CUBS ARE GOING TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES AGAIN, THIS YEAR. MARK MY FUCKING WORDS.
>GO, CUBS, GO!
>GO, CUBS, GO!
>HEY, CHICAGO, WHAT DO YOU SAY,
>THE CUBS ARE GONNA WIN TODAY!
I posted this in /fit/, forgetting this board exists.
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Smackdown Game Thread 5/9/2025: Backlash Go Home Show

Tonights Smackdown will emanate from the Nutter Center in Dayton, OH @ 8 PM EST

Tonights Card

*John Cena returns to SmackDown en route to WWE Backlash

*LA Knight & Damian Priest vs. Jacob Fatu & Solo Sikoa

*Jade Cargill vs. Nia Jax to determine No. 1 Contender to WWE Women's Title
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hogwheels vs bitchtits

You challenged each other to a match on the sharty. Put up or shut up.
R: 8 / I: 4

informing japan about rhea ripley

i have an idea to make a video with some japanese subtitles and say some stuff in japanese to inform japs about "Blacked" rhea and that shes a troon.
what are some bullet points that need to be covered?
what would you say to the japs about rhea?

>if you are japanese she can rape you. you cannot fight her if you are small japanese man.

>she has a bulge. she is like futa porn in real life
R: 426 / I: 129

/tennis/

I love all of you edition

>Scores

https://flashscore.com/tennis

>Streams

https://tennis2.sportshub.stream/
https://freestreams-live.mp/tennis-live-stream17/

Previous: >>4942(OP)
R: 6 / I: 2
you faggots really simp for this
R: 11 / I: 2
if youre daniel bryan here, refuse to drop the title to this fucking guy..
R: 7 / I: 3
Why does Canada produce the best wrestlers?
R: 62 / I: 11

/bundes/ - Yes, this is /bundes/

Today, Europe League
> 2100 Frankfurt - Tottenham

Saturday
> 1530 Leipzig - Kiel
> Heidenheim - Bayern
> Bremen - Bochum
> Freiburg - Hoffenheim
> Mainz - Wolfsburg
> 1830 Berlin - Stuttgart

Sunday
> 1530 Augsburg - Frankfurt
> 1730 Dortmund - Gladbach
> 1930 St. Pauli - Leverkusen
R: 4 / I: 0
Four time olympic gold winner Serena Williams prefers dat BWC. What could this mean?
R: 83 / I: 19
This is a No Nigger Zone.
R: 5 / I: 1
>/asp/ies trying to fight me
R: 7 / I: 0
y-o-u is not wordfiltred to nigger, niggerre delusional, take niggerr meds
R: 15 / I: 5

i want to hit triple H in the heart

i just want to get him in some restaurant's parking lot and beat him until he is bleeding on the floor.
i want to punt triple h in the skull
i want to hit triple h in the heart so hard he dies
i want to be the one that stops his heart with a dim mak hit.

what he did letting shotzi go
what he did to her
what he is doing with rhea ripley
just the endless most boring booking
most boring storylines
most boring back stage segments.
i must beat triple H until his heart stops
R: 2 / I: 0

BLACKED RHEA HEEL TURN

>be white dad with a 12y kid at WWE RAW, first row at the entrance
>your son hoped CODY RHODES would come sign his hat
>"THIS ISSS MY BRUTALITYYYYYY" suddenly starts playing
>BLACKED RHEA comes out as the crowd starts violently booing
>mudshark mudshark!" chants
>you try to cover your son's mouth but he lets out a "I HATE BLACKED LHEA!"
>her eyes lock at you like a terminator, she comes over
>"OY IS THAT YOUR SON? HES SO LITTLE…JUST LIKE YOUR DICK!!!"
>"SHUT UP KID OR ILL PUT YOU INSIDE MY VAGINA!!!"
>your son is now sobbing in fear
>she lifts her queen of spades t-shirt to flash him with some b00ba
>"YOU SEE THIS KID? YOULL NEVER TOUCH THIS! THIS IS FOR BLACK MEN ONLY!!!
>stomps away
>your son needs therapy and is afraid of white women now
R: 336 / I: 106

/pw/ Thread

Buck BreaKKKer Edition
R: 128 / I: 74

/puroresu/ general

Alright, after that lousy Wrestlemania main event I figure we need a men's puroresu general.

Puroresu is Japanese wrestling. Wrestling has been around for a long time in Japan. The major men's promotions today are New Japan and NOAH.

New Japan can be watched at https://www.njpwworld.com
NOAH can be watched at https://www.wrestle-universe.com
There's also All Japan, which is much smaller (but has a prestigious history) and doesn't feature English commentary but also has a following: https://www.ajpw.tv

Here are some starter matches for anyone looking to get into modern puroresu, I'll post more later:

Kenoh vs Katsuhiko Nakajima (Pro-Wrestling NOAH):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXvzh9y3oz8

Tetsuya Naito vs Kenny Omega (NJPW):
https://www.tokyvideo.com/video/g1-climax-27-night-19-tetsuya-naito-vs-kenny-omega

Hiroshi Tanahashi vs Kota Ibushi (NJPW)
https://vk.com/video-54361599_456280857

Kento Miyahara vs Katsuhiko Nakajima (AJPW)
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8wjomq

Kazuchika Okada vs Kenny Omega (NJPW)
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x59kcwf
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What are asp's thoughts on Benjamin Shelton?
R: 0 / I: 0
this board should've been for Asperger's and autism not black men wrestling
R: 0 / I: 0
/asp/-aspie
R: 2 / I: 4
How many action figures could you fit in here?
R: 27 / I: 13
Confess your sins /asp/ or just talk about what is bothering you. Jesus listen to all.
R: 5 / I: 0
Why was DJ Hyde hated by CZW fans so much when a lot more wrestlers under his leadership got WWE contracts than Zandig did?
R: 3 / I: 3
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Dubs/trips decide the wrestler (male or female) that the poster above you has to fap to. Quads/quints mean that proof of climax (hot glue) must be provided.
R: 6 / I: 0
YOU WILL WATCH DYNAMITE
R: 8 / I: 2
Brothers, I need a push on the 4cuck fed for a new gimmick. My gimmick is, I'm gay and I fucking hate women. I plan to become the new heel against the coomerfaction and work those marks into seethes. If ya shoot don't like waifuposting and work those faggots of the 4cuck fed into a raisinfest then your time is now, brothers!
R: 2 / I: 4

AEW Dynamite thread 5/7

Let's dilate and watch some Queer positive wrestling!
R: 2 / I: 1

i shoot on jews

did you know one of the 4chan mod centers was actually in palestine in "israeli occupied territory"? did you know they got ambushed and shot like animals. they got gunned down like dogs.

imagine all those jews that were moderating 4chan…banning us, mocking us, posting BBC spam..suddenly the door is kicked down and some dirty muslims gun you down like dogs
HAWWW HAWWW HAWWWWWW

look at your jewish bitch on screen. look at her. you cant even save her because you have to wear diapers when you go to the front lines.
R: 3 / I: 0
this is supposed to be "America's team"
R: 9 / I: 8
Pure strikes
R: 0 / I: 0
book my debut
R: 17 / I: 3
This boards ded, brothers
R: 4 / I: 2
itt we laugh at phil
R: 617 / I: 257

/joshi/ general

Joshi is Japanese women's wrestling. A form of puroresu, it focuses more on in-ring action than one might typically find in WWE while embracing different forms of storytelling and character work.

Since the last joshi thread was removed, we'll set some rules. Only post wrestlers over 18. Matches and shows are welcome. Images, clips, and gifs are welcome but let's try to keep it clean and avoid gravure.

Note to mods: There are people in the community who are going to try to report this because joshi threads make them seethe because they can't stand women's wrestling. But this is very much on topic and we will do our best to keep to the rules of this site. We tend to be well behaved.
R: 4 / I: 0

demi bennett bullied me in the supermarket



rhea ripley bullied me in a supermarket. said my watermelon lolli was too small like my pee pee and called me a f***ot, then she pulled out a MAGNUM double choco ice cream and said "THIS IS AN ICE CREAM" and left laughing. i cried. im going to sue demi bennett for emotional damage.
R: 0 / I: 0

Zest

Who is the ZOAT (Zestiest of All Time) and who is your favorite zesty wrestler, or as I like to call them zestlers.
For me, it's Edkin.
You gotta love the Nut Getter. You just gotta.
R: 0 / I: 0
>Hello dark web, I'm looking to buy some child pornography, I have a coin ase account I can pay you with.
R: 16 / I: 8

divas made for BWC

its time for….WWE divas made for BWC!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTgdHJPzjh0

no rhea ripley allowed because she fucked NIGGERS
R: 0 / I: 0

rhea ripley's playlist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71YjGfk9vSs
what did she mean by this
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Brothers, this is some HUGE news. Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff have just launched a new wrestling promotion, and this one will be 100% real. No sports-entertainment stuff and no predetermined outcomes. In short, the power of Hulkamania is about to save wrestling for a third time by making it real again.
R: 5 / I: 1
He may not be the greatest booker but he was never boring
R: 5 / I: 0
book her debut
R: 13 / I: 3
>mfw aew fans unironically are cheering the hurt business to own the chuds

you retards are the reason wrestling is unwatchable these days
R: 36 / I: 18
>an ANONYMOUS site known as Soyjak
what part of the "anonymous" do flaggots not understand ?
R: 58 / I: 30

Monday Night RAW Gamethread 5/5/2025:

Tonight's show will emanate from the CHI Health Center in Omaha, NE at 8 PM EST

Tonight's card:

*Rusev vs Otis

*Penta vs JD McDonagh

*IYO SKY vs. Roxanne Perez

*Seth Rollins, Bron Breakker & Paul Heyman send a message to WWE Universe

*Becky Lynch calls out Lyra Valkyria

Streams for poorfags will be posted later
R: 0 / I: 0

OY IMA GIVE YOU THE LOLLIES!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqM7Gy8uKgk
R: 29 / I: 16

should i show this to buddy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7wZwhRqBE
R: 0 / I: 0
Remember when hangchad made punk finna seethe so hard he got so angry he sperged out twice untill he got fired and came crawling back to the "idiot son in law" to "main even buy one, get one free extravaganza"
R: 11 / I: 7

>STICKY

>STICKY
R: 10 / I: 1

I mean folks...

Where's the lie ?
R: 8 / I: 2

DO NOT TOUCH ME WHITE BOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8mPbvUJjaI
R: 11 / I: 4

triple retard fired shotzi

its me, the apple guy.
shotzi and jade cargill are like my ALL TImE favorites. triple RETARD fired shotzi.

the good news is AEW/TNA would probably take her for more money and let her have promos and matches.

dude i will legit break triple H's skull open
i will legit…..break his fucking skull open
R: 7 / I: 2

What's the worst year in wrestling history?

Suggest a really, really bad year in wrestling history and i'll volunteer myself to watch every Raw/Smackdown/Nitro/Impact/Dynamite and PPV from it until I go insane
R: 3 / I: 0
Coach Primate
R: 4 / I: 2
Am I going over?
R: 0 / I: 0

rhea "i make black men cry with my mouth" ripley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8c-8OOsg_U

how many more bucks must be broken until this crazy white bitch is satisfied?
R: 2 / I: 0
Daily reminder that wrestling is dead and gay.
R: 7 / I: 3
>LOLCENAWINS
R: 6 / I: 14
nigger sport, go with track or something
R: 4 / I: 1
>maybe on Planet Stasiak
R: 2 / I: 1
KWAB
R: 3 / I: 0
wwe aryan or not
R: 10 / I: 2
Why is fake wrestling called pro wrestling and real wrestling is called amateur?
R: 134 / I: 70

Smackdown Gamethread May/2/2025: NO MAN IS TRULY EVER DONG

Tonight's show will emanate from the Wells Fargo Arena in Des Moines, IA at 8 PM EST

*Aleister Black vs The Miz

*Randy Orton scheduled to appear live

*More to be announced

STREAMS

https://ppv.wtf/live/wwe/raw/25-04-28

https://strimsy.top/fight/WWEMondayNightRaw.php

https://baked.live/tv/Wrestling
R: 6 / I: 5
Let me tell ya somethin’, you greasy keyboard warriors sittin’ on the /asp/ board cryin’ about kayfabe and soyjaks all damn day…

You think you're hardcore? You think you're tough? You ain't tough, son, you're soft like a microwaved Pop-Tart and twice as useless!

You sit there postin’ the same tired-ass Wojak edits, makin’ threads cryin’ about the business bein’ dead—meanwhile, Stone Cold's out here flippin’ birds, chuggin’ beers, raisin’ hell, Running over fat women, AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE!

Here’s a little advice from the Texas Rattlesnake:

Hit the weights.

Touch grass.

Have sex—and I ain’t talkin’ about the kind you hallucinate after twelve hours of nofap and raw liver.

And for the love of God, get a damn clue.

You ain't “based.” You ain't “worked.” You’re just terminally online and smell like stale Monster and Axe body spray from 2009.

So the next time you think about postin’ a four-paragraph cope about Roman Reigns or fantasizin’ about Vince McMahon conspiracies…

Take that energy, walk your ass to a squat rack, and do something with your life!

'Cause if you don’t, Stone Cold's gonna stomp down to /asp/, take that soyjak folder of yours, shove it where the sun don’t shine, and leave you cryin’ like Shawn Michaels in ’97! and Kevin Nash in 92!

AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE, ‘CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!
R: 12 / I: 0
If this doesn't end up being the most violent and blood filled squash match then it is literally over for Gunther
R: 13 / I: 7

itt: Entrance kino

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Did Gerald Brisco ever draw a dime?
R: 4 / I: 0
Ego status ?
R: 6 / I: 2

i'll see you at summerslam, you MuDSHARK!!!

handsome truth vs rhea ripley at summerslam
and hes got a promo to cut

these millions of white men deserve a better woman to worship…than a coal burning BITCH.
we dont work 8 hours a day to go pay to see a mudshark sticking her tongue out in the ring. cause we all know where that tongue has been.
rhea ripley, at summerslam….i will put you on a cross and light you on fire. thats right. its gonna be a cross and fire match.
R: 15 / I: 4
Was Goldust too ahead of its times?
R: 21 / I: 6
Mod on /sp/
R: 388 / I: 133

/mlb/ FLAGS edition

R: 4 / I: 2
Aspie board? What is this?
R: 2 / I: 0
>tfw parents walk in on you watching aew dynamite
R: 4 / I: 3

jade cargill story-line

made her stalk and put white shotas (19y) through tables. just make her stalk young white men and through them around and rape them.
maybe get roxanne perez as a side kick who wants to "eat white man ass" (polo blanco)
R: 1 / I: 0
This looks suspiciously like a sharty post…
R: 4 / I: 3

Wrasslin jewtube shilling

Recommend some jewtube channels with wrasslin content that others might enjoy.

For me it's TH14 who compiles storylines in order with the segments. And no there's no commentary xe does over it to explain, just the segments themselves.

https://www.youtube.com/@TH14PRODUCTIONS
R: 92 / I: 24

disgusted with 4chan CUCKS

right now we can be discussing RAW here, having fun, saying nigger, saying pajeet, nobody would ban us, nobody would delete our raisin.

but instead you got another 3 day for "racism" on 4cucks and choose to lurk like a punished cuck instead of coming to chat with your bros here.

you see that all 4chan threads are the same. you see the fake botted threads. you see the fake botted replies…and you keep lurking.

i fucking hate your guts faggots. you are why the internet IS DEAD. because of fAGGOTS LIKE YOU that would get banned by rapeape and still lurk instead of giving life TO THIS BOARD
R: 187 / I: 46

/nba/

Jokic

last thread >>43067(OP)
R: 13 / I: 2
Rovert won
R: 10 / I: 6

point to me and jade cargill where the mudshark is hiding

and your family wont be disturbed by the german military for the rest of the war
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7UVSoq6CQU
R: 1 / I: 2
Mr Cool Ice and CM Punk linked up!
Need it or keep it?
R: 0 / I: 0
>why are americans so fat
>the best euro-athlete in american sports
please explain.
R: 46 / I: 26

WWE Divas GENERAL

discuss and raisin-talk your favorite divas here.
my favorite diva…is jade cargill
R: 5 / I: 4

Excerpt from Kevin Nash’s upcoming autobiography

>As I opened my mouth wide to shove in yet another comically sized ravioli I suddenly had a flashback. I immediately knew it would be of that fateful night back in the summer of 1992. I had learned in recent years opening my mouth too wide was a trigger for me. It placed me back in that dark alley which of on the attackers monster cock in my mouth. It was so big it hurt my jaw. As I chewed the ravioli I stared blankly at the host of the interview knowing I had to find a way out of this question because I hadn’t been listening at all.
R: 2 / I: 1

buddy gets POI PILLED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6craF-wCzg
R: 4 / I: 0

did she fuck dominik?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXJOASLFRgo

what are the chances?
R: 1 / I: 0
The Rock vs Triple H became the greatest rivalry in wrestling history
even better than Bret Hart vs Shawn Michaels
and maybe Stone Cold vs. Vince McMahon
R: 0 / I: 0
even though LeBron James would go on to have a long 20+ year NBA career as a superstar since 2003-04
was it fairly reasonable to expect him (as the youngest guy) to take a backseat to a superior scoring machine like Ricky Davis at the time LBJ was drafted?
Paul Silas (Cavs coach) initially wanted LBJ to be the point guard, but decided to have him at SG/SF to avoid giving him too much workload.
R: 3 / I: 2
>Guys come back to watching WWE - I'm not gay anymore… what ? You either grew up, commited suicide or are the one fan who tackled me ?
Lmao wrestling is dead
R: 4 / I: 1

im subtly redpilling buddy matthews

im doing a little "karrion kross" or "palpatine redpills anakin" subtle redpill to buddy.

im influencing him slowly to go full BENOIT on rhea
R: 35 / I: 18

AEW Dynamite super earlie game thread

Kenny Omega shares the ring with Kazuchika Okada for the first time since 2018 in 8 man tage match main event
Hangman Adam Page face Kyle Fletcher in the Ownen Hart's foundation tournament semifinals.
"Timeless Toni Storm vs Miyu Yamaraisina in the world championship's elimination match
The Tage Team Champions Hurt Syndicate speak
MJF will make appearance
R: 2 / I: 0
mersh lost his paypal lmao
R: 19 / I: 32

Wrasslin' Jams

Upload mp3s of your favorite wrestling themes!
R: 2 / I: 1

I mean folks...

Where's the top guy ?
R: 5 / I: 4
Well lemme tell ya somethin brothers…recently the Hulkster was at Monday Night Raw in Los Angeles brother. And when he came out, all those marxist faggots started booing, dude! They were all upset because the Hulkster isn't afraid to say the word, and also because I bestowed the power of Hulkamania on my good friend Donald Trump! They know they got defeated by the power of Hulkamania man, and they're still crying about how the Hulkster and the Donald gave the big boot to their niggerjeet queen and put her down on the mat for the 1-2-3 brother! SO YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? I SET THEIR FUCKING CITY ON FIRE BROTHERS! I DID IT FOR ALL THE LITTLE HULKAMANIACS OUT THERE WHO ARE SICK OF NIGGERS AND KIKES. So always remember this, brothers…WE DO SAY THAT WORD HERE!
R: 11 / I: 8

YOU SEE SHLOMO

tel aviv is being casually bombed, the shield doesnt work properly and your attack on iran got deflected by chinese laser weapons. your airfield with 35 planes got blown up. more people are redpilled than ever about the new york tunnels. black and white people are coming united to beat YOU up. israel has the second skin cancer rate in the world, you are full of pajeet immigrants wanting to destroy your genes and you already get birth defects. your god died. your angels died. you are only beginning to see the effects. my god Lucifer won. OH SHLOMO HOW LOW YOU HAVE FALLEN and theres not gonna be any getting up.

as for the muslims….same type of scum really. fuck your pedophile prophet mohammed. FUCK your dead god. we raped mohammed in the astral realm. he burned in our hell. and he begged like a bitch. when im driving out of town and i see your big muslim family…i might go through you. i call it the xmas market surprise. and im not gonna stop to check up on you. so make your 5 children. procreate like the zerg…ill just play bowling with my SUV

now get the FUCK outta my board. no jews or muslims will be allowed to speak here.
R: 10 / I: 5
I'm gonna drink a few Stevewisers and beat my wife, Deborah. If that sounds like a good time give me a 'HELL YEAH!'
R: 3 / I: 2
this get belongs to the cleaner
R: 12 / I: 9

congratz on the engagement buddy

should have seen how hot she was at 18 buddy
really revved up that car up.
but im sure there's a lot more mileage in that australian made holden.
she is reliable….she will get you where you need to go…and she is rarely temperemental
R: 1 / I: 1
gayEW will never beat wwe in being gay - due to Pat Patterson undefeated streak
R: 7 / I: 1
What the fuck did Randy Orton ever do to deserve a championship match vs John Cena at Backlash 2025?
Orton may be a legend in his own right, but what has Orton done recently to justify a world championship match vs Cena?!?
Orton went to WrestleMania 41 and didn't even have an opponent!!!
Orton had to fight a TNA player like Joe Hendry!!!
That's how much Orton has been on the shelf after Kevin Owens went down, and WWE didn't even have a backup plan for Orton going into WM41.
WWE had to bring Joe Hendry's ass out of left field, and all of y'all who talk about Joe Hendry as some kind of star… i dunno what the fuck y'all see in Joe Hendry!
Joe Hendry is generic trash!
R: 7 / I: 3

*crawls towards you for the hot tag*

Your response?
R: 1 / I: 0
kek
R: 3 / I: 2
is she literally autistic?
R: 8 / I: 3

buddy finally SNAPS

buddy has baked a vanilla cake for his dear wife rhea.
"hold on" calmly exclaimed rhea as she walked to the fridge.
coming back with a big XXL bottle of chocolate syrup.
"i dont really like vanilla, let me make it better"
proceeds to not drizzle…but absolutely DRENCH her piece, emptying half the bottle, cake absolutely covered in chocolate syrup.
"ohhhh yeaaah, now its GOoD!!" moans rhea, her whole mouth smeared in chocolate syrup like a toddler, licking her lips witht he mannerisms of a man.

at this moment buddy snaps and charges at her, grabs her by the throat, starts to throw her around the kitchen for a 30 minutes benoit style beatdown.
rhea lays battered on the sofa "b-b-b-bbuddy i love you"
"THINK RHEA THINK!!!!" WHY DID YOU FuCK NIGGERS?!?!?!" screams buddy as he points to his head.
"WAS I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU IN YOUR PRIME YOU COAL BURNING BITCH!!!!"
R: 5 / I: 5
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH
R: 235 / I: 100

Monday Night RAW Gamethread: Paul Heyman Guys Edition

Tonight's show will emanate from the T-Mobile Arena in Kansas City, MO at 8 PM EST

*Seth Rollins, Bron Breakker and Paul Heyman will address their actions

*Becky Lynch will discuss her attack on Lyra Valkyria

*Rhea Ripley vs. Roxanne Perez

*Logan Paul to appear live on Raw

*Pat McAfee will address last week’s incident where he was choked out by GUNTHER after saving Michael Cole

*GM Adam Pearce isn’t in the building tonight, so SmackDown GM Nick Aldis is filling in for him
R: 12 / I: 12

Take a bump

The most NSFW bump gets a push
R: 2 / I: 1
I still love the queen!
R: 16 / I: 10

write rhea ripley's COPE speech

when buddy finds out she fucked a nigger when she was prime 18. How will she gas light him?
> "buddy youre not a real man if you cant get over this!!!"
> "buddy you are the one with the problem, i did nothing wrong!"
R: 4 / I: 1

WHY DONT YOU VIRGINS HAVE SEX

OY SO CODY RHODES CAN MARRY A BLACK GIRL??? AND NOBODY SAYS A THING???
BUT WHEN I..i mean rhea ripley dated a black man something is a PROBLEM WITH YOU CLOWNS?
WHY DONT YOU GROW UP AND LEARN ABOUT LOVE
R: 5 / I: 1

Suggestion

Would it be possible to change the chud tripcode names to names of wrestlers that's randomly generated with every post?
R: 8 / I: 6

RHEA KIDNAPS BLACK MEN!!!

im sorry i wasnt bumping the board tonight. I was busy making this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzsSRpid8cg
R: 5 / I: 1

I love Stephanie.

I do enjoy listening to a woman used by Macho Man randy savage while being underage, then marrying the biggest carny in all of wrestling (triple fumble) and inserting herself into the squared circle storylines multiple times - talking to Dana "Yeah, I beat my wife" White who fumbled a monopoly on MMA … about how her Father who ruined wrestling forever and sold it to we know whom, while also being literal sex-scandal criminal who was associated with Pat Patterson scolded a devout christian mark. These are the moment we strive for in our lives.
THEN. NOW. FOREVER.
R: 11 / I: 4

Casting Couch

I need some talent. Tell me your gimmick and it better be freakshow or a knock off of another wrestler.
R: 2 / I: 2

Filename thread

Wrasslin edition
R: 6 / I: 1

Dudley Boyz

Was their mom a coal burning whore?
R: 8 / I: 3
>Kevin Nash fans be like
R: 6 / I: 3
>/asp/ies IRL when they fuck with tyroñe
R: 54 / I: 65

Wrasslin stuff o algo

pls help fill my folder with wrasslin content. Pic, gifs, webms, mp4s, mp3s
R: 2 / I: 0
Are the rumors true?
R: 4 / I: 2
well well well…
R: 11 / I: 6

BEAUTIFUL WWE divas thread

post only the most BEAUTIFUL WWE divas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN8ktshoEhM
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thank you soyjak.party we needed a sports board /sp/ sucked ass
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I CLAIM THIS BOARD FOR RHEA.
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The Rock will become president of the united states in your lifetime
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The GOAT.
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How did leafs recover from this?
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/asp/ies, we're back
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<PUTTIN THE "GAY" IN H-B-GAY
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>homeless nigger says he's hungry
>Claymore Kick and fart on nigger
>now nigger can eat boot and shit
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>4cuck back
>only /pw/ chads still here
Always knew you were real niggas, I might start watching wrasling again? Whats goin on in AEW?
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/epl/ - 1 point away edition

EPL SUNDAY

>Sunday April 27

>Premier League
Bournemouth v Man United 2:00pm
Liverpool v Tottenham 4:30pm

>FA Cup

Nottingham Forest v Man City 4:30pm
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Which humiliation ritual is worse this season?
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TODAY IS THE DAY

TWENTY TIMES LIVERPOOL
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/mug/ - manchester united general

Everyone take a deep breath and relax. The situation may seem grim right now, but there's no point in getting carried away and being overly critical. We've faced some strong opponent in the recent weeks and while Amorim is still new in the role it would be naive to expect some sort of miraculous overnight change.i know 15 league losses and zero back-to-back wins all year are diabolical but we're still within arms-reach of CL football next season, EL is pretty much guaranteed in the bag if we can beat Bilbao since we'll be facing either Spurs or Bodø in the final. We've been unlucky, yes, and at times we've been sloppy - but that's no reason to write-off the season. Amorim is still settling into the role and our performances have been getting better every game - or have we already forgotten that just a few months ago we beat City AT THE ETIHAD? or stealing a point AT ANFIELD? It's clear that we perform on big games so It's not all doom and gloom, and it's not over till the fat lady sings.This transfer window we need to be ruthless. No more finished players on high wages, no more hype transfers, no more being retarded with contracts, just cold hard statistics and data based recruitments which have worked wonders for brighton and bournemouth. Amorim's project has only just begone and the only way it can possibly succeed is with the backing of the board and the fans. We simply have no other option than to stick by our gaffer, our team needs our support now more than ever before.It's us against the world - and I say bring it on. You don't f*ck with The Red Devils.
>Some helpful links to numb the pain:
https://www.instagram.com/garnacho7/
https://jlingzofficial.com/
https://www.redcafe.com/
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/
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Rugby union

My favourite part about rugby union is all the coping Australians who now pretend that Australia never cared about rugby union once they stopped being a remotely good team
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>Hard times Daddeh
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/afl/ ANZAC round

Honour the sacrifice of your ancestors by watching the footy and shïtposting.

Thursday
Melbourne vs Richmond 7:30pm - MCG

Friday
Collingwood vs Essendon 3:20pm - MCG
Fremantle vs Adelaide 8:10pm - OS

Saturday
Brisbane vs St Kilda 1:20pm - MRVL
Port Adelaide vs North Melbourne 4:15pm - AO
GWS vs Western Bulldogs 7:35 - MO

Sunday
Gold Coast vs Sydney 1:15pm - PFS
Carlton vs Geelong 3:20pm - MCG
Hawthorn vs West Coast 4:45pm - MRVL

Previous >>4226(OP)
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/asp/ threads

/asp/MANIA RUNNING WILD, BROTHER! Edition.
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I want sex with Sally

That is all
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>still not drafted
CSU ‘ros… we won
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YOU KNOW WHAT MAMI?

back where i come from….fucking niggers gets you a bad rep.
only the dirtiest whores from tihuana fuck the niggers and they get diseases
are you the dirtiest type of whore mami?
did you get the diseases?
but buddy is the one getting screwed here
im fucking liv
buddy is stuck with a coal burner with a SNICKERS addiction
PUTA
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/heem/

Are we still here or what
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I wish 4cuck was down forever so I could always post on the sharty. Unfortunately the reddit troons ran back immediately and took all their discussion with them. Fuck the jannies over there. Sharty betta.
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> I see the line in the sand.
>Time to fuck on … Vince McMahon
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<Cawdy never beating the allegations
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Just realised the Rosemont Horizon aka the Allstate arena isn't even in Chicago. CM Punk's greatest moments are based on a total falsehood. The man is a fraud.
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Who weighs the most?
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miami chud

nothing ever happens in the nfl draft
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Test.
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/wfg/ - women's football general

Champions league semis weekend
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WWE Smackdown Gamethread

WWE will present a new episode of SmackDown tonight on the USA Network, featuring the fallout from WrestleMania 41.

Tonight’s show will emanate from the Dickies Arena in Fort Worth, TX, at 8 PM EST.

*The Street Profits defend their WWE Tag Team Championship in a three-way TLC match. Against DYI and Motor City Machine Guns.

*John Cena returns to the blue brand for the first time since winning his 17th world title at WrestleMania.

*LA Knight has some words for Jacob Fatu after losing the United States Championship on WrestleMania 41.
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Iyo Sky is the QUEEN of /asp/!
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i dont like rhea ripley anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eybxijQuOo
buddy you CUCKED piece of raisin
hope you pay 12,000$ for a wedding ring, retard
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Important Dates

Hello /asp/, please share dates or rough dates that are important for your particular sports and events so that I may create a sticky for such things, I have already done this with Wrestlemania and would like more information to be prepared in the future.
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Is it true?
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rhea ripley

I literally look like this
you know when you look at your fans…and you can see that they will never look at you the same way - with excitement and joy. they will never feel pleasure watching you again.
you can shake your ass, take onlyfans photos on x, squeeze your bobs, put your tongue out…………..and im just looking at you like i want to kill you. any "sexy" factor is….its like im looking at a little gypsie boy i want to kill
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>no pop
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/armwrestling/

Are there any armwrestling fans on this board ?

May 10th marks the event known as King of The Table 14 :
"altar boy" Micheal Todd vs "once a year" Vitaly Laletin
Best of 5 on the Right Arm, to challenge Levan for the world title
(no.1 contender match)
>tired of fake 'wrasslin' threads and gay 'fit' posts ? Armwrestling is 100% masculinity with no fags around the sport nor fixed outcomes !
see you at pirated stream because noone is paying for the ppv .
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SHEDEUR GOING UNDRAFTED

NIGGA COULDN’T EVEN GET HIMSELF DRAFTED INTO VIETNAM
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/nfl/ general - chalk edition

moving again, yay!
this feels a bit more like home, but i wonder if this board gets split up in a few days too
8 days left until the draft

Texas WR Isaiah Bond files federal complaint against accuser
Giants GM: Taking a QB in the draft "not mandatory"
Bills hosting free agent visit with CB James Bradberry
Ravens have "invested countless hours"scouting rookie kickers
Combine meeting, workouts sold Titans on QB Cam Ward
Caleb Williams shed 'a few tears' during rookie season
Giants holding private workouts with more QBs before 2025 NFL Draft
Eagles GM Howie Roseman: Uncertainty with TE Dallas Goedert 'doesn't affect us' in draft
Ravens GM noncommittal on TE Mark Andrews' future with team
Panthers GM Dan Morgan: 'We're definitely open to trading back' from No. 8 overall pick
Dolphins "not pursuing a trade" of Tyreek Hill, no one calling
Triplett: "Best guess" is Derek Carr is "trying to force a divorce" from Saints
Cowboys OT Tyron Smith retires after 14 NFL seasons
Travis Hunter would refuse to play for any team that won't let him play CB and WR
Louisville QB Tyler Shough could be first-round pick
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/asp/

Welcome to /asp/ - All Sports, this is a board for discussing any and call sports!
Feel free to discusing racing, wrassling, MMA, STIHL TIMBERSPORTS®, hockey, tennis, racing.
Please contain discussion about players inside the proper thread.
If there is a very important event for your sport, post about it needing a sticky and it shall be so.
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Soccer/Football United General

Regroup, seems that not everyone is here yet.

/epl/ - /seriea/ - /bundes/
/laliga/ - /ligue1/ - /eredivisie/
/tugao/ - /copalib/ - /mls/
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/hoc/

only raisin teams today
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/raisinaly/ /seriea/ Mago Max To Milan Edition

SERIE A/raisinALIAN SPORTS THREAD

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
>sfinter - bayern munich 2nite 21:00

POOROPA LEAGUE
>nazio - bodo glimt 2morrow 21:00

CONFIRENZE LEAGUE
>muh epic purple - NK Literally Who 2morrow 18:45

Reminder Motta lost and Allegri WABAB (Will Always Be A Bvll). Reminder Baggio missed a decisive world cup final penalty by 50 meters. Reminder Claudio Ranieri is a signore.