buddy has baked a vanilla cake for his dear wife rhea."hold on" calmly exclaimed rhea as she walked to the fridge.coming back with a big XXL bottle of chocolate syrup."i dont really like vanilla, let me make it better"proceeds to not drizzle...but

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buddy finally SNAPS Chud 04/28/25 (Mon) 23:29:43 №5147 [Quote]

buddy has baked a vanilla cake for his dear wife rhea.
"hold on" calmly exclaimed rhea as she walked to the fridge.
coming back with a big XXL bottle of chocolate syrup.
"i dont really like vanilla, let me make it better"
proceeds to not drizzle…but absolutely DRENCH her piece, emptying half the bottle, cake absolutely covered in chocolate syrup.
"ohhhh yeaaah, now its GOoD!!" moans rhea, her whole mouth smeared in chocolate syrup like a toddler, licking her lips witht he mannerisms of a man.

at this moment buddy snaps and charges at her, grabs her by the throat, starts to throw her around the kitchen for a 30 minutes benoit style beatdown.
rhea lays battered on the sofa "b-b-b-bbuddy i love you"
"THINK RHEA THINK!!!!" WHY DID YOU FuCK NIGGERS?!?!?!" screams buddy as he points to his head.
"WAS I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU IN YOUR PRIME YOU COAL BURNING BITCH!!!!"

Chud 04/29/25 (Tue) 01:26:13 №5286 [Quote]

You're a fucking weirdo. Unironically should be locked up in an asylum

Chud 04/29/25 (Tue) 02:34:14 №5386 [Quote]

>>5286
He’s a fat faggot with raisinty teeth.

Chud 04/29/25 (Tue) 04:35:51 №5404 [Quote]

>>5147 (OP)
Bro are you ok? I'm starting to wonder if buddy isn't the only one who snapped. I mean this is funny and all but I'm a little worried about you.

Chud 04/29/25 (Tue) 05:52:46 №5413 [Quote]

>>5286
>>5404
One of Alexa Bliss' stalkers was a huge Buddy mark. The harassment got so bad after the breakup that Buddy's mom had to come out and defend Alexa. There can't be that many Buddy Murphy marks in the world. I'm 99% sure OP is that stalker.

OP is also on pw. OP was on asp when Buddy and Alexa broke up. You may remember that there was a Buddy mark that would give daily updates on Alexa and he seemed to know her whereabouts at all times like a stalker would. He started the rumor that Alexa cheated on Buddy with Ryan on asp. This guy is bat raisin crazy and it's not a work.

Chud 04/29/25 (Tue) 08:56:25 №5416 [Quote]

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>>5286
>You're a fucking weirdo. Unironically should be locked up in an asylum
WELCOME, RHEA. its been a long time since you fucked niggers..and finally, you are here.

>>5386
that insulted me, i will doxx 4chan jannies online to feel better.

>>5404
the rhea got BLACKED jokes WILL CONTINUE, UNTIL I GET BORED OF IT. as a man you only become the loser when you start defending your behavior and doing excuses. you can call me whatever you like… i must stand my ground.

Chud 04/29/25 (Tue) 13:27:46 №5426 [Quote]

>>5416
Did he give her the crippler crossface?

Chud 04/29/25 (Tue) 15:39:05 №5436 [Quote]

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>>5426
id say a half an hour omni-man beating, just leave her collapsed on the sofa you know
>>5286
coal burning hands with black nail polish typed this post

Chud 04/29/25 (Tue) 21:49:49 №5477 [Quote]

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hey guys, i cant say my name but i think you can guess who i am.
i cant stand her anymore. im fucking SIck AnD TirED. we dont even see each other that often. she annoys the fuck out of me. and im sick of people laughing at me. i see how they look at me.
tonight im just gonna put 10 aspirins in her wine and KILL that coal burning bitch.