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>cold open
>it's late at night
>shaky cam follows Catlin as she stands defiantly outside of a one story suburban home
>she takes off her hoodie and wraps her hand with it
>the cameraman asks 'are- are you sure we should be doing this?'
>she says 'what are you? gay? a gay fucking faggot? huh? shut the fuck up.'
>she punches in the window
>I turn to look at her
>it's my room
>'what?'
>she leaps in and starts punching me in the head
>she jumps on me and my head hits the corner of the wall
>she mounts me and starts ground and pound
>in my last gasping breath I say 'the WNBA will always be… DIMELESS! ack! ughuhh….'
>cut to the empty ring and Michael Cole shilling the Pizza Hut movie
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>>6222does she peg u tho?
â„–6226[Quote]
>>6223No, but she does decapitate me with a hunting knife and carries my head around for the rest of her career, and basically does a version of the Al Snow gimmuck with it.
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o algos
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>>6214 (OP)she comes into the arena descending from the roof on a cable. Then the harness slips and she falls to her death, getting impaled on a ringpost and splattering her guts all over the people from ringside to the cheap seats.