I need some talent. Tell me your gimmick and it better be freakshow or a knock off of another wrestler.

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Casting Couch Chud 04/28/25 (Mon) 00:42:54 №4995 [Quote]

I need some talent. Tell me your gimmick and it better be freakshow or a knock off of another wrestler.

Chud 04/28/25 (Mon) 00:52:28 №4996 [Quote]

>>4995 (OP)
basically i come in as a 5'8 fat bulgarian
and i assault rhea and roxanne from the back and bite them on the neck like. then slowly they do the white makeup and turn into uglier vampire minion versions of themselves.
then they are "heel" for a couple of weeks before damian priest puts me through 5 flaming tables so they can get better.

Chud 04/28/25 (Mon) 01:05:42 №5000 [Quote]

>>4996
Okay, but how about instead of Rhea and Roxanne, you get yourself the two finest massage parlor attendants / hookers /strippers $50 and free snacks can buy. We'll book them as Leah Rigley and Roxxxanne Perez. We still need our Damon Priezt but this is looking promising.

Chud 04/28/25 (Mon) 01:17:23 №5004 [Quote]

Okay hear me out. I come in and shoot on everyone I wrestle, but in my contract it says I can't be fired for it. And I have a finisher where I pick up my opponent for a styles clash, but spike them down on their head and hopefully give them a career ending injury. I'll only use it on no dime raisins though.

Chud 04/28/25 (Mon) 21:57:41 №5107 [Quote]

>>4995 (OP)
Ok boss, my gimmick involves a white robe and a white hood. They call me THE GRAND WIZ. I come out and sing the most racist songs ever written (because I wrote them) while searching the crowd for niggers and illegals to lynch.

Chud 04/28/25 (Mon) 22:12:25 №5118 [Quote]

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>>5004
I'll pay you $5 extra a night if you find your own opponents. Do day laborers still hang out outside of hardware stores?
>>5107
Okay, but only so long as you dress like the Grand Wizard Ernie Roth for one photo shoot so we can put that on all the posters.

Chud 04/28/25 (Mon) 22:15:42 №5120 [Quote]

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>>5118
Based, you got it boss. BTW I'm bringing my dog because he looks like Hitler.

Chud 04/28/25 (Mon) 22:21:53 №5124 [Quote]

>>5120
Hitler dog is a certified babyface.

Chud 04/28/25 (Mon) 22:27:10 №5126 [Quote]

>>4995 (OP)

I come out and wrestle completely naked while everybody including the announcers act as if it's normal.

Chud 04/28/25 (Mon) 23:05:18 №5132 [Quote]

>>5126
We'll call you the Nature Boy!

Chud 04/28/25 (Mon) 23:08:06 №5133 [Quote]

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>be white dad with a 12y kid at WWE RAW, first row at the entrance
>your son hoped CODY RHODES would come sign his hat
>"THIS ISSS MY BRUTALITYYYYYY" suddenly starts playing
>BLACKED RHEA comes out as the crowd starts violently booing
>you try to cover your son's mouth but he lets out a "I HATE BLACKED LHEA!"
>her eyes lock at you like a terminator, she comes over
>"OY IS THAT YOUR SON? HES SO LITTLE…JUST LIKE YOUR (censored)!!!"
>"SHUT UP KID OR ILL PUT YOU INSIDE MY (censored)!!!"
>your son is now sobbing in fear
>she lifts her queen of spades t-shirt to flash him with some b00ba
>"YOU SEE THIS KID? YOULL NEVER TOUCH THIS! THIS IS FOR (censored) MEN ONLY!!!
>stomps away
>your son needs therapy and is afraid of white women now

Chud 04/28/25 (Mon) 23:14:39 №5140 [Quote]

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>>5126
You gotta do the helicopter cock trick like Ric Flair on that plane.