The city of shartenburg has been seeing heavy unrest and chaos ever since Soot became the city administrator. The Goon Gang, once a small criminal network, has evolved into a militia that has taken control of a large chunk of the city. As the city entered

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Cobman Adventure: save shartenburg Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 10:58:52 №89169 [Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][Quote]

The city of shartenburg has been seeing heavy unrest and chaos ever since Soot became the city administrator. The Goon Gang, once a small criminal network, has evolved into a militia that has taken control of a large chunk of the city. As the city entered a dark age, it needed a hero, and it got one, COBMAN!
While in his gemcave, he finds out that Soot has been kidnapped by the goon gang and is being held hostage at an unknown location.
Cobman must try to save soot and defeat the goon gang, but first he must come up with a plan.
BEGIN!
The news report about the kidnapping of soot keeps playing on the tv, you have figured out that the culprit must be the goon gang, as they are his greatest enemies.
You must now rescue soot, but the road to there will take time and will be difficult.
First reply decides cobmans first action.

Chud S9c1Aey9 08/31/24 (Sat) 11:00:12 №89170 [Quote]

he goes to the ice cream store

Chud S9c1Aey9 08/31/24 (Sat) 11:00:56 №89171 [Quote]

and in the ice cream store he sees a gooner who took over the ice cream store and turned it into a goon cave and cobman liberates it

Chud VJ5RCjZV 08/31/24 (Sat) 11:01:08 №89172 [Quote]

>>89170
and he gets a big chocolate ice cream with extra spirkles

Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 11:01:51 №89173 [Quote]

>>89170
>>89171
May take a while since i have not made a template for the gooners yet

Chud S9c1Aey9 08/31/24 (Sat) 11:02:17 №89174 [Quote]

>>89173
take your time

Chud L6CHg6xL 08/31/24 (Sat) 11:03:10 №89175 [Quote]

Phone call doll

Chud VJ5RCjZV 08/31/24 (Sat) 11:03:21 №89176 [Quote]

>>89173
Don't forget to add the Big Chocolate Icecream

Chud PcIg2h^v 08/31/24 (Sat) 11:14:43 №89177 [Quote]

up

Chud hdwW6AaO 08/31/24 (Sat) 11:25:57 №89178 [Quote]

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don't forget to add Her Imperious Condescension as the villain

Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 11:27:52 №89179 [Quote]

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>>89170
>>89171
You decide to go to the shartenburg ice cream shop to get some icecream to fuel you on your mission.
Once you get there you find that it has been repainted in gooner colors. A gooner with a knife pops out his head.
>Screw you cobman!
>You will never find soot!

Chud GDKP18Kv 08/31/24 (Sat) 11:27:54 №89180 [Quote]

>>89178
coal

Chud PcIg2h^v 08/31/24 (Sat) 11:28:18 №89181 [Quote]

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>don't forget to add Her Imperious Condescension as the villain

Chud S9c1Aey9 08/31/24 (Sat) 11:30:10 №89182 [Quote]

>>89179
cobson gets in there and tackles the gooner

Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 11:39:53 №89183 [Quote]

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>>89182
You get into the store. He tries to stab you but you tackle him to the ground. He bumps his head and starts bleeding.
You scream at him.
>WHERE IS SOOT!?

Chud kY4VYsT2 08/31/24 (Sat) 11:41:58 №89184 [Quote]

>>89179
Then king of caca appear and beat the shit out gooner then he gone

Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 11:56:33 №89185 [Quote]

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>>89184
Before the gooner can respond, the king of caca comes to your location and starts beating the shit out of the gooner. The gooner dies. You are very confused.
>Who are you?
<downnt awsk mwe
The king of caca dissapears into thin air.

Chud apYeJGzg 08/31/24 (Sat) 11:58:02 №89186 [Quote]

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>>89185
King caca turns into his trve form

Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 12:06:38 №89187 [Quote]

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>>89186
Actually, the king of caca never dissapeared. He starts sparking with energy and transforms into his true form, VLTIMATE CACA!

Chud S9c1Aey9 08/31/24 (Sat) 12:07:57 №89188 [Quote]

>>89187
The caca tells cobman he can help his journey but he has to trvst himself

Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 12:21:27 №89189 [Quote]

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>>89188
You get out of the ice cream shop and talk to king caca
<i vill hwep yo vith youw jurnwy, bwut yo mwust twus yosefl
>fine, i needed some backup

Also the icecream shop is in the red circle on the map just so you know

Chud kY4VYsT2 08/31/24 (Sat) 12:37:14 №89190 [Quote]

I bump the thread incase it dead

Chud S9c1Aey9 08/31/24 (Sat) 12:38:32 №89191 [Quote]

>>89189
he wals down the street and comes across a terrified swede

Chud M9OHvDne 08/31/24 (Sat) 12:42:48 №89192 [Quote]

a wild tribe of jartycucks attack

Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 12:57:52 №89193 [Quote]

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>>89191
You spot a crying swede on the side of the road while you make sure the neighborhood is clear of gooners.
>What happened here?
<the gooners…
>What?
<They took everything from me

Chud L6CHg6xL 08/31/24 (Sat) 13:00:31 №89194 [Quote]

>>89193
Move to goon gang

Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 13:03:08 №89195 [Quote]

>>89194
You cant do that just yet

Chud L6CHg6xL 08/31/24 (Sat) 13:03:52 №89196 [Quote]

>>89195
Slightly move further and you see gooners chimping out on the street

Chud S9c1Aey9 08/31/24 (Sat) 13:07:38 №89197 [Quote]

>>89193
A group of gooners can be found laughing and plastering goon propaganda onto the buildings, approach them

Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 13:25:34 №89198 [Quote]

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>>89196
>>89197
Despite his cries, you move on from the swede. After walking for a few hundred meters you come across a group of gooners, they have put up goon gang propaganda on the buildings.
>Haha! this is what all of shartenburg will look like soon!
<thats right nigga! The goonclown will be pr-
They spot you. You yell at them.
>STOP WITH WHAT YOUR ARE DOING RIGHT NOW!
>you must stop us first, hahaha!
2 of them have guns, you must be careful.

Chud FXBgz5XY 08/31/24 (Sat) 13:31:34 №89199 [Quote]

>>89169
Then Cobbess comes on

Chud S9c1Aey9 08/31/24 (Sat) 13:38:50 №89200 [Quote]

>>89199
don't do this OP

Chud S9c1Aey9 08/31/24 (Sat) 13:40:10 №89201 [Quote]

>>89198
Cobson actives slow time where the world around him is in slow motion except for him, he uses this ability to quickly defeat each gooner

Chud hdwW6AaO 08/31/24 (Sat) 14:08:41 №89202 [Quote]

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then snowman appears

Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 14:13:04 №89203 [Quote]

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>>89201
You snap your fingers and time slows down for everything but you.
You rip off the head of one of the gooners. The gun gooners shoot but you simply move out of the way because of how slow the bullets are, but the bullets go towards king caca.
You smash the heads of the gunners together and laser the last one with your eyes.
The bullets have almost reached king caca.

Chud 7qVychJH 08/31/24 (Sat) 14:22:19 №89204 [Quote]

>>89203
do a backflip and scissor kick king baba in the face to knock him out of the bullet trajectory

Chud FXBgz5XY 08/31/24 (Sat) 14:25:33 №89205 [Quote]

>>89199
do this OP

Chud S9c1Aey9 08/31/24 (Sat) 14:27:47 №89206 [Quote]

>>89203
Take down the gooner propaganda and reclaim this part of town, you go back to the swede and ask him what happened earlier

Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 14:55:10 №89207 [Quote]

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>>89204
You do a backflip and scissor kick king caca in the face the moment before the bullets hit him, he gets knocked out of the bullet trajectory.

Time goes back to normal, the time slow ability is now on cooldown and cant be used for 20 turns(posts)

King caca gets very confused.
<whawt hwappen
>i saved your life, thats what happened

>>89206
Just wait a few minutes

Chud 7qVychJH 08/31/24 (Sat) 14:59:27 №89208 [Quote]

>>89207
gem

Chud S9c1Aey9 08/31/24 (Sat) 15:01:29 №89209 [Quote]

>>89207
Nice

Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 15:13:00 №89210 [Quote]

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>>89206
After processing all that happened for a few minutes you go to the house and tear down the goon poster.
You have now reclaimed this part of shartenburg.

You go back to the swede, when you get there its starting to get dark.
>whats the matter?
<the gooners took my baby! What am i gonna do without little swinny?
>Where did they take him?
<They went in that direction!

He points in the direction of the goongang HQ

Chud 6OgnXeAg 08/31/24 (Sat) 15:15:35 №89211 [Quote]

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'dmin 6 adventure better

Chud GiGkvFYD 08/31/24 (Sat) 15:17:36 №89212 [Quote]

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nigger brimstone

Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 15:17:42 №89213 [Quote]

>>89211
Im not trying to be better than ’min 6 adventure, also it just begun

Chud 6OgnXeAg 08/31/24 (Sat) 15:18:40 №89214 [Quote]

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>>89213
add Pitchshifter

Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 15:27:59 №89215 [Quote]

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>>89214
Some nigga from a literal who band appears.
>can i join your team?
He says.

Chud S9c1Aey9 08/31/24 (Sat) 15:32:58 №89216 [Quote]

>>89215
Then gooners come from behind and kill him, after that the crew heads off to find little swinny

Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 15:46:23 №89217 [Quote]

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>>89216
The literal who gets beheaded by a gooner coming from behind.

You VILL go search for little swinny, but first you must defeat these gooners.

Chud S9c1Aey9 08/31/24 (Sat) 15:51:40 №89218 [Quote]

>>89217
King of Caca will fight this one, he will use his staff to do a spell to turn the gooners into caca versions of themselves and thus they're too weak to do any damage

Chud S9c1Aey9 08/31/24 (Sat) 15:54:36 №89219 [Quote]

>>89218
then after they've been cacafied, cobman will use his cobblestone ability which rocks will fall from the sky and crush the caca gooners

Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 16:19:00 №89220 [Quote]

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>>89218
>>89219
King of caca uses a cacafication spell to turn the gooners into babies. This ability is now on cooldown for 10 posts.
Cobman then summons cobblestones from the sky, they land on the baby gooners and crush them.
You can now go search for baby swede.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 16:19:37 №89221 [Quote]

>>89220
Cobman’s ability also has a 10 post cooldown

Chud NaG7yvR2 08/31/24 (Sat) 16:41:29 №89222 [Quote]

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The floridian

Chud S9c1Aey9 08/31/24 (Sat) 16:43:57 №89223 [Quote]

>>89220
They make their way up town and spot an abandoned Mcdonalds

Chud S9c1Aey9 08/31/24 (Sat) 16:45:49 №89224 [Quote]

>>89220
The baby must be in the Mcdonalds, but they come across a gooner ronald boss

Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 17:23:25 №89225 [Quote]

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>>89223
>>89224
You make your way up town, it is shown on the map where you are.
You reach an abandoned looking mcdonalds(or something), its all quiet, until…

The door slams open and the first boss of the adventure, gooner Ronald steps out.
>What leads you here? or something
>We are here to save the baby swede that you goontroons have stolen!
>THEN FIGHT ME FOR IT OR SOMETHING!

He charges up his attack.

Chud qsBMpRhf 08/31/24 (Sat) 17:27:04 №89226 [Quote]

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>>89222
my variant mogs

Chud tXlleUfg 08/31/24 (Sat) 17:27:23 №89227 [Quote]

>>89225
say pedophobic slur which makes the gooner cry and his johnson leak

Chud NaG7yvR2 08/31/24 (Sat) 17:31:17 №89228 [Quote]

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>>89226
Go dialate

Chud S9c1Aey9 08/31/24 (Sat) 17:35:22 №89229 [Quote]

>>89225
The ronald gooner vomits grimace shake residue rays at cobman and the king's direction, they quickly dodge the beam, cobman charges his fist and tries to punch the goonclown

Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 17:43:02 №89230 [Quote]

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>>89227
>go rape yourself you obsessed pedogroomer
Gooner Ronald starts crying like the pissbaby he is, he also leaks a bit.
>HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE BIGGEST GOONER???
Ronald gets really angry and starts using his attack, he lifts up cobman and starts draining his health.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 18:11:13 №89231 [Quote]

It would be great if jannies made this unslidable in the next few hours because its getting pretty late for me

Chud S9c1Aey9 08/31/24 (Sat) 18:11:55 №89232 [Quote]

yeah bump

Chud S9c1Aey9 08/31/24 (Sat) 18:12:21 №89233 [Quote]

>>89231
mooooooooooooods loop it

Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 19:13:58 №89234 [Quote]

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>>89229
Ronald vomits grimace shake at king caca, he dodges it with ease.

Cobman breaks loose and lands a supercharged punch in Ronald’s face, Ronald loses 15% health and gets a dent in his head.

Chud S9c1Aey9 08/31/24 (Sat) 19:15:16 №89235 [Quote]

>>89234
King caca summons his caca minions and uses them to charge at him

Chud Ye1nwnJn 08/31/24 (Sat) 19:24:51 №89236 [Quote]

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>>89234
*mutt walks out the building confused by by commotion*
hey… isnt that the grimace clown… or something… yeah…

Chud S9c1Aey9 08/31/24 (Sat) 19:25:11 №89237 [Quote]

>>89236
gem include this

Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 19:50:38 №89238 [Quote]

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>>89235
King caca uses the summoning spell and spawns 3 babyjaks.

<CHAWGE CACAS CHAWGE!!!

The babies charge at Ronald and begin biting his feet, this drains Ronald’s health down to 65%.

Ronald then kills the babies with his eyes lasers, he then backs off.

>>89236
Next panel

Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 20:03:11 №89239 [Quote]

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>>89236
Amerimutt walks out of the mcdonalds.
>hey… isnt that the grimace clown… or something… yeah…
>IM NOT GRIMACE, IM A GOONER!

Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 20:27:38 №89240 [Quote]

Last chance to give me a prompt, im going to sleep soon

Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 20:36:50 №89241 [Quote]

I forgot to say this. I am the one who made the oldsoislutta adventures and squirreljak adventure.
The reason the artstyle and everything is so different here is because i want to make it as different to oldsoislutta as possible, also the backgrounds did look kinda messy in the oldsoislutta adventures now that i look back on it.
Keep this thread bumped so its not slid when i wake up

Chud Ye1nwnJn 08/31/24 (Sat) 20:45:37 №89242 [Quote]

>>89241
did you make GBQ also good night nigga

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/01/24 (Sun) 03:36:58 №89243 [Quote]

Saved

Chud 9Jx8Kmov 09/01/24 (Sun) 03:43:25 №89244 [Quote]

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Collagejaks pop up.
>

Chud OP5iaO0R 09/01/24 (Sun) 05:35:47 №89245 [Quote]

>>89239
Use the gemstone brap

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/01/24 (Sun) 08:35:46 №89246 [Quote]

Im back

Chud 9Jx8Kmov 09/01/24 (Sun) 08:44:51 №89247 [Quote]

>>89244
Do this request.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/01/24 (Sun) 08:54:18 №89248 [Quote]

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>>89244
>>89245
You unleash the power off the gemstone brap on Ronald, his nose starts bleeding.
His hp is now 50%.

Ronald fires his eye laser at you in retaliation, it does some damage and you bleed at bit.
Meanwhile the collagejaks observe the battle from the distance.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/01/24 (Sun) 08:55:23 №89249 [Quote]

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>>89248
Forgot this

Chud Ye1nwnJn 09/01/24 (Sun) 08:56:55 №89250 [Quote]

>>89249
what? are you giving up?

Chud 9Jx8Kmov 09/01/24 (Sun) 08:58:28 №89251 [Quote]

Give me a quick recap.

Chud 16unuH30 09/01/24 (Sun) 09:02:30 №89252 [Quote]

>>89249
Jartycar crashed and kill mutt

Chud 16unuH30 09/01/24 (Sun) 09:04:38 №89253 [Quote]

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>>89252

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/01/24 (Sun) 09:07:49 №89254 [Quote]

>>89250
I meant that i forgot to put the image there

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/01/24 (Sun) 09:27:22 №89255 [Quote]

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>>89252
A jartycar crashes into the mcdonalds and kills the mutt.

You stare down with gooner Ronald.

Chud 7gOJ36s! 09/01/24 (Sun) 09:32:30 №89256 [Quote]

>>89255
the gooner ronald goes into beserk rage mode and says "This battle has run its course!"

Chud 7gOJ36s! 09/01/24 (Sun) 09:32:57 №89257 [Quote]

>>89256
also i'm the original gray ID im on a different device so my id is different

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/01/24 (Sun) 09:47:01 №89258 [Quote]

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>>89256
>THIS BATTLE HAS RUN ITS COURSE!
Gooner Ronald goes into berserk mode and lifts you up with his powers.

He pulls you toward his mouth.

Chud 16unuH30 09/01/24 (Sun) 10:21:00 №89259 [Quote]

>>89258
Cobson destroy ronald mouth with laser

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/01/24 (Sun) 10:43:13 №89260 [Quote]

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>>89259
You fire your eye lasers into Ronald’s mouth, it goes down to his stomach.

His mouth gets destroyed and his stomach explodes, Ronald is at 20% health.

He tries to speak, but cant.

>MMMMMPPHH, MMMMPPPPH!

Chud 16unuH30 09/01/24 (Sun) 10:48:18 №89261 [Quote]

>>89260
>>89260
Then cobson and king of caca merge together and kill ronald

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/01/24 (Sun) 11:22:28 №89262 [Quote]

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>>89261
In a unexpected twist, cobman and king of caca merge together into one being, KING COBMAN!

King cobman has the powers of both cobman and king caca.

King cobman shoots a powerful beam at Ronald, it goes straight trough him and kills him.

BOSS DEFEATED

Chud 16unuH30 09/01/24 (Sun) 11:24:56 №89263 [Quote]

>>89262
Then jartycar explode mcdonald and ran away

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/01/24 (Sun) 11:58:14 №89264 [Quote]

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>>89263
The jartycar starts driving, it goes trough the mcdonalds, this causes a big explosion.

A big hole is now in the mcdonalds and it begins to burn.
The baby swede is supposed to be inside, you hope for the best.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/01/24 (Sun) 12:40:20 №89265 [Quote]

Bump…

Chud 16unuH30 09/01/24 (Sun) 12:57:43 №89266 [Quote]

Bump

Chud P04rL^5e 09/01/24 (Sun) 14:07:09 №89267 [Quote]

>>89264
Cob activates his incredible gassy powers and braps so hard that it extinguishes the fire
Jartycar still works doe and drives away

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/01/24 (Sun) 14:26:08 №89268 [Quote]

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>>89267
You use the gemstone brap to estinguish the fire, then you enter the mcdonalds to look for the baby swede.

Meanwhile the jartycar is speeding into goon gang territory while blasting the jartycuck song on full volume.

Chud 9Jx8Kmov 09/01/24 (Sun) 14:30:00 №89269 [Quote]

GIVE ME A RECAP OF WHAT'S HAPPENING.

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/01/24 (Sun) 14:38:25 №89270 [Quote]

>>89268
big lez appears and rapes cobman

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/01/24 (Sun) 14:47:41 №89271 [Quote]

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>>89270
Superpositional big lez appears and rapes cobman before dissapearing.

Chud 9Jx8Kmov 09/01/24 (Sun) 14:49:53 №89272 [Quote]

CAN YOU FUCKING GIVE ME A RECAP?

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/01/24 (Sun) 14:53:37 №89273 [Quote]

>>89272
Can someone else do this i dont have time

Chud CABxk3zP 09/01/24 (Sun) 16:19:29 №89274 [Quote]

gem

Chud CABxk3zP 09/01/24 (Sun) 16:37:09 №89275 [Quote]

>>89272
Summary from skimming

The main enemy is the gooners. They fight ronald as the gooner boss. He meets king caca at the beginning and merges with him during the boss fight. They defeat the boss.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/01/24 (Sun) 16:58:05 №89276 [Quote]

My id should change soon

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/01/24 (Sun) 17:51:33 №89277 [Quote]

Bump…

Chud 9hgpWbCp 09/01/24 (Sun) 18:28:45 №89278 [Quote]

Id test

Chud 9hgpWbCp 09/01/24 (Sun) 18:29:17 №89279 [Quote]

I am op, my id just changed

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/01/24 (Sun) 18:33:23 №89280 [Quote]

>>89271
cobman gives birth to an evil big lez baby

Chud 59ReGxCU 09/01/24 (Sun) 18:44:39 №89281 [Quote]

up

Chud 9hgpWbCp 09/01/24 (Sun) 18:52:40 №89282 [Quote]

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>>89280
You give birth to a evil big lez baby, even doe its evil it cant do much to you as its a baby.

Speaking of babies, the fate of the swede baby will be revealed in the next turn.

You decide his fate.

Chud cPKmr0kd 09/01/24 (Sun) 18:53:54 №89283 [Quote]

>>89282
the swede baby troons out or something

Chud 9hgpWbCp 09/01/24 (Sun) 18:56:05 №89284 [Quote]

>>89283
Here is some context on the swede baby for those that dont know what im talking about.
Basically a swede asked you to save his baby from the gooners, and now you have found the baby

Chud glVVqEqZ 09/01/24 (Sun) 19:00:48 №89285 [Quote]

>>89284
but, lez baby is not a swede's baby…

Chud 9hgpWbCp 09/01/24 (Sun) 19:02:39 №89286 [Quote]

>>89285
Read this: >>89210

Chud tXlleUfg 09/01/24 (Sun) 19:05:44 №89287 [Quote]

>>89284
the swede baby is being guarded by a gooner

Chud Ye1nwnJn 09/01/24 (Sun) 19:16:39 №89288 [Quote]

>>89286
>>89284
yeah… or something like that

Chud 9hgpWbCp 09/01/24 (Sun) 19:27:27 №89289 [Quote]

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>>89287
In front of you you see the swede baby tied up against the wall. He is being guarded by a gooner.

>TAKE ONE STEP AND I WILL SHOOT THE BABY AND THEN GOON ALL OVER THE CORPSE! HAHAHA!

Chud CABxk3zP 09/01/24 (Sun) 19:29:43 №89290 [Quote]

>>89289
Throw the king staff into the gooner's cranium.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/01/24 (Sun) 19:33:29 №89291 [Quote]

>>89290
>>89289
Wait wait tell the gooner that there's a naked anime girl on the ceiling bfoee throwing the staff

Chud 9hgpWbCp 09/01/24 (Sun) 20:23:33 №89292 [Quote]

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>>89290
>>89291
>hey, there is a naked anime girl on the ceiling!
>Wait, reall-

You throw the staff at his head, the energy of the staff causes the gooners face to melt on contact.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/01/24 (Sun) 20:59:10 №89293 [Quote]

Can I get a cobman png and appropriate him for 'dmin 6 adventure?

Chud CABxk3zP 09/01/24 (Sun) 21:00:56 №89294 [Quote]

>>89292
Return the swede baby to his dad or something

Chud glVVqEqZ 09/01/24 (Sun) 21:07:07 №89295 [Quote]

>>89292
ask swede caca what did they do to xim

Chud 16unuH30 09/02/24 (Mon) 05:22:24 №89296 [Quote]

Bump

Chud 9hgpWbCp 09/02/24 (Mon) 05:42:25 №89297 [Quote]

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>>89293
Here are both versions. I was sleeping while you made that reply

Chud 16unuH30 09/02/24 (Mon) 10:08:50 №89298 [Quote]

Bvmpp

Chud CABxk3zP 09/02/24 (Mon) 13:58:48 №89299 [Quote]

>>89297
Thanks. I was sleeping while you made that one GEG

Chud r9TnQyR0 09/02/24 (Mon) 14:02:10 №89300 [Quote]

You teleport to CWCVille and meet Cyraxx.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/02/24 (Mon) 14:51:17 №89301 [Quote]

Id test

Chud cPKmr0kd 09/02/24 (Mon) 15:34:43 №89302 [Quote]

>>89301
IP got reset again?

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/02/24 (Mon) 15:56:03 №89303 [Quote]

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>>89294
>>89295
You free the baby swede. It is shown on the map that the mission was a success.
>What did they do to you little buddy?
<googoo gaga

You go to the location where the swede was, the swede is still there, he has been waiting all night.
He gets very happy.
>Thank you cobman! You have saved my little swinny! This is so gemmy!

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/02/24 (Mon) 17:00:21 №89304 [Quote]

Selfbump

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/02/24 (Mon) 17:55:19 №89305 [Quote]

Anyone there?

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:16:54 №89306 [Quote]

Im sorry to say this but im giving up on the adventure. Nobody is replying, the thread will go on for weeks at the current pace and running this thread has been more exhausting than it has been fun.
For those wanting me to continue, i cant because i have deleted all the assets for it.
Goodbye.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:18:58 №89307 [Quote]

Mods, you can remove loop from this thread or even delete it

Chud CABxk3zP 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:24:44 №89308 [Quote]

>>89304
>>89305
>>89306
>>89307
:(

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:25:24 №89309 [Quote]

I probably wont make another adventure thread. I dont find it as fun as when i ran the oldsoislutta adventures and its just not worth it when only like 3 people care

Chud CABxk3zP 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:27:07 №89310 [Quote]

>>89309
Most adventure thread enjoyers lurk, but I understand.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:32:07 №89311 [Quote]

>>89310
The main problem is that at this rate there will be like 3 updates each day and the thread will drag on for way to long for its own good

Chud vADBhjSR 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:34:13 №89312 [Quote]

>>89306
go to the amerimutt firearm store and buy baby swede a unregistered ar15

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:35:38 №89313 [Quote]

>>89312
I have deleted all assets, i would have to remake everything from scratch, remaking all the backgrounds and models is not worth my time

Chud V9oMeNOn 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:36:36 №89314 [Quote]

>>89311
i don't think as many people are posting because of how shitty the site has been lately

Chud vADBhjSR 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:37:12 №89315 [Quote]

>>89313
>>89314
thank froot for killing the sharty this sucks o algo

Chud CABxk3zP 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:40:14 №89316 [Quote]

>>89311
>>89313
Fair point. Deleting the assets seems like a drastic move, though. I guess adventure threads went a lot quicker a few months ago?

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:43:27 №89317 [Quote]

>>89314
I was extremely close to quitting the site after making oldsoislutta 3

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:46:42 №89318 [Quote]

>>89316
I now have time to help with your thread again.
This is the last post i make itt, goodbye.

Chud cPKmr0kd 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:47:43 №89319 [Quote]

>>89303
well that is the end of the thread I guess

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:49:22 №89320 [Quote]

>>89319
Now that i think about it that actually is a pretty good ending

Chud CABxk3zP 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:49:53 №89321 [Quote]

>>89318
Acknowledged, godspeed.

Chud V9oMeNOn 09/02/24 (Mon) 19:09:36 №89322 [Quote]

>>89317
i dont blame you
at least when root was admin the site had shitty days because hes an incompetent retard
Now the site is shitty on purpose and the cabal is scrambling to fix it

I never thought raid threads would have to be stickied and advertised by mods for any actual success to happen (which as of late most threads have been fails anyway)

Chud V9oMeNOn 09/02/24 (Mon) 19:10:49 №89323 [Quote]

the cabal can have my few post whatever, i'd post 100x as much if i was having fun

Chud V9oMeNOn 09/02/24 (Mon) 21:45:27 №89324 [Quote]

>>89323
i retract this statement
im making fun of the faggots on /ta/ and having a blast

Chud 16unuH30 09/03/24 (Tue) 02:47:05 №89325 [Quote]

Bvmp

Chud 1asro5ce 09/03/24 (Tue) 02:52:20 №89326 [Quote]

>>89325
Did this nigga really sage bump?

Chud 16unuH30 09/04/24 (Wed) 02:27:56 №89327 [Quote]

>>89326
Bump

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:10:21 №89328 [Quote]

I kinda regret abandoning this thread. I have lots of free time the rest of the week, i think i will try to do a remake or a completely new adventure thread tomorrow, i have thought it out a bit more and im now ready to run a long term adventure thread i think, it probably wont be updated that much after sunday so it may last for a very long time.

Chud Ckl9tqpX 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:13:11 №89329 [Quote]

up

Chud 7gOJ36s! 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:14:25 №89330 [Quote]

up

Chud RTmBayn! 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:14:49 №89331 [Quote]

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>Bvmp

Chud 7gOJ36s! 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:16:54 №89332 [Quote]

>>89303
Now that the baby swede has been saved, King Caca and Cobman divide and return to their original form

Chud CABxk3zP 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:19:25 №89333 [Quote]

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>>89328
If you want help, I can help you rebuild your assets, beginning with what you sent in this thread

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:27:58 №89334 [Quote]

Its possible that i will try to continue this thread so i dont have to start over again.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:30:18 №89335 [Quote]

>>89333
I dont think you need to. The gooner assets are on the booru and so is soot. The only custom non background asset that is completely lost is baby lez, but he is not really important. The background issue could be solved by simply not visiting those locations again

Chud ^7R^kiuF 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:30:28 №89336 [Quote]

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>>>8482386
>I dont think you need to. The gooner assets are on the booru and so is soot. The only custom non background asset that is completely lost is baby lez, but he is not really important. The background issue could be solved by simply not visiting those locations again

Chud CABxk3zP 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:31:14 №89337 [Quote]

>>89335
I can restore the background assets easily.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:32:04 №89338 [Quote]

>>89337
Do it

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:33:56 №89339 [Quote]

>>89312
I will probably do this one when i wake up

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:35:13 №89340 [Quote]

>>89337
The gemcave image should be first becuse i think it has the biggest chance of being used again

Chud CABxk3zP 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:35:22 №89341 [Quote]

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>>89338
Last one seen

Chud CABxk3zP 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:37:00 №89342 [Quote]

>>89340
Marge where's the original?

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:37:41 №89343 [Quote]

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>>89342
Its this

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:39:49 №89344 [Quote]

Im going to bed now

Chud CABxk3zP 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:45:18 №89345 [Quote]

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>>89343
>>89344
MickeyDee's and Gemcave, althought the hole in The Mick's needs to be reblown

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:46:56 №89346 [Quote]

>>89345
Use the image with the dead babies and dead ronald because i want the backgrounds to stay consistent

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:48:10 №89347 [Quote]

>>89346
But remove the collagejaks

Chud CABxk3zP 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:58:16 №89348 [Quote]

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Zerotext and zerotext unoccupied maps

Chud CABxk3zP 09/04/24 (Wed) 23:02:23 №89349 [Quote]

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>>89346
>>89347
Blasted, chair and nochair

Chud CABxk3zP 09/04/24 (Wed) 23:41:54 №89350 [Quote]

I'll continue later if possible. Just request 'm.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 06:00:23 №89351 [Quote]

>>89348
This will be useful in case i make a sequel

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 06:54:58 №89352 [Quote]

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Meanwhile at Goongang HQ, Soot is being held hostage in the dead cracker storage by the (((giggly goonclown)))
He tries to talk but cant because his mouth is taped up.
>mmmmphh, mmmmmphh
(((Xe))) responds with
>oh, dont try anything funny, if you move too much the bombs will go off and this room will explode! GIGGLY GIGGLY GOOOOOO!

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 07:48:54 №89354 [Quote]

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>>89312
>>89332
Cobman and king caca demerge, they can merge again if an emergency situation happens.
You then go to the local Gun shop, you are greeted by a especially mutted amerimutt.
<oh my heckin burger, its cobman!
>can you buy that baby over there an ar15?
<eerm, we dont sell guns to babies or something, yeah

Chud CABxk3zP 09/05/24 (Thu) 08:13:06 №89355 [Quote]

>>89354
Cobman buys an Benelli M4 automatic shotgun for himself

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 08:45:49 №89356 [Quote]

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>>89355
You ask the mutt for a Benelli M4 automatic shotgun.
>give me that gun
<dont you like have superpowers or something?
>nah, who needs them anyway
<ok then, here it is or however i consume
You now have a Benelli M4 automatic shotgun, you can easliy blast the head of a gooner with it.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/05/24 (Thu) 08:48:30 №89357 [Quote]

>>89356
Put on a cosplay doomguy helmet

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 09:09:24 №89358 [Quote]

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>>89357
You put on a doomguy helmet and prepare to kick some gooner ass.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/05/24 (Thu) 09:11:30 №89359 [Quote]

>>89358
This goes hard, go knock on the goonHQ's door.

Chud BB8AtFiZ 09/05/24 (Thu) 09:13:27 №89360 [Quote]

>>89359
Also make the baby swede throw poop at the gooners

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 09:38:04 №89361 [Quote]

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>>89359
>>89360
(You cant go to goon hq yet as the adventure is still in a pretty early stage)

You go to a occupied warehouse building on the outskirts of gooner territory, it has the text goon base 1 on it, its guarded by 4 gooners.

The swede baby throws poop in a gooners face, this makes them angry, they begin shooting at your party.

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>>89361
Also map

Chud BB8AtFiZ 09/05/24 (Thu) 10:25:31 №89363 [Quote]

>>89361
baby swede throws poop at the 3 other gooners

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>>89363
Baby swede throws poop at the other gooners. The gooners on the ground get hit in the face and get blinded but he misses the one on the roof.
The roof gooner screams.
>SHOOT THE BABY!

The other gooners begin shooting blindly.
The gooner on the roof takes aim at the baby.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 11:49:04 №89365 [Quote]

Mutt hours are here soon, the thread should pick up pace

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 13:38:28 №89366 [Quote]

Bvmp…

Chud CABxk3zP 09/05/24 (Thu) 17:31:26 №89367 [Quote]

>>89364
Pick up the baby, then action slide under the gooners and thru the door. King Caca Follows.

Chud 7gOJ36s! 09/05/24 (Thu) 17:34:48 №89368 [Quote]

>>89364
Cobman reactives his slow ability to try and save the baby as fast as he can before the bullets hit him

Chud 7gOJ36s! 09/05/24 (Thu) 17:34:59 №89369 [Quote]

>>89368
while also dodging the bullets

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:49:17 №89370 [Quote]

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>>89367
>>89368
>>89369
You snap your fingers and activate the time slow ability again.
You pick up the baby and save him before the bullets can hit.

You then action slide under the gooners and smash in the door, time goes back to normal and king caca follows.
The ability can’t be used for another 20 turns again.

You have now entered something that looks like a test lab or a collection room, there are lots of objects of gooning stored in the room.
You hear a strange sound from deeper inside the building.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:53:15 №89371 [Quote]

>>89370
Blast the purple minion before he escapes

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>>89371
You go to the goon minions glass container and blast it with your shotgun. The strange green subsance runs out on the floor, it smells incredibly gassy.
Despite getting shot in the head, the minion survives.
^goooooooooooon!

Chud CABxk3zP 09/05/24 (Thu) 21:16:09 №89373 [Quote]

>>89372
Take a lot of steps back and try to talk with him. If he tries to atrack, empty three shotgun shells into him.

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/05/24 (Thu) 21:16:42 №89374 [Quote]

>>89372
nettspend and sematary come out of a rick and morty portal

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 21:42:18 №89375 [Quote]

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>>89373
>>89374
You take several steps back and try to talk to the goon minion.
>hey, you understand me, right?
^haha, gooooooon, hahaha!
The minion tries to jump at you and you shoot him 3 times, his dead body drops to the floor.

A Rick and Morty portal opens and the literal who rappers step out of it.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/05/24 (Thu) 21:46:17 №89376 [Quote]

>>89375
Ask them if they're gooners or not

Chud 7gOJ36s! 09/05/24 (Thu) 21:48:03 №89377 [Quote]

>>89375
whats up with the purple minion guy in the test tube, he might have something to do with the gooner outbreak

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 21:57:10 №89378 [Quote]

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>>89376
>literally who are you? Are you gooners?
Sematary responds.
<of course not, we are not gooners, we came here to stop the gooners

Chud CABxk3zP 09/05/24 (Thu) 21:58:56 №89379 [Quote]

>>89378
Have them join your party then collect the body pillow as bait

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 22:20:56 №89380 [Quote]

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>>89379
>wanna join our team?
<sure, lets kick some gooner ass!
The rappers officially join your party.

King caca smashes the bodypillow test tube and takes the body pillow as bait.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/05/24 (Thu) 22:31:12 №89381 [Quote]

>>89380
Proceed to the next room

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 23:01:20 №89382 [Quote]

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>>89381
Your party enters the next room.

This room is filled with gooners, they are defending the entrance to a tunnel, you hear the strange sound echoing from the tunnel, the sound of something moving.

Chud tXlleUfg 09/05/24 (Thu) 23:04:00 №89383 [Quote]

>>89382
ask what the sound is

Chud L6CHg6xL 09/05/24 (Thu) 23:04:16 №89384 [Quote]

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>>89382
Kill gooners and go in the tunnels, you will find (((someone))) inside

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 23:06:14 №89385 [Quote]

>>89383
>>89384
Its past midnight for me, im gonna do these when i wake up

Chud 6OgnXeAg 09/05/24 (Thu) 23:06:25 №89386 [Quote]

>>89382
MARYLIN MANSON ATTACKS COBMAN

Chud Ckl9tqpX 09/06/24 (Fri) 05:41:02 №89387 [Quote]

up

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 09:18:02 №89388 [Quote]

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>>89383
>>89384
>whats that sound?
>none of your business!

Everyone attacks the gooners at once, cobman blasts one with his shotgun, sematary saws one and king caca uses his /caca/borean magic on one.
Sematary charges forward and saws the last remaining gooners to pieces, he does get stabbed a bit doe.

Your party enters the tunnel, after walking for just a bit they come across (((devin)))

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 09:48:36 №89389 [Quote]

>>89386
This is queued until after the devin encounter

Chud hdwW6AaO 09/06/24 (Fri) 11:35:58 №89390 [Quote]

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pickle inspector appears

Chud CABxk3zP 09/06/24 (Fri) 11:40:39 №89391 [Quote]

>>89388
Put a collar and leash on his neck and tell him to roll on the ground if he wants a treat

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 12:01:15 №89392 [Quote]

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>>89391
You take out a color and leash and throw it on (((devin)))’s neck like a lasso.
>roll if you want a treat
(((Devin))) says
%%>(((oy vey, i thought we were the master, but now goyim is master over me!)))%%

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 12:01:27 №89393 [Quote]

>>89390
Wont fit into the image

Chud CABxk3zP 09/06/24 (Fri) 12:02:29 №89394 [Quote]

>>89392
Feed him a cookie for acknowledging your ownership of him

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 12:33:24 №89395 [Quote]

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>>89394
You feed (((devin))) a cookie for acknowledging your ownership of him.
The soystice squad(thats their name for now) now has a new member, a guard jew.

You keep hearing the strange sound from deeper within the tunnel, devin was not the one making it, whatever thing is making it is much bigger.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/06/24 (Fri) 12:35:07 №89396 [Quote]

>>89395
Venture deeper into the tunnel

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 12:56:14 №89397 [Quote]

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>>89396
The soystice squad venture deeper inside the tunnel, after a while the tunnel splits into 2.
One of the tunnels lead to scullybots lair and the other leads to goonerhell.
You hear the strange sound coming from scullybots lair.

Choose wisely

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/06/24 (Fri) 12:57:16 №89398 [Quote]

>>89397
go to the lair

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 13:39:35 №89399 [Quote]

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>>89398
You enter the lair of scullybot, you find the source of the strange metallic sounds.
Its scullybot, one of the strongest gooner units.
He menacingly walks towards you.
>WHO DARES TO DISTURB MY GOON SESH!?

The second boss fight of the adventure begins, you must defeat scullybot to be able to exit the building.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/06/24 (Fri) 13:53:37 №89400 [Quote]

>>89399
Cobman attempts shoot scullybot's eyes out while the chainsaw rapper tries to cut the arm off. King caca deploys a magic shield that has its own HP

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 14:29:39 №89401 [Quote]

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>>89400
Cobman shoots at scullybot’s eyes, he manages to take out one eye and deal about 5% damage to scullybot.
In the meantime sematary jumps up to scullybot’s arm and tries to cut it off but fails.

Scullybot responds by shooting a beam from his claw at sematary, sematary gets thrown back to the wall and loses half his health, scullybot also shoots a eye laser at cobman but misses.

King caca deploys a magic sheild to defend against scullybot’s attacks, it is currently at 100 hp

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/06/24 (Fri) 14:33:58 №89402 [Quote]

>>89401
nettspend summons an army of buff babyjaks and tells them to attack scullybot

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 15:46:41 №89403 [Quote]

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>>89402
Nettspend uses his dark rapper magic or whatever to summon 3 buff babyjaks.
>ATTACK!
The babyjaks start punching and kicking the metal, it does minimal damage but scullybot has a hard time getting them off of him due to his slow speed.

Chud cPKmr0kd 09/06/24 (Fri) 15:55:32 №89404 [Quote]

>>89403
Cobman open fires at Scullybot

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 16:36:20 №89405 [Quote]

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>>89404
Cobman fires his shotgun all over scullybot’s face, it only does some damage.

Scullybot manages to fire his laser eye in a way that kills all the babyjaks.

>HA HA HA! If you continue like this you will all DIE!

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 18:23:31 №89406 [Quote]

Bvmp…

Chud s6xyz5KX 09/06/24 (Fri) 18:28:05 №89407 [Quote]

Call a meximutt to BRAAAAAAAP on scully.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 19:04:55 №89408 [Quote]

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>>89407
You call shitoko who thankfully is not that far away.
>satoko, we have a scully problem
<i do not know what is scully o algo
>please, this is urgent! Come brap on the scullybot!
<ok im arriving soon o algo

Satoko begins driving to your location, he will arrive in 5 turns.

Chud cPKmr0kd 09/06/24 (Fri) 19:59:48 №89409 [Quote]

>>89408
Focus fire at Skullybot's eyes to blind him

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 20:25:33 №89410 [Quote]

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>>89409
Cobman and king caca focus fire at scullybot’s remaining eye and destroy it.
Scullybot is now blind but enraged.

>I WILL DESTROY YOU JUST LIKE I DESTROYED DAISY!

He blindly shoots a claw beam at the wall.

Satoko arrives in 4 turns.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 20:26:05 №89411 [Quote]

>>89410
Also he is at about 65% health

Chud CABxk3zP 09/06/24 (Fri) 20:41:43 №89412 [Quote]

>>89410
King Caca turns Scullybot into a baby (or at least make it think its a baby). This causes the bot to malfunction and begin to act out Scullybot's Destruction.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:36:27 №89413 [Quote]

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>>89412
King caca uses the cacafication spell on scullybot, but because scullybot is a robot he does not turn into a baby and instead just thinks he is one.

>DOODOO DADA!

Since scullybot is a baby he starts enacting scullybot’s destruction, he tries to rape and torture himself.
His legs pierce his body and his health starts draining.
Scullybot is down to 50% health.

Satoko arrives in 3 turns.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:40:04 №89414 [Quote]

>>89413
>Since scullybot is a baby
*thinks he is a baby

Chud CABxk3zP 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:45:55 №89415 [Quote]

>>89413
GEEEEG Semetary finishes Scullybot's Destruction by cutting his neck down with the chainsaw.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 22:15:37 №89416 [Quote]

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>>89415
Semetary finishes his rest and goes to scullybot.
He climps up to scullybot’s neck and starts sawing it with his chainsaw.
Scullybot loses health quickly.

>ÄÄÄÄÊÊÊÄÄÄÄÊËË-ACKKKK!

semetary cuts the wires in scullybot’s neck and it triggers and explosion that consumes him.

Satoko arrives in 2 turns.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/06/24 (Fri) 23:33:33 №89417 [Quote]

>>89416
He can't be that far from dying. Fire more shotgun rounds into his neck.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 07:06:45 №89418 [Quote]

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>>89417
You fire shotgun rounds into scullybot’s neck, he begins to make weird noises and twitch.

>ÄÊÚÍAËËAËAËEARAFAFAGAGAG10101010101010

His neck explodes again and his head is blown off his body.

BOSS DEFEATED

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 07:08:52 №89419 [Quote]

>>89418
Satoko arrives in 1 turn

Chud s6xyz5KX 09/07/24 (Sat) 07:17:07 №89420 [Quote]

Well, since scully was defeated before Satoko's arrival it's only wise to use him for what's in Goonerhell.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 07:23:34 №89421 [Quote]

>>89420
Satoko will automatically arrive after next turn, there needs to be one turn before he arrives

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 07:41:26 №89422 [Quote]

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>>89420
You return to the double tunnel entrance instead of going to the exit of the building.
You decide to enter goonerhell.

The upside of going to goonerhell is that one of the exits leads directly into goon gang hq, the downside is that its very dangerous and the road to the hq will be very long.

SATOKO ARRIVES THIS TURN!

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 07:43:44 №89423 [Quote]

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Satoko arrives, oblivious to the fact that scullybot has been defeated.
>so where is this scully o algo?
<errrm, i think you were a few minutes too late to the party
>so what you mean?
<scullybot has been defeated, but we do need your help in goonerhell

Chud jLKoc8AX 09/07/24 (Sat) 07:44:21 №89424 [Quote]

>>89178
She has to wear a kipkah and be part of the ADL.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 07:53:51 №89425 [Quote]

>>89424
It has been 7 days since that reply, i wont add whoever that it

Chud jLKoc8AX 09/07/24 (Sat) 07:59:25 №89426 [Quote]

>>89425
Ev&oe you should.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 08:00:42 №89427 [Quote]

>>89426
Ok, it has been queued. She will appear soemhwere in goonerhell

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 08:59:43 №89428 [Quote]

Fucking catty is broken

Chud CABxk3zP 09/07/24 (Sat) 09:50:48 №89429 [Quote]

>>89423
Try to heal semetary or tell him to go to a hospital before entering the goonerhell tunnel

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 10:05:22 №89430 [Quote]

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>>89429
You transfer some of your power to semetary to heal him, its very effective but drains some of your powers.

The soystice squad enters the tunnel that leads to goonerhell…

Chud ZEIf31Mv 09/07/24 (Sat) 10:19:28 №89431 [Quote]

Bruntlefly randomly comes and says he doesn't understand what's happening.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 10:38:58 №89432 [Quote]

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>>89431
While you walk towards goonerhell, a portal opens and bruntlefly from ’min 6 adventure steps out.
>now what le fuck is happening in this weird ass universe?

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 12:43:24 №89433 [Quote]

Bvmp…

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/07/24 (Sat) 12:50:19 №89434 [Quote]

>>89432
cyberfloyd also comes out of the portal, he's holding a missile launcher

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 13:23:58 №89435 [Quote]

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>>89434
Cyberfloyd from the dimensional police comes out of the portal, in his hand he holds a rocket launcher.
>ahh sheeeit mayne, dis dimension seems unstable and sheit

Chud cPKmr0kd 09/07/24 (Sat) 13:25:16 №89436 [Quote]

>>89435
The jewish 'plier troons out

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Cobman has a vision where this happens to Doll. This will become important to the plot. Meanwhile, Brundlefly reads Choose Your Own Adventure: Ghost Train and talks about how many spinoffs Choose Your Own Adventure had.

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>>89436
>>89437
(((Devin))) troons out swiftly by putting on a wig and lipstick.
Cobman has a vision of Doll getting chased by the police for some reason.
Bruntlefly reads choose your own adventure: ghost train and talks about choose your own adventure spin-offs.

Chud ZEIf31Mv 09/07/24 (Sat) 14:00:29 №89439 [Quote]

Doll decides to start a church.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 14:40:34 №89440 [Quote]

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>>89439
Meanwhile, somewhere in a secluded forest near shartenburg.

Doll starts the church of Doll after he had escaped from the police, strangely its a branch of judaism, the gooners main religion.

However, doll’s true allegiance is currently a mystery.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 16:42:53 №89441 [Quote]

Bvmp

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 18:33:15 №89442 [Quote]

Anyone there?

Chud CABxk3zP 09/07/24 (Sat) 18:42:36 №89443 [Quote]

>>89438
Go further down the tunnel

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 19:04:03 №89444 [Quote]

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>>89443
After walking for half an hour you finally find it, the portal to goonerhell.
Goonerhell is not part of this dimension, its a competely different reality.

From the other side you hear a faint chant

>ALWAYS GOON! ALWAYS TROON! TROON, GOON! GOON, TROON!

Also bruntlefly and cyber floyd do not join your squad, they observe from a distance.

Chud JMBfsV0W 09/07/24 (Sat) 19:06:46 №89445 [Quote]

>>89444
Shitoko sharts all over the place and then dies

Chud CABxk3zP 09/07/24 (Sat) 19:11:33 №89446 [Quote]

>>89445
>>89444
Feed shitoko an entire crate of taco bell and send him thru the portal first, activating a brapnuke that btfo's the gooners. Whether he survives or not is a roll.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 19:35:53 №89447 [Quote]

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>>89445
>>89446
You feed satoko a create of tacobell so that he can do a brapnvke.
>here goes nothing o algo
He jumps into the portal.
A green light is emitted from the other side as the brapnvke activates.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 19:37:45 №89448 [Quote]

>>89446
If i roll 1-5 he survives, if i roll 6-10 he dies
Roll

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 19:38:17 №89449 [Quote]

>>89448
Satoko dies

Chud s6xyz5KX 09/07/24 (Sat) 19:40:54 №89450 [Quote]

Use some binoculars to see whats inside the portal after the brapnvke.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 20:10:24 №89451 [Quote]

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>>89450
You use binoculars to look inside the portal.
The entire area is covered by a green shart mist, there are dead bodies of several gooners and goon minions.
You see the dead body of shitoko, he died to protect all innocent meximutts of shartenburg.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/07/24 (Sat) 20:25:26 №89452 [Quote]

>>89451
Wait for the mist to clear then go thru the portal

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 20:45:21 №89453 [Quote]

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>>89452
You wait for the mist to clear, it takes a while but it eventually clears.
The soystice squad go trough the portal and enter goonerhell.

You have entered a completly different world, everything is purple and pink and in the distance you see a massive beebeesea.

You can’t leave goonerhell trough this portal as its a one way portal.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/07/24 (Sat) 20:47:59 №89454 [Quote]

>>89453
Go to the massive bibisi

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 21:25:41 №89455 [Quote]

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>>89454
You walk in the direction of the massive bibisi.
When you are very close to it a squad of 5 goon minions appear.
Then 3 gooners with shotguns appear from behind a hill.
You have been ambushed.

>>89424
As promised, the random troonslop character appears, she is leading the goon minion squad, she is also part of the ADL.

Chud 767N4!Cr 09/07/24 (Sat) 21:27:07 №89456 [Quote]

>>89455
Try to find some cover.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/07/24 (Sat) 21:28:54 №89457 [Quote]

>>89456
>>89455
Do this and run behind the johnson as cover. King Caca also pushes one of the minions into the river to test its properties.

Chud RajXREm8 09/07/24 (Sat) 21:30:25 №89458 [Quote]

where is marilyn manson

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 21:31:52 №89459 [Quote]

>>89458
I forgot about it. Its queued now and will happen when there is a good opertunity

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 22:02:34 №89460 [Quote]

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>>89456
>>89457
You try to run behind the bibisi but you can’t because the path to there is blocked by the minions.

King caca charges forward and pushes one of the minions into the river.
^GOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
It screams as it deforms and is dissolved by the strange substance.
The goonlady screams
>ENOUGH, FUCKING KILL THEM NOOOOOOOOW!!

The shotgun gooners shoot at cobman and devin, it does some damage.
Goonlady shoots lasers from her eyes at king caca.

if the next posts post number ends in single digit king caca survives, but if it ends in double digits he dies

Chud CABxk3zP 09/07/24 (Sat) 22:08:23 №89461 [Quote]

>>89460
Swedebaby blinds the goonlady with poop. King Caca throws flames at the minions. Cobman uses a grapple hook to pull the shotgun gooners into the river.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 22:57:53 №89462 [Quote]

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>>89461
Single digit, king caca survives but is a bit injured

Swede baby throws poop in goonlady’s face, this blinds her and makes her unable to shoot lasers.
King caca throws green magic flames at 2 goon minions and completely fry them.
They scream
^GOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!
Cobman then uses a grappling hook to pull a shotgun gooner into the river, his body deforms and disolves brutally.

The 2 remaining shotgun gooners open fire at cobman and devin, cobman is down to 80 hp and devin is down to 60 hp.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/07/24 (Sat) 23:28:00 №89463 [Quote]

>>89462
Cobman and Devin leapfrog on the gooner corpse and attack the shotgunners. If one of them trips, the other helps them out. King Caca throws another flame attack at the other minions.

Chud RajXREm8 09/07/24 (Sat) 23:33:24 №89464 [Quote]

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>>89462
Trent reznor destroyed the goonlady

Cobson jLKoc8AX 09/08/24 (Sun) 03:34:25 №89465 [Quote]

>>89455
>As promised, the random troonslop character appears, she is leading the goon minion squad, she is also part of the ADL

Ah, good goy.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/08/24 (Sun) 08:18:42 №89466 [Quote]

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Meanwhile at Goon Gang HQ the goonclown is preparing the execution of soot.
The method of execution has been decided, death by bibisi.
>mmmmppph, mmmmpppph
>What is it now? Are you scared? Scared to die in front of thousands?
A gooner tells goonclown
<xir, the bibisi execution device has been completed
Goonclown responds
>good, now all there is to do is to wait, in one week you will taste the bibisi in front of thousands, HAHAHAHA!

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/08/24 (Sun) 08:33:14 №89468 [Quote]

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>>89463
>>89464
Cobman and devin leapfog on the gooner corpse right before it dissolves.
They attack the shotgunners, cobman uses his gun and eyes lasers, the gooners die.

King caca throws anotehr flame attack at the remaining minions, they are cooked easily.

Trent sneaks up on the goonlady and pushes her into the river.
>HIGGEEEEEEEEEER
She is dissolved by the liquid.

Chud 6Vse2E96 09/08/24 (Sun) 09:05:31 №89469 [Quote]

>>89468
Gandalf spontaneously manifests and explodes killing all gooners within a 50 meter radius

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/08/24 (Sun) 09:35:36 №89470 [Quote]

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>>89469
Gandalf spontaneously manifests in the distance and explodes.
This kills all gooners within a 50 meter radius and clears the way to the bibisi.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/08/24 (Sun) 11:42:45 №89471 [Quote]

For those wondering how long the adventure will last, as it stands now the goonerhell arc is the second last stage of the thread, before the final battle at goon gang hq, but this could change due to user input.

Chud ZEIf31Mv 09/08/24 (Sun) 11:44:39 №89472 [Quote]

Brundlefly comes again and talks about how they need to stop forcing toddler shows.

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/08/24 (Sun) 11:52:20 №89473 [Quote]

>>89470
king caca asks trent to join the squad

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/08/24 (Sun) 11:58:42 №89474 [Quote]

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>>89472
>>89473
Bruntlefly catches up to the squad.
>please stop forcing your toddler shows for the love of ’min 6
<marge
Sematary responds

King caca asks trent if he want to join the soystice squad.
>it would be good to get some company
He says and gives a thumbs up.
He has now joined the squad.

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/08/24 (Sun) 12:00:09 №89475 [Quote]

>>89474
they go deeper into goonerhell and meet a group of mexican gooners who worship charlie from hazbin hotel

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/08/24 (Sun) 12:43:27 №89476 [Quote]

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>>89475
You bypass the huge bibisi that turned out to just be a big monument.
You walk for what feels like days.
Eventually you come across a group of mexican gooners.
They are worshipping a statue of Charlie from hazbin hotel.
>O ALGO, O ALGO, O ALGO!

Chud 1m!5DVwk 09/08/24 (Sun) 12:49:10 №89477 [Quote]

>>89476
The gooners are surprised by your appearance. Reflexly they release the brap attack

Chud 1m!5DVwk 09/08/24 (Sun) 12:52:06 №89478 [Quote]

up

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/08/24 (Sun) 12:57:42 №89479 [Quote]

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>>89477
>O DIOS MIOS, HOW DID THEY GET HERE O ALGO???
The release a massive purple brap, the stench is so bad that everyone has to lay down on the ground with their faces downwards to not breathe it in.

Chud 1m!5DVwk 09/08/24 (Sun) 13:01:28 №89480 [Quote]

They then try to call other gooners with their war cry while cobman and his gang struggle with the stench. One of the rappers is unable to bear the stench and goes into the super saiyan mode

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/08/24 (Sun) 13:33:10 №89481 [Quote]

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>>89480
The gooner meximutts call on the other gooners with their warcry.
>GOOOOOOOON O ALGOOOOO!!!

The biggest army gooners and goon minions you have ever seen appears in the distance, There may be hundreds of them.

Sematary channels his inner powers and goes super saiyan ultra blue black ™ and starts flying.

Chud 1m!5DVwk 09/08/24 (Sun) 13:39:22 №89482 [Quote]

>>89481
Sematary then obliterates a lot of the gooners using the power of the black sun that he summoned. After a lot of killing, he loses his power and self destructs killing half the remaining gooners. The gooners left hopelessly pray to the statue

Emiliz!xlO4vwtlmc zJtjmpbi 09/08/24 (Sun) 14:34:31 №89483 [Quote]

'em lore or something

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/08/24 (Sun) 14:35:56 №89484 [Quote]

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>>89482
Semetary flies over to the gooner army and mayhem ensues. He summons a black sun that lasers the gooners, he saws and lasers trough hordes of gooners and minions.

After killing hundreds of gooners, semetary loses his powers.
He flies into the remaining gooners and self destructs in a blinding light.
The few remaining gooners pray to charlie.

Chud hdwW6AaO 09/08/24 (Sun) 14:55:23 №89485 [Quote]

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snowman appears

Chud mkbYM52w 09/08/24 (Sun) 14:57:09 №89486 [Quote]

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>>89484
Their prayers result in GODren being summoned. HE will now fight on the gooners' side.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/08/24 (Sun) 15:31:47 №89487 [Quote]

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>>89486
A surviving gooner daydreams about jiren coming to their aid while huffing on copium.

In reality, CHADren would never join the gooners, also he is too powerful for this universe now that saiyan semetary is dead.

Chud 1m!5DVwk 09/08/24 (Sun) 15:39:46 №89488 [Quote]

>>89487
The gooner then dies in one shot, the killer turns out to be charlie from habin hotel who was trapped in the statue by the gooners.She joins Cobman's group. Seeing their idol join the other side, the leftover gooners all surrender

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/08/24 (Sun) 16:24:59 №89489 [Quote]

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>>89488
Suddenly the gooner gets one shotted by demonic fire.
>ACK!
Charlie has broken out of the statue and killed the gooner, the meximutts are confused.
She walks over to the soystice squad and joins them.

>o dios mios o algo

The gooner meximutts surrender at the sight of their idol joining the other side.

Chud JMBfsV0W 09/08/24 (Sun) 16:27:24 №89490 [Quote]

>>89489
the gooner meximutts release a lot of cum

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/08/24 (Sun) 16:40:08 №89491 [Quote]

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>>89490
The gooner meximutts cum their pants at the sight of Charlie, even doe she just joined the other side.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/08/24 (Sun) 16:48:05 №89492 [Quote]

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>>89491
Wrong image

Chud 1m!5DVwk 09/08/24 (Sun) 17:19:28 №89493 [Quote]

Devin uses his troon kike black magic to teleport the gooners to therapy. Using all of his power, he detransitions and becomes a goyim in the process.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/08/24 (Sun) 18:02:04 №89494 [Quote]

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>>89493
Devin uses his kike magic to send the mexigooners to shartenburg therapy trough a portal.
One of the gooners let out a scream that perfectly cuts when the scene goes back to goonerhell.

(((Devin))) uses all his power to detransition but becomes a goyim in the process.

Chud tgBuSykN 09/08/24 (Sun) 19:31:59 №89495 [Quote]

Bump just in case

Chud CABxk3zP 09/08/24 (Sun) 19:39:25 №89496 [Quote]

>>89494
Ask Charlie where the heckin exit is. She must be familiar with the layout of this place.

Chud RajXREm8 09/08/24 (Sun) 19:40:23 №89497 [Quote]

im still waiting for marylin

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/08/24 (Sun) 20:04:13 №89498 [Quote]

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>>89496
>>89497
>do you know where the exit to this place is? we have been stuck here for what feels like an eternity
<To find the exit you must first pass 3 bibisi monuments, then you must enter the crater of mt goon, a portal should be the-

Marylin Manson drops down behind cobman and attacks him before she can finish the sentance.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/08/24 (Sun) 20:08:12 №89499 [Quote]

>>89498
Use your martial arts skills to throw Marilyn Manson over your back and pin him to the floor. Threaten him with your shotgun and ask him what he's doing here.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/08/24 (Sun) 20:25:40 №89500 [Quote]

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>>89499
You throw Marilyn Manson over your back and then pin him on the floor.
You aim your shotgun at him.
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
<get that gun out of my face and i will tell you

Chud OPjdmVUX 09/08/24 (Sun) 20:28:08 №89501 [Quote]

Get together and take a group photo for the memories and also for the 'ki

Chud WmwjPq2q 09/08/24 (Sun) 20:37:02 №89502 [Quote]

Gemmy thread

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/08/24 (Sun) 20:49:09 №89503 [Quote]

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>>89501
You get together and take a group photo for the memories, Marilyn is not so fond of it.

You can put this on the wiki

Chud cPKmr0kd 09/08/24 (Sun) 21:35:18 №89504 [Quote]

>>89503
Find a way out of goonerhell before the dimension police take notice of where you are

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/08/24 (Sun) 21:41:50 №89505 [Quote]

>>89503
could you make a version of this where king caca's face is clear or something

Chud OPjdmVUX 09/08/24 (Sun) 22:02:28 №89506 [Quote]

>>89503
Heckin incomprehensible gembo

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/08/24 (Sun) 22:02:58 №89507 [Quote]

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>>89504
You begin to walk in the direction of mt goon, Charlie leads the way.

You must get there quickly, before the dimensional police finds out and before soot is executed.

Here is a rough map of this part of goonerhell, the red line on map 2 is your journey so far.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/08/24 (Sun) 22:07:17 №89508 [Quote]

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>>89505
Here

Chud OPjdmVUX 09/08/24 (Sun) 22:09:34 №89509 [Quote]

Cobman charge up your spade power with the giant bibisis

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/08/24 (Sun) 22:36:17 №89510 [Quote]

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>>89509
After walking for ~10 hours and facing only minimal gooner resistance(semetary almost wiped out the entire gooner battallion that was in the area) you get to the second giant bibisi.

You put your hand on it and charge up your SPADE POWER ™ ® ©!
You can now throw spades at your enemies with a 3 turn cooldown.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/08/24 (Sun) 23:59:08 №89511 [Quote]

>>89510
Find a car or something

Chud OPjdmVUX 09/09/24 (Mon) 00:53:53 №89512 [Quote]

>>89510
>>89511
Build a car or boat out of dead gooncels

Chud 6Vse2E96 09/09/24 (Mon) 03:32:23 №89513 [Quote]

>>89510
Receive froot's gorilla gun from the sixth admin of the website adventure that lets you turn people into niggers

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/09/24 (Mon) 06:57:23 №89514 [Quote]

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>>89511
>>89512
>>89513
You can’t find a car, so you build this unholy abomination from gooner corpses you collected instead.
Everyone but king caca gets inside, he stands on the roof to counter any attacks on the car.

King caca recieves the gorilla gun as he is the only one not inside the car.

Chud OPjdmVUX 09/09/24 (Mon) 07:04:07 №89515 [Quote]

>>89514
Swear to reduce your personal carbon footprint by 2030, rev that baby up and start driving towards mt goon

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/09/24 (Mon) 08:01:18 №89516 [Quote]

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>>89515
You swear to reduce your carbon footprint by 2030 and then you rev up the gooncar.
It runs on gooner sharts.
You drive along the river towards mt goon, on the other side you see hordes of gooners

Also here is the current map.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/09/24 (Mon) 08:37:00 №89517 [Quote]

Its possible that i will take a break from tomorrow to friday

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/09/24 (Mon) 10:21:34 №89518 [Quote]

up

Chud 1m!5DVwk 09/09/24 (Mon) 10:32:49 №89519 [Quote]

up

Chud 1D09XaUI 09/09/24 (Mon) 10:47:12 №89520 [Quote]

>>89516
pay each gooner 1 shekel to fuel your car with 1 gallon of sharts per gooner

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/09/24 (Mon) 11:02:29 №89521 [Quote]

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>>89520
You get out of the car and shout to the gooners
>fuel my car with your sharts and i will pay you with shekels!
Almost all gooners in goonerhell know about you at this point, so they just begin shouting insults at you, but because none of them have ranged weapons they cant do anything…

Unless they manage to find a way to your side of the river…

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/09/24 (Mon) 14:05:06 №89522 [Quote]

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Chud fUrrgO4r 09/09/24 (Mon) 15:39:36 №89523 [Quote]

>>89521
use nettspend's sharts instead

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/09/24 (Mon) 15:58:49 №89524 [Quote]

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>>89523
Nettspend sharts into the goonmobile’s gas chamber, charging it with more fuel.
It was never out of fuel, it just needed some more.
The goonmobile starts glowing green and supercharges.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/09/24 (Mon) 18:15:55 №89525 [Quote]

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Chud CABxk3zP 09/09/24 (Mon) 18:24:10 №89526 [Quote]

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>>89514
>>89516
>>89521
>>89524
Here's the full gorilla gun model, if you want

Chud CABxk3zP 09/09/24 (Mon) 18:28:50 №89527 [Quote]

>>89524
Continue driving towards the next bibisi.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/09/24 (Mon) 18:31:33 №89528 [Quote]

>>89526
Thanks

Chud OPjdmVUX 09/09/24 (Mon) 18:44:21 №89529 [Quote]

>>89521
Moon the gooners from your moving car

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>>89527
You approach the second bibisi on the road to mt goon, you can see it in the distance.
In front of it there is another company of gooners, this time on your side of the river.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/09/24 (Mon) 19:21:44 №89531 [Quote]

>>89530
Try to avoid them. Also fire at them with the gorilla gun.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/09/24 (Mon) 19:51:43 №89532 [Quote]

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>>89531
You try to steer past the gooners.
King caca fires the gorilla gun into the crowd of gooners, turning about half of them into some of the most vantablack gorilla niggers you have ever seen.

>SHEEEEIIIIIT
They scream

Chud CABxk3zP 09/09/24 (Mon) 19:56:38 №89533 [Quote]

>>89532
Drive past them and hope that racism works its course.

Chud OPjdmVUX 09/09/24 (Mon) 20:00:41 №89534 [Quote]

>>89532
Yell at them that the purple gooners are systematically oppressing the nigger gooners and that black lives matter so that they infight

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>>89533
>>89534
You park your car and yell
>LISTEN UP BLACK GOONERS, THE PURPLE GOONERS HAVE BEEN OPPRESSING YOU, TIME TO FIGHT BACK, BLACK LIVES MATTER!
It’s monkey hear monkey do, so as you drive past the gooners they begin beating eachother up and slowly obliterate eachother.
Racism has worked its course.

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/09/24 (Mon) 20:27:21 №89536 [Quote]

>>89535
the cnn news squad suddenly arrives to report on the situation

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>>89536
The gooner version of the CNN news squad arrive on the scene and begin reporting.
>we are here on the scene of the violence, it appears a race war has begun between valid black gooners and racist purple oppressors!

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/09/24 (Mon) 20:54:50 №89538 [Quote]

>>89537
the gooners elect an indian womxn (root) for president

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>>89538
The news report continues.
>in other news, it is now clear that root has won the election, this is a win for freedom of gooning or something, wordswordswords

Chud CABxk3zP 09/09/24 (Mon) 21:39:51 №89540 [Quote]

>>89539
The reporter disappears underneath root's stand and hawk tuahs on that thang.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/09/24 (Mon) 21:58:38 №89541 [Quote]

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>>89540
The reporter dissapears under root’s stand and hawk tuahs on xer ”thang”.
This makes root very angry, xhe curbstomps the reporter.
The news report stops being broadcasted after this.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/09/24 (Mon) 22:06:44 №89542 [Quote]

>>89541
The party reaches the third bibisi and catches a bit of rest.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/09/24 (Mon) 22:38:45 №89543 [Quote]

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>>89542
The soystice squad reaches the third( second on the way to mt goon) giant bibisi where they will rest for a few turns.

Map shows the progress.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/09/24 (Mon) 23:10:44 №89544 [Quote]

>>89543
While everyone rests, Cobman upgrades his spade power on the bibisi.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/10/24 (Tue) 06:28:14 №89545 [Quote]

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>>89544
You want to upgrade your spade power on the bibisi, but its on the other side of the river.
How will you get to the other side?

Chud nXKfCysi 09/10/24 (Tue) 08:29:00 №89546 [Quote]

>>89545
Build a bridge from gooner corpses

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/10/24 (Tue) 09:11:09 №89547 [Quote]

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>>89546
You collect some gooner corpses and try to build a bridge from them but the corpses dissolve on contact with the substance.

Chud 1m!5DVwk 09/10/24 (Tue) 13:50:16 №89548 [Quote]

Suddenly they are ambushed by a gooner army led by root xerself. Some spadecucks can also be seen and so can be some 4cuckers. Nobody is hurt as Cobman's spade powers save them

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/10/24 (Tue) 16:23:53 №89549 [Quote]

>>89547
do an airjump by firing the shotgun while in the air or something

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/10/24 (Tue) 16:30:24 №89550 [Quote]

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>>89548
An army of not just gooners, but also spadecucks and 4cucks led by root close in on the squad from several sides.
Root says
>You better surrender or i will use my black tranx powers on you, cobman!

You activate your SPADE STRIKE!
Several superpositional spades strike the gooners that threaten your squad the most at near light speed, this obliterates the gooner squad.

Spade strike has a cooldown of 20 turns(you can still throw one spade every 3 turns)

Root orders the remaining gooners to attack, the 4cucks start shooting at you and your party.

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/10/24 (Tue) 16:39:57 №89551 [Quote]

>>89550
pull the used spades out of the gooner corpses and use them again on the 4cucks

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/10/24 (Tue) 17:20:13 №89552 [Quote]

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>>89551
You pull out the spades from the corpses.
You throw them at the 4cucks, 2 of them hit but the 3rd one misses and hits the bibisi instead.

Root screams
>KILL THAT RACIST NOOOOOOOOW!!!
The last remaining 4cuck fires his submachinegun at you and hit you in the abdomen, you are a bit wounded.

Chud e6O2NIAS 09/10/24 (Tue) 17:21:04 №89553 [Quote]

>>89552
pull root's skin off and use it as a bandage

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/10/24 (Tue) 17:27:06 №89554 [Quote]

>>89553
You must first cross the river

Chud e6O2NIAS 09/10/24 (Tue) 17:29:05 №89555 [Quote]

>>89554
crush root's bones and turn him into a raft to cross the other side

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/10/24 (Tue) 17:30:44 №89556 [Quote]

>>89555
Root IS on the other side

Chud e6O2NIAS 09/10/24 (Tue) 17:32:02 №89557 [Quote]

>>89556
ah fuk
use the shotgun to cut down the johnson and make it tip over as a log bridge

Chud cPKmr0kd 09/10/24 (Tue) 17:32:07 №89558 [Quote]

>>89552
Root chops the 'BC into a bridge so the rest of the party can cross the river.
Then do >>89553

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/10/24 (Tue) 17:33:09 №89559 [Quote]

>>89558
You mean the gooner army right?

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/10/24 (Tue) 18:05:35 №89560 [Quote]

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>>89557
>>89558
You try to cut down the bibisi with your shotgun, but almost nothing happens when you shoot it.

Root orders a squad of gooners to chop down the bibisi so the gooner army can cross to your side of the river, they arrive and cut it down.

You want to pull off root’s skin and use it as bandage but there are too many gooners coming your way.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/10/24 (Tue) 18:55:31 №89561 [Quote]

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Chud fUrrgO4r 09/10/24 (Tue) 18:58:19 №89562 [Quote]

>>89560
charlie calls other characters from hazbin hotel for help

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/10/24 (Tue) 19:09:54 №89563 [Quote]

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>>89562
>guys, you can join the battle now!
Angel dust and vox from hazbin hotel appear in a blinding flash of light(im fucking sorry)

Meanwhile, the gooner army begins crossing the bibisi bridge.

Chud cPKmr0kd 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:14:48 №89564 [Quote]

>>89563
The dimensional police shows up because of the Hazbin Hotel characters

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:16:01 №89565 [Quote]

>>89563
a tv man from skibidi toilet shows up and asks that one hazbin hotel guy why he looks like a tv man

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:50:27 №89566 [Quote]

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>>89564
>>89565
A tv man teleports in.
>?nam vt a uoy erA

Suddenly, the dimensional police led by cyberfloyd decend from the sky becuse of the many dimension hoppers, the gooners freeze in shock.

Cyberfloyd says
>yall niggas must return to your own dimensions

Chud !fFRNccd 09/10/24 (Tue) 21:00:59 №89567 [Quote]

>>89566
Blame Root and the gaggle of gooners for the incident and pray to science that he is convinced

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/10/24 (Tue) 21:10:30 №89568 [Quote]

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>>89567
>it’s root and the gooner’s fault all of this happened, they are the ones who forced us to unite
Cyberfloyd flies down to you
>you betta give me a betta reason for them crackas being here and sheit

What do you tell him?

Chud 4RlUHprJ 09/10/24 (Tue) 21:13:23 №89569 [Quote]

>>89568
Cyber-Derek chauvin appears and attacks cyberfloid.
you say to cyberfloyd beforehand that they niggers are trying to use the goon cave to create bibisi weapon to destroy white race.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/10/24 (Tue) 21:46:00 №89570 [Quote]

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>>89569
>those niggers are trying to create a bibisi weapon that can destroy the white race!
<HARD R DETECTED, INITIATING RACIAL PROTECTION
He aims his rocket launcher at you..

Then Cyber chauvin appears and knocks him back.
>long time no see, jiggaboo

Chud CABxk3zP 09/10/24 (Tue) 21:51:20 №89571 [Quote]

>>89570
Cyberfloyd fires the rocket at Cyberchauvin.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/10/24 (Tue) 22:08:31 №89572 [Quote]

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>>89571
Cyberfloyd fires his rocket launcher at Cyberchauvin but because of Chauvin’s superior armor it is very ineffective.
>i see you haven’t changed, floyd

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/10/24 (Tue) 22:09:16 №89573 [Quote]

>>89572
BLM arrives on the scene

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/10/24 (Tue) 22:10:50 №89574 [Quote]

>>89573
This is starting to get overcrowded

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/10/24 (Tue) 22:11:37 №89575 [Quote]

>>89573
I will still do it but i wont accept more characters arriving in this scene

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/10/24 (Tue) 22:18:00 №89576 [Quote]

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>>89573
2 members of the BLM movement arrive on the scene.
>oh my scieeeeeence, is that George floyd? AS A CYBORG???
<nigga this is nuts!

Chud cPKmr0kd 09/10/24 (Tue) 22:19:48 №89577 [Quote]

>>89576
The scene is filled with so many characters (most from different dimensions) that a dimensional rift opens back to the main universe. Another rift also opens that leads to niggerhell. Both rifts are identical so there's no telling which is which.

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/10/24 (Tue) 22:19:51 №89578 [Quote]

>>89576
chauin blasts floyd with his hyperborean laser wich makes the BLM niggas very mad

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/10/24 (Tue) 22:39:24 №89579 [Quote]

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>>89578
>>89577
Chauvin fires his hyperborean eye laser at Floyd.
The BLM niggas get really pissed off.
>THIS IS SYSTEMATIC RACISM!!!!

The clusterfuck causes reality itself to deteriorate, two dimensional rifts appear, one leads back to shartenburg and the other leads to niggerhell.

What riff do you choose?

Chud CABxk3zP 09/10/24 (Tue) 22:54:22 №89580 [Quote]

>>89579
Choose neither but push the BLM activists down the right one and see what happens.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/10/24 (Tue) 22:55:54 №89581 [Quote]

>>89580
Actually push both of them through both rifts to expand the scientific method and send at least one of them to niggerhell.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/10/24 (Tue) 23:09:41 №89582 [Quote]

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>>89581
Chauvin pushes the BLM activists into the rifts, one goes to shartenburg and the other one goes to niggerhell.

They dissapear into the rifts, this does not confirm wich rift goes to shartenburg and wich goes to niggerhell.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/10/24 (Tue) 23:11:53 №89583 [Quote]

>>89582
I have no idea what i did to nettspend’s face

Chud CABxk3zP 09/10/24 (Tue) 23:19:23 №89584 [Quote]

>>89582
Try to grapple both of them back into goonerhell.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/10/24 (Tue) 23:29:11 №89585 [Quote]

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>>89584
Cobman uses his grappling hooks to grapple them back into goonerhell so that you can know what rift leads into shartenburg.
>NIGGA WHAT WAS THAT?
The nigger says

Chud CABxk3zP 09/10/24 (Tue) 23:30:05 №89586 [Quote]

>>89585
Interrogate the nigger

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/10/24 (Tue) 23:42:57 №89587 [Quote]

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>>89586
You interrogate the BLM nigger.
>What did you see?
<ayo nigga i think i was in hell for like a second

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/10/24 (Tue) 23:45:34 №89588 [Quote]

>>89587
Also, floyd and chauvin autofight in the background

Chud CABxk3zP 09/11/24 (Wed) 00:00:05 №89589 [Quote]

>>89587
Trust that even a nigger knows what hell looks like. Post a "free 'p" sign next to the right portal then drive thru the left portal.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/11/24 (Wed) 09:00:27 №89590 [Quote]

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>>89589
You post a sing with the inscription ”free ’p next to the right portal to make the gooners go there.
All soystice squad members enter the car and then they drive into the portal…

You come out of the portal, you find yourself in front of the shartenburg capitol and the sootspire.

Chud ERJQKHWi 09/11/24 (Wed) 09:42:29 №89591 [Quote]

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>>89590
Then this giant nigger come

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/11/24 (Wed) 10:05:08 №89592 [Quote]

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>>89591
A massive colorjak appears, it stares at your car.
>cacapoopoosoot?

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/11/24 (Wed) 12:54:43 №89593 [Quote]

Im taking a break for tomorrow and friday, i will possibly also take a break today

Chud hdwW6AaO 09/11/24 (Wed) 13:03:05 №89594 [Quote]

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coach z appears, he attacks the massive colorjak

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/11/24 (Wed) 14:45:33 №89595 [Quote]

Im taking a break from the thread for today, tomorrow and most likely friday.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/13/24 (Fri) 13:55:59 №89596 [Quote]

Rest has ended, im back

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Meanwhile at Goon Gang HQ, all preparations for the execution of soot are complete.
The goonclown has moved Soot from the dead cracker storage into a huge underground chamber under the hq, it is here soot will be executed in just a few hours.
Soot is being placed in the bibisi, where it is planned that he will die…

The soystice squad do not know that the execution is so close…

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/13/24 (Fri) 17:04:47 №89599 [Quote]

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Chud vADBhjSR 09/13/24 (Fri) 17:07:40 №89600 [Quote]

>>89598
can chudjak get in there using a agarthan portal and shoow the gooners with his ar15

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/13/24 (Fri) 17:42:02 №89601 [Quote]

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>>89600
Soot is placed in the bibisi execution device(execution is some hours away).

Then a portal is opened, probably by the dimensional police.
Chudjak steps out of the portal and starts running at the gooners while gunning
>DIE KIKES DIEEEEE!!!!
He misses all his shots because he is a worthless johnsoncel.

The weapon that is attached to the roof fires at the chud, obliterating him.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/13/24 (Fri) 19:27:18 №89602 [Quote]

Bvmp…

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/13/24 (Fri) 20:59:19 №89603 [Quote]

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Bvmp……

Chud 767N4!Cr 09/13/24 (Fri) 21:06:41 №89604 [Quote]

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The mystical spirit of brenton tarrant reanimates chud back to life in a aryan form or something

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/13/24 (Fri) 21:28:12 №89605 [Quote]

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>>89604
The spirit of brenton tarrant tries to reanimate chud back but can’t because there is nothing left of him to reanimate

He fades away into the aryan 1488th dimension.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 04:28:51 №89606 [Quote]

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Chud LUkJNJQN 09/14/24 (Sat) 05:32:15 №89607 [Quote]

>>89592
Befriend it and drive towards Goon hq

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 09:24:58 №89608 [Quote]

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>>89607
You succeed to get the colorjak to join your team, the soystice squad is now completed, no more members are allowed.

You drive into goon gang territory and towards the hq while the colorjak follows your car.

Chud hbWpS4s9 09/14/24 (Sat) 09:36:23 №89609 [Quote]

>>89608
A security guard from goon HQ shoots your car window and 2 colorjaks, killing them

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 10:38:40 №89610 [Quote]

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>>89609
As you approach the goon gang HQ a security guard with a sniper takes aim at the car.

He first shoots at your cara window and it cracks a bit.
Then he shoots at the colorjak and hits it in between the eyes, it thankfully survives due to its ColorGOD durability
>POOPOOOOOOO!!!!

Chud QMKkpkvb 09/14/24 (Sat) 10:42:28 №89611 [Quote]

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making an adventure thread while larping as a real woman

NOW THAT U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR U WILL DIE IN THE NEXT 4 MINS….. MY NAME IS DAVID…IM 3 YEARS OLD…..MY DAD SHOVED PENCIL LEADS UP MY ASS MY MOM BEATS MY WITH A KNIFE 50 TIME A DAY,ONE OF MY EYES R MISSING THE OTHER IS BLEEDING MY DAD LOCKES ME IN THE BASMMENT WITH NO WINDOWS NO AIR NO LIGHT AND THE ROOF IS ALWAYS LEKING THEY ONLY GIVE ME TOLITE WATER AND BREAD CRUST,COPY AND PASTE THIS TO 50 OTHER THREADS IN 15 MINS OR U WILL WAKE UP AT EXACKLY 1:00AM SEEING A LITTLE BOY AT THE END OF THE BED WITH A BIG KITCHEN KNIFE. PPL I HAVE KILLED: SUMMER: ONLY DID 15 BEFORE HER BEDTIME , NEXT MORNING SHE WAS FOUND WITH A DEEP CUT ON HER NECK U SOULD HAVE SAW IT IN THE NEWS IN 1987 ANDREW: HE THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE,NOW HES HISTORY.HE DIED A SLOW AND PAINFULL DEATH.ON TV IN 1979 RACHELLE: ONLY READ HALF OF THIS AND DIDNT EVEN DO WHAT I TOLD HER NEXED MORNING THE PARENTS FOUND HER HAGING IN HER CLOSET, THERE WAS A LOT OF KNIFE MARKS ON HER BODY,ON THE RADIO 1947WARNING! There once was a soyjak, a soyjak that always forgot to take his meds. Now, he's been set free and is roaming this website looking for his new victims. If you have seen this thread, you must immedietally respond with "Spare me feraljak", and then copy and paste this into a new thread along with pic related, or else your mother will die in her sleep.
No immunities work, including the immunity dog.>NOW THAT U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR U WILL DIE IN THE NEXT 4 MINS….. MY NAME IS DAVID…IM 3 YEARS OLD…..MY DAD SHOVED PENCIL LEADS UP MY ASS MY MOM BEATS MY WITH A KNIFE 50 TIME A DAY,ONE OF MY EYES R MISSING THE OTHER IS BLEEDING MY DAD LOCKES ME IN THE BASMMENT WITH NO WINDOWS NO AIR NO LIGHT AND THE ROOF IS ALWAYS LEKING THEY ONLY GIVE ME TOLITE WATER AND BREAD CRUST,COPY AND PASTE THIS TO 50 OTHER THREADS IN 15 MINS OR U WILL WAKE UP AT EXACKLY 1:00AM SEEING A LITTLE BOY AT THE END OF THE BED WITH A BIG KITCHEN KNIFE. PPL I HAVE KILLED: SUMMER: ONLY DID 15 BEFORE HER BEDTIME , NEXT MORNING SHE WAS FOUND WITH A DEEP CUT ON HER NECK U SOULD HAVE SAW IT IN THE NEWS IN 1987 ANDREW: HE THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE,NOW HES HISTORY.HE DIED A SLOW AND PAINFULL DEATH.ON TV IN 1979 RACHELLE: ONLY READ HALF OF THIS AND DIDNT EVEN DO WHAT I TOLD HER NEXED MORNING THE PARENTS FOUND HER HAGING IN HER CLOSET, THERE WAS A LOT OF KNIFE MARKS ON HER BODY,ON THE RADIO 1947WARNING!

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 10:49:53 №89612 [Quote]

>>89611
Nigga…

Chud x755wET5 09/14/24 (Sat) 10:56:51 №89613 [Quote]

The Goon Gang, once a small criminal network, has evolved into a militia that has taken control of a large chunk of the city. As the city entered a dark age, it needed a hero, and it got one, COBMAN! NOW THAT U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR U WILL DIE IN THE NEXT 4 MINS….. MY NAME IS DAVID…IM 3 YEARS OLD…..MY DAD SHOVED PENCIL LEADS UP MY ASS MY MOM BEATS MY WITH A KNIFE 50 TIME A DAY,ONE OF MY EYES R MISSING THE OTHER IS BLEEDING MY DAD LOCKES ME IN THE BASMMENT WITH NO WINDOWS NO AIR NO LIGHT AND THE ROOF IS ALWAYS LEKING THEY ONLY GIVE ME TOLITE WATER AND BREAD CRUST,COPY AND PASTE THIS TO 50 OTHER THREADS IN 15 MINS OR U WILL WAKE UP AT EXACKLY 1:00AM SEEING A LITTLE BOY AT THE END OF THE BED WITH A BIG KITCHEN KNIFE. PPL I HAVE KILLED: SUMMER: ONLY DID 15 BEFORE HER BEDTIME , NEXT MORNING SHE WAS FOUND WITH A DEEP CUT ON HER NECK U SOULD HAVE SAW IT IN THE NEWS IN 1987 ANDREW: HE THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE,NOW HES HISTORY.HE DIED A SLOW AND PAINFULL DEATH.ON TV IN 1979 RACHELLE: ONLY READ HALF OF THIS AND DIDNT EVEN DO WHAT I TOLD HER NEXED MORNING THE PARENTS FOUND HER HAGING IN HER CLOSET, THERE WAS A LOT OF KNIFE MARKS ON HER BODY,ON THE RADIO 1947

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/14/24 (Sat) 11:27:29 №89614 [Quote]

>>89610
shoot him with the gorilla gun

Chud d70HVSVK 09/14/24 (Sat) 11:29:35 №89615 [Quote]

the sixth admin of the website says he hears cattle farts when somebody forces a toddler show and Belial's voice.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 11:55:34 №89616 [Quote]

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>>89614
King caca fires the gorilla gun in the direction of the sniper but it does not have enough range.

The sniper will shoot again in 2 turns.

>>89615
Wrong adventure thread

Chud ERJQKHWi 09/14/24 (Sat) 11:57:57 №89617 [Quote]

>>89616
Cobman teleport behind the gooner and kill him

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 12:41:05 №89618 [Quote]

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>>89617
You use your powers to teleport behind the security guard before he can shoot again.
>nigga wha-
You shoot him several times until his head completely blows up.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 12:41:42 №89619 [Quote]

>>89618
This power can’t be used for another 20 turns

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/14/24 (Sat) 12:43:22 №89620 [Quote]

>>89618
go back to the car

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 12:56:47 №89621 [Quote]

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>>89620
You use the grappling hook to swing down from the roof of the goon gang HQ since you can’t use teleport for 20 turns.

You go back to the car, it takes a while.
You enter the car and prepare to drive it to the door of the goon gang HQ.

The final battle is near.

Chud ERJQKHWi 09/14/24 (Sat) 12:58:42 №89622 [Quote]

>>89621
Fnf pedo revive the first gooner and he become the "goonman"

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 13:11:44 №89623 [Quote]

>>89622
Do you mean the one in the ice cream truck?

Chud ERJQKHWi 09/14/24 (Sat) 13:15:38 №89624 [Quote]

>>89623
Yes he the first gooner that die

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 13:40:04 №89625 [Quote]

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>>89622
Fnf pedo who is goonclown’s right hand man has managed to revive the first gooner that died in the adventure after experimenting on him for days. He is now the goonman.

Fnf pedo says to goonman
>mi creación, cobman and his squad has arrived at the gates of the HQ, prepare to defend the execution room

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/14/24 (Sat) 13:56:23 №89626 [Quote]

drive into goon gang HQ like a boss

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 14:37:05 №89627 [Quote]

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>>89626
You drive the car straight into the gate of goon gang HQ like a boss.
The gate doors are slammed open and the car goes into the first room while colorjak follows.

You are met by a hail of bullets as dozens of gooners shoot at your car.

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/14/24 (Sat) 14:43:54 №89628 [Quote]

>>89627
the bullets break the window and they start shooting at colorjak, heavily injuring him

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 15:08:01 №89629 [Quote]

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>>89628
The gooners shoot at the cars windows.
They completely shatter, cobman is now exposed.

The gooners start shooting at colorjak, he gets severely injured near the eye.

HOW the HELL do you stop this from becoming a disaster?

Chud UjgWYC4! 09/14/24 (Sat) 15:16:08 №89630 [Quote]

>>89629
In a surprise twist, a jartycuck named 'Jartyman' and 2 swedes ambush the gooners and kill xhem.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 15:57:48 №89631 [Quote]

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>>89630
Another hero group arrives to save the day, it’s jartyman and the swedes!
(They are allies but can’t permanently join soystice squad because the member limit has been reached)

>itz jardee time!
They jump out of a window and quickly dispatch of 3 gooners.
Cobman says
>Thank you, i guess

More gooners begin shooting from offscreen, there are lots of them in the room.

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/14/24 (Sat) 16:02:04 №89632 [Quote]

>>89631
you get out of your car, suddenly, a hatch on the roof opens, and someone jumps out of it, it's… MAGICIAN FLOYD!

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 16:09:34 №89633 [Quote]

>>89632
Last new character of the thread. Its beginning to get overcrowded and i dont want to repeat the goonerhell clusterfuck

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/14/24 (Sat) 16:10:41 №89634 [Quote]

>>89633
please… just a few more? i've waited to do this… please my nigga…

Chud UjgWYC4! 09/14/24 (Sat) 16:10:50 №89635 [Quote]

>>89633
you should, geg

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 16:11:58 №89636 [Quote]

>>89634
On the next scenes, i will make them bigger to fit more characters

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/14/24 (Sat) 16:12:47 №89637 [Quote]

>>89636
thanks my nigga

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 16:14:03 №89638 [Quote]

There are 7 people in the car that will now exit, just so you know.

Chud 6Vse2E96 09/14/24 (Sat) 16:14:45 №89639 [Quote]

>>89632
He dies instanly because he can't breathe

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/14/24 (Sat) 16:15:04 №89640 [Quote]

>>89638
oh raisin, didn't know that… well ok than, i hope floyd has a chance to actually do something

Chud UjgWYC4! 09/14/24 (Sat) 16:15:16 №89641 [Quote]

>>89631
Jartyman generates a Soylent Gun and you follow him to the johnson while killing more gooners on the way.

Chud UjgWYC4! 09/14/24 (Sat) 16:15:57 №89642 [Quote]

>>89641
*Bibisi

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 16:18:07 №89643 [Quote]

>>89641
The bibisi is in goonerhell, also going to goonerhell again is pointless, the only reason you were there was to get into the hq

Chud UjgWYC4! 09/14/24 (Sat) 16:18:45 №89644 [Quote]

>>89643
I mean the Bibisi weapon being used to kill soot

Chud SrrvIKIr 09/14/24 (Sat) 16:19:26 №89645 [Quote]

gemmy thread

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 17:14:40 №89646 [Quote]

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>>89632
>>89641
Jartyman generates a soylent gun and all the soystice squad members exit the car.
They fight their way trough the gooner hordes while jartyman and cobman leads the way.

You enter the next room and even more gooners face you.
Just as they are about the shoot, a hatch in the roof opens and magician floyd jumps out.
>sheit just anotha day in da hood

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/14/24 (Sat) 17:17:02 №89647 [Quote]

>>89646
jartyman and the swedes will be fighting against the gooners, while you and the gang are going to face off against magician floyd

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 17:49:12 №89648 [Quote]

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>>89647
Jartyman and the swedes charge at the gooners, jartyman shoots his soylent gun at the gooners.
The gooners open fire and one of the swedes get severely injured.

Magician floyd rises into the air and charges up an attack.

>you ain’t know nothing bout my powah!

Magician floyd is a miniboss, you must defeat him in order to get to the elevator that leads down to the execution room.

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/14/24 (Sat) 17:53:25 №89649 [Quote]

>>89648
floyd shoots a fireball at you, you and baba manage to dodge it, the fireball hit's the ground and blows up, the 'plier gets badly burnt, but is still alive

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 18:23:52 №89650 [Quote]

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>>89649
Magician floyd shoots a fireball at you.
You and king caca dodge it and the fireball hits the ground and blows up right in devin’s face.

>OOOOYYYYYYY!!!
He screams.
He gets badly burnt but is still alive.

Floyd taunts you
>aint you niggas gon do some raisin? Why you just standin there, yall wanna die?

Meanwhile, the swedes and jartyman push back the gooners.

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/14/24 (Sat) 18:27:09 №89651 [Quote]

>>89650
you shoot him with your shotgun, he blocks most of the bullets with his magic shield, but a few still hit him

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 18:38:27 №89652 [Quote]

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>>89651
You fire your shotgun at floyd, he summons a magic sheild that blocks most of the bullets, but some do hit him and deal about 10% damage to him.

Chud oPD8VXkH 09/14/24 (Sat) 18:40:18 №89653 [Quote]

>>89652
you shoot him with your shotgun again twice

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 19:06:54 №89654 [Quote]

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>>89653
You shoot floyd again twice, but his sheild blocks it.
>why you crackas so stoopid?
Floyd begins charging up, lightning shoots out of him, it hits colorjak and wounds him even more.
>YALL FINNA DIE CRACKAS, AHAHH… AHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!
He is about to do something big, you must do something…

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/14/24 (Sat) 19:09:12 №89655 [Quote]

>>89654
floyd gets mad and smashes into the ground, causing your team to topple over, but come back up shortly after, floyd cast's an african voodoo lust spell on you and king baba, which makes you have hot steamy gay sex, making you unable to fight

Chud UjgWYC4! 09/14/24 (Sat) 19:24:47 №89656 [Quote]

>>89654
^Nigger above me is thrown at magician floyd (Lightspeed btw) and breaks floyd's shield, killing them both.

Chud UjgWYC4! 09/14/24 (Sat) 19:29:12 №89657 [Quote]

>>89654
Also Cobman screams:
>TOTAL NIGGER DEATH!
Giving him 500% Power, Speed and Health

Chud UjgWYC4! 09/14/24 (Sat) 19:34:35 №89658 [Quote]

>>89657
He realises that Jartyman is a nigger and then says:
>PARTIAL NIGGER DEATH!
Giving him an extra 250% Power, Speed and Health;
floyd's neo-vagina leaks as he dies.

Chud UjgWYC4! 09/14/24 (Sat) 19:36:00 №89659 [Quote]

>It's just getting started…

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 20:06:43 №89660 [Quote]

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>>89655
>>89656
>>89657
>>89658
Floyd smashes into the ground, knocking the soystice squad over. They come back up shortly after.
Floyd prepares to cast a lust spell.

>DIS ENDS NOW CR-

The dimensional police throw a user id at Floyd at lightspeed, crushing him(everything thats completely bonkers happens because of the dimensional police because it just does ok).

Floyd leaks and says
>i…cant..breathe….
Before dying.

You scream
>TOTAL NIGGER DEATH!
And you get a power, health and speed boost.

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/14/24 (Sat) 20:08:12 №89661 [Quote]

>>89660
while floyd was distracted by your hot gay sex, charlie launches a fire attack at floyd, causing a lot of damage, but doesn't kill him, his clothes and hat burn off, revealing his giant black johnson

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/14/24 (Sat) 20:08:44 №89662 [Quote]

>>89661
WTF NOOOOOO

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/14/24 (Sat) 20:08:56 №89663 [Quote]

>>89662
AAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKK

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/14/24 (Sat) 20:10:18 №89664 [Quote]

well nevermind, fuck this, some random nigger ruined it because xhe thought it was funny, im going to sleep now, see you later niggas

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 20:11:22 №89665 [Quote]

>>89664
On the bright side, floyd did more damage to your squad than any other boss

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 20:20:34 №89666 [Quote]

>>89660
This is the only time i will allow something like this to happen btw

Chud UjgWYC4! 09/14/24 (Sat) 20:21:13 №89667 [Quote]

>>89660
You run to the execution room as fast as possible. However, once you get there, it turns out the execution device was destroyed by Jartyman and the Swedes (he knows how to create guided User ID missles from thin air, BECAUSE HE JUST KNOWS OKAY?!) who, with soot, are fighting the fnf pedo over who can goon to soytan the most. on the bright side, Baby Swede is reunited with the 2 adult swedes (They are a couple if u don't know).
Also Feraljak appears, forcing a revived Chud to take his meds.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 20:22:10 №89668 [Quote]

>>89667
Too much

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 20:23:57 №89669 [Quote]

>>89667
Only half of this will become reality, this is the final battle and its supposed to be challenging

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/14/24 (Sat) 20:24:16 №89670 [Quote]

>>89665
>>89666
alright, thanks i guess…

Chud UjgWYC4! 09/14/24 (Sat) 20:24:29 №89671 [Quote]

>>89668
>>89669
Okay. Jartyman betrays Cobman and ingests the Bibisi of FNF pedo, becoming THE WARSAW RAPIST.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 21:04:04 №89672 [Quote]

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>>89671
You enter the room where the elevator that leads down to the execution chamber is.
The swedes lay dead on the floor, they have been killed by jartyman…
Jartyman has betrayed you, infact he was never on your side, he was a double agent…

He ingests the bibisi of FNF pedo, he begins transforming into the most vantablack thing you have ever seen, THE WARSAW RAPIST!

Another mini boss fight begins right after the last one ended…

Chud UjgWYC4! 09/14/24 (Sat) 21:04:25 №89673 [Quote]

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>WOW! THIS IS LIKE MUH TRANIME PLOT ARMORINO MOMENTS!!!

Chud UjgWYC4! 09/14/24 (Sat) 21:06:04 №89674 [Quote]

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>SO KINO, SO HECKING UNEXPECTED!!

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 21:08:20 №89675 [Quote]

>>89672
Also fnf pedo escaped down the elevator

Chud cPKmr0kd 09/14/24 (Sat) 21:09:00 №89676 [Quote]

>>89675
and troons out

Chud UjgWYC4! 09/14/24 (Sat) 21:10:18 №89677 [Quote]

>>89672
Warsaw Rapist teleports behind Charlie, his Bibisi so strong that the cum explodes through the victim's stomach. He swipes at Cobman with his nigger fists.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 21:17:36 №89678 [Quote]

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>>89676
While going down the elevator, fnf pedo randomly troons out.

Chud UjgWYC4! 09/14/24 (Sat) 21:18:47 №89679 [Quote]

>>89678
he then ACKs ximself

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 21:32:13 №89680 [Quote]

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>>89677
Warsaw rapist teleports behind Charlie and puts his bibisi inside of her, he cums so hard that her stomach explodes, this immobilizes and almost kills her.

>GOOOOOOON!!!!!
He swipes at cobman but misses.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 21:36:36 №89681 [Quote]

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>>89679
FNF pedo ACKs ximself inside of the elevator, this means one less enemy in the final battle.

Chud vADBhjSR 09/14/24 (Sat) 21:47:04 №89682 [Quote]

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>>89680
chikeen and bober kurwaaa enter the room and try to convince warsaw rapist to stop being a raisinskin polock nigger and help cobman so he could redeem ximself

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/14/24 (Sat) 22:03:10 №89683 [Quote]

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>>89682
Cheekeen and bober enter the room and try to convince warsaw rapist to stop being a poolack nigger and help cobman.

>oh please, glorious rapist, you are needed to save soot
Cheekeen says.

>let me think about it…

Chud vADBhjSR 09/14/24 (Sat) 22:13:03 №89684 [Quote]

>>89683
bober pulls out a pierogi thats laced with hyperborean aryan cum that will turn warsaw rapist white if he consumes it or something o algo

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/15/24 (Sun) 04:40:27 №89685 [Quote]

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>>89684
Bober pulls out a pierogi with aryan cum on it, it will turn warsaw rapist white if he eats it.
>i ye wants it
>kuuuurwa bober

Chud ERJQKHWi 09/15/24 (Sun) 04:55:28 №89686 [Quote]

>>89685
Then warsaw rapist eat pierogi and he explode

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/15/24 (Sun) 08:18:54 №89687 [Quote]

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>>89686
Bober throws the pierogi to warsaw rapist, he eats it and turns white, but in the process his stomach explodes and he loses 30% of his health.

Chud 6Vse2E96 09/15/24 (Sun) 08:32:24 №89688 [Quote]

>>89687
He mutates into a super aryan creature monster or whatever

Chud UjgWYC4! 09/15/24 (Sun) 08:36:23 №89689 [Quote]

>>89687
Bober eats the window and spits it at big colourjak

Chud UjgWYC4! 09/15/24 (Sun) 08:37:02 №89690 [Quote]

*elevator window

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/15/24 (Sun) 09:04:28 №89691 [Quote]

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>>89688
>>89689
Warsaw rapist mutates further and turns into an aryan supersoldier, he regains some health.

Bober eats a piece of the elevator door and spits it at colorjak, some pieces of it pierce his skin and get stuck.
>CACAPOOOOOOOO!!!!!
If it continues like this, colorjak may not survive.

Warsaw rapist fires 3 beams from his aryan tentacles and you, you get wounded.

Chud y!8WewBC 09/15/24 (Sun) 09:06:45 №89692 [Quote]

>>89691
The Warsaw rapist guy was a doll era scat spammer

Chud ERJQKHWi 09/15/24 (Sun) 09:09:00 №89693 [Quote]

>>89691
Cobman tell Bober to stop

Chud WAGz5AZH 09/15/24 (Sun) 09:10:38 №89694 [Quote]

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is it a bird? is it a plane? NO. it's STOID!!!! TRALALA

Chud UjgWYC4! 09/15/24 (Sun) 09:13:01 №89695 [Quote]

>>89694
Gassy, go tell this nu variant to fuck off.

Chud WAGz5AZH 09/15/24 (Sun) 09:15:08 №89696 [Quote]

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>>89695
im sorry.. what was that?

Chud UjgWYC4! 09/15/24 (Sun) 09:17:16 №89697 [Quote]

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>>89696
>REEE MY raisinTY RETARDED NU VARIANT THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT IS ARYAN!!!

Chud WAGz5AZH 09/15/24 (Sun) 09:19:58 №89698 [Quote]

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>>89697
wow buddy you sound retarded, maybe take a chill pill?

Chud UjgWYC4! 09/15/24 (Sun) 09:21:35 №89699 [Quote]

>>89698
ok dude, but just remember not to derail the thread again. Promise?

Chud WAGz5AZH 09/15/24 (Sun) 09:23:40 №89700 [Quote]

>>89699
yeah yeah ofc
anyways stoidjak gets in there and says xis signature catchphrase "it's stoidin time" and swiftly kills the warsaw rapist

Chud UjgWYC4! 09/15/24 (Sun) 09:25:15 №89701 [Quote]

>>89700
your still derailing the thread by making your nu variant unreasonably overpowered, Also he's trans btw

Chud WAGz5AZH 09/15/24 (Sun) 09:26:24 №89702 [Quote]

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>>89701
*you're

Chud UjgWYC4! 09/15/24 (Sun) 09:27:26 №89703 [Quote]

>>89702
FUCK, I'M ESL ON THIS FUCKING IMAGEBOARD AND I CAN"T DO raisin ABOUT IT!

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/15/24 (Sun) 09:28:10 №89704 [Quote]

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>>89693
>stop, you are supposed to be on my side!
<sorry, i wuz juzt doing the hawk tuah and spat on that thang o kurwa
Bober stops.

>>89692
Idk if this is a prompt or not

Chud y!8WewBC 09/15/24 (Sun) 09:42:16 №89705 [Quote]

>>89704
Just context

Chud UjgWYC4! 09/15/24 (Sun) 09:54:28 №89706 [Quote]

>>89704
King caca and Cobman jump down the elevator

Chud UjgWYC4! 09/15/24 (Sun) 09:55:03 №89707 [Quote]

>>89704
But Warsaw rapist grabs Cobman and begins to choke him.

Chud y!8WewBC 09/15/24 (Sun) 09:57:36 №89708 [Quote]

>>89704
Bober and cheken reveal that they are Ded cord agents

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/15/24 (Sun) 10:06:05 №89709 [Quote]

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>>89706
>>89707
>>89708
King caca and cobman jump into the elevator, but warsaw rapist grabs cobman and starts choking him.
>Thiz is ze end for you, do widzenia
Cobman’s vision begins to narrow as he struggles to breathe.

Cheeken says
>cluck cluck, cobman! We were on the gooner’s side this whole time, any last words?

Chud UjgWYC4! 09/15/24 (Sun) 10:26:03 №89710 [Quote]

>>89709
Warsaw rapist is slowly turning back to normal, but grips harder and harder on Cobman, not realising that the big colourjak is healing from its wounds and is getting ready for a big attack.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/15/24 (Sun) 11:04:12 №89711 [Quote]

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>>89710
The effect of the pierogi begins to subside and warsaw rapist slowly starts turning back to normal, but he grips harder and harder on Cobman with his remaining aryan powers.
>pożegnanie, cobman!

Meanwhile, the colorjak has healed a bit, its eyes begin to glow as it charges up a big attack.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/15/24 (Sun) 11:09:12 №89712 [Quote]

wtf happened

Chud CABxk3zP 09/15/24 (Sun) 11:11:45 №89713 [Quote]

>>89711
Teleport out of warsaw rapist's clutches then blast the traitor Cheeken into feathers.

Chud UjgWYC4! 09/15/24 (Sun) 11:18:27 №89714 [Quote]

>>89711
Colourjak shoots an Autistic Rainbow Beam that slices the Warsaw Rapist's Legs off.

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>>89713
>>89714
You teleport out of warsaw rapist’s clutches(you can’t use it again for 20 turns)
You blast cheeken into feathers with your shotgun.

>POOOPOOOOSOOOOOT!!!!!!!!
Colorjak shoots autistic rainbow beams ™ at warsaw rapist’s legs, slicing them off and draining his health to 50%

Chud UjgWYC4! 09/15/24 (Sun) 12:02:32 №89716 [Quote]

>>89715
Warsaw rapist loses his aryan powers and becomes vantablack again. King caca throws bober into the Colorjak lazer.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/15/24 (Sun) 12:44:11 №89717 [Quote]

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>>89716
Warsaw rapist fully loses his aryan powers and turns back into his normal vantablack form.

King caca lifts up bober with his staff and throws him at colorjak, who shoots his lasers at him.
>KUUUURRRWWW-ACK!

Bober gets completely disintigrated.

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/15/24 (Sun) 13:21:49 №89718 [Quote]

>>89717
cobman blasts warsaw rapist's head off

Chud vADBhjSR 09/15/24 (Sun) 13:37:30 №89719 [Quote]

>>89717
ghost of the previously killed chud appears and posseses swede and helps cobman fight the warsaw rapist

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/15/24 (Sun) 14:01:23 №89720 [Quote]

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>>89718
>>89719
You fire your shotgun at warsaw rapist’s head, it takes a few shots but after that his head gets blasted off his body.

BOSS DEFEATED

The ghost of the chud that got killed in the execution room phases trough the wall and posseses the baby swede, this makes baby swede a lot stronger and he is no longer completely useless.

Also Charlie died some turns ago because of her injuries and the fact that the rest of the squad stood on her body the entire fight.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/15/24 (Sun) 14:02:01 №89721 [Quote]

Had to remake it 5 times award

Chud vADBhjSR 09/15/24 (Sun) 14:04:31 №89722 [Quote]

>>89721

where does the cobgang go now

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/15/24 (Sun) 14:10:57 №89723 [Quote]

>>89722
Its pretty obvious

Chud S6ULcLHu 09/15/24 (Sun) 14:11:55 №89724 [Quote]

>>89723
to hell

Chud vADBhjSR 09/15/24 (Sun) 14:12:48 №89725 [Quote]

>>89723
lets go to le heckin elevator to save soot now

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/15/24 (Sun) 14:52:54 №89726 [Quote]

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>>89725
All of the soystice squad exept for colorjak, because he is too big, enter the elevator.

You take it down to the bottom floor.

The door opens and you are now in the execution chamber…

Goonclown, Root and Goonman stand on the platform, 2 gooner leaders in one spot and their strongest soldier on their side.

>giggly goo! We have been waiting for you, cobman…
Goonclown says.

>you wont get away this time!
Root says.

>im gonna kill this nigga!
Goonman yells.

EXECUTION OF SOOT IS IN 10 TURNS!

This is it, this IS the final battle and the last chance to save soot.

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/15/24 (Sun) 14:56:26 №89727 [Quote]

>>89726
use the spade attack at the gooners and 4cucks

Chud CABxk3zP 09/15/24 (Sun) 14:56:39 №89728 [Quote]

>>89726
King Caca erects a shield while Cobman orders Devin to fetch some material for additional cover.

Chud 6Vse2E96 09/15/24 (Sun) 15:19:59 №89729 [Quote]

>>89720
Call for extradimensional help

Chud vADBhjSR 09/15/24 (Sun) 15:21:02 №89730 [Quote]

>>89726
chud possesed babyswede yells sieg heil which makes 3 aryan chuddies with unregistered assault rifles appear out of a agarthan portal to help cobman

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/15/24 (Sun) 15:29:56 №89731 [Quote]

>>89726
colorjak falls through the ceiling and hits the big laser thing throwing the sniper off of it and damaging it a little

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/15/24 (Sun) 15:33:05 №89732 [Quote]

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>>89727
>>89728
You unleash SPADE STRIKE! on the gooners and 4cucks.
The spades hit the 4cucks and kill them all, but they miss the gooners.

>devin, fetch me some cover!
Devin goes away to find cover meterial, he will be back in 3 turns.

The 4cucks start shooting at the soystice squad, cobman gets a bit injured.

>>89729
>>89730
>>89731
Next turn(dont give more prompts until after)

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/15/24 (Sun) 15:34:34 №89733 [Quote]

>>89732
Forgot to mention the sheild but its there

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/15/24 (Sun) 15:35:58 №89734 [Quote]

>>89732
suddenly, a zombified negrofied Jacob Rothschild rises from the floor and grabs you by the foot and slams you to the ground, he then says "give me your brain, you filthy gentile!"

also, he is a clown too, don't ask why, xhe just is, ok?

Chud vADBhjSR 09/15/24 (Sun) 15:37:34 №89735 [Quote]

>>89732 u witerally forgot about my prompt albeit acking myself rn

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/15/24 (Sun) 15:38:45 №89736 [Quote]

>>89735
I did not, it will be in next turn

Chud vADBhjSR 09/15/24 (Sun) 15:40:56 №89737 [Quote]

>>89736
ok saar ill wait till next turn

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:08:23 №89738 [Quote]

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>>89729
>>89730
>>89731
>>89734
You call for extradimensional help, but the dimensional police is just watching and enjoying the show.

Chudded baby swede yells
>SIEG HEIL!
3 portals open and out of them come 3 chuddies with assault rifles.

The roof breaks and colorjak falls on the laser, damaging it, the sniper is thrown off, he makes a familiar scream while falling and dies instantly when he hits the ground.

As the chuds and gooners shoot eachother, zombieniggerclown Jacob Rothschild rises from floor and grabs cobman by the foot and slams him on the ground.
>GIVE ME YOUR BRAIN, FILTHY GENTILE!

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:08:46 №89739 [Quote]

>>89738
you blow the rothschilds head off with your shotgun, and you shoot the gooner at the top of the big gun, the gooner dies and falls down on one of the other gooners on the ground and crushes them

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:09:14 №89740 [Quote]

>>89739
whoops fuck, nevermind, snipers already dead, ignore that segment

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>>89738
suddenly sharty man swings into the room to help cobman and webswings over to giggly goon clown kicking xer in the face mid swing
before landing and punching root off the platform

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:42:51 №89742 [Quote]

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>>89739
>>89741
You blow rothschild’s head off with 3 shots of your shotgun.

Shartyman swings in and kicks the goonclown in the face, he lands and punches Root off the platform.
>who invited you?
Goonman says.

one of the chuds get injured by the gooner guns.

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:44:37 №89743 [Quote]

>>89742
goonclown quickly gets up, and pulls xher pants down, xhe unleashes a large wave of diarrhea that launches sharty man through the walls of the building (don't worry, hes relatively ok), goonclown has a black(ed) eye now, but is mostly uninjured, root comes back up and climbs up the platform

Chud cPKmr0kd 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:47:04 №89744 [Quote]

>>89742
King caca heals the injured chud with a healing spell
Colorjak tries to get the laser to fall off its supports

Chud CABxk3zP 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:47:50 №89745 [Quote]

>>89742
Cobman assists the chudgunners against the Henchmen.
King Caca uses the Gorilla Gun to power up the musical artists (Trent and the shirtless dude) into super gorilla niggers. The gorilla-upped individuals wreak havoc on the gooner henchmen.

Chud vADBhjSR 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:48:25 №89746 [Quote]

>>89742
baby swede pulls out a hyperborean nordic vial full of vril and gives it to cobman to drink so he can go super aryan 1 and 1v1 goonman

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:48:56 №89747 [Quote]

This may take a while

Chud CABxk3zP 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:49:52 №89748 [Quote]

>>89742
The Spadesons summon Ricardo Milos and Tyrone, both allied with gooners.

Chud vADBhjSR 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:50:55 №89749 [Quote]

>>89748
ermm never happened award

Chud CABxk3zP 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:51:15 №89750 [Quote]

>>89749
Will totally happen award

Chud CJDGVX9W 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:52:50 №89751 [Quote]

>>89748
DO THIS

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:53:12 №89752 [Quote]

I will probably split this into 2 turns, also devin will arrive.
No more prompts until after next 2 turns ok

Chud vADBhjSR 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:54:51 №89753 [Quote]

>>89752
yes saar

Chud cPKmr0kd 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:55:07 №89754 [Quote]

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>>>8585528
>yes saar

Chud vADBhjSR 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:57:06 №89755 [Quote]

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>>89754
us indian are da real aryans saar u will not redeem the card btw

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/15/24 (Sun) 17:00:27 №89756 [Quote]

Fuck it, im taking a break until tomorrow, i need to rest

Chud cPKmr0kd 09/15/24 (Sun) 17:05:43 №89757 [Quote]

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>Fuck it, im taking a break until tomorrow, i need to rest

Chud sYB4cuRu 09/15/24 (Sun) 17:08:57 №89758 [Quote]

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>>Fuck it, im taking a break until tomorrow, i need to rest

Chud cPKmr0kd 09/15/24 (Sun) 17:19:05 №89759 [Quote]

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>>>Fuck it, im taking a break until tomorrow, i need to rest

Chud CABxk3zP 09/15/24 (Sun) 17:23:21 №89760 [Quote]

>>89756
>>89752
Suffering from success

Chud 1s8OcqFT 09/16/24 (Mon) 10:07:39 №89761 [Quote]

kill this thread janny

Chud CABxk3zP 09/16/24 (Mon) 12:08:25 №89762 [Quote]

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>kill this thread janny

Chud cPKmr0kd 09/16/24 (Mon) 14:43:23 №89763 [Quote]

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>>kill this thread janny

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/16/24 (Mon) 17:25:57 №89764 [Quote]

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>>89743
>>89744
>>89745
>>89746
>>89748
Devin returns and brings with him some cover.

Goonclown pulls down xher pants and unleashes a wave of diarrhea on shartyman, he gets launched through the wall.

King caca heals the injured chud, colorjak tries to get the laser to fall down, the supports start cracking.
King caca then shoots the gorilla gun at trent and nettsend, this turns them into very powerful gorilla niggers, they join the fight and wreak havoc.

Swede baby gives cobman a vial full of vril, he drinks it and goes super aryan 1.
>ITS ARYANIN’ TIME!

Super aryan cobman starts assisting the chuds and nigger artists against the gooners, this makes the spadesons summon their own superniggers, Ricardo Milos and Tyrone.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/16/24 (Mon) 17:39:22 №89765 [Quote]

>>89764
Is that the 2 turns?

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/16/24 (Mon) 17:40:42 №89766 [Quote]

>>89765
Yes, i managed to somehow fit it into one

Chud CABxk3zP 09/16/24 (Mon) 18:10:46 №89767 [Quote]

>>89764
Cobman unleashes Spade strike. Colorjak stomps on the laser with all his might, aiming to crush some of the gooners. Devin continuously pushes the cover to guard Cob Gang's shooters.

Ricardo and Tyrone fight the negrofied heroes 2v2. Goonman flanks Cobman and hits him.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/16/24 (Mon) 18:16:32 №89768 [Quote]

>>89767
Never mind about the spade strike.

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/16/24 (Mon) 19:01:52 №89769 [Quote]

>>89764
the big gun fires, killing a chud, the guns supports snap, the gun falls and crushes root, colorjak falls and crushes 2 rapesons, the fall injures him a lot

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/16/24 (Mon) 20:12:36 №89770 [Quote]

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>>89767
>>89769
Devin pushes the cover forward a bit to guard the soystice squad while Ricardo and Tyrone fight the nigger artists.

The big gun charges up and fires, it hits a chud and kills him.
Colorjak stomps on the laser, the supports snap and the gun falls.
>ACK!!!
Root gets crushed by the gun.
Colorjak lands on the spadesons, crushing 2 of them, he also gets severely injured.

Goonman shouts
>NOOOOOOO!!! NOT ROOT! YOU WILL GET BEATEN BACK TO GOONERHELL, COBMAN!!!

Goonman jumps down and flanks cobman and punches him hard.

Chud vADBhjSR 09/16/24 (Mon) 20:14:33 №89771 [Quote]

>>89770
cobman instead of using spike strike he used HEART STRIKE on cobman and all the niggers Because hes now a slvt for johnson and it deals double damage to black enemies

Chud vADBhjSR 09/16/24 (Mon) 20:14:59 №89772 [Quote]

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>>89771
instead of using spade* sorry im past my bedtime

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/16/24 (Mon) 20:16:23 №89773 [Quote]

>>89770
using your aryan vril, you knock goonman back to the platform, the spirit of george washington comes over to you and manifests an rpg-7, he says "have this, my soldier, save us from the evil jews" or something like that, anyways, you only have one round, so don't waste it like a nigger

Chud vADBhjSR 09/16/24 (Mon) 20:16:39 №89774 [Quote]

>>89770
ALSO shartyman swings his way back into the room shoots his webs at gigglygoonclown temporarily making xem stuck thenand he goes to help soot

Chud 6Vse2E96 09/17/24 (Tue) 04:12:59 №89775 [Quote]

>>89770
Colorjak retreats to be healed by king caca who summons 7 buff babies

Chud 6Vse2E96 09/17/24 (Tue) 04:16:06 №89776 [Quote]

CHAT THERES FIVE TURNS LEFT TO SAVE SOOT WHAT DO WE DO

Chud hz86328n 09/17/24 (Tue) 04:28:50 №89777 [Quote]

>>89776
Idk

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/17/24 (Tue) 04:41:05 №89778 [Quote]

>>89776
don't worry, patriots are in control o algo

Chud CABxk3zP 09/17/24 (Tue) 06:28:46 №89779 [Quote]

>>89776
Get King Caca and Shartyman to Soot and have them free him.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/17/24 (Tue) 16:37:38 №89780 [Quote]

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>>89771
>>89773
>>89774
>>89775
Colorjak retreats back to behind the cover.

With his new aryan powers cobman unleashes HEART STRIKE!
It deals 50% damage to Tyrone and Ricardo.

Shartyman swings his way back into the room and traps goonclown in his web.

You knock Goonman back to the platform and deal some damage to him.

The spirit of George Washington appears and gives you an rpg-7
>my aryan soldier, you may take this weapon and save the white race from da joos, but you only have one round so dont waste it

King caca summons 7 levitating buff babies(they are levitating because its the only way i could fit them into the image)

Also, goonclown and Goonman have healthbars now.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/17/24 (Tue) 16:42:47 №89781 [Quote]

>>89780
The Cob Gang 'groids attempt to finish off Tyrone and Ricardo Milos.
Cobman grapples over to the platform and sticks the RPG up Goonman's butt. He fires the rocket into the ceiling.
The levitating babies pick up the laser cannon, which has one shot remaining in its capacitors.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/17/24 (Tue) 16:46:16 №89782 [Quote]

>>89781
The laser cannon is part of the background and would be a pain to remove

Chud CABxk3zP 09/17/24 (Tue) 16:47:05 №89783 [Quote]

>>89782
That's okay

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/17/24 (Tue) 16:47:32 №89784 [Quote]

>>89783
Im does everything else doe

Chud CABxk3zP 09/17/24 (Tue) 16:47:43 №89785 [Quote]

>>89782
Levitating babies steal the gooner's guns o algo

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/17/24 (Tue) 16:49:44 №89786 [Quote]

>>89785
Guns are stuck to the models

Chud CABxk3zP 09/17/24 (Tue) 16:50:34 №89787 [Quote]

>>89786
Then I guess they swarm attack the gooners

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/17/24 (Tue) 17:16:03 №89788 [Quote]

>>89780
goonman goes into rage mode, he flies at shartyman, grabs him and he smashes him through the wall, they have an epic fight in the background, goonclown uses xir sword to cut the webs

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/17/24 (Tue) 17:31:17 №89789 [Quote]

Sorry, but i have some irl stuff to do.

I probably wont be able to update the thread until in like 24 hours

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/17/24 (Tue) 17:33:36 №89790 [Quote]

>>89789
nigga…

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/17/24 (Tue) 17:39:23 №89791 [Quote]

I dont have much time to work on the thread during week days, get used to it

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/17/24 (Tue) 17:40:21 №89792 [Quote]

>>89791
ok see you in the 19th o algo

Chud vADBhjSR 09/17/24 (Tue) 23:06:38 №89793 [Quote]

Sharty man goes to help sooty soot

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/18/24 (Wed) 16:32:09 №89794 [Quote]

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>>89781
>>89787
>>89788
The nigger artists manage to finish off Tyrone, but Ricardo still stands.

Cobman grapples over to the platform, sticks the RPG up Goonman’s butt and then cobman shoots the rocket into the ceiling.
Goonman is launched through the roof and his health goes down to 40%.

The babies swarm attack the gooners, they kill the first line of gooner henchmen and BTFO the last remaining spadeson.

Goonman flies in again and grabs cobman and smashes him through the wall.
Goonclown cuts the web with xer sword.

Cobman and Goonman prepare to fight.
>TIME TO DIE NIGGA!

(Sorry, i mixed up cobman and shartyman in the last prompt and did not realise it until right before posting so i did not have time to change it)

Chud rwuq7IYZ 09/18/24 (Wed) 16:47:29 №89795 [Quote]

>>89794
the chuds scream YNBAW at 'clown while cob uppercuts goonman

Chud CABxk3zP 09/18/24 (Wed) 16:58:04 №89796 [Quote]

>>89794
Shartyman shoots a noose on goonclown's neck and hoists it up. The niggers doubleteam ricardo milos. The chuds rush the remaining gooner henchmen.

King King Caca heals colorjak.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/18/24 (Wed) 17:01:09 №89797 [Quote]

Also tell us how many turns soot has remaining

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/18/24 (Wed) 17:02:13 №89798 [Quote]

>>89797
3

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/18/24 (Wed) 17:07:41 №89799 [Quote]

goonclown grabs soot out of the machine and gets out of the building with him because xhe knows that xhe's about to get raped to death

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/18/24 (Wed) 17:09:18 №89800 [Quote]

>>89796
shartyman doesn't do this because… XHE JUST DOESN'T OK?

Chud CABxk3zP 09/18/24 (Wed) 17:12:26 №89801 [Quote]

>>89799
>>89800
gem

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/18/24 (Wed) 17:42:58 №89802 [Quote]

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>>89795
>>89796
>>89799
The niggers fight Ricardo Milos, trent gets a bit injured by Ricardo.
The chuds rush into the battlefield.
>YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL WOMAN, TRANNY!
The chuds scream at goonclown.
>And you will never bree-ackkkkkk!
Shartyman’s web nooses around goonclown’s neck.

King caca heals colorjak but some of his oldest injuries can’t be healed.

Goonclown cuts the noose with the sword and rushes to soot, xhe takes soot out of the device.
>YOU MAY WIN THE BATTLE, BUT SOOT WILL STILL DIE, HAHAHAHA!!!

The 3 gooner snipers cover xher while xhe exits the chamber with soot through the hidden backdoor elevator.

Meanwhile, cobman uppercuts goonman and deals some damage to him.

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/18/24 (Wed) 17:47:49 №89803 [Quote]

>>89802
goonclown goes to the gooner factory, where various troon-like inventions are made, the factory is about to unveil their newest invention S.H.R.T (super hrt) (pronounced shart) SHRT is an extremely potent and powerful sex-changing drug that will replace regular HRT in the future, after taking SHRT, the effects will happen instantly, after about an hour or less, you will fully transform into a real womxn, your chromosomes, bone structure, voice, DNA, and even your brain will be changed into that of a womans, basically, you will finally be able to become a real womxn, however, SHRT is experimental, which means dangerous or unexpected side effects may occur, it's also very expensive due to how recent it is, and how complicated it is to manufacture it

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/18/24 (Wed) 17:50:32 №89804 [Quote]

>>89802
also the SHRT gives you a functioning womb and raisin like that, forgot to include that, also they have a testosterone version called STEST (super testosterone) which makes you into a buff gigachad ubermensch, the SHRT and STEST are stored in large open vats inside the factory, the SHRT is colored pink and STEST is blue, also sorry for the autistic details, im trying to make this as hyperrealistic as possible o algo

Chud CABxk3zP 09/18/24 (Wed) 17:51:25 №89805 [Quote]

>>89802
Cobman dropkicks goonman into exposed electrical equipment, shocking him.
The chuds rush the gooner snipers.
Shartyman chases Goonclown.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/18/24 (Wed) 17:52:17 №89806 [Quote]

>>89803
>>89804
Just say goonclown goes to a hormone factory that can turn troons into real women

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/18/24 (Wed) 17:53:54 №89807 [Quote]

>>89802
also STEST reverses the effects of SHRT, because it is essentially the opposite of SHRT, forgot to mention that
>>89806
I TRANSHEART EXPLAINING THINGS IN EXTREME UNNECECARRY DETAIL BECAUSE IM A 200 IQ SCIENCE LOVER

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:38:07 №89808 [Quote]

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You drop kick Goonman into exposed electrical equipment.
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
His health drains pretty quickly.

Meanwhile, the chuds rush the snipers, a sniper fires and kills one of the chuds.
Shartyman chases after goonclown.

Goonclown enters the factory room of the HQ where SHRT and STEST is being created and stored.
>well, soot, now that everything is going to raisin, i think its time to do what i should have done in the very begining, CUT OFF YOUR UGLY FUCKING CRACKER HEAD!

EXECUTION IN 2 TURNS

Chud cPKmr0kd 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:39:41 №89809 [Quote]

>>89808
Soot pretends to troon out to lower Goonclown's guard

Chud rwuq7IYZ 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:44:00 №89810 [Quote]

>>89809
spider 'teen attacks while goony is distracted

Chud CABxk3zP 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:45:06 №89811 [Quote]

>>89808
Cobman and King Caca merge again. Their new form wields both shotgun and staff. They sprint to Goonclown at super speed. King Cacaman and Shartyman stare down goonclown.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:46:01 №89812 [Quote]

>>89811
Actually they both sneak up to Goonclown.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:46:35 №89813 [Quote]

>>89812
Goonman fight is not over yet

Chud CABxk3zP 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:49:09 №89814 [Quote]

>>89813
Cobman soyquotes udYKtJ!E, then fires two shotgun rounds into Goonman's legs, leaving Goonman crippled and unable to escape the electric currents.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:50:44 №89815 [Quote]

>>89813
Also King Caca runs alone if he can't merge with Cobman. He uses Caca powers to fly at super speed.

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:56:50 №89816 [Quote]

>>89808
the owner of the factory, who is a jewish rabbi evil genius scientist that turned ximself into a sheep furry thing using one of his inventions to mask the fact that he is a filthy semite, greets goonclown, goonclown places soot on the ground while they talk about some raisin nobody cares about

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:58:29 №89817 [Quote]

>>89816
fuck i dodn't realize they were still gonna kill soot… fuck, it's ok whatever

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/18/24 (Wed) 20:03:50 №89818 [Quote]

>>89816
if you want to, disregard this, i didnt know they were still gonna kill soot

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/18/24 (Wed) 20:16:45 №89819 [Quote]

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>>89809
>>89810
>>89814
>>89815
Soot tries to pretend to troon out, but he can’t really do anything since he is tied up without rope and his mouth is taped.
>mmmmppphhh, mmmmmppppph

Goonclown tests soot by gently cutting with the sword near his neck.
>MMMMMMMPH!
>Farewell, soo-

Shartyman enters the room, then king caca flies in at super speed.
They stare down goonclown.

Meanwhile, cobman finishes off Goonman.
>Goonman fight is not over yet

Cobman fires two shotgun rounds into goonman’s legs, crippling him.
Goonman gets complely fried by the electricity.

MINI BOSS DEFEATED

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/18/24 (Wed) 20:21:49 №89820 [Quote]

>>89819
goonclown pulls down xir pants and fires a diarrhea attack on one of the SHRT tanks, they spill onto soot, which will slowly turn xim into a womnx, then, he pulls out his secret nigger brimstone buttplug from his ass, which allows him to teleport if xhes about to die, and xhe teleports into a secret room in goon hq with one of goonclown greatest inventions

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/18/24 (Wed) 20:22:47 №89821 [Quote]

>>89820
the buttplug can't be used again btw, to make things fair o algo

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/18/24 (Wed) 20:24:07 №89822 [Quote]

>>89819
also froot is now saved, but troonclown is about to reveal something big, and it will be the final boss

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/18/24 (Wed) 20:24:41 №89823 [Quote]

>>89822
sorry i meant soot not froot

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/18/24 (Wed) 20:31:14 №89824 [Quote]

>>89820
Is it soot or goonclown who teleports?

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/18/24 (Wed) 20:33:36 №89825 [Quote]

>>89824
goonclown, xhe's about to show off something xhe has been working on for a while, and might be the last hope for the gooners o algo

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/18/24 (Wed) 21:14:14 №89826 [Quote]

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>>89820
>>89822
Goonclown pulls down xher pants and fires diarrhea on one of the tanks, the SHRT spills one soot, who will now slowly become a real woman.

Since goonclown knows that xhe will die of xhe stays here, xhe pulls out xher secret brimstone niggerstone buttplug from xir ass.

>sootess is all yours, come take her and have sex with her or whatever you do…

SOOT HAS BEEN SAVED, THE PRIMARY OBJECTIVE OF THE ADVENTURE HAS BEEN ACHIEVED!

Goonclown uses the buttplug to teleport into a secret room under the hq.
Something BIG is on the other side of that door…

>hahaha, its now or never, do your work, my creation…

The room starts to shake, whatever is coming, ITS MASSIVE!

Chud CABxk3zP 09/18/24 (Wed) 21:16:28 №89827 [Quote]

>>89826
Cobman catches up with the others and instinctively shoots the STEST to counteract the SHRT.

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/18/24 (Wed) 21:29:03 №89828 [Quote]

>>89826
goonclown reveals xir creation, the goonbot 9000, a huge mech, the mech is made out of a thick layer of CrCoNi alloy, the toughest material discovered yet, 5 times tougher than the toughest steels, the mech has a large star of david on it's chest as well as a bunch of weapons and other things, the goon hq crumbles as the mech begins to exit out of the floor, this is going to be big… but you still have some time to prepare, as goon hq is quite far away from the factory

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/18/24 (Wed) 22:18:55 №89829 [Quote]

>>89828
fuck i forgot all of the niggas were still there, hope they survive

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/19/24 (Thu) 18:17:28 №89830 [Quote]

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>>89827
>>89828
Cobman arrives and instinctively shoots the STEST, the STEST spills over soot, this counteracts the SHRT.
The factory room then starts shaking heavily.

The door in the secret room opens, on the other side is the goonbot 9000, a colossal mech that is the last hope for the gooners.
>ARISE MY MASTERPIECE, BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF SHARTENBURG MY BIG NIGGA!

As the mech rises, the walls of the execution chamber cracks and the roof collapses, the fate of the soystice squad members is unclear.

The goon gang HQ crumbles to the ground as the mech exits from the ground, its truly gigantic, just as tall as the HQ.

It has been programmed to destroy the capitol, sootspire and the gemcave…

This is the final boss, if you somehow manage to defeat it the adventure will conclude.

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/19/24 (Thu) 18:21:35 №89831 [Quote]

>>89830
consume the STEST so you all become buff ubermensch chads

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/19/24 (Thu) 18:50:45 №89832 [Quote]

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>>89831
Everyone but soot(his mouth is taped up) consumes the STEST and turn into their buff gigachad form.

The floor and roof of the factory room also cracked a bit, you were very lucky and did not get crushed.

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/19/24 (Thu) 18:57:01 №89833 [Quote]

suddenly, a portal opens up, the asian gigachad genius Alex Chiu appears in the portal "ching chong bing bong, i heard you like hitler, so i give you this" he then gives you several bottles of chlorine dioxide, and a pair of immortality rings, the rings don't make you indestructible, but they make you not die from old age and stuff, also they slightly increase your durability if you are wearing them, the portal then closes and Chiu disappears

Chud cPKmr0kd 09/19/24 (Thu) 18:58:08 №89834 [Quote]

>>89833
Forgot to link to >>89832 award

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/19/24 (Thu) 18:59:39 №89835 [Quote]

>>89834
yeah sorry im a bit 'tarded

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/19/24 (Thu) 19:02:20 №89836 [Quote]

>>89832
also, this is what he looks like, can't post the image because im phoneGODding

https://www.nndb.com/people/266/000027185/alex-chiu-sized.jpg

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/19/24 (Thu) 19:44:38 №89837 [Quote]

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>>89833
A portal opens and the asian ubermench Alex Chiu comes out.
>ching chong being bong, i heard you like hitler and hate gooning, have this

He gives you several bottles of chlorine dioxide and gives each member of the squad an immortality ring.

The portal closes and Chiu dissappears.

>What the hell was that about?
Cobman says.

Meanwhile on the outside, goonbot begins to slowly walk towards the capitol.

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:04:46 №89838 [Quote]

>>89837
you and your squad put on the rings, you and the squad also decide to drink some of the chlorine dioxide, after drinking it, your wounds begin healing, and you feel better

Chud CABxk3zP 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:20:02 №89839 [Quote]

>>89837
Cobman tells everyone about his personal Mech, which he kept hidden in the gemcave. It isn't as strong as the goonermech per se but it has basically every tool you can think of. Soot is freed from his shackles and calls his chauffeur for a beefed up glownigger Lamborghini.

Chud vADBhjSR 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:24:56 №89840 [Quote]

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>>89837
In the capital Cyborg Babyjak who was returning from the toy store caught sight of the giant gooner bot and started to fight trying to sta lit until more help came he fires his quad rocket launchers and forearm mounted minigun at it

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:27:35 №89841 [Quote]

>>89840
With capitol i meant capitol building, not capital city

Chud vADBhjSR 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:28:40 №89842 [Quote]

>>89841
the cyborg babyjak was near the capitol building playing with his esoteric sun fidget spinner then

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/20/24 (Fri) 18:17:44 №89843 [Quote]

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>>89838
>>89839
You and the others put on the rings and drink the chlorine dioxide.
King caca’s wounds completely heal and cobman’s wounds will fully heal over the next few turns.

>dont panic, i have a cobmech parked in the gemcave, i should be able to counter whatever thing that just breached the surface with it.

You untie soot and take off the tape.
<finally! im free from this raisinhole!
>call your chauffeur, we must get to the gemcave as soon as possible!

Soot calls his chauffeur and after a while a Lamborghini driven by soot’s secret service glowniggers parks at the exit of the factory room.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/20/24 (Fri) 18:19:47 №89844 [Quote]

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>>89842
Meanwhile, somewhere near-ish the capitol, a cyborg Babyjak is playing with a black sun fidget spinner while observing the massive lumbering behemoth slowly walking towards him.

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/20/24 (Fri) 18:42:08 №89845 [Quote]

before you hop on your mech in gemcave, your squad exit the factory and decide to go to goon hq to see if anyone survived, colorjak survived, but was very seriously injured by the collapse, and was knocked out, miraculously, david survived, but his legs are completely broken from the rubble falling on them, he is also bleeding a lot, but not enough for it to be lethal, no one else survived the collapse, as they were all crushed

meanwhile, goonclown is still in the secret room where the mech was, gooning xher T.W.P to miss circle futa porn, completely oblivious to what's going on at the surface

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/20/24 (Fri) 18:42:41 №89846 [Quote]

>>89843
forgot to reply again award

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/20/24 (Fri) 19:43:56 №89847 [Quote]

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>>89845
You take the backdoor elevator back into the execution room while soot stays behind and waits for you at the car.

Colorjak survived, but he is critically injured and passed out, colorjak seems to never get a rest.

Devin somehow survived all the collapse, but his legs are broken and he is bleeding a lot.

All other soystice squad members are dead…

Meanwhile in the secret room goonclown is gooning to miss circle futa porn on a out of frame tv.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/20/24 (Fri) 19:46:03 №89848 [Quote]

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Here is what the map looks like now. Goon Gang has practically collapsed.
The red line is the planned path of the goonbot and the white dot is it’s current location.

Chud cPKmr0kd 09/20/24 (Fri) 19:57:50 №89849 [Quote]

>>89847
King caca heals Devin's wounds and the party proceeds to pursue Goonbot

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/20/24 (Fri) 20:04:35 №89850 [Quote]

>>89847
you give david and colorjak some of the leftover chlorine dioxide, david's legs slowly heal, and you get them out of the building, you put david in the lamborghini, and you let colorjak go anywhere he want's, since xhe can't really fit in the car, you begin to drive to gemcave

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/20/24 (Fri) 20:18:21 №89851 [Quote]

>>89850
sorry meant to say devin not david, retard award

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/20/24 (Fri) 20:37:48 №89852 [Quote]

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>>89849
>>89850
King caca heals most of devin’s wounds and colorjak drinks the leftover chlorine dioxide.
Colorjak will slowly hela over time.

You leave the HQ for the final time and everyone but colorjak enters the lamborghini.
Colorjak has now defacto left the soystice squad since he is allowed to go anywhere he wants.

>goodbye, big buddy
<CACAPOOOOOO!!!

The lamborghini starts driving to gemcave.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/20/24 (Fri) 20:42:21 №89853 [Quote]

>>89852
The Shartenburg national guard mobilizes and fights the goonbot with tanks and shiet.

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/20/24 (Fri) 20:46:49 №89854 [Quote]

>>89852
a few gooners notice you and hop on their motorcycles, they put on xheir helmets (safety le first!) and get their guns out and start to chase you (thus is just like muh action movies!), meanwhile, the glowie driving the car grabs the AUX cord and plays israeli music

Chud award GYu1Vm^! 09/20/24 (Fri) 22:52:42 №89855 [Quote]

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>>89853 award
>>89854 award
The shartenburg national guard finally does something. award
They attack the goonbot with tanks and armored cars, it is very ineffective. award

>OBJECTIVE: EXTERMINATE award

The goonbot unleashes its arsenal on the army, this destroys several tanks and armored veichles, the remaining units retreat towards the capitol. award

Meanwhile, the squad passes goonbase 1, some gooners notice you and hop on their motorcycles. award
(i forgot the helmets, i know) award

A epic chase begins, the gooners shoot at the car. award
The driver glowie starts playing hava nagila on the radio. award

Chud ERJQKHWi 09/21/24 (Sat) 00:50:57 №89856 [Quote]

Bump

Chud uvrX6X!z 09/21/24 (Sat) 06:01:14 №89857 [Quote]

>>89855
Soot calls in a suicide drone to strike the motorcycles

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/21/24 (Sat) 08:21:46 №89858 [Quote]

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>>89857
The chase continues as you close in on the gemcave.
Soot calls in a suicide drone.

The drone strikes the motorcycle in the back, killing the driver and throwing away another motorcycle.

The gooner in front keeps chasing the lamborghini.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/21/24 (Sat) 09:12:51 №89859 [Quote]

Bump

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 09:17:38 №89860 [Quote]

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>>89855
meanwhile nate 10 le heckkin aryan soyteen version of ben 10 arrives at the goonbot's current location or something and using the jakkintrix turns into WayCob whos a little bit bigger than the gonnbot and starts fighting him

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 09:25:54 №89861 [Quote]

>>89847
the ghost of chudjak who left baby swede at this point floats through the wall into the secret room when he sees gigglygoonclown the phantom ghost chud gets so fucking mad that his incel rage awakens making him develop ghostly telekinesis and starts throwing goonclown around the room slamming xer into walls, floor and ceiling repeatedly

Chud CABxk3zP 09/21/24 (Sat) 09:29:20 №89862 [Quote]

>>89858
The glowie car deploys oil slicks that stop the gooners in their tracks. I guess they finally reach the gem cave after that.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/21/24 (Sat) 10:29:30 №89863 [Quote]

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>>89860
Nate 10 arrives on the location of the goonbot.
>IT’S NATIN’ TIME!
He transforms into waycob, waycob is slightly taller than goonbot.

They start fighting, waycob is probably not strong enough to defeat goonbot on his own but he could stall goonbot until cobmech arrives.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/21/24 (Sat) 10:38:37 №89864 [Quote]

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>>89861
The ghost of the chudjak, who left the body of the swede when the building collapsed, phases through the wall of the secret room.

>YOU WILL FVCKING PAY FOR THIS NIGGER!!!

Chudjak uses telekenesis to throw goonclown around the room at super speed.
>Oh nononon- ACK! ACK! ACKACKAACKACK!!!

Goonclown’s body splits in half from getting impacted so many times.

At last, goonclown is no more.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/21/24 (Sat) 10:39:18 №89865 [Quote]

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>>89862
Meanwhile, the lamborghini spills oil on the road, the motorcycle gets stuck and the driver falls of.

The gemcave is now visible in the distance.

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 10:50:54 №89866 [Quote]

>>89863
cyborg babyjak assists waycob in stalling the goonbot via firing his rocket launcher and minigun at him while the cobgang enter the gemcave and rush towards the cobmech

Chud CABxk3zP 09/21/24 (Sat) 10:52:54 №89867 [Quote]

>>89866
This

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/21/24 (Sat) 11:36:32 №89868 [Quote]

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>>89866
While waycob and the goonbot clash, cyborg babyjak catches up with the goonbot and begins assisting waycob by firing his rocket launcher and minigun at it, it practically does nothing against the steel beast but still distracts it.

Soystice squad/cobgang enter the gemcave and rush to the cobmech.
You reach it, its at the launching pad.

>you have truly outdone yourself, this beauty will rid my city from gooner filth
Soot says

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 11:40:56 №89869 [Quote]

>>89868
the cob gang enters the cobbot and pilots it out of the gemcave and starts going towards goonbot while the remaining national guard arrives infront of the gem cave with slightly better tanks than before determined to assist in battle with the goon bot or something o algo

Chud CABxk3zP 09/21/24 (Sat) 11:49:45 №89870 [Quote]

>>89868
Cobman puts a massive doom helmet on the mech, giving it an appreciable armor bonus.

Chud H8FEwjnm 09/21/24 (Sat) 12:07:27 №89871 [Quote]

When will this thread end and the sixth admin of the website adventure?

Chud CABxk3zP 09/21/24 (Sat) 12:15:55 №89872 [Quote]

>>89871
The events are reaching a climax in this adventure.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/21/24 (Sat) 12:20:44 №89873 [Quote]

>>89871
The thread is in the final arc, once goonbot is defeated it will end

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/21/24 (Sat) 12:26:06 №89874 [Quote]

>>89873
The arcs or phases of the thread are: beginning, goonerhell, ”final” battle at goon HQ and finally goonbot arc

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 12:27:01 №89875 [Quote]

>>89874
gemmy

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/21/24 (Sat) 12:35:32 №89876 [Quote]

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>>89869
>>89870
Cobgang(i will call them that from now on) enter the mech and a doom helmet drops from the roof to upgrade the mech on spot o algo.

Soot stays behind to not risk his life again.

The mech lifts of and flies towards goonbot’s location.

On the outside, the national guard arrives with newer generation tanks just in case the goonbot would reach the gemcave.

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 12:38:39 №89877 [Quote]

>>89876
when cob mech arrives WayCob decides to lock in despite his injured state he proceeds to grab one of goon bot's arms and tears it off before sucker punching goon bot in the head

Chud CABxk3zP 09/21/24 (Sat) 12:46:22 №89878 [Quote]

>>89876
The Mech makes his entrance by dropkicking the Goonbot.

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/21/24 (Sat) 12:47:28 №89879 [Quote]

>>89876
in the goonerhell dimension sematary gets revived by a gooner necromancer who likes his music, sematary kills him and uses his wizard staff to open a portal to shartenburg

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/21/24 (Sat) 14:09:18 №89880 [Quote]

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>>89877
>>89878
Waycob locks in and begins pulling off goonbot’s laser arm.
Using all of his power he is able to tear it off.

Cobmech then flies in and dropkicks goonbot, waycob sucker punches him at the same time, giving goonbot a real beating.

Goonbot pushes them back with his core lasers.
They stare down goonbot.

The FINAL boss fight has begun!

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 14:13:58 №89881 [Quote]

>>89880
waycob fires his beam into the goonbot's glowing red chest spot while cobbot proceeds to do some cwazy melee attacks

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/21/24 (Sat) 14:14:06 №89882 [Quote]

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>>89879
Meanwhile in goonerhell, it has been days since the massacre of all those gooners.
First aid has arrived in form of a necromancer

>i kinda like his music, probably wouldn’t hurt anyone if i revive him

The necromancer revive semetary, but then semetary kills him with his chainsaw.
>BACK IN ACTION!

Semetary uses the necromancer’s staff to open a portal to shartenburg.

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 14:15:32 №89883 [Quote]

>>89882
however ghost chud who went to heaven after killing gigly goon clown arrives down in gooner hell with a army of gemmy keyed aryan angels to stop semetary

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/21/24 (Sat) 14:16:03 №89884 [Quote]

>>89883
Semetary and ghost chud are on the same side

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 14:16:59 №89885 [Quote]

>>89884
even doe semetary is troonslop and joeyy is better albeit

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/21/24 (Sat) 14:18:08 №89886 [Quote]

>>89885
sematary killed thousands of gooners before doebeit

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 14:20:39 №89887 [Quote]

>>89886
semetary goes back to shartenburg and goes back to recording his mid ass music then

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/21/24 (Sat) 14:21:38 №89888 [Quote]

>>89882
>>89880
sematary's portal opens right above goonbot, sematary jumps onto goonbot's back and sticks his chainsaw into him to avoid falling off, goonbot doesn't notice him

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/21/24 (Sat) 14:23:44 №89889 [Quote]

>>89887
i don't like xis music either but xe's important for the story or something

Chud CABxk3zP 09/21/24 (Sat) 14:30:01 №89890 [Quote]

>>89880
Cobmech headbutts the goonbot, then shoves a really, really big grenade into its arm socket.

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 14:30:29 №89891 [Quote]

>>89889
okay saar

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/21/24 (Sat) 15:12:12 №89892 [Quote]

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>>89881
>>89888
>>89890
Waycob fires his beams into goonbot’s core, instead of damaging goonbot it charges up the cores powers.
Cobmech attacks goonbot with his spinning hand, then he shoves a really big grenade into its arm socket.

Semetary’s portal opens above goonbot, he jumps onto goonbot’s back and sticks his chainsaw into him to not fall off.

The grenade explodes and goonbot’s arm socket gets goatse’d up.

>Moderate damage detected, responding to threat

The goonbot begins charging up an attack with waycob’s power.

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/21/24 (Sat) 15:17:51 №89893 [Quote]

>>89892
waycob grabs a big piece of rubble and throws it right into goonbot's core

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 15:22:41 №89894 [Quote]

>>89892
shartenburg national guard fighter jet flies overhead and fires missiles into goonbot's head that once they explode they release a gas thatisnt harmful to biological beings but it damages the goonbot's sensitive circuits

Chud CABxk3zP 09/21/24 (Sat) 15:26:05 №89895 [Quote]

>>89894
Nigga that would damage the mech too

Chud CABxk3zP 09/21/24 (Sat) 15:26:56 №89896 [Quote]

>>89892
Cobmech runs from the anti-electronics gas if it erupts.

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 15:27:11 №89897 [Quote]

>>89895
yeah but the cob mech is far away from the goon bot albeit

Chud hz86328n 09/21/24 (Sat) 15:33:25 №89898 [Quote]

someone give me a quick rundown

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/21/24 (Sat) 15:43:48 №89899 [Quote]

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>>89893
>>89894
Waycob grabs a piece of rubble.
He throws it at goonbot’s core, it does a tiny bit of damage.

>UNO. REVERSE.

Goonbot fires a beam of waycob’s power at waycob, the piece of rubble gets thrown at waycob and gets stuck in his abdomen.

Fighter jets fly by and fire EMP gas missiles at goonbot’s head, they explode and goonbot begins malfunctioning.
>GÖÖÖÖÖÖÓŒŒÒŌÔŒ1010101110

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 15:46:17 №89900 [Quote]

>>89899
can king caca inside the cob bot heal waycob?

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/21/24 (Sat) 15:50:55 №89901 [Quote]

>>89899
sematary starts drilling a hole inside goonbot with his chainsaw

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/21/24 (Sat) 15:51:27 №89902 [Quote]

>>89901
goonbot doesn't feel it because he doesn't have a nerve system or something

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/21/24 (Sat) 15:51:49 №89903 [Quote]

>>89900
No, there is glass in the way

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 15:52:55 №89904 [Quote]

>>89903
Okay then waycob using the last of his cosmic jakking energy fires one more beam at goonbot's left handcannon thingy destroying it

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>>89901
>>89904
Semetary starts drilling a hole indside goonbot with the chainsaw, it will take a while.

Waycob uses the last of his powers to fire a powerful beam at goonbot’s ”handcannon”.

It explodes and a strange substance runs out on the ground.

>Always. Goon. HA. HA. HA.

Goonbot fires a large missile barrage from it’s bibisi silos.
The missiles all hit waycob, killing him.

Chud RJQQLLOW 09/21/24 (Sat) 16:57:17 №89906 [Quote]

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>MAYBE IF I ADD MY FAVOURITE TROONSLOP CHARACTER TO THIS COAL ONE MORE TIME I WILL FINALLY BE A REAL WOM-ACK ACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!

Chud lq^1RIJK 09/21/24 (Sat) 16:58:02 №89907 [Quote]

>>89906
Ignore this nigger xe thinks xe will become a woman the same raisin on al threads

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 17:00:27 №89908 [Quote]

>>89905
cobman becomes mad because of waycob's death starts unleashing cobbot's entire arsenal onto goonbot

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 17:00:39 №89909 [Quote]

>>89906
you have to go back

Chud CABxk3zP 09/21/24 (Sat) 17:01:03 №89910 [Quote]

>>8632086
The arsenal expended includes
EMP missiles
Clusterbombs
Tear gas
Four autocannons from his arms
An acid sprayer

And Cobman gets a bit closer for his mass payload.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/21/24 (Sat) 17:01:31 №89911 [Quote]

>>89908
>>89910

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/21/24 (Sat) 17:04:54 №89912 [Quote]

>>89910
What did you reply to?

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 17:05:23 №89913 [Quote]

>>89912
my post about cob bot's arsenal being unleashed

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/21/24 (Sat) 17:44:28 №89914 [Quote]

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>>89908
>>89910
Cobman gets really mad at goonbot.

>KING CACA, SHARTYMAN, UNLEASH THE WHOLE ARSENAL NOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!

The entire arsenal of the cobmech is unleahsed on goonbot, this results in goonbot suffering heavy damage.

It’s eyes begin to flicker and it struggles to stay functioning because of the EMP.
One missile silo has been destroyed.

Almost the entire arsenal of cobmech has been expanded, OOOOYYYYY!

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/21/24 (Sat) 17:46:03 №89915 [Quote]

a mysterious group of occult gooners go to goon HQ, and go to the secret room where troonclown died, they revive goonclown with their magic, they say to xir "this reality is heavily chaotic, and your death reflects that, come with us"

goonbot fires it's dick laser at your face

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/21/24 (Sat) 17:46:21 №89916 [Quote]

>>89914
FORGOT TO FUCKING REPLY AWARD HOLY raisin

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/21/24 (Sat) 17:46:38 №89917 [Quote]

>>89914
*expended

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 17:48:35 №89918 [Quote]

>>89915
They transport goonclown to another reality and universe entirely..

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 17:50:30 №89919 [Quote]

>>89914
the cobbot proceeds to roundhouse kick the goonbot and then backs away as the national guard start artillery bombardment on the goonbot

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/21/24 (Sat) 18:05:56 №89920 [Quote]

>>89914
sematary finally gets inside goonbot

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/21/24 (Sat) 19:07:07 №89921 [Quote]

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>>89915
>>89918
A strange group of gooners(or something (((else)))) enter the secret room, with their magic they revive goonclown.
>what…what happened…did i overdose on black bvll cum again?
<no, you died.
>oh…
<you see, this reality is chaotic and your death clearly reflects that, come with us and things that has to this point been hidden, will be revealed and so on

Goonclown is transported into a strange reality, or is it even reality?

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/21/24 (Sat) 19:13:58 №89922 [Quote]

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>>89915
>>89919
Goonbot shoots it’s dick gun at the cobmechs head, the helmets visor cracks.

Cobmech roundhouse kicks the goonbot and then backs away.
The national guard starts bombing the raisin out of goonbot with their artillery.

The goonbot is very low on health and is very damaged, but it still has one last trick of its sleeve…

Its eyes and cores begin glowing and its body shakes violently.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/21/24 (Sat) 19:15:37 №89923 [Quote]

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>>89920
Meanwhile, semetary has managed to saw his way inside the goonbot, the artillery strikes makes everything shake.

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 19:17:49 №89924 [Quote]

>>89922
cyborg babyjak who was hiding under the rubble the whole time sees this climbs up the goonbot untill he is near the red chest core, cyborg babyjak initiates his own self destruction sequence and bombs himself his while his last words being "/caca/ won" before dying in a huge explosion that damages the goonbot's red chest spot

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 19:18:25 №89925 [Quote]

>>89923
semetary starts slashing random cables and circuitry with the chainsaw

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/21/24 (Sat) 19:26:45 №89926 [Quote]

>>89923
while doing this >>89925 he progressively gets closer to goonbot's power core

Chud CABxk3zP 09/21/24 (Sat) 19:46:23 №89927 [Quote]

>>89922
Cobmech uses thrusters to evade, bait, and kite the goonbot. He attempts to lead it to the beach.

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/21/24 (Sat) 19:49:42 №89928 [Quote]

>>89927
DONT do this one, my good negro

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/21/24 (Sat) 20:10:06 №89929 [Quote]

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>>89924
Cyborg Babyjak climbs up to the goonbot’s core.
He initiates a self destruction sequence.
>/caca/ won!

Babyjak explodes and blows off a piece of the goonbot’s armor, the core is now exposed, it glows brighter and brighter.

The goonbot is about to self destruct.
Only goonclown knows how devastating it will be…

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/21/24 (Sat) 20:11:35 №89930 [Quote]

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>>89925
>>89926
Meanwhile inside of the goonbot, semetary is cutting through the called to get to the core.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/21/24 (Sat) 20:12:00 №89931 [Quote]

>>89930
*cables

Chud Ago3Do^O 09/21/24 (Sat) 20:15:22 №89932 [Quote]

>>89929
Grab goonbot and fly into the orbit Iron giant style

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/21/24 (Sat) 20:16:43 №89933 [Quote]

>>89930
he finally gets to the core and destroys it

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/21/24 (Sat) 20:17:15 №89934 [Quote]

>>89930
goonbot fires its dick laser at you one last time before it eventually self destructs

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/21/24 (Sat) 20:18:48 №89935 [Quote]

>>89934
don't do this this will kill everyone o algo

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 20:21:30 №89936 [Quote]

>>89934
SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THIS REPLY

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 20:22:41 №89937 [Quote]

>>89930
Semetary reaches the core and ties to disable it if he cant do it in time then cob bot grabs goon bot flies into orbit to sacrifice ximself to save shartyberg

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>>89934
>>89937
The goonbot fires it’s dick laser one last time, the last laser to be fired in this adventure…

Cobmech grabs the goonbot and flies into orbit, as it’s the only way to save shartenburg from total destruction.

Semetary reaches the core, but as he does so he is consumed by its energy…

The greatest show of heroism and gemmery to ever be seen in shartenburg history happens…

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:15:40 №89939 [Quote]

>>89938
every shartenburg citizen watches in awe and shock as they see this

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:18:19 №89940 [Quote]

>>89938
BOOM!

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:19:29 №89941 [Quote]

>>8634207
Okay..this thread has been so fucking gemmy

Chud cPKmr0kd 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:23:37 №89942 [Quote]

>>89938
Goonclown returns to this dimension powered up by the goon cult, fuses with Goonbot, and starts phase 2 of the final boss battle.
Semetary troons out and joins Goonclown's side because he was inside goonbot when the new phase began.

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:25:21 №89943 [Quote]

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>>89942
/god/ appears and erases goonclown from time and space before xe could fuse with goonbot preventing that awful tranny nigger of a prompt from happening

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:26:06 №89944 [Quote]

so what is goonclown's fate o algo

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:26:37 №89945 [Quote]

>>89944
Not determined yet or something

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:31:41 №89946 [Quote]

>>89942
>>89943
don't let these happen, they are retarded, please don't…

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:33:33 №89947 [Quote]

>>89946
my prompt just prevents that pink id chud's prompt from happening albeit

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:34:18 №89948 [Quote]

>>89947
you should't erase goonclown dzmbass, but he doesn't need to be super OP either

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:35:05 №89949 [Quote]

>>89948
*dumbass sorry im phonechadding rn

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:37:38 №89950 [Quote]

>>89948
i think goonclown could be transported by the goon cult to the 'dmin 6 adventures thread universe to start anew since gooners lost in shartenberg

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:37:52 №89951 [Quote]

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>>89939
>>89940
BOOM!
Everyone, including soot watches as the explosion engulfs the night sky

You did it, you saved shartenburg, but at what cost?
You have died.
But atleast you will be remebered, right?

COBMAN: THE SHARTY SAVING ADVENTURE

THE END

Chud vADBhjSR 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:39:51 №89952 [Quote]

>>89951
i cried it was so fucking gemmy.

EVERYONE WHO DIED HELPING COBMAN WERE REMEBERED THEIR NAMES WERE WRITTEN ON THE SHARTENBURG GEMERALD WALL OF HEROES OUTSIDE THE CAPITOL BUILDING ALONGSIDE THE STATUE OF COBMAN

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:39:57 №89953 [Quote]

>>89951
Sorry for the watermark

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:42:55 №89954 [Quote]

>>89944
Check the ’min 6 thread these next few minutes and hours

Chud FXdbZA6y 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:52:08 №89955 [Quote]

glad to have participated chuds

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