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 89169[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

The city of shartenburg has been seeing heavy unrest and chaos ever since Soot became the city administrator. The Goon Gang, once a small criminal network, has evolved into a militia that has taken control of a large chunk of the city. As the city entered a dark age, it needed a hero, and it got one, COBMAN!
While in his gemcave, he finds out that Soot has been kidnapped by the goon gang and is being held hostage at an unknown location.
Cobman must try to save soot and defeat the goon gang, but first he must come up with a plan.
BEGIN!
The news report about the kidnapping of soot keeps playing on the tv, you have figured out that the culprit must be the goon gang, as they are his greatest enemies.
You must now rescue soot, but the road to there will take time and will be difficult.
First reply decides cobmans first action.

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>>89567
>it’s root and the gooner’s fault all of this happened, they are the ones who forced us to unite
Cyberfloyd flies down to you
>you betta give me a betta reason for them crackas being here and sheit

What do you tell him?

 89569[Quote]

>>89568
Cyber-Derek chauvin appears and attacks cyberfloid.
you say to cyberfloyd beforehand that they niggers are trying to use the goon cave to create bibisi weapon to destroy white race.

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>>89569
>those niggers are trying to create a bibisi weapon that can destroy the white race!
<HARD R DETECTED, INITIATING RACIAL PROTECTION
He aims his rocket launcher at you..

Then Cyber chauvin appears and knocks him back.
>long time no see, jiggaboo

 89571[Quote]

>>89570
Cyberfloyd fires the rocket at Cyberchauvin.

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>>89571
Cyberfloyd fires his rocket launcher at Cyberchauvin but because of Chauvin’s superior armor it is very ineffective.
>i see you haven’t changed, floyd

 89573[Quote]

>>89572
BLM arrives on the scene

 89574[Quote]

>>89573
This is starting to get overcrowded

 89575[Quote]

>>89573
I will still do it but i wont accept more characters arriving in this scene

 89576[Quote]

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>>89573
2 members of the BLM movement arrive on the scene.
>oh my scieeeeeence, is that George floyd? AS A CYBORG???
<nigga this is nuts!

 89577[Quote]

>>89576
The scene is filled with so many characters (most from different dimensions) that a dimensional rift opens back to the main universe. Another rift also opens that leads to niggerhell. Both rifts are identical so there's no telling which is which.

 89578[Quote]

>>89576
chauin blasts floyd with his hyperborean laser wich makes the BLM niggas very mad

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>>89578
>>89577
Chauvin fires his hyperborean eye laser at Floyd.
The BLM niggas get really pissed off.
>THIS IS SYSTEMATIC RACISM!!!!

The clusterfuck causes reality itself to deteriorate, two dimensional rifts appear, one leads back to shartenburg and the other leads to niggerhell.

What riff do you choose?

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>>89579
Choose neither but push the BLM activists down the right one and see what happens.

 89581[Quote]

>>89580
Actually push both of them through both rifts to expand the scientific method and send at least one of them to niggerhell.

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>>89581
Chauvin pushes the BLM activists into the rifts, one goes to shartenburg and the other one goes to niggerhell.

They dissapear into the rifts, this does not confirm wich rift goes to shartenburg and wich goes to niggerhell.

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>>89582
I have no idea what i did to nettspend’s face

 89584[Quote]

>>89582
Try to grapple both of them back into goonerhell.

 89585[Quote]

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>>89584
Cobman uses his grappling hooks to grapple them back into goonerhell so that you can know what rift leads into shartenburg.
>NIGGA WHAT WAS THAT?
The nigger says

 89586[Quote]

>>89585
Interrogate the nigger

 89587[Quote]

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>>89586
You interrogate the BLM nigger.
>What did you see?
<ayo nigga i think i was in hell for like a second

 89588[Quote]

>>89587
Also, floyd and chauvin autofight in the background

 89589[Quote]

>>89587
Trust that even a nigger knows what hell looks like. Post a "free 'p" sign next to the right portal then drive thru the left portal.

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>>89589
You post a sing with the inscription ”free ’p next to the right portal to make the gooners go there.
All soystice squad members enter the car and then they drive into the portal…

You come out of the portal, you find yourself in front of the shartenburg capitol and the sootspire.

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>>89590
Then this giant nigger come

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>>89591
A massive colorjak appears, it stares at your car.
>cacapoopoosoot?

 89593[Quote]

Im taking a break for tomorrow and friday, i will possibly also take a break today

 89594[Quote]

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coach z appears, he attacks the massive colorjak

 89595[Quote]

Im taking a break from the thread for today, tomorrow and most likely friday.

 89596[Quote]

Rest has ended, im back

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Meanwhile at Goon Gang HQ, all preparations for the execution of soot are complete.
The goonclown has moved Soot from the dead cracker storage into a huge underground chamber under the hq, it is here soot will be executed in just a few hours.
Soot is being placed in the bibisi, where it is planned that he will die…

The soystice squad do not know that the execution is so close…

 89599[Quote]

up

 89600[Quote]

>>89598
can chudjak get in there using a agarthan portal and shoow the gooners with his ar15

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>>89600
Soot is placed in the bibisi execution device(execution is some hours away).

Then a portal is opened, probably by the dimensional police.
Chudjak steps out of the portal and starts running at the gooners while gunning
>DIE KIKES DIEEEEE!!!!
He misses all his shots because he is a worthless johnsoncel.

The weapon that is attached to the roof fires at the chud, obliterating him.

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Bvmp…

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Bvmp……

 89604[Quote]

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The mystical spirit of brenton tarrant reanimates chud back to life in a aryan form or something

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>>89604
The spirit of brenton tarrant tries to reanimate chud back but can’t because there is nothing left of him to reanimate

He fades away into the aryan 1488th dimension.

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up

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>>89592
Befriend it and drive towards Goon hq

 89608[Quote]

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>>89607
You succeed to get the colorjak to join your team, the soystice squad is now completed, no more members are allowed.

You drive into goon gang territory and towards the hq while the colorjak follows your car.

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>>89608
A security guard from goon HQ shoots your car window and 2 colorjaks, killing them

 89610[Quote]

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>>89609
As you approach the goon gang HQ a security guard with a sniper takes aim at the car.

He first shoots at your cara window and it cracks a bit.
Then he shoots at the colorjak and hits it in between the eyes, it thankfully survives due to its ColorGOD durability
>POOPOOOOOOO!!!!

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making an adventure thread while larping as a real woman

NOW THAT U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR U WILL DIE IN THE NEXT 4 MINS….. MY NAME IS DAVID…IM 3 YEARS OLD…..MY DAD SHOVED PENCIL LEADS UP MY ASS MY MOM BEATS MY WITH A KNIFE 50 TIME A DAY,ONE OF MY EYES R MISSING THE OTHER IS BLEEDING MY DAD LOCKES ME IN THE BASMMENT WITH NO WINDOWS NO AIR NO LIGHT AND THE ROOF IS ALWAYS LEKING THEY ONLY GIVE ME TOLITE WATER AND BREAD CRUST,COPY AND PASTE THIS TO 50 OTHER THREADS IN 15 MINS OR U WILL WAKE UP AT EXACKLY 1:00AM SEEING A LITTLE BOY AT THE END OF THE BED WITH A BIG KITCHEN KNIFE. PPL I HAVE KILLED: SUMMER: ONLY DID 15 BEFORE HER BEDTIME , NEXT MORNING SHE WAS FOUND WITH A DEEP CUT ON HER NECK U SOULD HAVE SAW IT IN THE NEWS IN 1987 ANDREW: HE THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE,NOW HES HISTORY.HE DIED A SLOW AND PAINFULL DEATH.ON TV IN 1979 RACHELLE: ONLY READ HALF OF THIS AND DIDNT EVEN DO WHAT I TOLD HER NEXED MORNING THE PARENTS FOUND HER HAGING IN HER CLOSET, THERE WAS A LOT OF KNIFE MARKS ON HER BODY,ON THE RADIO 1947WARNING! There once was a soyjak, a soyjak that always forgot to take his meds. Now, he's been set free and is roaming this website looking for his new victims. If you have seen this thread, you must immedietally respond with "Spare me feraljak", and then copy and paste this into a new thread along with pic related, or else your mother will die in her sleep.
No immunities work, including the immunity dog.>NOW THAT U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR U WILL DIE IN THE NEXT 4 MINS….. MY NAME IS DAVID…IM 3 YEARS OLD…..MY DAD SHOVED PENCIL LEADS UP MY ASS MY MOM BEATS MY WITH A KNIFE 50 TIME A DAY,ONE OF MY EYES R MISSING THE OTHER IS BLEEDING MY DAD LOCKES ME IN THE BASMMENT WITH NO WINDOWS NO AIR NO LIGHT AND THE ROOF IS ALWAYS LEKING THEY ONLY GIVE ME TOLITE WATER AND BREAD CRUST,COPY AND PASTE THIS TO 50 OTHER THREADS IN 15 MINS OR U WILL WAKE UP AT EXACKLY 1:00AM SEEING A LITTLE BOY AT THE END OF THE BED WITH A BIG KITCHEN KNIFE. PPL I HAVE KILLED: SUMMER: ONLY DID 15 BEFORE HER BEDTIME , NEXT MORNING SHE WAS FOUND WITH A DEEP CUT ON HER NECK U SOULD HAVE SAW IT IN THE NEWS IN 1987 ANDREW: HE THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE,NOW HES HISTORY.HE DIED A SLOW AND PAINFULL DEATH.ON TV IN 1979 RACHELLE: ONLY READ HALF OF THIS AND DIDNT EVEN DO WHAT I TOLD HER NEXED MORNING THE PARENTS FOUND HER HAGING IN HER CLOSET, THERE WAS A LOT OF KNIFE MARKS ON HER BODY,ON THE RADIO 1947WARNING!

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>>89611
Nigga…

 89613[Quote]

The Goon Gang, once a small criminal network, has evolved into a militia that has taken control of a large chunk of the city. As the city entered a dark age, it needed a hero, and it got one, COBMAN! NOW THAT U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR U WILL DIE IN THE NEXT 4 MINS….. MY NAME IS DAVID…IM 3 YEARS OLD…..MY DAD SHOVED PENCIL LEADS UP MY ASS MY MOM BEATS MY WITH A KNIFE 50 TIME A DAY,ONE OF MY EYES R MISSING THE OTHER IS BLEEDING MY DAD LOCKES ME IN THE BASMMENT WITH NO WINDOWS NO AIR NO LIGHT AND THE ROOF IS ALWAYS LEKING THEY ONLY GIVE ME TOLITE WATER AND BREAD CRUST,COPY AND PASTE THIS TO 50 OTHER THREADS IN 15 MINS OR U WILL WAKE UP AT EXACKLY 1:00AM SEEING A LITTLE BOY AT THE END OF THE BED WITH A BIG KITCHEN KNIFE. PPL I HAVE KILLED: SUMMER: ONLY DID 15 BEFORE HER BEDTIME , NEXT MORNING SHE WAS FOUND WITH A DEEP CUT ON HER NECK U SOULD HAVE SAW IT IN THE NEWS IN 1987 ANDREW: HE THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE,NOW HES HISTORY.HE DIED A SLOW AND PAINFULL DEATH.ON TV IN 1979 RACHELLE: ONLY READ HALF OF THIS AND DIDNT EVEN DO WHAT I TOLD HER NEXED MORNING THE PARENTS FOUND HER HAGING IN HER CLOSET, THERE WAS A LOT OF KNIFE MARKS ON HER BODY,ON THE RADIO 1947

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>>89610
shoot him with the gorilla gun

 89615[Quote]

the sixth admin of the website says he hears cattle farts when somebody forces a toddler show and Belial's voice.

 89616[Quote]

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>>89614
King caca fires the gorilla gun in the direction of the sniper but it does not have enough range.

The sniper will shoot again in 2 turns.

>>89615
Wrong adventure thread

 89617[Quote]

>>89616
Cobman teleport behind the gooner and kill him

 89618[Quote]

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>>89617
You use your powers to teleport behind the security guard before he can shoot again.
>nigga wha-
You shoot him several times until his head completely blows up.

 89619[Quote]

>>89618
This power can’t be used for another 20 turns

 89620[Quote]

>>89618
go back to the car

 89621[Quote]

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>>89620
You use the grappling hook to swing down from the roof of the goon gang HQ since you can’t use teleport for 20 turns.

You go back to the car, it takes a while.
You enter the car and prepare to drive it to the door of the goon gang HQ.

The final battle is near.

 89622[Quote]

>>89621
Fnf pedo revive the first gooner and he become the "goonman"

 89623[Quote]

>>89622
Do you mean the one in the ice cream truck?

 89624[Quote]

>>89623
Yes he the first gooner that die

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>>89622
Fnf pedo who is goonclown’s right hand man has managed to revive the first gooner that died in the adventure after experimenting on him for days. He is now the goonman.

Fnf pedo says to goonman
>mi creación, cobman and his squad has arrived at the gates of the HQ, prepare to defend the execution room

 89626[Quote]

drive into goon gang HQ like a boss

 89627[Quote]

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>>89626
You drive the car straight into the gate of goon gang HQ like a boss.
The gate doors are slammed open and the car goes into the first room while colorjak follows.

You are met by a hail of bullets as dozens of gooners shoot at your car.

 89628[Quote]

>>89627
the bullets break the window and they start shooting at colorjak, heavily injuring him

 89629[Quote]

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>>89628
The gooners shoot at the cars windows.
They completely shatter, cobman is now exposed.

The gooners start shooting at colorjak, he gets severely injured near the eye.

HOW the HELL do you stop this from becoming a disaster?

 89630[Quote]

>>89629
In a surprise twist, a jartycuck named 'Jartyman' and 2 swedes ambush the gooners and kill xhem.

 89631[Quote]

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>>89630
Another hero group arrives to save the day, it’s jartyman and the swedes!
(They are allies but can’t permanently join soystice squad because the member limit has been reached)

>itz jardee time!

They jump out of a window and quickly dispatch of 3 gooners.
Cobman says
>Thank you, i guess

More gooners begin shooting from offscreen, there are lots of them in the room.

 89632[Quote]

>>89631
you get out of your car, suddenly, a hatch on the roof opens, and someone jumps out of it, it's… MAGICIAN FLOYD!

 89633[Quote]

>>89632
Last new character of the thread. Its beginning to get overcrowded and i dont want to repeat the goonerhell clusterfuck

 89634[Quote]

>>89633
please… just a few more? i've waited to do this… please my nigga…

 89635[Quote]

>>89633
you should, geg

 89636[Quote]

>>89634
On the next scenes, i will make them bigger to fit more characters

 89637[Quote]

>>89636
thanks my nigga

 89638[Quote]

There are 7 people in the car that will now exit, just so you know.

 89639[Quote]

>>89632
He dies instanly because he can't breathe

 89640[Quote]

>>89638
oh raisin, didn't know that… well ok than, i hope floyd has a chance to actually do something

 89641[Quote]

>>89631
Jartyman generates a Soylent Gun and you follow him to the johnson while killing more gooners on the way.

 89642[Quote]

>>89641
*Bibisi

 89643[Quote]

>>89641
The bibisi is in goonerhell, also going to goonerhell again is pointless, the only reason you were there was to get into the hq

 89644[Quote]

>>89643
I mean the Bibisi weapon being used to kill soot

 89645[Quote]

gemmy thread

 89646[Quote]

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>>89632
>>89641
Jartyman generates a soylent gun and all the soystice squad members exit the car.
They fight their way trough the gooner hordes while jartyman and cobman leads the way.

You enter the next room and even more gooners face you.
Just as they are about the shoot, a hatch in the roof opens and magician floyd jumps out.
>sheit just anotha day in da hood

 89647[Quote]

>>89646
jartyman and the swedes will be fighting against the gooners, while you and the gang are going to face off against magician floyd

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>>89647
Jartyman and the swedes charge at the gooners, jartyman shoots his soylent gun at the gooners.
The gooners open fire and one of the swedes get severely injured.

Magician floyd rises into the air and charges up an attack.

>you ain’t know nothing bout my powah!


Magician floyd is a miniboss, you must defeat him in order to get to the elevator that leads down to the execution room.

 89649[Quote]

>>89648
floyd shoots a fireball at you, you and baba manage to dodge it, the fireball hit's the ground and blows up, the 'plier gets badly burnt, but is still alive

 89650[Quote]

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>>89649
Magician floyd shoots a fireball at you.
You and king caca dodge it and the fireball hits the ground and blows up right in devin’s face.

>OOOOYYYYYYY!!!

He screams.
He gets badly burnt but is still alive.

Floyd taunts you
>aint you niggas gon do some raisin? Why you just standin there, yall wanna die?

Meanwhile, the swedes and jartyman push back the gooners.

 89651[Quote]

>>89650
you shoot him with your shotgun, he blocks most of the bullets with his magic shield, but a few still hit him

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>>89651
You fire your shotgun at floyd, he summons a magic sheild that blocks most of the bullets, but some do hit him and deal about 10% damage to him.

 89653[Quote]

>>89652
you shoot him with your shotgun again twice

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>>89653
You shoot floyd again twice, but his sheild blocks it.
>why you crackas so stoopid?
Floyd begins charging up, lightning shoots out of him, it hits colorjak and wounds him even more.
>YALL FINNA DIE CRACKAS, AHAHH… AHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!
He is about to do something big, you must do something…

 89655[Quote]

>>89654
floyd gets mad and smashes into the ground, causing your team to topple over, but come back up shortly after, floyd cast's an african voodoo lust spell on you and king baba, which makes you have hot steamy gay sex, making you unable to fight

 89656[Quote]

>>89654
^Nigger above me is thrown at magician floyd (Lightspeed btw) and breaks floyd's shield, killing them both.

 89657[Quote]

>>89654
Also Cobman screams:
>TOTAL NIGGER DEATH!
Giving him 500% Power, Speed and Health

 89658[Quote]

>>89657
He realises that Jartyman is a nigger and then says:
>PARTIAL NIGGER DEATH!
Giving him an extra 250% Power, Speed and Health;
floyd's neo-vagina leaks as he dies.

 89659[Quote]

>It's just getting started…

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>>89655
>>89656
>>89657
>>89658
Floyd smashes into the ground, knocking the soystice squad over. They come back up shortly after.
Floyd prepares to cast a lust spell.

>DIS ENDS NOW CR-

The dimensional police throw a user id at Floyd at lightspeed, crushing him(everything thats completely bonkers happens because of the dimensional police because it just does ok).

Floyd leaks and says
>i…cant..breathe….
Before dying.

You scream
>TOTAL NIGGER DEATH!
And you get a power, health and speed boost.

 89661[Quote]

>>89660
while floyd was distracted by your hot gay sex, charlie launches a fire attack at floyd, causing a lot of damage, but doesn't kill him, his clothes and hat burn off, revealing his giant black johnson

 89662[Quote]

>>89661
WTF NOOOOOO

 89663[Quote]

>>89662
AAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKK

 89664[Quote]

well nevermind, fuck this, some random nigger ruined it because xhe thought it was funny, im going to sleep now, see you later niggas

 89665[Quote]

>>89664
On the bright side, floyd did more damage to your squad than any other boss

 89666[Quote]

>>89660
This is the only time i will allow something like this to happen btw

 89667[Quote]

>>89660
You run to the execution room as fast as possible. However, once you get there, it turns out the execution device was destroyed by Jartyman and the Swedes (he knows how to create guided User ID missles from thin air, BECAUSE HE JUST KNOWS OKAY?!) who, with soot, are fighting the fnf pedo over who can goon to soytan the most. on the bright side, Baby Swede is reunited with the 2 adult swedes (They are a couple if u don't know).
Also Feraljak appears, forcing a revived Chud to take his meds.



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