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 β„–89169[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

The city of shartenburg has been seeing heavy unrest and chaos ever since Soot became the city administrator. The Goon Gang, once a small criminal network, has evolved into a militia that has taken control of a large chunk of the city. As the city entered a dark age, it needed a hero, and it got one, COBMAN!
While in his gemcave, he finds out that Soot has been kidnapped by the goon gang and is being held hostage at an unknown location.
Cobman must try to save soot and defeat the goon gang, but first he must come up with a plan.
BEGIN!
The news report about the kidnapping of soot keeps playing on the tv, you have figured out that the culprit must be the goon gang, as they are his greatest enemies.
You must now rescue soot, but the road to there will take time and will be difficult.
First reply decides cobmans first action.

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>>89667
Too much

 β„–89669[Quote]

>>89667
Only half of this will become reality, this is the final battle and its supposed to be challenging

 β„–89670[Quote]

>>89665
>>89666
alright, thanks i guess…

 β„–89671[Quote]

>>89668
>>89669
Okay. Jartyman betrays Cobman and ingests the Bibisi of FNF pedo, becoming THE WARSAW RAPIST.

 β„–89672[Quote]

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>>89671
You enter the room where the elevator that leads down to the execution chamber is.
The swedes lay dead on the floor, they have been killed by jartyman…
Jartyman has betrayed you, infact he was never on your side, he was a double agent…

He ingests the bibisi of FNF pedo, he begins transforming into the most vantablack thing you have ever seen, THE WARSAW RAPIST!

Another mini boss fight begins right after the last one ended…

 β„–89673[Quote]

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>WOW! THIS IS LIKE MUH TRANIME PLOT ARMORINO MOMENTS!!!

 β„–89674[Quote]

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>SO KINO, SO HECKING UNEXPECTED!!

 β„–89675[Quote]

>>89672
Also fnf pedo escaped down the elevator

 β„–89676[Quote]

>>89675
and troons out

 β„–89677[Quote]

>>89672
Warsaw Rapist teleports behind Charlie, his Bibisi so strong that the cum explodes through the victim's stomach. He swipes at Cobman with his nigger fists.

 β„–89678[Quote]

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>>89676
While going down the elevator, fnf pedo randomly troons out.

 β„–89679[Quote]

>>89678
he then ACKs ximself

 β„–89680[Quote]

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>>89677
Warsaw rapist teleports behind Charlie and puts his bibisi inside of her, he cums so hard that her stomach explodes, this immobilizes and almost kills her.

>GOOOOOOON!!!!!
He swipes at cobman but misses.

 β„–89681[Quote]

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>>89679
FNF pedo ACKs ximself inside of the elevator, this means one less enemy in the final battle.

 β„–89682[Quote]

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>>89680
chikeen and bober kurwaaa enter the room and try to convince warsaw rapist to stop being a raisinskin polock nigger and help cobman so he could redeem ximself

 β„–89683[Quote]

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>>89682
Cheekeen and bober enter the room and try to convince warsaw rapist to stop being a poolack nigger and help cobman.

>oh please, glorious rapist, you are needed to save soot

Cheekeen says.

>let me think about it…

 β„–89684[Quote]

>>89683
bober pulls out a pierogi thats laced with hyperborean aryan cum that will turn warsaw rapist white if he consumes it or something o algo

 β„–89685[Quote]

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>>89684
Bober pulls out a pierogi with aryan cum on it, it will turn warsaw rapist white if he eats it.
>i ye wants it
>kuuuurwa bober

 β„–89686[Quote]

>>89685
Then warsaw rapist eat pierogi and he explode

 β„–89687[Quote]

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>>89686
Bober throws the pierogi to warsaw rapist, he eats it and turns white, but in the process his stomach explodes and he loses 30% of his health.

 β„–89688[Quote]

>>89687
He mutates into a super aryan creature monster or whatever

 β„–89689[Quote]

>>89687
Bober eats the window and spits it at big colourjak

 β„–89690[Quote]

*elevator window

 β„–89691[Quote]

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>>89688
>>89689
Warsaw rapist mutates further and turns into an aryan supersoldier, he regains some health.

Bober eats a piece of the elevator door and spits it at colorjak, some pieces of it pierce his skin and get stuck.
>CACAPOOOOOOOO!!!!!
If it continues like this, colorjak may not survive.

Warsaw rapist fires 3 beams from his aryan tentacles and you, you get wounded.

 β„–89692[Quote]

>>89691
The Warsaw rapist guy was a doll era scat spammer

 β„–89693[Quote]

>>89691
Cobman tell Bober to stop

 β„–89694[Quote]

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is it a bird? is it a plane? NO. it's STOID!!!! TRALALA

 β„–89695[Quote]

>>89694
Gassy, go tell this nu variant to fuck off.

 β„–89696[Quote]

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>>89695
im sorry.. what was that?

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>>89696
>REEE MY raisinTY RETARDED NU VARIANT THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT IS ARYAN!!!

 β„–89698[Quote]

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>>89697
wow buddy you sound retarded, maybe take a chill pill?

 β„–89699[Quote]

>>89698
ok dude, but just remember not to derail the thread again. Promise?

 β„–89700[Quote]

>>89699
yeah yeah ofc
anyways stoidjak gets in there and says xis signature catchphrase "it's stoidin time" and swiftly kills the warsaw rapist

 β„–89701[Quote]

>>89700
your still derailing the thread by making your nu variant unreasonably overpowered, Also he's trans btw

 β„–89702[Quote]

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>>89701
*you're

 β„–89703[Quote]

>>89702
FUCK, I'M ESL ON THIS FUCKING IMAGEBOARD AND I CAN"T DO raisin ABOUT IT!

 β„–89704[Quote]

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>>89693
>stop, you are supposed to be on my side!
<sorry, i wuz juzt doing the hawk tuah and spat on that thang o kurwa
Bober stops.

>>89692
Idk if this is a prompt or not

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>>89704
Just context

 β„–89706[Quote]

>>89704
King caca and Cobman jump down the elevator

 β„–89707[Quote]

>>89704
But Warsaw rapist grabs Cobman and begins to choke him.

 β„–89708[Quote]

>>89704
Bober and cheken reveal that they are Ded cord agents

 β„–89709[Quote]

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>>89706
>>89707
>>89708
King caca and cobman jump into the elevator, but warsaw rapist grabs cobman and starts choking him.
>Thiz is ze end for you, do widzenia
Cobman’s vision begins to narrow as he struggles to breathe.

Cheeken says
>cluck cluck, cobman! We were on the gooner’s side this whole time, any last words?

 β„–89710[Quote]

>>89709
Warsaw rapist is slowly turning back to normal, but grips harder and harder on Cobman, not realising that the big colourjak is healing from its wounds and is getting ready for a big attack.

 β„–89711[Quote]

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>>89710
The effect of the pierogi begins to subside and warsaw rapist slowly starts turning back to normal, but he grips harder and harder on Cobman with his remaining aryan powers.
>poΕΌegnanie, cobman!

Meanwhile, the colorjak has healed a bit, its eyes begin to glow as it charges up a big attack.

 β„–89712[Quote]

wtf happened

 β„–89713[Quote]

>>89711
Teleport out of warsaw rapist's clutches then blast the traitor Cheeken into feathers.

 β„–89714[Quote]

>>89711
Colourjak shoots an Autistic Rainbow Beam that slices the Warsaw Rapist's Legs off.

 β„–89715[Quote]

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>>89713
>>89714
You teleport out of warsaw rapist’s clutches(you can’t use it again for 20 turns)
You blast cheeken into feathers with your shotgun.

>POOOPOOOOSOOOOOT!!!!!!!!

Colorjak shoots autistic rainbow beams β„’ at warsaw rapist’s legs, slicing them off and draining his health to 50%

 β„–89716[Quote]

>>89715
Warsaw rapist loses his aryan powers and becomes vantablack again. King caca throws bober into the Colorjak lazer.

 β„–89717[Quote]

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>>89716
Warsaw rapist fully loses his aryan powers and turns back into his normal vantablack form.

King caca lifts up bober with his staff and throws him at colorjak, who shoots his lasers at him.
>KUUUURRRWWW-ACK!

Bober gets completely disintigrated.

 β„–89718[Quote]

>>89717
cobman blasts warsaw rapist's head off

 β„–89719[Quote]

>>89717
ghost of the previously killed chud appears and posseses swede and helps cobman fight the warsaw rapist

 β„–89720[Quote]

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>>89718
>>89719
You fire your shotgun at warsaw rapist’s head, it takes a few shots but after that his head gets blasted off his body.

BOSS DEFEATED

The ghost of the chud that got killed in the execution room phases trough the wall and posseses the baby swede, this makes baby swede a lot stronger and he is no longer completely useless.

Also Charlie died some turns ago because of her injuries and the fact that the rest of the squad stood on her body the entire fight.

 β„–89721[Quote]

Had to remake it 5 times award

 β„–89722[Quote]

>>89721

where does the cobgang go now

 β„–89723[Quote]

>>89722
Its pretty obvious

 β„–89724[Quote]

>>89723
to hell

 β„–89725[Quote]

>>89723
lets go to le heckin elevator to save soot now

 β„–89726[Quote]

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>>89725
All of the soystice squad exept for colorjak, because he is too big, enter the elevator.

You take it down to the bottom floor.

The door opens and you are now in the execution chamber…

Goonclown, Root and Goonman stand on the platform, 2 gooner leaders in one spot and their strongest soldier on their side.

>giggly goo! We have been waiting for you, cobman…
Goonclown says.

>you wont get away this time!
Root says.

>im gonna kill this nigga!
Goonman yells.

EXECUTION OF SOOT IS IN 10 TURNS!

This is it, this IS the final battle and the last chance to save soot.

 β„–89727[Quote]

>>89726
use the spade attack at the gooners and 4cucks

 β„–89728[Quote]

>>89726
King Caca erects a shield while Cobman orders Devin to fetch some material for additional cover.

 β„–89729[Quote]

>>89720
Call for extradimensional help

 β„–89730[Quote]

>>89726
chud possesed babyswede yells sieg heil which makes 3 aryan chuddies with unregistered assault rifles appear out of a agarthan portal to help cobman

 β„–89731[Quote]

>>89726
colorjak falls through the ceiling and hits the big laser thing throwing the sniper off of it and damaging it a little

 β„–89732[Quote]

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>>89727
>>89728
You unleash SPADE STRIKE! on the gooners and 4cucks.
The spades hit the 4cucks and kill them all, but they miss the gooners.

>devin, fetch me some cover!

Devin goes away to find cover meterial, he will be back in 3 turns.

The 4cucks start shooting at the soystice squad, cobman gets a bit injured.

>>89729
>>89730
>>89731
Next turn(dont give more prompts until after)

 β„–89733[Quote]

>>89732
Forgot to mention the sheild but its there

 β„–89734[Quote]

>>89732
suddenly, a zombified negrofied Jacob Rothschild rises from the floor and grabs you by the foot and slams you to the ground, he then says "give me your brain, you filthy gentile!"

also, he is a clown too, don't ask why, xhe just is, ok?

 β„–89735[Quote]

>>89732 u witerally forgot about my prompt albeit acking myself rn

 β„–89736[Quote]

>>89735
I did not, it will be in next turn

 β„–89737[Quote]

>>89736
ok saar ill wait till next turn

 β„–89738[Quote]

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>>89729
>>89730
>>89731
>>89734
You call for extradimensional help, but the dimensional police is just watching and enjoying the show.

Chudded baby swede yells
>SIEG HEIL!
3 portals open and out of them come 3 chuddies with assault rifles.

The roof breaks and colorjak falls on the laser, damaging it, the sniper is thrown off, he makes a familiar scream while falling and dies instantly when he hits the ground.

As the chuds and gooners shoot eachother, zombieniggerclown Jacob Rothschild rises from floor and grabs cobman by the foot and slams him on the ground.
>GIVE ME YOUR BRAIN, FILTHY GENTILE!

 β„–89739[Quote]

>>89738
you blow the rothschilds head off with your shotgun, and you shoot the gooner at the top of the big gun, the gooner dies and falls down on one of the other gooners on the ground and crushes them

 β„–89740[Quote]

>>89739
whoops fuck, nevermind, snipers already dead, ignore that segment

 β„–89741[Quote]

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>>89738
suddenly sharty man swings into the room to help cobman and webswings over to giggly goon clown kicking xer in the face mid swing
before landing and punching root off the platform

 β„–89742[Quote]

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>>89739
>>89741
You blow rothschild’s head off with 3 shots of your shotgun.

Shartyman swings in and kicks the goonclown in the face, he lands and punches Root off the platform.
>who invited you?
Goonman says.

one of the chuds get injured by the gooner guns.

 β„–89743[Quote]

>>89742
goonclown quickly gets up, and pulls xher pants down, xhe unleashes a large wave of diarrhea that launches sharty man through the walls of the building (don't worry, hes relatively ok), goonclown has a black(ed) eye now, but is mostly uninjured, root comes back up and climbs up the platform

 β„–89744[Quote]

>>89742
King caca heals the injured chud with a healing spell
Colorjak tries to get the laser to fall off its supports

 β„–89745[Quote]

>>89742
Cobman assists the chudgunners against the Henchmen.
King Caca uses the Gorilla Gun to power up the musical artists (Trent and the shirtless dude) into super gorilla niggers. The gorilla-upped individuals wreak havoc on the gooner henchmen.

 β„–89746[Quote]

>>89742
baby swede pulls out a hyperborean nordic vial full of vril and gives it to cobman to drink so he can go super aryan 1 and 1v1 goonman

 β„–89747[Quote]

This may take a while

 β„–89748[Quote]

>>89742
The Spadesons summon Ricardo Milos and Tyrone, both allied with gooners.

 β„–89749[Quote]

>>89748
ermm never happened award

 β„–89750[Quote]

>>89749
Will totally happen award

 β„–89751[Quote]

>>89748
DO THIS

 β„–89752[Quote]

I will probably split this into 2 turns, also devin will arrive.
No more prompts until after next 2 turns ok

 β„–89753[Quote]

>>89752
yes saar

 β„–89754[Quote]

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>>>8585528
>yes saar

 β„–89755[Quote]

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>>89754
us indian are da real aryans saar u will not redeem the card btw

 β„–89756[Quote]

Fuck it, im taking a break until tomorrow, i need to rest

 β„–89757[Quote]

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>Fuck it, im taking a break until tomorrow, i need to rest

 β„–89758[Quote]

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>>Fuck it, im taking a break until tomorrow, i need to rest

 β„–89759[Quote]

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>>>Fuck it, im taking a break until tomorrow, i need to rest

 β„–89760[Quote]

>>89756
>>89752
Suffering from success

 β„–89761[Quote]

kill this thread janny

 β„–89762[Quote]

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>kill this thread janny

 β„–89763[Quote]

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>>kill this thread janny

 β„–89764[Quote]

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>>89743
>>89744
>>89745
>>89746
>>89748
Devin returns and brings with him some cover.

Goonclown pulls down xher pants and unleashes a wave of diarrhea on shartyman, he gets launched through the wall.

King caca heals the injured chud, colorjak tries to get the laser to fall down, the supports start cracking.
King caca then shoots the gorilla gun at trent and nettsend, this turns them into very powerful gorilla niggers, they join the fight and wreak havoc.

Swede baby gives cobman a vial full of vril, he drinks it and goes super aryan 1.
>ITS ARYANIN’ TIME!

Super aryan cobman starts assisting the chuds and nigger artists against the gooners, this makes the spadesons summon their own superniggers, Ricardo Milos and Tyrone.

 β„–89765[Quote]

>>89764
Is that the 2 turns?

 β„–89766[Quote]

>>89765
Yes, i managed to somehow fit it into one

 β„–89767[Quote]

>>89764
Cobman unleashes Spade strike. Colorjak stomps on the laser with all his might, aiming to crush some of the gooners. Devin continuously pushes the cover to guard Cob Gang's shooters.

Ricardo and Tyrone fight the negrofied heroes 2v2. Goonman flanks Cobman and hits him.



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