The city of shartenburg has been seeing heavy unrest and chaos ever since Soot became the city administrator. The Goon Gang, once a small criminal network, has evolved into a militia that has taken control of a large chunk of the city. As the city entered

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Cobman Adventure: save shartenburg Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 10:58:52 №89169 [Last 50 Posts][Quote]

The city of shartenburg has been seeing heavy unrest and chaos ever since Soot became the city administrator. The Goon Gang, once a small criminal network, has evolved into a militia that has taken control of a large chunk of the city. As the city entered a dark age, it needed a hero, and it got one, COBMAN!
While in his gemcave, he finds out that Soot has been kidnapped by the goon gang and is being held hostage at an unknown location.
Cobman must try to save soot and defeat the goon gang, but first he must come up with a plan.
BEGIN!
The news report about the kidnapping of soot keeps playing on the tv, you have figured out that the culprit must be the goon gang, as they are his greatest enemies.
You must now rescue soot, but the road to there will take time and will be difficult.
First reply decides cobmans first action.

Chud 7gOJ36s! 09/05/24 (Thu) 17:34:48 №89368 [Quote]

>>89364
Cobman reactives his slow ability to try and save the baby as fast as he can before the bullets hit him

Chud 7gOJ36s! 09/05/24 (Thu) 17:34:59 №89369 [Quote]

>>89368
while also dodging the bullets

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:49:17 №89370 [Quote]

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>>89367
>>89368
>>89369
You snap your fingers and activate the time slow ability again.
You pick up the baby and save him before the bullets can hit.

You then action slide under the gooners and smash in the door, time goes back to normal and king caca follows.
The ability can’t be used for another 20 turns again.

You have now entered something that looks like a test lab or a collection room, there are lots of objects of gooning stored in the room.
You hear a strange sound from deeper inside the building.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:53:15 №89371 [Quote]

>>89370
Blast the purple minion before he escapes

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 21:13:18 №89372 [Quote]

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>>89371
You go to the goon minions glass container and blast it with your shotgun. The strange green subsance runs out on the floor, it smells incredibly gassy.
Despite getting shot in the head, the minion survives.
^goooooooooooon!

Chud CABxk3zP 09/05/24 (Thu) 21:16:09 №89373 [Quote]

>>89372
Take a lot of steps back and try to talk with him. If he tries to atrack, empty three shotgun shells into him.

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/05/24 (Thu) 21:16:42 №89374 [Quote]

>>89372
nettspend and sematary come out of a rick and morty portal

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 21:42:18 №89375 [Quote]

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>>89373
>>89374
You take several steps back and try to talk to the goon minion.
>hey, you understand me, right?
^haha, gooooooon, hahaha!
The minion tries to jump at you and you shoot him 3 times, his dead body drops to the floor.

A Rick and Morty portal opens and the literal who rappers step out of it.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/05/24 (Thu) 21:46:17 №89376 [Quote]

>>89375
Ask them if they're gooners or not

Chud 7gOJ36s! 09/05/24 (Thu) 21:48:03 №89377 [Quote]

>>89375
whats up with the purple minion guy in the test tube, he might have something to do with the gooner outbreak

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 21:57:10 №89378 [Quote]

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>>89376
>literally who are you? Are you gooners?
Sematary responds.
<of course not, we are not gooners, we came here to stop the gooners

Chud CABxk3zP 09/05/24 (Thu) 21:58:56 №89379 [Quote]

>>89378
Have them join your party then collect the body pillow as bait

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 22:20:56 №89380 [Quote]

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>>89379
>wanna join our team?
<sure, lets kick some gooner ass!
The rappers officially join your party.

King caca smashes the bodypillow test tube and takes the body pillow as bait.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/05/24 (Thu) 22:31:12 №89381 [Quote]

>>89380
Proceed to the next room

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 23:01:20 №89382 [Quote]

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>>89381
Your party enters the next room.

This room is filled with gooners, they are defending the entrance to a tunnel, you hear the strange sound echoing from the tunnel, the sound of something moving.

Chud tXlleUfg 09/05/24 (Thu) 23:04:00 №89383 [Quote]

>>89382
ask what the sound is

Chud L6CHg6xL 09/05/24 (Thu) 23:04:16 №89384 [Quote]

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>>89382
Kill gooners and go in the tunnels, you will find (((someone))) inside

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 23:06:14 №89385 [Quote]

>>89383
>>89384
Its past midnight for me, im gonna do these when i wake up

Chud 6OgnXeAg 09/05/24 (Thu) 23:06:25 №89386 [Quote]

>>89382
MARYLIN MANSON ATTACKS COBMAN

Chud Ckl9tqpX 09/06/24 (Fri) 05:41:02 №89387 [Quote]

up

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 09:18:02 №89388 [Quote]

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>>89383
>>89384
>whats that sound?
>none of your business!

Everyone attacks the gooners at once, cobman blasts one with his shotgun, sematary saws one and king caca uses his /caca/borean magic on one.
Sematary charges forward and saws the last remaining gooners to pieces, he does get stabbed a bit doe.

Your party enters the tunnel, after walking for just a bit they come across (((devin)))

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 09:48:36 №89389 [Quote]

>>89386
This is queued until after the devin encounter

Chud hdwW6AaO 09/06/24 (Fri) 11:35:58 №89390 [Quote]

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pickle inspector appears

Chud CABxk3zP 09/06/24 (Fri) 11:40:39 №89391 [Quote]

>>89388
Put a collar and leash on his neck and tell him to roll on the ground if he wants a treat

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 12:01:15 №89392 [Quote]

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>>89391
You take out a color and leash and throw it on (((devin)))’s neck like a lasso.
>roll if you want a treat
(((Devin))) says
%%>(((oy vey, i thought we were the master, but now goyim is master over me!)))%%

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 12:01:27 №89393 [Quote]

>>89390
Wont fit into the image

Chud CABxk3zP 09/06/24 (Fri) 12:02:29 №89394 [Quote]

>>89392
Feed him a cookie for acknowledging your ownership of him

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 12:33:24 №89395 [Quote]

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>>89394
You feed (((devin))) a cookie for acknowledging your ownership of him.
The soystice squad(thats their name for now) now has a new member, a guard jew.

You keep hearing the strange sound from deeper within the tunnel, devin was not the one making it, whatever thing is making it is much bigger.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/06/24 (Fri) 12:35:07 №89396 [Quote]

>>89395
Venture deeper into the tunnel

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 12:56:14 №89397 [Quote]

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>>89396
The soystice squad venture deeper inside the tunnel, after a while the tunnel splits into 2.
One of the tunnels lead to scullybots lair and the other leads to goonerhell.
You hear the strange sound coming from scullybots lair.

Choose wisely

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/06/24 (Fri) 12:57:16 №89398 [Quote]

>>89397
go to the lair

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 13:39:35 №89399 [Quote]

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>>89398
You enter the lair of scullybot, you find the source of the strange metallic sounds.
Its scullybot, one of the strongest gooner units.
He menacingly walks towards you.
>WHO DARES TO DISTURB MY GOON SESH!?

The second boss fight of the adventure begins, you must defeat scullybot to be able to exit the building.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/06/24 (Fri) 13:53:37 №89400 [Quote]

>>89399
Cobman attempts shoot scullybot's eyes out while the chainsaw rapper tries to cut the arm off. King caca deploys a magic shield that has its own HP

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 14:29:39 №89401 [Quote]

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>>89400
Cobman shoots at scullybot’s eyes, he manages to take out one eye and deal about 5% damage to scullybot.
In the meantime sematary jumps up to scullybot’s arm and tries to cut it off but fails.

Scullybot responds by shooting a beam from his claw at sematary, sematary gets thrown back to the wall and loses half his health, scullybot also shoots a eye laser at cobman but misses.

King caca deploys a magic sheild to defend against scullybot’s attacks, it is currently at 100 hp

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/06/24 (Fri) 14:33:58 №89402 [Quote]

>>89401
nettspend summons an army of buff babyjaks and tells them to attack scullybot

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 15:46:41 №89403 [Quote]

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>>89402
Nettspend uses his dark rapper magic or whatever to summon 3 buff babyjaks.
>ATTACK!
The babyjaks start punching and kicking the metal, it does minimal damage but scullybot has a hard time getting them off of him due to his slow speed.

Chud cPKmr0kd 09/06/24 (Fri) 15:55:32 №89404 [Quote]

>>89403
Cobman open fires at Scullybot

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 16:36:20 №89405 [Quote]

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>>89404
Cobman fires his shotgun all over scullybot’s face, it only does some damage.

Scullybot manages to fire his laser eye in a way that kills all the babyjaks.

>HA HA HA! If you continue like this you will all DIE!

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 18:23:31 №89406 [Quote]

Bvmp…

Chud s6xyz5KX 09/06/24 (Fri) 18:28:05 №89407 [Quote]

Call a meximutt to BRAAAAAAAP on scully.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 19:04:55 №89408 [Quote]

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>>89407
You call shitoko who thankfully is not that far away.
>satoko, we have a scully problem
<i do not know what is scully o algo
>please, this is urgent! Come brap on the scullybot!
<ok im arriving soon o algo

Satoko begins driving to your location, he will arrive in 5 turns.

Chud cPKmr0kd 09/06/24 (Fri) 19:59:48 №89409 [Quote]

>>89408
Focus fire at Skullybot's eyes to blind him

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 20:25:33 №89410 [Quote]

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>>89409
Cobman and king caca focus fire at scullybot’s remaining eye and destroy it.
Scullybot is now blind but enraged.

>I WILL DESTROY YOU JUST LIKE I DESTROYED DAISY!

He blindly shoots a claw beam at the wall.

Satoko arrives in 4 turns.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 20:26:05 №89411 [Quote]

>>89410
Also he is at about 65% health

Chud CABxk3zP 09/06/24 (Fri) 20:41:43 №89412 [Quote]

>>89410
King Caca turns Scullybot into a baby (or at least make it think its a baby). This causes the bot to malfunction and begin to act out Scullybot's Destruction.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:36:27 №89413 [Quote]

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>>89412
King caca uses the cacafication spell on scullybot, but because scullybot is a robot he does not turn into a baby and instead just thinks he is one.

>DOODOO DADA!

Since scullybot is a baby he starts enacting scullybot’s destruction, he tries to rape and torture himself.
His legs pierce his body and his health starts draining.
Scullybot is down to 50% health.

Satoko arrives in 3 turns.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:40:04 №89414 [Quote]

>>89413
>Since scullybot is a baby
*thinks he is a baby

Chud CABxk3zP 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:45:55 №89415 [Quote]

>>89413
GEEEEG Semetary finishes Scullybot's Destruction by cutting his neck down with the chainsaw.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/06/24 (Fri) 22:15:37 №89416 [Quote]

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>>89415
Semetary finishes his rest and goes to scullybot.
He climps up to scullybot’s neck and starts sawing it with his chainsaw.
Scullybot loses health quickly.

>ÄÄÄÄÊÊÊÄÄÄÄÊËË-ACKKKK!

semetary cuts the wires in scullybot’s neck and it triggers and explosion that consumes him.

Satoko arrives in 2 turns.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/06/24 (Fri) 23:33:33 №89417 [Quote]

>>89416
He can't be that far from dying. Fire more shotgun rounds into his neck.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 07:06:45 №89418 [Quote]

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>>89417
You fire shotgun rounds into scullybot’s neck, he begins to make weird noises and twitch.

>ÄÊÚÍAËËAËAËEARAFAFAGAGAG10101010101010

His neck explodes again and his head is blown off his body.

BOSS DEFEATED

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 07:08:52 №89419 [Quote]

>>89418
Satoko arrives in 1 turn

Chud s6xyz5KX 09/07/24 (Sat) 07:17:07 №89420 [Quote]

Well, since scully was defeated before Satoko's arrival it's only wise to use him for what's in Goonerhell.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 07:23:34 №89421 [Quote]

>>89420
Satoko will automatically arrive after next turn, there needs to be one turn before he arrives

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 07:41:26 №89422 [Quote]

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>>89420
You return to the double tunnel entrance instead of going to the exit of the building.
You decide to enter goonerhell.

The upside of going to goonerhell is that one of the exits leads directly into goon gang hq, the downside is that its very dangerous and the road to the hq will be very long.

SATOKO ARRIVES THIS TURN!

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 07:43:44 №89423 [Quote]

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Satoko arrives, oblivious to the fact that scullybot has been defeated.
>so where is this scully o algo?
<errrm, i think you were a few minutes too late to the party
>so what you mean?
<scullybot has been defeated, but we do need your help in goonerhell

Chud jLKoc8AX 09/07/24 (Sat) 07:44:21 №89424 [Quote]

>>89178
She has to wear a kipkah and be part of the ADL.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 07:53:51 №89425 [Quote]

>>89424
It has been 7 days since that reply, i wont add whoever that it

Chud jLKoc8AX 09/07/24 (Sat) 07:59:25 №89426 [Quote]

>>89425
Ev&oe you should.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 08:00:42 №89427 [Quote]

>>89426
Ok, it has been queued. She will appear soemhwere in goonerhell

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 08:59:43 №89428 [Quote]

Fucking catty is broken

Chud CABxk3zP 09/07/24 (Sat) 09:50:48 №89429 [Quote]

>>89423
Try to heal semetary or tell him to go to a hospital before entering the goonerhell tunnel

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 10:05:22 №89430 [Quote]

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>>89429
You transfer some of your power to semetary to heal him, its very effective but drains some of your powers.

The soystice squad enters the tunnel that leads to goonerhell…

Chud ZEIf31Mv 09/07/24 (Sat) 10:19:28 №89431 [Quote]

Bruntlefly randomly comes and says he doesn't understand what's happening.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 10:38:58 №89432 [Quote]

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>>89431
While you walk towards goonerhell, a portal opens and bruntlefly from ’min 6 adventure steps out.
>now what le fuck is happening in this weird ass universe?

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 12:43:24 №89433 [Quote]

Bvmp…

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/07/24 (Sat) 12:50:19 №89434 [Quote]

>>89432
cyberfloyd also comes out of the portal, he's holding a missile launcher

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 13:23:58 №89435 [Quote]

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>>89434
Cyberfloyd from the dimensional police comes out of the portal, in his hand he holds a rocket launcher.
>ahh sheeeit mayne, dis dimension seems unstable and sheit

Chud cPKmr0kd 09/07/24 (Sat) 13:25:16 №89436 [Quote]

>>89435
The jewish 'plier troons out

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Cobman has a vision where this happens to Doll. This will become important to the plot. Meanwhile, Brundlefly reads Choose Your Own Adventure: Ghost Train and talks about how many spinoffs Choose Your Own Adventure had.

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>>89436
>>89437
(((Devin))) troons out swiftly by putting on a wig and lipstick.
Cobman has a vision of Doll getting chased by the police for some reason.
Bruntlefly reads choose your own adventure: ghost train and talks about choose your own adventure spin-offs.

Chud ZEIf31Mv 09/07/24 (Sat) 14:00:29 №89439 [Quote]

Doll decides to start a church.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 14:40:34 №89440 [Quote]

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>>89439
Meanwhile, somewhere in a secluded forest near shartenburg.

Doll starts the church of Doll after he had escaped from the police, strangely its a branch of judaism, the gooners main religion.

However, doll’s true allegiance is currently a mystery.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 16:42:53 №89441 [Quote]

Bvmp

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 18:33:15 №89442 [Quote]

Anyone there?

Chud CABxk3zP 09/07/24 (Sat) 18:42:36 №89443 [Quote]

>>89438
Go further down the tunnel

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 19:04:03 №89444 [Quote]

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>>89443
After walking for half an hour you finally find it, the portal to goonerhell.
Goonerhell is not part of this dimension, its a competely different reality.

From the other side you hear a faint chant

>ALWAYS GOON! ALWAYS TROON! TROON, GOON! GOON, TROON!

Also bruntlefly and cyber floyd do not join your squad, they observe from a distance.

Chud JMBfsV0W 09/07/24 (Sat) 19:06:46 №89445 [Quote]

>>89444
Shitoko sharts all over the place and then dies

Chud CABxk3zP 09/07/24 (Sat) 19:11:33 №89446 [Quote]

>>89445
>>89444
Feed shitoko an entire crate of taco bell and send him thru the portal first, activating a brapnuke that btfo's the gooners. Whether he survives or not is a roll.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 19:35:53 №89447 [Quote]

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>>89445
>>89446
You feed satoko a create of tacobell so that he can do a brapnvke.
>here goes nothing o algo
He jumps into the portal.
A green light is emitted from the other side as the brapnvke activates.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 19:37:45 №89448 [Quote]

>>89446
If i roll 1-5 he survives, if i roll 6-10 he dies
Roll

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 19:38:17 №89449 [Quote]

>>89448
Satoko dies

Chud s6xyz5KX 09/07/24 (Sat) 19:40:54 №89450 [Quote]

Use some binoculars to see whats inside the portal after the brapnvke.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 20:10:24 №89451 [Quote]

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>>89450
You use binoculars to look inside the portal.
The entire area is covered by a green shart mist, there are dead bodies of several gooners and goon minions.
You see the dead body of shitoko, he died to protect all innocent meximutts of shartenburg.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/07/24 (Sat) 20:25:26 №89452 [Quote]

>>89451
Wait for the mist to clear then go thru the portal

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 20:45:21 №89453 [Quote]

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>>89452
You wait for the mist to clear, it takes a while but it eventually clears.
The soystice squad go trough the portal and enter goonerhell.

You have entered a completly different world, everything is purple and pink and in the distance you see a massive beebeesea.

You can’t leave goonerhell trough this portal as its a one way portal.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/07/24 (Sat) 20:47:59 №89454 [Quote]

>>89453
Go to the massive bibisi

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 21:25:41 №89455 [Quote]

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>>89454
You walk in the direction of the massive bibisi.
When you are very close to it a squad of 5 goon minions appear.
Then 3 gooners with shotguns appear from behind a hill.
You have been ambushed.

>>89424
As promised, the random troonslop character appears, she is leading the goon minion squad, she is also part of the ADL.

Chud 767N4!Cr 09/07/24 (Sat) 21:27:07 №89456 [Quote]

>>89455
Try to find some cover.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/07/24 (Sat) 21:28:54 №89457 [Quote]

>>89456
>>89455
Do this and run behind the johnson as cover. King Caca also pushes one of the minions into the river to test its properties.

Chud RajXREm8 09/07/24 (Sat) 21:30:25 №89458 [Quote]

where is marilyn manson

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 21:31:52 №89459 [Quote]

>>89458
I forgot about it. Its queued now and will happen when there is a good opertunity

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 22:02:34 №89460 [Quote]

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>>89456
>>89457
You try to run behind the bibisi but you can’t because the path to there is blocked by the minions.

King caca charges forward and pushes one of the minions into the river.
^GOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
It screams as it deforms and is dissolved by the strange substance.
The goonlady screams
>ENOUGH, FUCKING KILL THEM NOOOOOOOOW!!

The shotgun gooners shoot at cobman and devin, it does some damage.
Goonlady shoots lasers from her eyes at king caca.

if the next posts post number ends in single digit king caca survives, but if it ends in double digits he dies

Chud CABxk3zP 09/07/24 (Sat) 22:08:23 №89461 [Quote]

>>89460
Swedebaby blinds the goonlady with poop. King Caca throws flames at the minions. Cobman uses a grapple hook to pull the shotgun gooners into the river.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/07/24 (Sat) 22:57:53 №89462 [Quote]

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>>89461
Single digit, king caca survives but is a bit injured

Swede baby throws poop in goonlady’s face, this blinds her and makes her unable to shoot lasers.
King caca throws green magic flames at 2 goon minions and completely fry them.
They scream
^GOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!
Cobman then uses a grappling hook to pull a shotgun gooner into the river, his body deforms and disolves brutally.

The 2 remaining shotgun gooners open fire at cobman and devin, cobman is down to 80 hp and devin is down to 60 hp.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/07/24 (Sat) 23:28:00 №89463 [Quote]

>>89462
Cobman and Devin leapfrog on the gooner corpse and attack the shotgunners. If one of them trips, the other helps them out. King Caca throws another flame attack at the other minions.

Chud RajXREm8 09/07/24 (Sat) 23:33:24 №89464 [Quote]

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>>89462
Trent reznor destroyed the goonlady

Cobson jLKoc8AX 09/08/24 (Sun) 03:34:25 №89465 [Quote]

>>89455
>As promised, the random troonslop character appears, she is leading the goon minion squad, she is also part of the ADL

Ah, good goy.

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Meanwhile at Goon Gang HQ the goonclown is preparing the execution of soot.
The method of execution has been decided, death by bibisi.
>mmmmppph, mmmmpppph
>What is it now? Are you scared? Scared to die in front of thousands?
A gooner tells goonclown
<xir, the bibisi execution device has been completed
Goonclown responds
>good, now all there is to do is to wait, in one week you will taste the bibisi in front of thousands, HAHAHAHA!