The city of shartenburg has been seeing heavy unrest and chaos ever since Soot became the city administrator. The Goon Gang, once a small criminal network, has evolved into a militia that has taken control of a large chunk of the city. As the city entered

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Cobman Adventure: save shartenburg Chud GYu1Vm^! 08/31/24 (Sat) 10:58:52 №89169 [Last 50 Posts][Quote]

The city of shartenburg has been seeing heavy unrest and chaos ever since Soot became the city administrator. The Goon Gang, once a small criminal network, has evolved into a militia that has taken control of a large chunk of the city. As the city entered a dark age, it needed a hero, and it got one, COBMAN!
While in his gemcave, he finds out that Soot has been kidnapped by the goon gang and is being held hostage at an unknown location.
Cobman must try to save soot and defeat the goon gang, but first he must come up with a plan.
BEGIN!
The news report about the kidnapping of soot keeps playing on the tv, you have figured out that the culprit must be the goon gang, as they are his greatest enemies.
You must now rescue soot, but the road to there will take time and will be difficult.
First reply decides cobmans first action.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/01/24 (Sun) 14:26:08 №89268 [Quote]

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>>89267
You use the gemstone brap to estinguish the fire, then you enter the mcdonalds to look for the baby swede.

Meanwhile the jartycar is speeding into goon gang territory while blasting the jartycuck song on full volume.

Chud 9Jx8Kmov 09/01/24 (Sun) 14:30:00 №89269 [Quote]

GIVE ME A RECAP OF WHAT'S HAPPENING.

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/01/24 (Sun) 14:38:25 №89270 [Quote]

>>89268
big lez appears and rapes cobman

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/01/24 (Sun) 14:47:41 №89271 [Quote]

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>>89270
Superpositional big lez appears and rapes cobman before dissapearing.

Chud 9Jx8Kmov 09/01/24 (Sun) 14:49:53 №89272 [Quote]

CAN YOU FUCKING GIVE ME A RECAP?

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/01/24 (Sun) 14:53:37 №89273 [Quote]

>>89272
Can someone else do this i dont have time

Chud CABxk3zP 09/01/24 (Sun) 16:19:29 №89274 [Quote]

gem

Chud CABxk3zP 09/01/24 (Sun) 16:37:09 №89275 [Quote]

>>89272
Summary from skimming

The main enemy is the gooners. They fight ronald as the gooner boss. He meets king caca at the beginning and merges with him during the boss fight. They defeat the boss.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/01/24 (Sun) 16:58:05 №89276 [Quote]

My id should change soon

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/01/24 (Sun) 17:51:33 №89277 [Quote]

Bump…

Chud 9hgpWbCp 09/01/24 (Sun) 18:28:45 №89278 [Quote]

Id test

Chud 9hgpWbCp 09/01/24 (Sun) 18:29:17 №89279 [Quote]

I am op, my id just changed

Chud fUrrgO4r 09/01/24 (Sun) 18:33:23 №89280 [Quote]

>>89271
cobman gives birth to an evil big lez baby

Chud 59ReGxCU 09/01/24 (Sun) 18:44:39 №89281 [Quote]

up

Chud 9hgpWbCp 09/01/24 (Sun) 18:52:40 №89282 [Quote]

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>>89280
You give birth to a evil big lez baby, even doe its evil it cant do much to you as its a baby.

Speaking of babies, the fate of the swede baby will be revealed in the next turn.

You decide his fate.

Chud cPKmr0kd 09/01/24 (Sun) 18:53:54 №89283 [Quote]

>>89282
the swede baby troons out or something

Chud 9hgpWbCp 09/01/24 (Sun) 18:56:05 №89284 [Quote]

>>89283
Here is some context on the swede baby for those that dont know what im talking about.
Basically a swede asked you to save his baby from the gooners, and now you have found the baby

Chud glVVqEqZ 09/01/24 (Sun) 19:00:48 №89285 [Quote]

>>89284
but, lez baby is not a swede's baby…

Chud 9hgpWbCp 09/01/24 (Sun) 19:02:39 №89286 [Quote]

>>89285
Read this: >>89210

Chud tXlleUfg 09/01/24 (Sun) 19:05:44 №89287 [Quote]

>>89284
the swede baby is being guarded by a gooner

Chud Ye1nwnJn 09/01/24 (Sun) 19:16:39 №89288 [Quote]

>>89286
>>89284
yeah… or something like that

Chud 9hgpWbCp 09/01/24 (Sun) 19:27:27 №89289 [Quote]

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>>89287
In front of you you see the swede baby tied up against the wall. He is being guarded by a gooner.

>TAKE ONE STEP AND I WILL SHOOT THE BABY AND THEN GOON ALL OVER THE CORPSE! HAHAHA!

Chud CABxk3zP 09/01/24 (Sun) 19:29:43 №89290 [Quote]

>>89289
Throw the king staff into the gooner's cranium.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/01/24 (Sun) 19:33:29 №89291 [Quote]

>>89290
>>89289
Wait wait tell the gooner that there's a naked anime girl on the ceiling bfoee throwing the staff

Chud 9hgpWbCp 09/01/24 (Sun) 20:23:33 №89292 [Quote]

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>>89290
>>89291
>hey, there is a naked anime girl on the ceiling!
>Wait, reall-

You throw the staff at his head, the energy of the staff causes the gooners face to melt on contact.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/01/24 (Sun) 20:59:10 №89293 [Quote]

Can I get a cobman png and appropriate him for 'dmin 6 adventure?

Chud CABxk3zP 09/01/24 (Sun) 21:00:56 №89294 [Quote]

>>89292
Return the swede baby to his dad or something

Chud glVVqEqZ 09/01/24 (Sun) 21:07:07 №89295 [Quote]

>>89292
ask swede caca what did they do to xim

Chud 16unuH30 09/02/24 (Mon) 05:22:24 №89296 [Quote]

Bump

Chud 9hgpWbCp 09/02/24 (Mon) 05:42:25 №89297 [Quote]

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>>89293
Here are both versions. I was sleeping while you made that reply

Chud 16unuH30 09/02/24 (Mon) 10:08:50 №89298 [Quote]

Bvmpp

Chud CABxk3zP 09/02/24 (Mon) 13:58:48 №89299 [Quote]

>>89297
Thanks. I was sleeping while you made that one GEG

Chud r9TnQyR0 09/02/24 (Mon) 14:02:10 №89300 [Quote]

You teleport to CWCVille and meet Cyraxx.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/02/24 (Mon) 14:51:17 №89301 [Quote]

Id test

Chud cPKmr0kd 09/02/24 (Mon) 15:34:43 №89302 [Quote]

>>89301
IP got reset again?

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/02/24 (Mon) 15:56:03 №89303 [Quote]

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>>89294
>>89295
You free the baby swede. It is shown on the map that the mission was a success.
>What did they do to you little buddy?
<googoo gaga

You go to the location where the swede was, the swede is still there, he has been waiting all night.
He gets very happy.
>Thank you cobman! You have saved my little swinny! This is so gemmy!

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/02/24 (Mon) 17:00:21 №89304 [Quote]

Selfbump

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/02/24 (Mon) 17:55:19 №89305 [Quote]

Anyone there?

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:16:54 №89306 [Quote]

Im sorry to say this but im giving up on the adventure. Nobody is replying, the thread will go on for weeks at the current pace and running this thread has been more exhausting than it has been fun.
For those wanting me to continue, i cant because i have deleted all the assets for it.
Goodbye.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:18:58 №89307 [Quote]

Mods, you can remove loop from this thread or even delete it

Chud CABxk3zP 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:24:44 №89308 [Quote]

>>89304
>>89305
>>89306
>>89307
:(

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:25:24 №89309 [Quote]

I probably wont make another adventure thread. I dont find it as fun as when i ran the oldsoislutta adventures and its just not worth it when only like 3 people care

Chud CABxk3zP 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:27:07 №89310 [Quote]

>>89309
Most adventure thread enjoyers lurk, but I understand.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:32:07 №89311 [Quote]

>>89310
The main problem is that at this rate there will be like 3 updates each day and the thread will drag on for way to long for its own good

Chud vADBhjSR 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:34:13 №89312 [Quote]

>>89306
go to the amerimutt firearm store and buy baby swede a unregistered ar15

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:35:38 №89313 [Quote]

>>89312
I have deleted all assets, i would have to remake everything from scratch, remaking all the backgrounds and models is not worth my time

Chud V9oMeNOn 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:36:36 №89314 [Quote]

>>89311
i don't think as many people are posting because of how shitty the site has been lately

Chud vADBhjSR 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:37:12 №89315 [Quote]

>>89313
>>89314
thank froot for killing the sharty this sucks o algo

Chud CABxk3zP 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:40:14 №89316 [Quote]

>>89311
>>89313
Fair point. Deleting the assets seems like a drastic move, though. I guess adventure threads went a lot quicker a few months ago?

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:43:27 №89317 [Quote]

>>89314
I was extremely close to quitting the site after making oldsoislutta 3

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:46:42 №89318 [Quote]

>>89316
I now have time to help with your thread again.
This is the last post i make itt, goodbye.

Chud cPKmr0kd 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:47:43 №89319 [Quote]

>>89303
well that is the end of the thread I guess

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:49:22 №89320 [Quote]

>>89319
Now that i think about it that actually is a pretty good ending

Chud CABxk3zP 09/02/24 (Mon) 18:49:53 №89321 [Quote]

>>89318
Acknowledged, godspeed.

Chud V9oMeNOn 09/02/24 (Mon) 19:09:36 №89322 [Quote]

>>89317
i dont blame you
at least when root was admin the site had shitty days because hes an incompetent retard
Now the site is shitty on purpose and the cabal is scrambling to fix it

I never thought raid threads would have to be stickied and advertised by mods for any actual success to happen (which as of late most threads have been fails anyway)

Chud V9oMeNOn 09/02/24 (Mon) 19:10:49 №89323 [Quote]

the cabal can have my few post whatever, i'd post 100x as much if i was having fun

Chud V9oMeNOn 09/02/24 (Mon) 21:45:27 №89324 [Quote]

>>89323
i retract this statement
im making fun of the faggots on /ta/ and having a blast

Chud 16unuH30 09/03/24 (Tue) 02:47:05 №89325 [Quote]

Bvmp

Chud 1asro5ce 09/03/24 (Tue) 02:52:20 №89326 [Quote]

>>89325
Did this nigga really sage bump?

Chud 16unuH30 09/04/24 (Wed) 02:27:56 №89327 [Quote]

>>89326
Bump

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:10:21 №89328 [Quote]

I kinda regret abandoning this thread. I have lots of free time the rest of the week, i think i will try to do a remake or a completely new adventure thread tomorrow, i have thought it out a bit more and im now ready to run a long term adventure thread i think, it probably wont be updated that much after sunday so it may last for a very long time.

Chud Ckl9tqpX 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:13:11 №89329 [Quote]

up

Chud 7gOJ36s! 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:14:25 №89330 [Quote]

up

Chud RTmBayn! 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:14:49 №89331 [Quote]

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>Bvmp

Chud 7gOJ36s! 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:16:54 №89332 [Quote]

>>89303
Now that the baby swede has been saved, King Caca and Cobman divide and return to their original form

Chud CABxk3zP 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:19:25 №89333 [Quote]

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>>89328
If you want help, I can help you rebuild your assets, beginning with what you sent in this thread

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:27:58 №89334 [Quote]

Its possible that i will try to continue this thread so i dont have to start over again.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:30:18 №89335 [Quote]

>>89333
I dont think you need to. The gooner assets are on the booru and so is soot. The only custom non background asset that is completely lost is baby lez, but he is not really important. The background issue could be solved by simply not visiting those locations again

Chud ^7R^kiuF 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:30:28 №89336 [Quote]

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>>>8482386
>I dont think you need to. The gooner assets are on the booru and so is soot. The only custom non background asset that is completely lost is baby lez, but he is not really important. The background issue could be solved by simply not visiting those locations again

Chud CABxk3zP 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:31:14 №89337 [Quote]

>>89335
I can restore the background assets easily.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:32:04 №89338 [Quote]

>>89337
Do it

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:33:56 №89339 [Quote]

>>89312
I will probably do this one when i wake up

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:35:13 №89340 [Quote]

>>89337
The gemcave image should be first becuse i think it has the biggest chance of being used again

Chud CABxk3zP 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:35:22 №89341 [Quote]

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>>89338
Last one seen

Chud CABxk3zP 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:37:00 №89342 [Quote]

>>89340
Marge where's the original?

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:37:41 №89343 [Quote]

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>>89342
Its this

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:39:49 №89344 [Quote]

Im going to bed now

Chud CABxk3zP 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:45:18 №89345 [Quote]

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>>89343
>>89344
MickeyDee's and Gemcave, althought the hole in The Mick's needs to be reblown

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:46:56 №89346 [Quote]

>>89345
Use the image with the dead babies and dead ronald because i want the backgrounds to stay consistent

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:48:10 №89347 [Quote]

>>89346
But remove the collagejaks

Chud CABxk3zP 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:58:16 №89348 [Quote]

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Zerotext and zerotext unoccupied maps

Chud CABxk3zP 09/04/24 (Wed) 23:02:23 №89349 [Quote]

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>>89346
>>89347
Blasted, chair and nochair

Chud CABxk3zP 09/04/24 (Wed) 23:41:54 №89350 [Quote]

I'll continue later if possible. Just request 'm.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 06:00:23 №89351 [Quote]

>>89348
This will be useful in case i make a sequel

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 06:54:58 №89352 [Quote]

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Meanwhile at Goongang HQ, Soot is being held hostage in the dead cracker storage by the (((giggly goonclown)))
He tries to talk but cant because his mouth is taped up.
>mmmmphh, mmmmmphh
(((Xe))) responds with
>oh, dont try anything funny, if you move too much the bombs will go off and this room will explode! GIGGLY GIGGLY GOOOOOO!

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 07:48:54 №89354 [Quote]

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>>89312
>>89332
Cobman and king caca demerge, they can merge again if an emergency situation happens.
You then go to the local Gun shop, you are greeted by a especially mutted amerimutt.
<oh my heckin burger, its cobman!
>can you buy that baby over there an ar15?
<eerm, we dont sell guns to babies or something, yeah

Chud CABxk3zP 09/05/24 (Thu) 08:13:06 №89355 [Quote]

>>89354
Cobman buys an Benelli M4 automatic shotgun for himself

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 08:45:49 №89356 [Quote]

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>>89355
You ask the mutt for a Benelli M4 automatic shotgun.
>give me that gun
<dont you like have superpowers or something?
>nah, who needs them anyway
<ok then, here it is or however i consume
You now have a Benelli M4 automatic shotgun, you can easliy blast the head of a gooner with it.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/05/24 (Thu) 08:48:30 №89357 [Quote]

>>89356
Put on a cosplay doomguy helmet

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 09:09:24 №89358 [Quote]

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>>89357
You put on a doomguy helmet and prepare to kick some gooner ass.

Chud CABxk3zP 09/05/24 (Thu) 09:11:30 №89359 [Quote]

>>89358
This goes hard, go knock on the goonHQ's door.

Chud BB8AtFiZ 09/05/24 (Thu) 09:13:27 №89360 [Quote]

>>89359
Also make the baby swede throw poop at the gooners

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 09:38:04 №89361 [Quote]

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>>89359
>>89360
(You cant go to goon hq yet as the adventure is still in a pretty early stage)

You go to a occupied warehouse building on the outskirts of gooner territory, it has the text goon base 1 on it, its guarded by 4 gooners.

The swede baby throws poop in a gooners face, this makes them angry, they begin shooting at your party.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 09:38:19 №89362 [Quote]

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>>89361
Also map

Chud BB8AtFiZ 09/05/24 (Thu) 10:25:31 №89363 [Quote]

>>89361
baby swede throws poop at the 3 other gooners

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 10:38:57 №89364 [Quote]

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>>89363
Baby swede throws poop at the other gooners. The gooners on the ground get hit in the face and get blinded but he misses the one on the roof.
The roof gooner screams.
>SHOOT THE BABY!

The other gooners begin shooting blindly.
The gooner on the roof takes aim at the baby.

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 11:49:04 №89365 [Quote]

Mutt hours are here soon, the thread should pick up pace

Chud GYu1Vm^! 09/05/24 (Thu) 13:38:28 №89366 [Quote]

Bvmp…

Chud CABxk3zP 09/05/24 (Thu) 17:31:26 №89367 [Quote]

>>89364
Pick up the baby, then action slide under the gooners and thru the door. King Caca Follows.