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№89169[Last 50 Posts][Quote]
The city of shartenburg has been seeing heavy unrest and chaos ever since Soot became the city administrator. The Goon Gang, once a small criminal network, has evolved into a militia that has taken control of a large chunk of the city. As the city entered a dark age, it needed a hero, and it got one, COBMAN!
While in his gemcave, he finds out that Soot has been kidnapped by the goon gang and is being held hostage at an unknown location.
Cobman must try to save soot and defeat the goon gang, but first he must come up with a plan.
BEGIN!
The news report about the kidnapping of soot keeps playing on the tv, you have figured out that the culprit must be the goon gang, as they are his greatest enemies.
You must now rescue soot, but the road to there will take time and will be difficult.
First reply decides cobmans first action.
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>>89866While waycob and the goonbot clash, cyborg babyjak catches up with the goonbot and begins assisting waycob by firing his rocket launcher and minigun at it, it practically does nothing against the steel beast but still distracts it.
Soystice squad/cobgang enter the gemcave and rush to the cobmech.
You reach it, its at the launching pad.
>you have truly outdone yourself, this beauty will rid my city from gooner filthSoot says
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>>89868the cob gang enters the cobbot and pilots it out of the gemcave and starts going towards goonbot while the remaining national guard arrives infront of the gem cave with slightly better tanks than before determined to assist in battle with the goon bot or something o algo
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>>89868Cobman puts a massive doom helmet on the mech, giving it an appreciable armor bonus.
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When will this thread end and the sixth admin of the website adventure?
№89872[Quote]
>>89871The events are reaching a climax in this adventure.
№89873[Quote]
>>89871The thread is in the final arc, once goonbot is defeated it will end
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>>89873The arcs or phases of the thread are: beginning, goonerhell, ”final” battle at goon HQ and finally goonbot arc
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>>89869>>89870Cobgang(i will call them that from now on) enter the mech and a doom helmet drops from the roof to upgrade the mech on spot o algo.
Soot stays behind to not risk his life again.
The mech lifts of and flies towards goonbot’s location.
On the outside, the national guard arrives with newer generation tanks just in case the goonbot would reach the gemcave.
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>>89876when cob mech arrives WayCob decides to lock in despite his injured state he proceeds to grab one of goon bot's arms and tears it off before sucker punching goon bot in the head
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>>89876The Mech makes his entrance by dropkicking the Goonbot.
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>>89876in the goonerhell dimension sematary gets revived by a gooner necromancer who likes his music, sematary kills him and uses his wizard staff to open a portal to shartenburg
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>>89877>>89878Waycob locks in and begins pulling off goonbot’s laser arm.
Using all of his power he is able to tear it off.
Cobmech then flies in and dropkicks goonbot, waycob sucker punches him at the same time, giving goonbot a real beating.
Goonbot pushes them back with his core lasers.
They stare down goonbot.
The FINAL boss fight has begun! №89881[Quote]
>>89880waycob fires his beam into the goonbot's glowing red chest spot while cobbot proceeds to do some cwazy melee attacks
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>>89879Meanwhile in goonerhell, it has been days since the massacre of all those gooners.
First aid has arrived in form of a necromancer
>i kinda like his music, probably wouldn’t hurt anyone if i revive himThe necromancer revive semetary, but then semetary kills him with his chainsaw.
>BACK IN ACTION!Semetary uses the necromancer’s staff to open a portal to shartenburg.
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>>89882however ghost chud who went to heaven after killing gigly goon clown arrives down in gooner hell with a army of gemmy keyed aryan angels to stop semetary
№89884[Quote]
>>89883Semetary and ghost chud are on the same side
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>>89884even doe semetary is troonslop and joeyy is better albeit
№89886[Quote]
>>89885sematary killed thousands of gooners before doebeit
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>>89886semetary goes back to shartenburg and goes back to recording his mid ass music then
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>>89882>>89880sematary's portal opens right above goonbot, sematary jumps onto goonbot's back and sticks his chainsaw into him to avoid falling off, goonbot doesn't notice him
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>>89887i don't like xis music either but xe's important for the story or something
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>>89880Cobmech headbutts the goonbot, then shoves a really, really big grenade into its arm socket.
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>>89881>>89888>>89890Waycob fires his beams into goonbot’s core, instead of damaging goonbot it charges up the cores powers.
Cobmech attacks goonbot with his spinning hand, then he shoves a really big grenade into its arm socket.
Semetary’s portal opens above goonbot, he jumps onto goonbot’s back and sticks his chainsaw into him to not fall off.
The grenade explodes and goonbot’s arm socket gets goatse’d up.
>Moderate damage detected, responding to threatThe goonbot begins charging up an attack with waycob’s power.
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>>89892waycob grabs a big piece of rubble and throws it right into goonbot's core
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>>89892shartenburg national guard fighter jet flies overhead and fires missiles into goonbot's head that once they explode they release a gas thatisnt harmful to biological beings but it damages the goonbot's sensitive circuits
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>>89894Nigga that would damage the mech too
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>>89892Cobmech runs from the anti-electronics gas if it erupts.
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>>89895yeah but the cob mech is far away from the goon bot albeit
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someone give me a quick rundown
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>>89893>>89894Waycob grabs a piece of rubble.
He throws it at goonbot’s core, it does a tiny bit of damage.
>UNO. REVERSE.Goonbot fires a beam of waycob’s power at waycob, the piece of rubble gets thrown at waycob and gets stuck in his abdomen.
Fighter jets fly by and fire EMP gas missiles at goonbot’s head, they explode and goonbot begins malfunctioning.
>GÖÖÖÖÖÖÓŒŒÒŌÔŒ1010101110 №89900[Quote]
>>89899can king caca inside the cob bot heal waycob?
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>>89899sematary starts drilling a hole inside goonbot with his chainsaw
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>>89901goonbot doesn't feel it because he doesn't have a nerve system or something
№89903[Quote]
>>89900No, there is glass in the way
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>>89903Okay then waycob using the last of his cosmic jakking energy fires one more beam at goonbot's left handcannon thingy destroying it
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>>89901>>89904Semetary starts drilling a hole indside goonbot with the chainsaw, it will take a while.
Waycob uses the last of his powers to fire a powerful beam at goonbot’s ”handcannon”.
It explodes and a strange substance runs out on the ground.
>Always. Goon. HA. HA. HA.Goonbot fires a large missile barrage from it’s bibisi silos.
The missiles all hit waycob, killing him.
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>MAYBE IF I ADD MY FAVOURITE TROONSLOP CHARACTER TO THIS COAL ONE MORE TIME I WILL FINALLY BE A REAL WOM-ACK ACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!
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>>89906Ignore this nigger xe thinks xe will become a woman the same raisin on al threads
№89908[Quote]
>>89905cobman becomes mad because of waycob's death starts unleashing cobbot's entire arsenal onto goonbot
№89909[Quote]
>>89906you have to go back
№89910[Quote]
>>8632086
The arsenal expended includes
EMP missiles
Clusterbombs
Tear gas
Four autocannons from his arms
An acid sprayer
And Cobman gets a bit closer for his mass payload.
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>>89910What did you reply to?
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>>89912my post about cob bot's arsenal being unleashed
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>>89908>>89910Cobman gets really mad at goonbot.
>KING CACA, SHARTYMAN, UNLEASH THE WHOLE ARSENAL NOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!The entire arsenal of the cobmech is unleahsed on goonbot, this results in goonbot suffering heavy damage.
It’s eyes begin to flicker and it struggles to stay functioning because of the EMP.
One missile silo has been destroyed.
Almost the entire arsenal of cobmech has been expanded, OOOOYYYYY!
№89915[Quote]
a mysterious group of occult gooners go to goon HQ, and go to the secret room where troonclown died, they revive goonclown with their magic, they say to xir "this reality is heavily chaotic, and your death reflects that, come with us"
goonbot fires it's dick laser at your face
№89916[Quote]
>>89914FORGOT TO FUCKING REPLY AWARD HOLY raisin
№89918[Quote]
>>89915They transport goonclown to another reality and universe entirely..
№89919[Quote]
>>89914the cobbot proceeds to roundhouse kick the goonbot and then backs away as the national guard start artillery bombardment on the goonbot
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>>89914sematary finally gets inside goonbot
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>>89915>>89918A strange group of gooners(or something (((else)))) enter the secret room, with their magic they revive goonclown.
>what…what happened…did i overdose on black bvll cum again?<no, you died.>oh…<you see, this reality is chaotic and your death clearly reflects that, come with us and things that has to this point been hidden, will be revealed and so onGoonclown is transported into a strange reality, or is it even reality?
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>>89915>>89919Goonbot shoots it’s dick gun at the cobmechs head, the helmets visor cracks.
Cobmech roundhouse kicks the goonbot and then backs away.
The national guard starts bombing the raisin out of goonbot with their artillery.
The goonbot is very low on health and is very damaged, but it still has one last trick of its sleeve…
Its eyes and cores begin glowing and its body shakes violently.
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>>89920Meanwhile, semetary has managed to saw his way inside the goonbot, the artillery strikes makes everything shake.
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>>89922cyborg babyjak who was hiding under the rubble the whole time sees this climbs up the goonbot untill he is near the red chest core, cyborg babyjak initiates his own self destruction sequence and bombs himself his while his last words being "/caca/ won" before dying in a huge explosion that damages the goonbot's red chest spot
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>>89923semetary starts slashing random cables and circuitry with the chainsaw
№89926[Quote]
>>89923while doing this
>>89925 he progressively gets closer to goonbot's power core
№89927[Quote]
>>89922Cobmech uses thrusters to evade, bait, and kite the goonbot. He attempts to lead it to the beach.
№89928[Quote]
>>89927DONT do this one, my good negro
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>>89924Cyborg Babyjak climbs up to the goonbot’s core.
He initiates a self destruction sequence.
>/caca/ won!Babyjak explodes and blows off a piece of the goonbot’s armor, the core is now exposed, it glows brighter and brighter.
The goonbot is about to self destruct.
Only goonclown knows how devastating it will be…
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>>89925>>89926Meanwhile inside of the goonbot, semetary is cutting through the called to get to the core.
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>>89929Grab goonbot and fly into the orbit Iron giant style
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>>89930he finally gets to the core and destroys it
№89934[Quote]
>>89930goonbot fires its dick laser at you one last time before it eventually self destructs
№89935[Quote]
>>89934don't do this this will kill everyone o algo
№89936[Quote]
>>89934SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THIS REPLY
№89937[Quote]
>>89930Semetary reaches the core and ties to disable it if he cant do it in time then cob bot grabs goon bot flies into orbit to sacrifice ximself to save shartyberg
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>>89934>>89937The goonbot fires it’s dick laser one last time, the last laser to be fired in this adventure…
Cobmech grabs the goonbot and flies into orbit, as it’s the only way to save shartenburg from total destruction.
Semetary reaches the core, but as he does so he is consumed by its energy…
The greatest show of heroism and gemmery to ever be seen in shartenburg history happens…
№89939[Quote]
>>89938every shartenburg citizen watches in awe and shock as they see this
№89941[Quote]
>>8634207
Okay..this thread has been so fucking gemmy
№89942[Quote]
>>89938Goonclown returns to this dimension powered up by the goon cult, fuses with Goonbot, and starts phase 2 of the final boss battle.
Semetary troons out and joins Goonclown's side because he was inside goonbot when the new phase began.
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>>89942/god/ appears and erases goonclown from time and space before xe could fuse with goonbot preventing that awful tranny nigger of a prompt from happening
№89944[Quote]
so what is goonclown's fate o algo
№89945[Quote]
>>89944Not determined yet or something
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>>89942>>89943don't let these happen, they are retarded, please don't…
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>>89946my prompt just prevents that pink id chud's prompt from happening albeit
№89948[Quote]
>>89947you should't erase goonclown dzmbass, but he doesn't need to be super OP either
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>>89948*dumbass sorry im phonechadding rn
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>>89948i think goonclown could be transported by the goon cult to the 'dmin 6 adventures thread universe to start anew since gooners lost in shartenberg
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>>89939>>89940BOOM!Everyone, including soot watches as the explosion engulfs the night sky
You did it, you saved shartenburg, but at what cost?
You have died.
But atleast you will be remebered, right?
COBMAN: THE SHARTY SAVING ADVENTURETHE END №89952[Quote]
>>89951i cried it was so fucking gemmy.
EVERYONE WHO DIED HELPING COBMAN WERE REMEBERED THEIR NAMES WERE WRITTEN ON THE SHARTENBURG GEMERALD WALL OF HEROES OUTSIDE THE CAPITOL BUILDING ALONGSIDE THE STATUE OF COBMAN №89953[Quote]
>>89951Sorry for the watermark
№89954[Quote]
>>89944Check the ’min 6 thread these next few minutes and hours
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glad to have participated chuds
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Archiving this gem
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>>89961added him myself its all heckin wholesome now
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>>89963its fine now albeit i remembered and wrote his name myself
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I wonder what will happened to the thread now that /chive/ is gone