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 β„–89169[Quote]

The city of shartenburg has been seeing heavy unrest and chaos ever since Soot became the city administrator. The Goon Gang, once a small criminal network, has evolved into a militia that has taken control of a large chunk of the city. As the city entered a dark age, it needed a hero, and it got one, COBMAN!
While in his gemcave, he finds out that Soot has been kidnapped by the goon gang and is being held hostage at an unknown location.
Cobman must try to save soot and defeat the goon gang, but first he must come up with a plan.
BEGIN!
The news report about the kidnapping of soot keeps playing on the tv, you have figured out that the culprit must be the goon gang, as they are his greatest enemies.
You must now rescue soot, but the road to there will take time and will be difficult.
First reply decides cobmans first action.

 β„–89170[Quote]

he goes to the ice cream store

 β„–89171[Quote]

and in the ice cream store he sees a gooner who took over the ice cream store and turned it into a goon cave and cobman liberates it

 β„–89172[Quote]

>>89170
and he gets a big chocolate ice cream with extra spirkles

 β„–89173[Quote]

>>89170
>>89171
May take a while since i have not made a template for the gooners yet

 β„–89174[Quote]

>>89173
take your time

 β„–89175[Quote]

Phone call doll

 β„–89176[Quote]

>>89173
Don't forget to add the Big Chocolate Icecream

 β„–89177[Quote]

up

 β„–89178[Quote]

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don't forget to add Her Imperious Condescension as the villain

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>>89170
>>89171
You decide to go to the shartenburg ice cream shop to get some icecream to fuel you on your mission.
Once you get there you find that it has been repainted in gooner colors. A gooner with a knife pops out his head.
>Screw you cobman!
>You will never find soot!

 β„–89180[Quote]


 β„–89181[Quote]

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>don't forget to add Her Imperious Condescension as the villain

 β„–89182[Quote]

>>89179
cobson gets in there and tackles the gooner

 β„–89183[Quote]

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>>89182
You get into the store. He tries to stab you but you tackle him to the ground. He bumps his head and starts bleeding.
You scream at him.
>WHERE IS SOOT!?

 β„–89184[Quote]

>>89179
Then king of caca appear and beat the shit out gooner then he gone

 β„–89185[Quote]

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>>89184
Before the gooner can respond, the king of caca comes to your location and starts beating the shit out of the gooner. The gooner dies. You are very confused.
>Who are you?
<downnt awsk mwe
The king of caca dissapears into thin air.

 β„–89186[Quote]

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>>89185
King caca turns into his trve form

 β„–89187[Quote]

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>>89186
Actually, the king of caca never dissapeared. He starts sparking with energy and transforms into his true form, VLTIMATE CACA!

 β„–89188[Quote]

>>89187
The caca tells cobman he can help his journey but he has to trvst himself

 β„–89189[Quote]

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>>89188
You get out of the ice cream shop and talk to king caca
<i vill hwep yo vith youw jurnwy, bwut yo mwust twus yosefl
>fine, i needed some backup

Also the icecream shop is in the red circle on the map just so you know

 β„–89190[Quote]

I bump the thread incase it dead

 β„–89191[Quote]

>>89189
he wals down the street and comes across a terrified swede

 β„–89192[Quote]

a wild tribe of jartycucks attack

 β„–89193[Quote]

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>>89191
You spot a crying swede on the side of the road while you make sure the neighborhood is clear of gooners.
>What happened here?
<the gooners…
>What?
<They took everything from me

 β„–89194[Quote]

>>89193
Move to goon gang

 β„–89195[Quote]

>>89194
You cant do that just yet

 β„–89196[Quote]

>>89195
Slightly move further and you see gooners chimping out on the street

 β„–89197[Quote]

>>89193
A group of gooners can be found laughing and plastering goon propaganda onto the buildings, approach them

 β„–89198[Quote]

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>>89196
>>89197
Despite his cries, you move on from the swede. After walking for a few hundred meters you come across a group of gooners, they have put up goon gang propaganda on the buildings.
>Haha! this is what all of shartenburg will look like soon!
<thats right nigga! The goonclown will be pr-
They spot you. You yell at them.
>STOP WITH WHAT YOUR ARE DOING RIGHT NOW!
>you must stop us first, hahaha!
2 of them have guns, you must be careful.

 β„–89199[Quote]

>>89169
Then Cobbess comes on

 β„–89200[Quote]

>>89199
don't do this OP

 β„–89201[Quote]

>>89198
Cobson actives slow time where the world around him is in slow motion except for him, he uses this ability to quickly defeat each gooner

 β„–89202[Quote]

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then snowman appears

 β„–89203[Quote]

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>>89201
You snap your fingers and time slows down for everything but you.
You rip off the head of one of the gooners. The gun gooners shoot but you simply move out of the way because of how slow the bullets are, but the bullets go towards king caca.
You smash the heads of the gunners together and laser the last one with your eyes.
The bullets have almost reached king caca.

 β„–89204[Quote]

>>89203
do a backflip and scissor kick king baba in the face to knock him out of the bullet trajectory

 β„–89205[Quote]

>>89199
do this OP

 β„–89206[Quote]

>>89203
Take down the gooner propaganda and reclaim this part of town, you go back to the swede and ask him what happened earlier

 β„–89207[Quote]

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>>89204
You do a backflip and scissor kick king caca in the face the moment before the bullets hit him, he gets knocked out of the bullet trajectory.

Time goes back to normal, the time slow ability is now on cooldown and cant be used for 20 turns(posts)

King caca gets very confused.
<whawt hwappen
>i saved your life, thats what happened

>>89206
Just wait a few minutes

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 β„–89210[Quote]

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>>89206
After processing all that happened for a few minutes you go to the house and tear down the goon poster.
You have now reclaimed this part of shartenburg.

You go back to the swede, when you get there its starting to get dark.
>whats the matter?
<the gooners took my baby! What am i gonna do without little swinny?
>Where did they take him?
<They went in that direction!

He points in the direction of the goongang HQ

 β„–89211[Quote]

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'dmin 6 adventure better

 β„–89212[Quote]

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nigger brimstone

 β„–89213[Quote]

>>89211
Im not trying to be better than ’min 6 adventure, also it just begun

 β„–89214[Quote]

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>>89213
add Pitchshifter

 β„–89215[Quote]

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>>89214
Some nigga from a literal who band appears.
>can i join your team?
He says.

 β„–89216[Quote]

>>89215
Then gooners come from behind and kill him, after that the crew heads off to find little swinny

 β„–89217[Quote]

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>>89216
The literal who gets beheaded by a gooner coming from behind.

You VILL go search for little swinny, but first you must defeat these gooners.

 β„–89218[Quote]

>>89217
King of Caca will fight this one, he will use his staff to do a spell to turn the gooners into caca versions of themselves and thus they're too weak to do any damage

 β„–89219[Quote]

>>89218
then after they've been cacafied, cobman will use his cobblestone ability which rocks will fall from the sky and crush the caca gooners

 β„–89220[Quote]

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>>89218
>>89219
King of caca uses a cacafication spell to turn the gooners into babies. This ability is now on cooldown for 10 posts.
Cobman then summons cobblestones from the sky, they land on the baby gooners and crush them.
You can now go search for baby swede.

 β„–89221[Quote]

>>89220
Cobman’s ability also has a 10 post cooldown

 β„–89222[Quote]

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The floridian

 β„–89223[Quote]

>>89220
They make their way up town and spot an abandoned Mcdonalds

 β„–89224[Quote]

>>89220
The baby must be in the Mcdonalds, but they come across a gooner ronald boss

 β„–89225[Quote]

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>>89223
>>89224
You make your way up town, it is shown on the map where you are.
You reach an abandoned looking mcdonalds(or something), its all quiet, until…

The door slams open and the first boss of the adventure, gooner Ronald steps out.
>What leads you here? or something
>We are here to save the baby swede that you goontroons have stolen!
>THEN FIGHT ME FOR IT OR SOMETHING!

He charges up his attack.

 β„–89226[Quote]

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>>89222
my variant mogs

 β„–89227[Quote]

>>89225
say pedophobic slur which makes the gooner cry and his johnson leak

 β„–89228[Quote]

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>>89226
Go dialate

 β„–89229[Quote]

>>89225
The ronald gooner vomits grimace shake residue rays at cobman and the king's direction, they quickly dodge the beam, cobman charges his fist and tries to punch the goonclown

 β„–89230[Quote]

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>>89227
>go rape yourself you obsessed pedogroomer
Gooner Ronald starts crying like the pissbaby he is, he also leaks a bit.
>HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE BIGGEST GOONER???
Ronald gets really angry and starts using his attack, he lifts up cobman and starts draining his health.

 β„–89231[Quote]

It would be great if jannies made this unslidable in the next few hours because its getting pretty late for me

 β„–89232[Quote]

yeah bump

 β„–89233[Quote]

>>89231
mooooooooooooods loop it

 β„–89234[Quote]

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>>89229
Ronald vomits grimace shake at king caca, he dodges it with ease.

Cobman breaks loose and lands a supercharged punch in Ronald’s face, Ronald loses 15% health and gets a dent in his head.

 β„–89235[Quote]

>>89234
King caca summons his caca minions and uses them to charge at him

 β„–89236[Quote]

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>>89234
*mutt walks out the building confused by by commotion*
hey… isnt that the grimace clown… or something… yeah…

 β„–89237[Quote]

>>89236
gem include this

 β„–89238[Quote]

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>>89235
King caca uses the summoning spell and spawns 3 babyjaks.

<CHAWGE CACAS CHAWGE!!!


The babies charge at Ronald and begin biting his feet, this drains Ronald’s health down to 65%.

Ronald then kills the babies with his eyes lasers, he then backs off.

>>89236
Next panel

 β„–89239[Quote]

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>>89236
Amerimutt walks out of the mcdonalds.
>hey… isnt that the grimace clown… or something… yeah…
>IM NOT GRIMACE, IM A GOONER!

 β„–89240[Quote]

Last chance to give me a prompt, im going to sleep soon

 β„–89241[Quote]

I forgot to say this. I am the one who made the oldsoislutta adventures and squirreljak adventure.
The reason the artstyle and everything is so different here is because i want to make it as different to oldsoislutta as possible, also the backgrounds did look kinda messy in the oldsoislutta adventures now that i look back on it.
Keep this thread bumped so its not slid when i wake up

 β„–89242[Quote]

>>89241
did you make GBQ also good night nigga

 β„–89243[Quote]

Saved

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Collagejaks pop up.
>

 β„–89245[Quote]

>>89239
Use the gemstone brap

 β„–89246[Quote]

Im back

 β„–89247[Quote]

>>89244
Do this request.

 β„–89248[Quote]

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>>89244
>>89245
You unleash the power off the gemstone brap on Ronald, his nose starts bleeding.
His hp is now 50%.

Ronald fires his eye laser at you in retaliation, it does some damage and you bleed at bit.
Meanwhile the collagejaks observe the battle from the distance.

 β„–89249[Quote]

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>>89248
Forgot this

 β„–89250[Quote]

>>89249
what? are you giving up?

 β„–89251[Quote]

Give me a quick recap.

 β„–89252[Quote]

>>89249
Jartycar crashed and kill mutt

 β„–89253[Quote]

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 β„–89254[Quote]

>>89250
I meant that i forgot to put the image there

 β„–89255[Quote]

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>>89252
A jartycar crashes into the mcdonalds and kills the mutt.

You stare down with gooner Ronald.

 β„–89256[Quote]

>>89255
the gooner ronald goes into beserk rage mode and says "This battle has run its course!"

 β„–89257[Quote]

>>89256
also i'm the original gray ID im on a different device so my id is different

 β„–89258[Quote]

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>>89256
>THIS BATTLE HAS RUN ITS COURSE!
Gooner Ronald goes into berserk mode and lifts you up with his powers.

He pulls you toward his mouth.

 β„–89259[Quote]

>>89258
Cobson destroy ronald mouth with laser

 β„–89260[Quote]

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>>89259
You fire your eye lasers into Ronald’s mouth, it goes down to his stomach.

His mouth gets destroyed and his stomach explodes, Ronald is at 20% health.

He tries to speak, but cant.

>MMMMMPPHH, MMMMPPPPH!

 β„–89261[Quote]

>>89260
>>89260
Then cobson and king of caca merge together and kill ronald

 β„–89262[Quote]

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>>89261
In a unexpected twist, cobman and king of caca merge together into one being, KING COBMAN!

King cobman has the powers of both cobman and king caca.

King cobman shoots a powerful beam at Ronald, it goes straight trough him and kills him.

BOSS DEFEATED

 β„–89263[Quote]

>>89262
Then jartycar explode mcdonald and ran away

 β„–89264[Quote]

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>>89263
The jartycar starts driving, it goes trough the mcdonalds, this causes a big explosion.

A big hole is now in the mcdonalds and it begins to burn.
The baby swede is supposed to be inside, you hope for the best.

 β„–89265[Quote]

Bump…

 β„–89266[Quote]

Bump

 β„–89267[Quote]

>>89264
Cob activates his incredible gassy powers and braps so hard that it extinguishes the fire
Jartycar still works doe and drives away



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