You are Santa Cob. You sit in your office, with an everlasting smile, satisfied with this year's gift production.It's 30 days until the big day, Christmas. You'll have to deliver 25 billion presents to all the good boys. Maybe some coal, too, for the bad

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Santa Cob's Jolly Adventure Chud i305tJJN 12/01/24 (Sun) 18:57:27 №107280 [View All][1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][Quote]

You are Santa Cob. You sit in your office, with an everlasting smile, satisfied with this year's gift production.
It's 30 days until the big day, Christmas. You'll have to deliver 25 billion presents to all the good boys. Maybe some coal, too, for the bad boys, but those reserves have been low.

BEGIN

Today has started like any other. The projections are looking splendid, and your elves are at peak production. You are awaiting your daily reports from Elf Feral, the Chief Elf of Production. After that, your day is free.

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Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:15:24 №107972 [Quote]

rolan general

Chud FxYTXE8L 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:16:06 №107973 [Quote]

>>107970
Santa finish him off with death by thousand cuts in light speed

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:17:17 №107974 [Quote]

>>107973
nigga stop it

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:19:08 №107975 [Quote]

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>>107971
Santa strikes CHADstein's helmet. CHADstein pushes him back. The damage does small damage to CHDstein.

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:21:07 №107976 [Quote]

>>107975
the fight continues, max gets bored and decides to throw whatevers left of the budlight bottle at chadstein

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:21:42 №107977 [Quote]

rolan general

Chud NUfABgBt 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:23:36 №107978 [Quote]

>>107975
Santa counter chadstein swings with deflect followed by quick riposte impaling his chest

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:25:54 №107979 [Quote]

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>>107976
Max tosses a bud light at CHADstein out of boredom.
Santa is also tired of the swordfight. He aggressively pushes CHADstein.

>>107978
Rolling this. If above 6, this happens.

Chud NUfABgBt 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:26:23 №107980 [Quote]

>>107979
Fuck

Chud NUfABgBt 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:27:48 №107981 [Quote]

>>107979
Uh , Santa cob aim for chadstein arm attempting to disarm him

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:28:36 №107982 [Quote]

>>107979
insane quads, what could this mean?

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:29:55 №107983 [Quote]

>>107981
rolling, if above 6 then success

Chud NUfABgBt 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:30:49 №107984 [Quote]

>>107983
So it's a pass right ?

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:32:29 №107985 [Quote]

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>>107984
it's not above 6, no

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:34:08 №107986 [Quote]

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Santa and Jeff try their best to kill each other, but it's no use. It's a stalemate.

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:34:25 №107987 [Quote]

>>107985
continue

Chud 9P^U3Aaz 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:34:35 №107988 [Quote]

>>107985
raisinty Luck of the day award

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:35:15 №107989 [Quote]

>>107986
they MVST fight to le death

Chud 9P^U3Aaz 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:36:00 №107990 [Quote]

>>107986
Santa get closer to chadstein while parrying his attack and slam an elbow into chadstein face before swinging his sword at the same spot

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:36:58 №107991 [Quote]

>>107990
Rolan, if evens, success, if odds, failure

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:39:22 №107992 [Quote]

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>>107990
Santa parries CHADstein, then elbows him in the face. He swings his sword at his lips, causing bleeding and pain.

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:40:29 №107993 [Quote]

rolling for epstein's next attack efficiency

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:41:41 №107994 [Quote]

>>107992
chadstein roundhouse kicks santa in the face, then slices his chest with his sword (diagonal slice)

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:42:18 №107995 [Quote]

rolling for santa's attack efficiency

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:45:43 №107996 [Quote]

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>>107994
CHADstein kicks roundhouse Santa in the face, then sices his chest diagonally, which knocks him onto the floor. (for some reason he keeps getting dubs)

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:46:03 №107997 [Quote]

rolling santa please get dubs bad boy

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:47:15 №107998 [Quote]

rolling epstein

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:48:19 №107999 [Quote]

this is bullraisin

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:52:45 №108000 [Quote]

if evens, santa gets put out of his damn misery

Chud DhMnFb8l 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:54:28 №108001 [Quote]

>>108000
santa uses his bandages from earlier

Chud PWGZjh3Y 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:54:46 №108002 [Quote]

The strike won, jannies lost
>>9261027

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:55:49 №108003 [Quote]

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CHADstein beheads Santa Cob, killing him.

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:55:50 №108004 [Quote]

>>108001
no, he can regenerate

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:56:58 №108005 [Quote]

>>108003
bro wtf…

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:57:39 №108006 [Quote]

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Santa Cob is now dead, and Christmas is ruined forever. The End.

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:58:21 №108007 [Quote]

>>108003
everyone in the room is shocked, ted kaczynski gets his bow out and shoots chadstein witg an arrow

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:59:00 №108008 [Quote]

>>108006
damn, only in ohio…

Chud DhMnFb8l 12/03/24 (Tue) 01:08:28 №108009 [Quote]

>>108006
will you be doing another bread

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 01:20:45 №108010 [Quote]

>>108009
No, because Santa Cob Let your heart be bright!d the sword fight really annoyed me.

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 01:21:13 №108011 [Quote]

>>108010
d i e d and

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 01:33:41 №108012 [Quote]

If Santa Cob D I E D earlier, the adventure would end the same way. It's a shame, but it's nothing personal.

Chud 4ZoZWccA 12/03/24 (Tue) 01:43:21 №108013 [Quote]

/chive/ this bread, slfs

Chud o29^CJZS 12/03/24 (Tue) 01:55:46 №108015 [Quote]

>>107639
just strategically post your posts to get the number you want, choody

>>107665
tsmt

>>107736
this guy is NUTS! do this froor

>>107743
trvke, do this too(t)

>>107743
mikoARYANS won

this bread needs more SKIBIBISI toilet. ADD SKIBIBISI TOILETT
also stop saying cuss words
they are literally bad

Chud o29^CJZS 12/03/24 (Tue) 01:56:23 №108017 [Quote]

>>108015
made an oopsie award, ignore the last reply whachamacallit

Chud o29^CJZS 12/03/24 (Tue) 01:57:35 №108019 [Quote]

>>108006
Amazing merry ending just like muh hec'n avengoys avengers infinity war1!!!

Chud o29^CJZS 12/03/24 (Tue) 01:59:16 №108021 [Quote]

>>108013
how i have esl poopskin indian saar

Chud Omn^h8Pp 12/03/24 (Tue) 03:12:06 №108023 [Quote]

>>108006
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chud PDPl8aQq 12/03/24 (Tue) 13:31:53 №108024 [Quote]

>>108006
Bruh

Chud yYOsLGch 12/03/24 (Tue) 13:35:06 №108026 [Quote]

>>108006
Fuck the dumb bad boy that introduced epstein to the bread

Chud gHy4d5mb 12/03/24 (Tue) 13:36:57 №108027 [Quote]

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>>>9261373
>Fuck the dumb bad boy that introduced epstein to the bread

Woah bro that's so mean