You are Santa Cob. You sit in your office, with an everlasting smile, satisfied with this year's gift production.It's 30 days until the big day, Christmas. You'll have to deliver 25 billion presents to all the good boys. Maybe some coal, too, for the bad

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Santa Cob's Jolly Adventure Chud i305tJJN 12/01/24 (Sun) 18:57:27 №107280 [Last 50 Posts][Quote]

You are Santa Cob. You sit in your office, with an everlasting smile, satisfied with this year's gift production.
It's 30 days until the big day, Christmas. You'll have to deliver 25 billion presents to all the good boys. Maybe some coal, too, for the bad boys, but those reserves have been low.

BEGIN

Today has started like any other. The projections are looking splendid, and your elves are at peak production. You are awaiting your daily reports from Elf Feral, the Chief Elf of Production. After that, your day is free.

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 22:11:03 №107901 [Quote]

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>>107899
Jeffrey CHADstein fires into the ceiling. The fieey munitions rain on the societs, causing burn damage. They scream as they're engulfed. It's recommended to put out the fire.
Santa Cob dodges the raining fire.
Jeffrey CHADstein says
>Come on, Santa… 1v1 me NIGGA!

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/02/24 (Mon) 22:13:12 №107902 [Quote]

>>107901
chadstein fires his main gun (not the grenade launcher) at the soviets

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/02/24 (Mon) 22:13:37 №107903 [Quote]

>>107902
btw, him and santa will have a cool swordfight

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/02/24 (Mon) 22:13:53 №107904 [Quote]

>>107903
not right now of course

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 22:21:02 №107905 [Quote]

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>>107902
>>107903
>>107904
Jeffrey CHADstein fires his LMG over the counter, while the soviets drop and roll in the snowmech's corpse to extinguish their flames.
Santa orders them to retreat from the room. They bring Veteran good boy and Babyelf with them, as Santa also commands them.
>Come on, Santa. I'm ready to swing!
Does Santa accept?

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/02/24 (Mon) 22:22:13 №107906 [Quote]

>>107905
sure

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/02/24 (Mon) 22:24:20 №107907 [Quote]

>>107905
everyone retreats from the room… but veteran good boy decides to stay, because he gas a plan

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/02/24 (Mon) 22:25:12 №107908 [Quote]

>>107907
*has, also he is in the other room, but is staying there until the right moment to strike

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 22:25:20 №107909 [Quote]

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>>107906
Santa Cob and Jeffrey CHADstein jump onto the bar. They're ready to commence in sword battle.
>>107907
Unfortunately, good boy Veteran got terminally injured and knocked unconcious.

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/02/24 (Mon) 22:27:52 №107910 [Quote]

>>107909
the swordfight begins, meanwhile, max and the others are going to your location

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 22:28:29 №107911 [Quote]

rolan santa

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 22:28:45 №107912 [Quote]

rolan chadstein

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 22:29:12 №107913 [Quote]

rolan how many turns it'll take max to arrive

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/02/24 (Mon) 22:31:50 №107914 [Quote]

>>107913
will kaczynski and the others also come?

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 22:33:11 №107915 [Quote]

>>107914
I'll get everyone to arrive. The blizzard is also concluded at this point.

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 22:35:23 №107916 [Quote]

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>>107912
>>107910
>>107911
Jeffrey CHADstein and Santa begin their clash. Jeffrey closes in and nearly strikes Santa, but he manages to catch the swing.

rolan
higher number means better outcome for santa
lower number means better outcome for jeffrey

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 22:37:08 №107917 [Quote]

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>>107916
Santa pushes Jeff down. Jeff gets back up.

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 22:48:50 №107918 [Quote]

HOHOHO!

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/02/24 (Mon) 22:50:02 №107919 [Quote]

>>107918
saar what is taking so long?

Chud 7szzxZ76 12/02/24 (Mon) 22:51:30 №107920 [Quote]

>>107917
santa charges and try's to impale Jeffery with xis sword

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 22:52:24 №107921 [Quote]

rolan santa

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 22:53:02 №107922 [Quote]

rolan jeff

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 22:55:28 №107923 [Quote]

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>>107920
>>107921
>>107922
Santa charges Jeff, and tries to impale him. He manages to block the strike.

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 22:56:23 №107924 [Quote]

or parry, whatever

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/02/24 (Mon) 22:57:17 №107925 [Quote]

>>107923
next move

Chud LIM7TGuB 12/02/24 (Mon) 22:57:21 №107926 [Quote]

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>>107750
MERRY CHRISTMAS obsessed gigaspamming bad boy

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:00:56 №107927 [Quote]

>>107925
rolan generally

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:04:08 №107928 [Quote]

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>>107927
>>107925
Santa Cob performs a DUBS powered strike, automatically slashing Jeffrey CHADstein's face and giving him a cool scar.
Jeff takes a few steps back, shocked at the speed of the attack.

Chud LIM7TGuB 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:04:59 №107929 [Quote]

>>107928
Both Santa and Jeffrey begin gooning for some reason.

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:05:51 №107930 [Quote]

>>107929
ignore this derailing kike please, my good sir

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:10:46 №107931 [Quote]

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>>107929
Jeffrey says
>Hey, first blood! I guess that concludes first round! Let's take a break!
<Agreed…
The two take a break and just goon for a few turns.
Everyone from Santa's office arrives. Nate says
>What… Why are you both GOONING? Where is the early present introductionc action?

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:11:13 №107932 [Quote]

>>107931
E P I C
worst fucking filter ever

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:13:46 №107933 [Quote]

>>107931
epstein cooms on nates hair, which makes him smile, everyone leaves the room for a little while, at least until santa almost Let your heart be bright!s or something

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:14:10 №107934 [Quote]

>>107933
*makes him see the

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:15:26 №107935 [Quote]

>>107933
they will come back once he is almost dead, sorry for any confusion

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:18:42 №107936 [Quote]

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>>107933
>>107934
>>107935
CHADstein cums on Nate's hair, making him PISSED. Nobody leaves tho, because swordfighting is quite the spectacle. Santa forgets to put his meat away. They both draw swords.

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:21:18 №107937 [Quote]

>>107936
the fight begins (again)

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:23:45 №107938 [Quote]

>>107937
rolan general

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:27:21 №107939 [Quote]

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>>107937
Santa swings, Jeff blocks again.

Rolan

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:28:49 №107940 [Quote]

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The fighters are at a stalemate. How does Santa break it?

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:31:03 №107941 [Quote]

>>107940
start gooning again to distract chadstein, then slice him when he least expects it

Chud 9P^U3Aaz 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:31:49 №107942 [Quote]

>>107940
Santa throw a snowball at chadstein face and capitalise the momentarily blindness to strike him down

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:32:28 №107943 [Quote]

rolan santa

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:39:08 №107944 [Quote]

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>>107941
>>107942
Santa goons to make CHADstein lose his guard, but it has the opposite effect. CHADstein slashes Santa Cob's torso, doing considerable damage. It'll heal soon, though.

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:40:52 №107945 [Quote]

>>107944
you know the drill, attack

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:41:58 №107946 [Quote]

rolan santa

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:42:11 №107947 [Quote]

rolan chadstein

Chud 9P^U3Aaz 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:43:18 №107948 [Quote]

>>107944
Santa went on offensive and corner him with superior swordsmanship before knocking him back with a kick and switching to Bazooka and shoot him

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:43:56 №107949 [Quote]

>>107948
nigga this is a sword fight, stop derailing things

Chud 9P^U3Aaz 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:44:58 №107950 [Quote]

>>107949
I'm not derailing, I'm winning

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:45:52 №107951 [Quote]

>>107950
celebrate, i have already mostly planned out this fight, no need to make big changes like that

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:46:22 №107952 [Quote]

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CHADstein does a DUBS swing on Santa's chest, incurring unblockable damage. It does a number on Santa Cob. If he weren't mythical, it would be lethal. He's knocked on his back.

Chud 9P^U3Aaz 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:46:43 №107953 [Quote]

>>107951
Fine , I go check what actual technique to apply in sword fight while anon is busy

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:48:46 №107954 [Quote]

>>107952
chadstein lets santa get back up and fight him again

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:48:48 №107955 [Quote]

>>107953
anime sword battle technique

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:49:08 №107956 [Quote]

rolan santa

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:49:17 №107957 [Quote]

rolan epstein

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:51:23 №107958 [Quote]

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>>107954
CHADstein lets Santa recover, only to body slam him against the bar. He laughs as he does it.

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:55:35 №107959 [Quote]

>>107958
santa gets up, and the fight resumes

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:56:19 №107960 [Quote]

rolan santa

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:56:28 №107961 [Quote]

rolan jeff

Chud i305tJJN 12/02/24 (Mon) 23:58:27 №107962 [Quote]

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>>107959
Santa Cob gets back up, and they continue to fight. Some of his wounds heal in the meantime.

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:01:13 №107963 [Quote]

>>107962
the fight continues, satoko braps, causing chadstein to get irritated

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:01:57 №107964 [Quote]

rolan jeff

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:02:05 №107965 [Quote]

rolan santa

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:02:20 №107966 [Quote]

rolan satoko

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:02:55 №107967 [Quote]

okay rolling multiple times is flawed

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:05:12 №107968 [Quote]

>>107967
just don't do it immediately after my nigga

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:05:35 №107969 [Quote]

>>107968
else the digits will only shift by a little

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>>107963
CHADstein hears Satoko brap, which makes him irrationally angry. He sends a flurry of swings on Santa, which get blocked. This pisses him off even more and he slashes Santa's shin.

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:11:18 №107971 [Quote]

>>107970
santa slashes chadsteins helmet, and it goes through and slices him

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:15:24 №107972 [Quote]

rolan general

Chud FxYTXE8L 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:16:06 №107973 [Quote]

>>107970
Santa finish him off with death by thousand cuts in light speed

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:17:17 №107974 [Quote]

>>107973
nigga stop it

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:19:08 №107975 [Quote]

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>>107971
Santa strikes CHADstein's helmet. CHADstein pushes him back. The damage does small damage to CHDstein.

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:21:07 №107976 [Quote]

>>107975
the fight continues, max gets bored and decides to throw whatevers left of the budlight bottle at chadstein

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:21:42 №107977 [Quote]

rolan general

Chud NUfABgBt 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:23:36 №107978 [Quote]

>>107975
Santa counter chadstein swings with deflect followed by quick riposte impaling his chest

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:25:54 №107979 [Quote]

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>>107976
Max tosses a bud light at CHADstein out of boredom.
Santa is also tired of the swordfight. He aggressively pushes CHADstein.

>>107978
Rolling this. If above 6, this happens.

Chud NUfABgBt 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:26:23 №107980 [Quote]

>>107979
Fuck

Chud NUfABgBt 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:27:48 №107981 [Quote]

>>107979
Uh , Santa cob aim for chadstein arm attempting to disarm him

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:28:36 №107982 [Quote]

>>107979
insane quads, what could this mean?

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:29:55 №107983 [Quote]

>>107981
rolling, if above 6 then success

Chud NUfABgBt 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:30:49 №107984 [Quote]

>>107983
So it's a pass right ?

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:32:29 №107985 [Quote]

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>>107984
it's not above 6, no

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:34:08 №107986 [Quote]

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Santa and Jeff try their best to kill each other, but it's no use. It's a stalemate.

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:34:25 №107987 [Quote]

>>107985
continue

Chud 9P^U3Aaz 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:34:35 №107988 [Quote]

>>107985
raisinty Luck of the day award

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:35:15 №107989 [Quote]

>>107986
they MVST fight to le death

Chud 9P^U3Aaz 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:36:00 №107990 [Quote]

>>107986
Santa get closer to chadstein while parrying his attack and slam an elbow into chadstein face before swinging his sword at the same spot

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:36:58 №107991 [Quote]

>>107990
Rolan, if evens, success, if odds, failure

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>>107990
Santa parries CHADstein, then elbows him in the face. He swings his sword at his lips, causing bleeding and pain.

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:40:29 №107993 [Quote]

rolling for epstein's next attack efficiency

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:41:41 №107994 [Quote]

>>107992
chadstein roundhouse kicks santa in the face, then slices his chest with his sword (diagonal slice)

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:42:18 №107995 [Quote]

rolling for santa's attack efficiency

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:45:43 №107996 [Quote]

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>>107994
CHADstein kicks roundhouse Santa in the face, then sices his chest diagonally, which knocks him onto the floor. (for some reason he keeps getting dubs)

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:46:03 №107997 [Quote]

rolling santa please get dubs bad boy

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:47:15 №107998 [Quote]

rolling epstein

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:48:19 №107999 [Quote]

this is bullraisin

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:52:45 №108000 [Quote]

if evens, santa gets put out of his damn misery