You are Santa Cob. You sit in your office, with an everlasting smile, satisfied with this year's gift production.It's 30 days until the big day, Christmas. You'll have to deliver 25 billion presents to all the good boys. Maybe some coal, too, for the bad

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Santa Cob's Jolly Adventure Chud i305tJJN 12/01/24 (Sun) 18:57:27 №107280 [Quote]

You are Santa Cob. You sit in your office, with an everlasting smile, satisfied with this year's gift production.
It's 30 days until the big day, Christmas. You'll have to deliver 25 billion presents to all the good boys. Maybe some coal, too, for the bad boys, but those reserves have been low.

BEGIN

Today has started like any other. The projections are looking splendid, and your elves are at peak production. You are awaiting your daily reports from Elf Feral, the Chief Elf of Production. After that, your day is free.

Chud DhMnFb8l 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:54:28 №108001 [Quote]

>>108000
santa uses his bandages from earlier

Chud PWGZjh3Y 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:54:46 №108002 [Quote]

The strike won, jannies lost
>>9261027

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:55:49 №108003 [Quote]

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CHADstein beheads Santa Cob, killing him.

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:55:50 №108004 [Quote]

>>108001
no, he can regenerate

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:56:58 №108005 [Quote]

>>108003
bro wtf…

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:57:39 №108006 [Quote]

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Santa Cob is now dead, and Christmas is ruined forever. The End.

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:58:21 №108007 [Quote]

>>108003
everyone in the room is shocked, ted kaczynski gets his bow out and shoots chadstein witg an arrow

Chud KBnlnRpw 12/03/24 (Tue) 00:59:00 №108008 [Quote]

>>108006
damn, only in ohio…

Chud DhMnFb8l 12/03/24 (Tue) 01:08:28 №108009 [Quote]

>>108006
will you be doing another bread

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 01:20:45 №108010 [Quote]

>>108009
No, because Santa Cob Let your heart be bright!d the sword fight really annoyed me.

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 01:21:13 №108011 [Quote]

>>108010
d i e d and

Chud i305tJJN 12/03/24 (Tue) 01:33:41 №108012 [Quote]

If Santa Cob D I E D earlier, the adventure would end the same way. It's a shame, but it's nothing personal.

Chud 4ZoZWccA 12/03/24 (Tue) 01:43:21 №108013 [Quote]

/chive/ this bread, slfs

Chud o29^CJZS 12/03/24 (Tue) 01:55:46 №108015 [Quote]

>>107639
just strategically post your posts to get the number you want, choody

>>107665
tsmt

>>107736
this guy is NUTS! do this froor

>>107743
trvke, do this too(t)

>>107743
mikoARYANS won

this bread needs more SKIBIBISI toilet. ADD SKIBIBISI TOILETT
also stop saying cuss words
they are literally bad

Chud o29^CJZS 12/03/24 (Tue) 01:56:23 №108017 [Quote]

>>108015
made an oopsie award, ignore the last reply whachamacallit

Chud o29^CJZS 12/03/24 (Tue) 01:57:35 №108019 [Quote]

>>108006
Amazing merry ending just like muh hec'n avengoys avengers infinity war1!!!

Chud o29^CJZS 12/03/24 (Tue) 01:59:16 №108021 [Quote]

>>108013
how i have esl poopskin indian saar

Chud Omn^h8Pp 12/03/24 (Tue) 03:12:06 №108023 [Quote]

>>108006
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chud PDPl8aQq 12/03/24 (Tue) 13:31:53 №108024 [Quote]

>>108006
Bruh

Chud yYOsLGch 12/03/24 (Tue) 13:35:06 №108026 [Quote]

>>108006
Fuck the dumb bad boy that introduced epstein to the bread

Chud gHy4d5mb 12/03/24 (Tue) 13:36:57 №108027 [Quote]

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>>>9261373
>Fuck the dumb bad boy that introduced epstein to the bread

Woah bro that's so mean