â„–107383[Quote]
taking a break, do roll on
>>107381 â„–107389[Quote]
>>107381Roll for greenland
â„–107391[Quote]
I like the fact that their boys or actually nonbinary but you make them look like girls or actually just this style btw this is so cute :3
â„–107393[Quote]
>>107384>>107385>>107386>>107387counting these, congratulations, all hits
>>107389counting this for greenland
â„–107394[Quote]
>>9251577
Looks like a child being raped
â„–107395[Quote]
>>107389You pass the speech check.
Nate says
>Hello, I'm an American and I'm being hunted down by hateful bigots in the Arctic!<Hmmm… We have a fleet nearby… We'll check it out.SUCCESS! Greenland's destroyers will fight the Israeli ra iders in 10 turns.
â„–107397[Quote]
JANNIES PLEASE LOOP THIS bread
â„–107398[Quote]
>>107393All your shots hit the tanks, killing them. The few crew members that escape the blasts freeze to death and are buried in the snow. You let out a hearty HOHOHO! as you see them succumb to the temperature.
You may now snipe the infantry with your Jolly MMG.
â„–107399[Quote]
>>107398CHADstein gives a short speech
â„–107401[Quote]
>>107399Chadstein then gets assasinated by a ninja elf
â„–107402[Quote]
>>107401Believe in the magic of christmas! retard, i want him to have a cool fight with santa, don't do this
â„–107403[Quote]
>>107401rolan, only 9 or dubs will allow this to happen
â„–107409[Quote]
>>107405HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING HOLY raisin I SWEAR TO GOD I HAVE THE WORST FUCKING LUCK
â„–107410[Quote]
>>107408nevermind, thank god
â„–107412[Quote]
>>107409gogogo clitty leakage
â„–107415[Quote]
Santa claus retrieves his awesome festive broadsword that emits a red and green glow
â„–107416[Quote]
>>107413CHADstein pulls out his ultra sharp scroogeish brimstone sword, flowing with dark saturnian energy, and prepares to go where santa is
â„–107417[Quote]
>>107416oh, and he also has a karambit in his pocket with a badass CSGO skin, just wanred to let you know
â„–107418[Quote]
>>107413Nate then gets a call from Krampus
â„–107419[Quote]
>>107415Santa Cob retrieves his Festive Broadsword, embued with Christmas Energy. He lets out a hearty HOHOHO!
He thinks: This will come in handy later, but I still want to snipe the Israelis with my Jolly MMG.
Does he skip the "foreplay" or run to the action? CHADstein will most definitely get his own sword and hunt for Cob himself.
â„–107420[Quote]
>>107419snipe the israelis
â„–107422[Quote]
Meanwhile outside a babyelf is playing with snowballs
â„–107423[Quote]
>>107416>>107417CHADstein draws his Floydian-Satanic, Self-Sharpening Brimstone Sword. He also has a Fancy Karambit in his pocket.
He wants to reach Santa Cob, but, as it is, the blizzard will freeze him to death if he tries. He can also get sniped easily, depending on his route. Will he try to circumvent these hazards, or resume pillaging the Storage Building?
â„–107425[Quote]
>>107423Pillage , he aint no pussy
â„–107427[Quote]
>>107423circumvent these hazards
â„–107429[Quote]
>>107419run to the action
â„–107431[Quote]
>>107430The snowmen are obsessed
â„–107434[Quote]
>>107430The snowmen through christmas magic form a large snow mech suit which the elf caca decides to pilot
â„–107435[Quote]
>>107420>>107429Rolan, even digit for 1946, odd digit for 2006.
â„–107436[Quote]
>>107432Nate receives a call
â„–107437[Quote]
>>107435You proceed to the blizzard. You're ready to rush the storage building. Unfortunately, Chuud and Nate are stuck in your Office's building.
You notice one of the dead soldjers from the first fireteam you fought.
You continue to the tanks. You confirm the deaths of the tankers.
Finally, you proceed to firing range. Do you go through the front, or attack from the hole that the Israelis blasted in the wall?
â„–107438[Quote]
>>107437through the hole because ep1stein went the other way
â„–107441[Quote]
krampus sends kuz as a haunted christmas spirit
â„–107442[Quote]
>>107440call sh1toko in so he will brap his way to the north pole in 10 seconds and barricade the door using coca cola and takis
â„–107443[Quote]
>>107440Giggily scroogeclown bursts into the room and starts waving xir pecker around
â„–107446[Quote]
>>107438>>107439Santa Cob arrives at the hole. Two guards are posted.
Their vision is obscured enough that they don't immediately recognize him, but an attack has both sides attacking first.
â„–107447[Quote]
>>107446Santa kills one of the guards, and he wounds the other one who runs to find CHADstein
â„–107448[Quote]
rolan guards
â„–107449[Quote]
>>107447Santa runs up and stabs the guards. He is met with several bullets, but successfully kills one of the guards.
The other guard runs to alert CHADstein.
Santa coughs up some blood. They did a number on him. He will regenerate, thoughie.
â„–107451[Quote]
>>107449He picks up one of the guards' guns and reloads it with a magazine
â„–107452[Quote]
>>107442raisinoko is a stupid fuck who forgets he ate Takis beforehand and raisins on the buildings and snow by the time he gets there
â„–107454[Quote]
HOHOHO! o algo
â„–107455[Quote]
>>107442>>107443>>107445>>107452Nate calls raisinoko to come to the North Pole. He braps out of frame. He will literally be at the North Pole in one turn.
Chuud scoffs
<Okay, but wt f is he going to do?>stfu obsessed tra nnyGiggly Goonclown ambushed the group and goons on them.
>GET THIS N.I.GGER OUTTA HERE â„–107456[Quote]
>>107455goonclown rapes them both and has explosive diarrhea all over, covering them in it
â„–107458[Quote]
>>107456the amount of gooning makes a horde of place santa doesn't visit slopelfs come from the shore
â„–107459[Quote]
>>107457He searches every corpse and finds bandages in one of them
â„–107464[Quote]
>>107463Pursue the brapxican
â„–107465[Quote]
>>107463Santa is confused but eventually realizes what this means, he keeps moving forward
â„–107466[Quote]
>>107464>>107465even for 67, odd for 71
â„–107467[Quote]
>>107456>>107458>>107460Goonclown rapes Nate and Chuud at the same time, blasting xer diarrhea everywhere in the process. This
PISSES THEM OFF.
It also attracts rare place santa doesn't visit elves. They sprint towards Nate and Chuud's location.
Satoko arrives.
>Hola o algo, mi amigos â„–107469[Quote]
>>107467the elders of zion watch in their spaceship deciding weather or not to use the space laser
â„–107471[Quote]
>>107470The place santa doesn't visit elves are accompanied by a dark rabid squirrel made of coal
â„–107474[Quote]
>>107473He will attempt to befriend them, as he could use some more workers in the future
â„–107475[Quote]
>>107474Santa Cob asks
>I could use some workers, and you are elves. Would you mind working in my shop in the future?Darkie says
<It depends. Can I get some nuts? â„–107477[Quote]
>>107475He says he has plenty of nutcrackers that can crack nuts for the squirrel
â„–107478[Quote]
>>107476>>107477even dubs triumph or odds the other post triumphs
â„–107479[Quote]
>>107477>I have plenty of nuts, and nutcrackers too!<Of course! Stupid question that I asked… We'll consider it. Going to goon now.The J@rty Elves continue to their destination, which is the same as your destination.
Your getting bored of following the Mexican Brap Missile.
â„–107480[Quote]
>>107479Santa takes out his Licorice Candy because wants to stress eat
â„–107482[Quote]
>>107481call italian left communsit amadeo bordiga
â„–107484[Quote]
>>107482You call Bordiga.
>Hello, sir.<Hello? Who is this?>Santa.<Ah, the scum who perpetuates capitalist myths.>You mean the legend who gives to children.<Psst. You wouldn't exist in a communist utopia.>Listen… umm.What else does Santa Cob tell Amadeo Bordiga?
â„–107485[Quote]
>>107483Greenland gets a hit for mediocre damage. Israel misses.
The turn ends in a slight Greenland advantage. Rolan once more.
â„–107487[Quote]
>>107484Tell him giving gifts is… le communism or something and that Santa has done more for the material condition of the working class than the communist intelligentsia.
â„–107488[Quote]
have to sleep soon, taking a break for tonight. please keep the bread HOHOHO!ed or loop it.
â„–107490[Quote]
this bread is amazing i pray it lasts
â„–107491[Quote]
go the FVCK VP
â„–107492[Quote]
gift that I missed so its coal