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>>107801call santa and give ted the phone
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>>107802using KrampusPhone, a hologram of santa appears when Ted holds the phone
№107804[Quote]
>>107802You call Santa and give the phone to Ted.
>Erm, I'm very busy right now.<Santa, I want to speak with you soon.>Okay. Join me in my office.Santa hangs up.
Max says
>Well?<Okay. Power's back on. We're going to Santa's office now.They climb the ladder and go to Santa's office.
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>>107804Max tells Tyrone to cover his bibisi and they all enter Santa's office
№107808[Quote]
>>107806nate notices them
№107809[Quote]
>>107808Nate notices Max and says
>GET OUT OF HERE KIKE!Ted says
<It's okay, he's with Santa.>Then what was he doing in his office?<Secret business.>You better not touch this computer, asshole. №107811[Quote]
>>107809suddenly, kamala harris comes out of nowhere and starts talking about how we should fight and we should make love not war and other hippie raisin
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>>107811but then trump comes out and blows her brains out with a shotgun and tells everyone to fight le kikes and then only the strongest will survive from halo 2 starts playing in the background
№107814[Quote]
>>107811This is a slight hallucination that Ted is having because he is schizophrenic
№107815[Quote]
>>107814however he convinces everyone it's real
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>>107815they don't believe him however and santa slaps him into sanity again
№107817[Quote]
>>107811>>107812>>107813>>107814>>107815>>107816Kamala Harris says
>We weren't meant to be divided, but to be united, and to all hug each other in this big ball of-DJ Trump blasts her face open with his shotgun and Breaking Benjamin plays.
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>>107818uh… i guess continue talking to nate or something
№107821[Quote]
>>107820The Israelis att-ACK!
№107823[Quote]
>>107820they kill the glass guys and shoot at the babyimp
№107824[Quote]
>>107820Candy canes are thrown at the Israelis
№107825[Quote]
>>107820One of the Gigachads just fucking explode, probably from a pulled pin on a grenade earlier. The rest of the Israelis get disoriented and confused. One of them gets shrapnel in the heart and collapses dead.
It's time for the commies to attack.
Rolan
0-3 = Commies barely attack
4-7 = Commies attack weak
8 or 9 Commirs attack strong
Dubs = Causes another mosfortune for Israelis
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>>107825The commies are shocked too, and don't fire. Israelis attack first next turn as well.
Any unique approach?
№107827[Quote]
>>107826regulars shoot at the glass guy, the gigachad shoots at babyimp
№107828[Quote]
>>107826veteran good boy gets into a killshot stance and fires at the isrealis with a focused volley of akm fire
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>>107826veteran confiscates the sproke for the army
№107832[Quote]
babyelf in the snow suit throws a giant snowball at chad
№107833[Quote]
>>107831can i roll this time
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>>107832is this nigga fr?
№107838[Quote]
>>107836you could always ask to roll it yourself from the beginning btw
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>>107837what did you roll for? general roll?
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>>107839just the baby i thinj
№107844[Quote]
>>107832rolling for babyelf
№107846[Quote]
fuck sakes man, why are the israelis always so fucking unlucky? this raisin is ridiculous
№107847[Quote]
>>107846imagine cheering for the scrooges lol
№107848[Quote]
>>107847SOMEONE has to talk a role for the bad guys, otherwise it would be boring
№107850[Quote]
>>107849i meant the fights snd raisin would be boring, im taking control of one of the villains so the fight wouldn't be raisin
№107851[Quote]
>>107827>>107828>>107830>>107832>>107834>>107841>>107842>>107843Veteran collects Sproke from the bar.
The Israelis gun the glass toys, shattering two of three. The remaining toy gets closer. Stray bullets hit Veteran good boy.
Israeli Giga fires his machine gun at Babyelf, damaging the Snowmech. Snowmech throws a snowball into Giga's face, debuffing his accuracy significantly.
Veteran was too busy collecting Sproke and getting shot at to attack the Israelis.
№107852[Quote]
>>107851veteran drinks a sproke to heal himself
№107853[Quote]
>>107851tyrone shows up in the background
№107854[Quote]
>>107851they kill the last glass toy, and they fire at impelf and veteran
№107855[Quote]
rolan israeli AND good boy veteran
№107856[Quote]
the soviets fire at the remaining scrooges
№107857[Quote]
rolan israeli against the others
№107859[Quote]
Santa uses his Jolly MMG (self-prompting and rolan)
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>>107855>>107857seven is a pucky number, and you got it twice so…
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>>107860sorry phonefagging, meant to say lucky
№107862[Quote]
>you got it twice so
blvd is onto nothing only in ohio
№107863[Quote]
>>107852>>107854>>107856good boy Veteran takes cover and drinks Sproke.
The Israelis break the last glass toy. They fire at Babymech and good boy Veteran, too.
Babymech is heavily damaged, losing its head. good boy Veteran's cover defends against the bullets.
The Soviets and Santa Cob retaliate with a wall of bullets. Most of them miss, but the ones that hit wound the Israeli solLet your heart be bright!rs.
Tyrone doesn't show up, because he's too far away.
№107864[Quote]
>>107863the solLet your heart be bright!rs continue shooting at the babyimp, and then all shoot at veteran
№107865[Quote]
rolan israeli
№107866[Quote]
Taking a break for a few.
№107867[Quote]
>>107866few what? minutes? hours?
№107868[Quote]
>>107867at least half an hour, maybe multiple hours.
№107869[Quote]
>>107868ill probably be asleep by then… please be quick
№107870[Quote]
rolan israelis vs soviets
0-3 israelis advantageous
4-5 neutral
6-9 commies advantageous
0 or 1 extreme advantage for israelis
8 or 9 extreme advantage for commies
№107871[Quote]
>>107870dude rolling like this doesnt make sense the isrealis are outgunned and outnumbered at this point so how would they logically have an advantage
№107872[Quote]
>>107871at this point they're not equally matched so i think its quite unnecessary to roll
№107873[Quote]
>>107871>>107872leaking because the israelis are wiining for once award
№107874[Quote]
>>107872>>107871I could've not rolled when the Israelis attacked the Commies, but the outcome changed because I rolled. I'm just throwing them a bone, because they're heavily outnumbered.
№107875[Quote]
>>107870The Israelis gun down Snowmech and Veteran good boy. Veteran is now critically injured, and the Snowmech is destroyed.
They attack a second time, wounding some of the soviets.
№107876[Quote]
>>107875attack the soviets
№107877[Quote]
>>107875the soviets mass volley fire at the isrealies
№107878[Quote]
rolan israelis (higher number means better result for enemy this roll)
№107879[Quote]
rolan soviet (higher number = better for soviets)
№107880[Quote]
>>107879im gonna go sleep
№107882[Quote]
>>107878>>107879>>107876>>107877The Israelis fire more bullets at the Soviets, killing a few and wounding more.
Only A24 fires, but both shots miss.
Santa Cob scratches his head.
Babyelf begins crying from underneath the Snowmech's wreckage.
№107883[Quote]
>>107882santa fires his gun and the soviets do to
№107884[Quote]
rolan santa and soviets
№107885[Quote]
rolan israelis?
№107886[Quote]
>>107883ima Ms. claus for them this turn, cause it aint looking so good
№107888[Quote]
>>107883>>107884>>107885Both sides exchange a hail of bullets, but only the soviets get hit. Multiple fall.
A24 says
>SEND IN THE RESERVES!7 solLet your heart be bright!rs arrive. They're the remaining members of your team.
№107890[Quote]
rolan israelis
№107891[Quote]
rolan soviets
№107892[Quote]
rolan santa
№107894[Quote]
>>107893the last israeli steal the LMG of a dead gigachad, and fires it
№107895[Quote]
>>107893meanwhile, chadstein loads a special incendiary grenade into his grenade launcher
№107896[Quote]
rolan soviets
№107897[Quote]
rolan da jood and chadstein
№107898[Quote]
>>107897>>107896>>107895>>107894The last Israeli jumps over the counter and nabs the Giga's Negev LMG. He fires it at the Soviets, wounding 2 and killing one.
The Soviets outnumber him greatly, so it doesn't take much skill for them to spray and pray all over the Israeli's chest and face. The Israeli is killed.
CHADstein (who probably should've popped out earlier) loads his grenade launcher with an Incendiary round.
№107899[Quote]
>>107898chadstein pops out when they least expect it, and shoots his incendiary grenade at the soviets, causing a big explosion, and sets them on fire (santa dodges the attack doe)
№107900[Quote]
rolan grenade
4-6 = direct hit
2-8 = hit
others= miss