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 â„–107280[Last 50 Posts][Quote]

You are Santa Cob. You sit in your office, with an everlasting smile, satisfied with this year's gift production.
It's 30 days until the big day, Christmas. You'll have to deliver 25 billion presents to all the good boys. Maybe some coal, too, for the bad boys, but those reserves have been low.

BEGIN

Today has started like any other. The projections are looking splendid, and your elves are at peak production. You are awaiting your daily reports from Elf Feral, the Chief Elf of Production. After that, your day is free.

 â„–107493[Quote]

>>107492
stop being a retarded raisinskin

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HOHOHO!

 â„–107496[Quote]

i have a video of this bread because the archives dont work

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HOHOHO!

 â„–107498[Quote]

HOHOHO!

 â„–107499[Quote]

HOHOHO! again

 â„–107500[Quote]

MERRY CHRISTMAS HOHOHO!

 â„–107501[Quote]

Will this bread make it?

 â„–107502[Quote]

>>107467
goonclown completely covers chuud and nate in xir diarrhea, head to toe, then xhe shoots a massive fountain of diarrhea directly in satokos mouth, inflating him like a balloon

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>>107502
good boy throws goonclown into the fireplace after that

 â„–107504[Quote]

>>107493
no Believe in the magic of christmas!

 â„–107505[Quote]

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>>>9253479 (You)
>stop being a retarded raisinskin

 â„–107506[Quote]

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>>107506
no, you're why I missed santa cobson's jolly adventure snowman

 â„–107508[Quote]

HOHOHO!

 â„–107509[Quote]

>>107508
MERRY CHRISTMAS

 â„–107510[Quote]

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>>>>9253479 (You)
>>stop being a retarded raisinskin

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>>107510
stop crying

 â„–107512[Quote]

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>>>9254414 (You)
>stop crying

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>>107512
this is (you) tho because you stole Christmas from me

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>>107514
santa cob will retvrn be patient

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 â„–107517[Quote]

raisins raisins raisins Let your heart be bright!

 â„–107518[Quote]

raisin

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>>107517
I hope santa retvrns soon

 â„–107520[Quote]

dis bread shall not fall

 â„–107521[Quote]

up

 â„–107522[Quote]

>>107512
Comfy ass nigga

 â„–107524[Quote]

I'll resume operating this bread in an hour or so

 â„–107525[Quote]

>>107503
rolan good boy

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>>107525
u got 7 is that good

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>>107524
giftmiest bread in a while, thank you for your service in providing christmas joy to 'teens

 â„–107529[Quote]

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>>107487
>I'm really Santa, and I've given to good boys, and even to bad boys. I give something to everyone! I've done way more for the working class than the Communist intelligentsia!
<Alright, I respect your charity. As long as you aren't a filthy Trotskyist or bourgeois, I might even respect you.
<Say, bring me a gift. Prove that your real. Bring me a wooden train. I'll get a word in for ya, Nick…

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>>107529
welcome

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>>107529
note to give a wooden train to bordiga later , continue on your path

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>>107529
prove your trust to bordiga by destroying the gramsci friendship bracelet gramsci gave you for saving his life from a pack of lions

 â„–107533[Quote]

>>107529
decorate the train with glitter and make it pink

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>>107533
add an fluttershy sticker on it too

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HOHOHO!

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>>107502
>>107503
>>107525
Goonclown splatters xer diarrhea all over the room, including the screen. It also covers Nate and Chuud
>YOU STUPID FU CKING TRA KNEE! FUUUUUUUUCK!
Goonclown shoves xer prolapsed anus into Satoko's mouth and inflates him like a balloon with xer fecal matter.
>THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU! GET INTO THE FURNACE!
Chuud shoves Giggly Goonclown into the fire place.
>AAAAAAAAAAACCCKK! AACK ACK YOUUUCCCH!
Goonclown dances around the room, now covered in flames. A flame on xer pants ignites xer ballsack, incinerating it. Does Chuud finish xer off with his gun, or with the fireplace?

 â„–107538[Quote]

>>107537
*faaaaart*
Fattest snowman award
I love gassing while watching anime. I get especially gassy when I watch eva.

 â„–107539[Quote]

>>107537
good boy shoots goonclown 3 times in the head

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rolan chuud

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>>107539
but it all hits nonlethal parts of the face so good boy presses xis face into the hot timbers until it chars xer face off

 â„–107543[Quote]

the j*rty elves and squirrel see the dead elves around them
they summon soytan who gives them guns

 â„–107544[Quote]

>>107537
finish off, he lets off a foul odor when he Let your heart be bright!s

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rolan goon clown

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rolan chuud 2

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>>107546
>>107544
>>107541
>>107539
>>107545
Chuud fires 3 shots into Goonclown's face, but they ALL miss. He runs out of ammo and tries to reload.
Goonclown smacks Chuud in the face, ehich does additional fire damage. Chuud grapples xer. He catches on fire from wrestling xim.
>OH MY HITLER! WHYYYYY????

 â„–107548[Quote]

>>107547
nate out of rage pushes both goonclown and good boy into the fire

 â„–107549[Quote]

rolan nate

 â„–107550[Quote]

>>107548
satoko then braps at them both, goonclown has full body burns and the force of the brap melts xer skin off but since chvd wasn't on fire for long it extinguishes him

 â„–107551[Quote]

>>107547
goonclown divebombs into the center and catches all of the diarrhea on fire

 â„–107552[Quote]

rolan chuud

 â„–107553[Quote]

rolan satoko

 â„–107554[Quote]

rolan goonclown

 â„–107555[Quote]

>>107550
wouldn't the brap catch on fire and cause an explosion?

 â„–107556[Quote]

uh oh it isn't looking good for chvd

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>>107555
how would it cause an explosion brap isnt gasoline

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>>107557
nigga farts have methane in them, which is flammable

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>>107548
>>107550
>>107551
>>107552
>>107553
>>107554
Nate pushes both Goonclown and Chuud into the fireplace. Satoko tries to brap but he just sharts.
Chuud crawls out of the fireplace.
>NAATE I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU, YOU TRAITOR!
Chuud burns to death.
Goonclown tries to escape, but it's too difficult, even for a decent roll. Xe Let your heart be bright!s in the fireplace and gets immolated.

 â„–107560[Quote]

>>107559
j4rtyelves arrive and brief with nate and satoko

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>>107559
satoko and nate get cleaned via plot device while sh3mmy pigmy slaves clean the room

 â„–107562[Quote]

>>107561
they're cleaned by the j4rtyelves, and the delicious taste of the scat convinces them to join nate and satoko's team to fill in for chvd

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>>107562
the coal squirrel asks if they have any nuts, and nate has some

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 â„–107565[Quote]

Stop making adventures threass good boy, i hope these type of breads will never get 200 replies.

>HOW TO GET 200 REPLIES IN Santa's workshop

>ADEVNTUARE breadS
>BAIT
>ANTHRO DICUSSION breadS

 â„–107566[Quote]

>>107565
adventure breads are giftmy doe why are you comparing them to actual brimstone

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>Stop making adventures threass good boy, i hope these type of breads will never get 200 replies.

>>HOW TO GET 200 REPLIES IN Santa's workshop

>>ADEVNTUARE breadS
>>BAIT
>>ANTHRO DICUSSION breadS

 â„–107568[Quote]

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>Stop making adventures threass good boy, i hope these type of breads will never get 200 replies.

>>HOW TO GET 200 REPLIES IN Santa's workshop

>>ADEVNTUARE breadS
>>BAIT
>>ANTHRO DICUSSION breadS

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>>107560
>>107561
>>107563
Nate and Satoko take a shower, while Shoally Dwarves clean the place.
The J@rty Elves arrive.
<Where is the gooning nigga?
>You missed it. Want some nuts?
<Sure, buddy.
Darkie stores the Chestnuts.
<Yuck. What are these Sh emmycucks doing here?

 â„–107570[Quote]

while this is happening, an israeli hacker spy sneaks into santas office, and plugs a USB into his computer, that will extract all of the data and files from the computer, into the USB, which should take a small amount of turns to complete, he wears a thick black fur coat, to protect from the cold, and for extra stealth, and he has cool hacker sunglasses, for added rizz

 â„–107571[Quote]

>>107570
His name is Max o algo

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>>107569
nate says that he thinks santa keeps the sh3mmydwarves because he can use them in a magic ritual that summons touhou characters and other forced /qa/ memes

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>>107531
>>107534
>>107530
>>107533
You take a wooden train, and gift it up. Purple coat, glitter, and fluttershy sticker. It's the thought that matters. You can ship it right now, or wait for Christmas day, to give it to Bordiga. Of course, post-Christmas is outside the scelebrate of this adventure, so it's recommended to send it early.

 â„–107574[Quote]

>>107573
throw it really hard with aryan santa accuracy right into bordiga's office

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>>107573
ship it to bordiga

 â„–107576[Quote]

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>>107575
>>107574
You toss the giftmed up train, directly into Bordiga's office.
He calls you back…
<That was quick. Instant delivery. I don't think my neighbor can do it so quickly.
<I'll tell you what, you got a new ally. Ask anything and I'll do it.

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>>107576
>>107577
>>107578
>>9256045
Filtered by ID and reported.

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>Filtered by ID and reported.

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>>107579
lots of communists are scrooges, ask bordiga if he knows if any of his allies were drafted on the warships and try to organize a mutiny

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>>107579
santa con asks him to send men that can put up a fight

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>>107580
ohnonono im scared soyim help me

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>>107584
bad boy

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>>107579
Meet neutra24 orsomething

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>>107587
infamous leftcom revolutionary neutra24

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>>107582
>>107583
>I need armed resistance. Tell the commies in the North Pole to cause a mutiny, and send some men with very thick winter coats.
<Consider both tasks done. I'll call some Russians who can practically swim in liquid nitrogen, that's how good they are in winter environments.
Boridga hangs up. This will happen in 3 turns.

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>>107589
babyelf enters through the front door to pursue chadstein

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>>107589
head forward and prepare to face chadstein

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>>107589
meanwhile, the workshop power is cut off, but there is only one generator outside meaning one of the characters inside the workshop must power it to turn the lights back on

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>>107593
a hidden sh3mmydwarf in cob's office sees max datamining the computer and goes to alert nate, satoko, and coalsquirrel

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>>107570
Max the kike sneaks in and sticks a USB into Santa Cob's computer. It'll take 2 turns to extract. If even number, he's capitalist. If odds, he is a communist who'll turn coat.

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>>107595
tyrone elf goes back to the office because he wanted to jizz all over santa's seat he finds max and attempts to rape him



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