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On Soysphere Island, many tragedies have stricken the inhabitants. Most recently, the gates of Niggerhell have opened, to reveal an army of undead. A Jarty-Gooner Alliance threatens dmin 6's Cord Empire. The Shartycord convenes to invade the Jarty Empire to restore order once more.
BEGINAs observed in the previous thread (
https://archive.is/JYvhV), dmin 6 has sorted his massive party into three groups. A main group, a secondary group, and an Auxiliary group. These are called Group A, B, and C.
At the Shunker, Shartycord makes last minute preparations, before embarking on their mission to kill the Nujarty.
As it stands Group A has strong infantry, while Group B has strong mechs. Group B may actually be better suited for a more difficult task.
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soot please soot please we need you soot please save us please
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>>104377Don't worry - We're fighting against Soytan in this thread.
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What the fuck do you get out of this? What the hell happened to normal adventure threads? this raisin has literally gone on for like 3000 replies? When does it end. Who the hell are any of these characters, wheres the soyjaks? What is this raisin?
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>>104379Erm let people enjoy things sweaty
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>>104374’Min 6 pulls out a battle plan map of the invasion of the jarty
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Can anyone give me a rundown of the previous threads
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Nuchud get injected with Aryan vril which regrow his leg and detrans him award by Groot in heaven
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Mispelled froot award
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>>104382Mutant horses runs amok , shadowy entities pour goon beam on froot corpse, one of the primary objectives have been achieved , zombies happened and that's all I can remember
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>>104381'dmin 6 reveals the current plan, which is alterable. His team is to raid the NuJarty tower, while Golden's team is to challenge the forces of Niggerhell and the forces of Goonerhell.
Finally, the Auxiliary team is to conduct low intensity assaults on the rest of Nujarty, to assist the armies invading it.
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>>104387a group of soytanified chuds ambush them
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its time to read muh hecken a24 kinostones again
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>>104375The jartys show their strongest weapon, the anti-teleporter
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>>104387lil chuddy reveals his origin story, it turns out it’s pretty similar to what happened to nuchud right after he was introduced
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The 'venture thread will continue shortly…
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>>104393WE ARE BACK
anyway everyone with a gun opens fire at the soytanification bots while calm and warm use their combined powers to fire a powerful beam at the nigger miss circles or whatever they were called
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>>104393the soytanification bots are resistant against the bullets and kill a few chuds
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>>104395nigger what the fuck
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>>104393The dimensional police officer teleports them back to niggerhell or atleast tries to do it
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>>104397do u jerk off to soytanification or something
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>>104394>>104395>>104398The SWARTHIEST of Floydian magic is used, to make Calmplier and Warmplier attack Miss Niggress and her child.
Their beams do lowered damage, and both parties have a Marge moment.
>SHIET mane, what the hell you shooting me for?Every armed person opens fire on the Soytanification bots. Marioman's gun melts one of them on the spot, but the rest are ineffective.
The Soytanification bots pressure Marioman and Patrick Chudson.
^Nuh uh! Go back to Niggerhell!The Dimension Police Officer tackles the Soytanification bot pressuring Marioman.
The other one touches Patrick. He screams
<HELP IT'S ABSORBING ME WTF! №104402[Quote]
>>104401PATRICK NOOO have warmpiler set the last remaining soytanification drone on fire while calmjak heals patrick
also i though miss niggress was on the jarty's side o algo.
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>>104403marge is cobson gargantuar on our side?
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>>104402>>104403>>104404The Dimension Police finally sends on of the Soytanification bots back to Niggerhell.
SUPER Floydian Magic ctivates. Cobon Gargantuar shouts
>YOUR ASSES ARE MI-ACK!Floydian beams shoot directly into Cobson Gargantuar, and he falls into the ground. He shouts niggerbabble and flails on the ground.
Meanwhile, Calmplier and Walmplier sgoot their beams at the remaining Soytanification bot and Chudson.
<THE RUBBER, IT BURNS!Patrick suffers from second and third degree burns, as the Soytanification bot turns to a pile of goop. The wounds are non-lethal.
V Get him out… GET. HIM. OUT!>i tried my best to keep him cool…<maybe it worked… №104406[Quote]
>>104405put patrick on the zebra and have him be riden to doctor bibise to be rebuilt into a heckin sharty cyborg
meanwhile at the swedish.win bunker 'dmin 7 and henry try to convince the jarty remnants to help take down the jarty
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>>104406also why does swenni filter to jarty…froot what is this maine
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>>104409ERMM that is fine ask them to use the anti teleporter to intercept any jarty signals
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>>104411give them the bird from another dimension thats sitting on henry's head
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>>104413'dmn 7 and henry get the device and walk off to meet up with team golden
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Also each card needed to be recharged after single use and it suck caloric energy around it meaning the more people surround the deck the faster they charge
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>>104417'dmin 7 get the finger scorpion off of schizo retard
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>>104417Dmin 7 uses his natural admin charisma and convinces the schizo retard to suicide bomb himself in the nearest jarty outpost
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>>104406>>104414The party decides to transport the incapacitated Patrick Chudson to a doctor for physical restoration.
<WAIT!A Wizard Chud beams in.
<Chuds help Chuds…He used his healing card on Patrick… it reverts some of the damage.
>Erm… let's take him to a doctor anyways, okay?<Whatever, nigger!He gives a magic deck of various wizard spells to Lil Chud and Nuchud.
<Every DnB campaign needs this… I mean DnD…He disappears by next turn.
HOW TO USECards have two properties: Energy and Rarity. You can specify many moves with these cards. Rarity is: Common, Rare, and Aryan… You specify a move and the rarity of the card, if the rarity is higher, the effect is greater, but the energy drain is multiplies by 2 or 3.
Example: Common Fireball (can be used every turn) vs an Aryan Fireball (can only be used every 3 turns, but has a bigger punch)
The Cobson Gargantuan stirs up and screams like a gorilla. The fighting is not over yet…
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>>104418>>104419'dmin 7 gets the Fingerscorpions off of the Schizo Retard, who probably had a unique name at one point…
The trade-off is that the Fingerscorpions are on him now, and biting him.
^You see, doctor… in order to help you, I had to make a sacrifice… Sacrifices are important to cause action… You should make a big sacrifice, for the greater good…>I never thought of it that way… What sacrifice should I make?^You can make the world a greater place by suicide bombing the Jartycucks… Use the strongest explosives and the biggest, then your sacrifice will be meaningful…>Gee, thanks, Mr. Seven! I think I'll go do that!Dr. Schizo Retard dashes away, laughing and smiling.
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>>104425the baby eats the scorpions but the toxins burn his mouth so he runs off to the auxiliary camp
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>>104426The giant caca, perhaps a humanoid mutant, eats the scorpions off of 'dmin 7.
^Thanks, baby…>ahaahahhsdjrbehahaAhhhggThe caca screams, due to the venom.
He drops 'dmin 7 and runs off to the Shartycord military base for medical treatment.
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SNCA message: I'm gonna run the last frames on luma and see what happens
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>>104435Cobson gargantuar kills him and goes for the damaged ‘cord baby
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>>104436>>104437Cobson Gargantuar rips Jason Citron in half, which kills him instantly.
>GIBS ME FENT OR DIE!He takes ground-shaking steps towards Cordbot, ready to attack.
The 'cordbot shouts thru the speaker
^LARGE MASS ASSAILANT ADVISORY; FLEE FROM AGGRESSORHe fires his frag rounds at the Gargantuar. In retaliation, Gargantuar smashes him with the power tower, doing heavy damage and taking off Cordbot's claw arm.
A Niggervoid portal opens, though nobody has heard of such a phenomenon before…
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>>104438push gargantuar into the portal o algo
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>>104438also do you have an archive of the previous 3000 reply thread? i haven't fully caught up due to the domain shutting down
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>>104439Marioman shouts
>Drop that nigga into the portal!but how, exactly? We can't rely on mass, in terms of the team members present, and giant caca is far in the distance…
Gargantuar picks up cordbot
>WHICH ONE OF YOUS WANT THIS THROWN AT YOU?Cordbot says
^Best chances of neutralization: Drop assailant into portal! I'm a replaceable model! №104442[Quote]
>>104441fire at gargantuar and smack his face/head with the gun o algo
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>>104440First few hundred lost replies:
https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/8278977Second piece of thread, including the thread moved messages:
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>>104442Marioman and Greg shoot at Cobson Gargantuar.
>STOP DOIN IT BEECH!Cobson Gargantuar launches cordbot at Marioman and everyone near him.
Marioman says
<I think it broke one of my legs… raisin!Marty says
<Crushed by you again… wait, are you a different model?Nuchud fidgets with and shuffles his magical deck of cards.
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>>104444marioman pulls a grenade out of his asshole and throws it at gargantuar, which disintegrates his cock and balls and slightly injures his legs, this is to delay him, so nuchud can do something with his cards
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>>104445>something with his cardsThe mechanic involves specifying the move and the rarity (power level to recharge ratio)
More info in this post
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>>104444Grzegorz stands up and fires a vollet into the cobgantuans head while nuchud draws a rare card which is a binding spell and holds th cobgantuan in place while everyone attacks him with firearms or powers they have
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also why is this thread such a dead nigger baby? i expected it to be a little bit more popular…
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>>104449EuroGODS are in school and amerimutts are asleep
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>>104449It's had a rough start
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>>104445>>104447>>104448Nuchud places a rare binding spell on Cobson Gargantuar. Marioman and Gregory take the opportunity to attack the monster.
Gregory shouts
<K-KURWWWAAAand projects an extended precision burst of bullets into Gargantuar's face.
Marioman pulls a grenade from his anus and pulls the pin; he performs a literal asspull. He throws it under Gargantuar's feet.
>SHIET I CAINT-ACK!The grenade shreds through his legs, to the point that the legs are exposed. His movement speed is reduced by half… not that it counts when he's bound.
It seems that Nuchud's spell continues to work into the next turn.
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>>104452continue shooting
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>>104452One of the chuds pulls out a thermite grenade and throws it at the cobgantuan and everyone else opens fire while calmjak tends to the wounded and heals them
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>>104453>>104454Marioman shouts
>Everyone, fire!The non-wounded surround and fire upon Cobson Gargantuan. The spell runs out after this.
Cobman's ghost places a new HUD element - the boss health meter. This feature is likely to recur in future battles.
Calmplier projects healing fields for his allies. Lil Chud lights a thermite grenade. This will be thrown at Cobson Gargantuar next round.
Cobson Gargantuar says
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>>104455gargantuar starts walking towards marioman, marioman grabs a knife from his pocket and throws it at gargantuar, hitting him in the left eye, gregory shoots gargantuar in the back
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>>104455Warmpiler casts a fire circle around cobgantuan trapping him for a turn allowing for little chuddy to safely throw the grenade
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>>104456>>104457Warmplier casts a ring of fire around Cobson Gargantuar, making him scared of moving. Marioman throws the knife into Gargantuar's eye, while Lil Chuddy throws the grenade.
The thermite burns Gargantuar's legs off, while Gregory shoots the Imp on its back. Now missing an eye and having his legs burned off, Gargantuar can only crawl to move, and is in grave danger.
Cobson Gargantuar screams
>JUST PUSH ME INTO THE PORTAL! I CAINT TAKE IT ANYMORE! ARRRGFFHHH! №104459[Quote]
>>104458gregory jumps on gargantuars back and starts hitting him in head with his gun, he then tries choking him with the gun but fails, he pulls the knife from gargantuars eye and gives it back to marioman, gargantuar grabs and throws gregory away from his back
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>>104458Gregory shoves a grenade into cobgantuan's nouth and steps back
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>>104460don't do this, there is still something i have to do, don't kill him right now please
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Gonna do a post roll for this one
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(I use post numbers to determine outcomes of certain events)
>>104463>>104461>>104459Gregory climbs Cobson Gargantuar's back, and bashes him with the rifle's butt. He pulls out the knife.
>GET OFF ME!<KURRRWAAaa… Kurwa.Gregory hangs on by a thread, and Marioman's knife falls beside the Niggervoid pit.
<Hey, someone help! The void hurts!>Anyone touches Greg gets they wig split! №104465[Quote]
>>104464Marioman goes to help gregory while warmpiler fires a heat ray at the gargantuan
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>>104464lil chuddy and nuchud attack gargantuan, lil chuddy does what freakybob did with lee
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>>104466He does it to gargantuan
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>>104465>>104466>>104467>>104468Marioman attempts to rescue Gregory, but he's prevented by Cobson Gargantuar.
Warmplier fires his beam.
>STOP THAT! ARREGH!Nuchud and Lil Chud get closer to Cobson Gargantuar.
<We should mind control that nigga.<<Or attack him…<What if I attached to his head?<<Meds, now!Gregory screams
<Kurwa! My skin is peeling!Marioman shouts
>We need to finish this giant motherfucker off! Nuchud! Do something! №104470[Quote]
>>104469Nuchud tries to headcrab the imp on the back of gargantuar
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>>104469Little chud uses a common card called teleport which he uses to teleport gregory out of the pit and to near calmjak
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>>104469Have the robot cyborgjak in the back fires its cannon at the congantuan
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>>104470>>104471Nuchud tries to attach himself to the imp, but this very obviously fails, and nobody knows why he did this.
Cobson Gargantuar screams
>HAHAHA, I'LL TAKE TWO FOR ONE! SEE YOU IN HELL!He jumps in the portal, taking Nuchud and Gregory with him…
Meanwhile…
In the Niggervoid, the three freefall. They are torn apart in a rather painful fashion.
>I FEEL BLISS, GETTING TO SEE MY ENEMIES DISINTEGRATE.Nuchud scrambles for a get out of jail free card… he finds an Rare teleport, of which there's not a Common variant… In this instance, it can take himself and Gregory out of this deadly dimension… but they have to both touch the same card…
>HAHAHA, I KNOW YOU GOT A TELEPORT. YOU'LL NEVER TOUCH GREGORY IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT!!!! №104475[Quote]
>>104473marioman grabs the knife and throws it into the niggervoid portal and hit's gargantuar in the other eye, blinding him
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>>104473Lil chud and gregory propel themselves and touch the card at the same time
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>>104476Oh waits thats nuchud
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>>104476They eat meximutt taco causing massive crap which propelled them toward the card
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>>104473marty gets up and takes a raisin
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>>104478Brap*
I hate autocorrect award
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>>104475>>104476>>104478Marioman tries to assist Nuchud and Gregory with a last resort move, or a Hail Mary, if you're a Catholic or into Football…
The velocity is similar to the velocity of those falling in the niggervoid… it's effectively slow enough for Cobson Gargantuar to swat away.
Nuchud braps hard to touch Greg, but is swatted away by Gargantuar…
Gregory cries out
<Listen, Nuchud… save yourself! The void is eating us too fast! Go!Gargantuar goads Nuchud.
>DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. KEEP TRYING TO SAVE THE POLEraisin. MWAHAHAHAHAHA! №104482[Quote]
>>104481nuchud grabs the knife and stabs gargantuar with it
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>>104481Nuchud cast a decent magic Lasso and pull Gregory in with it
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>>104481Gregory throws nuchud his rifle to remember him by before he lunges at the gargantuan savagely beating him up with his fists and putting xim in a chokehold
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Also it would been better outcome if you niggers just tie gargantua legs with a rope and pull him into the void instead
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>>104482>>104483>>104484>>104485Nuchud lassos Gregory, and they both get closer. Gargantuar is in between them, preventing their mutual contact.
They both beat Gargantuar.
>I CAINT FEEL ANYTHING BUT EUPHORIA, I ALREADY WON!Everyone's mind get cloudy as the Niggervoid digs deeper.
<USE TELEPORT USE TELEPORT! BRAIN MUSH! №104487[Quote]
>>104486DO IT NOW , THE EFFECT WILL RIPPLE THROUGH THE LASSO
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the auditor from madness combat appears
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>>104487Nuchud activates the teleport card at the last moment. They arrive to the surface…
<Uhhh durrrr…. wauh>Hahahaha>troons… arghMarioman cries
>I think we have to incinerate it… №104491[Quote]
>>104490quick! give them some chlorine dioxide!
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>>104490Meanwhile in goonerhell, the gooners have elected dr goon as their new president after root got killed at the end of cobman adventure
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>>104490Warmplier and calmplier each respectively pull Gregory and nuchud away from gargantuan while other find something to crush him
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You know what ? Someone just go somersault curbstomp gargantua head until it's nothing but mushes
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>>104492(Queued)
>>104491>>104493Giant Caca arrives.
>hewb i need treatment for mouth sting…>waid a minube… i hab the unibersew tweatbentHe hands Warmplier water purification tablets, aka Chlorine Dioxide.
<dont know wtf this is but i won't argue with a giant baby…Warmplier administers the chemical to the being. Maybe it'll help, maybe it won't… who knows?
They attempt to pull Nuchud and Greg from the fleshpile.
>Dude, we need to surgically remove these niggas. №104496[Quote]
>>104494Missed this one but the caca should do this geg
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>>104495lil chuddy starts rapping emotionally about the demise of nuchud or something
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>>104495miraculously, the chlorine dioxide actually heals them a good amount, but they are still fused together, so maybe find a scalpel or something?
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>>104498also mariomans knife fell into the niggervoid, so he can't use that to seperate them unfortunately
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>>104497Nuchud ain't gonna die nigga he's built for indomitable human spirit and hyperborea , dying now would be a waste since FROOT himself give him second wind
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>>104498Just straight out rip gargantuan skin that attach to both of them using giantcaca hand while not damaging both of their skin
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>>104495Use magic to fuse nuchud and gregory into one being a ultimate aryan evropean gigachud
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>>104500I never said he would die, lil chuddy just thinks hes about to die
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>>104500>>104497>>104498>>104499>>104501>>104502>>104503Lil Chuddy begins a bar
>Oh homie got another chromie>We shared the same story>We were always best buddies>Now he's fused with a zombie…Miraculously, Nuchud and Gregory gain back their cognition and vitality.
>>That's some fire you're spitting, Lil Chuddy, but I think you should change the tune a lil'>Bro, I'm glad you survived…>>We're still stuck to this nigger…Marioman says
>If I had a knife…Greg asks
<Could you rip us out of this zombie?>That'd probably kill all of you, dude.Patrick Chudson says
>My team is equipped with medical knives…<Okay, so cut us surgically, and attach us to that baby.The caca says
>Nub uh.Sharty toilet says
>We should merge them, actually.Hmm… so many suggestions. What plan will Marioman enact?
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>>104502One problem , Gregory isn't aryan it's like calling slavic Aryan
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>>104504use the medical knifes to seperate them, and give them some more chlorine dioxide o algo, that's it i guess
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>>104505Gregory is half polish and half hyperborean albeit
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>>104504also why would they attach them to the baby lol, very random
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>>104504Lil chud has higher compatibility than the rest since he also touched by Aryan vril but make this a temporary power up before they split off again
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>>104504Listen to sharty toilet dude
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I chudlove balancing powerlevel for thrilling fighting scene
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>>104506>>104507>>104508>>104509>>104510>>104511Everyone agrees to surgicaly remove the two from what was once Cobson Gargantuar.
<Wowz I can't feel a thing…>Agh… I don't feel so great. I'm definitely missing something.A lot of blood pours. Merging is recommended…
Warmplier applies more clorine dioxide for now.
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>>104512warmplier burns the gargantuar corpse to ash, and they dump the ash into the niggervoid portal
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>>104512You merge them, but their minds become intertwined
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>>104515Their minds merge becoming one vrilled up entity
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>>104515Make it temporary so to not messes with their mind any further, the longer the merge the higher risk . Last for 5 turn or something
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>>104517Marge it shouldnt be temporary albeit
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>>104518Having overpowered character isn't fun thoughie
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>>104519Ermm true but jarty forces have a lot of bosses..jartytoilet, goonbot, gooner froot
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>>104520it should temporary because… IT JUST HEKKIN SHOULD OK?
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>>104520I have some creative ideas on how to kill them using whatever resources lying around while conserving energy for hard boss fight
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Idk maine let op decide
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>>104517>>104521>>104523Jarty does have some really OP shiet. A muscly superhuman with a gun doesn't threaten them all that much.
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>>104524Make him be able to use hyperborean lighting becsuse its awesome
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>>104525He'll have the swiss knife magical card deck to be able do that.
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>>104526Aight once i get on my laptop ill introduce a few more characters to help shartycord
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>>104524Wait until I had nuchud to open up a portal Infront of speeding bullet train and redirect it toward one of them , see how they like getting dat BBT shove down their throats
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Im going to start one hell of a war they'll never seen before
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Can we please just not derail?
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>>104513>>104514>>104515>>104516Warmplier sets the "waste" from the procedure on fire and tosses it into the Niggervoid pit.
Lil Chud facilitates the second three way merge in the entire adventure. The resulting entity is a superhuman aryan.
<We are so back…Marioman smiles…
>Heh, and they call us the Auxiliary team… №104532[Quote]
>>104530We're not , just trying to kill gargantua and get it over with already
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>>104531the niggervoid portal closes
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Alright where the hell do we go now ?
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>>104531also, what are the gooners and 4cucks doing? just wanna know
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>>104534There's a batmech to be upgraded and an empire to raid.
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>>104531The spirit of hitler starts speaking to the new superhuman and all the achievements of the white race flashes in front of the superhumans eyes
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>>104531fix up the cordbot
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>>104536Henry and dmin 7 go to team golden and install the anti teleporter on the bat mech
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>>104536Alright get everyone to perform medical check up and patch themselves up before proceeding, we need to get them prepare for whatever horror that jarty throw at us
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Who is the leader of the jarty empire?
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>>104542i think it's the jarty astro but idk
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>>104542Astro jarty is the leader, jarty bvll is the general
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>>104536Due to the merge , the Aryan can duel wield both deck card and combine different spell to fullest lethal effects
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>>104533>>104545>>104541>>104537>>104538>>104540The entire party gets a free heal, since it's a military base.
The spirit of Hitler arrives and tells Nupol Aryan that he can dual wield the card deck.
Meanwhile, 'dmin 7 and Henry arrive to the camp of Group A and B.
<This is an anti-teleporter. It can close portals and interfere with teleporters. We want to install it on the Batmech.^Go ahead. Also, check on Group C, please. №104547[Quote]
>>104546what are the gooners and 4cucks doing? wanna know what they are up to
№104548[Quote]
>>104547Gooners are with the jarty gponin and dilating and 4cuck is back on their homeland dealing with sharty partisans
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Hey, I'm the Soyowad guy again lmao
I'mma join in on this
№104550[Quote]
>>104546Anti teleporter is installed and the auxilary squad is patching themselves up and preparing to head out whenever dmin 6 says to
№104551[Quote]
>>104546Meanwhile, Soyowad was patching himself up from the FingerScorpions in some Abandoned Place
№104552[Quote]
Nupol Aryan stock up some red bull and monster energy (it's just like hecking mana potion or something) while grabbing few glass bottle filled with napalm and alas amphetamine (Hitler gave this to his soldiers during WW2 that's where the claim of supersoldier came from )
№104553[Quote]
>>104546Forgot to ping award
№104554[Quote]
Correction : it's methamphetamine not amphetamine
№104555[Quote]
>>104553>pingkys discord tranny
№104556[Quote]
>>104555Give me a fucking break , I been detoxing from social media for months including this site and got mixed up
№104558[Quote]
Bed time's creeping up on my end
№104559[Quote]
>>104546Start marching to jarty after installing the anti teleporter
№104560[Quote]
>>104558Yeah, I get it lol
№104561[Quote]
>>104558Goodnight see u in 8 hours
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>>104562>>104564>>104563just a bunch o troons obsessed with their troonslop, dni
№104567[Quote]
>>104566>madness combat is troonslopneos0ifloopies…
№104568[Quote]
>>104567it is, retard
host, or creator draw furry goonslop and supports blm or something
№104569[Quote]
>>104568yeah but the series/animations etc are aryan coded, so it's still a gem despite it's gay tranny creator
№104570[Quote]
>>104569its still
>LE COLORFUL TROONSLOP WEEEEW IM AUTISTIK AND I LOVE THAT!type of raisin
№104571[Quote]
>>104570it existed before you were even born lil nigger, also there's not that many colors, it's mostly grey, so you have been DEBOONKED chuddy
№104572[Quote]
>>104571>its mostly grey WEW which just DEBOONKS all you saidNIGGER ITS AGE CHANGES NOTHING, ITS STILL TROONSLOP MADE BY A GAY HIV NIGGER
№104573[Quote]
>>104572ok retard nigger, what else do you consider to be troonslop?
№104575[Quote]
madness combat is troonslop and its community is incredibly troony but i distinguish the art from the artist and enjoy it occasionally
№104576[Quote]
now stop derailing the thread
№104579[Quote]
>>104576the OP is asleep btw, so there isn't much to derail o algo
№104580[Quote]
>>104550>>104559>>104552All three groups exit the Military base. Group C is healed, the anti-teleporter is installed in the Batmech, and the groups are all organized.
^I see you've merged a few people. I almost want you in Group A… However, I think Group C needs a powerhouse.>Remember… We'll back you up.^… and that's a good thing!SpeedbrewAt the last minute, Nupol Aryan brews his speedbrew. It multiplies his capabilities by three for five turns, but has a cooldown of 15 turns (after effect runs out).
OveruseYou can reuse it before cooldown expires, but it'll cause a crash at the end that renders him unconcious for 15 turns, which can be treated but not negated.
You are also presented the battle plan map to refresh your memory.
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>>104580nate higgers also joins them because nate is gemmy
№104583[Quote]
>>104580Group C storm the astrojarty house geg
№104584[Quote]
>>104582>>104583While traveling to the raid location, you encounter Nate Higgers.
>Let me join, let me join!^Erm… Ok, but only in Group C… also, you'll probably get raped by a massive Astro toilet.>Marge.^Whatever, drop into rank.Nate Higgers joins your partyThree purple guys stop you, potentialy hostile.
They ask
>Are you an obsessed anti-gooner? №104586[Quote]
Skeleton scary Halloween spooky month Halloween scarymas come scary funny skeleton.
№104587[Quote]
Good JOB. very potent adventure here. Even thought of roleplayijg.! I’m high on niggerweed btw
№104589[Quote]
>>104585>>104586>>104587>>104588Obsessed jartnigger skeletons arrive.
>Ah, there it is. 'dmin 6 and his crew of dogooders. Jakking is dead, and so is the Sharty!Ironic, coming from them.
№104590[Quote]
Skeleton says he's David Thoughie, for some reason like as a Roblox bubble speech.
№104591[Quote]
>>104590Jarty Skeleton says he's David Thoughie o algo.
Nate responds
>NO YOU AREN'T! REAL DAVID THOUGHIE WOULDN'T SUPPORT J*RTY! №104592[Quote]
Suddenly, Randy Prozac pisses on himself and vanishes.
№104593[Quote]
>>104592Randy Prozac quickly appears, visits, then pisses on himself and vanishes.
This startles the gooners, who fire shots off.
One bullet misses, another hits one of the Murder Drone clones, and the remaining bullet ricochets off the ground and does some weird ballistics underneath 'dmin 6's jumpsuit.
The gooners apologize
>Sorry, we got startled… №104594[Quote]
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>>104584Speaking of astro toilet… a rogue astro chud tracks the jarty skeletons and obliterates them with a nigger laser (astro chud is only slightly smaller than giant caca)
№104597[Quote]
>>104594The Party uses more Floydian magic. A rogue Astro Chud obliterates the Jarty skeletons.
The Gooners return fire at the Astro Chud, doing truly negligible damage.
№104598[Quote]
>>104597Astro Chud rams into the gooners, killing them. Astro Chud tells the sixth admin of the website that they will all die and then warps away.
№104599[Quote]
>>104598Astro Chud crashes into the ground, killing the gooners and doing some damage to himself.
He says
>Don't worry, I'll deal with the gooners for you.Then warps away, but will he really?
The way to the mountain looks clear. That's where Group C is dropped off, according to the plan…
№104600[Quote]
>>104599Astro toilet is nate higgers friend if that matters
№104601[Quote]
>>104599Group A will storm nujarty tower and rendezvous outside of niggerhell camp with group c or other way around depending on which group finishes first while group C scout the camp and report it to the rest at gathering point
№104602[Quote]
>>104601I mean group B scout the camp
№104603[Quote]
>>104581He was planning to suicide bomb a major Jartycuck Base, He kinda screwed up with the first attempts to make a bomb but got it right this time
№104604[Quote]
Nothing ever happened but a penis god appears and stars calling everybody brainwashed sheeple meanwhile wearing David Icke's head.
№104605[Quote]
>>104600>>104601>>104602Group C is dropped off to help the Shartysoldiers deal with Jarty's military.
<adventure spaceMeanwhile, Group A start their trek on the mountain. They see a dead gooner, likely Astro Chud's work…
<adventure spaceMeanwhile, Group B makes it to the top of the mountain. They scout the "camps" It seems like a job for Doomguy, really. So many of Niggerhell's and Goonerhell's denizens…
They see Astro Chud in the background, probably scouting, too.
Whichever perspective is played out the least may be returned to later, or play out automatically…
№104607[Quote]
>>104606So he takes his gun, some map and goes out… This time hes prepared for raisin
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>>104606Flying nigger and lebron james appear
№104609[Quote]
>>104607>>104608Dr. Soyowad grabs a revolver and a woefully outdated map, then proceeds to the outside of the gas station.
He sees a homeless grandpa giga
>Hey, bro. Anything in that gas station?Lebron James arrives on his Flying Nigger.
<Shiet, we got a terrorist over here. Who you bombin', boy? №104610[Quote]
>>104609He tells the old man to piss off but actually recognized LeBron, He was a former patient at the Soysylum who Soyowad was assigned to, He asks LeBron for help to get to a Jarty Base as he was gonna suicide bomb one of their bases
№104611[Quote]
>>104609Lebron and flying nigger merges
№104612[Quote]
>>104605Astro chud calls in other astro toilets
№104613[Quote]
>>104610>>104611Lebron and flying nigger merge together.
You tell the Giga hobo the sod off. He grumbles.
You ask for LeBron to help you fly to Jartybase and bomb it.
>Nah, bitch. I came here to help Giga Hobo fly around.He flies off with Giga Hobo. You internally scream with rage and have intense urges to shoot them, but you told yourself earlier that you'll only use the snubnose for self defense against mutants…
№104614[Quote]
>>104613Hop onto the cart
№104615[Quote]
>>104614And then drive it full speed into jarty territory
№104617[Quote]
>>104616You say to yourself that you're gonna fucking wreck some Jarty niggers
№104618[Quote]
>>104605The aryan Superhuman begins rapping and starts wildly shooting all over the jartyzombies
№104622[Quote]
>>104619And then… You make it to a Jarty supplement base, a REAL major one which would mean they'd run out of supplies after a while when you blow it to all niggerhell, You need to sneak into it now
№104623[Quote]
>>104619The cart crashes into a mcdonalds ran by Trump disguised as Ronald mcdonald
№104624[Quote]
>>104622>>104623Do a roll that decides what prompt it will be
№104626[Quote]
>>104622>>104623>>104624>>104625You see a McDonald's, but don't see it as a destination, but rather a ramp. Aiming for the ramp, you punch the cart into the ground, and then off the roof. You miss Ronald Trump entirely.
You crash into a Jart * Mart. There, a meditation-loving Cobson loiters.
>I sense imminent danger, but to care would be attachment…Do you tell him to clear the way first or anything, or do you just blast everything and yourself right there?
№104627[Quote]
>>104626Tell him to break the door open
№104629[Quote]
>>104628Tell him it'll help kill all jartyniggers
№104630[Quote]
>>104629tell him that if he tried to see what's inside through the door he would know why it needs to open
№104631[Quote]
>>104629>>8710219 (Deleted)>>104630Jartyniggers "gem up" the walmart.
Dr. Soyowad shouts
<Look! Jartys are flooding! Get the door open now!>I'm pretty sure that would be attachment…<If only you knew what was in there…>I'll open the door if you'll stop distracting me.(The trips influenced this)
He opens the door.
>I suppose I'll run away so I may continue my pursuits of Eastern religious practices… №104632[Quote]
>>104631He quickly run inside, getting ready to blow the niggers up
№104634[Quote]
>>104633the jarty shoots up the jartymart and gem it up
№104636[Quote]
jarty*
№104637[Quote]
s winny
№104638[Quote]
>>104633>>104635You shoot the fuckers brains out before the NuJartys get in and start running
№104639[Quote]
>>104634>>104635>>104636>>104637Only four remain. Using any of them to commit a suicidal assault in a building that'll explode is a blunder.
№104640[Quote]
>>104639That's why we should just go with my prompt tbh
№104641[Quote]
>>104640>>104640Dr. Soyowad shaves the Jartymech's head off.
>STFU TRANNY!He runs deeper into the Jart Mart.
>JARTYBULL! CHASE HIM!^YES YESDeeper into the jart mart, you question what exactly you're targeting. The center, perhaps? Isn't all of the building is important? You ponder as you gain a second wind. The jartybull closes in on you.
№104642[Quote]
>>104641You keep running and decide to get to the center to blow this raisinhole up
№104643[Quote]
>>104642Dr. Soyowad a bit closer to the center. The Jartybull tramples him.
>YOURE COMING>… with you?>YURPHe definitely isn't. Does he go premature, or try to get the 3000 pound beast off of him?
№104644[Quote]
>>104643You point the gun at it's chest and unload some hot iron on it
№104645[Quote]
>>104644Dr. Soyowad shouts
>YOU AIN'T THE FIRST MUTAN-He eagerly gets off three magnum shots, before he can finish his sentence.
>OWIE FUCK U!The Jartybull kicks Dr. Soyowad for heavy damage, breaking some of his bones and forcing him to drop his revolver.
^He has A BOMB VEST! Get it OFF of HIM!>GUESS ILL BEAT IT OFF OF HIM! HEEHEARP!Dr. Soyowad gasps and screams.
№104646[Quote]
>>104645You get
VERY enraged and punch the Jartybulls heart out before anymore damage could be dealt
№104647[Quote]
Imagine some rage boost sh¡t or something
№104648[Quote]
>>104646>>104647You get
INTENSELY FVCKINE ANGRY AND FEEL MISTREATED and grab your revolver.
You give the jrtybull a
REVOLVER PUNCH to it's fucking heart and rip it out. He finally dies and falls to the ground.
The Jartymech prepares his slop cannon.
>When I get this going, you're done for, buddy!Worse yet, you have 1 shot left in the revolver, due to slowburn survival horror elements o algo. You'll need to pull a Dirty Harry or some other shiet.
№104649[Quote]
>>104648You grab the Jartybull and throw it at the Jartymech with all the strength you have left
№104650[Quote]
>>104649You attempt to throw the 3000 pound beast at the tranny, but you're no Gargantuar. You buckle underneath his weight and his body smothers you.
>KEK WHAT A FUCKING MORON. HE GOT PANCAKED! Ima tell my Jartybook group about this…The Jartymech takes a photo and walks away.
№104651[Quote]
Dr. Soyowad is still alive btw
№104652[Quote]
>>104651Yeah, I'll do something as Soyowad WILL return in 3.0
№104653[Quote]
>>104652You aren't gonna finish the suicide bombing mission?
№104654[Quote]
>>104653Oh raisin yeah, Let's finish that
№104655[Quote]
>>104654Btw wasn't calling anybody a moron. The jarty blanny is just a rude nigger.
№104656[Quote]
>>104650Dr. Soyowad somehow survived and crawls out under the Jartybull… He crawls to the center slowly and when he gets there, He activates the bombs
BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! №104657[Quote]
>>104653Alright my turn as nupol aryan , he draw two card , Aryan homing nails and lighting strike. He uses the first card to embed 10 jartyskulls with one nails and cast lighting so they hit the metal nails dealing precised aoe dmg
№104658[Quote]
>>104657Queued after the bombing
№104659[Quote]
>>104656Dr. Soyowad gets up from underneath the jartybull and limps towards the center of the Jart * Mart. He's undisturbed by Jartys, since it turns out that even their depots are the deadest niggers. He finally feels
/calm/. He gives himself a few seconds to absorb his journey and his accomplishments. After that, he pulls the bomb's trigger…
BOOOOOM!Outside, the entire building was demolished, and so were 90% of the Jarty's supplies.
The Jarty Officer says to the Jartymech
>He got pancaked, huh? Yeah, I think I'm getting you executed you stupid fucking nigger! №104661[Quote]
>>104652Again, Soyowad is coming back in 3.0
Most likely as a Cyborg
№104663[Quote]
>>104660Thanks for the shekels or something like that
№104664[Quote]
>>104657Two jartyzombies arrive as reinforcements.
Nupol Chud remembers reading about a nailgun lightning combo in a game on antifandom… He applies this logic to his next move.
He deploys a rare pair -
Homing Nailbomb - Cooldown 4x2
Lightning Bomb - Cooldown 4x2
(Both are 8 turn cooldowns)
10 jartzombies are brained, then 10 get a few thousand volts of electricity shot into the nails.
The combo basically explodes the Jartyzombie's brains.
The Jarty officer says
>Dang, I wish you were on our side!The lower mountain is open to encroach on, due to the power vacuum.
№104665[Quote]
>>104664warmplier scorches the jartyzombies that survived into ash
№104666[Quote]
>>104665The Jarty Officer runs away while the party rushes. Warmplier shoots his hot beams at the closest Jartyzombies, catching them on fire.
Continuing as Group A or B is recommended.
№104667[Quote]
>>104666meanwhile, high ranking 4cuckers (including Irwin) have several plans and things they are going to do, including building a device to pull people from niggerhell and other hells back into the real world, and more, they know that the sixth admin of the website and others are getting fucked over by the jartycucks, so they will use this to their advantage and become much stronger by building powerful technology and weapons, they will keep the tech mostly secret, so that nobody steals it
№104668[Quote]
>>104666also, can you tell us what the gooners and goonclown is currently doing? it's gonna be important
№104669[Quote]
>>104663In 30 turns spadeson the abominable being born out of unholy union between greg lanksy and trannies with artificial womb will crawl out of niggerhell portal and wreck havoc on the empire turning everyone unlucky enough to fall onto his grasp into slaanesh daemon
№104670[Quote]
A nuclear warhead has been deployed on behalf of C!
I wonder what will it hit…
№104671[Quote]
>>104666Group A arrived at the tower entrance guarded by two meximutt orge
№104672[Quote]
>>104667Cutscene, limited interaction availableAt /g/, 4cuck innovates on the robotics 'dmin 6 has been using…
They even convince /x/ to help them. They build a heckin' Nether portal. Not sure the mobs there are very useful, but it does have potions, netherite, and such…
The robotics are cutting edge, almost matching Spadeibi's early tech.
№104673[Quote]
>>1046724cuck created nanobot implant to enslave the mob
№104674[Quote]
>>104672Irwin tells them to make more portals, and to gather some netherite and potions and stuff, so that they can make armor and tools from the netherite
№104676[Quote]
>>104670>>104660>>104663An anonymous benefactor gives a big shekel coin to Dr. Spadeibi Lez. The order is for him to launch a nuke on behalf of Group C.
He heads to the roof and fires a guided missile. Where it will hit? To be revealed, shortly.
№104677[Quote]
>>104674>>104673CutsceneJak Louis Irwin tells /g/ to invest their armies into mining and looting the Nether, and to create nanobots that enslave and control the local population.
>>enslave the mobs with nanobots>Umm… Not even sure that's possible… I think you should see a psychologist and get a meds prescription…>How dare you talk to an Admin like that? I can ban you in an instant!>Okay. We'll try.>Fuck it. Three days in the cell, no appeals!>No! Sorry!Soylord drags the 4cuck to the ban cell…
№104678[Quote]
Jartycuck Cyraxx jumpscares everybody and everybody gets teleported to Auschwitz where Big Lez lives.
№104679[Quote]
>>104671Both of them are serving satouko hojou fan whos also guarding the entrance
№104680[Quote]
>>104678'gated , wizard chud blast jarty cyraxx head into oblivion and send everyone back to their previous location
№104681[Quote]
>>104678Anti teleporter is preventing that doe also stop derailing faggit
№104682[Quote]
>>104671Group A reaches the entrance of Nujarty Tower. They encounter two Meximutt Ogres, Jarty-allied.
The right Ogre asks
>Hey bro… how did you get here without fighting any thugs of plenty first? №104683[Quote]
>>104682Using dmin 6's speech skills Tell the ogres if they dont leave and go back to mexico that they are obsessed brimstones that are obsessed with the jarty and shartycord o algo
№104684[Quote]
>>104683'dmin 6 smirks and gives an oration to the Meximutt Ogres…
^You shouldn't be fighting for the Jarty. The Jarty is obsessed brimstone.>Hmm… They might be…^… and if you don't go back to Mexico, you ar->OY CARAMBA YOU FUCKING PENDEJO CHUDCEL! WE ARE HERE ON VISA O ALGO! I GO FUNKY TOWN ON YOU, YOU ABSOLUTE HIJO DE PUTA!There is no recovering their cool at this point. You are now in a battle with the two.
№104685[Quote]
>>104684throw your antimatter sword (or whatever the sword the sixth admin of the website has is called) like a boomerang and decapitate them both
№104687[Quote]
>>104685>>104686'dmin 6 throws his sword at them.
Shrektoko 2 tanks the shot with his shield. It still does some good damage.
>Ay mi mano is sliced. He is an obsessed sword thrower. I can throw my crap, too!Shrektoko 2 throws his sword at 'dmin 6, 'tard strength included, knocking him into the ground.
^I-I think I broke a rib…He coughs up blood. The damage is certainly palpable.
Shrektoko 1 approaches. He says
>>Mi hermano, take his sword and use it. It's powerful.>I may do this. Do call the Dark Knight.>>Batman?>No, the other one.>>I think I find Bibisi! Dark knight come!Their reinforcement will arrive in two turns.
№104688[Quote]
>>104687*Shrektoko 2 throws his mace at 'dmin 6
№104689[Quote]
>>104687Chud veteran crouches for more stable recoil and fires at shrektoko 1's head with his drum mag ak
№104690[Quote]
>>104687John feralston uses dead eye firing 6 shots into shrektoko 2's knees crippling him
№104691[Quote]
>>104687the babybot shoots at the shrektokos
№104692[Quote]
>>104687Shrektoko 1 swung his mace at group A in frenzy hitting murder drone clones to give shrektoko 2 enough time to pull out 'dmin 6 sword
№104693[Quote]
(Couldn't really do the last one that well, due to timing)
>>104689>>104690>>104691>>104692Chud Veteran goes prone and lays down heavy fire on Shrektoko 1. Shrektoko instinctively lifts his shield, negating most of the shots.
Shrektoko 2 takes the nigerstone sword out, causing additional bleeding, but granting him a fitting sword.
>Now I destroy you fools!Babybot and John Feralston double team Shrektoko 1. Babybot's frag rounds partially penetrate the shield this time, while Feralston's 6 deadshotted rounds shred his legs. Remember that deadshot is 2 turn cooldown per round, for up to 6 of them.
The reinforcement will arive at the next turn.
№104694[Quote]
>>104693Fuck it we ball , shrektoko howl but the adrenaline in his bloodstream keep him going and hes too pissed off to be bothered by pain
№104695[Quote]
>>104694The enemy reinforcement is deployed.
Shrektoko 1 howls, but simply doesn't give a fuck about his legs being shredded, so he ignores it for this turn.
He bashes the ground, causing some harm to John Feralston and one of the Murder Drone clones. The attack also sends them flying back.
^This is turning disasterous… We could use some reinforcements…Well, that
is the main purpose of Group C. One of them
can be called in. Give it a shot?
№104697[Quote]
>>104695also babybot continues to shoot at the shrektokos
№104698[Quote]
>>104695Can we order some tacos and takis to calm down shrektokos and make them leave?
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>>104695the sword explodes in shrektoko's hands becuase he doesn't know how to use it
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>>104696>>104697>>104698You call entirety of Group C in. They'll arrive in 2 turns.
'dmin 6 attempts to reason wirh the angry Shrektokos…
^Wait! How about we order 100 pounds of takis and taco bell?>>Maybe… Wait, no! Jarty give us the takis we need every day!Cordbot Mk 1.5 fires some rounds at Shrektoko 1.
>>You definitely next! Mi hermano, cut the housefly bot down!>Con pleasure.>>104699The sword does not explode in his hands.
№104701[Quote]
>>104695What about the nuke earlier ?
№104702[Quote]
>>104700Goon Froot exits goonerhell and prepared to join the battle
№104704[Quote]
>>104700'dmin 6's sword turns the shrektoko hostile towards spade knight because of the knight's bibisi resembling the one tyrone had
№104705[Quote]
>>104704This is even less plausible…
№104706[Quote]
>>104705Spade knight dash into the battle and swung his bibisea into Dr soyberg or whatever
№104708[Quote]
Fingerboy try to slash spade knight with his claw but was easily parried away as the knight shove the dildo down finger throat
№104709[Quote]
>>104707meanwhile admin thrembo and his thrembo soldiers fix bruntlefly's mech and fully heal him in an underground bunker
№104710[Quote]
>>104703Jarty astro wakes up
№104711[Quote]
>>104709that's because bruntlefly works for admin thrembo so they like each other no matter what happens o algo
№104712[Quote]
Dr soystein gives dmin 6 the admin drug which removes yhe limits on his admin powers. 6 uses telekinesis to get his ssord back and uses his sword to hit the shrektokos with a energy slash
№104713[Quote]
>>104709>>104711Somewhere in the Soysphere Island…
'dmin Thrembo brings Brundlefly back to life, next to Swaglord's old mech.
'oel discovers Brundlefly.
>Woah, are you okay? №104714[Quote]
>>104713Meanwhile in goonerhell the goonbot 2.0 is almost completed. It is not as strong as the first one but smaller and more agile
№104715[Quote]
>>104714It does not have as many weapons as the first one
№104716[Quote]
>>104710>>104714>>104715I think enough cans of worms have been open for now…
№104717[Quote]
>>104716Save the gooner bot for the very end
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>>104716Omega floyd is being reborn
№104719[Quote]
>>104716Goonbot wont be seen for a long time after this so it does not get overstuffed. As i said, it is not completed just yet
№104720[Quote]
>>104717he would be way too weak considering how ridiculously strong some of the characters here are, i don't think it should be the very end, but relatively soon
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>>104713bruntlefly asks 'oel how many black people does it take to change a lightbulb
№104722[Quote]
>>104708>>104712>>104718Fingerboy tries to attack Spade Knight but hawk tuahs that shiet somehow.
Dr. Soystein asks 'dmin 6
>Have you tried the 'dmin pill?^No.>Try it.Dr. Soystein pops that sucker into 'dmin 6's mouth and he uses an 'dmin cheat to take his sword back.
Shrektoko says
>>Obsessed cheater brimstone or something like that idk o algo. That better do Floydian thingie! №104723[Quote]
>>104722feralston gets up, feralston and babybot continue shooting at the shrektokos
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>>104722Cordbot flies onto the shrektoko in the front and shoots his laser blaster into his mouth
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>>104725bruntlefly asks 'oel to help fixing the mech
№104727[Quote]
>>104725Bruntlefly talks about that time he teleported into cobman adventure and followed cobman into goonerhell
№104728[Quote]
>>104723>>104724The Boss health bars get heckin' corrected.
John Feralston uses his 2 deadshot rounds on Shrektoko 1's face, while Babybot fires some frag rounds on his chest.
Cordbot Mk 1.5 closes in on Shrektoko 1'a face and blasts him with the laser cannon.
>AYEHe activates his
TARD RAGE. He smashes the Cordbot against the ground and
BODY SLAMS him for heavy damage.
REINFORCEMENTS ARRIVEGroup C arrives to relieve Group A of some of the combat.
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>>104728All characters with ranged weapons fire at the head of shrektoko 1
№104730[Quote]
>>104728suddenly, dwayne the truck johnson comes out of nowhere and rams into shrektoko 2, smashing him into the nujarty hq, it doesn't do much damage, and only breaks his leg (btw, dwayne the truck johnson is just dwayne the rock johnson but he's a truck now, also he dies after ramming into shrektoko 2)
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>>104728Nupol shoots his gun into spade knight’s ear
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>>104732he asks 'oel to get henry here
№104734[Quote]
>>104732Bruntlefly tells ’oel about cobman’s journey through goonerhell, however after cobman took the rift back to shartenburg he lost track of him and has no idea what happened so he just makes up the end of the story
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>>104729>>104730All gunners, except Cordbot, open fire on Shrektoko 1's head, blasting it open and killing him.
Le floydian magic is used to make Dwayne the Truck Bibisi crash into Shrektoko 2 and explode, killing Dwayne quick, opening the wall, and doing a bit more damage than requested, because Floydian magic was used.
Spade Knight doesn't get attacked because absolutely everyone was focusing on killing raisinoko 1.
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>>104735Everyone on the Left decides to just dogpile the Spade Knight and beat the absolute raisin out of him
№104737[Quote]
>>104735’Min 6 jumps at shrektoko 2 and slices him dozens of times
№104738[Quote]
>>104735shrektoko 2 unleashes a massive brap, making it hard to breathe
№104739[Quote]
>>104735aryan humanoid draws two aryan cards cards one called Queen of hearts conversion and another called antimatter ray, he uses queen of hearts on spade knight who got beat the raising out of him turning him into a shartycord alligned Heart Knight and he uses antimatter ray on shrektoko 2
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>>104733>>104734Henry and 'dmin 7 arrives a few turns later…
Bruntlefly concludes the story he's been telling 'oel.
>Then he and the Mayor grabbed Deagles and put them in both of Goonclown's eyes, killing him instantly.Henry says
<Very interesting, but I've worked with Goonclown, and she's very much alive.Brundlefly stammers…
Protokleki says
^Well, it was an entertaining story at least.>The first half is true, I tell you!<Ahh… Swaglord's mech.>Wait… damn!^Wow, it's not even your mech. Quit lying, liar!>Well, it's an abandoned piece of junk. Swaglord probably built a new one… or kicked the bucket, idk.<I'll repair it.Brundlefly's mech will be repaired, but he obliterated 'oel's trust.
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>>104740bruntlefly spawns a miss circle figure and gives it to 'oel to gain his trust
№104742[Quote]
Getting sleepy…
№104743[Quote]
>>104742please saar just a bit more…
№104746[Quote]
>>104745It's not over, You ungrateful bastard.
Let the Nigga get some rest
№104747[Quote]
>>104735Spade knight has realising the outcome of this battle was inevitable , throw his sword at high speed toward group C before fleeing back to the tower and regroup
№104748[Quote]
>>104736>>104737>>104738>>104739>>104747The tide of this battle has fully turned. Group C beats the crap out of Spade Knight.
Shrektoko 2 lets out a massive brap. Spade Knight sees this as an opportunity to slip out of the party's hands.
Nupol Aryan activates two cards
QoH Conversion ~-~
Aryan~-~ - 5 * 3 cooldown - Converts all Spadesons on the scene into Heartsons
Antimatter Ray' ~-~
Aryan~-~ - 6 * 3 cooldown - Fires a supernigger Antimatter Ray.
Since Spade Knight has fled, QoH conversion only has a 60% chance of working. If this post ends in a number from 4-9, it works. Otherwise, it missed.
The Antimatter fires at Shrektoko 2, while 'dmin 6 slashes him five times. This rapes Shrektoko to death.
The brap cloud clears out. Everyone notices that Spadeknight has eloped. He has left a Fingerboy on a bibisi stick. The creature is still alive.
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>>104748Now that the area is cleared… They bust down the door and get in
№104750[Quote]
>>104748Astro Chud quickly warps back to chase Spade Knight and finds him. Spade Knight may have to fight Astro Chud.
№104751[Quote]
>>104749Before proceeding, you realize that Cordbot Mk 1.5 is destroyed. You find it bizarre that one of the Shrektokos basically one shot him.
You tell Group C to hang around outside, because they're the Auxiliary Group. Group A enters the building first.
STAGE BEGINThis is bizarre. You see video game elements. This is heckin' epic, except that it's a mobile game, of which most are vantablack brimstone.
As it turns out, Soytan used the source teleporter to spawn in
the Jarty Cats, because she thought it would be cute.
….……….The rules are rather simple. There are three stages, and five cats. At the beginning, the Jarty Cat commander starts with 100 coins, and gets 50 coins a turn. He gets 50 additional coins per turn for every stage the player cleares, due to him upgrading the worker cats.
….……….Stage 1: 50 coins/turn
Stage 2: 100 coins/turn
Stage 3: 150 coins/turn
….……….The cats cost coins to spawn, which happens at the doors on every stage.
….……….Basic: 10c
Wall: 25c
Gross: 50c
Giraffe: 75c
Titan: 100c
….……….When you reach the end, you'll have to destroy the Jarty Cats base to neutralize the threat.
The Jarty Cat Commander acts independently of prompts, and cannot be found, nor fought.
Coins are also preserved between stages.
You can't find a secret exit or anything like that. You have to go through the cats and destroy the Jarty Cat's base to gain full entry to the NuJarty tower.
….……….At the beginning of the turn, the Commander gets 50 coins. He spends these coins on 2 Wall-class Jarty Cats.
№104752[Quote]
Btw, you don't have to read anything between the red dotted lines. It's just for extra context.
№104753[Quote]
'mbedded averi btw
№104755[Quote]
>>104751make the jarty cat commander summon the titan jarty cat
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>>104756the wall cats attack the group but are outmatched really easilly
№104758[Quote]
>>104757The Wallcats attack 'dmin 6, but ue slashes them in half with his sword, one by one.
The Commander gains 50 coins, then spends 95 on a Gross, a Wall, and 2 Basics.
№104759[Quote]
>>104758Gross throws one of the cats at the murder troons robot and injures one of them
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>>104759Gross sends a Basic Jartycat to the party early. The Basic's body dents one of the Murder Drones' heads.
The Jartycats attack the party again. 'dmin 6 slashes a Basic and the Wall cat. The other Basic is reset before Gross, and the Gross Cat kicks 'dmin 6.
50 coins are added during the turn.
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>>104760Chop off the cats arm
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>>10476150 coins are added.
'dmin 6 cuts the Gross cat's leg-arm thing. It manages to balance on its leg.
The Basic Cat climbs on 'dmin 6 and whacks him with a club.
These guys look friendly, but they're kind of rude.
Commander spawns in 2 more basic cats for 20 coins - a frugal purchase.
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>>104762put the sword right through its head. The murder drones attack the other cat
№104764[Quote]
>>104762grab the basiccat on your head and throw him away, then, do an epic backflip and slice the gross cat in half
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>>104763>>10476450 coins are added.
'dmin 6 catapults the Basic cat into one of the Murder Drones, yelling
^Catch!It screams as the Murder Drone punches its head in.
'dmin 6 does an ebic backflip and slices the one-legged Gross Cat in half.
As gravity pulls his head apart, he screams in modified Google translate Japanese
>ああああああああああ、この執着心の強い野郎め！Two Basic cats sneak up behind 'dmin 6. One hits his leg with a club.
№104766[Quote]
>>104765the sixth admin of the website grabs one of the basic cats and throws him in the air, then, as hes falling to the ground, he slices him in half midair like hes playing fruit ninja or something, the sixth admin of the website then roundhouse kicks the second basic cat like chuck norris
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>>104766'dmin 6 tosses one of the basic Jarty Cats in the air, and jumps, spinning around and slicing the cat in half. He lands with a high-velcoity roundhouse kick that dispatches the other cat.
50 coins are added during the turn.
№104769[Quote]
>>104492When will this happen? You said that it’s queued
№104771[Quote]
>>104767Move forward to next room
№104772[Quote]
>>104769>>104492The gooners have finally selected a successor to their late president, gooner Root.
Dr. Goon gets elected. His campaign hook is to make more gas station boner pills. This unique angle hs won him the majority vote.
№104773[Quote]
>>104768>>104771At stage 2, the Commander upgrades the worker cats. He now gains 100 coins per turn, starting with this one. 100 coins added.
BONUS ENEMY IN 2 TURNS3 Jellycats will spawn in 2 turns. They guarantee hits at close range, but have the same health as Basic Jartycats.
The commander spawns a Titan, a Giraffe, and a Gross, costing 225 coins in total.
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>>104773The Giraffe and the Titan also have cooldowns. A Giraffe can be summoned every other turn, and a Titan can only be summoned every third turn.
№104775[Quote]
>>104773the gross comes over to the sixth admin of the website and kicks him, launching him in the air, the murder drones grab the gross legs and try to make him fall down
meanwhile, the 4cucks mined lots of netherite and got lots of items and cool stuff from the nether portal, 4cuck engineers grab the netherite and start putting it on swaglords mech, which will make it even more durable and tough, swaglord crosses one of the objectives off of the list, since the nether portals and stuff have been complete, and he will now move on to the next objective, which i will reveal in a little bit (it's gonna be pretty crazy, and might help the 4chin army greatly if they manage to pull it off succesfully)
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>>104774Dmin 6 uses his credit card to summon a heckin powerful unit because jarty cats is pay to win slop
№104777[Quote]
Next prompts will take some extra time
№104778[Quote]
>>104772Dr goon fully gives up on the shartenburg campaign and scraps all plans of reinvasion, he is a bit less extreme than root and goonclown.
He does not want to start more invasions and focuses mostly on his pills and gooning policies.
He decides to not send more gooners into soysphere island, this may start a dispute between him and goonclown
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>>104773Add this guy as a final boss in the last stage
№104780[Quote]
>>104775>>104776100 coins are added.
'dmin 6 installs the Jarty Cats app and makes some heckin' pay 2 win purchases. He gets distracted so badly that the enemies ambush him and push him to the left corner.
Liam Vickers and the Murder Troons clash with the enemies, trading damage.
BONUS ENEMY APPEARS NEXT TURNMeanwhile…
№104781[Quote]
>>104780Titan cat swing his club at Liam vicker and kick murder troon clones
№104782[Quote]
>>104780Chud veteran focuses and uses accurate burst fire mode to headshot all the cats
№104783[Quote]
>>104780’Min 6 goes berserk and launches himself at the titan and puts the sword in the titans face
№104784[Quote]
blud really just abandoned the thread only in ohio fr fr
№104785[Quote]
>>104778>>104780 (You)
…
The 4cuck's have a very successful mining operation. The Nether has so much Gold and Quartz that it's ubiquitous. The 4cucks gain access to a virtually unlimited supply of these materials. Quartz and gold are essetial materials for robotics, therefore this is a critical breakthrough for the 4cuck Empire. They also unearth a large amount of Ancient Debris. They quickly convert it to Netherite, a material that's harder than diamond.
Besides this, they loot structure after structure, attaining an insane amount of artifacts and special loot.
Swaglord's mech plating gets replaced with Netherite, and so do most of its metal parts.
Certain pieces get
gilded, meaning coated in gold, therefore, the gilded parts aren't weaker. This is a stylistic choice.
Swaglord's mech is a really tough nut to crack, if it wasn't already. It's harder than diamond, and 'dmin 6's sword. Nuts.
№104786[Quote]
>>104785what took so long mein nigga?
№104787[Quote]
>>104786The post itself took that long.
№104789[Quote]
>>104785did you mean to reply to that other prompt?
№104791[Quote]
>>104790Are you taking my prompt too?
№104792[Quote]
>>104791Sure but the Cultists will probably slip out of line and deploy Goonerbot, no matter what.
№104793[Quote]
>>104781>>104782>>104783BONUS ENEMY APPEARSAfter 100 coins are added, 90 are spent on the Bonus Enemy, 3 slimecats.
The Titan Cat crushes and destroys one of the Murder Troon Drones. The other cats push Liam Vickers and the remaining drone down.
Veteran Chud guns for the Titan Cat with a precision burst. This does signifigant damage, albeit not enough to kill the Titan Cat.
'dmin 6 attempts to pull off a jump attack, but his chest hurts and his head is feeling light. He collapses to the floor. He should seek medical attention.
His mind races to the 50 tickets he purchased earlier. He'll have to process them at the Gacha and attempt to get some OP Jarty Cats. Ubers, Legendaries, etc. The kind that aren't even cats, really. Of course, he should really seek medical treatment.
№104794[Quote]
>>104792The cultists act independently and are not under the command of the main gooner government
№104795[Quote]
>>104793soystein gives the sixth admin of the website some medicine and bandages up his wounds to make him feel better, veteran chud continues to shoot and feralston also starts shooting at the cats
№104797[Quote]
>>104794I figured that sude
№104798[Quote]
>>104796They are also fully cut off from shartenburg after the main portal in the hq was destroyed by the collapse and only the cultists can open their own portals.
I say this as i am the author of cobman adventure
№104799[Quote]
>>104798This is not a prompt, just some lore(i decide the goonerlore because they are my IP or something idk)
№104800[Quote]
>>104793Use the emergency teleport to teleport to the hospital again if possible
№104803[Quote]
>>104795100 coins are added.
Dr. Soystein uses advances medicine to treat 'dmin 6. It's very effective, and restores most of his health. It also removes any health-related debuffs.
Veteran Chud and John Feralston tag team the cats. John Feralstonuses deadshot to pop the three Jarty Cats in their heads, doing enough damage to each to kill them. Veteran Chud fires a long burst into the Slimecats, taking them out.
The Commander seethes at the result, so he spams some more trash at the party.
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>>104803Gross cat grab basic cat and throw it at John feralson while wall cat charges in shield up to bash anyone Infront of him
№104805[Quote]
>>104803feralston and veteran chud continue mowing down the cats while soystein tries to treat vickers, the sixth admin of the website gets up and isn't in pain anymore
№104806[Quote]
>>104803Dr soystein calls in a big Project that he has been working on for Liam vickers, its the George Floyd murder drone
№104807[Quote]
>>104804>>104805>>104806100 coins are added.
Dr. Soystein proceeds to healing Liam Vickers.
Gross Cat picks up a Basic Cat, while Wall Cat char
-ACK! Veteran Chud and John Feralston lay down more firepower, this time obliterating the fresh cats.
The deadshot misses Gross Cat, so he throws the dead Basic Cat at Feralston.
The Commander drops 200 coins on some stronger cats.
Dr. Soystein calls for his most recent murder drone - Floyd Drone. It only resembles Floyd, and doesn't have anything else to do with him or other variants of him…
'dmin 6 still feels bummed out about the $241.98 + tax he spent on the in-game purchases.
№104808[Quote]
Might take an small break from running the adventure soon… besides bedtime creeping up.
№104810[Quote]
>>104808how long will the break be?
№104811[Quote]
>>104807Floyd drone grabs the titan cat and smashes it through the floor
№104812[Quote]
>>104810If I put a number on it, I'd probably get it wrong. I feel like taking a break.
№104814[Quote]
>>104812Take as long as you need, Bro
№104815[Quote]
>>104807Dr. Soysteins asks the Floyd Drone to break the game as he's kinda getting annoyed of this raisin
(SAGEing so that you can get your break without some cunts raping the thread)
№104816[Quote]
WAKE UP
№104817[Quote]
up
№104818[Quote]
Will you continue during the weekend?
№104820[Quote]
>>104819Tomorrow weekend op , better dust off your pad and draw I'm hunger for 'pic conclusion
№104821[Quote]
The plan is that I'll continue tomorrow. Cheers.
№104825[Quote]
>>104821Ready when you are, Mate
№104826[Quote]
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№104828[Quote]
>>104815>>104811The real George Drone arrives (the previous view of him was a UI element). He wrestles with Titan Jarty Cat, and slams it into the floor. The Titan Cat gets up immediately, with moderate damage.
The other Jarty Cats attack George Drone.
№104829[Quote]
>>104828George drone shoots the hand canon into the titan cat’s mouth
№104830[Quote]
>>104827The Astros attack him by shooting their dick guns at his face
№104831[Quote]
>>104828Gross cat grab more of jarty cat corpse and throw it at veteran chud while wall cat for the second attempt charges into the group shield up in hopes to bash anyone Infront of him and titan cat body slam Floyd drone
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>>104829>>104831100 coins are added, as was the case with the previous turn.
George Drone shoves his Glock cannon into Titan Cat's face, which is arguably the ideal range for the weapon. Its 1100RPM firerate shreds thru its mouth, killing it quickly. It stomps on its torso after finishing the fatal deed.
Gross Cat picks up a Wall Cat's corpse and launches it into Veteran Chud.
'dmin 6 opens up his Golden Tickets, frustrated at no one ackknowledging it o algo.
The Wall Cat and Giraffe Cat charge the party.
The Commander sees that the flow of is advantageous for the Jarty Cats. He deploys a Titan Cat, a Giraffe Cat, and a Gross Cat, eager to finish your party off!
№104834[Quote]
Brundlefly comes and rants rhis.
>Why can't you do a Halloween event already?
>Yeah yeah the day where Jesus was born which is probably not his birthday anyways dude which was diffused into some Saturnian guy gifting good kids raisin or something and there's funny trees is important enough for December (of course without Jesus, of course) but the day when veil thickens which got diffised into scary masks and diabetes is not important for a month. Easter exists anyways fora Christian stuff so why can't they treat Halloween like Christmas? They are now mostly secular holidays with occult symbolism anyways.
Have a funny response or something very dull adventure thread.
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>>104832Titan cat suplexes Floyd drone and perform elbow drop on it , giraffe cat trample John feral and wall cat engaged in melee with vet chud
№104836[Quote]
how do i play this game
№104837[Quote]
>>104833Never goon squidfreakbob Clothesline both goon soldier to the ground , Nate hinger start tearing into one of the downed soldier in rage
№104838[Quote]
>>104836The core part of the gameplay is that you prompt party members to take actions, during fights.
Their limits will be considered, and the properties of them and the enemies will be considered.
You can also give different types of prompts. Think of text-only games and point and clicks and how they work.
№104839[Quote]
>>104833Caca mech and batmech tag team goonfroot with whatever attack they have or something
№104840[Quote]
>>104837>>104839The Freakbob Hosts clothesline the Goons. Nate Higgers eats one of them alive or something.
Banemech grabs Goonfroot while Cacamech lasers him. The lasers cut the rest of Goonfroot's shield down.
Goonfroot deploys a heavy PSI telekenesis push on the Cacamech, pushing him over.
>Helb me up!Cacamech has one flaw - Their mech struggles to get up. He's effectively stunned for the next turn, unless someone can help him.
Two gooners arrive from the portal. Banemech ought to use his antiteleporter to close it.
Supersoldier's footsoldier team xatches up with the party.
^YOU SURPASSED MY EXPECTATIONS. REINFORCEMENTS WILL ARRIVE!Goonfroot calls forces from Goonerhell and Niggerhell like a little bitch.
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>>104840Golden and his companion hold off the incoming reinforcement while muscle baby and freakbob host help caca mech up
№104842[Quote]
>>104840The astros ram froot at warp speed
№104843[Quote]
>>104834>>104741Henry and 'dmin 7 work on the Bruntlemech.
Bruntlefly presents a Miss Circe plushie to 'oel to regain the broken trust o algo.
^What is the catch? Is there a bomb in there, you FPE nigger?>I would never put a bomb in here!>Anyway, I think society has taken Christ out of modern Christmas, although it's debatable if He was there in the first place, since Christmas wasn't exactly mentioned. The day where Jesus was born which is probably not his birthday anyways dude which was diffused into some Saturnian guy gifting good kids raisin or something and there's funny trees is important enough for December (of course without Jesus, of course) but the day when veil thickens which got diffised into scary masks and diabetes is not important for a month. Easter exists anyways for Christian stuff so why can't they treat Halloween like Christmas? They are now mostly secular holidays with occult symbolism anyways.Henry opines
<All superstition, according to my favorite subreddits! I personally don't like Halloween, myself. I dressed up as Jotaro Kujo for a party and everyone kept pushing me around, saying "Where's your stand? Where's your stand?" I wish I had a Star Platinum there that night. He would beat the raisin out of everyone there.'dmin 7 responds
^I can be Star Platinum next time.>Well, what about modern Christmas?<It's a Capitalist holiday. Complete coal.^Just give me the FPE doll FPE nigger. №104844[Quote]
>>104843Bruntlefly talks about the ukraine war
№104845[Quote]
>>104841>>104842Golden's team of FWNO soldiers fight the Goons.
Freakbobs and Muscle Babies help up Cacamech.
Astro Toilets warp into Banemech and Goonfroot. Goonfroot jumps onto Astro Chud and punches him using Telekenesis.
A Magi Nigger Demon appears and begins to absorb the Floydian Magic from the Astro Chud. He transmutes some of the energy to Goonfroot.
>NEEGA YOU WONT BELEEVE THIS SHEEEIT! NEEGA HAS SO MANY FLOYDS IT BE CRAZY AS FUUUCK!Goonfroot's shield begins to recharge from the transmutation. The Floydian Magic also empowers the Magi Nigger Demon.
№104846[Quote]
>>104845Astro warps really fast to throw off frqqt
№104847[Quote]
>>104845Freakbob squid and lee gang up on magi nigger as nate higger pounce on one of the goon soldier and begin mutilating him , caca mech will have to deal with goonfroot alone
№104848[Quote]
>>104844Bruntlefly rants about Ukraine
>The Russo-Ukraine war is really just a senseless bloodbath. Both sides say they're killing hundreds of thousands while maintaining low casualties, but the truth is they're both taking big chunks of meat from each other. You probably shouldn't even volunteer for it, Henry!<That's nice and all, but I prefer engineering to combat. Anyways, your mech is fully repaired. I had to take out some of the crud. What do you want added?You, yes
YOU, pick the weapons and upgrades for the Bruntlemech! What will it be?
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>>104850Add GAU-8/A avenger for devastating firepower
№104853[Quote]
>>104852Make sure the cockpit is in the center of the mech just incase if the enemies go for obvious spot to hit
№104854[Quote]
>>104853It is. Also marge
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>>104846>>104847The Astro Chuds warp away, leaving Froot on the floor. He easily lands on his feet.
The Magi nigger recharges more of Goonfroot's shield , and fully recharges his PSI.
^THANK YOU. NOW SAVE THE REST OF IT FOR YOURSELF.The Freakbob hosts close in to attack the Magi Nigger. He fires a cluster of supercharged niggerbrimballs at them. FreakLee dodges them, but Freakward can't. Freakward eats all the niggerbrimballs and catches fire. He's damaged greatly and burning.
FreakLee kicks in the Magi Nigger Demon's dome.
Cacamech approaches Goonfroot. Goonfroot opens up a flood of Goon Minions, pulverizing their soft bodies against the CacaMech's frame.
^SUFFER AGONY!Only half of the Goon Minions survive, albeit there are several of them present now.
Goonfroot's shield recharges by 10%, due to it being undisturbed for this turn.
№104856[Quote]
Cacamech also has a personal 8 gauge shotgun inside, if anyone wants to use it.
№104857[Quote]
>>104855Cacamech blast away the goon minion with a shotgun so that golden could concentrate his fire power on goonfroot feet and nigger magi, freakbob squid rolls around attempting to put out the fire while Nate higger pounce on nigger magi next . Muscle baby helps batmech up
№104858[Quote]
>>104835100 coins are added.
Wall Cat and Giraffe cat rush Chud Veteran and John Feralston, while they're down. They struggle to use their guns at close range.
Chud Veteran shouts
>Ima have to wrestle these sons of guns, if y'all are too busy!Titan Jarty Cat picks up and suplexes George Drone. This deals
crippling damage.
<I CAINT BREATHE. MAMA MAMA I CAINT BREATHE!You do NOT want to hear any incarnation of George Floyd saying this…
… even if it has nothing to do with George Floyd, in theory…
'dmin 6 imagines all the awards he could get from the Golden Cat Gatcha.
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>>8751073
>an adventure that has already ended
Nah that was a preview or something
№104860[Quote]
>>104859Or non-canonical if 'dmin 6 loses…
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>>104858George drone self destructs and blows up the titan cats
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>>104855Batmech uses the anti-teleporter to clone the goonerhell portal
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>>104858'dmin 6 got really lucky and rolled Uber rare cat
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>>104857>>104862Cacamech blasts a gigantic hole thru one of the goon minions. The rest jump off the mech and assault Golden's squad.
Banemech shuts the Goonerhell portal down.
Nate and FreakLee attack the Nigger Magi. Nate Higgers eats some of his fat.
>SHIEEET MANE STOP AAAAHHHH!Goonfroot, seeing that Cacamech is freed from the Goon Minions, unleashes a flurry of telekenesis strikes, in exchange for 20% of his PSI. This internally shakes the cockpit and wounds some of the caca pilots. It also bends the hull some more and causes the solar roof to catch a flame. This damage is moderately high.
Goonfroot's shields also regenrate by 10% more, since attacks against him were interrupted.
^YES MINIONS! FIGHT IN AGONY!Goonfroot pauses.
^NOW, ENEMIES, TELL ME WHERE YOUR ADMIN IS, AND I'LL GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO LIVE! №104865[Quote]
>>104864Say that ’dmin 6 is at the asylum, but when gooner Froot gets there he will get attacked by the patients
№104866[Quote]
>>104865>Erm… 'dmin 6 is at the Asylum.^RESPONSE HEARD. YOU BETTER NOT LIE.Goonfroot picks up the Nigger Magi and flies away. He gets far enough for the health bar to disappear.
If this post ends with an even number, Goonfroot has a realization and returns.
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Rolan for something else
№104868[Quote]
>>104866Now that goonfroot is gone, go to that house
№104869[Quote]
Another roll because schizo
№104870[Quote]
>>104868Golden's squad shakes the Goon Minions off of them, and the entire party rushes to the Astro Jartytoilet's house.
They accidentally reach th Nujarty Tower first. They see some aftermath carnage, and… most notably, a Fingerboy with a massive Bibisi lodged in its throat.
№104871[Quote]
>>104870Where's group c ? They are supposed to wait outside of nujarty tower
№104872[Quote]
>>104871Golden calls Group C.
<I heard that you were reinforcing 'dmin Six's team. What happened?Group C responds
>They didn't call us into the building, so we resumed our objective. How is the assault on the portals going?<Ummm… We're postponing that for a side mission…>Okay, but if we get flooded with Gooners, I'm going to report you for endangering the mission. №104873[Quote]
>>104872Change of plan then , group b regroup with group a to assist them in clearing nujarty tower
№104874[Quote]
>>104861>>104863>>104873'dmin 6 rolls an uberniggerpoopball rare """"Cat"""".
George Drone yells
>I CAINT BREA-ACK!and self destructs, taking a Titan and a Gross Cat with him, and wounding another Gross Cat.
The other cats move in, and keep assaulting Chud Veteran and John Feralston, though, this time, they fight back some with unarmed attacks.
Group B arrives to scene 2 of the Jartycats room of NuJarty towers.
'dmin 6 asks
^What are you doing here? You're supposed to close the portals to Niggerhell and Goonerhell! №104875[Quote]
>>104874All members of group B attack the remaining jartycats with all they have
№104876[Quote]
>>104875100 coins are added.
Group B unleashes their firepower on the Jartycats, killing a Gross Cat and a Giraffe Cat.
A part of Cacamech's solar roof explodes, due to being on fire for several turns. It wounds the pilots and they cry. A smaller fire is started.
The damaged Solar roof is now at 30% efficiency, but that's definitely shĺt NOBODY cares about.
'dmin 6 gets angry
^Not even a response, huh? If we needed reinforcements, we would call Group C! I order you to resume your mission, Group B! №104877[Quote]
>>104876Banemech picks up ’dmin 6 and throws him at the wall in anger and then kills all the remaining cats.
bane then orders everyone but ’dmin 6 to go to stage 3.
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>>104876John feralston gets up and discards his revolver equipping a high caliber lever action rifle instead
№104879[Quote]
>>104877ermm..okay but everyone there listens to onlky 'dmin 6 not bane
№104880[Quote]
also thats kinda retarded to just derail the op's original plan
№104881[Quote]
If this post rolls a 1, 'DMIN 6 DIES
If this post rolls a 9, PROMPT IGNORED
If somewhere in between, civil war,mutiny, or Banemech gets cannibalized by everyone, depending on closest number.
№104882[Quote]
>>104881Banemech will get cannibalized
№104885[Quote]
>>104877I kinda regret prompting that, but you can do the canabalization
№104887[Quote]
>>104877>>104881>>104882>>104885>Clearly, YOU don't understand what you're doing!^Don't you dare declare mutin-ACK!Banemech throws 'dmin 6 into the wall, but he somehow gets spared, mostly.
He coughs up some blood.
^Bane is a traitor!<Yes, he is. We'll deal with him for you, 'dmin.Everyone attacks Bane at once.
John Feralston even introduces a new weapon to use on him.
The Jartycats themselves attack Bane, for some reason.
>Wait! but I have the antiteleport-AACCCCKKK!His mech ends up exploding.
On the bright side, it kills the remaining Jartycats.
№104888[Quote]
>>104887group b goes back to doing their original task and group a progresses to scene 3
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also heckin CHUD MECH arrives to help Op you decide which group needs him the most
№104890[Quote]
>>104887Progress to scene 3, also call in group c and make group b continue the mission
№104891[Quote]
>>104890>>104888'dmin 6 says
^Okay, Group B. I guess this was Bane's idea. Carry on.<Yes, sir.^… and, don't forget to get another Anti-Teleporter. It's really important.<Yes, sir.Group A and B separate…
Group A arrives to the third and final scene. The one with the Jartycat's base.
You see Heartknight, formerly Spadeknight, tied up. So that's where he went…
The Commander now receves 150 coins per turn'dmin 6 calls for reinforcements from Group C. They'll arrive in 2 turns.
The Commander deploys a big cluster of every normal Jartycat, for 350 coins in total.
'dmin 6 goes ahead and deploys his Uber Rare
even tho he doesn't have coins.
He has 45 Golden Tickets remaining on the Gatcha. All the other tickets from his 5 roll were base upgrades, but he even doesn't have a Jartycat base, so they did nothing…
№104892[Quote]
>>104891The ultrarare horse thingy jumps at the big jartycuck and burries his horns in the jartycuck’s face
№104893[Quote]
schizo rolan for the cacamech
№104894[Quote]
>>104892’Min 6 also starts slicing the nearest cats
№104895[Quote]
>>104891john feralston uses dead eye and fires 7 shots killing 7 random jarty cats
meanwhile chud veteran fires a volley at the jarty cat base
№104896[Quote]
>>104890>>104889>>104888Meanwhile, Group B encounters a new person.
<Hello?>Hi, I heard we were fighting for the Soysphere's future? Where do I slay swarthoids?<Typically, newbs join Group C, but we just lost a valuable member…>Can I join?<Hmm… We're not sure if it'll trigger Floydian Magic. If it does, you should just join Group C for now.If the last digit is odds, Chud Mech triggers Floydian Magic.
№104897[Quote]
>>104896>oddsmarge odds of what
№104898[Quote]
>>104897Odd number. A fancy coin flip, or 50/50 chance.
№104899[Quote]
>>104896Chud Mech joins Group B, and doesn't trigger Floydian Magic.
№104900[Quote]
>>104899group b continues walking to astro jarty's house
№104901[Quote]
>>104900They're supposed to close the portal. They should also get another Anti-Teleporter, or repair the old one.
№104902[Quote]
>>104900Or at least that's the orders they received. They can technically disobey them.
№104903[Quote]
>>104901oh raisin i had a marge moment
as they head to the science tower thats keeping the niggerhell portal open, nate opens his phone and orders a new anti teleporter to his location from swedish amazon using his mom's credit card to purchase it
№104904[Quote]
>>104903Nate walks away from the group, to order an Anti-Teleporter, using his mom's credit card…
>DAMNIT. INSUFFICIENT FUNDS. NOW I CAN'T SAVE THE SHARTYIs Nate correct, or is saving the Sharty a click away???
№104905[Quote]
>>104904Nate prays to 'dmin Thrembo
№104907[Quote]
>>104906Nate facepalms himself for being a retard and presses learn more
№104908[Quote]
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>>104852Put this arm on the mech
№104909[Quote]
>>104908MECHA GODZILAAAAAAAAA
№104910[Quote]
>>104907Nate clicks
Learn more…The Warranty page reads:
>Feel like your Anti-Teleporter malfunctioned, or maybe got destroyed too early by an unfortunate event? Is it critical to your plot?>We are willing to replace said Anti-Teleporter, for free.>You WILL return the old one.Wow, you're in that exact situation! The last one is somewhat concerning. I guess it's time to call them…
№104911[Quote]
>>104910nate calls the swedes and explains to them the situation n shiet
№104913[Quote]
>>104896The other members reach astro jarty’s house and take cover behind some bushes to spy on him
№104914[Quote]
>>104908You attach an exotic claw arm to the Bruntlemech, to the joint where the original arm broke off.
The Bruntlemech is complete, or is it?
№104916[Quote]
>>104912You decide a Plasma Annihilator is required for your mission. You mount it on the arm.
The drawback is that it uses nearly all of the Mech's power if it's used, because the engine is frankly outdated crap.
№104917[Quote]
>>104891dr soystein does a sick frontflip landing behind the jartybase and sets heart knight free
№104918[Quote]
>>104916Now that it is complete, the mission of bruntlefly and the squad is revealed: infiltrate niggerhell and somehow destroy it from within
№104919[Quote]
>>104918And for that they need some nukes, so they must call spadeibi
№104920[Quote]
>>104918i thought the mech would be used against goonbot
№104921[Quote]
>>104911Nate calls the jarty Co.
>Hello, this is Nate Higgers.<THE Nate Higgers? Wait, we don't have you on our records. What's up?>I'm calling about an Anti-Teleporter.<Oh yeah. We just released it.>Well, you sold it to us, and the retard who used it tried to start a civil war or some bullraisin.<Hmmm… we only sold one, so far. I'm guessing it's Henry's.<What condition is it in?>It looked alright, except the retard got blown up.<We'll check on it. No worries, we'll provide a replacement if the original is salvageable.>Thank you.<You should probably wipe your face off btw…>Quit stalking me, obsessed splintercuck. Goodbye and God bless you.Nate hangs up.
№104922[Quote]
>>104921*Swinn Co niggers
№104923[Quote]
>>104920I forgot about that but lets do that after the niggerhell mission. Goonbot is still not fully completed
№104924[Quote]
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>>104921also admin thrembo gives nate a glow up and a chainsaw
№104926[Quote]
>>104918>>104919>>104923>Now that I have a mech, we can finally invade Niggerhell and destroy it from within!*cock cock*
'dmin 7 and Henry point Meds Shotguns at Bruntlefly.
№104927[Quote]
>>104926The dinosaur eats the meds or something
№104928[Quote]
>>104926Test the mech’s new weapons on some mutants that you come across
№104929[Quote]
Marge wasn't bruntlefly dead
№104930[Quote]
>>104927They launch the meds into the gapedino's mouth.
<Oops. Sorry gapedino.⌄What?The gapedino is soothed by the meds.
<Seriously, THOUGH. You DO NOT want to visit Niggerhell. Wikipedia says it's really hot and practically uninhabitable. №104931[Quote]
bruntefly fact checks henry and…thats actuall heckin true..looks like no niggerhell for xem instead they go help shartycord or something
№104932[Quote]
>>104929He was but Bruntlefly has unique abilities and shiznet, that were gained by a serious of schizoprompts and general pacifism.
№104933[Quote]
>>104930Something happens to the mech and it starts moving on its own
№104934[Quote]
*series
I guess I'm tired o algo
№104935[Quote]
>>104934Ight, See you when you wake up
№104936[Quote]
>>104935I think I can do a few more.
№104939[Quote]
>>104938A gooner has sneakily entered it and now controls it
№104941[Quote]
>>104940'dmin 7 uses his admin powers to teleport inisde the mech and kill the goon
№104942[Quote]
>>104941'dmin 7 transposes himself via lightning, onto the mech. He can't go inside.
^Okay, who can teleport inside the mech?Bruntlefly says.
>I can.Goon freaks out
^AHHH NEVER GOONERS! ALWAYS GOON!He pushes the fire autocannon button. It slowly trails towards Henry and Bruntlefly while firing…
<I made the interface too intuitive! Drats! №104943[Quote]
>>104942bruntefly teleports inside the mech and kills the gooner with one strike and stops the autocannon from firing.
the entire team then starts heading towards the main jarty base but they are quite a distance from it so they will propbably arrive during a big boss fight or something down the line
№104944[Quote]
>>104943Bruntlefly trades with Henry, then with the Gooner. He stops the autocannon right before it hits Henry.
>That gooner didn't know how I got this thing in the first place! Mwahahaha!The lethality of the GAU-8 has been proven against infantry, test subject: Goon. After the red mist and dust settle, a thin spray of his blood mix with the beach's sand.
>It's time to help Shartycord for once… Do mind the cannons.The team embarks on a multiturn adventure to reach the NuJarty Empire…
№104945[Quote]
Alright, bedtime…
№104947[Quote]
>>104946poor timing o algo
№104948[Quote]
>>104944(Save this prompt for tomorrow)
A few other goons were on board but they hid themselves, waiting for the right time to strike…
№104949[Quote]
>>104944(save this prompt for tomorrow too)
meanwhile, the nether operation continues, more and more netherite and items are being extracted, almost all of the 4cuck's tools, weapons, armor, etc have now been replaced by their superior netherite versions, which makes them stronger and more durable, now that they have enough netherite and items, they are shifting their focus on mining lapis lazuli and making enchantment tables to enchant their tools weapons armor etc and make them even stronger than before
№104950[Quote]
Up
№104951[Quote]
>>104949The 4cucks invest some of their Netherite into a special force, codename "Daily Dose".
They get their fresh equipment enchanted by the Rabbi, now operating an enchantment table. He slowly learns the Enchantment Table language.
Besides having superior armor, plus awesome enchantments, the armor coverage is increased per person. Their effective health is multiplied by
20.
№104952[Quote]
>>104948A goon minion rears its ugly head behind Bruntlefly briefly…
… a few seconds later, it returns to hiding… waiting for the perfect opportunity to sabotage the Bruntlemech…
№104955[Quote]
>>104892>>104895>>104917150 coins are added.
John Feralston launches a 7 shot dead shot, using his lever action rifle. It kills all of the basic cats, and two Gross Cats.
Date Masamune Jartycuck (?) attacks the Tower. Titan Cat and Wall Cat climb on it, so they can try to stop it.
Dr. Soystein jumps over the Jartycucks and frees Heartknight.
The Commander spends 100 coins on two more Gross Cats.
The Jartycat Base loses 500 HP out of 10000.
№104956[Quote]
>>104954Ok fuck it we ball , radio in nupol aryan only he could stop his former friend
№104957[Quote]
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>>104955Date musamune jartycat throw xir golden yoyo at two gross cat
№104958[Quote]
>>104955'dmin 6 decapitate giraffe cat while John feral and vet child empty their round on wall cat
№104959[Quote]
Chud* , autocorrected award
№104960[Quote]
>>104956>>104957>>104958>>104959150 coins are added.
Group C arrives.
Date Masamune uses xir golden yoyo to heavily damage the Gross Cats. Titan Cat smacks xir head with a club.
Nuchud says
>Hold on, Group B called me specifically…He turns around and sprints to Group B.
'dmin 6 decapitates one of the Giraffe Cat.
The Commander spawns Titan Cat, and Giraffe Cat, Two Gross Cats, and a Wall Cat, for 300 coins.
Chud Veteran sprays some rounds at the new enemies. John Feralston's deadshot and gun are empty, and he's reloading.
№104961[Quote]
>>104960do you think i should reveal swaglord's next objective? im kinda scared that it will make the 4cucks too powerful or something, but there's also the fact that most of the other characters are also really strong, so im sure they will somehow be able to pull through, should i just do it anyways? i kinda want to tbh
№104962[Quote]
>>104961holy fucking quads, i guess that means yes…
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>>104960Spider frog attack you
№104964[Quote]
>>104963nigga that's a cactus
№104965[Quote]
>>104961>>104962Yes, especially with the quads in the adventure thread.
№104966[Quote]
>>104965well alright, even if the 4cucks become giga strong because of this, the sixth admin of the website has the power of the collective autism of the users in this thread, which will make reality bend to him whim, so im sure the sixth admin of the website will somehow pull through despite this, anyways, here it is
the next objective is revealed, swaglord plans on kidnapping goonclown in an attempt to find the location of the teleporter goonclown used to summon futa miss circle (don't ask how they know about it's existence, chuddy, they just hekkin do, ok?), he orders a few of the 4chan cultists (/x/ users) to find and get goonclown over to him, and the cultists say "xir, yes xir!"
№104967[Quote]
>>104966btw, there will probably be about 6 or maybe less total objectives that the 4cucks will do, this is the second one, all of these objectives are part of the 4cucks "OVERALL PLAN"
№104968[Quote]
>>104960Marioman , Patrick chudman and his soldiers , vet chud and john feral all pour their ammunition upon newly arrived Jarry cat . Warmplier and calmplier combine their power to make huge blast at jarty base before Marty rush in to kick titan cat in the shin . Dr soystein convinced heart knight to join him
№104969[Quote]
>>104966>>104967Swaglord arrives to the /x/ base.
>Listen up boys. Rabbi told me about a teleporter that can get whatever you want. I want you to pull some strings…>… You can get a bunch of succubuses or whatever bullraisin you retards chase after all day, and I can get super soldiers.>We're on semen retention…>You can spawn whatever you want. Think about it…>Okay. Fine. What's our duty? Schizo Joe can't build any teleporters, despite his claims.>We need you to find Goonclown.>Of Goonerhell? That's easy.A gooner cultist enters, thu a portal.
^Anything you want?>We want Goonclown.^Okay. He did everything he could for the Jarty… I guess you can take him…Just like that, the Gooner cultists transfer Goonclown to the 4cucks…
>Tell me about the Source Teleporter…^We found it in a Turkish cave. It was invented by a 300 IQ Georgian!>Did they give you the device?^No, they just left it there. Henry got it into working order~>Can you build another one?^Narp~Swaglord is a bit annoyed. He'll either have to take it from the Jartycucks, or replicate it… He's also reluctant to begin a full-scale war with Shartycord. How will he get what he want?
№104970[Quote]
>>104969where is the source teleporter's current location btw? sorry i forgot where it actually was, it's been a while
№104971[Quote]
>>104969Swaglord will have to orchestrate glowie tier psyop and black ops to steal source teleporter under jartycuck noses without alerting 'dmin 6 to his plan geg
№104972[Quote]
>>104970It's in the Nujarty Tower.
>>104971This.
№104973[Quote]
>>104972ok then, swaglord will disguise himself as a jartycuck, and hopefully nobody will notice, jartycucks are brown raisinskins, so they probably have low IQ and won't notice that it's swaglord, so it will likely work, let's try it
№104974[Quote]
>>104973Does he take his mech along? Also, I had an idea that he would send the Daily Dose 4cuck team.
№104975[Quote]
>>104973Paint the newly armoured 4cuck shock trooper as jartycuck to take 'dmin 6 by surprise and they need to do this right after the last stage is cleared so they don't have any idea what's going on and thinks jartycuck has an ace up their sleeves and retrieved the teleporter
№104976[Quote]
>>104974i was thinking more of like a stealthy approach, bringing an entire fucking mech over there is pretty dumb, the Daily Dose can come over there with swaglord, but they would also have to be disguised as jartycucks
№104977[Quote]
>>104974Bring everything, 4cuck need to apply shock and awe tactic to throw them off
№104978[Quote]
>>104976 This is assuming 4cuck has air transport
№104979[Quote]
>>104975>>104978well alright then, mech it is, let's hope this works out
№104980[Quote]
>>104979btw, before they paint the mech, the rabbi enchants the netherite on the mech with protection 4 so that they have an even better chance at succesfully doing this
№104981[Quote]
>>104979On the plus side nupol Aryan is busy backing group b up and I doubt .30 cal would put a dent on netherite plate mech, maybe its 'dmin thrembo plan for all this
№104982[Quote]
>>104980>protection 4 Netherite Swagmech Mk IIGEG that's almost god mode.
№104983[Quote]
>>104982If it's not for the fact that 'dmin 6 has antimatter sword that could cut through anything, the mech would steam roll almost everyone
№104984[Quote]
>>104982ok, protection 2 or something, just do something lower than, it doesn't have to be indestructable lol
№104985[Quote]
>>104984or maybe protection 1, idk, just something low
№104986[Quote]
>>104985yeah i think protection 1 will be good enough
№104987[Quote]
>>104960soystein and heart knight attack the jarty cat base and john feralston finishes reloading and starts blasting the cats. calmjak unleashes his calm pulse calming down the enemies for 3 turns and warmpiler sets the jarty cat base on fire
№104988[Quote]
>>104968150 coins are added.
Marioman, Patrick Chudson, and Chud Veteran drown the Jartycats in their firepower. John Feralston placed his one reloaded deadshot bullet into the attacking Titan Cat.
Marioman targets the Titan Cat that's grabbing the Masamune cat.
HEART KNIGHT HAS JOINED YOUR PARTY (GROUP A)The Titan Cat screams in modified Google translate Japanese
>JARTY CATTO 軍がファランクス隊形を組むEvery Jarty Cat, except for the ones attacking Date Masamune, gets behind the Titan Cat.
The Commander spawns 4 wallcats for 100 coins.
Calmplier and Warmplier blast a combined explosive beam into the Jartycat base, dealing 1000 damage and taking out one of the new wallcats. It also wounds another.
The Titan Cat that's attacking Masamune is on fire, very hot Immolator-type fire.
№104989[Quote]
>>104987This arrived late, and also conflicts with the other prompt…
№104991[Quote]
>>104988heart knight pulls out his bleached excalibur and swings it landing a mighty slash on the jarty base while 'dmin 6 channels the sharty and cord's combined autism allowing him to alter reality and stop the commander from getting any coins thus resulting in no more jarty cat spawning
№104992[Quote]
>>104991meds i was just joking about that, idiot, the sixth admin of the website can't actually bend reality, it was referencing the fact that the people in this thread can influence anything and essentially bend reality to help out the sixth admin of the website
№104993[Quote]
>>104991actually fuck it, give him some temporary and short lasting reality bending powers, and after he defeats the jarty base, he loses the powers, fair enough?
№104994[Quote]
>>104992meds
DMIN 6 IS GOD №104995[Quote]
>>104994even doe he came from niggerhell therefore is he le satan or something
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>>104988Marty muster all his strength to kick titan cat down so that 'dmin 6 can finish him off and give others an opportunity to shred through jarty cat troop, during all these chaos , heart knight takes the opportunity to take out additional wall cat from behind using his fist
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>>104988Date masamune jarty attempt to shake off attacking titan cat with xir yoyo this time xhe use two of them
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Roll
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>>104998>>104999>>8761081>>104996>>104991150 coins are added.
'dmin 6 uses special beams to manipulate the Commander's money, sustaining it for most of the turn.
Dr. Soystein melees two wall cats, while Heart Knight smashes the tower with his biwisi excalibur.
Marty slams both hooves into the Titan, making him collapse.
>Come, here, 'dmin 6!^I'm too busy destroying the Jarty bank…Due to lack of assistance with Marty's plan, the rest of the Jartycats overwhelm the party.
>我々、JARTY CATTO部隊は、この取り憑かれた野郎どもに突撃します！Date Masamune pushes the Jartycats off from ximself. The green fire transforms them into charred corpses.
The Commander spawns yet another squad: Titan cat, 2 Gross Cats, a Giraffe, and a Wall Cat. It's identical, and so is its cost.
'dmin 6 stops firing his hax beam.
^I almost thought that would wo-The coins are set to ZERO, and so is the income.The Jartycat base has sustained 500 damage this turn.
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>>105000soytan riding the horned horse would ram through the jarty cats surrounding soystein while everyone else focuses on killing any remaining jarty cats
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>>105000heart knight attacks the cats
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wenda appears
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>>105003wenda gets killed by
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>>105001>>105002>>87611910 coins are added.
The entire scene devolves into chaos as everyone fights each other.
Veteran Chud says
>Feral! Let's beat the crap out of these jartycucks!They target a wallcat and push him to the ground. Veteran Chud fires a thoughtless burst into him.
'dmin 6 leaps in the air and slices a Gross Cat's legs off, effectively dispatching it.
Marioman immolates the other Gross cat.
Giraffe Cat slams one of the Patrick's security Chuds. Cordbot steps on the Cat while firing frag rounds into its neck and head, crushing it and emptying its cranium of its contents.
Date Masamune stomps all over the fresh meat. Spadeknight and Dr. Soystein join in.
Dr. Soystein does a doublekick to a Giraffe and a Jartycat, big damage to both.
Liam Vickers also attacks the Giraffe.
Titan Cat and two Gross cats climb onto Masamune.
>>クソSHARTY野郎ども！Spadeinight knocks the Gross Cats off. Titan Cat clubs him into a wall!
The left is clear, the right is still a raisinstorm.
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>>105006everyone on the left side starts attacking the jarty cats holding nothing back, admin thrembo also blesses heart knight which makes his bi w ci dildo turn into a actual sword and heartknight uses it to behead the titan cat
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>>105007warmplier burns the cats and the sixth admin of the website slices some of them too
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>>105006also, let's see what bruntlefly and swaglord are doing
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>>105010marge isnt bruntefly with the mech team?
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>>105011He didn't reach them yet.
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>>105008>>105009>>105010'dmin Thrembo blesses Heartknight. His new title is
WHITE KNIGHT and he wields an excalibur instead of a weaponized dildo.
Most of the Party fires at the Jarty Cats. It devestates them and carches the Titan cat on fire…
White Knight jams his fresh Excalibur into Titan Cat's torso.
The Titan Cat's last words are:
>>それは不公平だ！Then he dies.
The remaining wallcat says:
>援軍はどこにいる？私は本当に最後の兵士なのか？>終わり だ…Date Masamune says
^あなたも他の人と同じように使い捨てです。'dmin 6 interjects
^Wtf. Stop speaking in runes, niggas.^さあ、死ね、この野郎！>伊達政宗、絶対許さないぞ！お前はシャーティカックスよりも執着心が強いな！ああああああああ！The yoyo kills the last Jartycat present.
Date Masanume turns toward 'dmin 6.
>Destroya Jarty base-u… №105014[Quote]
>>105013suddenly, you hear an explosion from the roof, Robokleki drops down from the roof and aims xheir minigun arm at your squad, ready to fire it, their other arm is a grenade launcher
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EVERYONE START ATTACKING THE JARTY BASE NOWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>105014Dude..please can group a just progress already in peace?
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>no
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>>8761939>>105015The entire party attacks and destroys the Jartybase.
STAGE DEFEATThe Commander loses the battle. The UI disappears.
The groups return to their rank.
You see Date Masamune and White Knight unsorted.
>Umm… Which one am I apart of?Date says
>I cannot join… I am stiirr Jarty Catto… arso, rannguage barriew… Best of ruck, 管理者6Marioman says
<I think Group A and C should join together, because you called us twice, already.<Also, heal your dudes. We have med-kits and medical raisin.What administrative choices do you make, here?
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>>105020heal everyone hurt and merge group a and c then progress further
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>>105020i thought c was supposed to be the auxilliry group
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also lets go to group b pov
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>>105022>>105021Everyone merges teams, so Group C can fully commit to assisting in the raid on Nujarty Tower. Everyone is also restored to full health by a medkit and Dr. Soystein's medical excellence.
With the Jarty's spawner, who knows what awaits?
Next stage loading… №105025[Quote]
>>105022They still are. The merge means that they fully commit to assisting Group A, at least for the next battle.
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>>105024The spawner produces Jartyroaches
№105027[Quote]
I'm going into planning mode for today. Might stop running the thread until tomorrow o algo. I'll probably add robokleki, and sort the different plot threads, and sort the adventure folders.
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>>105027oh raisin, i didn't know they were going to the nujarty tower, hope swaglord manages to slip through
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>>105027going to sleep now saar
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>>105024(Save this prompt for later I think)
Meanwhile, Outside, the mech is outside
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>>105031Bruntlemech approaches NuJarty territory, although most of it has been taken by Shartycord.
One of the soldiers says
>Is that a 4cuck mech, or…? №105033[Quote]
>>105031Meanwhile…
Swagmech arrives to Soysphere Island, with his team of 20 Daily Dose 4cucks. They are all convincingly disguised as Jartycucks.
Swaglord says
>Remember that Jartycucks aren't that different from us. We both goon to brimstone and we're obsessed with shartycord.>If anyone asks, they spawned us from their teleporter.>Finally, remember that our armor is harder than diamond. We can do this.The 4cucks say
>>Hoorah!Their current plan is to blast a hole into the Nujarty tower, get the teleporter, and escape. All while avoiding 'dmin 6's team, if possible…
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Also the mech is unenchanted, because too big o algo, but it does have the Rabbi blessings on it.
№105035[Quote]
>>105032Give GapeSaurus back
№105036[Quote]
>>105033a spadeson bi bi se queen approaches them and asks them all to suck on dat bi bi ci dildos because all jartycucks love bibisea
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>>105032shartycord soldiers paint a shartycord symbol on the mech to mark it as friendly
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>>105035>>105037Gapesaur follows the Bruntlemech.
⌄I like to watch.Henry says
<This mech is friendly.A Shartycord soldier says
>Okay. I'll mark it as friendly. You should probably give it a proper paintjob in the future.He marks the mech as a friendly unit.
>You may proceed. №105039[Quote]
>>105036A spadeson enters the scene and ass the Jartycuck-disguised 4cucks to suck bibisi dildos.
Swaglord responds
>Um… we be aryan or algo and… we no suck bibisi.<No, all jartycucks love dat bibisi.Swaglord thinks about crushing the Spadeson under his foot, rather than humiliating himself.
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>>8767801
god of spades broadcasts johnson sissy hpyno porn into swaglord's brain
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>>8767783
NO NO NO NOT SERINA AGAIN
№105043[Quote]
>>105042Spade god puts a curse on the 4cuck army as punishment..the exact details of the curse will be revealed im 'dmin six adventure 3
anyway lets go back to see what group a is doing
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>>105043The god of spades rolls a curse, if the last digit in this post is higher than 6, then the nonspecific curse is applied to the army.
Meanwhile, Group A+C has entered the main lobby of Nujarty tower.
The Jartybull says
>Can yous spare me's some food? A brotha aint got his daily goyslop from jartymart today.The Jart Mart's destruction has begin to take effect.
You see 3 jartyroaches on the Jartybull's back.
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>>105044>has begin to take effectThe nuJarty's ESL is rubbing off on me
№105046[Quote]
>>105044john feralston starts firing into jarty cow's head his rifle is made to kill buffalos and bulls alike after all. meanwhile the chuds and chud veteran firing at the dead jarty cucks and warmpiler sets the jarty roaches on fire
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>>105045we need to take down le jarty fast then
№105050[Quote]
>>105048Thats not the jartycuck army those are 4cucks disguised at jartycuck army but okay
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>>105046John Feralston slams three deadshot rounds into the Jartybull's face. This is enough to stop it dead.
The rest of the Jartys swarm.
Warmplier burns two jartyroaches, while Chud Veteran guns down two Jartyzombies. The Jartyroaches are particularly weak to flames.
The grate pops open… №105052[Quote]
>>105050At least the disguises are that convinving geg
№105053[Quote]
>>105044the last digit is lower than 6, does that mean the curse didn't apply?
№105055[Quote]
>>105051warmpiler burns the rest of the roaches while dmin 6 and white knight do badass sword moves splitting the remaining jarty zombies apart
№105056[Quote]
>>105051a huge jarty caterpiler slithers out of the vent, it has many eyes and sharp teeth, it's tail has a sharp knife looking thing that it uses to slice and stab things, the caterpiller also has a few metal plates attached to the head and other vital areas, the plates are colored blue (the jarty color)
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>>105056Got everything else complete. Working on this
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>>105055>>105056'dmin 6 and Whiteknight slash thru the remaining Jartyzombies, while Warmplier fires his beam at the remaining Jartyroach.
BOSS INCOMINGA Jartyworm crawls out of the vent. He can
definitely eat an entire man alive, at least his head can… His health bar looks abnormal…
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>>105058feralston shoots the jartyworm, most of the bullets hit the metal plates and reflect off, but one of the manages to hit one of the eyes
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>>105058suddenly 2
SHARTYMARINES blow a hole in the wall to help in the fight. The shartymarines are a project that was under development by froot during the events of dmin six 1 it was completed only recently. and 2 sharty marines were sent to help 'dmin six
the sharty captain fires his plasma pistol melting on of the jartyworm's armor plates then stabs it with his power sword while the sharty arsonist marine engulfs the worm's lower body in flames
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>>105061media pending approval..its over
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>>105062nvm we are back saar
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>>105061nigga please just stop, this is too much
№105065[Quote]
>>105061Let him fight Jarty Titan if he has the chance.
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>>105064nigga wdym stop these are the first characters i introduced today tho
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>>105066ok fine nigga, i just hope they arent super op or something
№105068[Quote]
>>105067they are not they will just make minor boss fights easier its not like those two can take on astro jarty, goon bot or goon froot just by themsrlves
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>>105061If the party can reach the spawner before it gets stolen, they can spawn these characters.
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>>105070SPEEDRUN NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
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>>105059>>8768192'dmin 6 and White Knight stab the Jartyworm's mouth with their swords. It pushes them back and keeps chugging along.
John Feralston whips out his secondary, to fire some non-deadshot magnum rounds. One misses, one is deflected on a plate. The final one hits. This does some good damage to that segment of the worm…
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>>105073'dmin 6 tells everyone to only shoot the unarmored segments, john feralston switches to his high calliber lever action rifle and starts hip firing while veteran chud fires full auto at the jarty worm, calm and warm fire a combined at le caterpillar too, the cord baby mech along with patrick and other chuds opens fire aswell and the only muder drone bot fires a wrist missile
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>>105073jartyworm turns over to feralston and screams at him, it then lunges at him and slams him back into the wall
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>>105073white knight and admin 'ix repdeatly stab jarty worm's mouth targeting it.
№105077[Quote]
>>105075(it doesn't bite him btw)
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Give me a moment. I'm doing 2 turns this time
№105079[Quote]
also heres a hot take..we should spend too much time on extra bosses albeit
№105081[Quote]
>>105079even doe they are fun for the whole family o algo
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TURN 1/2, DO NOT RESPOND YET>>105074>>105075>>105076>>105077'dmin 6 gives an order
^Don't aim for the blue! It's armor!He and Whiteknight continue to stab the Jartyworm's face.
The Jartyworm stirs up, and swings. He slams his head into John Feralston.
The attack hurts John Feralston pretty badly. It also gives 'dmin 6 and White Knight's brains minor damage.
Only Chud Veteran gets off shots this turn. All miss, due to the speed of the worm swinging itself…
To be continued… №105083[Quote]
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TURN 2/2You may respond>>105074>>105075>>105076>>105077>>105082Cordbot Mk 1 and Murder Drone fire at the 4th segment of Jartyworm. The Cordbot's frag rounds and Murder Drone's wrist missile tear the segment to shreds. However, it doesn't bisect the worm.
Patrick Chudson's team fire at the 3rd segment, while Chud Veteran fires at the first segment. Calmplier and Warmplier target the 6th segment with a fusion-beam explosion.
The Calm-Warm explosion does great damage. The other attacks do moderate damage.
John Feralston was stunned for this turn, therefore he couldn't attack the Jartyworm…
The Jartyworm begins to box the party in, biting viciously at 'dmin 6 and White Knight's swords. Chud Veteran is also dangerously close to the worm's mouth.
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>>105083chud veteran throws a grenade into the jarty worm's mouth before falling back. 'dmin 6 gets up and swings his sword at the most injured segment (the one with empty health) and with a mighty slash splits the worm in half
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>>105084by falling back i meant stepping back btw.
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>>105084Throw or drop in? This is an important choice.
№105087[Quote]
>>105086drop in precisely drop in using a gap inbetween the worm's teeth
№105089[Quote]
>>105088NO NO NO FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR SHREK SPAM
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>>105087the gap is pretty small though, how will it fit in?
№105094[Quote]
>>105093the grenade isnt that big so the explosion will be weak but the shrapnel from it will cause big internal bleeding for the worm
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>>105084>>105085>>8768743>>105087>>105094Chud Veteran drops a grenade into the Jartyworm's mouth, then falls back. The Jartyworm chases him down anyway.
'dmin 6 and Whiteknight cut at both ends of the 4th segment. This successfully bisects the surviving parts of the worm… However, each segment has its own health for a reason! The worm is now two organisms!
The grende explodes, turning the Jartyworm's head into chunks, and spraying blood on the wall and floor. The worm can no longer eat your party members alive.
If this post ends in a number lower than 4, it will turn out that some of the shrapnel damaged Chud Veteran. If 1 is rolled, it also wounded Dr. Soystein and does extreme damage to Chud Veteran.
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>>105095shrek shows up to save the day
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>>105095Chud Veteran takes moderate damage from his own grenade.
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>>105095the other end of the jartyworm lunges at the sixth admin of the website and stabs him in the lungs
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>>105098*lung, sorry, it's just one of his lungs, not both
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>>105095'dmin 6 does a somersault and cuts off the spike at the end of the jartyworm leaving the jartyworm to retreate..deep into shiutskin sewers where he wont be seen again for this entire adventure thread (I HATE GETTING STALLED FROM GETTING TO THE MAIN BOSS BY PUTTING RANDOM RAISIN MINI BOSSES ITS BAD…BECAUSE..JUST BECAUSE OKAY?)
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Also btw it kinda felt like 'dmin six was nerfed in dmin six adventure 2
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>>105100you might aswell destroy it at this point, it's practically harmless, it doesn't need to go into the sewers lol
also, seethe
№105103[Quote]
>>105100It IS a main boss, nigger
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>>105103its not nigger that main main bosses are le heckin astro jarty, gooner froot and goonbot you fucking dumb faggot
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obsessed esl fnf pedo tranny faggot cord jarty cucks
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>>105098>>105099>>105100Chud Veteran knocks one of the pieces Jartyworm's head off… It's revealed that he took moderate self-inflicted damage…
>This was either my best idea, or my worst one…The Jartyworm cocks back its tailend, to stab 'dmin 6. 'dmin 6 tries to cut it off before it can stab him.
DUELIf the last digit is less than 5, 'dmin 6 gets stabbed. If it's more than 5, 'dmin 6 cuts the tail. If it lands on 5, the attac merely gets blocked…
>>105096If it's 8 or 9, Shrek shows up out of nowhere and blocks the Jartyworm, then starts eating it alive.
№105108[Quote]
>>105106its 5 'dmin six blocks allowing heartknight to jump up and slash the spike in half. calmjak then fires a /calm/ beam at the two now seperate jarty worms making them calm the fuck down and leave group a alone
№105109[Quote]
>>105108>>8768942White Knight separates the tail blade from one of the Jartyworm organisms.
Perceiving that they can do very little against the party, both pieces of Jartyworm attempt to retreat thru the grate.
The Party focuses their entire firepower on the smaller part, completely obliterating it. The other part escapes.
The escaped part will either grow a new mouth or starve to death. Either way, you reason that it can't bother you for the rest of the adventure, since growing a mouth back probably takes a long time. Even if it does regenrate, it'll probably get killed by Shartycord soldiers…
Your party may proceed.
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>>105109meanwhile, a few wandering 4cucks find the corpses of the small dead turk and greek astros that fought Mokraine a long while back, they grab the corpses and go back to their base, and give the corpses over to some scientist 4cucks, where the astro technology will be reverse engineered
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>>105109soystein attemps to heal as many people as possible, but eventually runs out of medicine and things to give
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>>105111then the party progresses further o algo
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PART 1/2>>105111>>105112Dr. Soystein heals the party members again. He runs out of support items, except for one mystery pill…
The party hears a girly laugh. They turn towards the grate, but she already disappeared…
^Let's just proceed before xhe attacks us, okay?They proceed to the next room…
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>>105113OMGXIZA IT'S ROBOKLEKI!!!!!
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>>105113DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS WHO WAS THAT IS THAT SOMEONE NEW OR SOMEONE FROM THE PREVIOUS ADVENTURE THREAD
№105116[Quote]
>>105115it's robokleki, and it's a new character
№105118[Quote]
>>105117it's not a singular person i think, it's just a term used for when someone avatarfags using oekaki or something, either way, we had kleki, then protokleki, and now we have robokleki, this is just like muh hekkin darwinian evolution, all hail doctor fauci!
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PART 2/2>>105112>>105111At the next roomz the reader may notice a change in the lobby's layout…
In front of the party is a massive glass window.
Behind the glass pane, you notice a security door close. Behind it, you see two Jartys that don't notice you…
THE DILEMMAIf you got thru the door, you'll alert the enemies.
If you shatter the window wall, you'll alert the enemies anyway, and they WILL catch you before the elevator door closes.
If you want to avoid the enemies, you'll have to
stealthily breach the window.
How do you do this? Or do you choose the door?
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>>105119the sixth admin of the website uses his sword to gently cut a rectangle large enough for the team to go through, while also making sure the part of the window he cut doesn't fall down, shatter, and make noise
№105121[Quote]
>>105119use warmpiler's heat ray to melt the glass instead of breaking because melting will be quiet once its melter uses calmjak's powers to cool it so we can cross over it
№105122[Quote]
ermm wont cutting shatter the glass anyway?
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>>105122his sword is super tough, he can cut through tough things very easily, if he just gently cut's the glass, it hopefully won't shatter
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>>105123>hopefullyi think melting would be safer albeit
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>>105124then you would have molten glass pour over next to the team, i don't think that's very safe…
№105126[Quote]
>>105125not really the team would step away untill all the glass was melted to the ground the we use calmjak to cool it off so they can safely walk over it
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>>105126wouldn't the hot glass sizzle and melt the floor causing sounds? we are supposed to be stealthy chuddy
№105128[Quote]
>>105127yeah sizzle but it would still make less noise than shattered glass , and calmjak could cool it quickly albeit
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>>105126>>105127Only one of these will happen.
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>>105129i dont heckin know man OP which do you think would be better
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>>105130Okay. Dubs so I'll do that.
№105132[Quote]
>>105131also, will you do my prompt about the 4cuck astro thing? im very obsessed right now, and i mvst know
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>>105134your a selfish little incel, arent ya? das rite
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>>105132>>105110Swaglord and the Daily Doses show up to Nujarty territory.
One of them discovers a deceased Greek Astro.
>Swaglord, I discovered some advanced tech.>Tag it and bag it. We'll send some agents to recover it.>Yes, sir.… They continue to the NuJarty tower…
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>>105136thank you saar, love from india!
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>>105121Instead of cutting the glass, which is very risky, 'dmin 6 assigns Calmplier and Warmplier to removing the barrier quietly…
<::remember to treat it slowly and evenly, calmplier::>okayOver the course of several minutes, warmplier heats the glass until it melts…
The party hangs back while calmplier cools the melted glass. While not completely silent, the noises produced by the duo don't alert anyone.
If this post rolls in 1 or 2, the glass shatters!
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OH raisin
№105141[Quote]
>>105138NO NO NO. admin thrembo affects the laws of physics and the glass is not shattered BECAUSE I WANT GROUP A TO SUCCEEEED
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im a selfish little chud that wants group a to finally get their way
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>>105142im a heckin incel
№105145[Quote]
>>105139>>105140should have just cut the glass you dumb dumb
№105146[Quote]
>>105145it wouldnt matter OP would still decide to roll anyway
№105147[Quote]
>>105146well ok then, i guess we are fucked o algo
№105148[Quote]
>>105145>>105146>>105147Sword would've technically had a higher chance of failure, due to the cut piece being unpredictable.
№105149[Quote]
>>105148TSMT this is like a dnd moment when you try to be logical and samrt but the
DICE ROLL still fucks you over anyway
№105150[Quote]
>>105149I found it funny sude
№105152[Quote]
>>105151someone has to sacrifice xemselves to hold back the jartys
№105154[Quote]
>>105153everyone aims their weapons at the door and prepares for whatever comes
№105155[Quote]
>>105153selfish little fucks
№105156[Quote]
someone make this a video
№105157[Quote]
>>105153chud veteran pulls out a new drum mag thats filled with explosive ammo and loads it , he crouches prepared to full auto into the incoming enemies
№105158[Quote]
>>105154>>105155>>105157You decide the very cramped elevator is a good place to make a last stand. The entire party attempts to defend it from the Jartytrannies who were alerted.
A Jartymech spurts gallons of their corrosive substance into your elevator, and a Jartybull charges into their and begins smacking your dudes around. You become fish in a barrel. You don't evem know how many are outside!
The elevator door can't close, because of the Jartybull.
Chud Veteran says
>Hold on, I saved frag rounds for emergencies…Rushing the elevator door was a blunder.
№105159[Quote]
>>105158>fuck this..i've lived a good life GAS THE KIKES!. chud veteran says as hes about to sacrifice himself, he gives patrick and his chuds his journal in which he written all his jakking, fighting, and overall chud knowledge and wisdom he accumulated in the soyvil wars. Chud veteran uses all his strength to dropkick the jarty bull out of the elevator. the elevator closes and the rest of group a goes up expect Chud veteran who makes his last stand firing his frag rounds and killing as many jarty cucks as he can
№105160[Quote]
>>105158Jartynem (Eminem but jarty) begins to epically rap about the sixth admin of the website losing and the jarty winning, while also breakdancing like a boss
№105161[Quote]
i was the one who originally introduced veteran chud..his knowledge has been passed on now he can die fighting
№105162[Quote]
>>105158 'dmin six uses his sword to make a hole in the floor of the elevator so the liquid can leak out of the elevator. the hole isnt big enough for anyone from group a to fall in but just large enough for the liquid to go away
№105163[Quote]
>>105153What situation could you possibly use this for
№105165[Quote]
PART 1/3>>105159>>105160>>105162>>105164Outside, Jartynem raps very raisintily about 'dmin 6 losing.
>Jarty blanny mech spurtin gats>Obsessed admin go split splat>Glubby glick glack glack>Orange fluid melting the sharty fag-gots>JartyCHADs transforming em into meals for mag-gots>Splurty splat splot splot>my skin is nearly van-ta-blackMeanwhile, in the elevator, Chud Veteran drops his collection of journals and whatnot, and makes an announcement.
>Take my journal, full of wisdom, because it's all I can leave with you…>This is necessary. Just cut holes, to drain the elevator, and avenge all the casualties.He eats a can of spinach and tips the Jartybull, before pushing it out.
He fires a burst into the Jartymech, destroying it…
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PART 2/3>>105159>>105160>>105162>>105164As the elevator closes, Chud Veteran continues exploding all the Jartytrannies.
Chud Veteran's possible last words are
>You were wrong, Jarty. JAKKIN' NEVER DIES!A Jartysaur grabs him and flails him around. His next burst fires into the ceiling.
The elevator door closes.
'dmin 6 cuts holes into the elevator, causing the corrosive substances to drain. Every organic party member loses 20% of their health from the acid. At least they're still alive.
Yet, the elevator hasn't moved yet…
№105168[Quote]
>>105167its heckin command also is this part 3/3
№105170[Quote]
>>105166chud veteran takes out a rambo knife and slashes it across the jartysaurus and stabs it into xis flesh before finally dying…may xe rest in peace
meanwhile dmin 6 clicks command button
№105171[Quote]
>>105167what will xhe do with the spawner?
№105172[Quote]
>>105171use it to spawn shartycord units around the remaining jarty buildings and inside this one
№105173[Quote]
>>105171The spawner allows 'dmin 6 to spawn whatever he wants to.
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heres a shartycord tank i made yesterday
№105175[Quote]
>>105170The knifing part happens off screen. RIP Chud Veteran
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>>105173swaglordbros… not like this…
№105177[Quote]
>>105176swaglord sissies lost
№105178[Quote]
>>105175so… are we going down there or?
№105179[Quote]
>>105168>>105170You choose to go to the top floor. The elevator ascends for 3 turns.
You see the Jarty's leaders, all sitting in a room.
Soytan says
>Oh, hello, 'dmin 6! Wouldn't you rather go to the Prison floor, where the spawner is?She smirks…
№105181[Quote]
>>105179'dmin 6 says fuck off before using his sword to behead soytan and miss nigress miss circle and their mixed race child
№105182[Quote]
they would needed to kill soytan eventually soon
№105183[Quote]
>>105179the jartyzombies pry open the elevator door where chud veteran was and begin to knaw on the elevator cables
№105184[Quote]
>>105183..i dont think they are strong enough to do that albeit
№105185[Quote]
>>105184trust the plan, WWG1WGA
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>>105185you in a year chuddy
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>>105181>>105182^STFU SOYTA-A red barrier prevents 'dmin 6 from attacking Soytan.
The devil appears.
>'dmin 6! You've been acting too heroically, lately.>You were meant to destroy the fucking Sharty!>It's almost like… you're trying to save it.Soytan bawls with laughter. Her face is literally replaced with an emoji, because she laughs so hard.
№105189[Quote]
>>105186im not a frogslutta thoufh
№105190[Quote]
>>105188stop forcing this raisin nigga, jebus isn't the real jesus, if you played the OG project nexus you would know
№105191[Quote]
>>105190actually i did nigga. And i never said he was the real jesus you dumb nigger..
№105192[Quote]
>>105191yeah but wtf is he gonna do against the devil if he isn't even jesus?
№105193[Quote]
>>105192he still has the keystone fragment albeit
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>>105187anyway..'dmin six gets so fucking mad….he unlocks more of his full potential and his blade transforms becoming stronger and le heckin different allowing him to slash through the barrier and impale soytan in the chest
№105195[Quote]
>>105194this nigger is so salty that 'dmin 6 is losing that he is bending reality extremely hard and coping extremely hard
№105196[Quote]
>>105195i mean..yeah im mad since 'dmin 6 is THE HECKIN HERO AND THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS ADVENTURE THREAD
№105197[Quote]
>>105196you don't need to make him a god like being whenever he begins losing, dumb nigger
№105198[Quote]
>>105197im not making him a god
yet im just giving him a slight buff.
№105199[Quote]
>>105198>he admit's itfuckin' geg, just stop nigga, you are making yourself look like a clown
№105201[Quote]
>>105200the devil manifests a Scranton Reality Anchor and activates it, the device will strengthen reality and prevent bullraisintery and random/unexpected events from occuring
№105203[Quote]
>>105201for example, "x appears" "character suddenly becomes super powerful out of nowhere and defeats you" and other bullraisintery and cheap tactics
№105204[Quote]
>>105200'dmin six shouts and reaffirms that he will continue fighting against and reisiting his heckin evil original nature before going into the elevator and slamming on the prison button
№105206[Quote]
>>105205im trying to keep it mostly fair, while you are trying to make the sixth admin of the website a god, please cease your bullraisintery
№105208[Quote]
>>105207>slight buff>'dmin 6's sword suddenly goes super saiyan out of nowhere and is able to break the barrier>slightyeah, sure nigger, let's see what other tricks you have up your ass
№105209[Quote]
>>105208bet nigga heres a new prompt the aryan chud with the black id pulls out his huge johnson and rapes the sissy cl1ttycel with the pink id in the anus
№105210[Quote]
>>105209>he doesn't realize that makes him gayoh no no no no…
№105211[Quote]
>>105203>>105201>>105204The devil presents a Scranton Reality Anchor.
>For example, if I activate one of these, you won't even be able to use Floydian magic!^I don't care what you say. I'll kill the Jarty, even if it means saving the Sharty!'dmin 6 floats away and disappears…
Does that mean the end of 'dmin 6 adventure?
The Party rushes to the elevator in defiance. They shout
>This isn't the end of the adventure yet! №105213[Quote]
>>105211the party heads to the prison level
№105215[Quote]
>>105214'dmin 6 is somewhere having a spine-tingling slowburn kino classic bone-chilling scene where he talks and reconciles with his past self (just like in my heckin awesomerino god of war 5 dlc and ben 10) but its gonna happen offscreen
№105216[Quote]
It's past bedtime for me… Time flies by when you're having fun
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>>105216goodnight OP see you tommorow
№105218[Quote]
>>105216see you later alligator
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>>105216(prompt this for later)
While on his way to group B , nupol aryan stumble upon small sack filled to the brim with small cubic tungsten steel and he decided to bring it along with him (this will make sense later don't worry) , he also draw one card and cast summon rare permanent item which is bioorganic sword called mimicry that could deliver a Powerful blow and has a special ability to extend itself to reach enemies from long distance (20 meter max) , this combine his strength of 1488 man make nupol Aryan a formidable opponent just below 'dmin 6 since he had antimatter sword
№105221[Quote]
>>105220>Project moonRAPE THIS GAY NIGGER NOW NOW NOW NWOW NOW NOW WNOW NWONWOWNOWONOWONWOOOWOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NWOW WNOW NOW WNOW WNOWNNONOOW NOW NOW
№105222[Quote]
>>105221>ID anonymous People like you unironically posted gay porn and 'zelligpedo coal to children on this site
№105223[Quote]
>>105222WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU SCHIZOPHRENIC JOHNSON EATER TAKE YOUR MEDS
№105224[Quote]
I MEAN YOU COULD JUST SET YOUR ID TO ANONYMOUS USING EMAIL FIELD
№105226[Quote]
>>105216(also save this prompt for later)
meanwhile, the Daily Dose that picked up the greek astro corpse arrive at /sci/ where the astro tech will be reverse engineered, your average /sci/ user is quite smart, so it shouldn't take long to reverse engineer it
also, the /x/ users decide to give goonclown back to the gooner cultists because he already did everything for the 4cucks and isn't needed anymore
№105227[Quote]
>>105226i meant prompt this for later sorry i am a dumb nigger gorilla, hope you understood what i meant
№105228[Quote]
Up
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>>105220>>105226Remind me to do these. I'm waiting for Group A/C to complete their objectives.
№105231[Quote]
>>105229uhhh… i guess deadshot the jartybull on the right? the jartybulls seem like the biggest threat here, so go for them o algo
№105233[Quote]
>>105229Get everyone with guns to spray and pray toward the jarty general direction and warm/calmplier using their power to create a huge blast that knock them down before heart knight and marty tag team the jarty with each of them systematically kill the downed party before they were able to get up
№105234[Quote]
>>105232oh and also, im going to introduce a new character to 'dmin 6's army soon, would i be allowed to do so?
№105235[Quote]
PAIN THE WHOLE WALL WITH THEIR BLOOD AND GORE AVENGE VET CHUD NOW
№105236[Quote]
>>105234It depends on a few things. The spawner allows you to spawn whatever.
№105237[Quote]
>>105236i meant in general, not spawned in with the spawner, just shows up and wishes to join the army, would that be allowed?
№105238[Quote]
>>105231>>105233>>105235Warmplier and Camplier create yet another explosion and disorient everyone in the room, while killing some. Everyone shoots indiscriminately into the room, wounding a few Jartys.
John Feralston uses 3 out of 7 of his charged deadshots to take out the right jartybull. There happens to be a jartyzombie in the middle who gets fully penetrated through the skull.
Marty and White Knight target the Jartybull. It kicks Marty for big damage. He somehow lands on the wall. White Knight stabs Jartybull's massive pectoral muscles, missing the vital organs.
After everyone's finished their planned actions, they hear a familiar laugh. Robokleki is somewhere…
№105239[Quote]
>>105237That kind of thing happens a lot, but it also gets rejected like half the time. You ca send a prompt but there's no guarantee.
№105240[Quote]
>>105239i have had the character on my list for a while, but i never got to prompt it, hope he gets accepted in, he could be good i guess
№105241[Quote]
>>105238John feral blind other jarty bull using his dead shot so heart knight can decapitate it with one swing while the rest take out the remaining jarty
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bump
№105243[Quote]
>>105241White Kniht clashes with the Jartybull. John Feralston uses his 4th deadshot on the Jartybull's eye, blinding it.
This allows White Knight to slice up and down the Jartybull's neck, spilling a liter of blood everywhere. It spins and kicks around, until Dr. Soystein intervenes.
2 Jartyroaches swarm and bite Feralston. Patrick Chudson's team retalites and exterminates them.
Jartybull's head rolls on the Floor. The party has taken over the room.
Two more Jartyzombies, and a Jarty Dinosaur, enter from the prison.
If this post ends in a number less than 3, you encounter a squad of Daily Doses.
№105244[Quote]
>>105243The Robokleki is NOT in the elevator btw, take your meds
№105245[Quote]
>>105244what took so long nigga
№105246[Quote]
>>105245I was away from the thread for an hour or so
№105247[Quote]
>>105243warmplier burns the jartyzombies, feralston shoots at the jarty dinosaur while white knight jumps on the dinosaurs back
№105249[Quote]
>>105247John Feralston regenerates a deadshot, then uses one to shoot the Jartysaur's head. It was a reasonable place to assume to be weakspot, but this isn't the case.
The Jartysaur takes Skibidi Sharty Officer and clamps down on him.
White Knight climbs on and stabs the Jartysaur's back.
Warmplier toasts a Jartyzombie, but the other Jartyzombies are pushing on the party.
№105250[Quote]
>>105249skibidi sharty officer self destructs while in jartysaur's mouth
№105251[Quote]
also marge why cant the party just make a run for the teleporter
№105252[Quote]
>>105250nigga wtf is wrong with you, stop killing off people, did you just come to this thread?
№105253[Quote]
>>105251there are jartys over there, dumbass
№105254[Quote]
>>105249Calmplier freezes both of dinosaurs leg so Patrick chudson and his soldiers could break them with his gun , Marty kick the dinosaur on the side of its head to disorient it as white knight went in for killing blow
№105255[Quote]
>>105251They can, but they're dealing with the Jartys outside the room.
№105257[Quote]
MAKE CALMJAK USES HIS CALM PULSE ITS LITERALLY SO FUCKING GOOD
№105258[Quote]
>>105256thinly veiled faggot, as expected, why are you such a fag?
№105259[Quote]
>>105257It is a powerful ability
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>>105260i forgot why me and him are fighting
№105262[Quote]
Use calm pulse or freeze the dinosaur's legs??
№105263[Quote]
>>105262uhhhh, is both possible?
№105264[Quote]
>>105262calm pulse will affect the jartysaurus and the jartyzombies for alteast 3 turns i think
№105265[Quote]
also shouldnt the shartycord soldiers outside attempt to storm the building
№105266[Quote]
>>105265I was going to do a cutscene where they defeated the main Jarty army and take them prisoner.
№105267[Quote]
>>105266u can still do it after group a gets to the teleporter and heckin uses it
№105268[Quote]
Freeze em, jartycuck will never be calm after being mindbroken by SoyGods and their website gets shut down
№105269[Quote]
>>105268i dont think jarty zombies or the jartysaurus are capable of being mindbroken as they arent really that intelligent
№105270[Quote]
>>105250Skibidi explodes in the Jartysaur's mouth.
Calmplier uses a calm pulse, before attempting to freeze the dinosaur's legs. It WILL calm the jartyzombies, but the last digit needs to roll above 6 to soothe the jartysaur. If it rolls 1 or 0, it causes friendly fire and accidentally calms the party.
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>>105270THE LAST DIGIT IS 6 marge…
№105272[Quote]
wait…6..like the sixth admin of the website
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>>105270john pulls out a lever action shotgun loaded with incendiary buckshot and starts firing at the jartysaururs
№105274[Quote]
>>105273OP, please don't listen to this retard, he keeps raisinposting and ruining the adventure
№105275[Quote]
>>105274nigga what is your problem with me this time?
№105276[Quote]
>>105275since when does he have a fucking incendiary shotgun?
№105277[Quote]
>>105276nigga never played rdr2 and it shows also you did not have any complaints when i made feralston pull out a lever action rifle or when i had chud veteran pull out frag rounds your cl1tty is just leaking i suggest meds and /calm/ therapy
№105278[Quote]
>>8775714>>105270>>105254Turn 1 out of 3 of the Jartyzombies being stunned.
Calmplier freezes the Jartysaur's legs. Patrick Chudson blasts the legs out. The Jartysaur flails its tail around on White Knight. It whips him to the floor, but suffers from a sizeable gash. White Knight gets wounded.
John Feralston VVILL fires incendiary buckshot at the Jartysaur next turn, unless the action is canceled.
№105281[Quote]
>>105278warmplier burns the jartysaur and feralston shoots the buckshot
№105282[Quote]
>>105274>>105279I didn't read the exchange. I think introducing extra abilities is okay, as long as it's reasonable enough.
№105283[Quote]
>>105281Turn 2 out of 3 of the Jartyzombies being stunned.
Warmplier fired a
HOT beam, while John Feralston pumps a load of dragon's breath into the jartysaur. It emits an ear-piercing shriek and flails around frantically, slamming its tail into White Knight, then friendly firing a
calm Jartyzombie. This behavior shows no signs of stopping, making it dangerous to even approach.
№105284[Quote]
>>105283finish off the jartysaurus from range
№105285[Quote]
>>105278Second attempt, Marty kick one of the jarty skull down and trample them to death , white knight leap over dinasour and start hacking away at his neck marioman throw a grenade at one of the jartyskulls near the wall so he doesn't accidentally hit Marty and lastly Patrick chudman gun down the middle jartyskulls
№105286[Quote]
>>105285your late little bro…
№105290[Quote]
Q predicted this btw
№105291[Quote]
>>105284>>105285>>8776075Final turn of Jartyzombies being calm.
White Knight tries to get up to act, only to have his very thoughts interrupted by a tail crushing him. His conciousness gets lulled to death by his lungs collapsing and brain suffering severe damage.
Marty kicks at the Jartyzombies, but Marioman stops him, because he throws a grenade.
John Feralston and Warmplier fire a second burst of flame attacks. This increases the size of the flames. Jartysaur finally shrivels up and stops moving.
Marioman's grenade kills the Jartyzombies right before their calm wears off.
The room is clear, but it cost the Party two of its members. Worse yet, Klekiteen is definitely nearby.
№105292[Quote]
>>105291rush to the fucking teleporter..now
№105293[Quote]
>>105292You finally reach the teleporter room. It's empty… I guess the pad isn't to be stepped on.
What do you spawn?
№105294[Quote]
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>>105293the sharty marines
№105296[Quote]
>>105295marge it wouldnt fit
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>>105293>>105298wait no, i have a better idea, astro jake paul
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a third sharty marine
№105301[Quote]
>>105294You spawn "the sharty marines". Two marines are spawned.
They scream
>Total xeno death!They ask
>What brought us here? Is this the work of the chaoscord?Calmplier types in Israeli tank, spawning a Merkava.
>I have never seen this kind of machine before! Is it made by Aryans?(Too many request for 1 turn)
№105302[Quote]
>>105301have the sharty marines and merkava move out outside the teleporter room and to guard it and continue spawning gemmy creations
№105303[Quote]
>>8776343
>the serinafag is back
fuck my life
№105304[Quote]
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spawn a shartycord tank
№105305[Quote]
>>105301spawn Astro Jake Paul and Strider George Floyd
№105306[Quote]
>>105304we already have a tank dumbass, we don't need another one
№105307[Quote]
>>105306oh honey…no..just no
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the more the merrier also spawn a chud dreadnought while we're at it
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>>105309don't do this, we already have enough powerful things, we don't need a huge fucking mech too
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>>105310fuck it we have the teleporter we can spawn whatever we can albeit
spawn jebson from gemdness combat too
№105312[Quote]
>>105310also wouldn't this thing be too big to fit?
№105313[Quote]
>>105311>he's forcing his bullraisin again since xhe couldn't do it last timeGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
№105314[Quote]
>>105312it will fit if its spawned when the platform is empty
№105315[Quote]
OP please ignore the nigger with the black id, he's gay, has monkeypox, and is proud of it
№105316[Quote]
>>105313wdym forcing? the teleporter literally allows us spawn whatever units we think shartycord needs why you hating nigga
№105317[Quote]
>>105315obessed pink id nigger who hates fun and is a raped tranny
№105318[Quote]
>>105317only niggers rape people, fitting considering you have a vantablack nigger id color
№105319[Quote]
>>105317>obessednui jarty is rubbing off me
№105320[Quote]
>>105319>xir ESL is showingGEEEEEEG, nigger confirmed, trannies ban this nigger, only people with white skin are allowed to use this website
№105321[Quote]
>>105320sorry i meant trannies, not trannies, whatever, you know what i meant
№105323[Quote]
>>105302>>105304>>105305You convince the Shartymarines to guard the teleporter room, citing that you're fighting the Jarty.
>We must cleanse this world of the obsessed filth!Your party keeps scrambling to type their creations.
Requests: Strider, Sharty Tank, Chud Dreadnought
The Dreadnought is too big.
>Shiet, I was walking to tha fentanyl bank! Take me back, mufuckas! №105324[Quote]
>>105321wait wtf, j annies is now wordfiltered? why the fuck did they do this?
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>>105323LOL, i fucking told you nigger
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>>105323marge i checked and the dreadnought is only 4 meters in height
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>>105327Sharty servers are trooning out albeit
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>>105320>only people with white skin are allowed to use this websiteso you mean you admit to calling spadeson spammers, agugugu posters, averi fags and frogcacas white?
OHNONONONONON №105333[Quote]
>>105323spawn Astro Jake Paul
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>>105331Yeah i checked the wiki
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>>105332nice cope black boi, none of those are white, they are all pajeets/mutts, but whatever makes your johnson leak i guess
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>>105334>tranny artstylefuck off nigger
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>>105336im not black albeit please control your bibisi fetish xir.
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>>105331yeah just checked the tabletop figures a dreadnought is comparable to two space marines and a wee bit more in height
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>>105340>xhe enjoys board games for autistic nerdsoh no no no no no no no no… this is just too funny, i can't…
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>>105342i only like the lore i used tabletop for comparison albeit
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>>105341you will never be white you dumb little nigger, not only that, but you just showed that you are a racemixer, which is even more hilarious, keep it up little nigger
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>>105343>the lorethat's somehow even more autistic
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>>105345i mean we are on soyjak.party what did you expect? all of us are autistic nigga
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anyway can we get back to the adventure we can raisinfling each other after the adventure is done
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>>105347speak for yourself retard
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>>8776505
serinafag is the most rational person in the thread..how did this happen
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>>8776505
Marge?
№105353[Quote]
>>105352it's title "Calm4" retard
>>105351to be honest, it's starting to seem like so, he may be an autistic retard, but at least he isn't raisinflinging and throwing a tantrum like we are
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>>105350if this isnt autism i dont know what is
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>>105353how about we just refrain from raisinflinging and fighting like a bunch of selfish little fucks atleast untill the adventure thread is concluded?
№105357[Quote]
wtf was that
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SERINAFAG POSTED PORN
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>RPG about the sixth admin of the website
>thread devolves into infighting and chaos
Yep, the sixth admin of the website is here alright. His insidious aura is felt everywhere
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>>105359holy raisin, you're right
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>>105353Have CALM6 for the sixth admin of the website
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have the 3 chuds under patrick's command operate the tank
№105365[Quote]
Break it down animal style and receal that you can dance like Micheal Jackson. Do this
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we should teleport 'dmin 6 back here
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>>8776596
Scat do not click
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alright do u guys want to teleport anything else? i might want to teleport my OC here headlessjak
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>>8776605
you posted poop porn nigga
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whatever are u guys gonna do more prompts?
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>>8776605
'dmins can see deleted posts. Also why did you postit
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Why is there raisinflinging tho? I noticed that it started near the end in the last thread
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teleport a third sharty marine in here i guess
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also OP can group a just teleport soytan to them and kill her>
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>>8776646
yup issa baiter
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>>8776646
Are you trying to raisin up the thread?
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anyway can we get back to the adventure
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>>8776674
fuck off tranny kill yourself
№105381[Quote]
DNI with light red id xes a frog slutta
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>>8776646
>>8776661
>>8776672
>>8776674
>>8776676
worst bait in history, plus it's a frogposter, incredible, this bait is so bad i just had to reply
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>>105381im the good pink id do not mistake
№105384[Quote]
> Add Filter > ID
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here you go guys
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>>105373>>105379>>105375Focusing on adding these
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>>>8776687
>NO
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alright anyway lets go back to the adventure thread
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>>8776704
projection + cope
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>>8776685
they really are
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^^hide this tranny too
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these threads are so fucking gay lmao
№105395[Quote]
kys frogniggers
lys blepeCHAD
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>>8776730
IT WAS THE SHREK TRANNY ALL ALONG
№105397[Quote]
alright lets continue
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>>105396Stupid donkey there's multiple brogres on this board
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>>105400spawn DOLL SOOT and Kuznetsov
№105403[Quote]
>>105402This is next but it'll take time and trigger a story event
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>>105403ALRIGHT will dmin 6 come back on his own or does he needed to be teleported in?
№105405[Quote]
>>105403Describe the atmosphere of this so I can write an 8 second jingle for this story event
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>>105405Erm… serious. Like an evil plan has been revealed, and the 'dmins are the victims of it.
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>>8776947
>>8776764
>>8776685
t. söicuck taking frogs off of google images
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>>105406evil morty theme…
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>>105402You type the prompt into the spawner's terminal. It procures the first three 'dmins - Soot, Pedo, and Doll, from the 'dmin 6 adventure. You wonder where they were all this time.
>Thank fauci we escaped! You set us free! How did you know?Marge.
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>>105409>set us freeermm… marge?
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>>105409ask them where the heck were they all this time
№105413[Quote]
>>105409spawn a bunch of shartycord soldiers and tell them to occupy the building and kill any jartycucks remaining
№105414[Quote]
>>105410>>105411Marioman asks
<Marge, I'm so confused! What the heck happened? Where were you guys?'dmin 1 explains
>The devil kidnapped us a few months ago and kept us in a darkstone castle in this dark place. I think it was hell… or limbo… Wel, he said he was going to merge us into one 'dmin, but he was missing a few. Did you really not know? №105416[Quote]
>>105414teleport 'dmin 6 here RIGHT HECKIN NOW
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>>105417i think its time for the entirety of group a (including everyone spawned) to move out and join up with group b to destroy the tower and kill astro jarty
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>>105417>>105418you forgot about Alex Chiu
>>105412 №105420[Quote]
>>105417group a before teleporting out of there (they just do okay?) spawn a bunch of shartycord soldiers and a howitzer and tell them to guard the helicopter, they also spawn alex chiu who joins group a
№105421[Quote]
>>105420the teleporter* im a phoneGOD
№105423[Quote]
>>105422marioman, his team and the other admins talk to 'dmin six reassuring him that he doesnt need to be evil and so far hes been doing good because deep down HE IS INDEED A GOOD MAN (this is justt like my heckin rdr2 story)
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>>105423>>105419You spawn Alex Chiu.
Marioman tries to convince 'dmin 6
>You can be a hero. You already helped the Sharty…^No, I didn't. I left chaos and destruction. Have you ever taken a walk in 'jak City park lately?>Why are you doing this?^I… Take Soot, K'uz, and Doll. Form a oldfrogumvirate. Finish the war. I'll stick around. I can even give my antimatter sword… but I can't… save the Sharty. №105426[Quote]
>>105424the sharty marine speaks up and tells 'dmin six to stop acting like a dilating troon and its not the time for him to act like a crying pussy they need to finish the war first.
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>>105427also do this
>>105420 *guard the teleporter
group a in its entirety (include every single teleported/spawned self insert nigga) shrugs and decides to teleport away
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>>105427Alex Chiu gives you some Immortality Rings (they don't make you immortal/invincible, however, they give a small boost to your defense/overall toughness and they slowly heal any wounds you have (it's pretty slow though) (only applies if the ring is on you) (picture 1) and he gives you a Cell Realignment Machine (picture 2) which produces an electron belt that slowly heals you (3rd picture) also here are the schematics of the Cell Realignment Machine (picture 4)
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>>105428>>105420How do they teleport?
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>>105430soot doll koooooz use aryan magic to teleport them and group a to group b's location (they just do because the plot needs to really start progressing more)
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>>105432I'll just say that someone reverses the teleporter or however I try to suspend disbelief in bald man with stubble and glasses adventure thread.
№105434[Quote]
>>8776681>>105394>>105407Retarded award
Go scream into the void award
>>105427But the 4cuck raid?
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>>1054344cuck raid was repelled, shartycord is gonna invade 4cuck in part 3
№105437[Quote]
>>105435no it is
NOT>>8777540meds and kys
№105438[Quote]
THE 4CUCK RAID IS NOT OVER NIGGER I HAVE PLANNED THIS ALL OUT AND NOW YOU NIGGERS RUIN IT I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE
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>>105437i mean swaglord could try to get the teleporter but obviously he will be attacked by shartycord forces who almost defeat the entire jarty cuck force
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>>105439his mech is made out of netherite and has the daily dose nigger
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>>105441i won't let you :) i have a backup plan, i won't let the 4cucks fail that badly, you little raisin
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>>105442i have a backup backup plan involving jebson
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>>105429What kind of insane raisin are you planning with these item bro , I don't understand
>>105433Remember to do my prompt later
>>105439His mech armour render most of the group combat capabilities useless
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>>105444tsmt, SWAG
LORD will be vvictorious
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>>105444also, the items are associated with Alex Chiu himself, look them up
№105447[Quote]
>>105445Thank 'dmin thrembo that op decided against giving swaglord mech armour protection level 4 to jerk you off
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>>8777540
I know you didn't make Cobman Adventure. Kys foodist tranny
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>>105448op will you do my promp about the daily dose bringing the astro to /sci/? you know which one im talking about
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>>105438The 4cucks can still take the teleporter
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>>105449I was saving it for after the spawn arc ended.
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>>8777711
Cobman Adventure's author literally imported Goonclown into my story, and I'm pretty sure he's another ID in this thread. You aren't fooling me.
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>>105451alright, do the alex chiu thing, and the team teleporting out, thank you nigga
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>>105447he won't go out without a fight, and i will make damn sure he puts out a good fight
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>>8777808
falsenvke, ywnb the author of cobman adventures
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>>8777808
Ok, I'll wait for the red ID poster to confirm this.
№105457[Quote]
>>105456Work on the scenes meanwhile
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>>105458i also hope you included the spawned units that went outside the room and they got teleported aswell
№105461[Quote]
>>105458what about the immortality rings and the machine he was supposed to give?
№105462[Quote]
>>105461they were given offscreeen
№105463[Quote]
>>105462uh… ok, now that everyone is teleported out, what do we do now?
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>>105461Alex will come with them, then give the rings and other schizotech.
№105465[Quote]
>>105463OP either does the swaglord scene where and 4cuck try to get the teleporter or a scene with group b and group a combining and heckin going to destroy the tower and astro jarty
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>>105464ok, also, when you said "everyone on the floor" does that include the israeli tank etc that were spawned previously but left the room?
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>>105466i asked him if he included units that left the room he said yes and more
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>>105465i have the first scene planned out for a while and im crossing my fingers and praying to Allah that the 4cucks get to the teleporters, may Allah bless Swaglord
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>>105468chud mech fires his shoulder mounted anti matter ray at goonfroot along with his energycannon
№105471[Quote]
>>105468has everyone already teleported out of the building, or will it take 30 turns for them to actually teleport over there?
№105473[Quote]
>>105472so everyone is still in the roomand it will take them 30 turns to teleport over there?
№105474[Quote]
>>105473no i think the fight with goonfroot is taking place 30 turns in time before the plot with group a
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>>105470Chud Mech fires an energy beam, while firing his anti-matter cannon… 7 turns until the anti-matter cannon reloads.
The antimatter absolutely shreds Goonfroot's shield. So much that it needs to reboot it before it recharges.
Goonfroot wastes half of his PSI on redirecting the Antimatter round from his armor.
^How… How is this not producing Floydian Magic! Impossible! I need to eliminate the threat!In the background, Nupol Aryan and Bruntlemech close in.
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>>105475goonfroot rams into chud mech
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>>105476chud mech takes advantage of goonfrot closing the distance and slashes him with his photon axe
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>>105474so this is happening before/while they got into the teleporter room? so this is happening in the past
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>>105479alrighty then, after they teleportover there, i will have a surprise waiting for you :)
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>>105481wow! so kind for you to do that!
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>>105476>>105477^I bet your armor is junk!>Negated!!!!DUELIf the last digit in the post is:
Less than 3: Goonfroot pushes Chudmech and Cacamech off the mountain for big damage.
Less than 5: Goonfroot kicks Chudmech without getting hit.
5: They hurt eachother with their attacks.
More than 5: Chudmech blocks Goonfroot's attack.
More than 7: Chudmech takes one of Goonfroot's legs.
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>>105483the spirit of Swaglord and Allah is with me, those digits confirm it
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>>105484marge what does goonfroot have to do with swaglord
№105486[Quote]
>>105484>i got tripswelp, it's confirmed, Swaglord and the 4cucks will get that teleporter, Allah wills it
№105487[Quote]
>>105485nothing, im just hoping that the 4cucks get that teleporter, Allah is with me, i just got trips which confirm it
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>>105483same turnGoonfroot is too quick for Chud Mech, plus his technique is nearly perfect. He finishes it off with an elegant backflip…
Chud Mech collides into Cacamech, then they both slide down the mountain. They both receive a lot of damage. It'll take two turns for them to return - right before Nupol Aryan and Bruntlemech arrive.
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>>105488goonfroot attacks the freakbobs
№105490[Quote]
>>105488also, what weapons/attacks does goonfroot have? he doesn't look like he has anything
№105491[Quote]
>>1054883 buff cacas lunge themselves on goonfrot holding them down while nate uses his chainsaw on goonfroot's glass head dome
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WHAT . THE . FUCK . WHERE'S MY NUPOL ARYAN PROMPT OP ?
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>>105490>also, what weapons/attacks does goonfroot have? he doesn't look like he has anythingHe has Telekinesis and other psychic powers. He's based on some hyperviolent anime stuff
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>>105494anything else? like any physical weapons or something? or just magic/telekinesis/etc?
№105496[Quote]
>>105488Anyway , freak squid rush toward nigger Magi to perform DDT wrestling move on nigger magi so nate higger can finally chop him into pieces with his chainsaw and the rest will attack goonfroot at once to prevent him from interfering freak squid action
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>>105496don't do this, it's too op and retarded, we should go slow and easy
№105498[Quote]
>>105497NO WE WENT SLOW AND EASY AND THE PLOT IS TAKING FOREVER TO CONTINUE
№105499[Quote]
>>105495He can physically attack using his mech's hull, like how he kicked Chud Mech. His Telekenesis can be really FVCKINE OP.
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>>105498I'm the reason why jartycat stage takes too long btw
№105502[Quote]
>>105501>>105497Goonfroot himself is OP. I don't see the issue with full party attacks here.
№105504[Quote]
>>105499what about those green orbs on him? are they like lasers ir something, or just decoration?
№105505[Quote]
>>105503impatient little fuck, can't even wait a month lol, do you not have anything else to do but hop on this thread?
№105507[Quote]
>>105506if you have something to do/entertain yourself, then surely you can do that for a month
№105508[Quote]
>>105506tldr stop being an impatient pisscel
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>>105509then it will be rushed and will suck, it's better to slowburn it
№105512[Quote]
>>105494Like akira or certain scientific accelerator?
№105513[Quote]
I have to go for a bit.
№105516[Quote]
im gonna go to sleep very soon, so please come back quickly
№105517[Quote]
I went on an IRL adventure. Sorry.
№105518[Quote]
>>105517i was just about to go to sleep, guess ill be staying up all night then, fuck sakes
№105519[Quote]
>>105518No, go to sleep. My bedtime is coming ip, anyway.
№105520[Quote]
>>105519anyways, where did you go?
№105521[Quote]
>>105520Around town, various shops
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>>105521cool, ill be going to sleep now, i need some good nights rest
№105523[Quote]
>>8781938
i forgive you ya kuchh aur
№105524[Quote]
OP COME BACK YOU LAZY NIGGER
№105525[Quote]
billions must wait
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OP if you don't reply within an hour, you did embed 'p in your last prompt
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>>105528SOOOOOOOOOT SLIT THE THROAT OF THE NIGGER THAT MADE THIS
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>>105528there your award tranny
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What a raisinty thread
№105533[Quote]
Soot. Sooty soot soot Soot. Take the tranny who approved this brimstone, and with its blood, mark the lintel and post of every door and window in your house.
№105534[Quote]
>>105533meant to reply this:
>>105528 №105535[Quote]
Real author of cobman adventure here. The light red id claiming to be me is not me
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>>8777808
You are not fooling anyone
№105537[Quote]
OP here. I think I'm burned out or depressed.
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>>105537Damn nigga, Hope you get better
№105540[Quote]
>>105537You better not killing yourself or else I'm going to hell just to beat your ass
№105541[Quote]
>>105537that sucks man hope you get better soon
№105542[Quote]
Up to keep this thread from getting buried
№105543[Quote]
Are you there?
№105545[Quote]
Another Up
№105546[Quote]
>>105538>>105539>>105540>>105541It's not that kind of depression. I appreciate the sentiment.
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After the adventure is done (or if I quit like an SLF), I'll do an asset dump.
№105550[Quote]
>>105548You are still planning to make ’dmin 6 3, right?
№105551[Quote]
>>105550No. It would drag on for Ϫ months.
№105554[Quote]
I'll try to at least finish this one.
+rolan
№105556[Quote]
The friendly mechs also arrive next turn
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>>105555The Astros fly to goonfroot and put their cannons on the left and right side of goonfroot’s head, then they shoot at the same time
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God bless the janny who deleted the derailer posts
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>>105558The Astros warp to Goonfroot and fire their cannons at his dome, nearly cracking it, but leaving the rest of the mech relatively undamaged.
Goonfrootmech reflexively grabs Astro Buddy and whips Astro Chud.
^AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA №105561[Quote]
>>105560The Astros spam energy balls at goonfroot’s dome while the mechs also fire lasers at the dome
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>>105562Everyone dies and the thread is over
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>>105561Everyone fires cannons on Goonfroot. The hull bursts into green flames which is bright enough to hurt everyone's eyes if they look directly at it.
Goonfroot emerges from the wreckage.
^YOU HAVE PENETRATED MY MECH! NOW I'M UNBOUND! I WILL CALL THE GOONBOT SOON!Goonfroot teleports away. His mech is set to autopilot, since it's technically alive. It doesn't have any PSI power, it can only melee.
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>>105559I think xe goofed off in other threads and got xer home IP flayed alive geg xe literally posted scat porn
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>>105566Bruntlemech picks it up and slams it into the ground gorillions of times
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>>105569I was not around to witness that but still geg
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>>105570Bruntlemech grabs the Goonmech by its crotch, like DJ Trump taught. He slams it into the floor twice, sinxe that's as many as he can do in one turn. The partially beheaded Nigger Magi hops on Bruntlemech's arm for the second time.
The Goonmech has more than half of its remaining health taken by Bruntlemech's attack.
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Note: 'oel, Henry, and 'dmin 7 aren't in front of any of Bruntlemech's weapons
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>>105572Shake off the nigger magi and then crush it with the goonmech, then stomp on the goonmech
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>>105572nuchud or however he is called after going after a triple merge uses one of his aryan rarity magic cards called "thermal ray" on goonmech it deals a raisin ton of damage
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also im glad the thread is back
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>>105551if you're not planning to do 'dmin 6 3 then at the end once nu jarty is defeated have shartycord fire several nukes obliterating 4cuck island and destroy the swaglord mech that way or through a boss fight
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>>105577>>105576I've been deliberating and I think it ought to end on a sort of cliffhanger, like that non-canon ending thread did.
Thanks for the positive comment.
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>>105574PART 1/2Bruntlemech shakes off the Nigger Magi, but also 'oel by accident. They both hold on to Bruntlmech's wasteline.
The swarthy nigger demon fires a niggerball at 'oel.
>AAAGH! The pain is unbearable!'oel's nerves fire like a snare drum as the black flames give him burns.
<YEP BEITCH YO JUS GOT NIGKARBALLED! №105580[Quote]
>>105579Shoot the arm gun at the nigger magi
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>>105575PART 2/2Nupol Aryan deploys an ~-~
ARYAN~-~ Thermal Ray, 18 turn cooldown. It packs so much thermal energy into the Goonmech that it glows and catches fire. Some of its electronics fry up.
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>>105580You probably don't want to do that. It is very powerful, has big AOE, and only has
one shot. Are you sure?
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>>105582dont do it its a nigger move.
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>>105581bash and smash the burning goon mech at nigger magi repedeatly
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>>8823746
thats not possible the creator of cobman stated that if he wanted to do a seuquel it would have a new villain so not the gooners, goonclown should pilot the finale goonbot boss and die with it
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>>105578Don’t forget about goonclown. I want the story of goonclown and the gooners to either completely conclude in a satisfying way in this thread or have a sort of cliffhanger that kind off sets up a cobman sequel.
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>>105585I am the creator of cobman adventure. Gooners won’t exactly be villains, im still figuring out their role
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>>105587didnt you state that at most you would include some gooner remnants?
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>>105585Im ok with goocnlown dying in this thread, but there will be something with the gooners happening later
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>>105588i have not really planned it out yet as the sequel is still one or two weeks away
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>>105590just in time for halloween sort of
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The Goon Gang from cobman adventure will be completely gone, it’s structure completely dismantled. Goonerhell gooners and Goon Gang are not exactly teh same thing, goon gang is kind of an extreme branch of shartenburg citizens converted into gooners
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>>105586Pretty sure the 4cuckers returned Goonclown, and that Goonerhell closed their reinforcement portal.
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>>105585The nugoonbot is supposedly autonomous/ no pilot.
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how about this? have one gooner cultist return back to xis original cobman dimension after he sees this dimension's gooners being BTFO'd and some of them becoming peaceful
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I'm actually surprised Goonclown survived this raisin.
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>>105596i doubt he will survive to the end of the thread
XE CANNOT GET AWAY WITH THIS. №105598[Quote]
>>105597Well, the 4cucks returned him and the party has no reason to reopen the goonerhell portal. In fact, they're probably about to raid niggerhell/niggerlimbo.
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>>105593Yes, but something will happen to teh gooners that entered this adventure, but i wont reveal it just yet
№105600[Quote]
>>105598Didnt u state raiding niggerhell is impossible since you wil burn to death previously? also they still need to kill soytan, astro jarty, The newly built goonbot and goonclown
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>>105598If so, goonclown will probably not be in the cobman sequel, as the portals from goonerhell to shartenburg have been destroyed.
He will probably be hanged by dr. Goon for starting the entire raisinfest or something
№105602[Quote]
>>105600>Didnt u state raiding niggerhell is impossible since you wil burn to death previously?Yes, its hazardous environment quickly disposes of raiders, with few exceptions. However, Niggerlimbo doesn't have this hazard. It's also optional to actually raid Niggerhell/Niggerlimbo.
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>>105602personally i dont think niggerlimbo needs to be raided just needs to be closed and we can do that by destroying the science tower nu jarty built (also raiding niggerlimbo would take just too much time)
№105605[Quote]
>>105603Very well. I can't think of too many reasons to raid Niggerlimbo myself.
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>>105604nuchud uses a healing card on never goon squidward healing him, group b waits untill group a and c arrive then once they do the now singular huge army advances forward
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>>105604Meanwhile astro jarty rages from the jartmart being destroyed, he lasers the ground all around him and destroys everything in his path
№105608[Quote]
astro jarty decides to calm the hell down after that and go and check on the science tower keeping the niggerhell portal open
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>>105606Nupol Aryan heals Never Goon Squidward. The party waits around for 10 turns… Unfortunately, this gives Niggerhell's forces and the Goonerhell remnant ample time to surround Group B.
On the flip side, some of Shartycord is able to reinforce Group B.
Meanwhile… №105610[Quote]
>>105609marge so shartycord armies stormed the remaining nujarty buildings did they find and kill any of the generals/leaders?
№105611[Quote]
>>105610The devil routed them to the Niggerlimbo castle, where they can make new plans to destroy the Sharty. Group A+C ruined his main plan though.
№105613[Quote]
>>105611so…if the science tower can be destroyed and thus closing all the portals that would that piss off the devil and have the nujarty cucks trapped in niggerlimbo forever
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>>105612astro jarty calls up his generals on discuck asking where the fuck are they and what happened to the main forces
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>>105617astro jarty calls up goonclown and tells him to get his ass here and to bring whatever supporters he has left and have the goonmech on the way there (albeit the mech will probably arrive when the tower gets destroyed because gooners are lazy and wont delivery raisin on time saar) . astrojarty also gathers whatever remains of the nujarty army to assist him in guarding
№105619[Quote]
Making some niggerhell enemies
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>>105618Astro Jarty contacts Goonclown over 'cord.
>Aye, nigga. If you gots that Goonbot, drops that shiet NOW!^No worries~ We were gonna do it very soon!>Come over here nigga!^I'm more of a leader than a fighter. I'm gonna goon! HNNG>So… leads your purple niggas over to defend NOW!^The cultists told me that they're ALREADY surrounding Group B with Niggerhell. Bye bye!Goon Clown hangs up. This is possibly xer last appearance in 'dmin 6 Adventure.
>This is BULLSHIET. Ima gather me own army and takin over this raisin! №105623[Quote]
>>105622nuchud uses 2 aryan cards one is called "aryanheaven shield" which summons a giant shield over the mountain peak where group b is if any of the niggerhell enemies enter through it they will be severely weakened and get a lot of debuffs, the second is "summon" summoning 3 chud angels with spears made out of pure vril to further reinforce group b untill group ac arrives
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>>105622the rest open fire on any niggerhell units in their line of sight
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>>105623He can't use two cards at once because one of his hands is holding sword.
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>>105625alright he casts aryan shield first then in the next turn he will cast summon
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>>105623>>105624>>105625>>105627>>105626Nupol Aryan deploys
Aryanheaven Shield, which projects a circle that gives several debuffs to Niggerhell demons. This slashes many stats in half: including speed, health, damage, etc. even projectiles that enter the area are nerfed heavily. This allows the footsoldiers to stomp the 2 brownies in combat.
Everyone opens fire on the Baron, who hasn't stepped into the circle.
Two Caconegroes enter the scene.
Niggerbaron yells
>Don't enter that shiet nigga!<Shiiiieeeet!Next turn, Nupol Aryan will deploy a trio of Chud Angels.
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>>105628chud mech kills one caconegroes using his energy cannon arm, astro chud blastes the second one in the eye
№105630[Quote]
>blastes
saar im not esl saar
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>>105629>>105630Chud Mech and Astro Chud fire at the Caconegroes. One of them dies.
Baron says
>We can't get to them here! Retreat!The Niggerhell demons flee, being thwarted by the Aryanheaven shield.
Nupol Aryan deploys 3 Chud Angels. They'll stick around for five turns and have purple spear attacks.
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>>105631hold the position and wait for the group ac to finally arrive
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>>105632You deliberately wait it out for 8 more turns, protected by the stationary Aryanheaven Shield. Team A+C, now dubbed, Team D, arrives.
Marioman says
>We dealt with the Jartycucks!'dmin 6 says
^Good work, Party… Now we need to deal with NuJarty's allies…Team D is not all that teleported. Whatever was on the same floor as them also teleported.
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>>105633erm…u forgot to add teleported peeps that went out of the room like the jewish tank and two sharty marines also the dreadnought
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>>105634They're further down the mountain.
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This is going to be hard to declutter…
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>>105635okay saar team d and b starts heading towards the science tower, feralston stays in the back he has the sharpest instincts and is the most perceptive so he will spit anyone or anything trying to attack the travelling army from the back
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>>105636take your time on fixing up the army
№105639[Quote]
>>105637The team begins their trek down one of the soybean mountains, towards Science Tower. They encounter the team that held security.
>Harken! We have encountered the xenos of the Jarty, with the darkest of dark skin… They have been transported with us, then they fled…>Leading them, was an attention harlot, claden in metal.>They do plan to attack all of us at once…Wordswordswords Sharty Marines can't meme
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>>105639Tell them to not worry as unless they bring astro jarty or a bigass mech they can defeat xem with mild difficulty they continue walking also getting some shartycord soldiers covering their flank and rear of the group incase of a ttack also im going to sleep saar
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>>105641You gonna do my prompt next, Mate?
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>>105639Alright my turn , nupol aryan swap used deck card for a second one and cast 10 mini portal the size of a palm and dropped 5 tungsten cube in 5 of those portal while the other half face each of the respective 5 (picrel for reference) , it will take a few turns for the cube to accelerate and reach the speed of Mach 1
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>>105644Pew pew Metallic bullet
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This how I picture the results going to be when nupol Aryan redirect all those speeding steel toward jartyniggers
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>>105642I thought it was a joke. It'll be initiated in the background now
№105648[Quote]
>>105643>>105644>>105645>>105646Nupol Aryan uses an
Aryan Teleport Trap card behind one of the soybean bushes. He drops another card that splits the initial portals into five pairs. He drops 25 tungsten cubes down the portal pairs, five each. These cubes get stuck in a loop, until they reach terminal velocity.
The rest is SNCA. Basically, Nupol has a gravity-powered shotgun with five charges. The firepower is fairly high, due to tungsten being used.
Nupol Aryan walks back to the party, concealing the trap in the bushes.
Also, Natekisser the Jarty Harlot creeps up, blending in with Shartycord… He isn't identified as an enemy yet, but he certainly is that…
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>>105640Marioman says
<Don't worry about them. They're pushovers.>Do you dare accuse me of cowardice?<I'm merely keeping morale high…>Go do that with your army… We are in no need.You proceed forth, backed by an army of Shartycords.
The next scene is clear. You can see a part of the Science Tower. Everything looke clear ahead. Despite this, you have a strong feeling that an ambush is imminent!
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>>105648and then… Natekisser uses Jarty magic to make himself look like Nate Higgers
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>>105649Just spawn an armada of jartyniggers already, can't wait to try my tungsten pump method
№105652[Quote]
>>105651Halfway down the mountain, IT happens. The vantablack rifts open… The three-army coalition clamps down on your multi-group party.
Robokleki, concealed in the chaos, aims both arms at your party members.
Undoubtedly, even more enemies will show up every successive turn. You're reaching the Niggerhell portal!
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>>105652Meanwhile the dimensional police are preparing the final option for stabilizing this reality, they will put up a massive forcefield over all the islands, the forcefield will completely block teleportation and make teleporters useless, it will also somehow stop all the sides from advancing their technology.
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>>105653The plan won’t be put to action until after the closing of the niggerhell portal so it does not undo all the work
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>>105652The tank fires at the niggers and the big sharty mech attacks the nigger magi. The Astros attack the dinosaur with their guns
№105657[Quote]
>>105656You see a burst of Floydian magic, yet didn't prompt anything out of the ordinary…
The Israeli Tank fires a cannon round directly into a Baron's head, killing it instantly.
The Dreadnought fires his plasma gun at Nigger Magi, burning tha Fat Nigger's chest.
The Astro Chuds fire at Jarty Dinosaur, doing heavy damage.
The Goon Gangers fire at Cacamech's armor, for zero damage…
Three Negrodemons appear.
JARTY ASTRO DRAWS NEARThe mountain begins to shake. Your party takes note of rocks collapsing, and ruptures of noise… Something is about to happen…
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>>105657nuchud uses his aryan card using
ARYANHEAVEN PULSE it emmits a huge pulse of vril energy dealing heavy damage to niggerhell type enemies only, meanwhile nate slices one gooner in half with his chainsaw while shartycord reinforcements deal with the other two, and the shartycord tank using its main cannon, the machine gun underneath and the autocannons on the side to attack jartysaur
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>>105658Nuchud casts
ARYANHEAVEN PULSE, which deals massive damage to all the Niggerdemons present. It one-shots the Caconegroes, finishes off the heavily damaged Nigger Magi, and heavily wounds the two Barons remaining. This move is brutally efficienct.
The two Barons manage to cast their fireballs at the Israeli Tank, which is a bummer.
The Shartycord tank blasts the Jartysaur with its main cannon, finishing the Astro Chud's job…
Nate Higgers chainsaws a Gooner to death, while the flank guard attacks the others.
ASTRO JARTYCUCK TOILET STRIKESAstro Jartycuck fires another laser in the background, causing a small avalanche that drags some of the Party members down the mountainside…
№105661[Quote]
>>105660chudmech stands up and fires his strongest attack the the goonbot
SPIRAL THERMONUCLEAR SWASTIKA RAYmeanwhile Kuznetsov stands up and pulls out his phone and calls for a kolymanetwork attack chopper to come in to their location to assist them
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>>105659Run over the niggers and rush towards the portal and fire everything avalible while the troops protect the flanks
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also heres a idea on how to kill off goonclown have the ghost of cobman kill him it seems only fitting
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>>105662you mean the tower thats keeping the portal open?
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>>105663I'll leave that up to red ID, aka Cobman creator
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>>105663That would just undo the sacrifice of cobman.
But since the ghost of cobman is established to exist earlier in the thread he could kind of guide the characters on how to fight goonbot and the gooners.
He is not allowed to kill as i want cobman to stay dead so his legacy could play a role in the sequel.
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>>105666TLDR: the ghost of cobman is canon but can’t fight or kill
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have ghost cobman assist the Kuznetsov group with fiighting the goonbot jrassisting them with advice
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>have ghost cobman assist the Kuznetsov group with fiighting the goonbot jrassisting them with advice
forgot to add a space award
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>>105661'dmin 2 calls the Koalyma NSS LARPcopter to assist in the battle. Chudmech fires a devstating
Spiral Thermonuclear Swastika Chest Ray. The Goonbot Jr. retaliates by closing distance and grabbing Chud Mech. Its claw tightens around him.
The helicopter shows up next turn.
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>>105670the shartycord tank fires its main cannon at goonbot jr's eye while also firing its turret and autocannons at its torso
№105672[Quote]
chudmech tries to slash his energy axe at the claw holding him and fire off his anti matter ray
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>>105670Nupol Aryan redirect first volley of speeding tungsten cube from each portal(1/5) toward nugoonbot
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>>105673Nupol aryan is at a different scene, but he can relocate if you want.
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This stupid thread looks like nonsense now what the fucknis going on
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>>105662The entire party rushes down any obtacles to their destination, which is the Science Tower.
On site, the pawns of Niggerhell flood to protect their sacred portal. Jartycuck is also present.
>We couda ben frends… we couda goon to cp togetha… now you bring demons to yo plane bitches! We taking over world! Aint nobody stop! №105677[Quote]
Give me a summary of events
№105678[Quote]
>>105677'dmin 6 performed a 3-team raid, along with the entire army of Shartycord, on the Nujarty coalition. They successfully defeated Nujarty's army and destroyed all of their infrastructure. All that remains are the forces of Niggerhell. Shartycord has to defeat the remnants of the Niggerhell-Goonerhell forces.
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>>105676Ok redirect them toward astrojarty instead before expanding his mimicry to 15 meter to do a horizontal cleave toward niggerhell army with a strength of 1488 men
>>104812 №105680[Quote]
>>105676The tanks, the dreadnought and bruntlemech all rain hell upon astrojarty with their arsenal while all the grounded unit engaged in combat with niggerhell army
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>>105679>redirect them towards astro jartyMarge
№105682[Quote]
>>105679>>105681The first volley of tungsten cubes?
>>105673 №105683[Quote]
>>105681Changed my mind since I can't afford to move him to deal with goonerbot jr yet and it would be a waste to not at least use the tungsten cube volley on him
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>>105676The cultist gooners begin executing normal gooners in the goonerhell camp, as they have failed to live up to the expectations of the cultists
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>>105675I'd like to imagine that it makes sense if it's read from the beginning.
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>>105676bruntefly mech fires a volley of bullets using the minigun on its head shredding abunch of nigger demons and injuring astro jarty a wee bit before using the plasma annihilator firing it at astro jarty.
№105688[Quote]
>>105684^You were supposed to be gangsters… but you turned out to be zombiemen…^^B-but… We're just footsoldiers!^You have failed.^^ACCCCKKK!The goon cultist whips the magnum pistol against the gooner's brain and blasts a bullet through his skull…
Blood gushes from the gooner soldier's brains.
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>>105688other goonsoldiers see this and get heckin mad and the gooner infrantrymen start forming a coup disorganizing the gooners.
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>>105671>>105672The Shartycord tank fires its main cannon into Goonbot Jr.'s eye, while firing a burst intk its molten thorax… Keep in mind that the main cannon can only fire every other turn, which is fairly quick for a tank cannon.
Chud Mech swings his Photon axe at the Goonbot, freeing himself, but also knocking him to the ground. He forgets to use his antimatter cannon, while trying to get up. He should choose a good place to aim.
The Goonbot smashes the Shartycord tank. Three gooners also appear to assist the Goonbot Jr.
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I'll make Chudmech fire his cannon next turn
№105692[Quote]
>>105690the gooners troon out, gaining +69% ATK and -41% DEF
№105693[Quote]
>>105690the kolymanetwork helicopter fires its turret at the gooners before firing its rocket salvo at the goonbot jr's head
chudmech fires his anti matter ray at goonbot's jr arm joint the part that connects his claw arm to his shoulder in a attempt to seperate it
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Hyperborean Retard Wizard casts a hyperborean meteor on Astrojarty.
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>>105679>>105680Everyone focuses their fire on Astro Jarty. This creates dozens of tiny holes in his skin, and scrapes some paint from his armor. It also creates some dents. Unfortunately, Astro Jarty has plenty of health points to deplete. Two caconegroes get caught in the crossfire, one of them dies from Bruntlemech's Avenger autocannon.
Nupol Aryan fires the first out of his five Tungsten salvos at Astro Jarty. They do quite a bit damage… but Astro Jarty's abundant health points dwarf such a number.
The Caconegroes swarm the party with fireballs. This deals moderate damage to various party members.
The other Nigger Demons close in and engage in close combat. This creates more grief for your party than it does relief…
Nupol swings his extended Mimicry to slash 6 Brownies at once. The overall damage is very high, albeit distributed between 6 of them, it isn't lethal.
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>>105694Queuing this for next turn…
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>>105696u forgot my prompt..
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>>105699Queued. It got lost in between the other prompts, sorry.
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>>105692>>105693The gooners troon out, giving them +69% damage and twice the fire rate, but -41% defense points.
Chud Mech gets up and fires the Antimatter cannon at Goonbot Jr.'s arm socket. It gets severed and collapses to the ground. It smacks Charlie and Marilyn on their heads, giving them both bad headaches…
The NSS Koalyma helicopter and the Goontroons have a combat exchange. The helicopter pilot gets wounded but survives. 2 out of 3 of the goontroons are killed. The last one ducks and manages to avoid the heli's gunfire.
The helicopter proceeds to their second attack. They fire their rockets at Goonbot Jr.
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>>105701the gooners oneshot mech chud with their cum (he survives but is badly injured)
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rolan interference
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>>105695Nupol aryan drink his speedbrew and lead shartycord to a charge against the brownie with Nate higger by his side as both of them swing their weapon in renewed frenzy
bruntlemech, cacamech and Dreadnaught shoot down the remaining caconegroes while the tanks continue it's assault on astro jarty
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Does anyone have the archive links for all the threads
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>>105694>>105687The turn opens up with Astro Jarty firing his lasers at Group B's units. The first laser isn't a direct hit, but it does noticeable damage to the Israeli Tank, and to FreakLee. One of Golden's slaves becomes a DNB as a result of this particular laser.
The second laser directly hits Cacamech's right knee, blowing the joint up. It also deals AoE to Golden and his FNWObros, killing one of them, and burning the others. Luckily, their suits have some resistance to the thermal damage. Golden's damage is surface level, almost purely cosmetic…
The Cacamech's pilots squeal as the machine tumbles. It gives the two surviving pilots concussions… They begin crying.
<WE WABBA GO HOE! WAAAAAAAHHHH!Hyperborean Retard casts a Hyperborean Meteor. It does a lot of damage to Astro Jarty, but he has a lot of health.
Bruntlemech fires more 30mm DU ammunition into the demon horde. Some of the shots chaotically go through the portal, but miss everyone on the way out. A few hit Astro Jarty.
The rest of the shots demolish the bodies of 3 Brownies and 2 Caconegroes.
MINI PLASMA ANNIHILATORBruntlemech fires off the
MINI PLASMA ANNIHILATOR. It melts off most of Astro Jarty's face and makes his left eye boil up. The terrifying weapon sheds an entire health bar off of Astro Jarty.
OUT OF FUELThe Bruntlemech shuts down, because it runs out of fuel.
Bruntlefly chuckles
>What a shame! I can't do anything anymore. Anybody got a Sproke? №105708[Quote]
>>105705The sequel to the first thread is on >>/chive/. I don't know if the Sharty archive is even up right now. The wiki has 'chive links
https://wiki.soyjak.st/Adventure_thread#A6A1:_The_Sharty_Killing_Adventure №105710[Quote]
Bedtime
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Note:
SpeedbrewAt the last minute, Nupol Aryan brews his speedbrew. It multiplies his capabilities by three for five turns, but has a cooldown of 15 turns (after effect runs out).
Overuse
You can reuse it before cooldown expires, but it'll cause a crash at the end that renders him unconcious for 15 turns, which can be treated but not negated.
>>105704Saving for later
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>>105707Dreadnought crushes the nearest niggerhell baron to mush using his power fist, he then uses his rotary cannon aka the minigun under his powerfist to shred the second baron and then he fires a fully charged shot from his plasma cannon at astro jarty.
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>>105711(Do this along with my prompt) Astrojarty seeing his army is being taken out faster than they could arrive begin to tap into his yard rage and preparing to charge toward the group using his body as battering ram , nupol Aryan notice this and do the following:
He take a wide stance holding mimicry with both of his hand unequipping the magic card deck and extending mimicry to it's maximum length, he grit his teeth and exert his kuscle to it's absolute limit while preparing to redirect entire tungsten cube currently traveling in Mach three when Astrojarty come within the striking range, he prayed to both 'dmin thrembo and Hitler to give him uber-hyperborean strength and order Nate higger to press up against his back to provide additional balance support(Picrel for reference)
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>>105713Grammar correction: tard rage not yard rage , muscle not kuscle
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>>105707doll calls for dollist reinforcements on his baby phone specifically 2 cacas welding grenade launchers and
cyborg babyjak №105716[Quote]
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something to do with cricknetsov
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Rolan aim
№105718[Quote]
>>105704>>105711>>105712>>105713>>105714>>105715'dmin 3 calls in a squad of Dollist special forces, Demolition Corps. He smiles when he hears they'll arrive at the end of the turn.
The Dreadnought engages in combat with a duo of Barons. They both slash him, before he grabs one with his machine's hand. While he does this, he charges his plasma cannon.
Nupol Aryan drinks a
Speedbrew, which acts like Nitrous Oxide for his entire system. Every one of his capabilities are increased by 3: Speed, strength, IQ, etc., for 5 turns. Reaction time is reduced as well.
He says some nutty fast prayers to 'dmin Thrembo and Hitler, because he's about to give it his all.
He
taunts Astro Jarty.
>If you're so big, act like it. Warp into me, you raisinskinned Jartynigger!>Oh oh oh! So you wish a make suicide order? I be your noose bro!Nate braces Nupol Aryan's posture… He's ready to give it his all, bat and ball… 20 palm-sized tungsten cubes, one bat…
The Astro Jarty charges at Nupol Aryan.
Nupol Aryan and Dreadnought use their charged attacks on Astro Jarty, as he collides with an embedded boulder.
Astro Jarty's face peels off, revealing his skeleton. It's difficult to determine the status of his mortality, but he's still operational.
Various stones are flayed from the ground boulder, as it turns into a primitive claymore. Most of the party isn't tall enough to eat most of the rocks. The Astro Chuds get affected the most, due to size and height. Bruntlemech also suffers some hits, but it doesn't really matter, since he's powered off.
The Dollist Squad arrives.
Every operational mech is slated to engage the Caconegroes in combat, during the next turn.
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>>105716Ok, 'dmin 2 will call a swarm of them during the Goonbot battle
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>>105701The goonbot pulls out a massive TV screen from behind its back and shows epilepsy triggering flashing imagery and gooner propanda
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>>105718doll pulls out a m24 sws sniper and uses it to snipe the niggercacaodemons in the eye, the two cacas with grenade launchers focus on astrojarty while cyborgcaca fires his forearm minigun and his shoulder mounted M202 FLASH rocket launcher at the niggerhell version of doom pinkys
also the sharty marine behind the bruntefly mech starts firing his heavy bolter at astrojarty's head
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>>105701'dmin 2 and chudbot the only ones with a pretty high resistance to goon hypno so they are able to resist and attack the goonbot, the chudmech using his arm energy railgun while kuznetsov pulls out a ak47 with armor piercing ammo and starts firing at the goonbot
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>>105725your post ended with 5 is it bad or is it good marge
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>>105726They have some resistance
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>>105702>>105716>>105720>>105724The Goonbot resorts to psyops. He brings in a massive TV and streams fetish brimstone. Everyone either pops a weird boner or is disgusted with the content.
Chud Mech is very disgusted. He blasts his green ray at Goonbot's TV, censoring some of the content.
The damage has already been done. Pretty much everyone, except for 'dmin 2 and Chud Mech, get stunned for this turn and the next.
'dmin 2 summons 15 crickets.
The goontroon leaks pink neopuss crap on the Chud Mech. Chud attempts to hold in his puke. Rolan in the post.
'dmin 2 searches the goontroons for lootable AK's. They're vantablack brimstone-tier raisin that has no redeeming qualities. Their oddball cartridge is weaker than 9mm. 'dmin 2 cusses at the dusty weapons, but reluctantly grabs one.
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>>105728Also, the Koalyma helicopter crashesbecause of the Goon Hypno.
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>>105728'admin 2 uses the stolen ak to shoot the gooner firing at chudmech. and then mag dumping at the screen
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>>105718Nupol Aryan waste no time and leap onto Astrojarty to perform 10 consecutive swing while Dreadnaught shoot down every caconegroes along with the tanks and this time please get the shartycord and Nate higger to actually fight off brownies
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>>105718Hyperborean retard bless nupol Aryan with extra buff and dollist's demolition corp provide firing support for the ground unit
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also OP if you're reading this can i do a cool prompt cause i have a pretty gemmy idea
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>>105735i look like this btw
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This is definitely a multi-turn prompt.
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>>105721TURN 1/2, DO NOT RESPONDThe Democacas hand 'dmin 3 an M24 sniper weapon system sniper. He shoots a caconigger, without hesitance, because he was thinking about doing it. He racks the bolt.
The thumpercacas fire their grenades at Astro Jarty, for a medium amount of damage.
Cyborgcaca engages in combat with the Brownies and the Caconegroes, sustaining damage during the encounter. He uses his weaponry on the Caconegroes, doing heavy damage. He finishes off a wounded caco, using his M202 non-incendiary…
The Heavy Bolter marine opens a burst of rocket bullets upon the Astro. It does similar levels of damage to the thumpercacas.
Astro Jarty uses his last functioning laser on the Israeli tank. This causes it to explode, heavily wounding its occupants. Sharty Marines basically have 9 lives, and the explosion took a few of them away. They lay stunned for now, and the next turn.
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>>105731>>105732>>105734TURN 2/2Hyperborean Retard buffs and resusicates Nupol Aryan and Nate Higgers.
Nate leads a Shartycord charge to finally get rid of the Brownies. Just like in Doom, the Brownies are particularly vulnerable to chainsaws!
The Dreadnought fires his guns into the Caconegroes, grounding and killing two of them.
Nupol Aryan boards Jarty Astro's lid, and executes a 10-swing attack. This nudges Astro Jarty's health into the orange.
Astro Jarty vomits slop all over Nupol Aryan, pushing him several meters away, and scarring his skin.
Upon impact, Nupol's spine produces a loud crack. He squirms on the floor, but with the help of the Speedbrew, he sucks up the pain momentarily.
'dmin 1 whips out an ancient card that was given to him by Chud Wizard during the Captain Coal Insurgency. It can only be used once per year, and it has to be reserved for the most dire of situations…
He summons The Champion!
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>>8856049
ohnonononono nui adventure cacas…i forgot to add the space before the arrow ill kill myself
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>>105739THE CHAMPION with two precise shots of his
esoteric fiery rocket rifle dispatches the two niggerhell demons attacking the cacas with ease and then starts firing at astro jarty.
meanwhile 'dmin six looks at the champion and hecin reocgnizes him
>Oh my..admin thrembo..its him the chud veteran hes still fighting on even after getting killed by a jartysaurus albeit that fact inspires me somewhat. №105743[Quote]
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>>105742you did not see ANYTHING
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>>105739the esoteric vvizard summons a cannister of sproke and nearby shartycord soldiers grab it to recharge the bruntefly mech
astro chud shoots off the niggerhell baron thats on the dreadnought too
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>>105730Chudmech really can't hold it in… he pukes all over his mech's visor, rendering him blind.
'dmin 2 shoots the goontroon. The goontroon turns around and shoots back a few times. 'dmin 2 gains the advantage.
Goonbot Jr. tosses the goonTV at Chudmech. It squishes the Goontroon. 'dmin 2 barely avoids the TV.
Chudmech is pinned by the GoonTV, and suffers some dents. The GoonTV is broken and catches on fire.
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>>105745Chudmech remembers that the now recharged anti matter ray is perfectly lined up with the goonbot's torso cause of his photographic memory so he fires it before exploding due the vomit getting into sensitive circuitry. Kuznetsov then commands the cricketsov horde to charge, they charge goonbot climbing all over the robot and getting inside any crevices and holes in his armor and start biting off and BTFOing any circuitry or cables inside while kuznetsov lights up a cuban cigar boosting his morale
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>>105746Rolan chydmech demise
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Rolan explosion radii
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>>105746Chudmech fires his last Antimatter ball, using muscle memory and reflex. The shot is so lucky that it initiates Total Goonbot Death. The Goonbot Jr. has a spontaneous core meltdown, causing its nuclear cell to blast all of its energy upwards. All of Goonbot Jr.'s internal parts get fried and destroyed.
Chudmech also suffers core meltdown. His mech explodes into several pieces…
Parts from both people rain down. Luckily, it misses everybody.
'dmin 2 doesn't have to take action. Neither does his crickets. He holds back his tears.
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>>105750FUCK IT WE BALL Nupol Aryan pop a second speedbrew which numb all his pain temporarily , 'dmin 3 and democaca concentrate their fire power toward the remaining caconegroes while shartycord defend them from any brownie attack .
Hyperborean retard channel schizo edit vision into astrojarty psyche blinding him before astrochud ram into astrojarty with full speed .
Nupol Aryan begin sprinting before leaping into the air toward Astrojarty, extending his mimicry and put his everything in a three devastating swing just like his hecking favourite character guts from berserk.
Dreadnaught noticing nupol Aryan intend fires all of his weapon into astrojarty to soften him up before Nupol Aryan strike him
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>>105753Pipe down nigger I don't wanna hear your unfounded complaint that based on conjecture
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>Pipe down nigger I don't wanna hear your unfounded complaint that based on conjecture
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>>105751Rolan this complex plan
№105757[Quote]
rolan astrochud, 7 or more = unscathed, 3 or less = soyacided + damage
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>>105757Yup we're so back
№105759[Quote]
>>105750after goonbot was destroyed..protokleki drops down from the hill and challenges 'dmin 2 to a 1v1.
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>>105741>>105744>>105751Nupol Aryan gets up and chugs another Speedbrew. He's ready to end the battle NOW! The protests his pain receptors make are silenced. Now, he'll crash in five turns…
The Champion fires a burst into a Brownie, while the Democacas work on the Caconegro.
The Champion finishes off Caconegro.
Hyperborean casts Schizo Blind on the Astro Jarty, softening him up.
The Shartycord keeps defending against the Brownies in the background. Nate Higgers chainsaws another one.
Astro Chud rams into Astro Jarty, softening him a little mote.
Dreadnought fires some medium caliber bullets, softening Astro Jarty more.
Nupol Chud jumps onto the Dreadnought, then leaps towards Astro Jarty. His sword fully extends, and he prepares a mighty swing… Astro Jarty is fully softened up, and will take extra damage.
MULTIROLLThe first five replies determine the level of damage and the outcome that comes with it. The last numbers of each will be averaged into one number, rounded upward. If the average number exceeds 5, Astro Jarty gets killed.
Dubs adds one to this number, trips adds two to this number. If it's above 7, Astro Jarty gets gibbed.
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It's time to roll, SLFs
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roll nigger roll
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>>105760Rolling on my own post
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>>105762this 0 just ruined the gibbing potential
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Current Avg = 4.5
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>>105764Unless we get dubs or trips
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You have to reply to the post directly or say roll for it to count btw
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>>105768That'll happen at the end
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FUCKING ROLL
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>>105774>>105772Current avg = 5.25
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Bvmp since frogniggers are trying to wipe this gemerald
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>Bvmp since frogniggers are trying to wipe this gemerald
also here's my roll
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>>105777Final avg = 5.6125
Will doublecheck
Will round up if true
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>>105780still above 5 by 0.4 doe
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>>105780Technically this is above 5 though
\/
OO
>_
55
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>>105783'dmin six pulls out his blade and throws it at the tower's purple orb destroying the tower and the portals close.
№105785[Quote]
Astro Jarty is 100% dead btw, no BS
№105788[Quote]
now only kuznetsov needs to kill protokleki and the war is over
№105789[Quote]
Rolan if Nupol can escape in time
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>>105789Roll I'm not letting my greatest creations die like that
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>>105791>>105790>>105789>>105784'dmin 6 manifests his sword at the last second and throws it into the Science Tower's eye.
It gets destroyed, even though it would've resisted every form of attack.
The Niggerhell demons get pulled through the portal, while Nupol Aryan escapes…
'dmin 6 says
^… Don't let me EVER find you messing with the forces of Niggerhell, for ANY reason.The main objectives have all been complete.
Unless you want to hunt down Goonfroot and Robokleki…?
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>>105792we need to tie up all the loose ends.
№105794[Quote]
>>105793'dmin six pulls out his military radio issuing a message to all shartycord forces to
FIND GOON FROOT AND PROTOKLEKI AND BTFO XEM!!! №105795[Quote]
>>105793>>105794'dmin 6 helps Nupol Aryan up.
He turns to his fellow 'dmins…
^Now that Niggerhell can't reach us, would you care to invite me back to the Soyumvirate?'dmin 1 says
>Gladly.'dmin 7 also asks
>What about me?>Hmm… Maybe you can be manager…^Let's make him 'dmin, too. Why not?Goonfroot emerges.
^^YOU HAVE PUT ON AN IMPRESSIVE DISPLAY. I FORMALLY INVITE YOU TO A DUEL… EVERY 'DMIN VS ROBOKLEKIDo you accept?
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>>105795Now that the portal is destroyed the dimensional police put their plan i mentioned earlier into action, they quarantine the reality and block the use of portals
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>>105795accept only if goonfroot allows himself to be cleansed by admin thrembo and be returned to normal froot if they defeat protokleki
all the 'dmins pulls out their signature unique weapons ready for combat
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>>105796Also, the gooner cultists kill off all the gooners in this universe and then they teleport into goonerhell and go after goonclown to also kill him as he has failed them.
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>>105796This would affect the cultist gooners teleport ability, but the cultists teleport into goonerhell right before this happens
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>>105798YOU HEARD THE COBMAN CREATOR THIS IS NOW
CANON END FOR THE GOONERS HERE
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>>105799Even if goonfroot doesnt have froot's soul it can still be transfered into his physical body after he is cleansed and fixed up by heckin dmin thrembo if goonfroot disagrees to that the condition will be instead that goonfroot has to hang himself
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>>105799Nupol Aryan raps about how he went from being disabled tranny and a rapper with passion to legendary hero that cut down astrojarty putting an end to his terrible reign whom names will be sung by 'teens for centuries
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>>105803And as he done rapping, he collapsed to the ground pain overwhelming his senses before he slipped into unconsciousness
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>>105799A Soyjak wiki impjak appears and starts writing down the names of everyone who participated in the war and all the other autistic info and details for a 'ki page
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>>105798>>105800The Gooners started a war with the Goon Cultists. The Cultists' plans to kill all the gooners has been failing, due to them being outnumbered. They initiate the nuclear option, killing themselves and all the gooners.
Meanwhile…
The angry Chud terrorist laughs as Goonclown hangs to death.
>Hahaha! I waited here for almost a month! Now it's paid off. I wonder where gooners go when they die in Goonerhell?He walks off, relieved of his self-imposed duties. He plans to travel to the Cobman universe, but might settle for another one, if he must…
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>>105807oh my fauci..my self insert came back and completed his mission and had goonclown acked..OP thank you
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>>105802>>105804>>105803^Listen here, Gooner filth. You have nothing left to fight for, because the gooners are all dead here! You might as well hang yourself and return to Goonerhell. Maybe that should be the condition…^^Wait… That might send us to Niggerhell… Okay! We'll accept that we return to Goonerhell and you have Froot back!The duel is ready to begin…
They are transported to the arena's location.
Polchud sing triumphantly
>Fought the good fight, through terrain of all kinds>And when I lost my legs, I was at my lowest…>But now I…
>I don't think I can rap anymore.Nupol Aryan crashes to the floor.
№105810[Quote]
>>105807That’s it, no goonclown revive or any other nonsense allowed. The story of the gooners has ended. We’ll see what happens with the Chud terrorist in the cobman sequel but he won’t be the main character as i have already decided on who it will be
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>>105810I may make him the secondary character doe.
Let’s wait and see
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>>105809Dr soystein arrives with a team of medics to treat the wounded and some mechanics to repair any mechs
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>>105810>>105811Here's the file if you decide to include him somewhere.
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>>105813Thanks. Cobman sequel/shartenburg adventure 2 or whatever i will call it will start some time in the next 7 days or so, maybe already tomorrow or sunday
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>>105812Some lost party members arrive fashionably late.
Dr. Soystein says
>Y'all look beat up. Let me and my helpers treat your wounds. №105818[Quote]
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>>105816'dmin 2 asks for his own iconic ak he left at home instead of the raisinty gooner one, soot also asks for his iconic huge gemerald pickaxe that is larger than a ban hammer and can mine evn the hardest of gems
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>>105816WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
№105822[Quote]
>>105819Goonfroot allows 'dmin 2 to dump the dust gooner AK for a Legendary Koalyma AK. 'dmin 1 is granted his Legendary Gemerald pickaxe.
^NO SWORD FOR YOU THE 'DMIN 6 BECAUSE IT'S STUCK IN NIGGERHELL AND IN FRAGMENTSGoonfroot disappears.
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>>105822summon jiren to skip this coal fight asap
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This is a bonus fight by the way