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On Soysphere Island, many tragedies have stricken the inhabitants. Most recently, the gates of Niggerhell have opened, to reveal an army of undead. A Jarty-Gooner Alliance threatens dmin 6's Cord Empire. The Shartycord convenes to invade the Jarty Empire to restore order once more.
BEGINAs observed in the previous thread (
https://archive.is/JYvhV), dmin 6 has sorted his massive party into three groups. A main group, a secondary group, and an Auxiliary group. These are called Group A, B, and C.
At the Shunker, Shartycord makes last minute preparations, before embarking on their mission to kill the Nujarty.
As it stands Group A has strong infantry, while Group B has strong mechs. Group B may actually be better suited for a more difficult task.
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>>105472so everyone is still in the roomand it will take them 30 turns to teleport over there?
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>>105473no i think the fight with goonfroot is taking place 30 turns in time before the plot with group a
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>>105470Chud Mech fires an energy beam, while firing his anti-matter cannon… 7 turns until the anti-matter cannon reloads.
The antimatter absolutely shreds Goonfroot's shield. So much that it needs to reboot it before it recharges.
Goonfroot wastes half of his PSI on redirecting the Antimatter round from his armor.
^How… How is this not producing Floydian Magic! Impossible! I need to eliminate the threat!In the background, Nupol Aryan and Bruntlemech close in.
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>>105475goonfroot rams into chud mech
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>>105476chud mech takes advantage of goonfrot closing the distance and slashes him with his photon axe
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>>105474so this is happening before/while they got into the teleporter room? so this is happening in the past
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>>105479alrighty then, after they teleportover there, i will have a surprise waiting for you :)
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>>105476>>105477^I bet your armor is junk!>Negated!!!!DUELIf the last digit in the post is:
Less than 3: Goonfroot pushes Chudmech and Cacamech off the mountain for big damage.
Less than 5: Goonfroot kicks Chudmech without getting hit.
5: They hurt eachother with their attacks.
More than 5: Chudmech blocks Goonfroot's attack.
More than 7: Chudmech takes one of Goonfroot's legs.
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>>105483the spirit of Swaglord and Allah is with me, those digits confirm it
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>>105484marge what does goonfroot have to do with swaglord
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>>105484>i got tripswelp, it's confirmed, Swaglord and the 4cucks will get that teleporter, Allah wills it
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>>105485nothing, im just hoping that the 4cucks get that teleporter, Allah is with me, i just got trips which confirm it
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>>105483same turnGoonfroot is too quick for Chud Mech, plus his technique is nearly perfect. He finishes it off with an elegant backflip…
Chud Mech collides into Cacamech, then they both slide down the mountain. They both receive a lot of damage. It'll take two turns for them to return - right before Nupol Aryan and Bruntlemech arrive.
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>>105488goonfroot attacks the freakbobs
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>>105488also, what weapons/attacks does goonfroot have? he doesn't look like he has anything
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>>1054883 buff cacas lunge themselves on goonfrot holding them down while nate uses his chainsaw on goonfroot's glass head dome
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>>105490>also, what weapons/attacks does goonfroot have? he doesn't look like he has anythingHe has Telekinesis and other psychic powers. He's based on some hyperviolent anime stuff
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>>105494anything else? like any physical weapons or something? or just magic/telekinesis/etc?
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>>105488Anyway , freak squid rush toward nigger Magi to perform DDT wrestling move on nigger magi so nate higger can finally chop him into pieces with his chainsaw and the rest will attack goonfroot at once to prevent him from interfering freak squid action
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>>105496don't do this, it's too op and retarded, we should go slow and easy
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>>105497NO WE WENT SLOW AND EASY AND THE PLOT IS TAKING FOREVER TO CONTINUE
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>>105495He can physically attack using his mech's hull, like how he kicked Chud Mech. His Telekenesis can be really FVCKINE OP.
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>>105498I'm the reason why jartycat stage takes too long btw
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>>105501>>105497Goonfroot himself is OP. I don't see the issue with full party attacks here.
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>>105499what about those green orbs on him? are they like lasers ir something, or just decoration?
β105505[Quote]
>>105503impatient little fuck, can't even wait a month lol, do you not have anything else to do but hop on this thread?
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>>105506if you have something to do/entertain yourself, then surely you can do that for a month
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>>105506tldr stop being an impatient pisscel
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>>105509then it will be rushed and will suck, it's better to slowburn it
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>>105494Like akira or certain scientific accelerator?
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I have to go for a bit.
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im gonna go to sleep very soon, so please come back quickly
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I went on an IRL adventure. Sorry.
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>>105517i was just about to go to sleep, guess ill be staying up all night then, fuck sakes
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>>105518No, go to sleep. My bedtime is coming ip, anyway.
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>>105519anyways, where did you go?
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>>105520Around town, various shops
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>>105521cool, ill be going to sleep now, i need some good nights rest
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>>8781938
i forgive you ya kuchh aur
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OP COME BACK YOU LAZY NIGGER
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billions must wait
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>>105528SOOOOOOOOOT SLIT THE THROAT OF THE NIGGER THAT MADE THIS
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What a raisinty thread
β105533[Quote]
Soot. Sooty soot soot Soot. Take the tranny who approved this brimstone, and with its blood, mark the lintel and post of every door and window in your house.
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>>105533meant to reply this:
>>105528 β105535[Quote]
Real author of cobman adventure here. The light red id claiming to be me is not me
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>>8777808
You are not fooling anyone
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OP here. I think I'm burned out or depressed.
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>>105537You better not killing yourself or else I'm going to hell just to beat your ass
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>>105537that sucks man hope you get better soon
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Up to keep this thread from getting buried
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Are you there?
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Another Up
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>>105538>>105539>>105540>>105541It's not that kind of depression. I appreciate the sentiment.
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After the adventure is done (or if I quit like an SLF), I'll do an asset dump.
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>>105548You are still planning to make βdmin 6 3, right?
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>>105550No. It would drag on for Οͺ months.
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I'll try to at least finish this one.
+rolan
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The friendly mechs also arrive next turn
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>>105555The Astros fly to goonfroot and put their cannons on the left and right side of goonfrootβs head, then they shoot at the same time
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God bless the janny who deleted the derailer posts
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>>105558The Astros warp to Goonfroot and fire their cannons at his dome, nearly cracking it, but leaving the rest of the mech relatively undamaged.
Goonfrootmech reflexively grabs Astro Buddy and whips Astro Chud.
^AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA β105561[Quote]
>>105560The Astros spam energy balls at goonfrootβs dome while the mechs also fire lasers at the dome
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>>105562Everyone dies and the thread is over
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>>105561Everyone fires cannons on Goonfroot. The hull bursts into green flames which is bright enough to hurt everyone's eyes if they look directly at it.
Goonfroot emerges from the wreckage.
^YOU HAVE PENETRATED MY MECH! NOW I'M UNBOUND! I WILL CALL THE GOONBOT SOON!Goonfroot teleports away. His mech is set to autopilot, since it's technically alive. It doesn't have any PSI power, it can only melee.
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>>105559I think xe goofed off in other threads and got xer home IP flayed alive geg xe literally posted scat porn
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>>105566Bruntlemech picks it up and slams it into the ground gorillions of times
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>>105569I was not around to witness that but still geg
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>>105570Bruntlemech grabs the Goonmech by its crotch, like DJ Trump taught. He slams it into the floor twice, sinxe that's as many as he can do in one turn. The partially beheaded Nigger Magi hops on Bruntlemech's arm for the second time.
The Goonmech has more than half of its remaining health taken by Bruntlemech's attack.
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Note: 'oel, Henry, and 'dmin 7 aren't in front of any of Bruntlemech's weapons
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>>105572Shake off the nigger magi and then crush it with the goonmech, then stomp on the goonmech