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On Soysphere Island, many tragedies have stricken the inhabitants. Most recently, the gates of Niggerhell have opened, to reveal an army of undead. A Jarty-Gooner Alliance threatens dmin 6's Cord Empire. The Shartycord convenes to invade the Jarty Empire to restore order once more.
BEGINAs observed in the previous thread (
https://archive.is/JYvhV), dmin 6 has sorted his massive party into three groups. A main group, a secondary group, and an Auxiliary group. These are called Group A, B, and C.
At the Shunker, Shartycord makes last minute preparations, before embarking on their mission to kill the Nujarty.
As it stands Group A has strong infantry, while Group B has strong mechs. Group B may actually be better suited for a more difficult task.
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>>105774>>105772Current avg = 5.25
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Bvmp since frogniggers are trying to wipe this gemerald
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>Bvmp since frogniggers are trying to wipe this gemerald
also here's my roll
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>>105777Final avg = 5.6125
Will doublecheck
Will round up if true
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>>105780still above 5 by 0.4 doe
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>>105780Technically this is above 5 though
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>>105783'dmin six pulls out his blade and throws it at the tower's purple orb destroying the tower and the portals close.
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Astro Jarty is 100% dead btw, no BS
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now only kuznetsov needs to kill protokleki and the war is over
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Rolan if Nupol can escape in time
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>>105789Roll I'm not letting my greatest creations die like that
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>>105791>>105790>>105789>>105784'dmin 6 manifests his sword at the last second and throws it into the Science Tower's eye.
It gets destroyed, even though it would've resisted every form of attack.
The Niggerhell demons get pulled through the portal, while Nupol Aryan escapes…
'dmin 6 says
^… Don't let me EVER find you messing with the forces of Niggerhell, for ANY reason.The main objectives have all been complete.
Unless you want to hunt down Goonfroot and Robokleki…?
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>>105792we need to tie up all the loose ends.
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>>105793'dmin six pulls out his military radio issuing a message to all shartycord forces to
FIND GOON FROOT AND PROTOKLEKI AND BTFO XEM!!! №105795[Quote]
>>105793>>105794'dmin 6 helps Nupol Aryan up.
He turns to his fellow 'dmins…
^Now that Niggerhell can't reach us, would you care to invite me back to the Soyumvirate?'dmin 1 says
>Gladly.'dmin 7 also asks
>What about me?>Hmm… Maybe you can be manager…^Let's make him 'dmin, too. Why not?Goonfroot emerges.
^^YOU HAVE PUT ON AN IMPRESSIVE DISPLAY. I FORMALLY INVITE YOU TO A DUEL… EVERY 'DMIN VS ROBOKLEKIDo you accept?
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>>105795Now that the portal is destroyed the dimensional police put their plan i mentioned earlier into action, they quarantine the reality and block the use of portals
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>>105795accept only if goonfroot allows himself to be cleansed by admin thrembo and be returned to normal froot if they defeat protokleki
all the 'dmins pulls out their signature unique weapons ready for combat
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>>105796Also, the gooner cultists kill off all the gooners in this universe and then they teleport into goonerhell and go after goonclown to also kill him as he has failed them.
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>>105796This would affect the cultist gooners teleport ability, but the cultists teleport into goonerhell right before this happens
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>>105798YOU HEARD THE COBMAN CREATOR THIS IS NOW
CANON END FOR THE GOONERS HERE
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>>105799Even if goonfroot doesnt have froot's soul it can still be transfered into his physical body after he is cleansed and fixed up by heckin dmin thrembo if goonfroot disagrees to that the condition will be instead that goonfroot has to hang himself
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>>105799Nupol Aryan raps about how he went from being disabled tranny and a rapper with passion to legendary hero that cut down astrojarty putting an end to his terrible reign whom names will be sung by 'teens for centuries
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>>105803And as he done rapping, he collapsed to the ground pain overwhelming his senses before he slipped into unconsciousness
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>>105799A Soyjak wiki impjak appears and starts writing down the names of everyone who participated in the war and all the other autistic info and details for a 'ki page
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>>105798>>105800The Gooners started a war with the Goon Cultists. The Cultists' plans to kill all the gooners has been failing, due to them being outnumbered. They initiate the nuclear option, killing themselves and all the gooners.
Meanwhile…
The angry Chud terrorist laughs as Goonclown hangs to death.
>Hahaha! I waited here for almost a month! Now it's paid off. I wonder where gooners go when they die in Goonerhell?He walks off, relieved of his self-imposed duties. He plans to travel to the Cobman universe, but might settle for another one, if he must…
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>>105807oh my fauci..my self insert came back and completed his mission and had goonclown acked..OP thank you
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>>105802>>105804>>105803^Listen here, Gooner filth. You have nothing left to fight for, because the gooners are all dead here! You might as well hang yourself and return to Goonerhell. Maybe that should be the condition…^^Wait… That might send us to Niggerhell… Okay! We'll accept that we return to Goonerhell and you have Froot back!The duel is ready to begin…
They are transported to the arena's location.
Polchud sing triumphantly
>Fought the good fight, through terrain of all kinds>And when I lost my legs, I was at my lowest…>But now I…
>I don't think I can rap anymore.Nupol Aryan crashes to the floor.
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>>105807That’s it, no goonclown revive or any other nonsense allowed. The story of the gooners has ended. We’ll see what happens with the Chud terrorist in the cobman sequel but he won’t be the main character as i have already decided on who it will be
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>>105810I may make him the secondary character doe.
Let’s wait and see
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>>105809Dr soystein arrives with a team of medics to treat the wounded and some mechanics to repair any mechs
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>>105810>>105811Here's the file if you decide to include him somewhere.
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>>105813Thanks. Cobman sequel/shartenburg adventure 2 or whatever i will call it will start some time in the next 7 days or so, maybe already tomorrow or sunday
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>>105812Some lost party members arrive fashionably late.
Dr. Soystein says
>Y'all look beat up. Let me and my helpers treat your wounds. №105818[Quote]
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>>105816'dmin 2 asks for his own iconic ak he left at home instead of the raisinty gooner one, soot also asks for his iconic huge gemerald pickaxe that is larger than a ban hammer and can mine evn the hardest of gems
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>>105816WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
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>>105819Goonfroot allows 'dmin 2 to dump the dust gooner AK for a Legendary Koalyma AK. 'dmin 1 is granted his Legendary Gemerald pickaxe.
^NO SWORD FOR YOU THE 'DMIN 6 BECAUSE IT'S STUCK IN NIGGERHELL AND IN FRAGMENTSGoonfroot disappears.
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>>105822summon jiren to skip this coal fight asap
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This is a bonus fight by the way