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On Soysphere Island, many tragedies have stricken the inhabitants. Most recently, the gates of Niggerhell have opened, to reveal an army of undead. A Jarty-Gooner Alliance threatens dmin 6's Cord Empire. The Shartycord convenes to invade the Jarty Empire to restore order once more.
BEGINAs observed in the previous thread (
https://archive.is/JYvhV), dmin 6 has sorted his massive party into three groups. A main group, a secondary group, and an Auxiliary group. These are called Group A, B, and C.
At the Shunker, Shartycord makes last minute preparations, before embarking on their mission to kill the Nujarty.
As it stands Group A has strong infantry, while Group B has strong mechs. Group B may actually be better suited for a more difficult task.
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>>104768>>104771At stage 2, the Commander upgrades the worker cats. He now gains 100 coins per turn, starting with this one. 100 coins added.
BONUS ENEMY IN 2 TURNS3 Jellycats will spawn in 2 turns. They guarantee hits at close range, but have the same health as Basic Jartycats.
The commander spawns a Titan, a Giraffe, and a Gross, costing 225 coins in total.
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>>104773The Giraffe and the Titan also have cooldowns. A Giraffe can be summoned every other turn, and a Titan can only be summoned every third turn.
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>>104773the gross comes over to the sixth admin of the website and kicks him, launching him in the air, the murder drones grab the gross legs and try to make him fall down
meanwhile, the 4cucks mined lots of netherite and got lots of items and cool stuff from the nether portal, 4cuck engineers grab the netherite and start putting it on swaglords mech, which will make it even more durable and tough, swaglord crosses one of the objectives off of the list, since the nether portals and stuff have been complete, and he will now move on to the next objective, which i will reveal in a little bit (it's gonna be pretty crazy, and might help the 4chin army greatly if they manage to pull it off succesfully)
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>>104774Dmin 6 uses his credit card to summon a heckin powerful unit because jarty cats is pay to win slop
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Next prompts will take some extra time
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>>104772Dr goon fully gives up on the shartenburg campaign and scraps all plans of reinvasion, he is a bit less extreme than root and goonclown.
He does not want to start more invasions and focuses mostly on his pills and gooning policies.
He decides to not send more gooners into soysphere island, this may start a dispute between him and goonclown
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>>104775>>104776100 coins are added.
'dmin 6 installs the Jarty Cats app and makes some heckin' pay 2 win purchases. He gets distracted so badly that the enemies ambush him and push him to the left corner.
Liam Vickers and the Murder Troons clash with the enemies, trading damage.
BONUS ENEMY APPEARS NEXT TURNMeanwhile…
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>>104780Titan cat swing his club at Liam vicker and kick murder troon clones
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>>104780Chud veteran focuses and uses accurate burst fire mode to headshot all the cats
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>>104780βMin 6 goes berserk and launches himself at the titan and puts the sword in the titans face
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blud really just abandoned the thread only in ohio fr fr
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>>104778>>104780 (You)
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The 4cuck's have a very successful mining operation. The Nether has so much Gold and Quartz that it's ubiquitous. The 4cucks gain access to a virtually unlimited supply of these materials. Quartz and gold are essetial materials for robotics, therefore this is a critical breakthrough for the 4cuck Empire. They also unearth a large amount of Ancient Debris. They quickly convert it to Netherite, a material that's harder than diamond.
Besides this, they loot structure after structure, attaining an insane amount of artifacts and special loot.
Swaglord's mech plating gets replaced with Netherite, and so do most of its metal parts.
Certain pieces get
gilded, meaning coated in gold, therefore, the gilded parts aren't weaker. This is a stylistic choice.
Swaglord's mech is a really tough nut to crack, if it wasn't already. It's harder than diamond, and 'dmin 6's sword. Nuts.
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>>104785what took so long mein nigga?
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>>104786The post itself took that long.
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>>104785did you mean to reply to that other prompt?
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>>104790Are you taking my prompt too?
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>>104791Sure but the Cultists will probably slip out of line and deploy Goonerbot, no matter what.
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>>104781>>104782>>104783BONUS ENEMY APPEARSAfter 100 coins are added, 90 are spent on the Bonus Enemy, 3 slimecats.
The Titan Cat crushes and destroys one of the Murder Troon Drones. The other cats push Liam Vickers and the remaining drone down.
Veteran Chud guns for the Titan Cat with a precision burst. This does signifigant damage, albeit not enough to kill the Titan Cat.
'dmin 6 attempts to pull off a jump attack, but his chest hurts and his head is feeling light. He collapses to the floor. He should seek medical attention.
His mind races to the 50 tickets he purchased earlier. He'll have to process them at the Gacha and attempt to get some OP Jarty Cats. Ubers, Legendaries, etc. The kind that aren't even cats, really. Of course, he should really seek medical treatment.
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>>104792The cultists act independently and are not under the command of the main gooner government
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>>104793soystein gives the sixth admin of the website some medicine and bandages up his wounds to make him feel better, veteran chud continues to shoot and feralston also starts shooting at the cats
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>>104794I figured that sude
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>>104796They are also fully cut off from shartenburg after the main portal in the hq was destroyed by the collapse and only the cultists can open their own portals.
I say this as i am the author of cobman adventure
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>>104798This is not a prompt, just some lore(i decide the goonerlore because they are my IP or something idk)
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>>104793Use the emergency teleport to teleport to the hospital again if possible
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>>104795100 coins are added.
Dr. Soystein uses advances medicine to treat 'dmin 6. It's very effective, and restores most of his health. It also removes any health-related debuffs.
Veteran Chud and John Feralston tag team the cats. John Feralstonuses deadshot to pop the three Jarty Cats in their heads, doing enough damage to each to kill them. Veteran Chud fires a long burst into the Slimecats, taking them out.
The Commander seethes at the result, so he spams some more trash at the party.
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>>104803Gross cat grab basic cat and throw it at John feralson while wall cat charges in shield up to bash anyone Infront of him
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>>104803feralston and veteran chud continue mowing down the cats while soystein tries to treat vickers, the sixth admin of the website gets up and isn't in pain anymore
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>>104803Dr soystein calls in a big Project that he has been working on for Liam vickers, its the George Floyd murder drone
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>>104804>>104805>>104806100 coins are added.
Dr. Soystein proceeds to healing Liam Vickers.
Gross Cat picks up a Basic Cat, while Wall Cat char
-ACK! Veteran Chud and John Feralston lay down more firepower, this time obliterating the fresh cats.
The deadshot misses Gross Cat, so he throws the dead Basic Cat at Feralston.
The Commander drops 200 coins on some stronger cats.
Dr. Soystein calls for his most recent murder drone - Floyd Drone. It only resembles Floyd, and doesn't have anything else to do with him or other variants of him…
'dmin 6 still feels bummed out about the $241.98 + tax he spent on the in-game purchases.
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Might take an small break from running the adventure soon… besides bedtime creeping up.
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>>104808how long will the break be?
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>>104807Floyd drone grabs the titan cat and smashes it through the floor
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>>104810If I put a number on it, I'd probably get it wrong. I feel like taking a break.
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>>104812Take as long as you need, Bro
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>>104807Dr. Soysteins asks the Floyd Drone to break the game as he's kinda getting annoyed of this raisin
(SAGEing so that you can get your break without some cunts raping the thread)
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WAKE UP
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up
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Will you continue during the weekend?
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>>104819Tomorrow weekend op , better dust off your pad and draw I'm hunger for 'pic conclusion
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The plan is that I'll continue tomorrow. Cheers.
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>>104821Ready when you are, Mate
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>>104815>>104811The real George Drone arrives (the previous view of him was a UI element). He wrestles with Titan Jarty Cat, and slams it into the floor. The Titan Cat gets up immediately, with moderate damage.
The other Jarty Cats attack George Drone.
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>>104828George drone shoots the hand canon into the titan catβs mouth
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>>104827The Astros attack him by shooting their dick guns at his face
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>>104828Gross cat grab more of jarty cat corpse and throw it at veteran chud while wall cat for the second attempt charges into the group shield up in hopes to bash anyone Infront of him and titan cat body slam Floyd drone
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>>104829>>104831100 coins are added, as was the case with the previous turn.
George Drone shoves his Glock cannon into Titan Cat's face, which is arguably the ideal range for the weapon. Its 1100RPM firerate shreds thru its mouth, killing it quickly. It stomps on its torso after finishing the fatal deed.
Gross Cat picks up a Wall Cat's corpse and launches it into Veteran Chud.
'dmin 6 opens up his Golden Tickets, frustrated at no one ackknowledging it o algo.
The Wall Cat and Giraffe Cat charge the party.
The Commander sees that the flow of is advantageous for the Jarty Cats. He deploys a Titan Cat, a Giraffe Cat, and a Gross Cat, eager to finish your party off!
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Brundlefly comes and rants rhis.
>Why can't you do a Halloween event already?
>Yeah yeah the day where Jesus was born which is probably not his birthday anyways dude which was diffused into some Saturnian guy gifting good kids raisin or something and there's funny trees is important enough for December (of course without Jesus, of course) but the day when veil thickens which got diffised into scary masks and diabetes is not important for a month. Easter exists anyways fora Christian stuff so why can't they treat Halloween like Christmas? They are now mostly secular holidays with occult symbolism anyways.
Have a funny response or something very dull adventure thread.
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>>104832Titan cat suplexes Floyd drone and perform elbow drop on it , giraffe cat trample John feral and wall cat engaged in melee with vet chud
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how do i play this game
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>>104833Never goon squidfreakbob Clothesline both goon soldier to the ground , Nate hinger start tearing into one of the downed soldier in rage
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>>104836The core part of the gameplay is that you prompt party members to take actions, during fights.
Their limits will be considered, and the properties of them and the enemies will be considered.
You can also give different types of prompts. Think of text-only games and point and clicks and how they work.
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>>104833Caca mech and batmech tag team goonfroot with whatever attack they have or something
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>>104837>>104839The Freakbob Hosts clothesline the Goons. Nate Higgers eats one of them alive or something.
Banemech grabs Goonfroot while Cacamech lasers him. The lasers cut the rest of Goonfroot's shield down.
Goonfroot deploys a heavy PSI telekenesis push on the Cacamech, pushing him over.
>Helb me up!Cacamech has one flaw - Their mech struggles to get up. He's effectively stunned for the next turn, unless someone can help him.
Two gooners arrive from the portal. Banemech ought to use his antiteleporter to close it.
Supersoldier's footsoldier team xatches up with the party.
^YOU SURPASSED MY EXPECTATIONS. REINFORCEMENTS WILL ARRIVE!Goonfroot calls forces from Goonerhell and Niggerhell like a little bitch.
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>>104840Golden and his companion hold off the incoming reinforcement while muscle baby and freakbob host help caca mech up
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>>104840The astros ram froot at warp speed
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>>104834>>104741Henry and 'dmin 7 work on the Bruntlemech.
Bruntlefly presents a Miss Circe plushie to 'oel to regain the broken trust o algo.
^What is the catch? Is there a bomb in there, you FPE nigger?>I would never put a bomb in here!>Anyway, I think society has taken Christ out of modern Christmas, although it's debatable if He was there in the first place, since Christmas wasn't exactly mentioned. The day where Jesus was born which is probably not his birthday anyways dude which was diffused into some Saturnian guy gifting good kids raisin or something and there's funny trees is important enough for December (of course without Jesus, of course) but the day when veil thickens which got diffised into scary masks and diabetes is not important for a month. Easter exists anyways for Christian stuff so why can't they treat Halloween like Christmas? They are now mostly secular holidays with occult symbolism anyways.Henry opines
<All superstition, according to my favorite subreddits! I personally don't like Halloween, myself. I dressed up as Jotaro Kujo for a party and everyone kept pushing me around, saying "Where's your stand? Where's your stand?" I wish I had a Star Platinum there that night. He would beat the raisin out of everyone there.'dmin 7 responds
^I can be Star Platinum next time.>Well, what about modern Christmas?<It's a Capitalist holiday. Complete coal.^Just give me the FPE doll FPE nigger. β104844[Quote]
>>104843Bruntlefly talks about the ukraine war
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>>104841>>104842Golden's team of FWNO soldiers fight the Goons.
Freakbobs and Muscle Babies help up Cacamech.
Astro Toilets warp into Banemech and Goonfroot. Goonfroot jumps onto Astro Chud and punches him using Telekenesis.
A Magi Nigger Demon appears and begins to absorb the Floydian Magic from the Astro Chud. He transmutes some of the energy to Goonfroot.
>NEEGA YOU WONT BELEEVE THIS SHEEEIT! NEEGA HAS SO MANY FLOYDS IT BE CRAZY AS FUUUCK!Goonfroot's shield begins to recharge from the transmutation. The Floydian Magic also empowers the Magi Nigger Demon.
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>>104845Astro warps really fast to throw off frqqt
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>>104845Freakbob squid and lee gang up on magi nigger as nate higger pounce on one of the goon soldier and begin mutilating him , caca mech will have to deal with goonfroot alone
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>>104844Bruntlefly rants about Ukraine
>The Russo-Ukraine war is really just a senseless bloodbath. Both sides say they're killing hundreds of thousands while maintaining low casualties, but the truth is they're both taking big chunks of meat from each other. You probably shouldn't even volunteer for it, Henry!<That's nice and all, but I prefer engineering to combat. Anyways, your mech is fully repaired. I had to take out some of the crud. What do you want added?You, yes
YOU, pick the weapons and upgrades for the Bruntlemech! What will it be?
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>>104852Make sure the cockpit is in the center of the mech just incase if the enemies go for obvious spot to hit
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>>104853It is. Also marge
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>>104846>>104847The Astro Chuds warp away, leaving Froot on the floor. He easily lands on his feet.
The Magi nigger recharges more of Goonfroot's shield , and fully recharges his PSI.
^THANK YOU. NOW SAVE THE REST OF IT FOR YOURSELF.The Freakbob hosts close in to attack the Magi Nigger. He fires a cluster of supercharged niggerbrimballs at them. FreakLee dodges them, but Freakward can't. Freakward eats all the niggerbrimballs and catches fire. He's damaged greatly and burning.
FreakLee kicks in the Magi Nigger Demon's dome.
Cacamech approaches Goonfroot. Goonfroot opens up a flood of Goon Minions, pulverizing their soft bodies against the CacaMech's frame.
^SUFFER AGONY!Only half of the Goon Minions survive, albeit there are several of them present now.
Goonfroot's shield recharges by 10%, due to it being undisturbed for this turn.
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Cacamech also has a personal 8 gauge shotgun inside, if anyone wants to use it.
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>>104855Cacamech blast away the goon minion with a shotgun so that golden could concentrate his fire power on goonfroot feet and nigger magi, freakbob squid rolls around attempting to put out the fire while Nate higger pounce on nigger magi next . Muscle baby helps batmech up
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>>104835100 coins are added.
Wall Cat and Giraffe cat rush Chud Veteran and John Feralston, while they're down. They struggle to use their guns at close range.
Chud Veteran shouts
>Ima have to wrestle these sons of guns, if y'all are too busy!Titan Jarty Cat picks up and suplexes George Drone. This deals
crippling damage.
<I CAINT BREATHE. MAMA MAMA I CAINT BREATHE!You do NOT want to hear any incarnation of George Floyd saying this…
… even if it has nothing to do with George Floyd, in theory…
'dmin 6 imagines all the awards he could get from the Golden Cat Gatcha.
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>>8751073
>an adventure that has already ended
Nah that was a preview or something
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>>104859Or non-canonical if 'dmin 6 loses…
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>>104858George drone self destructs and blows up the titan cats
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>>104855Batmech uses the anti-teleporter to clone the goonerhell portal
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>>104857>>104862Cacamech blasts a gigantic hole thru one of the goon minions. The rest jump off the mech and assault Golden's squad.
Banemech shuts the Goonerhell portal down.
Nate and FreakLee attack the Nigger Magi. Nate Higgers eats some of his fat.
>SHIEEET MANE STOP AAAAHHHH!Goonfroot, seeing that Cacamech is freed from the Goon Minions, unleashes a flurry of telekenesis strikes, in exchange for 20% of his PSI. This internally shakes the cockpit and wounds some of the caca pilots. It also bends the hull some more and causes the solar roof to catch a flame. This damage is moderately high.
Goonfroot's shields also regenrate by 10% more, since attacks against him were interrupted.
^YES MINIONS! FIGHT IN AGONY!Goonfroot pauses.
^NOW, ENEMIES, TELL ME WHERE YOUR ADMIN IS, AND I'LL GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO LIVE! β104865[Quote]
>>104864Say that βdmin 6 is at the asylum, but when gooner Froot gets there he will get attacked by the patients
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>>104865>Erm… 'dmin 6 is at the Asylum.^RESPONSE HEARD. YOU BETTER NOT LIE.Goonfroot picks up the Nigger Magi and flies away. He gets far enough for the health bar to disappear.
If this post ends with an even number, Goonfroot has a realization and returns.
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Rolan for something else
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>>104866Now that goonfroot is gone, go to that house
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Another roll because schizo
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>>104868Golden's squad shakes the Goon Minions off of them, and the entire party rushes to the Astro Jartytoilet's house.
They accidentally reach th Nujarty Tower first. They see some aftermath carnage, and… most notably, a Fingerboy with a massive Bibisi lodged in its throat.
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>>104870Where's group c ? They are supposed to wait outside of nujarty tower
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>>104871Golden calls Group C.
<I heard that you were reinforcing 'dmin Six's team. What happened?Group C responds
>They didn't call us into the building, so we resumed our objective. How is the assault on the portals going?<Ummm… We're postponing that for a side mission…>Okay, but if we get flooded with Gooners, I'm going to report you for endangering the mission.