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On Soysphere Island, many tragedies have stricken the inhabitants. Most recently, the gates of Niggerhell have opened, to reveal an army of undead. A Jarty-Gooner Alliance threatens dmin 6's Cord Empire. The Shartycord convenes to invade the Jarty Empire to restore order once more.
BEGINAs observed in the previous thread (
https://archive.is/JYvhV), dmin 6 has sorted his massive party into three groups. A main group, a secondary group, and an Auxiliary group. These are called Group A, B, and C.
At the Shunker, Shartycord makes last minute preparations, before embarking on their mission to kill the Nujarty.
As it stands Group A has strong infantry, while Group B has strong mechs. Group B may actually be better suited for a more difficult task.
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>>105171The spawner allows 'dmin 6 to spawn whatever he wants to.
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>>105170The knifing part happens off screen. RIP Chud Veteran
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>>105173swaglordbros… not like this…
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>>105176swaglord sissies lost
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>>105175so… are we going down there or?
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>>105168>>105170You choose to go to the top floor. The elevator ascends for 3 turns.
You see the Jarty's leaders, all sitting in a room.
Soytan says
>Oh, hello, 'dmin 6! Wouldn't you rather go to the Prison floor, where the spawner is?She smirks…
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>>105179'dmin 6 says fuck off before using his sword to behead soytan and miss nigress miss circle and their mixed race child
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they would needed to kill soytan eventually soon
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>>105179the jartyzombies pry open the elevator door where chud veteran was and begin to knaw on the elevator cables
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>>105183..i dont think they are strong enough to do that albeit
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>>105184trust the plan, WWG1WGA
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>>105181>>105182^STFU SOYTA-A red barrier prevents 'dmin 6 from attacking Soytan.
The devil appears.
>'dmin 6! You've been acting too heroically, lately.>You were meant to destroy the fucking Sharty!>It's almost like… you're trying to save it.Soytan bawls with laughter. Her face is literally replaced with an emoji, because she laughs so hard.
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>>105186im not a frogslutta thoufh
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>>105188stop forcing this raisin nigga, jebus isn't the real jesus, if you played the OG project nexus you would know
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>>105190actually i did nigga. And i never said he was the real jesus you dumb nigger..
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>>105191yeah but wtf is he gonna do against the devil if he isn't even jesus?
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>>105192he still has the keystone fragment albeit
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>>105194this nigger is so salty that 'dmin 6 is losing that he is bending reality extremely hard and coping extremely hard
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>>105195i mean..yeah im mad since 'dmin 6 is THE HECKIN HERO AND THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS ADVENTURE THREAD
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>>105196you don't need to make him a god like being whenever he begins losing, dumb nigger
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>>105197im not making him a god
yet im just giving him a slight buff.
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>>105198>he admit's itfuckin' geg, just stop nigga, you are making yourself look like a clown
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>>105200the devil manifests a Scranton Reality Anchor and activates it, the device will strengthen reality and prevent bullraisintery and random/unexpected events from occuring
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>>105201for example, "x appears" "character suddenly becomes super powerful out of nowhere and defeats you" and other bullraisintery and cheap tactics
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>>105200'dmin six shouts and reaffirms that he will continue fighting against and reisiting his heckin evil original nature before going into the elevator and slamming on the prison button
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>>105205im trying to keep it mostly fair, while you are trying to make the sixth admin of the website a god, please cease your bullraisintery
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>>105207>slight buff>'dmin 6's sword suddenly goes super saiyan out of nowhere and is able to break the barrier>slightyeah, sure nigger, let's see what other tricks you have up your ass
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>>105208bet nigga heres a new prompt the aryan chud with the black id pulls out his huge johnson and rapes the sissy cl1ttycel with the pink id in the anus
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>>105209>he doesn't realize that makes him gayoh no no no no…
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>>105203>>105201>>105204The devil presents a Scranton Reality Anchor.
>For example, if I activate one of these, you won't even be able to use Floydian magic!^I don't care what you say. I'll kill the Jarty, even if it means saving the Sharty!'dmin 6 floats away and disappears…
Does that mean the end of 'dmin 6 adventure?
The Party rushes to the elevator in defiance. They shout
>This isn't the end of the adventure yet! â„–105213[Quote]
>>105211the party heads to the prison level
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>>105214'dmin 6 is somewhere having a spine-tingling slowburn kino classic bone-chilling scene where he talks and reconciles with his past self (just like in my heckin awesomerino god of war 5 dlc and ben 10) but its gonna happen offscreen
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It's past bedtime for me… Time flies by when you're having fun
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>>105216see you later alligator
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>>105216(prompt this for later)
While on his way to group B , nupol aryan stumble upon small sack filled to the brim with small cubic tungsten steel and he decided to bring it along with him (this will make sense later don't worry) , he also draw one card and cast summon rare permanent item which is bioorganic sword called mimicry that could deliver a Powerful blow and has a special ability to extend itself to reach enemies from long distance (20 meter max) , this combine his strength of 1488 man make nupol Aryan a formidable opponent just below 'dmin 6 since he had antimatter sword
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>>105220>Project moonRAPE THIS GAY NIGGER NOW NOW NOW NWOW NOW NOW WNOW NWONWOWNOWONOWONWOOOWOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NWOW WNOW NOW WNOW WNOWNNONOOW NOW NOW
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>>105221>ID anonymous People like you unironically posted gay porn and 'zelligpedo coal to children on this site
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>>105222WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU SCHIZOPHRENIC JOHNSON EATER TAKE YOUR MEDS
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I MEAN YOU COULD JUST SET YOUR ID TO ANONYMOUS USING EMAIL FIELD
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>>105216(also save this prompt for later)
meanwhile, the Daily Dose that picked up the greek astro corpse arrive at /sci/ where the astro tech will be reverse engineered, your average /sci/ user is quite smart, so it shouldn't take long to reverse engineer it
also, the /x/ users decide to give goonclown back to the gooner cultists because he already did everything for the 4cucks and isn't needed anymore
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>>105226i meant prompt this for later sorry i am a dumb nigger gorilla, hope you understood what i meant
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Up
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>>105220>>105226Remind me to do these. I'm waiting for Group A/C to complete their objectives.
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>>105229uhhh… i guess deadshot the jartybull on the right? the jartybulls seem like the biggest threat here, so go for them o algo
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>>105229Get everyone with guns to spray and pray toward the jarty general direction and warm/calmplier using their power to create a huge blast that knock them down before heart knight and marty tag team the jarty with each of them systematically kill the downed party before they were able to get up
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>>105232oh and also, im going to introduce a new character to 'dmin 6's army soon, would i be allowed to do so?
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PAIN THE WHOLE WALL WITH THEIR BLOOD AND GORE AVENGE VET CHUD NOW
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>>105234It depends on a few things. The spawner allows you to spawn whatever.
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>>105236i meant in general, not spawned in with the spawner, just shows up and wishes to join the army, would that be allowed?
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>>105231>>105233>>105235Warmplier and Camplier create yet another explosion and disorient everyone in the room, while killing some. Everyone shoots indiscriminately into the room, wounding a few Jartys.
John Feralston uses 3 out of 7 of his charged deadshots to take out the right jartybull. There happens to be a jartyzombie in the middle who gets fully penetrated through the skull.
Marty and White Knight target the Jartybull. It kicks Marty for big damage. He somehow lands on the wall. White Knight stabs Jartybull's massive pectoral muscles, missing the vital organs.
After everyone's finished their planned actions, they hear a familiar laugh. Robokleki is somewhere…
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>>105237That kind of thing happens a lot, but it also gets rejected like half the time. You ca send a prompt but there's no guarantee.
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>>105239i have had the character on my list for a while, but i never got to prompt it, hope he gets accepted in, he could be good i guess
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>>105238John feral blind other jarty bull using his dead shot so heart knight can decapitate it with one swing while the rest take out the remaining jarty
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>>105241White Kniht clashes with the Jartybull. John Feralston uses his 4th deadshot on the Jartybull's eye, blinding it.
This allows White Knight to slice up and down the Jartybull's neck, spilling a liter of blood everywhere. It spins and kicks around, until Dr. Soystein intervenes.
2 Jartyroaches swarm and bite Feralston. Patrick Chudson's team retalites and exterminates them.
Jartybull's head rolls on the Floor. The party has taken over the room.
Two more Jartyzombies, and a Jarty Dinosaur, enter from the prison.
If this post ends in a number less than 3, you encounter a squad of Daily Doses.
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>>105243The Robokleki is NOT in the elevator btw, take your meds
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>>105244what took so long nigga
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>>105245I was away from the thread for an hour or so
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>>105243warmplier burns the jartyzombies, feralston shoots at the jarty dinosaur while white knight jumps on the dinosaurs back
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>>105247John Feralston regenerates a deadshot, then uses one to shoot the Jartysaur's head. It was a reasonable place to assume to be weakspot, but this isn't the case.
The Jartysaur takes Skibidi Sharty Officer and clamps down on him.
White Knight climbs on and stabs the Jartysaur's back.
Warmplier toasts a Jartyzombie, but the other Jartyzombies are pushing on the party.
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>>105249skibidi sharty officer self destructs while in jartysaur's mouth
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also marge why cant the party just make a run for the teleporter
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>>105250nigga wtf is wrong with you, stop killing off people, did you just come to this thread?
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>>105251there are jartys over there, dumbass
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>>105249Calmplier freezes both of dinosaurs leg so Patrick chudson and his soldiers could break them with his gun , Marty kick the dinosaur on the side of its head to disorient it as white knight went in for killing blow
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>>105251They can, but they're dealing with the Jartys outside the room.
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MAKE CALMJAK USES HIS CALM PULSE ITS LITERALLY SO FUCKING GOOD
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>>105256thinly veiled faggot, as expected, why are you such a fag?
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>>105257It is a powerful ability
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Use calm pulse or freeze the dinosaur's legs??
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>>105262uhhhh, is both possible?
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>>105262calm pulse will affect the jartysaurus and the jartyzombies for alteast 3 turns i think
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also shouldnt the shartycord soldiers outside attempt to storm the building
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>>105265I was going to do a cutscene where they defeated the main Jarty army and take them prisoner.
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>>105266u can still do it after group a gets to the teleporter and heckin uses it
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Freeze em, jartycuck will never be calm after being mindbroken by SoyGods and their website gets shut down
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>>105268i dont think jarty zombies or the jartysaurus are capable of being mindbroken as they arent really that intelligent
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>>105250Skibidi explodes in the Jartysaur's mouth.
Calmplier uses a calm pulse, before attempting to freeze the dinosaur's legs. It WILL calm the jartyzombies, but the last digit needs to roll above 6 to soothe the jartysaur. If it rolls 1 or 0, it causes friendly fire and accidentally calms the party.
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>>105270THE LAST DIGIT IS 6 marge…
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wait…6..like the sixth admin of the website