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On Soysphere Island, many tragedies have stricken the inhabitants. Most recently, the gates of Niggerhell have opened, to reveal an army of undead. A Jarty-Gooner Alliance threatens dmin 6's Cord Empire. The Shartycord convenes to invade the Jarty Empire to restore order once more.
BEGINAs observed in the previous thread (
https://archive.is/JYvhV), dmin 6 has sorted his massive party into three groups. A main group, a secondary group, and an Auxiliary group. These are called Group A, B, and C.
At the Shunker, Shartycord makes last minute preparations, before embarking on their mission to kill the Nujarty.
As it stands Group A has strong infantry, while Group B has strong mechs. Group B may actually be better suited for a more difficult task.
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>>104470>>104471Nuchud tries to attach himself to the imp, but this very obviously fails, and nobody knows why he did this.
Cobson Gargantuar screams
>HAHAHA, I'LL TAKE TWO FOR ONE! SEE YOU IN HELL!He jumps in the portal, taking Nuchud and Gregory with him…
Meanwhile…
In the Niggervoid, the three freefall. They are torn apart in a rather painful fashion.
>I FEEL BLISS, GETTING TO SEE MY ENEMIES DISINTEGRATE.Nuchud scrambles for a get out of jail free card… he finds an Rare teleport, of which there's not a Common variant… In this instance, it can take himself and Gregory out of this deadly dimension… but they have to both touch the same card…
>HAHAHA, I KNOW YOU GOT A TELEPORT. YOU'LL NEVER TOUCH GREGORY IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT!!!! â„–104475[Quote]
>>104473marioman grabs the knife and throws it into the niggervoid portal and hit's gargantuar in the other eye, blinding him
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>>104473Lil chud and gregory propel themselves and touch the card at the same time
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>>104476Oh waits thats nuchud
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>>104476They eat meximutt taco causing massive crap which propelled them toward the card
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>>104473marty gets up and takes a raisin
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>>104478Brap*
I hate autocorrect award
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>>104475>>104476>>104478Marioman tries to assist Nuchud and Gregory with a last resort move, or a Hail Mary, if you're a Catholic or into Football…
The velocity is similar to the velocity of those falling in the niggervoid… it's effectively slow enough for Cobson Gargantuar to swat away.
Nuchud braps hard to touch Greg, but is swatted away by Gargantuar…
Gregory cries out
<Listen, Nuchud… save yourself! The void is eating us too fast! Go!Gargantuar goads Nuchud.
>DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. KEEP TRYING TO SAVE THE POLEraisin. MWAHAHAHAHAHA! â„–104482[Quote]
>>104481nuchud grabs the knife and stabs gargantuar with it
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>>104481Nuchud cast a decent magic Lasso and pull Gregory in with it
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>>104481Gregory throws nuchud his rifle to remember him by before he lunges at the gargantuan savagely beating him up with his fists and putting xim in a chokehold
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Also it would been better outcome if you niggers just tie gargantua legs with a rope and pull him into the void instead
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>>104482>>104483>>104484>>104485Nuchud lassos Gregory, and they both get closer. Gargantuar is in between them, preventing their mutual contact.
They both beat Gargantuar.
>I CAINT FEEL ANYTHING BUT EUPHORIA, I ALREADY WON!Everyone's mind get cloudy as the Niggervoid digs deeper.
<USE TELEPORT USE TELEPORT! BRAIN MUSH! â„–104487[Quote]
>>104486DO IT NOW , THE EFFECT WILL RIPPLE THROUGH THE LASSO
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the auditor from madness combat appears
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>>104487Nuchud activates the teleport card at the last moment. They arrive to the surface…
<Uhhh durrrr…. wauh>Hahahaha>troons… arghMarioman cries
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>>104490quick! give them some chlorine dioxide!
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>>104490Meanwhile in goonerhell, the gooners have elected dr goon as their new president after root got killed at the end of cobman adventure
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>>104490Warmplier and calmplier each respectively pull Gregory and nuchud away from gargantuan while other find something to crush him
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You know what ? Someone just go somersault curbstomp gargantua head until it's nothing but mushes
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>>104492(Queued)
>>104491>>104493Giant Caca arrives.
>hewb i need treatment for mouth sting…>waid a minube… i hab the unibersew tweatbentHe hands Warmplier water purification tablets, aka Chlorine Dioxide.
<dont know wtf this is but i won't argue with a giant baby…Warmplier administers the chemical to the being. Maybe it'll help, maybe it won't… who knows?
They attempt to pull Nuchud and Greg from the fleshpile.
>Dude, we need to surgically remove these niggas. â„–104496[Quote]
>>104494Missed this one but the caca should do this geg
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>>104495lil chuddy starts rapping emotionally about the demise of nuchud or something
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>>104495miraculously, the chlorine dioxide actually heals them a good amount, but they are still fused together, so maybe find a scalpel or something?
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>>104498also mariomans knife fell into the niggervoid, so he can't use that to seperate them unfortunately
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>>104497Nuchud ain't gonna die nigga he's built for indomitable human spirit and hyperborea , dying now would be a waste since FROOT himself give him second wind
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>>104498Just straight out rip gargantuan skin that attach to both of them using giantcaca hand while not damaging both of their skin
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>>104495Use magic to fuse nuchud and gregory into one being a ultimate aryan evropean gigachud
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>>104500I never said he would die, lil chuddy just thinks hes about to die
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>>104500>>104497>>104498>>104499>>104501>>104502>>104503Lil Chuddy begins a bar
>Oh homie got another chromie>We shared the same story>We were always best buddies>Now he's fused with a zombie…Miraculously, Nuchud and Gregory gain back their cognition and vitality.
>>That's some fire you're spitting, Lil Chuddy, but I think you should change the tune a lil'>Bro, I'm glad you survived…>>We're still stuck to this nigger…Marioman says
>If I had a knife…Greg asks
<Could you rip us out of this zombie?>That'd probably kill all of you, dude.Patrick Chudson says
>My team is equipped with medical knives…<Okay, so cut us surgically, and attach us to that baby.The caca says
>Nub uh.Sharty toilet says
>We should merge them, actually.Hmm… so many suggestions. What plan will Marioman enact?
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>>104502One problem , Gregory isn't aryan it's like calling slavic Aryan
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>>104504use the medical knifes to seperate them, and give them some more chlorine dioxide o algo, that's it i guess
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>>104505Gregory is half polish and half hyperborean albeit
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>>104504also why would they attach them to the baby lol, very random
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>>104504Lil chud has higher compatibility than the rest since he also touched by Aryan vril but make this a temporary power up before they split off again
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>>104504Listen to sharty toilet dude
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I chudlove balancing powerlevel for thrilling fighting scene
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>>104506>>104507>>104508>>104509>>104510>>104511Everyone agrees to surgicaly remove the two from what was once Cobson Gargantuar.
<Wowz I can't feel a thing…>Agh… I don't feel so great. I'm definitely missing something.A lot of blood pours. Merging is recommended…
Warmplier applies more clorine dioxide for now.
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>>104512warmplier burns the gargantuar corpse to ash, and they dump the ash into the niggervoid portal
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>>104512You merge them, but their minds become intertwined
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>>104515Their minds merge becoming one vrilled up entity
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>>104515Make it temporary so to not messes with their mind any further, the longer the merge the higher risk . Last for 5 turn or something
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>>104517Marge it shouldnt be temporary albeit
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>>104518Having overpowered character isn't fun thoughie
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>>104519Ermm true but jarty forces have a lot of bosses..jartytoilet, goonbot, gooner froot
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>>104520it should temporary because… IT JUST HEKKIN SHOULD OK?
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>>104520I have some creative ideas on how to kill them using whatever resources lying around while conserving energy for hard boss fight
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Idk maine let op decide
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>>104517>>104521>>104523Jarty does have some really OP shiet. A muscly superhuman with a gun doesn't threaten them all that much.
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>>104524Make him be able to use hyperborean lighting becsuse its awesome
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>>104525He'll have the swiss knife magical card deck to be able do that.
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>>104526Aight once i get on my laptop ill introduce a few more characters to help shartycord
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>>104524Wait until I had nuchud to open up a portal Infront of speeding bullet train and redirect it toward one of them , see how they like getting dat BBT shove down their throats
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Im going to start one hell of a war they'll never seen before
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Can we please just not derail?
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>>104513>>104514>>104515>>104516Warmplier sets the "waste" from the procedure on fire and tosses it into the Niggervoid pit.
Lil Chud facilitates the second three way merge in the entire adventure. The resulting entity is a superhuman aryan.
<We are so back…Marioman smiles…
>Heh, and they call us the Auxiliary team… â„–104532[Quote]
>>104530We're not , just trying to kill gargantua and get it over with already
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>>104531the niggervoid portal closes
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Alright where the hell do we go now ?
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>>104531also, what are the gooners and 4cucks doing? just wanna know
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>>104534There's a batmech to be upgraded and an empire to raid.
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>>104531The spirit of hitler starts speaking to the new superhuman and all the achievements of the white race flashes in front of the superhumans eyes
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>>104531fix up the cordbot
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>>104536Henry and dmin 7 go to team golden and install the anti teleporter on the bat mech
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>>104536Alright get everyone to perform medical check up and patch themselves up before proceeding, we need to get them prepare for whatever horror that jarty throw at us
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Who is the leader of the jarty empire?
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>>104542i think it's the jarty astro but idk
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>>104542Astro jarty is the leader, jarty bvll is the general
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>>104536Due to the merge , the Aryan can duel wield both deck card and combine different spell to fullest lethal effects
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>>104533>>104545>>104541>>104537>>104538>>104540The entire party gets a free heal, since it's a military base.
The spirit of Hitler arrives and tells Nupol Aryan that he can dual wield the card deck.
Meanwhile, 'dmin 7 and Henry arrive to the camp of Group A and B.
<This is an anti-teleporter. It can close portals and interfere with teleporters. We want to install it on the Batmech.^Go ahead. Also, check on Group C, please. â„–104547[Quote]
>>104546what are the gooners and 4cucks doing? wanna know what they are up to
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>>104547Gooners are with the jarty gponin and dilating and 4cuck is back on their homeland dealing with sharty partisans
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Hey, I'm the Soyowad guy again lmao
I'mma join in on this
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>>104546Anti teleporter is installed and the auxilary squad is patching themselves up and preparing to head out whenever dmin 6 says to
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>>104546Meanwhile, Soyowad was patching himself up from the FingerScorpions in some Abandoned Place
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Nupol Aryan stock up some red bull and monster energy (it's just like hecking mana potion or something) while grabbing few glass bottle filled with napalm and alas amphetamine (Hitler gave this to his soldiers during WW2 that's where the claim of supersoldier came from )
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>>104546Forgot to ping award
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Correction : it's methamphetamine not amphetamine
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>>104553>pingkys discord tranny
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>>104555Give me a fucking break , I been detoxing from social media for months including this site and got mixed up
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Bed time's creeping up on my end
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>>104546Start marching to jarty after installing the anti teleporter
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>>104558Yeah, I get it lol
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>>104558Goodnight see u in 8 hours
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>>104562>>104564>>104563just a bunch o troons obsessed with their troonslop, dni
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>>104566>madness combat is troonslopneos0ifloopies…
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>>104567it is, retard
host, or creator draw furry goonslop and supports blm or something
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>>104568yeah but the series/animations etc are aryan coded, so it's still a gem despite it's gay tranny creator
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>>104569its still
>LE COLORFUL TROONSLOP WEEEEW IM AUTISTIK AND I LOVE THAT!type of raisin
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>>104570it existed before you were even born lil nigger, also there's not that many colors, it's mostly grey, so you have been DEBOONKED chuddy
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>>104571>its mostly grey WEW which just DEBOONKS all you saidNIGGER ITS AGE CHANGES NOTHING, ITS STILL TROONSLOP MADE BY A GAY HIV NIGGER