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On Soysphere Island, many tragedies have stricken the inhabitants. Most recently, the gates of Niggerhell have opened, to reveal an army of undead. A Jarty-Gooner Alliance threatens dmin 6's Cord Empire. The Shartycord convenes to invade the Jarty Empire to restore order once more.

BEGIN
As observed in the previous thread (https://archive.is/JYvhV), dmin 6 has sorted his massive party into three groups. A main group, a secondary group, and an Auxiliary group. These are called Group A, B, and C.
At the Shunker, Shartycord makes last minute preparations, before embarking on their mission to kill the Nujarty.
As it stands Group A has strong infantry, while Group B has strong mechs. Group B may actually be better suited for a more difficult task.

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teleport a third sharty marine in here i guess

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also OP can group a just teleport soytan to them and kill her>

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add this aryan beast

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>>8776646
yup issa baiter

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>>8776646
Are you trying to raisin up the thread?

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anyway can we get back to the adventure

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>>105372
spawn in Francis E Dec and Terry Davis

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>>8776674
fuck off tranny kill yourself

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DNI with light red id xes a frog slutta

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>>8776646
>>8776661
>>8776672
>>8776674
>>8776676
worst bait in history, plus it's a frogposter, incredible, this bait is so bad i just had to reply

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>>105381
im the good pink id do not mistake

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> Add Filter > ID

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here you go guys

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>>105373
>>105379
>>105375
Focusing on adding these

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>>>8776687
>NO

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alright anyway lets go back to the adventure thread

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>>8776704
projection + cope

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>>8776685
they really are

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^^hide this tranny too

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>>8776694
>>8776689
>>8776685
>>8776676
>>8776681
>>8776674
>>8776664
FROGPOOOPAS…

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these threads are so fucking gay lmao

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kys frogniggers
lys blepeCHAD

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>>8776730
IT WAS THE SHREK TRANNY ALL ALONG

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alright lets continue

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>>105396
Stupid donkey there's multiple brogres on this board

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>>105397
do this

 β„–105400[Quote]

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The Dreadnought moves outside. Patrick Chudson's team enters the Shartytank.

You spawn:
A third Space Marine
Terry A Davis
Francis E Dec
And Hyperborean Retard Wizard

 β„–105401[Quote]

>>105400
GEEMMM

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>>105400
spawn DOLL SOOT and Kuznetsov

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>>105402
This is next but it'll take time and trigger a story event

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>>105403
ALRIGHT will dmin 6 come back on his own or does he needed to be teleported in?

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>>105403
Describe the atmosphere of this so I can write an 8 second jingle for this story event

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>>105405
Erm… serious. Like an evil plan has been revealed, and the 'dmins are the victims of it.

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>>8776947
>>8776764
>>8776685
t. sΓΆicuck taking frogs off of google images

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>>105406
evil morty theme…

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>>105402
You type the prompt into the spawner's terminal. It procures the first three 'dmins - Soot, Pedo, and Doll, from the 'dmin 6 adventure. You wonder where they were all this time.
>Thank fauci we escaped! You set us free! How did you know?
Marge.

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>>105409
>set us free
ermm… marge?

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>>105409
ask them where the heck were they all this time

 β„–105412[Quote]

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>>105409
spawn Alex Chiu

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>>105409
spawn a bunch of shartycord soldiers and tell them to occupy the building and kill any jartycucks remaining

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>>105410
>>105411
Marioman asks
<Marge, I'm so confused! What the heck happened? Where were you guys?
'dmin 1 explains
>The devil kidnapped us a few months ago and kept us in a darkstone castle in this dark place. I think it was hell… or limbo… Wel, he said he was going to merge us into one 'dmin, but he was missing a few. Did you really not know?

 β„–105415[Quote]

>>105414
OOOOOH MMYYY GAWWWWWD IS THAT WHERE 'DMIN 6 WENT?????

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>>105414
teleport 'dmin 6 here RIGHT HECKIN NOW

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>>105415
>>105416
You retrieve 'dmin 6.
^I was stuck in Niggerlimbo…

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>>105417
i think its time for the entirety of group a (including everyone spawned) to move out and join up with group b to destroy the tower and kill astro jarty

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>>105417
>>105418
you forgot about Alex Chiu >>105412

 β„–105420[Quote]

>>105417
group a before teleporting out of there (they just do okay?) spawn a bunch of shartycord soldiers and a howitzer and tell them to guard the helicopter, they also spawn alex chiu who joins group a

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>>105420
the teleporter* im a phoneGOD

 β„–105422[Quote]

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>>105418
>Come on, we need to mobilize!
^I'm sorry, but I resign as the 'dmin of Shartycord. My only purpose is to destroy the Sharty, and I already did that… I can't save the Sharty… I can't help you anymore.

 β„–105423[Quote]

>>105422
marioman, his team and the other admins talk to 'dmin six reassuring him that he doesnt need to be evil and so far hes been doing good because deep down HE IS INDEED A GOOD MAN (this is justt like my heckin rdr2 story)

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>>105423
>>105419
You spawn Alex Chiu.

Marioman tries to convince 'dmin 6
>You can be a hero. You already helped the Sharty…
^No, I didn't. I left chaos and destruction. Have you ever taken a walk in 'jak City park lately?
>Why are you doing this?
^I… Take Soot, K'uz, and Doll. Form a oldfrogumvirate. Finish the war. I'll stick around. I can even give my antimatter sword… but I can't… save the Sharty.

 β„–105425[Quote]

>>105424
*new Soyumvirate

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>>105424
the sharty marine speaks up and tells 'dmin six to stop acting like a dilating troon and its not the time for him to act like a crying pussy they need to finish the war first.

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>>105426
The Sharty marine says
>You sound like a seething tranny. Man up and be a real soyteen.
^I can only impede you. I don't say his as an 'dmin, but as a soyteen: Go out there and save the Sharty.

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>>105427
also do this >>105420 *guard the teleporter


group a in its entirety (include every single teleported/spawned self insert nigga) shrugs and decides to teleport away

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>>105427
Alex Chiu gives you some Immortality Rings (they don't make you immortal/invincible, however, they give a small boost to your defense/overall toughness and they slowly heal any wounds you have (it's pretty slow though) (only applies if the ring is on you) (picture 1) and he gives you a Cell Realignment Machine (picture 2) which produces an electron belt that slowly heals you (3rd picture) also here are the schematics of the Cell Realignment Machine (picture 4)

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>>105428
>>105420
How do they teleport?

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>>105429
Who is "you"?

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>>105430
soot doll koooooz use aryan magic to teleport them and group a to group b's location (they just do because the plot needs to really start progressing more)

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>>105432
I'll just say that someone reverses the teleporter or however I try to suspend disbelief in bald man with stubble and glasses adventure thread.

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>>8776681
>>105394
>>105407
Retarded award
Go scream into the void award
>>105427
But the 4cuck raid?

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>>105434
4cuck raid was repelled, shartycord is gonna invade 4cuck in part 3

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>>105435
no it is NOT
>>8777540
meds and kys

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THE 4CUCK RAID IS NOT OVER NIGGER I HAVE PLANNED THIS ALL OUT AND NOW YOU NIGGERS RUIN IT I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE

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>>105437
i mean swaglord could try to get the teleporter but obviously he will be attacked by shartycord forces who almost defeat the entire jarty cuck force

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>>105439
his mech is made out of netherite and has the daily dose nigger

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>>105440
okay but what if a shartycord soldier decides to destroy the teleporter so swaglord wont be able to get it

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>>105441
i won't let you :) i have a backup plan, i won't let the 4cucks fail that badly, you little raisin

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>>105442
i have a backup backup plan involving jebson

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>>105429
What kind of insane raisin are you planning with these item bro , I don't understand
>>105433
Remember to do my prompt later
>>105439
His mech armour render most of the group combat capabilities useless

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>>105444
tsmt, SWAGLORD will be vvictorious

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>>105444
also, the items are associated with Alex Chiu himself, look them up

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>>105445
Thank 'dmin thrembo that op decided against giving swaglord mech armour protection level 4 to jerk you off

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>>8777540
I know you didn't make Cobman Adventure. Kys foodist tranny

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>>105448
op will you do my promp about the daily dose bringing the astro to /sci/? you know which one im talking about

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>>105438
The 4cucks can still take the teleporter

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>>105449
I was saving it for after the spawn arc ended.

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>>8777711
Cobman Adventure's author literally imported Goonclown into my story, and I'm pretty sure he's another ID in this thread. You aren't fooling me.

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>>105451
alright, do the alex chiu thing, and the team teleporting out, thank you nigga

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>>105447
he won't go out without a fight, and i will make damn sure he puts out a good fight

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>>8777808
falsenvke, ywnb the author of cobman adventures

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>>8777808
Ok, I'll wait for the red ID poster to confirm this.

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>>105456
Work on the scenes meanwhile

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You spawn 12 alt universe Shartycord soldiers, then Alex Chiu installs his teleportation converter. He flips the switch, then everyone on the floor is whisked away to Group B's location…

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>>105458
i also hope you included the spawned units that went outside the room and they got teleported aswell

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>>105459
Yes, and more…

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>>105458
what about the immortality rings and the machine he was supposed to give?

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>>105461
they were given offscreeen

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>>105462
uh… ok, now that everyone is teleported out, what do we do now?

 β„–105464[Quote]

>>105461
Alex will come with them, then give the rings and other schizotech.

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>>105463
OP either does the swaglord scene where and 4cuck try to get the teleporter or a scene with group b and group a combining and heckin going to destroy the tower and astro jarty

 β„–105466[Quote]

>>105464
ok, also, when you said "everyone on the floor" does that include the israeli tank etc that were spawned previously but left the room?

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>>105466
i asked him if he included units that left the room he said yes and more

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30 turns ago…
Group B waits for Nuchud and Bruntlemech… both will arrive simultaneously, in about 5 turns…
They have to deal with Goonfroot!

Little do they know it, they're also waiting for the spawned units + A + C to merge into them.

Nuchud VILL arrive with the sword and bags of tungsten…

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>>105465
i have the first scene planned out for a while and im crossing my fingers and praying to Allah that the 4cucks get to the teleporters, may Allah bless Swaglord

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>>105468
chud mech fires his shoulder mounted anti matter ray at goonfroot along with his energycannon

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>>105468
has everyone already teleported out of the building, or will it take 30 turns for them to actually teleport over there?

 β„–105472[Quote]

>>105471
the latter



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