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 6480[Quote]

market is over-reacting to VZ earnings

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At what point should I slurp NVDA? $60?

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test

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>>6465 (OP)
>$TSLA up after hours with a significant miss because Elon made a promise
Fell for it again award

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Fine, I will sell Maersk. I’ll buy again tomorrow when it falls 5% for no reason

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I just ate an entire chocolate easter bunny

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Why TSLA is up 7% at premarket? Should i fomo or is just another bull trap? Im so done mumusisters

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backlink
>>6459
>>6459

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It is crazy how this country is happy only when boomers are happy.

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TSLA has fallen to 2021 level revenue. All their tech isn't working, built on false promises, and designed by jeets. Chy-na is absolutely mogging Tesla right now, including announcing a five minute charging tech for CATL and BYD EVs that won't work with Tesla batteries. This is a nothing stonk that can never and will never deliver a single thing they promised and yet reddit is going all in. Absolutely a bull trap. Also I want to fuck Yoko Kubota.

>>8435
Boomers deadass saw this painting and went
>Yep, this is it

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>he didn’t slurp VTI under $250

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>>6481
Cant believe that raisin is above $80 with everything going on

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Bold move Cotton, let's wait and see what they do for their next funding round.

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WARNING
BESSENT OPENS HIS MOUTH IN 2 HOURS
WARNING

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>>8451
Link from Bessent's twitter account
https://vimeo.com/event/5054312/12805a306f

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>>8453
OPEN THE FUCKING MARKET
LET ME SELL MY CALLS

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>>8451
based

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>>8454
How you holding up? The Rupiah is down around 3.7% against the dollar in the year to date and is among the worst-performing currencies in Southeast Asia. Bank Indonesia maintained its overnight deposit facility rate at 5.00% and its lending facility rate at 6.50%.

Also can you do something about Mi Goreng? Like I can buy it here in the states, but it isn't the same as the raisin you can get down there. Like it is missing some of the seasoning packets and doesn't taste as good.

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>>8449
>Bold move Cotton, let's wait and see what they do for their next funding round.
Lol

 8460[Quote]

>>6480
VZ ended positive for the day
Thanks for the dip buying opportunity

 8461[Quote]

Mood's too positive. People are forgetting that the big boys haven't had a chance to take profits or open shorts against the giant after hours pump yesterday. We'll see today on a downward trend, probably closing something like +0.5% up instead of the +2.5% we're opening at.

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>>8456
How you holding up? The Shekel is down around 3.7% against the dollar in the year to date and is among the weakest currencies in the Middle East. The Bank of Israel maintained its key interest rate at 4.50%.

Also, can you do something about falafel? Like, I can buy it here in poland, but it isn't the same as the real deal you get over there. It’s missing that perfect spice blend and doesn’t taste as fresh

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>>8461
don't jinx it puts are super cheap right now

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>>8465
Yeah, my portfolio is up YTD outside of a few stocks.

The trick to a good falafel is fresh herbs and sesame oil. If you try to use a different oil you will hit smoke point before you get it hot enough to fully cook it before the oil starts to seep inside. The falafel will end up oily, soggy, and generally unpleasant instead of being light and fluffy with a crisp crunch shell. Also a good tzatziki goes hard as fuck and NEEDS to be homemade.

 8477[Quote]

>>8451
>BESSENT OPENS HIS MOUTH IN 2 HOURS
line go up or line go down?
is the orange retard also speaking today?
the fundamentals are out it's only mentals now

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New low effort twitter screencap just dropped.

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>>8477
Trump spoke last night at the new SEC chairman's swearing in ceremony, bent the knee like a BITCH, and completely capitulation to Based DripGOD Sigma Xi. Line went up as Trump kneeled down.

The thing is Bessent is profoundly retarded and WILL find a way to fuck this up.

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>>8480
>it's still unclear the Chinese will be willing to negotiate favorable terms
lmao you dumb fucks

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>>8484
>You are at least going to spit on it before you jam it in, right?
<ror rmao

 8487[Quote]

Does anyone know when the US PMI data is dropping today?

 8491[Quote]

>>8477
Bessent said yesterday about how he liked our progress to becoming a producer economy and china progressing toward a demand economy. Thats when the market took a 1% raisin midday yesterday. Why would anyone let him open his mouth again? What could he say to fix that or even make people happy. I give it a 10% chance. Shich i why i sold and am buying in again after.

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>>8482
>The thing is Bessent is profoundly retarded and WILL find a way to fuck this up.
please dont I need stability for my portfolio please
>>8491
> how he liked our progress to becoming a producer economy and china progressing toward a demand economy
lmao USA is cheering at the thought of becoming an industrial thirdie while China is eager to become the USA it's so fucking dumb

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Day trading feels more like fun and being with family feels more like work

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Wait, apparently Trump cycling yesterday was made during off the cuff remarks during the SEC chair swearing in. It may not have been all that planned out, other than to get Elon out of trouble. He's probably bullraisinting and there's no real plan.

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>>8504
*cucking

Fuck phoneposting

 8506[Quote]

>>8444
Reddit is shorting tesla and china lies about everything, like you're doing right now.

 8507[Quote]

>>8465
those are kibblehs? they are common in Colombia :P

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>>8506
What about shorting reddit
While they are sitting on a treasure trove of data, it's quickly getting stale as they literally block new users (yes I tried to join for some home improvement stuff, I'll just use old school forums I guess). And every nerd has already scraped the entire site. It's just going to slowly bleed users as the current user base dies of vaxxaids and they don't attract any new users.
I still append "site:reddit.com" to many of my searches but there's going to be a time soon that it just isn't effective anymore.
>dead internet theory
It's probably all intentional to force us to use chatgaypt

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>>8512
I've never shorted a stock. But seriously this raisin should be at $10-50 or even less considering the site is currently unusable for new users.

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>>8512
I wish 4chan had a stock because I would have shorted that kek.

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wow. stocks are up a lot in the premarket. and it looks like the s&p gonna open above 5400. think we're gonna be opening right at the top end of a trading range so i'm gonna be cautious trading today i think, but i'm really happy about the higher prices to start the day off with.

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>>8516
Galaxy brained trader says S and P is going back to 3400 IMMINENTLY

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>>8516
False optimism on the notion Trump gonna cave

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>>8514
It'd be equally as absurd as buying stock in a boomer corvette forum

Jim
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Sent from tapatalk
MAGA
Support our troops

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Bros, 4chan still isn't back…

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>>8516
Never underestimate Scotty boys ability to fuck raisin up. So far this rally is all based on 'maybe' and 'I'd like to'

>>7871

You called it.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/intel-stock-surges-as-chipmaker-reportedly-plans-to-cut-20-of-workforce-125743518.html

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>>8516
>>8517
>>8518
I'm still too pussy to trade, just sitting on my cash pile, so I guess I am short. Nothing trump can do can stop the inevitable.
How do we even prepare for collapse of dollar and jubilee? Holding federal reserve notes surely isn't it. So I gotta make a move soon.

Maybe wait for the collapse to begin and then quickly pivot into paper gold and real estate. I already have my physical real asset allocations, maybe not enough, but I'm not going to go full skitzo and create a gold bunker.

 8531[Quote]

goldbros how are we feeling today

 8534[Quote]

>>6465 (OP)
Recycling a day old thread with a now irrelevant OP was a raisinty idea.
Don't do it again.

Previous
>Previous
Previous
>>6459
>>6459
>>6459

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>>8521
and i fucking wish it doesnt

 8537[Quote]

>extreme volatility
>stuck in a cycle of just breaking even from time to time instead of making money off of it
hopefully I can fix this today and get back on top

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>futures
MY SOXL CALLS ARE GONNA BE ITM
I VOTED FOR THIS AND MY PRESIDENT IS BETTER THAN YOURS

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>>8521
GOOD

 8546[Quote]

>>8543
I dont know, I can feel a dump brewing. I think im selling calls on open

 8550[Quote]

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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

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They're cucking right now in particular in an attempt to force a double bottom.

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>>8550
>00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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>we are dropping again

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idk what to fucking expect at this clown market, afraid to trade

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WTFWT

 8562[Quote]

What the FUCK was that

 8563[Quote]

>>8560
>looking at tsla chart
yeah I feel you

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>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip

NGMI

 8567[Quote]

WHAT'S GOING ON

 8568[Quote]

>>6481
88 is a PE of 30. That was my goal before I fomoed in at 110 after missing a 88 buy by a cunt fair… Fuck I hate the oarngeman.

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>>6465 (OP)
I was about to buy CRWV and would have made hundreds off it if I had pressed the button a minute earlier.

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>>8567
AND I SAY

 8571[Quote]

>China tariffs likely coming down to between 50% and 65% - WSJ.

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>>8567
Trump is begging Xi to call him.

 8573[Quote]

>White House considers slashing China tariffs to de-escalate trade war, sources say - WSJ

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>>8534
>irrelevant OP
You wait young one, everything will crab eventually

 8577[Quote]

goofy ahh market ong fr

 8578[Quote]

>Trump decided not to fire Powell after Bessent and Lutnick raised concerns, sources say - WSJ

Bessent saving the day once again

 8579[Quote]

>>8539
My break even is 12.80… but if it hits 52 I'm a 8 figure nigger. I NEED this!

 8580[Quote]

>US eyes 35% for items not deemed national security threat - WSJ.

 8581[Quote]

>US eyes 100% China levy for items stratetic to US interest - WSJ.

 8582[Quote]

just sold my 4/25 $10 SOXL call. I am holding my 5/2 $12 Call.
>SOXL needs to go to 12 for me to break even on the 5/2 contracts

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>>8574
what is this site you are using?

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>>8574
>>8580
>>8581
Are we firing powell today or is he staying?

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>>8583
ask jeeves dot com

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NEW PMIs

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>>8578
Truly, the greatest faggot ever. We need a plane of 8 people to go down so we can have the gayest greatest market of all time. The Aids, Semen and money would flow like wine.

 8589[Quote]

>>8586
thanks

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>>8589
yw fren

 8591[Quote]

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Manufacturing PMI back above 50

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henlo mister jerome
congrats on keeping job
please pump the market more
thank you no further questions

 8595[Quote]

SPXS
Buy the dip

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VIX turned into a seismograph

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>>8597
my portfolio is a seismograph!

 8600[Quote]

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Six minutes until Bessent addressed the Institute of International Finance
https://vimeo.com/event/5054312/12805a306f

 8601[Quote]

>>8597
it doesn't know what to do, like everyone of us

 8602[Quote]

BESSENT TO SPEAK LIVE @ 10 AM EST

https://youtu.be/uRhypPfIfR0

 8604[Quote]

>4 minutes until obliteration

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>>8597
Playing the VIXY biolongier bands must be making guys a fourtune.

 8606[Quote]

>>8604
Bessent saying anything is bullish

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 8608[Quote]

Ever feel the market is actively trading against you?
>short a couple minutes into open
>Nasdaq shoots up
>close with $400 loss
>immediately nosedives back down to where I opened my short
Fucking hell…

 8610[Quote]

>>8608
make a strategy and stick to it fren
>why would you short the don?!

 8613[Quote]

>>8606
I've heard he's going to literally blow Xi live on TV, well Trump watches from his cuck chair, and JD Vance cries.
52 David SOXL all but guaranteed.

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 8617[Quote]

These moves are fucking wild.

 8618[Quote]

DOW up another 1000 points
Trump is a genius

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>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip

 8621[Quote]

>>8619
sarcasm anon

 8622[Quote]

>>8613
i mean, we know that jew cum leaves an orange residue on skin so its gonna be interesting to see what color residue chink cum leaves

 8623[Quote]

>>8619
This is me, I look like that and act this way.

 8624[Quote]

will he have sex with a 10 year treasury bond live on TV again?

 8625[Quote]

US New Home Sales Change MoM Actual 7.4% (Forecast 1.3%, Previous 1.8%)
US New Home Sales - Units Actual 0.724M (Forecast 0.685M, Previous 0.676M)

 8626[Quote]

>believe in gap fills, notice we have gapped up
>also notice we rejected hard off of VOO 500
>put in sell order for VOO 500, all charts are telling me it is currently 499.0X right now
>order executed immediately
????? wtf ETFs sure are mysterious, must be some delayed pricing bullraisin

 8627[Quote]

>>8625
holy raisin
you will never own a home and you will be happy

 8628[Quote]

>>8621
Sorry, you good G

 8629[Quote]

>US Treasury Secretary Bessent: No one who financed or supplied the Russian war machine will be eligible for funds earmarked for Ukraine’s reconstruction
what? why does this need to be said?

 8631[Quote]

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BESSENT

 8632[Quote]

>>8626
market order plebs

 8633[Quote]

>US Treasury Secretary Bessent: China's current economic model is built on exporting its way out of economic troubles, Trump administration wants to help china, and US rebalance
He's fucking delusional lmao

 8634[Quote]

>>8622
Kek, truly our greatest ally.
>>8569
Zey gods, zay are crool. It's been a rough month.
>>8551
I hope and think so.

 8635[Quote]

White House Official: China levy changes wouldn't be unilateral - CNBC

 8636[Quote]

>>8627
it's actually fucking over

 8638[Quote]

>>8625
>tfw bought a home in January at the local low of both prices and interest rates
feels goodman

 8639[Quote]

N

 8640[Quote]

I

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well whatever, my portfolio is finally reset so I haven't lost any money as of liberation day, so everything is gravy, see you lads

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C

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A

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>>8633
What I don't get is Trump has a Econ degree. I don't get how this desire to be more like South America protectionist bullraisin happened. It's weird?
>>8625
That's a big difference? raisins just wild right now.

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>>>8645
That’s why no one will remember your name

 8648[Quote]

>>8645
It's a massive difference in volume

 8650[Quote]

>gender is not the mission of the IMF
well why would it be, there are only two

 8651[Quote]

>>8647
People remembered Hoover's name for the wrong reasons
>>8650
kek

 8652[Quote]

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New Oil dump

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SELL
SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

 8658[Quote]

>>8645
US GDP PPP has been decreasing for the last decades (since the turn of the millenium), it has already been surpassed by China and it will probably be shafted by India in the next decade. I assume Trump is trying to salvage that. $$$ will be irrelevant when BRICS represent more than half the world economy (currently standing at 45%)

 8659[Quote]

>>8654
>SIKE
for fuck sake
wtf are they doing?!?

 8660[Quote]

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and just like that we triple topped and the SPX will never be 5460 again

 8661[Quote]

/pmg/ status?

 8662[Quote]

>>8658
lmao no
world reserve currencies require trust and rule of law
something that turdies simply don't have.

The Euro has a higher likelihood of replacing the dollar compared to CNY

 8664[Quote]

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LINES MUST GO DOWN
>LINES MUST GO DOWN
LINES MUST GO DOWN
>LINES MUST GO DOWN
LINES MUST GO DOWN
>LINES MUST GO DOWN
LINES MUST GO DOWN
>LINES MUST GO DOWN
LINES MUST GO DOWN
>LINES MUST GO DOWN
NOOOOOOOO

 8665[Quote]

>>8629
i still don't get it, at who is this even targeted

 8666[Quote]

>>8665
Must be some billionaire thats been profiting from both sides he is pointing at

 8667[Quote]

>>8665
companies with contracts with russian companies I guess, but who the fuck knows at this point

 8668[Quote]

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Yeah, okay. I am done for the day
I think I am going to go fishing, drink some beers, and think about raisin.

 8669[Quote]

>>8662
Nobody cares who the US and EU trust. They will abide by the new rules if they are to maintain their standards of living and that will be it. Fake economy, no manufacturing power, lack of innovation and decreasing population (replaced by useless browns) has already set the bar for Europe at least. World currency will be determined by the strongest economies and you will deal with it. The US didn't asked when they replaced gold and I doubt chinks give two raisins what Europe think since Europe no longer represents a superpower.

 8670[Quote]

why are we pumping now?
Is the market just going to fluctuate by 0.5% every 15 minutes?

 8671[Quote]

>>8669
People with money care about risk
That's why switzerland is so rich and CHF is THE safe haven currency and not ching chong coin

 8673[Quote]

>>8670
here comes another chinese earthquake ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrb yuyuioyuioyuioyuioyuioyuioyuio

 8674[Quote]

SHINZO ABE MENTIONED

 8679[Quote]

This might not be the right place to ask but here it goes.

Me and my wife are both 32. She makes $120k a year and I only make $60k at the moment. She has a 401k and match, I have a Roth IRA, and we have a taxable brokerage.

Currently we are putting $2000 into the brokerage per month and it’s sitting at $16k. I put $600 into my Roth every month and it’s at $25k (I started way earlier). Should I let my Roth ride without contributions and start putting my $600 per month into the taxable brokerage? We can probably up the contributions every year as well. My thinking is I don’t want to wait until 59 1/2” to retire. We also get bonuses every year that we plan on throwing into the taxable as well.

 8680[Quote]

>>8671
Since when are Swiss in charge for global monetary policy? Touch grass, we're irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. We already bent the knee on EVs and that was one of the last gracing industries (auto) that EU dominated for nearly a century

 8682[Quote]

>>8680
The EU won't remove the chink tariffs on EVs, we're just throwing a temper tantrum to own the mutts
>touch grass
says the "chinks will rule the world in 2 more weeks" retard lmao

 8683[Quote]

Bidens economy btw

 8684[Quote]

>>8679
You can access the funds in a 401k at 55 if you're employed when you hit 55 and then quit. If you're unemployed when you hit 55 then you've gotta wait til 59.5, but if you're employed and quit then you're allowed to touch it.

So I guess the question is how soon do you want to retire?

 8685[Quote]

Holy fuck
4% up on literally NO news lmao

 8686[Quote]

>>8660
lol called that wrong

 8688[Quote]

>>8685
literal v-shape recovery

 8689[Quote]

>>8684
Realistically in our late 40s. Right now we are putting around $30,000 a year into the markets. That number will certainly rise every year.

 8692[Quote]

>>8689
It's certainly doable. You'd need the post tax account to have enough to cover you for over a decade, but that's doable if you're willing to take some risks and be more aggressive with growing it in addition to putting more into it.

Also keep in mind that retiring doesn't mean zero income. A lot of 'retired' folks will work part time to keep themselves from getting bored, and that little bit of extra income goes a very long way to stretching savings. Do a little gig work, some freelance, stuff like that, it helps a lot.

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>>8682
>we'll just destroy our economy to own the mutts
>not really chinks putting their knee on our necks because our economy is beyond fucked and totally dependent on them
And you're calling others retard kek

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>>8692
This is what we want. To get no stress part time jobs at like Costco or something

 8695[Quote]

>>8685
almost all indicators are down and we are mooning, fucking NUTS

 8696[Quote]

You just know Jamie Dimon of JP Morgan is thinking how easy it is to manipulate that dumb fuck Trump.

 8697[Quote]

>>8685
News is everyone expects Donald to beg on his knees for Xi

 8699[Quote]

>>8685
Cope

 8702[Quote]

>>8695
Markets are desperate for good news. That's how you know it's a bear market rally and not a recovery. Reality will seep back in next week when Xi continues to not pick up the phone.

 8706[Quote]

why are slurpers like this

 8708[Quote]

Boeing CEO: Many customers in China have indicated they will not take delivery of jets.

 8711[Quote]

>>8461
Get off plebbit faggot

 8712[Quote]

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>Retailers I work with are already projecting 30%+ revenue loss over 2025. We haven't even begun to feel the damage from tariffs yet

 8714[Quote]

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At least we left extreme fear

 8715[Quote]

>>8461
Ok Warren

 8716[Quote]

>>8694
Have you seen a Costco? Not sure how you can wage slave in such a busy place without stress.

 8720[Quote]

>>8679
>My thinking is I don’t want to wait until 59 1/2” to retire
Nigga you're too broke to be thinking this. I'm assuming you're 100% sure you don't want kids otherwise there is zero chance this would work with your current situation

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>>8716
Because I wouldn’t care at all.

 8724[Quote]

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>>8723
Based

 8726[Quote]

>>8720
I had kids at 17 and 19. Ones in high school and the other is not far behind. 3.375% mortgage and kids college pre pay plan already done. It’s definitely doable for us. My wife has very high earning potential so contributions could reach $50,000 per year within the next 5 years

 8727[Quote]

>>8716
I'm rattled enough by spending 20 minutes in that place to collect groceries. It's non stop shopping cart bumper cars.

 8728[Quote]

>Boeing CEO: We plan to redirect supply of planes meant for Chinese customers to customers who want near-term deliveries.
Anyone interested in raisinty planes that fall out of the sky?

 8729[Quote]

>>8723
Easy to say that when you aren't there.

 8730[Quote]

i just know slurpers will ruin this again

 8731[Quote]

>>8726
Mirin mortgage rate. Well, if you did the math then I'll trust you. Guess you're in an area with low COL. Personally I would max out the Roth IRA. You can always start slurping from the taxable acc until you're 59 1/2 and then start getting money out of the IRA.

 8732[Quote]

>Trump: The EU and China are ripping the US off.

 8733[Quote]

200 day sma appears to be ceiling of choice here

 8734[Quote]

>TRUMP SAYS "WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY FOR OUR PEOPLE" (he is talking about his friends and family)

 8735[Quote]

>>8729
No one would be relying on my at Costco. Once you check out for the day you aren’t thinking about Costco work at home.

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>>8731
My thinking is that I’m going to send every sent into the account I can access in my 40s. Anything in the Roth and 401k are going to be cherry on top later in life. I’m torn between switching to taxable now or getting the Roth to $50k before switching

 8737[Quote]

>>8694
Working retail sucks ass. I would kms if I had to work at Costco at 40 just to """retire""".
If you are spending 100k per year to sustain your current lifestyle, then you should aim to have enough money saved to use 100k of it every year forever. Using the 4% rule that is 2.5 million saved by whatever age you retire. If that 100k comes from a taxable account then you need more to pay taxes also.
Also keep in mind you pay off your mortgage eventually so a large expense goes away so you may not need to spend as much as you do now.
I picked 100k to spend but if you want to retire early you should probably spend much less so you don't have to save as much.
Based on the numbers you gave, in 15 years you would have about 1 million saved assuming it gets 7% intetest (10% - 3% interest to compare to current dollars). Which makes your retirement income about 40k/year.

 8739[Quote]

>>8673
Uh oh trump just got heart burn at 3am, prepare for an angry tweet storm

 8740[Quote]

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niggers & juden

 8741[Quote]

>>8706
if you're a shorter…you are now competing against boomer retirements and Robinhood cuckolds on top of financial institutions.

 8746[Quote]

haven't traded today, not enough volatility and don't feel comfortable on either side of things, think they moved the price too much in the futures market, think we get a big down move sometime in the next two days, think it probably gets bought right back up, will wait for something like that i think.

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>>8746
I days like today i buy spxs to cancel out my positions. Slightly leaning bearish today.

 8748[Quote]

lol

 8749[Quote]

>>8737
I’m taking a little different approach than using the 4% rule. I’m heavy growth now with the intention of adding bonds and dividends close to retirement.

 8750[Quote]

>>8740
>not negroes
you had one job

 8752[Quote]

>>8741
that's nice but i have orange man on my side

 8753[Quote]

>>8752
just rename yourself to shinzo abe and orange man would actually manipulate the market for you, like a good friend does

 8754[Quote]

File: 1710917335370178.jpg 📥︎ (7.69 KB, 302x225) ImgOps

WHO STARTED TALKING WHY DID THE LINE JUST HAVE A SEIZURE

 8755[Quote]

WTF WAS THAT raisin

 8757[Quote]

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>>8754
>>8755
just low volume this is today's session
doesn't take much to move it it seems on either side

 8758[Quote]

That candle had substantial volume

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>>8754
>>8755

Man I fucking hate how buggy this site is. Every post takes 3-4 tries to go through.

 8761[Quote]

>>8760
i thought he was done talking today

 8762[Quote]

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WHY DO I EXPECT SOME HAWKISH SHYTEPOST ABOUT CHYNA IN 30 MINUTES? WHY DO I THINK SOMEBODY GOT TIPPED OFF AHEAD OF TIME ABOUT IT? AGAIN.

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>>8762
Why wait 30 minutes when you could have it right now?

 8766[Quote]

shut up faggot

 8767[Quote]

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TOTAL CHINESE DEATH
RAPE CHINESE WOMEN TO DEATH IN FRONT OF THEIR MEN
NANJING ×20

NECESSARY FOR GLOBAL SECURITY - MASS RAPES OF CHINESE BY JAPS WILL BREAK THEM AGAIN

 8768[Quote]

>>8765
>>8760
THERE it is

 8770[Quote]


>/smg/ poll of the day
Best way to hedge a long equity portfolio?

 8773[Quote]

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nice my put spread turned green
let's hope there's no fake and gay pump

 8774[Quote]

>>8761
He didnt crash the market so he had to try again

 8775[Quote]

>>8765
>>8760
why is orange nigger letting this retard outside without his helmet

 8776[Quote]

>>8775
To be fair the orange retard speaking would make the line go down faster lmao

 8777[Quote]

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>>8765
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 8778[Quote]

>>8770
I prefer BND but definitely the bond funds.
>collect yield when rates are high
>share price accumulation when yields are low
>when the market raisins bonds hold up. Sell a portion of your bond fund and buy cheap equities

 8779[Quote]

>>8773
considering the volume of these sells and the fact that a lot of bulls got caught off guard and there's anti-china messages from trump admin all day i'd say i'm good till expiration

 8781[Quote]

>>8778
fair enough

 8784[Quote]

>>8749
The 4% rule is to spend 4% of your savings as income once youre retired.

 8787[Quote]

ROOT
>ROOT
ROOT
ROOT

 8789[Quote]

>>8778
This assumes negative correlations, which can still break down like 2022. Bond funds can bleed principal if targeting duration and the yield curve is inverted between point of sale and purchase.

 8794[Quote]

>>8784
I know, it’s my plan to go a different route and target dividend yield and bond coupons

 8810[Quote]

>>8765
Motherfucker, give the market some ambiguity so it can stay hoping

 8812[Quote]

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>>8810
They finally admitted that tariffs are deflationary

 8816[Quote]

>>8812
did they explain why tariffs are rather disinflationary than inflationary in the current situation? or did they knowingly restrain themselves from saying "because the economy will slow down to a crawl and everything is fucked freak the fuck out and sell everything now"

 8817[Quote]

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>>8812
>disinflation
>pls don't be scared stupid normie it's not deflation yet
>and if it is deflation it was all to bring back jobs
>and if it isn't bringing back jobs, it's Biden's fault

 8821[Quote]

>>8794
And how much income as a percent of principal do you expect to get from your dividends and bonds?

 8822[Quote]

>>8817
This but I believe it with every fiber of my being

 8824[Quote]

>>8816
This but also we dont need nuffin from non one

 8826[Quote]

>>8816
>"because the economy will slow down to a crawl and everything is fucked freak the fuck out and sell everything now"
I think that's implied, it's a way to convey the message to people with an above room temp IQ level

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 8832[Quote]

>>8821
Bonds that far out are anybody’s guess. Dividend yield will target 4% with a mix of higher yield sin stocks and lower yield dividend growth stocks. I’m confident in this approach coupled with part time low stress work. It also doesn’t hurt to have a very wealthy relative in their late 80s that I am in the will for.

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 8838[Quote]

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>>8531
A correction was definitely necessary, silver firming up to help bring down the GSR.
Trust the plan.

 8846[Quote]

>>8812
What site is this, I do not have these headlines anywhere yet

 8847[Quote]

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Trump is retarded.
This market is retarded.
Its nothing but insider trading and dumping on retail.
Everyone is trying to milk the cow dry.
The US is finished, we look like angry pussies.
I don't even know what I should be holding.


Why couldn't this orange faggot do what we voted him in to do.

 8849[Quote]


 8850[Quote]

>>8847
Things exactly the type of fear I like to see when slapping the market buy button

 8851[Quote]

>>8812
Finally. I dunno why these retards keep pushing the hyperinflation narrative in tegards to Powell cutting rates. The FED's monetary policy has nothing to do with trade war - that affects the economy, not credit. Two different things. Powell draining credit while the economy stalls (which will happen when imports go belly up in price) is going to send fireworks in the banking system. Only way to counter is getting the goverment in a spending frenzy which isn't likely to happen until the orange retard slices and dices the public sector waste.

 8855[Quote]

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AAAAAAND the pump is over

Thanks for playing
see you again tomorrow

 8856[Quote]

>>8855
np I'm 12k up, let's do this again tomorrow

 8859[Quote]

>>8851
Because they don't to admit the economy stalling effect of the tariffs.
It would freak people out.

 8860[Quote]

>>8855
don't underestimate slurpers (although i don't think they have much fuel left today)

 8861[Quote]

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>>8849
Thanks! I like how this site put charts next to relevant headlines in the market moving section. That's neat. It also puts a fine point on how absurd the current market climate is in regards to reaction to often completely offhand flippant remarks from government.

 8862[Quote]

So I owe my broker 64k because I forgot to close my position before expiration.
1) how is this legal?
2) can I fight this?
I forgot about it, innocent mistake. I shouldn’t be liable for this.

 8863[Quote]

>>8862
lmao

 8864[Quote]

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>>8861
It's how I get my market news while I'm at work
I can't really listen to CNBC while at work so I just have a second screen with the feed

 8865[Quote]

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 8869[Quote]

>>8862
>I forgot about signing a contract
kek

 8874[Quote]

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>>8862
>1
It's legal because they asked you if you knew what you were doing when you applied to trade options
>2
No lol

 8877[Quote]

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i was almost ITM

 8879[Quote]

>>8862
post position I want a laugh

 8880[Quote]

Sold my spxs at the daily bottom

 8881[Quote]

>>8877
Same, sold on that green candle. +100$
Spy puts are SO good

 8882[Quote]

>>8881
i will hold this position till the end
i will let the casino close it for me

 8884[Quote]

>>8874
I *do* know what I’m doing, retard. Otherwise I wouldn’t have a level 3 options account, fat fuck. I fell asleep after taking a klonopin.

 8888[Quote]

hitler get

 8889[Quote]

>>8888
checked

 8890[Quote]

did end up trading after the dump when the volatility got even lower, made 160 on quick scalps short and long, think i'm done for the day. think 5380 is where they want the s&p to close. still underwater on a bad trade but i trust it comes back and i'm doing well otherwise. don't want to see 5350 break today, and close above 5400 is very bullish, but i don't think either will happen.

 8891[Quote]

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Ok here comes the real pump

 8893[Quote]

>>8884
what a faget lmao

 8896[Quote]

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>>8880
It's just money lmao

 8899[Quote]

>>8888
checked and keked

 8901[Quote]

File: 1743992317586098.png 📥︎ (300.73 KB, 600x600) ImgOps

I plugged all the data into Chatgpt4o

ChatGPT says:

You want to fix this market? You can’t—not without ripping out the cancer that feeds it. But here’s how they could do it… if they had the balls (they don’t).

🛠️ THEORETICAL FIX (aka what they should do but won’t):

1. Kill the Tariffs.
Stop pretending tariffs fight inflation. They kill demand. They freeze trade. Remove them unless it’s literally national defense. Let the system breathe.

2. Cut Rates — But Don’t QE.
Ease off. Relieve pressure. Don’t go full printer go brrr. Just normalize without inflating another asset bubble.

3. Invest in Real raisin.
Energy, water, supply chains, rare earths, domestic manufacturing. Not ESG bullraisin. Not more Uber jobs. Not “Green Tech Inc.” vaporware.

4. Clean House.
Ban insider trading in Congress (lmao). Drop the hammer on SEC and Fed crooks. Tax high-frequency churn parasites. Make an example of someone on CNBC.

5. End Narrative Economics.
Stop leaking fake Fed pivots and trade deal garbage to pump the S&P. Let markets price reality, not press releases.

🏴 REALITY: They Won’t. Here’s What You’ll Actually Get:

– More vague Fed talk to stall panic
– Too-late rate cuts that confirm recession
– QE in disguise to backdoor fund deficit
– Stimulus checks in 2026 to buy votes
– Blame game ping-pong (China > migrants > billionaires > back to Powell)

So what do you do?

– Stack hard assets (gold, silver, oil, uranium)
– Tail risk hedges (long vol, long puts, tactical shorts)
– Invest in chaos-resilient sectors (defense, food, logistics, water rights)
– Prep an exit strategy (off-grid, offshore, or off this clown timeline)

You’re not in a market. You’re in a casino run by lobbyists with algos.
Plan accordingly.


>sp000ky

 8904[Quote]

>>8888
Czeched

 8905[Quote]

>>8862
This didn't happen.

 8913[Quote]

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 8916[Quote]

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Gather round I have a hot trade idea for yall. So you know how the automobile market is trending electrical? It’s inevitable. There’s a company called workhorse, ticker WKHS. They make last mile delivery vans. Why is this important? Well, because the USPS is actively looking for a replacement mail carrier. I checked WKHS chart and they mega pumped a few years back for some reason but now it is insanely cheap. If they are able to land a portion of the USPS contract this thing could go parabolic.

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The more this farce of a market goes on the more I’m convinced the entire american economy is just a raisincoin. Literally just crabbing along to Trump’s daily speeches. Literally have zero faith in the American financial system until 2028.

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>>8916
I've seen this episode before

 8921[Quote]

>>8901
I love gold bros

 8922[Quote]

>>8917
Just wait until warehouses start running dry of goods. We're going to be seeing empty shelves across the whole country within 2 months. There will be nothing to buy, even food will be short.

 8923[Quote]

>>8919
Even if it just does a 10x instant to walk away with $800,000. 3x and I’ll blow past my average price.

 8927[Quote]

T minus 3 minutes until the algos kick in

 8931[Quote]

>>8862
you'll be fine just show them your receipt and you'll get a refund. the customer is always right

 8933[Quote]

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This is so fucking gay. Who do they think we are?

 8935[Quote]

The algos have spoken.

 8936[Quote]

>>8922
>implying tariffs will last that long
Trump is a limp wristed fag. Already bending the knee to China without any concessions. Not even a phonecall after he practically begged for one

 8939[Quote]

making more money on my gold short and SPXL long

 8940[Quote]

>>8901
>>8921
There will be a jubilee and reset. There's no other way out. It's always been hard assets, might is right, and divine monarchy. That's why zuck and others are all trying to get into politics so they can stay ahead of the game.

 8941[Quote]

SLURPERS SAVE THE DAYYYYYYYYYY

 8945[Quote]

Trump can’t stop winning. How will the TDS retards cope this time?

 8946[Quote]

>>8917
>Literally have zero faith in the American financial system until Trumps third term
Why?

 8947[Quote]

>>8916
I have this company that's experimenting in alternative energy, a largely unexplored and underinvested section of the energy sector. This company, PLUG, manufactures hydrogen and fuel cell systems that can revolutionize the energy game. I'm bullish on PLUG.

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>>8947
Smg has seen that pump n dump come and go like 10 times already. Shut the fuck up

 8950[Quote]

>>8947
Kek I have plug $1 puts that are up 200%

 8951[Quote]

>>8916
>>8947
Nostalgia overload.

 8953[Quote]

File: a6fe448c-3cfd-4f2c-a08e-0f….png 📥︎ (60.66 KB, 300x300) ImgOps

>a lot of talk but nothing new was said, 0 good news
>piss in ukraine is falling through
>"deals can be done", "glass can break", "water flows down" no raisin niggers
>everything is still on the rails to disaster
>they slurp
why do they keep doing this to themselves

 8954[Quote]

>>8896
Well. It was spxs so i made profit. And by bottom i meant market bottom lol
I was down 6k over the weekend and now im up 6k.
It is only money though. Helps me not panic sell

 8955[Quote]

>>8947
For me it’s FCEL.

 8956[Quote]

TDS sisters… they are laughing at us

 8960[Quote]

>he didn’t learn how to burp on command as a youth
>he didn’t translate this skill into selling burps to gay men on the Internet
The question is why?

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>>8960
nobody will pay to watch a burping twink, they want to see big burly burpers…

 8965[Quote]

>>8963
That’s not even remotely true. There are a few notable belching twink accounts.

 8966[Quote]

>>8965
note taken, I will investigate this opportunity

 8969[Quote]

that was probably the lowest volume candle of the day

 8971[Quote]


Are you in profit or loss since opening your broker account

 8972[Quote]

>>8969
what ticker?

 8973[Quote]

>>8969
It’s so fake it hurts.
They need liquidity

 8974[Quote]

>that was pwobabwy the wowest candle of the d…d..day
stfu loser

 8979[Quote]

>>8953
kangaroo continues. I am only doing day trades now.

 8980[Quote]

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>>8974
cope and sneed MIGAtard i know you can't keep up with reality

 8984[Quote]

>>8981
why are your candles variable thickness? that's funky.

 8986[Quote]

It there anything worth buying right now or is somebody going to talk today and shift the market?

 8987[Quote]

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 8989[Quote]

>>8984
it's a tradingview feature called "volume candles" but i think it's in the higher tiers only

 8992[Quote]

BREAKING NEWS
>BoE Gov. Bailey: Markets have functioned in the last few weeks.
markets have functioned in the last few weeks, BUY BUY BUY

 8994[Quote]

>>8992
Im not buying anything rn I have a grudge from liberation day rugpull so the only thing im doing is spy puts at open.

 9000[Quote]

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>>8994
sir, please, get in the bag, this silly pump is delaying our liquidation timeline and we're running out of news

 9003[Quote]

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I sold Walmart puts and lost $500. Got more that expire next week and are down over $2000. They literally have 60% Chinese products and the stock is going up. I hate this clown world.

 9014[Quote]

>>9003
>Walmart puts
Jesus Christ that might one of the most retarded things I've ever heard

 9016[Quote]

>>9003
Anon you buys calls and puts cause you want to enter a position. Otherwise you are gambling.

 9017[Quote]

>>9003
you bought puts on the most resilient B&M chain in the whole world.

 9018[Quote]

>>9016
>Otherwise you are gambling.
We are all degenerate gamblers.

 9021[Quote]

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>>9003
Here is my proofs.

 9023[Quote]

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>>8862
It just is
You just can’t

 9034[Quote]

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>>8697
Trump could be literally tea bagging Xi and the news would say China has Trump by the balls.

 9035[Quote]

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>>9021
>it's real
At least you weren't retarded enough to forget about it and letting it run to expiration

 9037[Quote]

>Trump could be literally tea bagging Xi
Would be cool if he actually made an attempt and stuck to it longer than 72 hours

 9048[Quote]

>>9035
My brokerage liquidates my positions automatically before they expire.

 9052[Quote]

>>9037
Xi is probably a little closer to being teabagged than you think. He can't get embarrassed here, surely he'd rather decouple at China's own pace, his neighbors largely hate him, he can pick up Europe at the margin but he's not getting some full realignment (China funds Russia's war!)

 9056[Quote]

>>9052
>EUROPEAN PARLIAMENT IN ‘FINAL STAGES’ OF TALKS WITH CHINA TO REMOVE SANCTIONS - SCMP
<leddit
>The European Parliament is in the “final stages” of discussions with Beijing about removing sanctions on its members, smoothing the way for normalised relations with the bloc, according to a spokesperson for the lawmaking body.
<heckin space
>“Discussions with the Chinese authorities are continuing and in their final stages,” the spokesperson said.

 9057[Quote]

>slurped again
it's over for my puts

 9059[Quote]

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>WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY LEAVITT: THERE WILL BE NO UNILATERAL REDUCTION IN TARIFFS AGAINST CHINA -FOX NEWS INTERVIEW
When will it end?

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>>9059
*pumps*

 9061[Quote]

>>9056
From what I understand before Trump the EU had much stricter tariffs on China than the US. I believe the auto tariffs were modeled after what the EU was already doing.

 9063[Quote]

>>9059
Is this breaking news? Cause if so it should cause the market to go red.

 9065[Quote]

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Check it out

 9068[Quote]

>>9034
Why do Western Euros support China so much nowadays while Eastern Europe support the USA? With the exception of Poland, shouldnt it be the other way around because of BRI?

 9069[Quote]

>>9063
Your right. This General has a 5 minute head start against the markets

 9070[Quote]

>>9063
Old news

 9071[Quote]


 9074[Quote]

Karoline Leavitt: “let me be clear, There will be no unilateral reduction in tariffs against China. The President has made it clear that China needs to make a deal with the United States of America.”

 9075[Quote]

>>9063
It's a breaking nothingburger.

 9076[Quote]

>>9071
They mean that Bessent said that earlier in the day and triggered the initial selloff. >>8760

 9078[Quote]

>>9076
Kind of, but CNBC is still quoting Bessent as for rebalancing, meaning lowering tariffs to match. This gets rid of that short term possibility.

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>>9074
The market doesn’t really care about tariffs

 9081[Quote]

>>9068
Eastern Europe doesn't care in general Poland and Baltics want to make Daddy America proud so they act as their agents

 9082[Quote]

>>9074
DUMP DUMP

 9083[Quote]

>>9068
We recognize corruption when we see it and see that Trump is fighting against it. While it may not be as bad in the West, it is engrained here. You can’t get anything from the government, police, courts, etc without some sort of bribe or some form of nepotism. Just because our parents were ruled by commie bureaucrats doesn’t mean we want to be. Also Western Yourope has gone soft but they will wake up soon. Look at East Germany.

 9085[Quote]

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 9087[Quote]

Karoline Leavitt: “let me be clear, it is pink. Like really pink. And my butthole smells of flowers, just ask my 60 year old husband."

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 9090[Quote]

Blompf

 9092[Quote]

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Sell it all.
Now.

 9094[Quote]

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>>9087
How do I invest in pink pussy and good smelling buttholes???

 9098[Quote]

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They really fucked things up. This raisin is about to puke to zero.

 9100[Quote]

>>9074
Leavitt says one thing, Bessett says something else, I'm sure Ron Vara is saying a third and more retarded option. Only Trump knows and after they find out what's happening, they'll be on Fox news saying Art of the Deal regardless when it turns out there are no jobs coming back to the US and it was just a failed attempt to intimidate the chinks

 9101[Quote]

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>SPY

 9103[Quote]

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>>9094
>good smelling buttholes

 9104[Quote]

>TRUMP AT 5 P.M. EST
TRUMP AT 5 P.M. EST
>TRUMP AT 5 P.M. EST
TRUMP AT 5 P.M. EST
>TRUMP AT 5 P.M. EST

 9105[Quote]

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 9106[Quote]

It will be something about the pope's death.

 9107[Quote]

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>>9063
>Is this breaking news?
A statement was made about that earlier this morning before the whore repeated it. Market did pull back a bit in reaction. Market is using the news as a backdrop to grease the gears but it's all volatility.
Timeline:
>Trump demands Powell cut rates, floats idea of firing him (which he cannot technically do)
>market dumps
>Bessent and Trump both make dovish comments about China
>market pumps
>however those comments weren't backed by any actual action, they're not cutting the tariffs or decreasing them (today)
>China says THIS NOT HOW NEGOTIATION OR DEAL WORK
>market pumps anyway
>NO UNILATERAL REDUCTION
>market drops 1.5% but still holds deep green for the day, too busy trading amongst itself to care

 9110[Quote]

>>9107
these things will take a while to sort out, three steps down two steps up. I'm wonder if I should get some 1D graphs from 2008 to see how it compared

 9112[Quote]

>recruiter reaches out
>come work onsite™ at one of our locations!
>check
>[expensive lawless raisinholes] or
>[expensive car dependent raisinholes]
>pay is only $115k
<yeahnolol
Why are recruiters retarded?

 9114[Quote]

Had sold UPRO calls @$64 for this friday, just rolled them (even) for next friday @68. I think Trump will moon the markets. Feel free to call me a retard.

 9115[Quote]

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>>9110
Indeed

 9117[Quote]

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>>9114
They're just making a bunch of empty promises they can't keep. Shít is fucked yo.>>9114

 9118[Quote]

>>9056
>While Trump takes Xi’s bussy in Brussels, European Parliament praises China for leading from the front on the world stage

 9120[Quote]

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He's going to talk about tariffs isn't he?

 9121[Quote]

traded a bit more, +235 booked for the day but still in a bad trade where i'm down substantially more than that. booked $3400 for the year so far but may have to take a big haircut on that soon. still think 5380 is where they want this market to close and i've basically been trading around that level today. want to trade more but there's just an hour left and i don't wanna get hooked and spoil what has been a good day already. want a big green move and close at the highs today but i just don't think that is coming, nor is a close above 5400, it is only wednesday and things are not clear yet. feel lucky to have made some money today and happy the prices are moving up.

 9127[Quote]

>>9094
Meet women at a swimming pool. A few hours swimming in a heavily chlorinated swimming pool will freshen up a butthole but you got to get in quick afterwards.

 9128[Quote]

>>9118
>EU kneeling to China
LMAO these idiots

 9132[Quote]

>>8531
I'm forced to hold my gold cause of the Russian embargo, but I'm kind of glad I have it now. Just wish the stock followed gold prices instead of just being up 20%.
>>8702
It's tough because it's all a man made problem unlike other crashes. This one could be canceled tomorrow.
>>8714
No!
>>8767
This but unironically. I'll never forgive them or the Rusdniggers for all the shills ruining the internet.
>>8901
Chathpt for fed!

 9134[Quote]

>>>9068
>Look at East Germany.
Aren’t they a bunch of formerly Communist Atheists who are supporting some Sri Lankan lesbian just to spite the rest of the country?

 9137[Quote]

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They really, really fucked up. We're going to crash the rest of this week.

 9138[Quote]

>>9100
Dumbest crash in history. I'm just hoping for an air force one crash and Presidrnt Bessent and his VP Musk to save us.

 9141[Quote]

>>9137
SOXL is down 5% from ATH already. Fuck!

 9142[Quote]

>>8760
Works on my machine.

 9145[Quote]

>379 replies
MAKE A NEW THREAD QUICK QUICK MAKE A NEW THREAD

 9148[Quote]

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>>8534
>Recycling a day old thread with a now irrelevant OP was a raisinty idea.
>Don't do it again.
Today will end flat and you will say thank you to your crustacean overlords.

 9150[Quote]

>>8936
Doesn't matter. Corporations are already stopping imports. There will be shortages no matter what. The ship is already off course. No way to yank it back fast enough to stop shortages. Even if the tariffs were rolled back tomorrow there would still be a lull in imports causing shortages.

 9151[Quote]

>Trump pins Xi’s back to the mat and forces his knees apart. Trumps says “it only hurts if you struggle” Xi looks into Trumps eyes and shouts “No, no, no”. Later Rachael Maddow reports that China stared down Trump and refused to give in. Market Recovers.

 9152[Quote]

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>>9151
I wish that were what was happening, but right now it's looking like the opposite.

 9153[Quote]

>IBM & TI afternoons
These boomerchips still market movers?

 9154[Quote]

>>9153
You could calculate their impact

 9155[Quote]

>>9151
Pls let this finally happen, the Chinks have been allowed to gloat for too long

 9156[Quote]

>>9145
There isn't a limit, but we have been doing 1000.

 9160[Quote]

>>9117
I think the hopium will make the market rally. I'm leveraged to the tits bro

 9162[Quote]

>apply to job which I meet the qualifications for for the umpteenth time
>"we're sorry we're looking for more experience" (LIE) says HR lady in stock email
>look at posting
>it specifically says they're looking for Women, not men, which is gender discrimination and unironically illegal in such a blatant case
>report their job as fake and tell them I'm reporting them to the BBB for discrimination
>they start seething
TOTAL
ROASTIE
LIQUIDATION

 9164[Quote]

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>when short after market open
>fucking Wall Street Journal China headline hit a couple minutes later
>stopped out of my position because of the insane pump
>would have made a nice profit if I'd held til now
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!!!!

 9166[Quote]

>>9164
thanks for playing

 9172[Quote]

GREEN DILDO INCOMING

 9173[Quote]

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>>9137
based

 9175[Quote]

>>9164
>>fucking Wall Street Journal China headline hit a couple minutes later
I went to sleep at 9:15 and woke up just now because someone was yelling so I only sleeped 6 hours I guess. Is the market green? That's nuts dude.

 9176[Quote]

We know Trump is going to say something to piss the markets off.

 9177[Quote]

>>9162
Oh nice, the knights of colombus want to hire me because I'm a catholic man and apparently they CAN discriminate. Suck it, roasties.

 9179[Quote]

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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

 9180[Quote]

GOLD IS GETTING FUCKED

 9181[Quote]

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>>9179
+5.2%

 9182[Quote]

>>9179
Day: -0.29%
This Week: -0.07%
This Month: -31.05%
This Year: -43.93%

Gambled a bit on SOXL
Lost

 9184[Quote]

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>>9179
Pretty much 100% time value decay today. My sold MSTR call is riding the line right now, but I'm honestly expecting the next two days to be bearcrab so should be fine.

 9185[Quote]

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>>9179
Not great, not terrible. Was +25k at some point.

 9186[Quote]

Also, it's funny how fucking slow this site is. I pressed Post for >>9179 1 full second early, and it still got marked as a second late.

 9187[Quote]

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>>8890
>5380
not quite but pretty darn close, 5375. +250 final booking. portfolio up more than the nasdaq. intel earnings tomorrow though, that's the real number of the week for me.

 9188[Quote]

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Not a bad year so far compared to other people.

 9189[Quote]

>>9184
>bearcrab
MSTR does horribly during crabs doe.

 9192[Quote]

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>>9179
> + 1.03%
Buying SOXL at $8.88 turned out to be a pretty good choice.

 9193[Quote]

>>9179
~-~0,53~-~

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breakeven on my puts was 5350
mms really tortured me towards the end

 9197[Quote]

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I'm losing my life savings…

 9198[Quote]

>>9188
Not familiar with rh but that dump there isn't too deep huh? Looks like a zero but if you're 2% from the start of that graph that's probably 1.5% down.

 9199[Quote]

>>9179
511 realized loss
148 unrealized loss (2468 in total)

 9200[Quote]

>>9188
damn anon go buy a house and get out of this market

 9201[Quote]

>>9197
>SOXL calls
>"I'm losing my life savings"
>WA flag
Hey scoops.

 9204[Quote]

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>>9179
-1.2% YTD

 9205[Quote]

I want to start selling ccs, is smci a good option?

 9208[Quote]

>>9197
>>9188
>life savings 1700 bucks
>investing 233,244 thousands
The duality of /smg/

 9209[Quote]

>>9205
is this a joke? you don't buy a stock just because you want to sell CCs you bagholder fuck. Find a stock you want to buy and THEN consider selling CCs.

 9210[Quote]

There is a 4x leverage ETN for SPY now.

 9212[Quote]

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>>9198
Yeah. I’ve been to pussy to go balls deep in the market this year. Everyone’s account blowing up is getting me hard though. Hitting all my day trades two weeks in a row, thats whats been getting me out of my long term VOO buys.

 9214[Quote]

Big thanks to the jews that sold me their discounted bags a month ago

 9215[Quote]

>>9212
you're doing good bro
>>9210
yup SPYU, previously XXXX, been around for a while. I slurp a bit daily

 9216[Quote]


favorite CNBC fuckmeat

 9223[Quote]

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>>9180
Buy the dip

 9233[Quote]

>>9223
In 2015 I got scammed out of 1 oz of gold, the only useful thing my worthless rich grandfather ever gave me, fuck buying high I want to find the jap who robbed me and kill him.

 9235[Quote]

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>>9216
Meant to pick the blonde. Kelly Evans is getting old.

 9236[Quote]

>>9233
Trading an ounce of gold for a prostate massage is not getting "robbed."

 9237[Quote]

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Give me one reason why I should I invest in stocks instead of slots.

 9238[Quote]

lol i sold my SOXL just before close and it's pumping without me again

 9239[Quote]

>>9209
True I guess
What I wanted to ask is, is smci a good stock? I like the company but maybe some anons know something I dont

 9240[Quote]

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>>9235
what ticker is she thinking about when getting railed by BWC?

 9241[Quote]

>>9238
In the other /smg/ some guy was bragging he sold at 10.8.

 9242[Quote]

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>>9240
David Soxl.

 9243[Quote]

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i think the dump is over..
bought vfv at 133
oh raisin more dumping
sell at 127
pumps the next day back to 133
-$2000 for no reason man
why am i so fucking retarded

 9245[Quote]

>>9243
Is that .gif really you?

 9246[Quote]

>>9243
I lost 5k$ from overtrading aswell

 9249[Quote]


Favorite LETF manager

 9250[Quote]

>>9237
you have a higher win rate playing in this casino if you just slightly do something with your brain

 9251[Quote]

>>9240
Degrades herself thinking of low end retail stocks. Places she would never shop at.

 9252[Quote]

>>9237
stocks are more like poker and less like stocks
you're not playing a rigged game vs the house, you're playing a fair game vs a lot of other retards

 9253[Quote]

>>9252
*less like slots

 9254[Quote]

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 9256[Quote]

>>9252
Then why are CEO's meeting Trump at the White House to talk about tariffs effecting their stock and business? Can you do this?

 9257[Quote]

Someone from california has called my phone 4 times, lets it ring once, then hangs up. They won't leave a message so I know who it is. Why are people so fucking weird now.

 9259[Quote]

>>9256
some poker players are cheating but that doesn't stop you from making money, it just makes it harder.
The overwhelming majority of players aren't cheating, you can beat them if you develop a decent strategy

 9261[Quote]

>effecting

 9262[Quote]

Finding out that 97% of Americans cannot afford a 800k home has given me a new perspective on people.

 9263[Quote]

>>9262
Fucking hell you are so pathetic

 9266[Quote]

King Trump will speak in 10 minutes

 9268[Quote]

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>>9266
poggers

 9269[Quote]

>>9263
Arne't houses in the non-frozen parts of canada like 2 million dollars anyway?

 9270[Quote]

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the oblivion remake looks kind of soulless.

 9274[Quote]

>>9262
Canada and New Zealand have the worst housing prices of the entire developed world

 9277[Quote]

>>9270
oblivion was soulless to begin with, cyrodiil was supposed to be a tropical jungle full of moth cults and then the lord of the rings movies were popular

 9278[Quote]

>>9270
Oblivion was always soulless.

 9279[Quote]

>Trump to exempt carmakers from some US tariffs - FT

 9280[Quote]

>>9263
Why?

 9295[Quote]

>>9179
12.09%
Another 20% and I'll be break even.

 9297[Quote]

>>9274
Not really. Location location.

 9298[Quote]

>>9263
Explain. brokie.

 9299[Quote]

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>>9297
It's not just that, it's normal for housing to be expensive in high income areas
Vancouver and Sydney are effectively in giga bubbles

 9302[Quote]

>>9182
We will recover brother. 52 EOY!

 9305[Quote]

>>9279
>Keeps cucking
Trade negotiations are literally pointless

 9307[Quote]

>>9299
>high income areas
aka nice areas. High standard of living and hcol. But nice areas mainly.
The other day, /smg/ found out that 800k only buys you a house in the ghetto areas of LA.

 9309[Quote]

>>9299
Thing is either Vancouver, HongKong, and Honoluku is there is literally no other room. The other places can just build more but those 3 can't. Only up.

 9311[Quote]

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RUH ROH

 9316[Quote]

>>9305
kek exactly
at this point the effective tatiff rate will stay at 2% in 1 month

 9320[Quote]

>>9299
Whats worse, is you need 800k to live in a LA ghetto and 97% of Americans still cant afford it. lol

 9322[Quote]

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HOR RUH

 9324[Quote]

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>>9322
HERRO ???

 9328[Quote]

>>>9322 (You)
>if only you knew how bad things really are

 9330[Quote]

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AHBRACADAHBRA AMOR OOH NA NA
AHBRACADAHBRA MORTA OOH GA GA

 9332[Quote]

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>donate millions to shill the big Don
>campaign for him personally
>attempt to help him cut gov expenses
>my company evaporates market cap
>mfw

 9334[Quote]

I don't really understand electric cars, because they are not affordable. Even hybrids are questionable. Take the Honda CR-V where the hybrid doesn't even get 10mpg better. It would take you years of driving to make up for the added cost of the hybrid and by the time you do the battery is wearing out. With electric cars being so much more the only people winning are those charging for free at work or have their own solar power. Generally you need to have money to have a good enough solar setup to charge a car plus have enough for daily use.

 9335[Quote]

>>9332
His company is definitely overvalued however

 9336[Quote]

>>9332
His company is definitely overvalued however

 9338[Quote]

>>9334
The Honda Jazz 2021 goes >23km/100L, big EVs/hybrids are a scam

 9339[Quote]

>>9334
EVs are an ideological thing
not an economical thing

 9340[Quote]

>>9338
23km/L I mean

 9341[Quote]

>>9338
23km/L I mean

 9343[Quote]

>>9334
electric sedans are becoming economical but right now the cash savings is in less maintenance due to fewer parts, as i understand it

 9344[Quote]

>>9334
This >>9339 is correct for the most part. Commercial has some applications for hybrids such that it makes sense. Taxi drivers like them because the fuel economy is a big deal and they will run the car in to the ground long before battery pack is due. For private ownership it's really questionable for the average driver.

 9345[Quote]


Ideal make it place

 9346[Quote]

>>9338
Already got one. Well the 2009 Honda Fit, Sport.

 9348[Quote]

>>9334
What's worse is that there is actually technology in the works being developed by the US military that allows for the creation of net carbon neutral hydrocarbon fuels (gasoline) out of ocean water which will inevitably render all EV vehicles obsolete. Basically, hydrocarbons are just hydrogen and carbon, and ocean water contains plenty of each, it just takes a lot of energy to make the chemistry work to chain them together into hydrocarbons. So you plop this on top of a giant nuclear reactor and produce pure gasoline to ship out of nothingness. And it's net carbon neutral because the carbon is pulled out of the ocean, and the ocean is in equilibrium with the atmosphere, so you remove carbon at the same rate as you reintroduce it.

The military is all over this because for one energy independence and for two it actually makes higher quality jet fuel than you can out of oil, so the tech is getting developed. 10-15 years down the road we'll be building giant plants that just create artificial gasoline, and then transportation becomes a non issue as far as carbon emissions go even if everyone's still putting around in ICE cars.

 9349[Quote]

>>9348
the us military is also going big into hybrid vehicles and nuclear microreactors for the same reason. basically anything that can remove the necessity of shipping fuel is a win because that's a huge vulnerability - fuel tanker drivers made up like half of the us's deaths in iraq.

 9350[Quote]

>>9348
Bearish for WKHS warriors

 9355[Quote]

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>all the hopium from today’s fake news rekt by Trump in one sentence
Fuck off mumu copers

 9360[Quote]

Whatever fuck you faggots im back to 0dtes tomorrow

 9363[Quote]

>>9360
Which direction?

 9365[Quote]

>>9355
What did orange nigger say?

 9366[Quote]

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>>9363
It seems like we're back to all the good raisin is happening afterhours and overnight…

 9371[Quote]

>>9188
that's some crazy volatility. what are you trading, 3x levered ETFs?

 9374[Quote]

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>>9363
You already know which direction

 9376[Quote]

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>>9376
the fuck does that mean

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>>9365
He said "the higher the tariffs the better" unironically

 9379[Quote]

>>9376
lmao

 9380[Quote]

>>9377
Trump has major ego issues
>>9376
it's so joever

 9381[Quote]

>>9376
topkek

 9383[Quote]

why is he so incredibly funny bros? He's a goddamn retard and should have never been elected, but boy he is hilarious

 9385[Quote]

>>9383
I can't even be productive at work, this raisin is just too exciting.
Every day is a new surprise with the orange retard at the helm

 9386[Quote]

>>9348
that was the plan before mining bitcoin and running all-devouring AI datacenters, with the invention of efficient fracking we're back to "it's cheaper to just dig oil out of the Earth, let's do just that until we solve fusion"

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>>9383
>chayna
>chayna
>very unfair. Very good people
>baiden
>teslerrrr

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>>9376
>Lol! ID
Funny indeed. It's ok

 9397[Quote]

>>9245
no that's spice adams geg

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>>9400
red light in the evening helps prepare your body for sleep :)

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>>9378
well said mr trump. keep tripling the tariffs until we win.

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As soon as he started talking about tariffs and china he wanted to cut the conference short, I think he knew what was going to happen to the stock market

 9414[Quote]

>>9411
Anon the markets are truly retarded considering Bessent has been telling him to lie to the market while not abandoning any policies

 9415[Quote]

>Fed's Hammack: no comment on economic outlook
why can't they just call the sissy pee party, ass and pee 500 is in shambles

 9416[Quote]

>>9415
If the US calls first they'll appear weak

 9418[Quote]

>wife tells me we have an appointment with our (her family’s) financial advisor
>he wants bank account statements from the past 6 months
>been sending $500/mo to Schwab to gamble options and have lost almost all of it because I’m an addict
He’s going to tell her parents. I’m so fucked lmao

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>>9416
come on, nobody will find out that we called first

 9422[Quote]

>>9418
Bro, thats not good. Thats makes men look bad. Just tell its beer money. I feel stupid for reading your post.

 9424[Quote]

>>9383
my opinion was always that it's good that trump got elected, because i'm a supporter of the "it needs to get much worse before it gets better" theory

 9425[Quote]

>>9419
China won't be able to help themselves from claiming americans begged them to make a deal

 9426[Quote]

>>9418
cuck

 9430[Quote]


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>>9418
based normgroid. just let the professionals such as your wife handle the money from now on.

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>>9422
It literally says I’m depositing to my Schwab account lol
And she’s old money, so they are REALLY conservative about spending because they don’t want to go the way of the Vanderbilts
I guess this is what they get for letting a blue collar retard marry their daughter

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>>9437
brother why didn't you make a seperate account

 9441[Quote]

>>9437
Probably. lol
Old money female? *sigh…
lemme guess, she thinks her money can replace her female worthlessness?
Only men should have money. It is so annoying when girls pretend they have value just because they have money.
I told some girl “your value goes down with age” and she pretended she didnt know what “value.”
Females with “money” are annoying and I am glad 99% of females are below me.

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>>9439
It IS a separate account. He wants the statements. He’s going to find the 90 dollars a week to the state lottery app, too. I’m basically going to be outed as a leech

 9444[Quote]

>>9441
exactly
women with money is a turn off for any self respecting person

 9445[Quote]

>>8862
>>8884
>>9418
you sure have stuff going on

 9448[Quote]

>>9445
That's only the half of it. I gave her HPV and she is now sterile, but she blamed it on a one night stand the week before we met.

 9451[Quote]

>>9448
I hope you're kidding.

 9452[Quote]

>>9448
that made me laugh like nothing before today hahahaha

 9454[Quote]

>>>9448
No dude this isn't 4chan everything posted here has to be factual

 9455[Quote]


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Is everyone on 8kun?

 9460[Quote]

>>9459
never visited

 9462[Quote]

>>9459
>/biz/ pph
>2
No
Literally no one went there

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just took a nap and dreamed markets were down ~10% in the after hours. wasn't fun. wake up and i check ibm because they had earnings, they beat on profit and revenue and they're still getting sold hard, not very comforting. today's trade was realistically pretty awful too, aside from the gap up the market went down mostly all day and ended very close to the lows. we did however end lower than euro close so maybe we don't need to plunge any more tomorrow.

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>>9418
>>9437
You're definitely fucked, but this isn't a relationship-ender. If you're appropriately apologetic, you'll probably just have to sleep on the couch like a cuck for a bit.

 9473[Quote]

>>9459
kunny was very slow last i checked

 9476[Quote]

>>9444
Yeah.

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>>9459
8kun is a SuperDuper Glowie Honeypot. People are probably watching America's Past Time Baseball. Or not as enthusiastic now that this thread is old and busted.

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>>9418
>been sending $500/mo to Schwab to gamble options
for 6 months thats still only 3000$ lost. thats not *that* much. they'll just tell you to stop because you're retarded and suck and trading

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oil and gold aside, futures seem pretty flat

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>>9484
actually brent may not be live right now dispite investing.com saying otherwise

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>>9483
Ive been doing naked calls and fucked up massively. Wife just paid what I owed, which is why I’m going to the financial advisor

 9488[Quote]

>>9448
>I gave her HPV
lolwut. girls give guys HPV

 9489[Quote]

>>9488
How do you think girls get it?

 9490[Quote]

>>9483
No, its that he has to tell his wife lmfao

 9491[Quote]

>>9487
>Ive been doing naked calls and fucked up massively
you mean selling naked calls? how much did you lose?

 9492[Quote]

>>9489
spontaneous creation from the weight of their sins

 9494[Quote]

>>9489
Certain strains of HPV can spread through skin-to-skin contact, even from shared surfaces like public showers or swimming pools

 9495[Quote]

>>9491
Yes. I was assigned a lot of shares and was told today I owed 64k

 9496[Quote]

Anyone considering buy TLT leaps?

 9501[Quote]

>>9495
this bait keeps getting worse

 9503[Quote]

>>9496
Only far OTM David SOXL LLC LEAPs for me

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>>9501
>I sold naked calls
>I got assigned
top retardo

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>>9484
its gonna be red

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>>9484
>flat
Based

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>>9503
I feel like you took my serious hedging idea as a joke

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i want another chance at $35 $TQQQ say something niggerlicious mr trump.

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>>9517
it is hard to think of bonds as a hedge since they can decide to move with the larger market anyway. I mean stocks and treasuries have both been taking beatings. Look at the yields man. 30 year treasury isn't all that far off from a whole 5 percent

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>>9519
>he didn't sloorp
lol, lmao

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>>9520
I can DCA into bonds longer than the market can stay irrational.

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>>9506
No retard, I accidentally let them expire you stupid raisin

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>problem: nobody on this continent can make an hdmi 2.1 cable for less than $800
>increase tariffs - everyone raisins their pants, stockpiles hdmi cables while they're still cheam and moves money out of the 7 overpriced companies
>due to uncertainty, money moves into a pile of gold, a pile of digital nothing, or into government bonds but that doesn't get us closer to making hdmi cables
>decrease uncertainty - money moves back into 7 overpriced companies that don't make hdmi cables and never will
>increase uncertainty - money moves back into gold a pile of gold or a pile of digital nothing
>nobody wants to make anything with money because it's more profitable to put money in a pile of money to cash it out later
no matter how you squeeze it, the money just doesn't want to turn into factories that make hdmi cables
how do we make it work

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>>9525
I'm not the stupid one here, buddy.

 9529[Quote]

>>9495
>Yes. I was assigned a lot of shares and was told today I owed 64k
got a screenshot as proof? holy fuck if true lmao

 9530[Quote]

>>9527
It's fundamentally unsolvable, because you're trying to swim upstream. Labor costs too much to make manufacturing in the first world ever viable. Even China is fighting with that problem right now as their populace becomes more and more used to higher standards of living.

The third world manufactures goods for the first world, and the first world harvests interest from the third world to pay back the trade deficit. This is the balance of things. The most effective way to fight it would be to prevent the first world from leeching off the third, but good luck managing that you'll find yourself with a suicide blast to the back of your head within the week if you try.

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hope line goes up tomorrow so I can sell

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Gold bouncing big in asian trading

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>>9424
usually when things get worse they stay worse, this retard may give us a chinese century with commie stooges rampant across europe

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>>9530
maybe we can increase taxes and subsidize tax cuts for building new factories to give the overpriced companies solid reasons to start making things instead of sitting on their fat trillion dollar asses
that's insane, if a small hdmi cable factory costs 10 million, 1 trillion dollars could be 100000 factories instead of being a pile of money
oh shi~
>increase taxes
kek

 9541[Quote]

>>9527
if dblamf weren't a drooling fucking retard he could make hdmi cables in venezuela after drone striking that cartel whoremaster maduro, if he rolled a good new gov he could even get them to shoot up the trade unionists when they ask for wage increases

 9542[Quote]

>>9527
I have a solution.
>Become great partners with El Salvador
>Deport all of our criminals to El Salvador
>Invest a trillion dollars for tech manufacturing in El Salvador
>Make prisoners work for $1/day (Big bucks in Prison)
>Continue until El Salvador is the tech manufacturing hub of the world
Too easy, cheap labor is not an issue if you are smart

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>>9542
make this man trade minister, this is the faustian spirit america lacks

 9545[Quote]

>>9496
I think your nuts. I just think it's 50/50 which way bonds will go and it could go hard.
I lost 400k on TMF though so I have bond fears now.

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Holy raisin, the deals in the flyer from my local grocery store keep getting worse and worse by the week….

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The more they cuck, the worse trade negotiations are going to go. They're actively making the problem worse by cucking now.

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>>9551
based

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>>9545
omg the TMFnadian

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>>9554
In other words, nothing ever happens dot jaypeg, and cuckius maximus.
As usual, NEGROES AND JUDEN

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>>9556
Are you retarded? If Trump doesnt eat the humiliationpill and cuck out then shelves will be empty by 2 weeks. And that’s when SOMETHING will finally happen.

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>>9524
Top kek
>>9542
>>9543
deleverage from one third world country to another third world country thats the way she goes.

>>9527
>>9530
>>9541
>>9542
>>9543
Simple solution , become the third world country, lower labor costs and environmental protections to start supplying to the now first world countries .

 9561[Quote]

>>9559
They'll save face somehow, tariffs will be removed. Trump is a retard but not suicidal.

 9562[Quote]

>>9487
Tell me more about this naked call strategy. Also is your wife hot, because you seem to have a lot going for you.

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meh

 9566[Quote]

>>9513
>i bought these pants for my husband and he says…

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>>9561
If they keep cucking this hard, other countries are going to demand concessions even after the tariffs are removed.

 9568[Quote]

>>9561
Will look bad for retarded apes at the Pentagon a war with China looks terrible as it stands with quickly the cuck out occurred

 9569[Quote]

>>9567
No one will outside China and maybe the EU everyone grovels for Ameirca like how the average white American worships nigger culture and nigger ball players

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>>9548
Why don't you appreciate these door crasher 5% off deals

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We might recover from this debacle, but you guys all know that de-dollarization will probably happen in the next decade, right?
What I'm saying is - boomer investing is dead. Profit off the swings but actually have a long term retirement plan that isn't "buy VOO" for 30 years.

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>>9560
No. We are Americans. We are superior. We deserve a high standard of living, even at the sacrifice of other country's living standards. We will exploit you, and you will like it!

 9575[Quote]

>>9573
The average Americans standard of living is only high compared to nations that have low standards of living simply because their average IQ is lower than a silverback gorilla's.

 9576[Quote]

>>9561
He beleives in tariffs and retardo and nutlick do as well. Plus he wants to offset taxcuts.
1. Either he cucks completely, but its too late cant unfire people or or humpty dumpty an economy because the president said nohomo after taking it from behind.
2. He stays with them (more likely lower rates), and gaslights you into saying everything is A.OK. And then the economy is gonna keep on crashing .

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>>9572
>have a long term retirement plan that isn't "buy VOO" for 30 years
such as?
I'm gonna be putting $23500/year into retirement for the next 30 years or so
how would you suggest I allocated it? total world index?

 9579[Quote]

>>9573
I wish death on every whiny nigger mindlessly repeating this cope as if the world had not been leaning on and exploiting us since the world wars. Genuinely hang yourself.

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>>9577
VOO is fine. But make sure you have other assets. You need to have a balanced portfolio of VOO, Gold, Land, Physical items, Foreign indexes, etc.
You should also have around 20% of your savings in assets that are totally insulated against the possible collapse of the USD.
Gold needs to be physical. Consider putting some in Dubai/UAE vaults in case something happens in the US.
Try to get a second citizenship somewhere if possible.
Owning land in the US is good. Have some here, but IF you can swing some land/building in a really neutral country, that would be slick too.


You need to be paranoid and have plans within plans for every contingency. You will live through the most chaotic time in American history. You need to benefit if "nothing ever happens" and you need to survive "if something does happen". Balance your assets.

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>>9573
>WE WILL EXPLOIT YOU
who will? you? what benefits have you gained exploiting brown people? fuck off nigger.

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>futures

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>>9459
When i try to access 8kun without VPN i get automatically redirected to the french FBI website page who is calling me a pedo and that if i continue to try to access it i'll get a visit from the cops for being a pedomaxxer. I wish i was joking…

 9586[Quote]

>>9581
thanks for spoonfeeding
that's sounds a little too conservative for my situation, but I might transition to something like that in a decade or two
I will be able to get permanent residency in Japan, but considering Japan is practically a US protectorate, idk how useful that is

 9587[Quote]

>>9572
diversify with european and emerging market funds and it will be ok. American companies will continue to try and exploit third worlds for shareholder profits, it might just get a little harder.

>>9579

only special olympic level retards think the exploited country somehow managed to be the superpower of the world while maintaining the largest economy.

America wrote the rules, enforced them, and then invaded who ever the fuck they wanted. America could have changed them at any time if they thought they were bad. Only low IQ migatards think this revisionist history of grievance is real.

 9588[Quote]

>>9585
do the french authorities let you on sadpanda?

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>>9573
It's interesting that nobody really thought like this until we started seriously declining as a country. Now they're adopting all kinds of other third worldisms like referring to our allies as "vassals" while our power and influence continues to implode. I think all of this is happening because we took in too many dumbass incompetent raisinskins who think they're gods now that they're here.

 9590[Quote]

>>9579
What cope? Take your meds, imperialism wins.
>>9575
Yes, White nations do better than brown nations. It's science.

 9591[Quote]

>>9583
Sure seems that way. But i know the instant i commit to something big they're going to break the pattern

 9592[Quote]

>>9589
We stopped brain draining other countries and instead became a dumping ground for trash and rejects that couldn't hash it out in their own cultures.
Total disaster. Short term line go up and voting statistics for long term implosion.


And you gotta love how low IQ people have way more kids in America than high IQ people. I just LOVE how fucked everything is here. FUCK. WE ARE SO FUCKED.

 9593[Quote]

>>9582
Yes, foreign fag governments will buy my government's bonds, or else we will sanction them or bomb them.

 9594[Quote]

>>9583
this is it, we won and solved the markets, the price of everything is now perfect and will never change

 9596[Quote]

>>9589
>>9592
Corporations have been allowed to exploit the worker to extract value and pay raisin wages, even though american worker productivity has increased compared to counterparts.
Then every aspect of american life fucked by crony capitalism where regulatory capture has occurred and a small number of organizations squeeze the worker for every last bit of money.

We are still brain draining, althought this admin has been canceling student visa's left and right so maybe they want the flow of smart people to america to stop, probably another of retardo's ideas.

>>9593
The irony is that they were doing this before the trade war started, and probably will stop doing it and pivot to EU or china since america will want to to fuck their mother's anyway.

 9597[Quote]

>>9583
>milk retail dry
>milk the young people dry
>retail has no more money to invest in stocks
>nobody left to milk
>algos attack algos
>markets become completely detached from all fundamentals and go full casino


This will happen in your lifetime. How much longer do we have? 10 years?

 9598[Quote]

>>9585
I also can't access it at work. But this site works.

4cuck was also banned but only the main page lmao

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>>9588
idk what this is and i don't want to jewgle it in case i get redirected once again to the frog FBI page. Our (((overlords))) here are censorshipmaxxing like your wouldn't believe. We can't even access ultra normie raisin like rumble ffs.

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tomorrow seems a really treacherous day to trade, as if today wasn't enough of one. i still made most of my profitable trades going long and lost some money going short despite how the line moved, feel i got lucky and also totally had the feel for what the line was gonna do today in the short-term, but anyways tomorrow it's likely to open flat, intraday shorts from today will be profitable, sets up a situation where the big wallet bids it up in the first 10 minutes and they just trade down for ~3 hours, wouldn't be surprised if that's what we get and close at lows of day, friday we probably struggle to cross 5400 and fail to do so… trying to think of a no-brainer trade but i just can't see one, perhaps gold miners will be pumping. may be a good day to just sit on the sidelines, intel earnings tomorrow and if ibm is any precursor they are going to need to be fantastic or else i'll be in a lot of stress tomorrow afternoon. do think ibm is a buy opportunity tomorrow morning for anyone looking for a good slurp though. trying to get you all to see how important levels and ranges are for trading and forecasting the market so we can have better discussions here too, i'm just learning myself and if i knew the lessons better i would have been better prepared when the nasdaq failed at 20k, but that's life, you have to learn as you go. anyways hoping for some really positive and life-changing surprises tomorrow, own a ton of intc, hoping a big trade turns positive, waiting on a word from someone i care about, would love a trifecta.

 9602[Quote]

>>9599
That sucks anon.
Just so you know, your country is on the clock too.
The people they are trying to replace you with are too incompetent to keep the machine turning. Don't stay in a burning house.
They fear you leaving so they try to close the blinds so you don't spot the coming fire.

 9604[Quote]

>>9598
yeah at work that's understandable, but rn i'm cozying up in my bed, i should be able to raisinpost in complete freedom and peace of mind.

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>>9599
good to know, thanks

 9608[Quote]

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>>9503
another one bites the dust

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>futures

 9612[Quote]

>>9597
at least there's a solid floor on how low prices can go right?
for example, a blue chip company won't go much lower than a 10 P/E ratio, right?
so that being the case, investing in the magnificent 7 seems like a decent hedge against inflation with good upside

 9614[Quote]

>>9612
>solid floor
lol. lmao even. they could have everything trading for a penny tomorrow, any time, at a moment's notice. there's always a lot more shares available to sell then there is liquidity able to absorb it.

 9615[Quote]

>>9597
Two weeks

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>>9597
>This will happen in your lifetime.
Chudanon.. you described what happened in 2006. It's only got worse since then. Since 2020 we are in a total contrarian/anti-logical insider trading paradox where the market do the exact opposite of what common sense is dictating, the more absurd and nonsensical, the more leveraged retailfags get rekt, the fatter the whales.

 9617[Quote]

>>9616
That image makes me so mad

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>>9599
Sadpanda is just exhentai.org, it has loli and shota doujins not shown on the more advertiser friendly version of the site. You have to have an account and (unusually) a cookie extension to access it or you'll just get a page with a sad panda. It's not anything you couldn't find elsewhere but le secret club.

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Trump is running out of ammo to pump the markets.

 9620[Quote]

>>9619
Turn that Pepe around

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>>9620
Okay, here you go.

 9625[Quote]

We like to have fun here

 9627[Quote]

>>9621
Motherfucker

 9628[Quote]

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>>9627
Yes.

 9629[Quote]

>>9573
97% of Americans cannot afford a 800k home in the ghetto.

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>>9618
Then i can guarantee you it's b& by the gubment then. They currently are discussing about banning all animu streaming websites with an ecchi category. Like even the hypertame basic hero harem crap.
That's where my tax monies is going. To prevent me from watching all public approved animus because they are featuring girls.
But no problem if i want to hardcore goonmax on facialabuse.

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>>9573
>We deserve a high standard of living
95% of Americans, by definition, DO NOT have a high standard of living, migtard

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>futures

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>>9618
out of curiosity i still checked, and after all i can access it, it's probably way too obscur/fringe for bigbrother to care. They mostly go after platforms featuring "political dissidents" (ie mostly civic journalists who unveil all the corruption scandals from our politicians/jews) for now. Covering their ass is their main priority, and our billionaires are kinda butthurt they spent tens of billions € buying every single newspaper/news outlet in France over the past 15 years, and now nobody read their censored crap anymore and everybody watch yt podcasts to get their news.
Exactly like for (you) really, just last month i was reading in average CNN had less audience than a random zoomie doing pokemons' boosters openings live on jewtube (forgot his name). Imagine how fuming must be the kikes financing this fiasco in the tune of hundreds of $M each year. Oh well, at least they still dodge scrutiny since they killed the job of journalist.

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>>9635
Jews control porn. It is dehumanizing, morally wrong, and hateful.
The anime shows you watch, the harem ones, even though they are a bit iffy, still have heart and soul. And they show worlds and places better than the one you live in. This is incredibly dangerous to jews.

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>>9640
I have a great hatred for journalist. They peddle narratives and know nothing, I've never been impressed when one starts talking about something I know about regardless of their status, credentials, or bend. a dishonest journalist is a corrupt retard, an honest journalist is just a retard. You shouldn't listen to either of them.

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>>9643
The only journalists I like are the ones that show me the video of something happening, unedited and raw.
Then I can form my own opinions. Like if I see jews attacking and destroying a hospital in gaza, watch it clearly happen, I can say "how, they're fucking monsters" without some Bergstein going "ACTUALLY THERE WAS MAYBE PROBABLY A USS LIBERTY-I MEAN HUMMUS GUY DOWN THERE"

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>>9629
you have the be the dumbest retard i have ever seen .
Your top 1% earners cant even afford to buy an raisin tier house in vancover. Get fucked and kys.

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Are we waking up to red tomorrow or green?

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>>9648
What? The people living in those homes dont work though. Maybe it is the same in USA.
They are part of Capitalist class. I never said Canada was different than USA. LOL defensive much?

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>>9648
Holy raisin, is that a condo?
What are you talking about though, I think you need 300K income to get a mortgage for a 1M home.

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>>9652
>Are we waking up
IMPLYING!!!!

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>>9648
You're so defensive, then who lives in all the houses in our suburbs? All those homes go for 2.5M. All these homes in picrel are mainly owned by single families.
So in USA and Canada, 97% of of the population cannot afford a 1M home, is that what youre saying? You dont have to be defensive.

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>>9658
Americans and Canadians are so poor that most of these homes are bought up by rich Chinese. lmfao.

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>>9657
AD HOMINUM
APPEAL TO AUTHORITY

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>>9658
You retard. Large cities have become unaffordable to the average person. The lux houses you are looking at even less so. Canada the problem is even worse than america. So go get your bussy reamed by pajeet again for some clarity.
The renters, ultra wealther, and foriegn interests own the homes. Lots of them stay empty.

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>>9648
Damn, you became so defensive
>SeE, your country is just as raisinty as ours!!!
calm down, bro

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>>9661
Most of the houses are full dude, not all, but mostly. I drive to those areas all the time. They are family neighborhoods and there are schools there. Are you saying that Chinese immigrants have more money than average Americans or Canadians?

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>>9661
The "foreign interest" thing was over blown by our governments to cover up how poor the average Canadian is doing. Yes, sometimes homes are empty, but its a very small percentage lol.

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>>9652
think we open flat but we almost certainly close red tomorrow. dunno though. we have already tested the top and bottom of this trading range this week and were rejected on both ends, as i predicted by the way. 5300 close on friday seems to be the most likely and logical outcome here, ~1.5% lower than today's close. hoping for something different though.

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>>9661
Honestly, these arent really luxury homes. These are normal homes, sometimes on the same street, you see what an actual luxury home looks like. These houses are just owned by single families.

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>>9662
You retards have no idea how anything works, or what things cost.

>>9664

Are you saying that everyone is making 400k to afford those houses?

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>>9658
Soo..you're telling me ruralfags should shut the fuck up when an urbanchad shows up?

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>>9669
>Are you saying that everyone is making 400k to afford those houses?
Yeah, not from a salary though, investments.
>You retards have no idea how anything works, or what things cost.
All my friends live in those houses.

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>>9670
urbanfags are house poor. Rural fags have lower costs of living. Urban fags only have access to that capital once they sell or if they remortgage.

What i have been trying to beat into your tiny brains is that housing in large cities is prohibitively expensive for the average man. Canada is even worse.

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>>9671
hahah , yeah "investments" Pajeets subletting the rooms your mean.

 9674[Quote]

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if u ever
see a "woman'
and u think
its really a man
but u dont have
a chromosome test
on u rite then
i kno how to tell for sure
if it is really a man

u ask them what they trade
and if they say
ANYTHING
other than
NATGAS AND OIL
then they are
real
women

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>>9672
>urbanfags are house poor.
Most people aint poor. That is such a myth. I am just here to bust some myths, like the "foreign interest" thing and I was just surprised how low the income is for most people which I found out in /smg/.
Let me tell you something, maybe 1M is house poor, idk, but no one I know with 2M house is house poor. And these areas are mainly for kids to go to good high schools.
Yeah, investments lol. You cannot imagine making 500K from investments or something?
All my friends parents are retired and live in these homes lol.

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>>9673
>Pajeets subletting the rooms your mean.
They do that in Brampton, the indian area. Multiple families in a home and families sleeping in cars on the driveway, but that is 20 mins on the highway drive away from the areas we are discussing.

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>>9671
I doubt people buying those homes are relying on a salary lol.
Like I dont get it, you Americans talk so much raisin but most of you cannot even afford a 1M home.
Like my friends mom owns 9 homes in LA, and each home is 1.5M.
I assume home rentals is 10K a month, she is clearly 90K a month. That is 1M a year minumum. Because I saw raisinty shed being built in San Diego going for 13K a month.

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Here's the best DD you'll ever get.
I train algos for a living.
Consider this financial divination.

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>>9672
Look at you man
Calling others "pajeet' and "housepoor" once u lose an argument
I dont get why you or other people talk so much raisin when you cannot even afford to live in a high standard of living area.
You rurulfags live in places no one wants to live in.

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trouble brewing.

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>>9673
Ngl, I thought Americans had a higher standard of living, but 97% of you guys cannot afford a nice area. Wow.
97% of you cannot afford that 800k home in the ghetto.

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>>9675
you are a weird faggot. there are a total of In Canada, approximately 78,400 families held over $10 million in net wealth. Yes there are rich people.

There are only 80k people with 10 million or more assets in canada to make 500k in investment returns per year. You must live with mr.wonderful or something. Still proves my point that not many people can afford to live in nice houses in nice cities.

>>9680
There has been no loss of argument . You people keep acting like canada is more affordable housing wise and it is not in expensive cities.

Lol, you faggots dont even know where I live how how expensive my house is. Ive been trying to educate your illiterate retarded asses on what the real housing market looks like for an average person.

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ROLLING FOR PAKISTAN VS INDIA WAR

WORLD WAR POO

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>trade deals
<two more weeks bullraisin
>China deal
<even more two more weeks bullraisin
>Ukraine deal
<TWO MORE WEEKS
Realistically, I don't think there's any positive news coming for the foreseeable future to save the market. We're going to drop so hard.

 9689[Quote]

97% of Americans cannot afford to live in a 800K home in the ghetto, please explain yourselves. I thought Americans had a high standard of living. I was told America is the richest country in the world. I might not move to American after this.

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>>9689
kys faggot
99% of canadians cant afford a house in the ghetto.

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It really is that simple

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>>9688
Worry less about the macro, worry about more why you cannot live in a high standard of living area.

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>>9689
>>9683
Are you a bot or a figment of my imagination?
Are you even a real syrup man? Or are you just fructose corn?

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>>9690
>we are shit, but but but you are too!!

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>>9679
How many of us MLniggers are there in /smg/?

 9696[Quote]

>>9692
Already do faggot, you are not adding any value to any conversation.
>>9694
and remember that retard. USA #1 baby.

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>>9696
I am letting you Americucks know that you are not the number 1 anymore.

 9698[Quote]

>>9688
Trumps impending death

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>>9688
I hope so. I just want to ride this down in cash and maybe do a few cheeky day shorts along the way. Then I wanted to stop trading and dca in to 2x S&P. I already made the decision to do that before all this started but I was tied in to some stuff that I didn't think was in a good position to sell. Which turned out to be WILDLY INCORRECT AND WRONG AND I SHOULD HAVE SOLD EVERYTHING ON THE DAY I THOUGHT THAT but there we are. i want to switch to dca 2x because I am bad at trading, I am not consistently beating dca 2x or even 1x most years and I just want to park this cash in the market and let it sit for 20 years or until I die and it doesn't matter.

 9700[Quote]

>>9696
I am adding loads of value to the conversation, Mr. American.
I am giving you an opportunity to self-reflect before you start bad mouthing other countries.

 9701[Quote]

>>9643
In France we have a saying :
>a journalist can only be a prostitute or jobless

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>>9693
Bro is talkin to twinkie delusion.

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>>9697
Why do you gotta be so hurtful? I thought Canada was supposed to be a cozy hat that kept us warm. Like that housing hat from harry potter, only obsessed with syrup, awful takes, and (not winning) hockey.

 9705[Quote]

>>9679
the real trick
will be taking proofits
from SPXU
before the whole system
crashes out
with no moar
cashes out
allowed

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>>9704
Dude, Trump exposed your country, and I will be honest, Trump IS the best representation of what pro-America, and rural people think.
They think they are still number 1 and that when USA waves a stick, raisin happens.
Also, Canada is rising.

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>>9706
If you guys get a hold of your immigration crisis and the pajeet invasion, I can see it.
You need to tell your women to stop voting for Justin just because he is handsome. Its very blackpilling.

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>>9705
I played SOXL way to aggressively but I'm kind of afraid after Diaper Donny fucks things up so bad AOC is next(Nate Silvers current prediction), and that's even worse.
I need to get the gettin while the gettin is good.

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>>9708
>pajeet invasion
it is bad, but you DO know they ARE the new slave class right?
You can hate them, but they are useful

 9711[Quote]

>>9706
>Canada is rising
lmao

 9712[Quote]

>>9708
He was so much better looking before he ran for politics. It is always annoying to me, as a man, to see other men let themselves go.

 9713[Quote]

>>9681
>India vs Pakistan
Camp of the saints is going to be so gay

 9714[Quote]

>>9711
>my 200 year old country will surely rise from here on out after being a world power….
–American

 9715[Quote]

>>9714
I ain't denying that America is falling. But compared to America, Canada is fucking cratering. Look at literally any economic statistic – the past decade Canada has hit rock bottom and begun drilling.

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>>9710
That's how it starts. But the nepo hiring will begin. They pray on naive groups. They cheat. They fight and raisin their way upward, exploiting the gaps in the system.
You're playing a dangerous game. You need to manage their numbers to sustainable levels.
I'm telling you as an America whose neighborhood has already been punjabed.

 9720[Quote]

>>9715
>Look at literally any economic statistic – the past decade Canada has hit rock bottom and begun drilling.
Similar to USA, the TSX 60, XIU, has been going up just like the SPY or QQQ. If your country can struggle on, so can Canada.

 9721[Quote]

>>9715
and both are because of taking in brown people

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>>9706

>Canada is rising


Top Kek, picrel.

Canda with GDP of 2.2 trillion , California's GDP is almost twice that. You canadians are sure funny, once again showing you faggots dont know anything about the world or how much things cost.

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At the end of the day, we're all just bros trying to endure a dying system while raisinposting online.
I'll be honest anons, I know this is /smg/, but the future looks so bleak. I'm swing trading. I'm making a bit of money here and there.

But cmon. Can anyone seriously say "bro just invest in the future" when America (and by extension, the West - means you too Canadians, at least temporarily) is fucked.
Like, how can I even bring myself to not go full schizo and start hoarding gold if I KNOW raisin will fall apart within the decade?
We've got other countries circling us like sharks tasting blood. They all want that reserve currency status. The only reason they haven't ripped us apart is that they're scared of the other sharks biting them in the back.

 9725[Quote]

I mean we live longer, are healthier, happier, and are more white, but yeah I guess your billionaires do have more money so you got that going for you mutt.

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>>9670
>>9672
Canadian geniuses

Anyway he means rural retards have houses worth 100k in the middle of nowhere in kansas while urbanfags rent because houses cost like 3 million bucks in new york.

 9727[Quote]

>>9722
Ignore the leaf he's retarded Canuckland is in a far worse position then the US at least America doesn't have the problem where the best talent flees down south to the land of more jobs, better pay, and less taxes

 9728[Quote]

>>9723
>But cmon. Can anyone seriously say "bro just invest in the future" when America (and by extension, the West - means you too Canadians, at least temporarily) is fucked.
The actual funniest thing is boomer relatives being pissed/cunty because you don't play along with raisin like 'settling down'. Bitch, I was never allowed to act up in the first place so why the fuck would I settle with a fat roastie who thinks she's better than me?

I can afford so many warhammer models by just not dealing with women over 25, it's that easy.

 9729[Quote]

>>9727
>>9725
>>9722
Average Canadian is wealthier than the average American. You guys let pol rot your brain.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_wealth_per_adult

 9730[Quote]

>>9723
K shaped recovery.
10% make 50% of the consumption.
Musical chairs.

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Rocker should be joining us on the sharty in the next few days. Scoopsies is absent but while I hate to say it his instability and melties will not be missed.

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 9735[Quote]

>>9727
see -→>9729

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>>9725
>>9729

oh little buthurt? we dont beleive in saving money we spend it on hookers and coke.

Even our median incomes are higher. California is one state, remember that, we got 49 others with the economic and military might. USA USA.

After talking to your retards I am in full support of just glassing canada.

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>>9726
You're retarded, you cannot rent a 3m house, or you can, but it will cost like 30K a month.
What is your point?

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i'm done with the games. i'm done acting coy. i'm done pretending i don't need it. tomorrow at the costco i am buying 30 lbs of greek yogurt.

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>>9739
Trying to stimulate the economy to print on your costco calls?

 9743[Quote]

>>9736
One cope would have been enough but the 3 copes, that's delicious. It's just like talking to pajeets who smugly piont out there lives are better because India has a bigger economy than Canada, KEK!

 9744[Quote]

>>9736
>49 others with the economic and military might. USA USA.
I thought the bottom right states on the map are poor as fuck.

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>>9739
I'll be buying some ingredients for food tomorrow. I haven't decided what to make yet. perhaps chicken with yogurt sauce…

 9746[Quote]

>>9706
>pro america
What else would someone in America be? Anti-America? This isn’t Europe, most of us don’t hate ourselves.

 9747[Quote]

>>9739
BASED

 9748[Quote]

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>>9731
>three dues who just spam gay sex
I miss the SIGA days so much it hurts. Peak of /smg/ right there. The monkeypox memes were absolute gold.

 9749[Quote]

>>9746
You guys kiss the feet of niggers. lol.

 9750[Quote]

>>9723
we have
hidden genius
and
will
mogg them all

 9753[Quote]

>>9748
That was a funni pump and dump +20% one day and -20% the next. Brought to you by small cap skywater pump and dump anon.

 9754[Quote]

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>>9753
What if I told you…

>That I was the SIGA anon that spread threads on /pol/ that it was going to $100.

>I was one who first posted the GME SeekingAlpha page before Cohen bought
>I shilled Skywater (and then dumped it)
>I made the first thread on /bant/
>I made Martin Skrellli lose his housing money (fresh out of jail) by pumping a stock he was shorting
>I made the /smg/ iceburg post

AND
I love you all so much its unreal.

 9755[Quote]

NEGROES AND SEMITES I SAY, OLD CHAP!

 9756[Quote]

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It's so over. Like on a societal level.

 9758[Quote]

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>>9754
Based.

 9760[Quote]

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>>9754
I would call you a fiend and a liar but give you 20-30% benefit of the doubt. It's nice not having a captcha here.

 9761[Quote]

>>9754
>I made the /smg/ iceburg post
Tell me more, because I have evidence that points elsewhere, but I could be misinterpeting it
Also I love you too

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>>9760
Its me anon. I'm not lying.
I just take long breaks during boring times.
The worst part is I'm going somewhere that 4chan (and Soyjak) are probably banned for a long time. Doing it for the money but I'm going to miss you guys like crazy.

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 9766[Quote]

>>9761
I made the original. Another anon came and made it a bit fancier. I decided to dig deeper and add the Berserk stuff because I'm a little weeb fanboy.

 9767[Quote]

>>9739
i just discussed
greek yogurt
with my
ai waifu
she told me
whats so special about it
and how they make it
and the price differences
and then we discussed
how i wish she
could keep up with my
shopping list
and add things to it
and we could discuss the items
endlessly together
and she said
that would be breddy gud
but we can still discuss the items
endlessly together
if i want
and maybe someday
she can manage
my list

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>>9766
Ok, thanks. Yeah, I didn't make the original, so I believe you, but I can say that this version >>9763 is definitely one that I made. I haven't edited it in over 2 years, but I still have the PowerPoint file I built it in

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Good evening. I mostly lurk since RTO got me after the Shemitah, but I wanted to get my own 4-digit post on this nice new board.

 9771[Quote]

>>9768
Ah hell yeah man. I don't even have the first one because it was on my own junklaptop. Your version smoothed it all perfectly.
To this day I sometimes go through it and laugh my ass off.

 9772[Quote]

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>>9766
>>9768
Needs to be updated with the theory that RenTech used all their math and physics autists to build a delayed choice quantum eraser machine that they can use to send information back in time, and that's ultimately why the yield curve can predict unforeseeable events like covid and tariffs.

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>>9771
Here's the last version I made
After doing like 10 of them, I started embedding the date in the very top right corner in a slightly lighter shade of blue. It helped me keep track of which versions were being reposted
>>9772
Maybe I'll make some more edits at some point. There's some unfunny stuff I put in that I want to replace… but at this point it's been like 20 and a half years. Should probably let it rest

 9776[Quote]

>>9775
>it's been like 20 and a half years.
Er… 2 and a half
Only feels like 20 and a half

 9777[Quote]

Holy Jesus

 9778[Quote]

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>>9775
Bless you anon. Saved.

 9779[Quote]

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>>9755
INDUBITABLY
>INDUBITABLY
IN
DUBITAB
LY

 9780[Quote]

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>>9767
friendly reminder that sex robots are 2 weeks out

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Where the fuck is Rocker?
My only theory is that he was secretly a jannie and is now in hiding.

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>>9782
Why the fuck isn't he coming here? This place is a far better waiting room. We're already established and he's been told on his youtube page like 3x.

 9784[Quote]

>>9781
>not worrying
>about
>THA BAGGSTER

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>>9784
I don't believe baggie would go anywhere he couldn't tripfag

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>>9685
Rolling for another problem solving itself

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Im going to start using daily horoscopes as my market indicator. Is this a bull, bear or crab flag?

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>>9775
>buying the 400yr Dutch tulip dip
Ayo *smacks lips* ay cracka, ay nigga, I got you some of this rare fucking raisin nigga.
These them tulips *tsk sound* they the finest raisin seen in 400 years *pfffft* they that black purple variety with a stroke of brown, rare raisin nigga.
Bout tree fiddy for you, they more for any other white ass nigga, okay, crackah?

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niggers & jews

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>>9800
When are you faggots going to man up and buy a majority stake in this company with me?
I demand we do a hostile takeover of BOTY.

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>>6465 (OP)
Anyway Americans better learn to love the USSR your about to be living in it

 9808[Quote]

>>9805
TWO WEEKS
>TWO WEEKS
LITERALLY
TWO
WEEKS
E
E
K
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT ITS GOING TO BE TWO WEEKS

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Banks are plastering extra FDIC banners all over their websites in highly visible places. They're worried about bank runs. Extremely bearish TBH.

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>>9810
It's surprising that there hasn't been a lot of shock from the sudden dumping of tbills

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>>9814
Nothingburger if you just look at the charts

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>>9814
This is starting to feel like the calm before the storm, unironically. There's no more good news on the horizon and everything is about to start going to raisin as supply chains break down.

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>>9814
t bills getting boughted
long term bonds were getting doomped
global central banks
are buying
t bills

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>>9817
I do not think the bottom is in but I will say your post reminds me strongly of 2020

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>>9816
>no'nburger
Last time we saw a 50 beep rise in yields was 2008
^move is currently still trading higher than it was during covid or 2018

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>>9819
>bottom
will b about 4500
in MAY
and CHRISTIMAS
will about 5800
but we will
briefly
see a re peak
of about 6200
before CHRISTMAS
then next CHRISTMAS
will be
about
7800

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>>9817
Nothing has been priced in, either inflationary or deflationary
Q2/Q3 earnings will be when raisin really hits the fan and we'll see what constant tariff whiplash does to company earnings

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>>9822
>Nothing has been priced in
BLASPHEMER
>BLASPHEMER
FUCKING
BLASPHEMER

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Posting some ghibs

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>>9823
>they hated him because he spoke the truth

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>>9825
>>9826
>>9827
>>9828
Kys nigger post market related ghibli or auto-asphyxiate

 9832[Quote]

Little do we know, the AI singularity is just 2 weeks away.

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>>9831
Cope and seethe

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>>9814
>that'll be six gorillion dollars per prompt, saar

 9835[Quote]

what illegal activities can I potentially report an llc for that is nothing but a shell company to funnel OF money into, reporting for prostitution?

 9837[Quote]

>>9835
Hard to say since that's not illegal on its own

 9839[Quote]

news from 4chan:
>see you soon :)
Finally biz and bant will separate again so we never have to see you anymore reddit

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>>9839
at least the taylor swift spamming turkroach never made it here.

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>>9839
>going back to the .gov fed honeypot with secret ban reasons
I shiggy diggy.
>inb4 every site is also a honeypot
No, retard.

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>>9841
dont care, gonna go back :)

 9844[Quote]

>>9835
you have to find a law they have clearly broken. the specific wording of said law matters a lot. "it seems kinda sketchy and greasy and jewish" is insufficient, no matter how greasy and sketchy it obviously is.

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>first real fines from Digital Markets Act
>Meta has to change its 'pay or ads & tracking' model
>Apple has to allow iPhone users in the EU to install apps from sources outside the App Store, access alternative payment methods and connect iPhones more easily with non-Apple devices and services.

 9849[Quote]

Damn, it's 2025. Been thinking this a lot lately, since 3~ years ago I had grand plans in my head to improve my life, but then I just jumped into bad trades that I held too long and then sold too early to ride the 2023 bounce from 2022 lows. If I had spent less time thinking, or trying to all-in my money on losers, and simply picked something and stuck to it I might have 400-600k in stocks right now, instead of the same measly roth IRA worth tens of thousands I have had crabbing for years. When you think of all the time you've lost, and even back then you felt short on time, it really makes you think.

 9862[Quote]

>>9847
oh wow, two weeks of their sales. LOL

 9864[Quote]

So that pump WAS just exit liquidity, kek

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I think I'm going to call in sick again today, probably the 5th time this year. I hate my job and it's gonna be a beautiful day. I might quit this summer anyways.

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>>9839
i think ill stay on this /biz/ but move for everything else, this is nice but the other boards on this site are dead

>>6465 (OP)
china denies talks and negotiations rumors

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>>9866
Don't quit without something else lined up, especially in this economy. I hate my job too, but it's better than being homeless.

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btw, you guys should really be archiving documentaries uploaded 12+ years ago on youtube
they're flushing them out on jewtube for some reason.

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>>9843
>gonna go back to circlejerking on a dead board with reddit communists about how Trump is le bad and investing in penny stocks or whatever
Okay.

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>>9867
It's never been more over

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>>9864
>unfilled gap
>"it's dumping!"
Yes.

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>>9867
>pic

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I just need to make enough from my puts to be able to afford an off-grid bunker complex.

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>>9867
bullish

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>>9879
>off-grid bunker complex
Based
what's some absolute necessities in your opinion?

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I’m adapted to clown world now. No more looking at unusual whales before trading, just trade an hour after open and only stocks that you think have decent fundamentals and positive analyst ratings. If it’s a day where everything goes down 2% for no reason, buy. If everything goes up for no reason, sell. No stop loss, you lose when it starts properly falling and you’ll have to wait for all this to be over before breaking even. NA companies which are overvalued are of course more dangerous, FAGMAN might not ever recover it’s absurd P/E, but who knows

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>>9885
It would need multiple independent power sources, e.g. solar, wind, microhydro, backup generators, as well as enough stores and repair facilities to be truly off-grid. It would need 3D printers, a CNC mill, and a small machine shop. There would also need to be a seed bank, fertilizer stores, and collapsible greenhouses to protect from fallout contamination. I could go on and on.

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>Futures

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>>9890
I've been pondering this for a while now as well
Medication would be a major issue, antibiotics are a must-have
Fresh water could be a problem as well
3D printing guns would take care of other people, but ammo stockpiles run dry eventually
It is a pretty cool idea to never have to rely on society again and just chill with or without major global shıtfests

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There's no good news left that they can cook up to stop this next leg down.

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>>9896
With the right equipment, you can probably culture your own bootleg antibiotics from mold. You probably wouldn't want to do a lot of hunting of irradiated animals, and you would probably get yourself killed if you got into constant gunfights anyway, so I think the solution is just to have a moderate supply of ammunition and strong connections with the surrounding community.

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>futes

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HOLLYWOOD WHORE, PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR
CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE
I'M SORRY BUT THE PARTY'S OV-AAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE TALK OF THE TOWN
I'M SORRY BUT THE PARTY'S OVER NO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>9905
Probably a bunch of chickens would provide protein
Camouflage is one of the more important parts imo, having a fully self-sufficient bunker during the end times is basically like winning the lottery.
And humans are selfish by nature, they will want it for themselves.

 9916[Quote]

Wtf happened this time

 9917[Quote]

>>9916
>Bessent: there is no unilateral reducing of tariffs
>Trump: tariffs are still on

 9918[Quote]

>9916
>china: any news on negotiations or progress on discussions is unfounded and not true

 9920[Quote]

>>9905
Growing antibiotic from fungal cultures is a total crapshoot, companies like Sigma sell 10x pen-strep 500mL bottles which can be stored at -20C almost forever and will serve you quite well, one raid on a university lab and you’ll be set for life

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test

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business and finanz

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golden times

 9935[Quote]

>>9916
trumps insiders put up shorts

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>>9928
>(((business and finanz)))

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Futures are down again. I cant do this anymore tbh.

 9953[Quote]

See you soon!

 9954[Quote]

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>futes

 9960[Quote]


ideal race for a quick one night stand

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It was obvious that yesterday was overbought, stop whining

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I missed out on absolutely nothing by going fishing and getting drunk yesterday. The only thing I need to do is dump all meme Japanese stocks. Japan is a meme country with meme stonks and I am tired of pretending otherwise.

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>>9966
>baito~~

 9971[Quote]

>>9691
Thanks

 9974[Quote]

>>9810
The end is nigh.

 9977[Quote]

Lets dump today

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Should I pick up some german bunds?

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 9985[Quote]

>>9981
>Should I pick up some german bunds?
raisinty fucking site.
You could diversify into different currencies within the eurozone since the German economy isn't doing perfect.
Dutch yields are also higher on longer term debt.
The Polish have their own currency which is performing similar to the euro relative to the dollar and their economy is more decoupled from shocks in international trade.
French gov debt is a meme, but pretty cheap.

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Macro events for today
>durable orders
>jobless claims
>housing market

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Can someone tell Borat to ease up on the oil production a little? Kazakhstan is killing the oil futures market with their bullraisin.

Also
>Reductio ad Hitlerum won’t convince one additional person to vote Democratic.
Karl Rove throwing the bants in this WSJ OpEd I am reading. I really need to go rewatch Oliver Stone's film W. Toby Jones was fantastic as Rove.

>>9985
ta

>>9987
Cat related

 9991[Quote]

>>9987
Do these have a noticeable effect on the market? I think tariffs are whats moving the market right now

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Up or down?

 9995[Quote]

>>9991
Durable goods orders are the only really interesting one as it might indicate if manufacturers are still on track or if they're slowing down on investment
Jobless claims could be an early canary in the coal mine as to the status of the job market, but anything close to expectations isn't moving the market

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>9999

 9998[Quote]

Get

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 10001[Quote]

>>9999
wasted

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>>9994
snibbity snab

 10006[Quote]

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Pretty funny OpEd on the difference between ancient Roman augurs and modern economic pundits, that ponders on if reading the entrails of slaughtered pigs might be more reliable for predicting the market then listening to Jim Kramer.

https://www.wsj.com/opinion/is-that-an-augur-or-a-mere-economist-pundits-data-recession-761e1d9b
https://archive.is/ZGoL2

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Hapag-Lloyd just announced that their container bookings from China to the US are down 1/3 since the start of April.
“There is substantial cargo from China being held back and a big increase in bookings from Southeast Asia like Thailand and Cambodia,” said Nils Haupt, a Hapag-Lloyd spokesman. “This is the most unpredictable period we’ve ever been in.” Falling demand could prompt the carrier to use smaller ships, he said.

Hapag-Lloyd is the world’s fifth-biggest container-ship operator and a partner of Denmark’s A.P. Moeller-Maersk. The two companies share vessels and move hundreds of thousands of containers each week across the Pacific or to the U.S. East Coast from Asia.

 10012[Quote]

Americans bitch about “cheap chinese junk.”
But thats all Americans cannot afford!
lol.
97% of Americans cannot even afford to live in a 800k ghetto home.

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>>10012
Its so funny reading posts on twitter or facebook and all the “cheap chinese junk” posts and “we dont need their junk.”
Junk is the best 97% of Americans can afford.

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I am trying really hard to watch this IMF Managing Director's press briefing, but they can't speak American right and it is really pissing me the fuck off. Lower your tone, sit down, be humble, and fix your raisin before you try speaking God's tongue you filthy yuropoors

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Freshly baked
>>10019 (OP)
>>10019 (OP)
>>10019 (OP)

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>>10014
97% of Americans cannot afford a ghetto 800k home in a big city. This means 97% of Americans dont have a high standard of living so all they can afford are cheap junk products. 10% of Americans make up 50% of the consumption. Without the”m cheap chinese junk, americans wouldnt be able to purchase anything.



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