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market is over-reacting to VZ earnings

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At what point should I slurp NVDA? $60?

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test

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>>6465 (OP)
>$TSLA up after hours with a significant miss because Elon made a promise
Fell for it again award

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Fine, I will sell Maersk. I’ll buy again tomorrow when it falls 5% for no reason

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I just ate an entire chocolate easter bunny

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Why TSLA is up 7% at premarket? Should i fomo or is just another bull trap? Im so done mumusisters

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backlink
>>6459
>>6459

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It is crazy how this country is happy only when boomers are happy.

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TSLA has fallen to 2021 level revenue. All their tech isn't working, built on false promises, and designed by jeets. Chy-na is absolutely mogging Tesla right now, including announcing a five minute charging tech for CATL and BYD EVs that won't work with Tesla batteries. This is a nothing stonk that can never and will never deliver a single thing they promised and yet reddit is going all in. Absolutely a bull trap. Also I want to fuck Yoko Kubota.

>>8435
Boomers deadass saw this painting and went
>Yep, this is it

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>he didn’t slurp VTI under $250

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>>6481
Cant believe that raisin is above $80 with everything going on

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Bold move Cotton, let's wait and see what they do for their next funding round.

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WARNING
BESSENT OPENS HIS MOUTH IN 2 HOURS
WARNING

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>>8451
Link from Bessent's twitter account
https://vimeo.com/event/5054312/12805a306f

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>>8453
OPEN THE FUCKING MARKET
LET ME SELL MY CALLS

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>>8451
based

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>>8454
How you holding up? The Rupiah is down around 3.7% against the dollar in the year to date and is among the worst-performing currencies in Southeast Asia. Bank Indonesia maintained its overnight deposit facility rate at 5.00% and its lending facility rate at 6.50%.

Also can you do something about Mi Goreng? Like I can buy it here in the states, but it isn't the same as the raisin you can get down there. Like it is missing some of the seasoning packets and doesn't taste as good.

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>>8449
>Bold move Cotton, let's wait and see what they do for their next funding round.
Lol

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>>6480
VZ ended positive for the day
Thanks for the dip buying opportunity

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Mood's too positive. People are forgetting that the big boys haven't had a chance to take profits or open shorts against the giant after hours pump yesterday. We'll see today on a downward trend, probably closing something like +0.5% up instead of the +2.5% we're opening at.

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>>8456
How you holding up? The Shekel is down around 3.7% against the dollar in the year to date and is among the weakest currencies in the Middle East. The Bank of Israel maintained its key interest rate at 4.50%.

Also, can you do something about falafel? Like, I can buy it here in poland, but it isn't the same as the real deal you get over there. It’s missing that perfect spice blend and doesn’t taste as fresh

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>>8461
don't jinx it puts are super cheap right now

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>>8465
Yeah, my portfolio is up YTD outside of a few stocks.

The trick to a good falafel is fresh herbs and sesame oil. If you try to use a different oil you will hit smoke point before you get it hot enough to fully cook it before the oil starts to seep inside. The falafel will end up oily, soggy, and generally unpleasant instead of being light and fluffy with a crisp crunch shell. Also a good tzatziki goes hard as fuck and NEEDS to be homemade.

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>>8451
>BESSENT OPENS HIS MOUTH IN 2 HOURS
line go up or line go down?
is the orange retard also speaking today?
the fundamentals are out it's only mentals now

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New low effort twitter screencap just dropped.

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>>8477
Trump spoke last night at the new SEC chairman's swearing in ceremony, bent the knee like a BITCH, and completely capitulation to Based DripGOD Sigma Xi. Line went up as Trump kneeled down.

The thing is Bessent is profoundly retarded and WILL find a way to fuck this up.

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>>8480
>it's still unclear the Chinese will be willing to negotiate favorable terms
lmao you dumb fucks

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>>8484
>You are at least going to spit on it before you jam it in, right?
<ror rmao

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Does anyone know when the US PMI data is dropping today?

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>>8477
Bessent said yesterday about how he liked our progress to becoming a producer economy and china progressing toward a demand economy. Thats when the market took a 1% raisin midday yesterday. Why would anyone let him open his mouth again? What could he say to fix that or even make people happy. I give it a 10% chance. Shich i why i sold and am buying in again after.

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>>8482
>The thing is Bessent is profoundly retarded and WILL find a way to fuck this up.
please dont I need stability for my portfolio please
>>8491
> how he liked our progress to becoming a producer economy and china progressing toward a demand economy
lmao USA is cheering at the thought of becoming an industrial thirdie while China is eager to become the USA it's so fucking dumb

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Day trading feels more like fun and being with family feels more like work

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Wait, apparently Trump cycling yesterday was made during off the cuff remarks during the SEC chair swearing in. It may not have been all that planned out, other than to get Elon out of trouble. He's probably bullraisinting and there's no real plan.

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>>8504
*cucking

Fuck phoneposting

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>>8444
Reddit is shorting tesla and china lies about everything, like you're doing right now.

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>>8465
those are kibblehs? they are common in Colombia :P

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>>8506
What about shorting reddit
While they are sitting on a treasure trove of data, it's quickly getting stale as they literally block new users (yes I tried to join for some home improvement stuff, I'll just use old school forums I guess). And every nerd has already scraped the entire site. It's just going to slowly bleed users as the current user base dies of vaxxaids and they don't attract any new users.
I still append "site:reddit.com" to many of my searches but there's going to be a time soon that it just isn't effective anymore.
>dead internet theory
It's probably all intentional to force us to use chatgaypt

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>>8512
I've never shorted a stock. But seriously this raisin should be at $10-50 or even less considering the site is currently unusable for new users.

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>>8512
I wish 4chan had a stock because I would have shorted that kek.

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wow. stocks are up a lot in the premarket. and it looks like the s&p gonna open above 5400. think we're gonna be opening right at the top end of a trading range so i'm gonna be cautious trading today i think, but i'm really happy about the higher prices to start the day off with.

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>>8516
Galaxy brained trader says S and P is going back to 3400 IMMINENTLY

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>>8516
False optimism on the notion Trump gonna cave

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>>8514
It'd be equally as absurd as buying stock in a boomer corvette forum

Jim
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MAGA
Support our troops

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Bros, 4chan still isn't back…

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>>8516
Never underestimate Scotty boys ability to fuck raisin up. So far this rally is all based on 'maybe' and 'I'd like to'

>>7871

You called it.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/intel-stock-surges-as-chipmaker-reportedly-plans-to-cut-20-of-workforce-125743518.html

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>>8518
I'm still too pussy to trade, just sitting on my cash pile, so I guess I am short. Nothing trump can do can stop the inevitable.
How do we even prepare for collapse of dollar and jubilee? Holding federal reserve notes surely isn't it. So I gotta make a move soon.

Maybe wait for the collapse to begin and then quickly pivot into paper gold and real estate. I already have my physical real asset allocations, maybe not enough, but I'm not going to go full skitzo and create a gold bunker.

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goldbros how are we feeling today

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>>6465 (OP)
Recycling a day old thread with a now irrelevant OP was a raisinty idea.
Don't do it again.

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>>8521
and i fucking wish it doesnt

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>extreme volatility
>stuck in a cycle of just breaking even from time to time instead of making money off of it
hopefully I can fix this today and get back on top

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>futures
MY SOXL CALLS ARE GONNA BE ITM
I VOTED FOR THIS AND MY PRESIDENT IS BETTER THAN YOURS

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>>8521
GOOD

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>>8543
I dont know, I can feel a dump brewing. I think im selling calls on open

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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

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They're cucking right now in particular in an attempt to force a double bottom.

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>>8550
>00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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>we are dropping again

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idk what to fucking expect at this clown market, afraid to trade

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WTFWT

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What the FUCK was that

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>>8560
>looking at tsla chart
yeah I feel you

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>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip

NGMI

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WHAT'S GOING ON

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>>6481
88 is a PE of 30. That was my goal before I fomoed in at 110 after missing a 88 buy by a cunt fair… Fuck I hate the oarngeman.

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>>6465 (OP)
I was about to buy CRWV and would have made hundreds off it if I had pressed the button a minute earlier.

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>>8567
AND I SAY

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>China tariffs likely coming down to between 50% and 65% - WSJ.

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>>8567
Trump is begging Xi to call him.

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>White House considers slashing China tariffs to de-escalate trade war, sources say - WSJ

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>>8534
>irrelevant OP
You wait young one, everything will crab eventually

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goofy ahh market ong fr

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>Trump decided not to fire Powell after Bessent and Lutnick raised concerns, sources say - WSJ

Bessent saving the day once again

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>>8539
My break even is 12.80… but if it hits 52 I'm a 8 figure nigger. I NEED this!

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>US eyes 35% for items not deemed national security threat - WSJ.

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>US eyes 100% China levy for items stratetic to US interest - WSJ.

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just sold my 4/25 $10 SOXL call. I am holding my 5/2 $12 Call.
>SOXL needs to go to 12 for me to break even on the 5/2 contracts

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>>8574
what is this site you are using?

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>>8580
>>8581
Are we firing powell today or is he staying?

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>>8583
ask jeeves dot com

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NEW PMIs

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>>8578
Truly, the greatest faggot ever. We need a plane of 8 people to go down so we can have the gayest greatest market of all time. The Aids, Semen and money would flow like wine.

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>>8586
thanks

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>>8589
yw fren

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Manufacturing PMI back above 50

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henlo mister jerome
congrats on keeping job
please pump the market more
thank you no further questions

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SPXS
Buy the dip

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VIX turned into a seismograph

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>>8597
my portfolio is a seismograph!

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Six minutes until Bessent addressed the Institute of International Finance
https://vimeo.com/event/5054312/12805a306f

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>>8597
it doesn't know what to do, like everyone of us



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