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Remember, actively managed bond funds are worth the extra ER vs passive bond funds
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my big tobacco stock picks have been doing pretty good considering i put money in and forget about it. grows slow and earns dividends; i have no intention of selling anytime soon
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97% of Americans cannot afford a ghetto 800k home in a big city. This means 97% of Americans dont have a high standard of living so all they can afford are cheap junk products. 10% of Americans make up 50% of the consumption. Without theβm cheap chinese junk, americans wouldnt be able to purchase anything.
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Social media has giving the masses of retards a voice that politicians and companies have to pander to.
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>>10025Zoomies love their vapes and Zyn. Wish they loved alcohol as much, but it is what it is.
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JFC the IMF Managing Director just compared the German economy to Africa
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>>10029ya. plus when pot goes federal hands off MO and PM will corner that market too
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>>10027yo, u mean my fly nike made by slave labor aint worth the quality a new balance be? sheeeeiiiiitt
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>>10025>smokes>sugar>boozeSome of the best long time total return performers on the market
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>>10032Nah, Pot will be a ticking time bomb that will blow up in 10-20 years when the health effects start coming out and class actions begin. The Tobacco industry already when through its trial by fire, paid off all the boomers who sued them, and now they are legally in the clear to give you cancer since they warned you.
>>10034Alcohol hasn't been keeping up with the market for a hot minute. Zoomies really don't like alcohol, probably because they have had pot as an alternative for most of their lives.
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>>10034ya, not to mention they own the fields, means of production, distributions etc. actual assets and have been green for decades. its a no brainer to hold at least one of these companies and DRIP the dividend right back into itself
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>>10033Not really shoes im talking, but in general. And nikes aint cheap exactly. The best sellers, the af1 and jordans cost more the average new balance.
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>>10035>Pot will be a ticking time bomb that will blow up in 10-20 years when the health effects start coming out>start coming outFrom a /biz/ perspective, this is what forward looking on insufficient data looks like.
From a stone perspective, you're a fucking corporate rube. Stick to smoking David SOXLs cock, you have more experience there.
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>>10030Yeah, couldnt believe they said it with a straight face. Totally serious, almost like its a good thing
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>>10035I dont know why alcohol is legal, its one of the worst substances you can consume. Even amphetamine isnt as harmful.
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>>10039Smoking is smoking, it still creates tar.
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>>10035i disagree, at this point everyone knows smoking = cancer eventually. but you can create pot products in many different ways and they are pretty damn good about putting warnings on everything. i mean, they were still turning massive profits even with predatory lawyers and stupid politicians trying everything they could do tank them
>you cant advertise>you have to pay billions in fines and fees>these sin taxes are heavy>we have an entire 1/3rd of an agency alone devoted to fucking with you>court costs from frivolous suits too>outright ban for people under 21 (because they can do porn and get blown up in army, but smoking is bad)>demonized and forced to pay for antismoking intiativesand they still make mad cheddar
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>>10038nikes arent cheap to buy, they are cheap to make. that was my point
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My wife likes the gummies from curaleaf
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>>10043People mostly smoke vapes now, youβll die of old age before that causes cancer.
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>>10033is New Balance high quality? I actually have no idea. I remember 10 years ago, the luxury boutique mall near my place had a New Balance store. But thats 10 years ago, the mall is even more luxurious now.
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>>10045I always want to buy Nike, and I am always glad I didnt. Warren buffett has a few viedeos why he doesnt ever buy Nike(he doesnt understand the business)
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>>10041well, a long time ago they tried to ban it and it created an industry where only the most violent and cut throat survive
almost like war on drugs….wait a minute. turns out you cant control vice through government say so. better to leave it legal and controlled in some form than an outright ban which people ignore and gets bad people rich
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>>10045Oh. What about New Balance? Is it 100% American and high quality?
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>>10049new balance are great. i had a bout of sesamoiditis like 7 years ago. turns out the shoes i was wearing was causing it. went to the pediatrist and she gave me a dancers pad to wear for 2 months and i had to go out and get fitted and buy new shoes. she specifically recommended my new balance and i swear by them. comfy and they dont fall apart
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>>10054all american made; great shoes. and they dont cost as much as Hoka or Nike which is made by bugs
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>>10047this could be true. we havent seen long term effects of vaping quite yet but i suspect its not nearly as bad as actual smoking so you could be correct
plus, you can ingest pot via creams or food
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>>10055I guess. I just remember the styles looking dorky but I have no idea today.
I like Ecco. Very clean looking brand and no gross or blacks or brand image I dont to associate with.
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>>10053I mostly agree but raisin like fent should be 1000% illegal and treated like nuclear material/hazmat.
People say govt cant stop drugs but they 100% can and do all the time in history. You just need SEVERE punishment. Threaten to kill every drug dealer/user and his family/friends and this raisin stops yesterday.
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>>10057Wierd. Nothing American made screams quality tbh.
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>>10047It'll just cause a longue collapse, mouth cancer or throat cancer
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>>10061American made means squeezing every single shekel out of you, look at John Deere for example.
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>>10060Rich Americans do drugs. Gotta lead by example. If your politicians use it regularly, it wont be banned.
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>>10057I think weed mostly cancels out its own cancer causing effects. Cancer happens almost exclusively when inflammation is present, weed is an anti-inflammatoryβ¦
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>>10063Probably. America is a joke. You guys hear the newest Trump fiasco? China never called and never will. Recession might actually happen.
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Markets ripping this morning. This is another trump win
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>>10064Thats what happened with prohibition. They tried to keep alcohol around for the wealthy businessmen/politicians. Even had βmedical alcoholβ like we have medicinal weed. If the elites didnt keep the alcohol industry going for themselves it would have been much harder to end prohibition.
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>>10066Who says Trump really wants them to? China knows whats happening and they know no deal with America(or anyone) will save them. China has one move-hope the US raisins the bed(.5% chance). Itβs over, at this point all really they can do is pick the right time to make a βdealβ.
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>>10069Interesting. Its nice being rich. Im listening to a youtube tiktok complilation on COL and economics and all the lower class people think they are middle class. lol.
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>Fed's Hammack: The US economy is very resilient.
It's over.
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>>10073There is a whole world outside usa. Okay then Trump can ignore China and openly go hard. Why publicly walk back and talk soft suddenly.
He made usa look terrible and himself look bad and we all know his ego is huge.
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>>10061well stop buying dildos and maybe youll find a product you like of quality
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>>10073> and they know no deal with America(or anyone) will save them. Wtf? lol.
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>>10063most john deere is made south the border you fucking cunt
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>>10078No lol. America makes nothing good on a mass scale. We aint talking some niche custom made product where they only 1 for a customer.
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>>10060the only reason fentanyl is a thing is because real heroin is too pricey and hard to get. way cheaper to use a synthetic drug likely to kill your customers (thanks CIA)
if the drug war was over then heroin would be cheap and legal and the druggies wouldnt be overdosing like crazy. opiates really only become a problem when you take the access away from an addict and put it into pill form
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>>10073China has survived for over 2000 years, usa couldnt even last 200 years without half its population turning brown. lol
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>>10084what the fuck are GUNS?!?!
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>>10087Sure. Other countries makes their own brands too.
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>>10085At first maybe, but having talked with a few junkies they actually prefer fent once they have tried it.
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>>10076you just sound like an angry, dry leaf. crumble up and drift into the wind from this discussion
can you tell me anything made in canuckistan other than maple syrup?? as far as i can tell, canada is just one giant jeet scam factory. AND TIM HORTON SUCKS FUCK
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>>10088>other countries have their own brand toonot canada :)
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>>10087and probably loads of immigrants and migrants working in those american gun companies. America has lost the β100% american madeβ long ago
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>>10087Do even burgers think the best handguns and hunting rifles donβt come out of Europe? ARs is another matter probably
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>>10089they are happy to get what they get. i doubt most junkies or even high level drug dealers can get pure or close to pure heroin. raisin is stepped on even before it hits the boats to come over here now
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>>10090so the american response after getting btfo is
>what about Canadayour american msm is mocking trump for the tone shift now.
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>>10056Idk about NB but Ive been using Merrells for years and for the price point they last minimum 3-4 years of constant daily use
The Moab 3 is a tank
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>>10095some do, alot of turkraisin coming in. but most european companies worth a raisin have set up tooling here in the USA. europe wants to dickslap their own manufacturers like germany did to sig for selling a legit contract to the salvoadorian police force.
USA welcomes gun makers. we are the largest producer and consumer of firearms in the world
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>>10102and not one shot fired lol.
keep kissing nigger feet
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>>10098shut the fuck salty leaf, you started this raisin by trying to downplay american quality when its vastly superior to the chinese bullraisin you guys import exclusively.
>whatbaoutismya, what about your country?? its exports are a joke; the only thing we get in droves from canada is 20% of our oil intake and thats only because we set up tooling to deal with sour crude from the alberta tar pits; which your own people seem to want to sabotage for the sake of the environment or some raisin
look in the mirror, you guys are going to SUFFER
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>>10103https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9A7dqrRSCci typed brampton canada and it autofills the rest with indian lmfao
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>65 replies in today's thread already
>most are filtered
bearish
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ZAMN this durable goods report is fire. 9.2% in March. Too bad the dorito squandered that and ended a three month run of consecutive increases.
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>>10101ive heard merrells are good but i went with oboz instead (usa also). alot of people at work would swear by keens though (oregon)
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>>10104> its vastly superior to the chinese bullraisin you guys import exclusively. Such as? Canadians and American citizens consume the same things.
Your entire shtick is
>at least we are better than canadaimagine a βworld powerβ saying that.
No, canada will work with china leaving usa into the dust.
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>>10110>china and canada will work together!ohh, you must be an import to canada yourself. post hand
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>>10076A whole world that cant replace their native aging population. You would need alien technology to save China at this point, or the whole earth moves to China. China is over.
Trump wants the deals he wants to make, he doesnt want to tank the US economy. These two factors create a give n take dynamic. China is a dead man walking but he is still around for 20 years. The US wants to carefully dismantle China-they have nuclear weapons. They will be the first country in world history to go from a nuclear power to a balkanization process. EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.
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Jobless claims rose 2.7% Not as bad as I was expecting, especially considering a lot of the GS rated government welfare jobs are being shut down.
>>10106>Filter Canadian flags>Quality of /smg/ skyrocketsBullish to be desu
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>>10112>ifrst country to go from nuclear to balkanizationkinda true, i think south africa had nukes and a space program at one point but that was back when apartheid was a thing. they didnt break up but they did turn the clock backwards like 6 decades
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>>10111Chinese/china enrich the Canadian political parties.
New trade alliances form thanks to Trump/usa.
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>>10116ya, filtered. youre not a canadian even.
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>>10112China has 1.4 billion people. 3-7 cities in China is more than half the American population. 2 cities in China is equal to the entire state of California.
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>>10119The fickle american snowflake, pls don't judge the
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>>10086Why do people say this? The chinese govt has been around less time than the US govt. also chinks were raped and pillaged by white people for those thousands of years too. The original βchineseβ genetics no longer exist.
What a success!
Actually some might still kinda sorta be around in australia, they are abos
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>>10112American cant replace itβs population, thats why you guys take in so many immigrants.
Dumb ass lol.
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>>10122Not 1000s. Nothing to be proud of. Look at white people today. Niggers are beheading you guys in broad daylight and walking away.
> The original βchineseβ genetics no longer exist. What a success!
This is pure cope. Imagine believing Chinese people dont exist and browned out or something. Face it, the white millennia of humiliation is here. Enjoy the muslim, china, black, brown rule for the next 800 years.
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>>10123If you look at population projection for 100 years it paints a grave picture.
Long story short is everyone collapses except the US.
The US becomes Japan.
The world becomes a grave yard mostly.
Why?
US might be able to have the same population it has currently 100 years from now. Maybe. Its hopeful but a long shot. For everyone else it is IMPOSSIBLE. You just cant create teenagers. You can make babies but you cant make teenagers.
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>>10112I've never heard a good reason why population decline is a negative thing. I would imagine that for every negative there is also a positive and would also imagine that population decline would spark more innovation.
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>>10122China has up and downs, but the chinese country has been here 2000 years. Usa couldnβt last 200 without getting blacked and browned.
> chinks were raped and pillaged by white people for those thousands of years too.Not 1000s and now you have blacks raping and killing whites at bus stops and blacks burning your country down when one gets arrested so that foot ball stabber walks free.
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>>10126China will figure it out. Worse comes to worse, the chinese government replaces it citizens like how western governments are replacing theirs. lol.
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>>10127For good reason.
Think of it like this. How well do countries do in deflation? In crumbling economic times? Good? No kek
Well the primary driving force is population size.
Population go up=good economy
Population go down=bad economy
Its that simple. Its why the US imports anyone and everyone and we are the bestest.
Also consider, in all of human history it has never been successfully managed on the smallest of scales or the largest of scales or ever even just one time. Never ever. Not even close. Its the end of the world.
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Merck IR is in.
tl;dr:
>Q1 net income increased, driven by Keytruda sales, reaching $5.08 billion, or $2.01 a share, up from $4.76 billion year-over-year.>Despite sales of Keytruda rising 4% to $7.2 billion, Merck cut its 2025 adjusted earnings projection, citing tariffs and a license agreement.>Sales of HPV vaccine Gardasil fell 41% due to lower Chinese demand, while animal-health product sales rose 5% to $1.6 billion.Also lol what? Why does Chy-na account for 41% of the people being vax for dick warts?
https://www.merck.com/news/merck-announces-first-quarter-2025-financial-results/>>10127When you have a lot of enemies you need a lot of boots on the ground and hands in the factories. The world has been at peace for so long that most people have forgotten the reason you keep the proles around is because they are the ones who are going to fight and die so you can sit here smoking meth, drinking vodka and Prime, and day trading.
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>>10112>A whole world that cant replace their native aging population??? The whole world is not China, and the USA keeps a pretty healthy pyramid via immigration which is somewhat in question at the moment
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>>10129
>why 41% account for dick warts
dude, i didnt know what donovanosis was until a little bit ago because it comes from mostly india and new Guinea; turns out when you open the world up it brings alot of fucked up nightmarish bullraisin you wish didnt exist and makes you want to increase border security 100 fold
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>>10127its a globalist talking point to convince the boomer gen that there wont be anyone around to take care of them or provide services in their dying hours
its a flat out lie and not a need for concern
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Also sorry to distract from armchair retard demography but how is the trading going bros, looks like another crab day so Iβm out
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>>10122and now China has taken over all industries usa was dominating. ship precursors to drugs into usa. it goes both ways.
whites are the losing race at the moment. I dont get why youβre so defensive. Harvards has losts is status.
Europe has mass stabbings and shut downs for muslims. And African migrant issues, same as uk.
Usa has whites getting raped and killed each day with killers walking free.
Zoomers will be the last generation to see china as a raisinhole and to see usa with any bit of power.
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>>10130THEY CANT. They humans dont exist. Also china is RACIST RACIST RACIST. They are 97% chinese, you would have to convince them to become half that AND somehow import everyone on earth. Good luck leaf. Like I said Chin is a dead man walking, in 5-10 years what I am saying will be common trader knowledge and therefore public awareness. Thats when panic will start to happen globally. Imagine everyone one srth realizing its over-unless you live in the US.
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>>10126Usa is finished. Replacing whites and western world is literally the agenda of the western political class. lmfao.
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>>10138Sure. lol. Yeah. 10 more years.
China is getting more powerful each day and america is declining at a faster rate each month.
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>>10138> in 5-10 years lmfao, so after trumps term. Alright man.
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>>10092>INTCWill be down by 9% after close
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>>10145Many have been saying this. Has the IR come out yet? Also whatever happened to the rumors of a takeover?
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>>10140Yep. Everyone has the impossible mission to take control of the US govt. The US govt just has to hold. And the US will suck your best talent away and spy on them.
We are all here to trade right? Well i try to think on 100yr timelines and work my way down. China is over. But they have 20 years of solid manpower to lash out. They cant be fixed. Like I said you cant make teenagers. You cant fix you m/f dynamics and the fact 75% of the billions of people will be retirement age in 20 years. They need hundreds of millions of teenagers. Its factually over for China.
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>>10150Usa is over. Its dead already. China will be over when its gets half as bad as usa today.
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>>10143If that were true, why do all asians beg for big American cock?
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>>10149Damn, I should have held overnight
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>>10158They dont. Asians come to the west and buy up the million dollar homes.
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>>10160Bearish
>>10161You can immigration or a good pyramid, I donβt care which, just try and sort out your thinking
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Test?
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>>10169no more foreigners sounds good to me.
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>>10172Man this website is a fucking piece of raisin.
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>>10175you were able to post in biz without a 15 minute wait and youre upset?
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>>10175Could be worse turns out half the captcha sites don't work
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>>10173then you have your βmuh population collapseβ that anon is saying. βchina is collapsing in 5 -10 years.β
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>>10177I wasn't able to post at all this morning. Fucking website's buggy ass verification kept failing for no reason. I'd rather have a single 15 minute post timer than this buggy raisin.
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>>10181>verificationwhats that? i havent encountered this yet
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Usa is getting deader each day. And looks a lot worse after the change in tone and walk backs. And the open season on whites by blacks in public. The #1 film in usa last weekend was a black movie.
Whites getting gang raped in europe daily.
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>>10182This website uses browser fingerprinting to try and track and identify you. Problem is, browser fingerprinting is an art and not a science, and they're using it very wrongly.
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Comcast is bleeding money rn with their broadband market raisinting the bed and the Californian fires devastating their theme park biz.
Looks like they are going to double down on WWE hoping they can keep their PLE subscribers on Peacock. Netflix paid 5 billy for just Monday Night Raw and have signaled they want all of the WWE's main roster products if they can get them. Comcast paid just 1.4 billy for the WWE B Brand Smackdown by squeezing Fox Media out of the market, but I don't know if they have deep enough pockets to hold onto the PLEs and Smackdown, especially with how strong Netflix has been.
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>>10185ohhh, i meant i havent had an issue with it being buggy yet. im sure it will manifest some problem in the future
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>>10186>wwethat explains fauxnews going heavy on treating wwe like its real news lmfao
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>>10191It is real news TKO/WWE has been doing insanely well since Cody Rhodes returned and Vince was pushed out. Right now everyone is trying to get as much WWE content as they can. The 5 billy Netflix deal is so good for Netflix that they asked WWE to start producing more original content for them, and they are buying it up as soon as it is made. Fox is salty as fuck because they have had Smackdown for years, and they ended up getting big leagued by Comcast who ate their lunch.
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>>10188Because it's the same news. The trump sucks muh tariffs etc meme dump can't continue when half the money supply was printed this decade and companies are still rolling in dough. Soon AI robots will replace even the overseas cheap workers so who gives a fuck about country based tariffs?
tldr zoom out
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Dubs and google crashes 10% after earnings
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Only a ruralfag living in the middle of nowhere would think usa can win anything
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I went long on TSLA with a x10 leverage. I am gonna make it this time
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Bought my spxs now to protect todays gains. Iβll sell later when the market tanks 1%
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>>10193>principles in tradeLMAO what the fuck is this Jewish nonsense it's like those random ideas they make up to tax or condemn someone also
>India about to bomb Pakistan Wholesome IPhone production under nuclear fire
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wow. unstoppable pump train. wish i had faith in it i could have made some money today. as it is i'm +10 dollars and too scared to make a move, think they would be selling it off by now but it keeps rising, above levels i don't think the market is supposed to be right now so don't wanna push things. guess i should be happy i made any profit at all but i am not having any success predicting line movements today when yesterday it seemed very easy. oh well. complaints aside s&p 5450 might trade which would be real bullish. i expect them to sell it down to 5400 at least one more time which is why i don't want to buy anything right now, would rather buy that dip and take a ride back up, or better yet spot it when it happens and trade it both ways. wouldn't take my advice today though, i'm not making any money.
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>>10193prepare to be redeemed BENCHODS
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>>10025OK Peter Schifff. I already bought some hold.
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>>10209When they bomb Pakistan then the number will go down
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>>10206It's a classic bear market rally. Stick your head in the sand and pretend the problem is gone and everything is back to business as usual.
It might last for another couple days before something whips them back to reality. Probably the beginnings of shortages of Chinese made goods in stores will do that. Give it 2-3 weeks, unironically.
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>>10207>BREAKING: EARLY NEGOTIATIONS BETWEEN USA AND INDIA INCLUDES A PROVISION THAT AN ONLINE MORATORIUM BE ENACTED ON INDIAN CITIZENS, EFFECTIVELY BANNING INDIAN CITIZENS FROM POSTING ON IMAGE BOARDS HOSTED WITHIN THE UNITED STATES.Bullish as fuck
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>>10211An India-Pakistan war might just be as impactful as Sudan or Syria
It would get slightly fucked with trade routes along the Indian coast, but I don't think Pakistan has anything resembling a navy
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>>10214They have nukes also may lead to Bangladesh getting involved
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>>10195People posting dumb raisin like this is bearish
>>10199 I hate that this website is so barren that you can simply manifest digits, such as 10216
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>>10073>>10034Limbic capitalism. Can't recommend that book enough.
>>10039Kek
>>10060I don't know a single opiod user. Are you sure it's not just cleaning up our cities like bum batman?
>>10068>>10073Uggg, sharing a bored with poor uneducated /bant/ trash…
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>>10216Shieeeeee nigga youz mean my litTM drip facto-ray iz gun git nuked? Shieeeeeeeeee
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>>10036Vertical integration makes my dick go hard
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>>10216Green Japan β¦β¦β¦β¦..
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>>10222Yeah, I posted the wrong article. He does so many of these things it is a pain in the ass to just google them up.
also he is signing a bunch of new EOs so fun times
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>>10226The more you know. Im a retarded phoneposter so this is beyond my skill level
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>>10196I'm still a 2m bagholder until 12 if it makes you feel better. If it hits 52 I'm a 10 figure nigger though. I NEED this.
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>>10202Seriously? Balls of fucking steel!
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>>10222>>10230Yeah here we go. The one I posted was the fourth million dollar dinner. Today is the fifth
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/05/us/politics/trump-family-saudi-golf.htmlhttps://archive.is/34SUbAlso, does anyone else think that Eric Trump is what Butthead would look like if he was real and all grown up?
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>>10234TSLA is unlikely to recover
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So anon (or chud), why didn't you go all into SOXL at $8? You had multiple chances.
I didn't because I'm a goddamn retard. But I did sell a few puts.
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>>10239Because I went all in at 10.30 like an idiot after my 7.50 buy order missed by dimes… twice.
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>See you soon.
we are so back
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>stocks, btc, gold, silver all go up in unison
something is brewing
is it time to freak the fuck out
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>>10245Yeah 100%. Trump and bessent have these meeting to tell people when to crash the market. Then trump says its a good time to buy like 5 milliseconds before the retard pump
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>>10217you priced out bobo
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Smg is always dead when the market raisins the bed. Everyone goes and cries to their mama and pretends it isnt happening. They come back later when they can stomach their account again. 4chan died at the perfect time for no one to find this place lmao
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>>10248Also doesn't help user base is likely on like seven different sites
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>>10248>market go up boring>market go down funnyReally that simple
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>>10251I was barely on smg jan-march. I should have known
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>>10254kek get meme'd son
murrica first
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>>10085>the only reason fentanyl is a thing is because real heroin is too pricey and hard to get.That was true like 15 years ago, anon. Now literally zero junkie would trade away their fent, even for the purest heroin. Fent won a long time ago, it's just way too strong, hero was doomed to become irrelevant, now it's just a hipster drug for fedora tippers.
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>>10254You can't be logical as a low IQ raisinskin. The market is pumping because people are bullish
β10258[Quote]
>>10254Market hopium pumping on rumored India worthless paper
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>>10254It's a bear market rally. By definition it isn't logical. People are overdosing on copium thinking the worst is past when in reality nothing has changed or improved. They will need to be given evidence that it is getting worse before they will break.
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>>10218>Limbic capitalism. Can't recommend that book enough.Is that actually the name? Couldn't find it.
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>>10248I went fishing yesterday, caught two rainbow trout. Had one Meuniere for dindin last night, and grilled the other for breakfast this morning with toast and a rolled omelet. Rested, refreshed, and revived I returned to this ruthless repository of relentless reinvestors to repair my rash and regrettable risks.
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>>10245>something is brewingYes, a total victorious American century is brewing
BUY CALLS NOW
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>>10257Fuck you retard. Trump has shown that he's stubborn and wonβt cuck out even though he should. China is not budging and has even stated that there were no talks between them, and there will be no talks until Trump removes all unilateral tariffs, which Trump will never compromise on even if he cucks out.
Selling on yesterdayβs pump was 100% the right move to make. Youβre the low IQ on hopium, not me. White people turn into absolute retards when they follow cults, and youre in a cult here. I have no dogs in your political race, Iβm the logical one. Get that straight retard.
>It's a bear market rallyBy all definitions of a bear market rally, yesterdayβs pump was the very definition of one. Today shouldβve been crabbish at best.
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>>10260David Courtwright's The Age of Addiction. He traces the victory of what he calls 'pro-vice activism' over 'anti-vice activism,' and the genesis of limbic capitalism. In his words, 'Limbic capitalism refers to a technologically advanced but socially regressive business system in which global industries, often with the help of complicit governments and criminal organizations, encourage excessive consumption and addiction'
https://www.amazon.com/Age-Addiction-Habits-Became-Business/dp/0674248228 β10272[Quote]
>>10019 (OP)>Bong hatred editionJust noticed this. BASED.
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down 90 trading, gonna throw in the towel for today i think. my trade that i'm stuck in though is up more than that and i think i'll be able to get out at a profit either tomorrow or next week, and that would make me very happy. every move i made was wrong and the second i took a loss it reversed… feel targeted and cheated but that's how things go sometimes.
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>>10275It's okay to take a day off to refresh yourself. Waking up at 2AM every day and then spending the next 14 hours standing at a desk watching the market, reading the news, and listening to press conferences every day can wear a man down. Take a day off, go outside and catch some sun, have a cocktail in the middle of the day and listen to some music, get four prostitutes and have them all bend over your bed to you can sample one after another. Whatever you got to do to put your head in a more level place so you don't get tunnel vision and end up making a mistake. You are gonna make it, just take a little time to take care of yourself, king.
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>>10266copium pumps can last weeks thoughever
it'll be a long time until real consequences of tariffs start hitting the news
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>>10026yes saar vary truve
american cannot redeem house like us canadians
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>>10283Is this bullish or bearish for my eurodef stocks?
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>>10283Why does he write like a 5yo kid?
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>>10280I get it, but it sucks that people still slurp even though anyone in their right mind should be bearish right now. Indiaβs exports to America is in already expensive and specialised goods such as medicaments and broadcasting equipments, thereβs NO reason for a trade deal between them to secure this much of a slurp.
I had over 300k in market liquidity so every single point that I missed out on matters to me.
Must I wait for Americans to start posting tiktoks of empty shelves to finally crash this hopium market? Iβve been planning for weeks to slurp all your tariff-induced mega dips already ffs. How long do Walmart inventories last anyways?
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>>10285because he insists upon himself
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>>10285Because it matches his core supporter's reading comprehension
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Trump and Norwegian PM going live any minute now. Probably going to be related to the shipping industry and defense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Au-hul-SMM β10306[Quote]
>>10287>How long do Walmart inventories last anyways?It's approximately 2 months between ordering something from China and it arriving in the US (assuming ocean freight obviously). We'll start to see some shortages of goods at around the month mark, stuff that's high volume that needs to be continuously reordered to keep the flow going, and then more stuff will start disappearing at the 2 and 3 month mark. That's when we'll start seeing the tiktok videos getting spammed.
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Press S to spit on Google.
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What the fuck is going on at the White House? They started the stream just as the Norwegian PM arrived, it cut to a BSoD stating they would be right back almost immediately, and now it is "This event will resume shortly…"
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Is the market rational or detached from reality
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>>10090The horton isn't even a leaf company anymore.
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>>10315Brazilians own it. Same conglomerate that ruined KFC, Long John Silver's, and Burger King.
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>>10275Better luck next time kiddo
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>>10318These people are subhumans they deserve each other
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>>10267>>10260Thanks, it's been years since I read it. It's thesis is pretty much all the things that make capitalism great don't apply to harmful substances. Easy, cheap, convenient, well advertised crack Cocaine isn't a societal win unlike other things capitalism works it's magic on.
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Closed door meeting and the press was rushed out quick fast and in a hurry. This is probably going to be real ugly.
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>trump says "they've" had a meeting in response to a question about China
>market IMMEDIATELY pumps
kek
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>>10325He also told your PM that Canada IS the 51st state lmao
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>>10254My theory is this collapse is man made so man can easily fix it should things get bad. Trumps dumb, but he's not collapse the bond market dumb.
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Fuck Canada btw
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>>10320I've come to the conclusion that war is literally just retarded slav nonsense and because both sides are too prideful no one will cuck
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>>10307Is this 52 dollar David SOXLs wife?
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>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy the dip
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>>10332Zelinski is liquidating the Ukrainian population for international gibs he is going to personally pocket and cheap real estate he can sell to his friends
Putin is liquidating the Ukrainian population for cheap real-estate and to manage his own population of low IQ subhuman proles.
Peace was never going from Zelinski's side as long as he continues to profit and his own life isn't in danger. Peace was never going to come from Putin because why should he when he is winning.
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any tickers that deliver high dividends? I have 100k and I dont want to work anymore
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>>10339get yourself some 5% paying stable dividends
O
ADC
NNN
WPC
β10342[Quote]
>>10339>I have 100k fake dollars, I don't want to work!lmao
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>>103397% is the highest sustainable and those stocks all slowly shrink over the years. 3.5 is very sustainable, find a good stock like TD and it will double every 10 years.
Hedge fundie combined with covered calls should net 44% but it's very high risk.
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>>10331I don't know what is real or not anymore…
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>>10327Itβs man-made and can be reversed, but it wont unless democrats pull a reverse Jan 6 on Trump. He has complete control over the Senate, the House, and Congress is scared of him. Billionaires are also scared of him. The Supreme Court isnβt but at this point he has practically ignored so many of their court pleas, they might as well dont matter.
Trump unironically has complete control over America right now. And his pride and ego wont let him reverse course. He wont undo the mess he made until shelves go empty and Americans everywhere (including MAGA people) riot in response. So the only question left is WHEN will shelves start emptying in America???
>>10331After the whole Gulf of America debacle I wonβt even be surprised if he does this some day.
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>>10353>LINES SHOULD NOT GO HORIZONTALLY WTFyou niggers are incredible, SPY is up 1.75%, I'm up 15k, there is no crab. Crabs are shot on sight.
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>>10356>no earnings>price based on vaporwaveThis can go to 0 really fast
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>>10356thanks for reminding me to sell. i'll buy back at under 7
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>>10339>any tickers that deliver high dividends? ISPY
β10361[Quote]
For anyone wondering
SOXL is still at discount price. Ill go as far to say under 15 SOXL is heavily discounted prices
we will see 60 again faggots, ride the waves
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>>10364They make their syrup in Ireland.
Coke is all American baby.
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>>10348I see where you are coming from. He's dumb, and the leader of an even dumber cult. Still, so far even he's not dumb enough to fight the bond market.
I think your thesis is disregarding how much bonds got Diaper Donny by the balls. Trump knows he cant fuck with the 500 trillion dollar market that everything's insurances survival depends on.
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damn i took profits and it's still going up
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>>10364My fault. I stole a bag of Doritos from mcgroartys right across the street from Gloucester Catholic
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>>10373How do I profit from the market's delusion?
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>>10348>>10348>scared of himthis is the fundamental juxtpisition between the left and the right thought process. The left honestly use fear as a tactic to keep the party and each other in line, voting in hegemony. However, the right; they don't use fear, they use zealotry. If you can get the zealots to agree, which the don did through borders and trannies; then you can fulfill any project. To give it to you nerds simply;
>democrats=yellow lanterns>republicans=green lanterns β10385[Quote]
>>10380butterfly spreads on macro etfs
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>>10369Nobody would sell their bonds, not even China. Global trade is too entrenched in the petrodollar, even countries at war against the West (like Russia/Iran) havenβt unloaded all their US bonds. People will only sell their bonds once a reasonable alternative exists, and so far there are none.
The only people who mass sold the bonds were Japs, and thatβs because most Japs are autistic paperhands. Even if China is working overtime to fully decouple their trading balances from the USD, it will take many FYs to do so. The shelves will empty before then.
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>>10385I love that state flag, absolutely insane
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>>10383You mean a calculator?
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>>10386You could be right, but I think golds current run is exactly China trading bonds for gold. Bitcoin is also a wildcard in this.
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>>10287>anyone in their right mind should be bearish right nowconvince me this isnt cope
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>>10389I meant a plug-and-play tool like options profit calc that denoted cost per share and displayed the units necessary to buy so you can average down
I don't need to be doing mean averages in my head I have writing to do
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>>10394Did we ever discover who this Walter guy is and why he knew EXACTLY what Trump was going to do 72 hours in advance.
Crazy how fast that story was buried.
>>10397Tell me about your writing.
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>>10266>Trump has shown that he's stubborn and wonβt cuck outHoly raisin it's really fucking over for bobo isn't it
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>>10364Hmmm I say hmmmm
Im going to buy this
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>The US will demand that Russia accept Ukraineβs right to have its own army and defense industry as part of a peace agreement between Moscow and Kyiv, according to people familiar with the matter.
>The Trump administration also wants Moscow to return Ukraineβs Zaporizhzhia nuclear power plant, which it seized early in its full-scale invasion of its neighbor in 2022. The facility would then fall under US control to administer energy to both sides, said the people. They added that details of the plans had yet to be completed and could still change.
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Was that the top?
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE my new sink and faucet were delayed by a day. I won't be able to replace that raisin tonight, which means another day of not being able to wash the dishes. Trump's tariffs have destroyed America. I am selling everything reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
jk
Seriously though, NFLX is getting too high and it is making me nervous.
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>>10413they talked about working together to cuck over europe and the WEF
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>>10414I predict a stock split in their future. 50:1
>just like chipotle β10424[Quote]
>>10417>China and the United States have not held consultations or negotiations on the tariff issue, let alone reached an agreement," foreign ministry spokesperson Guo Jiakun said Thursday. He said reports of U.S.-China talks were "fake news."Even the head of the Chy-knees foreign ministry called it "fake news"
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>>10414Either way, I am making money off my calls. Sooooooooooooo either make hay while the sun shines, or get bent
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Thoughts on CNBC's Pippa stevens?
β10427[Quote]
>>10423Nah, he strong armed the nips into signing a deal for soybeans today. Good thing too, because he was rightly pissing off his biggest supporters, farmers.
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>>10395>largest economy and importer in the world launched tariffs against almost all countries >including an effective embargo on the second largest economy and worldβs biggest exporter (who is also their biggest trade partner)>wont back down unless the world βbuys more American goodsβ despite the fact that there is no monetary will or viability to do so since global wealth is so concentrated in the US, and American goods are usually expensive>zero concrete trade deals so far with negotiations either flopping, Japan trade minister even says βI dont know what Trump wants, he is contradictoryβ, or stated by WH secretary to be βin the works, we are talkingβ>only India is reaching some sort of deal with the US so far>EU, SEA & LATAM have shown that they rather wait for Trumpβs presidency to end and let Americans to bear the costs of tariffs, than capitulate to Trumpβs demands>EU & SEA even shown to be moving closer towards China than ever before>despite all this, Trump continues to flip flops between being adamant on tariffs and retracting, depending on how the news cycle portrays him the next day>all this happens while the tariffs and China embargo are in effect and goods are either not getting shipped, or becoming increasingly expensive in the near futureGee, I wonder why you shouldnt be bearish regarding the American NYSE. Maybe if /smg/ was more about the LSE I would be singing a different tune.
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a trade negotiation just flew over my house
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What's going on today niggers?
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>>10410My buddy is back to even and SOXL and thinks this. He's debating with me if he should jump ship. I think David's going to 52!
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>>10402You mean you have missed the blind bunny fan fiction?
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>>10440>sell some bagsI didn't buy the dip hard enough. I loaded up SPY at 550
β10451[Quote]
>>10428You know what, idk why I even bothered typing all that.
Slurpers are only lulling Trump into a false sense of security since his decisions flipflops depending on how the stock and bond market performs. Maybe thatβs the
(((plan))) all along. To goad Trump to politically kill himself in an epic embarrassing fashion. But at what cost? Are slurpers secretly Chinese buyers trying to economically usher in the Chinese Century but luring Trump into an American economic suicide?
>>10444Bearish for me. Indiaβs IP ban on this site has convinced me to stay.
β10452[Quote]
I have 50k in SOXL will I make it
β10453[Quote]
I might be the worst trader alive. I jump out of a trade on the slightest dip only for it to rip upwards afterward. Most of my trades would be profitable if I wasnt so scared of trump posting something and seeing everything in red. Its either anxiety or I am too inexperienced
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>>10451>Indiaβs IP ban on this siteThat and state flags are what I like
β10458[Quote]
Trump's closed door with the Norwegian PM ended and now they are doing a presser.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/5u8dn_vu66A>>10453The secret is to mix energy drinks with alcohol, plenty of meth, and chain smoke the entire time. You will feel like God and will see everyone else as fool who lacks the courage to trade with a golden god like yourself.
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>>10457"You will kill ten of us, we will kill one of you, but in the end, you will tire of it first" - Ho Chi Minh
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"Norway wants Trump"
wtf did they talk about behind closed doors?
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>>10428Because stonks only go up. Inflation nigga
β10468[Quote]
This presser is making me bullish for the shipping industry. Selling NFLX and going all in on FRO
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>>10394As I said Bessent and Trump are playing a con on the market
β10470[Quote]
My INTC doing a lil sum sum.
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>>10457I wonder what happens when what they make runs out since India will be bombing Pakistan soon
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>>10466Until they dont. You dont think people wanted stocks to go up back in 1929? Or 1987? Or 2000? Or 2008?
Do you even trade or are you just an underaged shartyzoomzoom newfag?
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>>10470Have the earnings come in yet?
>>10471India is just as likely to attack China if they were significantly weakened. India and China have been doing an on-and-off small scale border war for years. It's become an annual thing for the Indian military to make limited excursions into Chinese territory.
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Trump just said "our trading relationship with Norway is perfect, we couldn't do any better". Fucking orange retard
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>>10475Your ears must bad as bad as your teeth.
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>>10472Another bobo priced out
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>>10287>it sucks that people still slurpit's good that they still slurp, because at some point nobody will want to keep playing this rigged game and without retarded retail traders it'll get fucked up really quick
>I had over 300k in market liquidity so every single point that I missed out on matters to me. it's still a long way up, no way to miss the profits as long as you're in after some future obvious turnaround
>US Secretary of State Rubio: This war is endable.breaking news: wars are endable, slurp it up
β10485[Quote]
Sold some NEM puts
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>>10473>India is just as likely to attack ChinaThey would be BTFO'd the jeets have a very raisinty military vs Pakistan it's strong but it's airforce struggles against Pakistan and would be losing against China
β10491[Quote]
God he's such a retard.
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lmao they shoved the press right out the door again
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>>10498Why did an image from a completely different poster (
>>10277) attach to my post
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>>10503lo and behold, these weren't even showing in the quick reply preview
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Sharty falling apart
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is we getting hacked niga?
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>>105094jannies do not crash this raisin before you get your own cesspool up and running god bless
>even on NVDAPlease, bulls, continue until 120 or so
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>>10490Huh, it will never happen but in a India vs China fight who sides with China. There record is absolute raisin, least India was built around the superior Anglo system. China's last victory was against Buddhist monks.
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Is 15% tariff normal? Apparently he likes norway but still slapped a 15% tariff on them. I guess in eu and in poland we have 23% vat which is even worse. I dont know what to think about it, is 15% tariff on every country good or bad?
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>>10462Wonder if that quote is real. Crazy predictive if true.
>>10516Some Bloomberg podcast said 1/10 the tarrif is the expected gdp damage. So a 15% world tarrif would lower America's GDP from 2.8%-1.5%=1.3% 2.8 was last year's growth.
>>10452I hope do brother, when do you plan to sell?
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I wasn't able to post all morning on my iPhone. Clearing all history and data on safari fixed it.
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>>10526Yeah, sharty sharted the bed this morning. I couldn't post either on my PC, even on a blank Chrome install with no addons and no history that I keep just for troubleshooting reasons.
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Test
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>>10532congratulations on your transition
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>>10533Thanks. Havenβt been able to post all day
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>>10543
>T-mobile's pre-paid is $25 a month
not the unlimited data one
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>>10546I'd Berry my dick so deep in Ann that who every pulled me out would be declared Excalibur.
>>10518T-mobile's pre-paid is $25 a month, and they will throw in the phone for 50 bucks. They let you pay in cash with no ID which makes them the best burner smartphone on the market if you are a paranoid schizo with a meth habit.
>>10532You will never recover from this financially
>>10546Do you go through more than…I don't know how many gigs I have never hit cap.
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>>10547this website is shady af
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>>10547Retard phoneposter
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>>10549>I'd Berry my dick so deep in Ann that who every pulled me out would be declared ExcaliburIs this a bot?
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>>10513>India >Superior system The jeets are filled with corruption and incompetence
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>>10558I've never seen that. Sounds like you should let us know.
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>>10551Allies already working I see
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>>10559Unlike China… I'm not saying this isn't a retarded fight, I'm just surprised which retarded you are backing.
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>>10566Too late tomorrow they will flip the green/red switch
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>>10556>SAFE banking act is being pushed by TrumpCANNABIS BROS LOOK AT MSOS, MSOX, CNBS
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JoΓ£o is asking the real questions itt, love it.
β10576[Quote]
MSFT
>smug_pepe.jpg
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>>10572It's a deal breaker when it's REALLY brown, like the ones you see in asian milf porn sometimes
β10579[Quote]
GOOG earnings in 20 mins
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Is Nadella based?
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Looks like power 15.
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I wish 4/biz/ implements the poll feature when it comes back
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Pray for our yuropoor brothers who won't be able to enjoy delicious and smooth Kentucky Bourbon soon.
>>10561It's really good, but isn't exactly the best drink to have with a muffuletta sandwich
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>>10590>It's really good, but isn't exactly the best drink to have with a muffuletta sandwichThanks for your service. Have a (You)
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Ok so should I buy SOXS for overnight instead?
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>>10526Scotch is strictly better.
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ALL ABOARD! TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION I REPEAT THE SPY TRAIN IS LEAVING!
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>Ok so should I buy SOXS for overnight instead?
GOOG puts
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>>10598Canβt get to 547.
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It's incredible how I'm 20k up today, yet I feel nothing. I've attained chudvana, the maxim of chuddism.
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>>10601Based flag
How are things in Maryland these days? O's doing good? I moved out like 5 years ago
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>>10603Just embarrassed myself
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>>10603>DC flagAre you an intern for Donald Trump? Does he know what we say here?
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>>10605beautiful. They are the O's; fun to go to the games, but they aren't playing their best. Crab's are still delicious.
>whered you move to?! β10618[Quote]
>>10617newsflash buddy, it's always been fake and gay
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>>10617The markets don't care
The entire financial industry is all about doing mental gymnastics so line goes up
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>>10613He doesnβt visit the Eisenhower building much.
I wouldnβt know.
β10621[Quote]
>>10605This is the high for the week boys and cat girls
Not investment advice
β10622[Quote]
Press S to spit on Google.
Press F to cheer for Intel.
β10624[Quote]
>>10614I moved for work. I don't want to say where and get doxed.
You know…. I have a bunch of O's giveaway crap that I don't really want anymore. I used to go to a ton of games when they sucked just to get the free stuff. I have some bobbleheads, some hats, other weird raisin like wine bottle stoppers, a garden gnome, a nut cracker, coasters…
I'm too lazy to try and sell it on ebay. If you want it, I can mail it to you. Just post your home address quick
β10626[Quote]
DING DING DING
How did you do today?
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Babies first V shape recovery. Get fooked bobo
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>>10626>>10627>>10628Day: +0.87%
This Week: +0.79%
This Month: -30.45%
This Year: -43.44%
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>>10636kek what the fuck?
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When do we get GOOG earnings?
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>>10626Cleaned up my portfolio and streamlined into nothing but productive stocks.
Also I am really digging this Amalia Rodrigues you recommended for me the other day ago. In fact I am about to crack a bottle of very tasty Vilarissa Valley Douro 2021 while I smoke my post-bell cigarette and unwind. It's a budget red blend, but it's dark and fruity.
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>>10571This is why i come to smg, thanks for the tip, bought calls
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>>10642Very nice anon
Douro wines and Setubal's Moscatels are my favorite ones from my country, nice and fruity
Have a fun time anon
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>>10651How the fuck are they even handling this? The US already has a shortage of licensed customs brokers over here and from what I have heard most of the time they used to just fudge numbers because no one was likely gonna check. With the rising tariffs the oversite and Customs and Border Patrol audits would have to be out of control.
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>>10648How come portuguese food is so nice but spanish food is so fucking terrible?
β10661[Quote]
>>10659different culture and geography
Portugal has a nation has been highly influenced by the Atlantic ocean while Spain is a categorically a med nation
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>>10654I guess a good portion of the process is automated, and they only randomly check like 5% of parcels coming from sussy countries?
But a raisinload of stuff must go through the customs' nets, that's for sure. I myself send my raisin to the US with complete bullraisin CN22 declarations, never declare any value, never join any bill (it's not just about fuck taxes, but it's also because i don't trust USPS niggers), and on documents-only parcels while i send items.
Never got any issue, sure sometimes it's stuck at the custom facility for few weeks, but it always continue it's course eventually, tax-free. :)
I'm 100% sure i'd be fucked in all kinds of ways (and the customers even more so) if i respected the legal process, i don't have time for this raisin. Fuck taxes, fuck gubment, fuck bloumpf, fuck customs.
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>>10669Majority contributions of course, but I (or rather buffet) am beating the markets performance.
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>>10671Money markets yeilds are beating market performance year to date .
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test
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>>10676Browser is having trouble verifying intergrity time stamp?
β10681[Quote]
>>10678Evidentially phoneposters are having issues with Sharty today
β10682[Quote]
Im just saying, this entire pump is based on 2 lies:
>we will make a deal with china
>we met with the chinese this morning
β10686[Quote]
>>10681It was desktop and phone, something to do with the time on the desktop and phone not matching the website.
β10687[Quote]
>>10684Trump turned me into perma bear
I lost money shorting vix before it went to 60
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Rate my stonks/etf folio /smg/
Mstr
Altria
At&T
Berkshire B
Gilead
Glencore
shares asia pacific etf
shares global totals
ishares jp em bond
ishares s&p infotech
pfizer
British American Tobacco
Palantir
DHT
Mara
Be brutally honest please
β10689[Quote]
>>10682Whatever Trump days is the truth, even if it conflicts. Heβs just too powerful
β10694[Quote]
>>10688>DHTthat's a trading stock, not a "hold in a portfolio" one
>>10693always have been
β10697[Quote]
>>10688Safe spread
>>10689>Truth is what your contemporaries let you get away with saying>>10693jej
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>>>10688 (You)
>>DHT
Been holding for a while. Good dividend. In the gutter currently, but recent news look promisig, so I figured hold
β10699[Quote]
>>10698I don't know what reputation DHT has in Europe, but here in America the service is complete garbo, and I wouldn't touch the stonk with a ten foot pole
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>>>10698 (You)
>I don't know what reputation DHT has in Europe, but here in America the service is complete garbo, and I wouldn't touch the stonk with a ten foot pole
Indonesia will propose increasing its imports of crude oil and liquefied petroleum gas from the US by around $10 billion as part of its tariff negotiations
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>>10699>Indonesia will propose increasing its imports of crude oil and liquefied petroleum gas from the US by around $10 billion as part of its tariff negotiationsThis is kinda weird , are they gonna buy at market rate ? Cuz if the market rate is too low the shale guys shut down because its not cost efficient to pull it out compared to OPEC. Would the admin force the companies to produce oil at a loss? What happens if they promise to buy the oil but dont buy it .
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>>10705Good question, I do not know.
But:
Pakistan is considering importing crude oil from the US for the first time to offset a trade imbalance that triggered higher US tariffs, according to a gov source directly involved with a proposal and a refinery executive. The executive told Reuters that the idea is to buy US crude oil equivalent to Pakistan's current imports of oil and refined products, or about $1 billion of oil.
β10710[Quote]
>10000 tariff grandpa
chink humor
β10711[Quote]
my tsla short is currently -19k haha
3 more weeks till expiration…
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>>10707I'm curious to find out if all the countries doing this have signed anything or if they've just said they're willing to do this and are thinking "fucking hell this guy is nuts, hopefully he cucks on this, I mean the US already exports almost 100% of their excess hydrocarbons to Europe and they're still spazzing out asking the euros to somehow buy more"
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>>>10707 (You)
Yeah, exactly. That's the gamble, I guess. But fact is, that it will have to be shipped, if so.
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>>>10707 (You)
was meant for you
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>>10705OPEC is seething rn because a bunch of countries are going rogue and over producing. It was Kazakhstan they were seething about yesterday.
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>>10722im sure angola is also pissing them off in some form
β10728[Quote]
>>10722good
fuck that mafia
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>>10727yeah
biz can't come back fast enough
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>>10728>>10722Idk what they're so mad about, even OPEC members don't actually give a fuck about being Saudi instruments. There's a study from the 90s:
>"Is OPEC a Cartel? Evidence from Cointegration and Causality Tests" by S. GΓΌrcan GΓΌlenthat affirms that outwith the oil shock, OPEC doesn't count as a cartel simply from being too incompetent to produce any meaningful change to members' oil policy
β10734[Quote]
>>10646google is now up another 2% since i posted this
that's better
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Fuck it, if we crab tomorrow I will buy in. The pain to miss the train is worse than any temporary losses.
β10740[Quote]
well, the price is recovering some during the call, and if it stays above $20 that could be something, that's been an important pivot point for how it trades, we'll see how it closes tomorrow. will listen to the google call later tonight after my nap. close today on the s&p was extremely bullish, 5400 seems locked in and we may close above 5500 tomorrow, that would be very constructive.
still thinking about my crush, hate to think that right now you aren't being adored, you don't have any charming dates planned, you don't have anybody to hold onto while you sleep. i want to fix all those things for you, i want to feed you cheesecake, i want to soothe you when you're upset… got a lot i want us to do together. anyways keep my offer in mind, i know it's a lot to think over.
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>>10738if I were a straight chud I'd bought to dip on April 8.
β10750[Quote]
>>10731how is it physically possible for a single man to produce so much cringe?
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>>10749>>10750These are men. Sick, isn't it?
β10752[Quote]
>>10710>>10710>>10710Isn't Xi 70 something
β10753[Quote]
Where do (you) go to look at raisin and piss 500 futures?
β10760[Quote]
>>10753who doesn't use ToS?
β10762[Quote]
>>10735>he isn't speedrunning his own collapseNGMI
β10767[Quote]
>>10762the entirity of southern europe already collapsed in 2011
we're walking corpses
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N&Js
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>>10755>Asian dont sh!tI took a nasty fat dump this morning though
β10770[Quote]
>>10769Asians means girls. You just a yellow niga
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>>10735>ireland and greece are doing something>austria and france are doing the oppositeI can't read Portuguese but I've seen enough
β10779[Quote]
>>10769damn this horrible website, you better be a pretty girl talking about your tight little turd cutter like that
β10781[Quote]
>https://boards.4chan.org/bant/>"See you soon!"They better add polls.
β10783[Quote]
>>10735What is going on here?
Is Spain now no longer parts of PIGS?
Is this what I am looking at?
β10784[Quote]
>>10783Spain is nearly communist really. Noone works, some of the highest taxes in the world for well earners. It'll be over soon enough.
β10786[Quote]
>>10782when life gives you lemons (twinks), make lemonade (girls)
>>10783I like that when people were like "PIGS is too offensive, and Ireland isn't included" it got changed to GIPSI LMAO
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>>10785This market is exhausting.
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Hi /smg/, can someone tell me about the "real world?"
I was in my online game and someone called me a dumb kid who listens to Andrew Tate. Then I said
>Andrew Tate makes a million a month
>you cannot even afford the rent on just ONE of his cars
Then their reply was "youre just a kid who doesnt know how the real world works."
And I said
>then how did Andrew Tate get so rich?
And he was like dumb kids like you give him money, and im like
>then why isnt every one else rich and doing that?
Anyways, can someone tell me what the "real world" is? I thought /smg/ would be the right place to ask this.
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>>10790How are some people so delusional that they think they can talk about the "real world" while they work some 9-5? What is the "real world?"
β10794[Quote]
>>10788Not really, if you enjoy it. Enjoy this and buy cheap, and laugh your ass off.
β10798[Quote]
>>10731market can stay irrational longer then I can stay solvent, boy am i going to find out
β10806[Quote]
>>10797Ok..but the guy in the game is the dumb ass. Andrew Tate makes a million a month. How is that not "real world?"
Like imagine saying "that is not how the real world works" while he himself works a 9-5.
People are so delusion. He kept calling me a dumb kid that lsitens to Andrew Tate. Like okay…how come he wasnt making millions? This is why I dont really like people over 30 years of aging that work. They think their struggle is some kind of achievement.
I said "you cannot even afford the RENT on just ONE of his cars."
And he was still replying with "muh real world."
Like I can totally why young and rich people end up flexing on brokies. It is because their attitude is SO ignorant af.
β10809[Quote]
LISTEN UP YOU CHINK BASTARDS
I RAPE CHINESE WOMEN DAILY
β10810[Quote]
>>10809but why would you do that
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>>10810Because they make funni noises
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>>10806Again, I don't know what he's trying to say, but probably he means that listening to Andrew Tate will not provide most people with useful advice about how to get by or live a good life, because he's essentially the winner of the influencer lottery who makes balloon animals for ambitious but directionless chronically online young men. I've never heard anything by him so I don't know whether his advice is useful for you, but I'm told he hates reading and books so I don't give a fuck about his worldview, personally.
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>>10816Okay, I dont think that was what he meant by the "real world."
Niggers like him never explain it but I am just going to assume the real world is struggling in 9-5 and retired at 67 but there is no way he meant that right? Cause that is such a pathetic response to getting btfo by someone who makes a million a month and his reply is "thats not the real world."
LOL
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>>10822For a lot of people that is the real world, I guess, listening to anyone with more money than you seems like a fun idea. Also I assume this sh!thole is like 4chan where you need to be 18 to post here btw
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>>10825>listening to anyone with more money than you seems like a fun ideaI don't actually to Andrew Tate, but I did browse his twitter pre-2015 and it was mainly redpill blackpill stuff. And I have seen his clips and he is funny.
I think the majority of men are unattractive and really need to bend over/simp/act real nice to girls before they get female attention so seeing someone like Andrew Tate kicks in their captain save-a-ho whitenknighting.
Regarding money, he makes a million a month and I love the "his cars are rentals" cope from people. Like even renting just one of his cars is impossible.
Normies are such a joke.
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>>10806The real world is we are spending most of our time and money to be eventually sheltered from.
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>>10825Pre-2015, he was saying all the stuff about the Prince Harry being a cuck and his wife being a whore, and now in 2025, we all know she is an attention whore and Prince Harry is a cuckold.
Anyways, I love the topic of Andrew Tate with normies because everything they say is from a weak position. Like how you gonna say "his cars are rentals."
LOL.
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>>10832The audacity of the normies to talk about anything when they have no life but working some raisinty 9-5
β10839[Quote]
>>10833Andrew Tate was very clever in the way he would film his YouTube videos. He made it easy for monetized influencers to edit them to appear like he was on their channels and even being interviewed by them. He of course would get a bit of the money as well. Basically he let other YouTubers do the work for him. It was pretty smart in my opinion. Now he just needs to invest the money properly, fade away, and live the good life.
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>>10839Hm, he seems like a cool dude. Better swagger than 95% of men.
Most men are such dork loser geeks
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>>10776It's debt to gdp ratio I gather Greece was forced via bailout and Portugal is at least trying to turn it around economically before they get fucked by a debt crisis as for Ireland probably politics
β10847[Quote]
>>10836They got nothing else to talk about. What can they talk about? I get asked all the time why I donβt own a car. I donβt need one cause I donβt have a real job. Investment income covers my bills. What is even more funny is when normies figure this out their next line of cope is always βwell youβre rich, you donβt know what itβs likeβ. I know damn well whatβs itβs like and I donβt want to do it anymore.
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>>10847I guess. Talking with normies is always annoying. He kept saying "you listen to andrew tate' over and over again.
Also, its so funny when girls and simps say "incel" as if sex has value, right?
So I say "i can buy an 18 year old for a 100 dollars for 30 mins…"
And then they say "so you need money huh?"
and im like
>youre the one that put a value on sexNormies are so pathetic.
Look at this→>>10807
β10853[Quote]
daily reminder:
NO NIGGERS ALOUD ON /SMG/
β10861[Quote]
>>10850why do you feel the need to make it known to people irl that you listen to a fag and fuck hookers?
β10862[Quote]
Bearish on thread quality
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>>10853scoops are you a millionaire yet? nigger
β10865[Quote]
>>10853Aren't they always loud?
Also… Oh god, scooops found us
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>>10861>>10861The "fag" makes a million a month
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>>10857I envy you. Enjoy life, do it. Don't get your brain messed up like me. I mean it.
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>>10867money doesn't reduce your levels of fagness, look at elon musk for example
β10880[Quote]
Well I woke up at 5 pm. I have a job interview at 12:30 tomorrow. 28.50 an hour, which is twice as much as the last one tried to scam me with and probably worth taking.
But I'm getting that feeling again- if I hadn't pussied out last year on those trades, I'd have made 200k, and I would just neet off of that. Instead I need to make 200k, then neet off of the trades the next time.
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>>10896Just my own theory but I think rocker may have been one of the jannys whose email and passwords were doxxed. He said long ago he applied for a janny position.
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>>10813Thatβs Japanese women though. Chinese girls make low grunting noises like a panting doberman (at least from my experience, Iβve fucked 4 girls). Or maybe thatβs because Iβm also chinese and they dont have to put up the fake kawaii act.
Maybe things will be different with you if youβre white and you found a banana girl that loves to impress whitey. Idk lol.
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>>10903wrong
your real life starts when society collapses
everything until then is the prelude of your story
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My intuition is telling me to short now but I'm a coward who'll play it safe and stay on the sidelines.
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>>10869>Don't get your brain messed up like me. qrd?
Yeah, I really enjoy life now. I now know what "work" is.
Work is anything that is not enjoyment or leisure. It can be vacuuming or washing dishes. Simply standing up when lying down comfortably to go pee can be work.
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>>>10869 (You)
The fuck are you on about brother?
Work or smart? You don't even need to be smart you have /biz/. Do what they say.
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>>10916no, they destroyed what was originally there
they made it so there is no going back, only forward
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>>10914Yeah, I want to short it too.
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>βAt present there are absolutely no negotiations on the economy and trade between China and the U.S.,β said Ministry of Commerce spokesperson He Yadong.
a deal has appeared to me in a dream, a beautiful deal, a very good deal
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>>10944They're actually just talking to a local Chinese joint. The restaurant is very confused about their order, but are willing to keep answering the phone to try and land a White House dinner serving.
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>>10946Talks with mcdonalds are ongoing and positive.
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>>10944You know the orange faggot is just making raisin up, and trying to see what sticks. The poo doesnt want to get zelenskied by talking to him, so is letting him squirm.
Two options
1- Orange retard just cucks, but its already too late he supply chain destruction, earnings contractions, lay offs have already started.
2. Orange retard stays the course , and the supply chain destruction, earnings contraction and lay offs continue.
He is gonna declare victory either way and just blame demoncrats or biden.
Either way the pump doent make sense. The glove does not fit, the pump must aquit
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>>10954>orange retardyou faggots lol, Trump is making America great again and that includes these pumps. suck raisin and die, or if you think he is going to crash the economy short this raisin and get liquidated like the piece of s hit you are
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>Have a bunch of messages on Scruff
>Ohcool.jpg
>It's a bunch of mutts and brownoids
Idk what makes me so attractive to them… Feelsbadman
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>>10954So it's a battle between Orangeoutan's planet-sized ego who must admit defeat and cuck away from what was an incredibly stupid idea VS starving to death the entire country?
If so i think ozempic won't be needed anymore in the US.
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>>10964>all these salty foreigners the only bitches complaining about Trump and muh economy are shi tbags with nothing in the game or their own country is about to get BTFO as we go hard
β10968[Quote]
>>10959>being a MIGAturd in April 2025lmao, lol even
β10971[Quote]
Trump Won.
Ukraine lost.
EU lost.
V shape recovery will raisin on pseuds.
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>>10967Brother, you need to take off your Qoomer orange glasses for a minute and look around. Bloumpf never liked you, never cared about you. He's an egomaniac grifter who got teached by the fucking mob how to climb the kleptocratic ladder.
His definition of a great america is just insane levels of insider trading with no legal consequences. He ruined 50 years of diplomatic soft power in 2 months kek.
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>>10967you retards cant even imagine red blooded americans disagreeing with your diaper queen. time will tell faggot if your retard actually has clothes, I know he doesnt, and your memaw who is probably dead from covid does as well.
>>10971lol what was there even to win in ukraine? giving it to daddy putin ?
destroying soft power?
cucking to chyna?
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>>10967> their own country is about to get BTFO as we go hardthe bald eagle is not rising from the ashes, dumb ass
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>>10978Usa already cucked this trade war.
β10989[Quote]
On a caloric deficit. What is everyones bodyfat %?
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>>10987>tariffs are 15% and not 1500% that means u cucked!yeah but good luck selling your stuff here for 15% more kek
o shi, maybe that's what the pump was for - so that we can afford to buy same things but for more money while liquidated libtards eat rice and beans
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>>10991do you actually make money with that retarded brain of yours or are you on disability or something?
Real miga math here.
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>>10991Rurualfag loser detected. Literally everything is made in china.
I am not a libtard I just know usa is finished. And 97% of Americans cannot a 800k home.
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>>10989idk how to even measure it
β11002[Quote]
>>10999I am on a cut. I think I am 12%. Getting down to 8%. You can google images. I can understand why people get fat. It is fun snacking and stuffing yourself with good.
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>>10993made 4k on options, lost 3k on options, bought all in yesterday, recouped some losses and sold everything today, fuck this rigged raisin I don't want to play this game anymore. they can't even make real news and hallucinate deals every day
I bet the deals will be like "yeah we will buy your beef now" and surely everyone will shidd their pants and put 300 billioin more dollars into nvda because nvidia makes beef and will benefit from this deal, who gives a fuck
I'll catch the train when it'll start recovering for real
>>10994doesn't matter, I already have literally everything
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>>10989Idk bro haven't calculated that in a long time. I'm 5'11" 235 lbs
β11006[Quote]
>>11005Youreβ¦fat..
>>11003K I have everything too. Whats your point?
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ok i was away yesterday looks like i saved money by not buying puts
can i get a qrd? why are we pumping?
β11010[Quote]
>>11002I'm probably closer to 20%, but I have no idea. I don't think I've had it measured since high school like 20 years ago. I'm not especially fat, my BMI is under 24, but I've got a lot of cushion
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>>11010Youre fat. 6β1 should be 150. youre 5β11 and 225.
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>>11014…what? I am not 225, where did you even get those numbers?
β11018[Quote]
>>10864no, nigger. I fucking owed the IRS $45k this year when I filed. Fuck those niggers.
β11019[Quote]
>>11005Sounds cute. I'm currently trying to get up to 250lbs; 6'4" though.
β11020[Quote]
>>11019oops wrong anon.
6β4? Damn, you really need to to roid.
β11022[Quote]
>>10865>Also⦠Oh god, scooops found usI found the soyjak thread around a week ago, faggot. I have posts in the original /qa/smg thread, and the first /biz/smg thread, as well as the 8chan thread that you niggers refuse to use
I just havenβt been posting as much lately
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>>11020Also not that other anon, lol. I'm currently 175lbs, up from ~150. I quit smoking about 2 months ago so that helps a ton.
β11024[Quote]
>>10880>if I hadn't pussied out last year on those trades, I'd have made 200kand the jewish IRS wouldβve taken *HALF*
β11026[Quote]
>>10894>got any proof of life on Rocker? I havenβt seen him online here.I think using a website like soyjak instead of 4chan is too sophisticated for him, and he just refuses to try to figure it out.
if anything, I would have expected him to figure out the 8chan thread, which links over to here
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>>10989like 20%, could stand to lose 15lbs.
β11029[Quote]
>>10896I posted a phone number for people to text me at, and basically everybody was too pussy to even text me off of a burner phone number
>>10900nah, I think he wouldβve told us raisin about /j/ if he really did
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>>11018So you made 150k cap gains or is your withholding raisin? I paid 19k. It's ya boy sloorps here btw.
β11043[Quote]
GAY NIGGERS AND FAKE JEWS
β11059[Quote]
>>11053made good money shorting gold the past 2 days. Going to go down even more with deflation
β11065[Quote]
>>11062Are you like a double rerarded cramer ? Just as wrong but twice as retarded ?
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>>11062Cringe
>>11065TRVKE
>>11066Based
>>11070ill fill the gaps in ur mums ass m8
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Watch out or someone's gonna fill your gap
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>>11054Trump looks like Willie Nelson there lmao
β11089[Quote]
Reminder: any time someone says "this is the top" they are lying. There is no top. Stocks are ONLY allowed to go up.
β11092[Quote]
>>10752Read only 4chan coming Sunday
>>10858Yes but Trump is 79 for old people your considered far gone at that point since past 80 your pretty much waiting for the reaper
β11110[Quote]
this looks to me like a cope pump trapping people thinking it will go just go back up to 6k like nothing happened
my prediction is we get 1 more day of crab-pumping at most then a major red day (mm's like to fuck people over the weekend so maybe we get a sunday dump)
volatility is too low now, not sure about puts today
β11117[Quote]
raisin and piss will be 5800 by next week
this is financial advice
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>>11117>>11117I told you retards repeatedly
China
Will
Capitulate
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>>10783Portugal, Ireland, Netherlands, Germany reduced their debts between 2017 and 2024.
The other countries did the contrary (bad) but Spain did pretty good considered the previous rates. France is speedrunning towards problems as usual. As long as we keep paying boomers as much as we do now we'll get those numbers. There's no limit to how much retirement you can get, it's a % of your salary so we see rich boomers getting paid 5000β¬ a month for doing fuck all.
β11122[Quote]
>>11119>I told you retardsYou are far too confident for these market conditions. You're going to get heemed.
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>>10971>>10959>>10916>>10840Tradings done and the vatniks / uneducated gullible faggots with no money come out. Gross.
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>>11121That's a weirdly old fashioned way of doing retirement. I'd have thought France would be more pragmatic. I'm guessing there's an entitled ladder-pulling boomer problem?
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>>11127No. I can't say anything in it would be all that surprising. Besides, if you positioned your portfolio to be less exposed to trade (at least with the US), it doesn't matter a whole hell of a lot.
β11136[Quote]
>third incarnation of /smg/
>you still haven't made it
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>>11119>Authorities are consideringok I'll buy nvda because it makes medical equipment, ethane and plane leasing
clown ass markets
β11152[Quote]
>>11121>it's a % of your salary That surely is not how your state pension works, thats completely insane
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>>11127This is why I sold Maersk at the presumable top yesterday and made fifty bucks of beer money. Iβll get her again at the bottom when itβs like 20% discounted from the IBKR price target or something
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>>11155Is this new or the same as yesterday?
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>>11157I actually did type Merck initially, stupid ass title
Also for people who want to keep a quick eye on shipping stocks, the YouTube channel Whatβs Going On With Shipping is good for pretty rapid videos in response to crashes, changes in traffic, changes in (US) shipping regulations. Iβd recommend
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>>11159Date is april 25 a few minutes ago
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>>11167The technicals would favor that, at least in the near term.
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>>11177>Chinese foreign minister:>I am not familiar with the specifics>I will refer you to competent authoritiesIt's that the Trump admin is retarded and they won't notice, but that's definitely a slight
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>>11180He could've simply said: "for the specifics regarding the tariffs I will refer to the relevant authorities", but he specifically pointed out that as a person who is unfamiliar with the subject, it is not his place to delve deeper into the subject of tariffs.
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>>11183Get some sleep, anon.
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>PLTR
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of machine learning and data structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.
β11188[Quote]
>>11172Wait apparently this might be bullraisin. This was from the G20 finance meeting in DC this week, and one of the meetings was in the Treasury building.
>>11186I have a wagie deadline in the morning and I'm behind from obsessing over the markets for weeks on end.
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>>11183Nothing really.
It's said with plausible deniability, and the Americans are too retarded to even notice such a thing
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>>11188Don't make me come over there and spank your ass. Get some sleep!
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>>11206I will haunt you. That next presentation, yeah, I'm going to fuck it up. Yeah, I might even crawl out of the screen like that bitch from The Ring, but only you'll see it. Those bananas on your kitchen counter? Yeah, now those are tampons.
Get Some Sleep.
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>>11203Theyre the only ones truly standing up to the Great Satan that ist the American political class
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I'm praying this is a bull trap, my money is in danger haha
β11218[Quote]
>>11215You might have to HODL till the economic shock comes through in the macro- and meso-economic data
Real bulltraps last months not three days
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>>11218warrant expiration in 3 weeks, I think I'm fucked but maybe I still have a chance
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>>11218There's a real risk that the nothing ever happens scum turn out to actually be right and shorts get fucked though. The slightest hint of a deal with China and everything will moon.
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>>11223what if he called just to tell him to get stuffed
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The fuck happened in January of 23 to make that vix nearly ath spike?
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>>11203China's first and second tier cities are some of the most developed areas in the world but there are still something like a hundred million rural chinese living in poverty or close to poverty conditions, (part of why they make so many trains is so rurals can go to the cities easier.)
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Freshly baked
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