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>>10991Rurualfag loser detected. Literally everything is made in china.
I am not a libtard I just know usa is finished. And 97% of Americans cannot a 800k home.
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>>10989idk how to even measure it
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>>10999I am on a cut. I think I am 12%. Getting down to 8%. You can google images. I can understand why people get fat. It is fun snacking and stuffing yourself with good.
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>>10993made 4k on options, lost 3k on options, bought all in yesterday, recouped some losses and sold everything today, fuck this rigged raisin I don't want to play this game anymore. they can't even make real news and hallucinate deals every day
I bet the deals will be like "yeah we will buy your beef now" and surely everyone will shidd their pants and put 300 billioin more dollars into nvda because nvidia makes beef and will benefit from this deal, who gives a fuck
I'll catch the train when it'll start recovering for real
>>10994doesn't matter, I already have literally everything
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>>10989Idk bro haven't calculated that in a long time. I'm 5'11" 235 lbs
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>>11005Youre…fat..
>>11003K I have everything too. Whats your point?
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ok i was away yesterday looks like i saved money by not buying puts
can i get a qrd? why are we pumping?
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>>11002I'm probably closer to 20%, but I have no idea. I don't think I've had it measured since high school like 20 years ago. I'm not especially fat, my BMI is under 24, but I've got a lot of cushion
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>>11010Youre fat. 6’1 should be 150. youre 5’11 and 225.
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>>11014…what? I am not 225, where did you even get those numbers?
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>>10864no, nigger. I fucking owed the IRS $45k this year when I filed. Fuck those niggers.
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>>11005Sounds cute. I'm currently trying to get up to 250lbs; 6'4" though.
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>>11019oops wrong anon.
6’4? Damn, you really need to to roid.
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>>10865>Also… Oh god, scooops found usI found the soyjak thread around a week ago, faggot. I have posts in the original /qa/smg thread, and the first /biz/smg thread, as well as the 8chan thread that you niggers refuse to use
I just haven’t been posting as much lately
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>>11020Also not that other anon, lol. I'm currently 175lbs, up from ~150. I quit smoking about 2 months ago so that helps a ton.
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>>10880>if I hadn't pussied out last year on those trades, I'd have made 200kand the jewish IRS would’ve taken *HALF*
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>>10894>got any proof of life on Rocker? I haven’t seen him online here.I think using a website like soyjak instead of 4chan is too sophisticated for him, and he just refuses to try to figure it out.
if anything, I would have expected him to figure out the 8chan thread, which links over to here
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>>10989like 20%, could stand to lose 15lbs.
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>>10896I posted a phone number for people to text me at, and basically everybody was too pussy to even text me off of a burner phone number
>>10900nah, I think he would’ve told us raisin about /j/ if he really did
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>>11018So you made 150k cap gains or is your withholding raisin? I paid 19k. It's ya boy sloorps here btw.
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GAY NIGGERS AND FAKE JEWS
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Tfw gold 3500/oz and going to 4K EOY
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China up rn Japan flat futes slightly up
Do we get a green Friday or crab and sell off during power hour
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>>11053made good money shorting gold the past 2 days. Going to go down even more with deflation
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>>11062Are you like a double rerarded cramer ? Just as wrong but twice as retarded ?
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>>11062Cringe
>>11065TRVKE
>>11066Based
>>11070ill fill the gaps in ur mums ass m8
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Watch out or someone's gonna fill your gap
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Wasn't there a post about tranny jammies here a minute ago?
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>>11054Trump looks like Willie Nelson there lmao
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Reminder: any time someone says "this is the top" they are lying. There is no top. Stocks are ONLY allowed to go up.
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>>10752Read only 4chan coming Sunday
>>10858Yes but Trump is 79 for old people your considered far gone at that point since past 80 your pretty much waiting for the reaper
№11110[Quote]
this looks to me like a cope pump trapping people thinking it will go just go back up to 6k like nothing happened
my prediction is we get 1 more day of crab-pumping at most then a major red day (mm's like to fuck people over the weekend so maybe we get a sunday dump)
volatility is too low now, not sure about puts today
№11117[Quote]
raisin and piss will be 5800 by next week
this is financial advice
№11119[Quote]
>>11117>>11117I told you retards repeatedly
China
Will
Capitulate
№11121[Quote]
>>10783Portugal, Ireland, Netherlands, Germany reduced their debts between 2017 and 2024.
The other countries did the contrary (bad) but Spain did pretty good considered the previous rates. France is speedrunning towards problems as usual. As long as we keep paying boomers as much as we do now we'll get those numbers. There's no limit to how much retirement you can get, it's a % of your salary so we see rich boomers getting paid 5000€ a month for doing fuck all.
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>>11119>I told you retardsYou are far too confident for these market conditions. You're going to get heemed.
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>>11119Non PLQN TRVSTERS will always clitty leak and panic and blackpill 0.000001 seconds after the NYT tells them to, don't worry about those irrelevant fags
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>>10971>>10959>>10916>>10840Tradings done and the vatniks / uneducated gullible faggots with no money come out. Gross.
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>>11121That's a weirdly old fashioned way of doing retirement. I'd have thought France would be more pragmatic. I'm guessing there's an entitled ladder-pulling boomer problem?
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>>11127No. I can't say anything in it would be all that surprising. Besides, if you positioned your portfolio to be less exposed to trade (at least with the US), it doesn't matter a whole hell of a lot.
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>third incarnation of /smg/
>you still haven't made it
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>>11119>Authorities are consideringok I'll buy nvda because it makes medical equipment, ethane and plane leasing
clown ass markets
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>>11056>read only 4chanHave the jannies explained any further what that means exactly? I was elected to lead, not to read
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>>11121>it's a % of your salary That surely is not how your state pension works, thats completely insane
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>>11127This is why I sold Maersk at the presumable top yesterday and made fifty bucks of beer money. I’ll get her again at the bottom when it’s like 20% discounted from the IBKR price target or something
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>>11155Is this new or the same as yesterday?
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>>11157I actually did type Merck initially, stupid ass title
Also for people who want to keep a quick eye on shipping stocks, the YouTube channel What’s Going On With Shipping is good for pretty rapid videos in response to crashes, changes in traffic, changes in (US) shipping regulations. I’d recommend
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>>11159Date is april 25 a few minutes ago
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>>11167The technicals would favor that, at least in the near term.
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>>11177>Chinese foreign minister:>I am not familiar with the specifics>I will refer you to competent authoritiesIt's that the Trump admin is retarded and they won't notice, but that's definitely a slight
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>>11180He could've simply said: "for the specifics regarding the tariffs I will refer to the relevant authorities", but he specifically pointed out that as a person who is unfamiliar with the subject, it is not his place to delve deeper into the subject of tariffs.
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>>11183Get some sleep, anon.
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>PLTR
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of machine learning and data structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.
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>>11172Wait apparently this might be bullraisin. This was from the G20 finance meeting in DC this week, and one of the meetings was in the Treasury building.
>>11186I have a wagie deadline in the morning and I'm behind from obsessing over the markets for weeks on end.
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>>11183Nothing really.
It's said with plausible deniability, and the Americans are too retarded to even notice such a thing
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>>11188Don't make me come over there and spank your ass. Get some sleep!
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China shills out of control. Posted a comment on social media stating correctly that China is still considered a developing nation (as per the U.N.) and people lost their fucking minds. What is all this love for the Chineses’s lately?
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>>11206I will haunt you. That next presentation, yeah, I'm going to fuck it up. Yeah, I might even crawl out of the screen like that bitch from The Ring, but only you'll see it. Those bananas on your kitchen counter? Yeah, now those are tampons.
Get Some Sleep.
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>>11203Theyre the only ones truly standing up to the Great Satan that ist the American political class
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I'm praying this is a bull trap, my money is in danger haha
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>>11215You might have to HODL till the economic shock comes through in the macro- and meso-economic data
Real bulltraps last months not three days
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>>11218warrant expiration in 3 weeks, I think I'm fucked but maybe I still have a chance
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>>11218There's a real risk that the nothing ever happens scum turn out to actually be right and shorts get fucked though. The slightest hint of a deal with China and everything will moon.